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LuAnna: The Podcast

Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com
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Episodes

'I feel like raising boys is such a huge responsibility'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: it’s all a bit chaotic, Lu’s on the pre-workout, Imo’s back and Anna’s got the period juice out of her chair. We’re chatting the return of Celebs Go Dating, Lu at the pony sales, Indi shitting in the ocean, sharing the pain of childbirth, pissing in the car, mum and daughter troubles and shitting into the hand of a fit...

Aug 22, 202256 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Mama Shagger, A Heartwarming Message & Period Stains

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Lu's boxing match, a genius poo hack, a short interlude as Anna periods all over her chair, a driving rant, a heartwarming message, a guy shagging his mate's mum and inadvertently giving your sister chlamydia. In essence ...

Aug 18, 202222 min

'She’s had a really rough time!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: house rules, the pool cover, visiting the Palladium, Anna pied in Sainsbury’s, Luisa is a grandmother, some birth coaching, a new wife regretting her choices and shitting in someone’s flat by mistake. Plus, the Britney saga continues, Lauren Goodger’s sadly attacked following the funeral of her child, a Nana weirdo and...

Aug 15, 202249 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Range Rover Drivers, a Mosquito Attack & Being Paid by Your Ex

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: A toddler singing along to the pod, a committed commitment-phobe, range rover drivers, an evil petty polly, being paid by your ex for sex, more jokes and more would you rathers. Remember, if you want to get in touch you c...

Aug 11, 202226 min

'I think it’s a bit F***ing out of order! She invented it!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: wedding dresses, Luisa’s clan of babies, Enzo fake-fainting to avoid bed and the insects that fake death to avoid sex, an inspirational message and a cappooccino. Plus, Quidditch becomes Quadball, a Brizezilla, mayo on toast and an Insta rant. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@...

Aug 08, 20221 hr 6 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Not Ketchup Fingers, Anna's 8 Year Old Crush & an Annual Exes Reunion

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Anna's got a crush, the backslang brigade with special appearance from Vogue, a rant about anonymous messengers, burning your hub's toast, drinking bodily fluids, a disaster answering the door and meeting up with your ex ...

Aug 04, 202234 min

'She should never have taken it to court!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: We’re recording on day of, and we’re all confused. We’re chatting Lu’s house move, Tim the Piano Tuner returning to casa Zissman, dinner with Andrea Bocelli, Elea shows Anna Williamson up in a fancy-ants restaurant and the Women’s Euros. Plus, FINALLY we get a Wagatha Christie conclusion, school uniform disputes, and w...

Aug 01, 20221 hr 1 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Mama Hilda, Backslang & Shagging in a Ford Fiesta

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Mama Hilda's real name, signing off emails with initials, two live petty pollys, a cheeky shag in the back of a Ford Fiesta, a call out for backslang speakers everywhere and Goldilocks the triplet shagger returns. Remembe...

Jul 28, 202229 min

'Drugs are bad. Fact.'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: Holidays, Anna’s birthday, Lu’s feral cats are missing, Anna rants at the media, Lu’s blind piano tuner is returning and she’s finally moved house, we’ve an upgrade on Salmon vag, Hollywood is in the village (again), celeb crushes and Lu flying a helicopter. Plus, potential harsher penalties for drug users, a man being...

Jul 25, 202252 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Minge Gel, Popping Piles & Vomming due to Oral Sex

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: a cancer survivor celebration, a man threatened by a sex toy, walking dogs in the heat, flicking nunn gel into your mouth and two CORKING confessions. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepo...

Jul 21, 202229 min

'It's so inspiring!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: The lowdown from the PJ, Dublin, Cornflakes curbing sex drives, Lu-fishy-fanny-ans, sex after a third baby and pissy vomming. Yum. Plus, Mo Farah, Boris Goneson and squirting. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947...

Jul 18, 20221 hr 12 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Clown Sex, Mum's Fanny & Karens on Facebook

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: a Dad tearing his wife's nunn off, Karens on the Facebook group, a lady with a clown fetish, hanging dog poo on trees, your mum's vag on display to the whole family, a faked death and more gross 'would you rather's. Remem...

Jul 14, 202224 min

'It's weird! It's not normal!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: The girls are let loose without Imo this week as she flies to Dublin a day ahead of the girls. Anna’s got a gastrobug, Lu’s stressed as she’s finally moving national trust properties, lots of happenings are going on around Anna’s village, groans and moans about journalism and we’re only bloody playing the London Pallad...

Jul 11, 202253 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Halitosis Soup, A Cougar MIL & Anna in a PJ

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Anna's in a tizz because the girls are getting a PJ back from Dublin which is tomorrow! We have a cougar making advances on her son in law, we kick off would you rather with a rather gross one, we've rants, shit jokes, co...

Jul 07, 202225 min

'I couldn’t think of anything f***ing worse than living in that f***ed up backwards country'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: We’re back podding on a Monday morning chatting Bristol, favouring a parking ticket over going to the right car park, Imo being spotted at Glasto, Enzo’s ridiculous new haircut courtesy of Alex, the amount of money being spent on duck food in the Ziss household, why penguins love rocks and Chernobyl farts. Plus, we add...

Jul 04, 202254 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Supermarkets, Fingers in Bum'oles & Semi-Psycho Pollys

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Rants over grammar, toilets and supermarkets, two semi-psycho Petty Pollys, some Irish jokes, a shitty date, cooked testicles, shagging triplets and a funger up the bum. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Emai...

Jun 30, 202231 min

'We cannot argue with science!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: SORRY SORRY It’s another pre-rec as Imo is on her way back from a weekend of long-drop loos and copious libations. We’re chatting Luanna’s official role in the wedding, Lu’s amazing Italy trip, including a helicopter and falling asleep at the opera, we’ve released more Dublin tickets, Anna took Mumma Williamson to Down...

Jun 27, 202253 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Tour Antics, Sunglasses & a Minty Fresh Blowie

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Tales from an undertaker, a very drunk tour goer, a stupid sister, a rant about sunnies, a dilemma for a bi wife, and a minty fresh blowjob. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmai...

Jun 23, 202232 min

'It's so f***ing wrong and it has to stop'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: Strippers’ willies, Anna on Tipping Point, on tour in Leeds, we’re watching ‘Keep Sweet: Pray and Obey’, animal farts, a new member for Tosser club and an inappropriate crush at the gym. Plus, a big old discussion around journalism sparked by Rebel Wilson announcing her new partner, Britney’s ex tried to crash the wedd...

Jun 20, 202247 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Passing Out at Tour, Theatre Shows & Orgasms in the Hot Tub

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: we're off for London round 2 this evening, it's Luanna's 250th episode, we're chatting passing out at a tour date, fave theatre shows, a shoutout for a wedding day, orgasming in the hot tub, getting back at your cheating ...

Jun 16, 202232 min

'This is such an incredible incredible breakthrough'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: Imo’s at a wedding so we’ve recorded this one a tad early, we’re chatting competitive illness and tiredness, a Rhubarb update, ancient condoms, tour pals, letting your past relationships affect your current one and a gag-full gross story. Plus, some positive news about the future of cancer treatment, Bojo wins the vote...

Jun 13, 202246 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Gym Etiquette, Chewing Gum & Reusing Coffins?

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: we're heading to Leeds tonight, a message of hope from a listener who escaped from a psychiatric unit (we need an explanation!), two friends who didn't know they were lufannians, the happy return of shit gifts, the not so...

Jun 09, 202228 min

"I don’t think anyone has won"

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: We’ve had the Platty Jubes weekend, it’s been Lu’s birthday, Imo’s been to the theatre again, Anna’s been to Champneys and made a spectacle of herself and this podcast is dedicated to Rhubarb the duckling. We also chat sea cucumbers, there’s a new resident in Tosserville and getting pubes in your braces. Plus, the John...

Jun 06, 20221 hr 4 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Baby Names, False Accusations & Taking your Blind Brother to the Gym

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: it's the Bank Hol weekend, a thanks for LuAnna, some actually decent jokes, Anna's 'I knew I was a Tosser when' feature kicks off, throwing loo paper in the bin abroad, a petty polly aimed at a brother, baby name unwanted...

Jun 02, 202224 min

'It's illegal to own more than 6 dildos in Texas but you can carry a gun with no training'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: Lu’s in a grump, Anna’s been schmoozing with HRH Prince Charles, Lu’s not happy about turning 35, house reno rubbish, the back passage, Radlett round up and #Imoblags is going well. Plus, Gun laws in America, Peter’s consulting his lawyers in chipolata-gate, a rant about being old, weirdos and more! Remember, if you wa...

May 30, 202259 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Bump Grope, A Creepy Crawly & A Fake Twin

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: We're heading to Radlett tonight, ladies touching baby bumps, more terrible jokes, when to start teaching your kids to do things for themselves, avoiding ex colleagues and an ingenious confession. Remember, if you want to...

May 26, 202222 min

'I don’t believe that there’s no other gay footballers currently playing football!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: Lu’s voice is back, Anna’s been to a gig with Mumma Williamson and Andrew funnily enough, Lu’s been beaten up at the polo, Anna saw the André in Grease, the Facebook group is alive with Lufannians, we launch #ImoBlags, Anna realised she was a tosser when…a maid of honour proposal, a soon to be wife in a pickle and a bu...

May 23, 20221 hr 3 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Sunburn, the Sweet Smell of Murdered Grass & Paper Straws

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Lu's voice is still not fab, paper straws but wrapped in plastic, more terrible jokes, petty pollys, the smell of cutting grass and two juicy confessions. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannat...

May 19, 202217 min

'Don't bring Peter Andre into your WAG bitch fight!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: Just off the back of our Nottingham Tour date, Lu is losing her voice, the kids have been playing, there's a gift for Imo (AND Lufannians), we're starting a Luanna TV Club (let's see how long it lasts), Jilly Cooper, lumpy tits, a boyfriend with a ton of hobbies and vomming in an art deco lift. Plus, the Wagatha Christ...

May 16, 202255 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Break Up, a Joke Challenge & a Prosthetic Leg

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: A Bday shoutout, a post-tour hangover, Godmond from last week's relationship is no more, three pretty shoddy jokes, a crush that's going nowhere and an unfortunate incident with a prothetic leg. Remember, if you want to g...

May 12, 202227 min
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