Episode 747: Mouth Full of Ants
Episode description
We venture deep, deep into the forest of our love for YOU, THE LISTENER, and return with MAXIMUM ZINGERS PER MINUTE about the odds of Colin Kaepernick getting indicted by Robert Mueller, a timely primer on DORF DOES GOLF, and the best NFL theme songs. Because of the particular conditions of our parole, we're obligated to explain what we think football coaches should wear in the rain, but with that business out of the way, we are free to serve PIPING HOT KNOWLEDGE ENTREES to satiate what most hungers you: What's up with Markelle Fultz? Why is Bob McNair so awful? Is Marshawn Lynch the coolest? Why did Kiko Alonso carry Taylor Gabriel? How can our own Dave Dominique forgive himself for a 1980s baseball incident on the playground? Why and how are the World Series baseballs lubed up? We also announce an exciting eventual partnership with Big Baller Brand, get to the bottom of the Thunder's numinous plane dent thing, and Mike tries yet again to articulate his Lacanian analysis of quarterback futility and is saved, perhaps, by Dave, who says it right.
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HELPFUL LINKS
Kiko Alonso carries an adversary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE2xLQqK-PE
Marshawn Lynch practices with high school team:
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