8:45 Idiotology January 31, 2025
94-year-old Texas woman cited for going 106 mph on an Oregon interstate, Astronomers are proactively calling for "space advertising" ban, Guess what the hottest restaurant chain is in America?

94-year-old Texas woman cited for going 106 mph on an Oregon interstate, Astronomers are proactively calling for "space advertising" ban, Guess what the hottest restaurant chain is in America?
Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week
Update: Bend, Oregon man admits to being the person who was putting 'googly eyes' on everything around town, Judge rules Brazilian boy can officially have three fathers and one mother, You're doing it wrong: Man is arrested after breaking INTO escape room business
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
A plastic surgeon in Taiwan shared on his social media his 'do it yourself' vasectomy, Headline of the Week contender: Detroit priest accused of flossing his teeth with teen girl's hair, growling at her, Nearly 4200 jugs of 1 gallon milk spilled onto I-95 in Palm Beach County
Homeless man who is drawing comparisons to 'Sideshow Bob' character indicted in deadly attack, 71-yr-old Japanese man wanted to 'look cool' so he robbed 63 houses so he could treat strangers to sushi and drinks, Wales woman filmed herself farting and sent videos to her boyfriend's ex has been charged with harassment, 'Villain for hire' let's weak boyfriends look cool by beating up fake tough guy in front of girlfriends
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California school left in the dark and has to close after all of the copper wiring was stolen, 19-yr-old Georgia healthcare worker arrested after allegedly twerking on head of person with disabilities and posting it on TikTok
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
A thief broke into a house and stole a toilet, Drug kingpin busted after his wife gave away their location on social media, 72-year-old Wisconsin school bus driver arrested on multiple charges including DUI, Thornton Township (just outside Chicago) meeting ends in brawl involving the mayor
CVS is now allowing customers to unlock locked shelves using an app, Two Florida sisters start fighting in church over their 95-yr-old father's eulogy, Las Vegas ice cream truck owner has to fend off accusations that he is actually driving an I.C.E. truck and deporting illegals...
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Pennsylvania SPCA will 'Neuter your Ex" for Valentine's Day, 'Influencer' nearly burns her face off after trying 'tanning bed hack' that "her friend told her about'...Employee at City Hall in Pittsburgh hurt by exploding toilet
Wisconsin gym teacher showed up at school so drunk that he maxed out the breathalyzer when police tested him, 'Cockermouth' bus service to be terminated, wait, what's 'cockermouth', Chinese zoo facing criticism for selling 'tiger pee' as arthritis remedy
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Police cadet serving subpoena disarms 5-year-old who came to the door with a loaded gun, 'Duh' study of the week: Scientists conclude that winning fights will make males want to start more fights, Lori Harvey will grace the first PRINTED edition of Playboy in the last 5 years
Groundbreaking ceremonies were held yesterday for a brand new HOOTERS location...in The Villages, Florida, Seems a 'whale fart' was almost responsible for starting World War III, 'learning about gangs' event in Canada had to be cancelled because of threat of gang violence, PETA wants to replace the groundhog with a 'weather reveal cake' for groundhog day
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Connecticut man was stopped for speeding at more than 130 mph...police discovered he was drunk and he told them he was in a hurry to "see his cat", It Happened Again: High school track meet edition, FDA issues warning specifically targeting gas station boner pills
Paul Reubens aka 'Pee-Wee Herman' came out of the closet in his final interview, Missouri homeowner shoots at teens playing 'ding dong ditch', chases then down in car and holds them at gunpoint on ground, Canadian man's sasquatch-seeking expeditions used against him in spousal support case
Young boy has lost his eyesight after eating a diet consisting of mainly chicken nuggets, Harvard researchers say that eating bacon can raise your risk of dementia by 13%, Man orders drill from AliExpress and all they went was a printed photo of the drill
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Update: Nebraska man will spend a year in jail for flinging fish and carrots inside DMV office, Florida Man arrested for lewd behavior during alleged religious meeting, Headline of the week contender: Man's penis gets stuck to icy sidewalk during boozy fight
People have lined up around the building in Sydney, Australia to get a whiff of the rare 'Corpse Flower', It may be Key West, but sex on the sidewalk in full view of the public is going to get you arrested, Morning TV viewers in the UK stunned as woman receives a vaginal 'anti-aging' treatment
Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week
What's in the 200-year old 'mystery bottle' found by construction workers in England? Woman discovers her toddlers played with grandpa's ashes and may have eaten them, Spirit Airlines will no longer allow see-through tops and revealing clothing as well as offensive tattoos
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Joe Exotic is angry that he has not received a presidential pardon from Trump, Florida Man who was on a 'carnivore' diet that included lots of meat, cheese and butter was literally oozing cholesterol from his body, Bonnie Blue is in a battle with Lily Philips over who was the first to come up with the idea to try and bang as many dudes as possible in the shortest amount of time
OK, this is getting ridiculous...CBS is working on yet anther 'FBI' spinoff...FBI: CIA, Teaching assistant claims 'brown cow' phonics lesson was a racist jibe, Headline of the week contender: One-armed fugitive wanted for brutal stabbing in remote control dispute
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