Was Lauren's sister legit last night or did she put it all on for the cameras? I reckon. I've received about eight thousand messages since last night's episode asking me that exact question, after Tomara kind of derailed the entire day as bridesmaid and called the bride frigid in front of the groom before just storming off SAT and having a moment the producers, which was kind of iconic reality
television if we're being honest. So before I give you the latest on that, let's just reminisce with this little grab from last night. You guys have ruined my mood. Sorry, I'm the sister of the bride and I'm not really happy. I think it is the worst, but this is an absolute abortion. Okay. So since then, Tomora has spoken out and she is not happy. In an Instagram post that Daily Mail of shared, she wrote, I know how it looks. I watched the same episode as everyone else, and without context,
I totally get it. But there's over eighteen hours of footage you didn't see. I was sharing a tell all soon, so stay tuned. Just a little reminder, this is a reality television show heavily edited to get the highest ratings, and I earned the villain badge by refusing to conform. It's not real life, guys, so don't take it too personally. It's out of my control. So I'm fully embracing it the good, the bad, and the ugly. So essentially, she's
done what's been done seven billion times before. She's come out and blamed the edit. Yeah, they might have been eighteen hours of footage, but obviously we didn't see that because you know, I'm not going to spend eighteen hours watching maths. The gay was the highlights, and to be honest, you were the highlight. You were very entertaining. You might not come across great, but at least it was good television.
So thank you for that, and for the people who weren't vibing tomorrow and last night's episode, I'm sorry to say that. It seems we may be seeing a lot more of her in the future. According to Yahoo Lifestyles website today, producers have actually been chatting about potentially casting her as a bride on the next season, and as she's already kind of proven herself to be, will TV gold. Steve Burley, who appeared on the show in twenty twenty.
I think he kind of backed this up, commenting on one of my Instagram posts last night saying he reckons she's already signed the contract as well to appear in next season, so time will tell, but I would kind of like that to be honest, like she is chaotic in the best way. Also, for anyone wondering where you recognized French groom Paul from last night, this isn't his first time in reality television. He was actually on Channel ten's reboot of The Real Love Boat back in twenty
twenty two, which I think about six people watched. It was a massive expensive flop for Channel ten. Anyway, on there, he also spoke French every five seconds, So let's take a listen to that. I just want you to speak a bit more French. Do you yes?
Do you know how to say yours?
No? How's hey? Sorry?
Fie?
What?
Uh uh vis biso fit one?
Oh? Also, before I end this little episode, I think I need to apologize because last night I apparently said we're in season eleven now, which is not true. It's season twelve, but to me it feels like fucking season eight hundred and seventy two because I feel like I've been talking about this show for the majority of my life. Anyway, that's all I've got now. That's episode two of this podcast. Over
