Carlito is trying to get to Chicago for the PLA PrankCon on September 15th. Help him with a donation at madhouselive.com/donate . This is another example of a good Madhouse show with not-so-good pranks. We are starting beef with burger places that refuse to make our burgers the old fashioned way. The lady at iHop doesn’t like being told her gender isn’t equal. Bill the Schwann’s delivery guy has been hooking up with the customers. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Sub...
Aug 31, 2018•2 hr 59 min
There’s a hurricane headed to Hawaii, so we are looking everywhere for plywood. Carlito is confusing Free Pickup at Walmart with trucks for sale. Using anatomical breast descriptions while ordering bras over the phone. Eating canned dog food when the human food runs out. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store ! Follow Carlito on Twitter ...
Aug 24, 2018•2 hr 46 min
It’s Tropical Smoothie night on Madhouse Radio as Carlito tries to flip the eggs with heat concept – by ordering smoothies with cold, in a waffle cone. The animal hospital receptionist doesn’t appreciate the insinuation that she is being replaced by a janitor. Insulting Puerto Rico while trying to book a vacation there. Bath Planet doesn’t support glory hole installations in their quotes. Captain Cross is looking to get hired to show a friend a good time on his boat machine. Support Madhouse on ...
Aug 17, 2018•2 hr 32 min
Carlito thinks it’s good that you have a job answering the phone, even with your non-existant disability. The red Solo cup is smoking in the hotel room, not us. Brad Carter is on a mission to make a woman cry. Trying to use the gambler’s anonymous line to place random number guessing bets. CPAP cleaning services and another ride on top of the hotel elevator. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) ...
Aug 11, 2018•3 hr 26 min
Carlito and Milkman somehow get on the subject of prostate exams tonight and they are concerned with the way in which a doctor cleans us up afterwards. RBCP, the inventor of the Twitter complainer prank call, from PhoneLosers.org joins us with a hilarious call from corporate in which he gets a customer to walk off with a clerk’s name tag and phone. We call back our Mexican friend with the stameena table for sale. The toilet cam in the toilet is not working right. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Cal...
Aug 03, 2018•2 hr 32 min
Carlito is in the mood to threaten women with forced head shavings tonight. Calling a news tip line and describing the plot to the movie Boyz n the Hood. Ordering some eggs with heat LIKE ALWAYS. Calling some of them swap shops including diabetic supplies, reclaimed barn tin, a tractor and a refrigerator that some Satanic worshipers want to use to sacrifice a goat by drowning. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes...
Jul 27, 2018•2 hr 58 min
McDonalds has bumped Coke Zero off the menu in favor for another flavor of Sprite. In real life Carlito is obsessed with Coke Zero, so he calls to complain. Stuck in the elevator shaft again, getting extra panicky this time, and calling Vegas instead of Reno. Complaining to Vietnamese nail salons about a toe fungus Support Madhouse on Patreon! Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store ! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows...
Jul 20, 2018•2 hr 35 min
Join Carlito and the Milkman for our 13 year anniversary show featuring the return of weekly Thursday night shows and the MouthLine 405-396-6884 (leave us a voicemail). Technical issues get in the way but we feature a crazy drunk lady eating on the phone and confused about her room for rent, calls to Zappos and some crap for sale. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store ! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Natio...
Jul 18, 2018•2 hr 15 min
We’re calling on them swap shop items, yard sales and donating things to the Cub Scout charity benefit. Insulting the dirty Greek restaurant and getting into trouble with Joey Guns. Carlito misses out on buying a trailer but is looking to get in early on them puppies. Burning unwanted Lipizzaner horses alive and looking for some nice bed pussy. Cross has no idea who CJ is but he got him in trouble. Guests are: Matt Lock (prankcallnation.com/partytime) , Aksper , Dwight McJanitor ( prankcallnatio...
May 26, 2018•1 hr 44 min
Carlito is all wound up from watching the news so he’s calling embassies looking to see who wants to get their asses kicked. East Germany doesn’t have any plans for Hitler’s birthday today. Hotels are not amused with our 420 celebrations in their rooms. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store ! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation ! Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio...
Apr 21, 2018•1 hr 43 min
Homer says hi for the first time! Carlito insults a restaurant guy’s mother, then his mother gets on and turns the tables in a major way. Checking back in with the Kmarts and the manager recognizes Carlito. Several Swap Shop items for sale. Guests are Matt Hillcox, Zerx, Dwayne the Janitor & Brad Farter. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store ! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation ! Check out Prank Cal...
Mar 31, 2018•2 hr 27 min
Join Carlito for some prank call machines including a Chinese guy selling 100 assorted condoms (were they too big for him?). Somehow he ends up getting invited to an orgy. We also call people after stealing their typewriter, bicycle, fishing poles and gas. More of them wacky incoming customer service calls. We remember KDK and Crazy Michelle. Guests are Dwight McFartinhand, Dr. Unk & Major Chaos (the artist formally known as Prankmasta). Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this p...
Mar 23, 2018•2 hr 52 min
A short show featuring the usual stupidity including calls to Girl Scout Troops complaining after confusing the marijuana strain “Girl Scout Cookie” with their legit Girl Scout cookies. Guest is Matt “The Walk” Hillock. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store ! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation ! Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio...
Mar 07, 2018•1 hr 8 min
Winn Dixie is on the verge of bankruptcy, Cross is spreading fake news to the stores. Carlito is providing a very rude sign language translation over the phone. A landscaping company order draws the line at the term ‘Dirty Mexicans’. Naming random diseases. Guests are Dom DaBomb from the Super Phone Bros , Matt The Walk Hillcock and Zax McMurphy from Partytime . Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store ! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more sho...
Feb 20, 2018•1 hr 56 min
Calling Indian-American companies looking for dirty people to sell soap to. Calling apartment complexes and businesses telling them to get the snow outta here. Cross is trying to buy weed from Lysol but the snow is in the way. More calls to dying Kmarts, including asking about glory holes and where Lysol is going to be selling drugs at from now on. Indian spiritual healers turn down Carlito’s requests for help with appendicitis and satanic possession. Guests are Dirty Aaron from his face, Akspa ...
Feb 08, 2018•2 hr 43 min
The local Kmarts are closing! Cross is calling on behalf of the Glory Hole Foundation representing a “group of like minded men” looking to relocate as a result. Carlito is also flushing sheets down the toilet at the hotel again. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store ! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation ! Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio...
Feb 03, 2018•54 min
Calling a golf course and catching up with Oh God Bill. A Satanist is calling Hobby Lobby looking for discount Christmas stuff to burn. We call a couple of malls to get their shit outta here. Guests are XYZ from XYZshow.xyz , Big Fermus, Big Baby Baz, RBCP from phonelosers.org , Reclude, Green B from the Green B Show, Nashby and Laugh Track Matthew from Party Machine Podcast . Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store ! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse a...
Jan 19, 2018•2 hr 43 min
New Years Eve show with Carlito, Big Brad Carter, Not-as-big Dwight McC, Old Matt Hillcock and Domdabomb Machine. KDK is missing, help us find him. Customer Surveys and lunk alarms. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store ! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation ! Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio...
Jan 01, 2018•3 hr 19 min
Merry Christmas from Madhouse Radio! Carlito and Milkman call NORAD (our Christmas Eve tradition) and shoot the shit with the Santa Trackers. XYZ from XYZshow.xyz joins as Carlito’s indifferent son. A Twitter complainer pins us as scammers trying to ruin his night. Starting drama with a girls Mom and ordering food with heat at Waffle House. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store ! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank ...
Dec 24, 2017•3 hr 26 min
A short Sunday afternoon show featuring a nice round of Get Your Shit Outta Here. Carlito tells a store to flip at the breakers and leave them like that until he calls back…and then never calls back. Placing an order for Foo and then canceling it at the last minute. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store ! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation ! Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/mad...
Dec 10, 2017•45 min
Pranksgiving is back and Carlito & Milkman kick off 24 hours of live prank call shows. We learn that the HorseyCat concept has been stolen from us after discovering Caticorn for sale at Five Below and Amazon. Call before you dig – even if you need to bury the family dog. Looking for shit massages and jobs on Guam. We take some incoming calls for Customer Service LLC. Flipping all the switches at Waffle House. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store ! ...
Nov 24, 2017•5 hr 6 min
Carlito is stealing valor again, calling businesses on Veterans Day with a sense of entitlement. Dirty Aaron joins the show and comes up with a great idea: Looking for a new gym after our previous trainer reneged on a promise to sleep with us if we hit our weight loss goal. Looking for more of them stupid job machines. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store ! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation ! Check ou...
Nov 10, 2017•2 hr 7 min
Happy Halloween and a happy birthday to that dirtbag Milkman! Carlito is helping the girl at the diner spell like she is a 4 year old. Cross is trying to buy bees for his wife who is allergic to them. Complaining to the Arby’s customer support line after we get sick eating a 10 day old venison burger. Upsetting Indians by insulting their smell and trying to ship feces to Prime Minister Narendra Modi of India. Extremely creepy calls inquiring about a dental assistant job. Pulling a Harvey Weinste...
Oct 31, 2017•2 hr 31 min
It’s Arby’s venison sandwich day and Carlito is calling the restaurants making deals for them, then eats his third one of the day while on break. Revisiting Chipotle’s controversial policy of using empty Tabasco sauce bottles as salt and pepper shakers. Starting gossip drama between neighbors on the same street. Guests are Xyz from XYZshow.xyz , Dwight the Janitor & Big Akspa. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store ! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhou...
Oct 22, 2017•2 hr 34 min
Carlito is obsessed with a video demonstration an inventor made with his pants down. Still looking for them jobs. Cross dumped a whole load of trash at his ex-wife’s house. Recounting a story of being stuck in a crane bucket on a sunny day at the beach. Buying exotic animals and roundhouse kicking kangaroos. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store ! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation ! Check out Prank Cal...
Oct 09, 2017•3 hr 3 min
This is the Madhouse Radio Prank Call episode from 8/25/2017. Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store ! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation ! Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio...
Sep 15, 2017•59 min
This is the Madhouse Radio Prank Call episode from 8/25/2017. Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store ! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation ! Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio...
Aug 25, 2017•3 hr 20 min
This is the Madhouse Radio Prank Call episode from 8/12/2017. Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store ! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation ! Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio...
Aug 12, 2017•1 hr 37 min
Dwight is out on a hot date so Carlito is substituting with an incoming calls show. The producer hooks up the robocaller machine to connect people who want to be removed. This is the Madhouse Radio Prank Call episode from 7/29/2017. Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store ! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation ! Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio...
Jul 30, 2017•3 hr 43 min
This is the Madhouse Radio Prank Call episode from 7/14/2017, our 12 year anniversary show machine! Carlito is the originator of nonsensically appending the word machine to random inanimate objects and nouns in the prank call community as well as Hold fail calls (acting like the “customer” can’t hear insults while on hold) & Planet Fitness lunk alarm prank calls. Other people just provide pale, watered-down, milquetoast imitations of these and claim to be the inventor. Brad Carter is the ori...
Jul 14, 2017•4 hr 4 min
