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LuAnna: The Podcast

Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com
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Episodes

'If it was Covid just cancel your first two weeks then love!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On LuAnna this week: Imo finally got a response from Hermes, Lu and Anna are going to be vision boarding together and Lu’s under strict instructions to take it seriously, Luisa’s googling if people regret their kids and taught her 4 year old to use the toaster, we’ve a jellyfish fact and reminisce about the time Lu was stung on the nunn. Plus, Adele can...

Jan 24, 202258 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Spiderman in the Farm Shop, a Bee in the Bathroom and Guffing on Lobsters

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Anna's Farm Shop is bringing the celebrity goodies, Grandad's gifting weird and wonderful packages...in plastic bags, people who seem to lob their phones into the ocean, a sexy voiced bizarre joke, a pooey bee related inc...

Jan 20, 202216 min

'These people are knobs'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On LuAnna this week: Lu’s at a wedding and so we’ve recorded this early for you. Lu hands over the ranting reins to Anna and Imo who just want to talk to humans, a listener is struggling to get on with her mate who’s changed since having a kid and another’s MIL saw her bum + butt plug, tied to a bed. Plus, the (slightly dated - sorry) Djokovic Aussie Op...

Jan 17, 202252 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Check Outs, a Poo Amongst the Crisp Packets & An Iso Shagfest

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: An invitation to tour, a Tracy's Dog related Teacher incident, gifting pork scratchings in return for a trip to New York, a shitty school story and a curdled yoghurt in the face. Remember, if you want to get in touch you ...

Jan 13, 202216 min

‘I don’t think it warrants the level of abuse she’s getting’

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On LuAnna this week: Lu’s back in the country and…she’s not loving it. The kids are annoying, England is cold and there’s stupid people everywhere, including at the Palladium. Plus Anna’s got a new fit Priest and Enzo’s farting in church. Plus, the Molly Mae 24 hours comments, the Jar of Farts Lady farts herself into retirement, more weirdos, a man who ...

Jan 10, 20221 hr 2 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Rants with no Passion, Telling Strangers they're Gorge, and a Pooey Pack of Mentos

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: An embarrassing encounter on a dog walk, lots of shit gifts following Christmas, a shit celeb spot, ranting with no passion, faking a lat flow to get out of Christmas and anal beads gone wrong. Remember, if you want to ge...

Jan 06, 202223 min

‘You sharted in the Covid queue?’

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On LuAnna this week: Lu’s slightly over Dubai and wants to come home, Anna’s Corona Sicily debacle and faceplanting with a nappy bag, slug cocks, a pooey shower nightmare and a fiancé with a gambling issue. Plus, Ghislaine Maxwell found guilty, asparagus based predictions for 2022, and our first weirdos of the year. Remember, if you want to get in touch...

Jan 03, 202251 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: IMO'S END OF YEAR QUIZ

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On Totally Extra this week: It's inching ever closer to 2022, so grab a pen and join Imo, Lu and Anna for Imo's End of Year Quiz! Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 2669...

Dec 30, 202128 min

'Some of the hundreds of best bits from Luanna 2021'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! This week on LuAnna: Whilst the girls are off enjoying some festive time with the families, we're bringing you just a few of the best bits from LuAnna 2021. We can't wait to be back in 2022 and to see what it brings. Thank you so much to all the Lufannians who have emailed, messaged and voicenoted in this year, you guys make the podcast and we love hear...

Dec 27, 20211 hr 18 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Rip off Merchants, Getting Saucy with Santa and a Nativity Fireplace

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Putting your foot in it with the MIL, loads of shit gifts, people not delivering once been paid, a ton of festive jokes, men suddenly getting ill when others in the house are, three terrible characters in plays and gettin...

Dec 23, 202123 min

‘Do you think everyone’s going to eat mum then?’

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On LuAnna this week: We’re all getting ready for Christmas, Lu’s praying for a lockdown so she doesn’t have to come back from Dubers, Anna’s been carolling on the village green, Enzo strikes again, Elea has hit the terrible twos hard, a tinsel penis, turkey noises and Elf on the Shelf bullshit. Plus, sprinkling mum on your Christmas dinner, jarring your...

Dec 20, 202154 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Toilet Plungers, a Death at the Nativity & Commenting on your Partner's Weight

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Rude drivers, a toilet plunger, a husband who won't stop bringing up his wife's weight, an old man who carked it at a nativity and more confessions. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodc...

Dec 16, 202128 min

'Who's Felicia?'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On LuAnna this week: Luisa’s immigrated for the winter to Dubers but had an absolute nightmare of a journey, Anna’s coming to the end of filming finally, find out what happened in Paris, Anna’s really exciting trip to the farm shop, have you seen Barry from Eastenders? A husband with a potential porn issue, a strap on dildo on the escalator and who is F...

Dec 13, 202154 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Dog Breath Toothbrush, Reach Dickheads & Baby Louanna

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: The life of the wife, a magic kit for beginners for someone with no interest in magic, Imo voicenotes in, a baby Louanna, causing havoc at a music festival and brushing your dog's teeth with your husband's toothbrush. Rem...

Dec 09, 202115 min

'It’s just potluck where you’re born!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On LuAnna this week: Hanging on to those hangovers, it’s a pre-recorded ep whilst Anna’s filming and Lu heads back from Paris. We’re chatting booking holidays for next year, heading off to see Nonna for New Year, Anna’s twins, when it’s right to leave your partner and kangaroo anatomy. Plus, being sentenced to death for watching Squid Games, banning adv...

Dec 06, 202145 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Kisses on Texts, Giving the Delivery Man a Bloody Fright & a Nativity Wind

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Anna's namesake wants people to stop kissing her on text when she doesnt know them, a shit giftER, a bloody mess circulating between delivery drivers, two particularly rogue nativity parts, showing a poor unsuspecting Cos...

Dec 02, 202121 min

'I have a lot of respect for her if she can stand up and do her job whilst holding her baby!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On LuAnna this week: Anna and Lu have been out on the town and now have hangovers, Anna loves Ulrika Jonsson and Lu hates social media, #savethefemalebedbugs, and Luanna is making people faint. Please don’t sue us. Plus, Stella Creasy taking her baby into the Commons, the legal age to be married rises from 16 to 18, a pokey weirdo and a parenting rant. ...

Nov 29, 202145 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Pate Gift Sets, Dog Food Pies & A Toddler's Naughty Speech

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Teens in Mother and Baby spaces, more shit gifts including a pate gift set and a plane blanket, Lu wants some more dirty jokes, feeding people dog food pies and licking the cat food spoon. Remember, if you want to get in ...

Nov 25, 202122 min

'It’s like Taken No.5!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On LuAnna this week: An OnlyFans collab, Wikifeet, Enzo’s been cast in this year’s Nativity, Lu’s back from Moldova and got some filler in the nunn, we’re relating to dragonflies, all finding out we’re stupid and doling out some advice to a flustered wife. Plus, Peng Shuai and her mysterious ‘disappearance’, the lady with a restraining order from a hors...

Nov 22, 202154 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Straying Dad, Walking in on your Parents & a Birthday Spatula

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Confusing on banging a chair leg, more shit gifts, sisters who don't know what to do about their cheating Dad, a couple of questionable jokes, and two corking confessions. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Em...

Nov 18, 202128 min

'The meaning of the name Ghislaine is hostage'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On LuAnna this week: Anna is feeling Christmassy, Lu’s been doing up her stables and is scared to sleep in her own property, Anna gassed her taxi, Lu and Sam are off to Moldova, Hilda’s hike around Watford, Lu’s forgotten her own age, the firework display of nightmares, more “this is when I found out I was stupid” and a sexy advice piece. Plus, Ghislain...

Nov 15, 20211 hr 1 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Anonymous Voicenotes, Burying the Wrong Cat & a Secret Vasectomy

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: why would you leave an anonymous voicenote? Claire's back for another joke, when your child shouts inappropriate words in public, screwing a chair leg, a secret vasectomy and burying a pet that isn't yours. Remember, if y...

Nov 11, 202123 min

'If I were in charge I’d have to annihilate him'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On LuAnna this week: Anna is fully into filming, Lu’s youngest is 4 and she’s buzzing about it, it’s Imo’s period anniversary, Andrew is in the good books, we’re finding out we’re stupid, fertility chat and chainsawing pelvises open. Plus, Cleo Smith is returned to her family, a Wagatha Christie doc, a rank weirdo and Lu’s positive piece. Remember, if y...

Nov 08, 202152 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Splitting the Bill, Colonic Irrigation & a Heel in the Butter

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: when your partner signs you up for the PTFA because he's "too busy", gifting used underwear, the splitting the bill debate, a family friendly joke, getting your kicks on online chatrooms and landing your foot in a punnet ...

Nov 04, 202119 min

'I don’t know how Twitter haven’t removed that!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On LuAnna this week: Anna’s (muff)dived straight into Celebs filming, Lu’s been to Ireland and has fobbed off the MIL in terms of coming to tour, the ups and downs of the Pride of Britain awards, a duck sex fact and the history of sex toys. Plus, Stephen Bear’s Twitter, the poor man who was splattered by flying excrement, a fashion rant and your usual i...

Nov 01, 202153 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Meat for your Birthday, LuAnna Costumes & a Folded in Half Willy

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: blaming your shit on the clientele, influxes of shit gifts, a not so good joke and a brilliant joke, dressing up as LuAnna, shoving a folded in half willy up ya and fancying your brother's boyfriend. Remember, if you want...

Oct 28, 202123 min

'This is going to ruin his life'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On LuAnna this week: the Sunday night records have begun because Anna’s back to filming Celebs Go Dating! We’re lusting over being alone, Lu’s livid about not having gone to the Maldives, another potential Lockdown, thoughts on men’s baby showers, Anna’s a shit gifter, Lu loves School Run Mum and Anna checked out the Granny porn. Plus, the awful news of...

Oct 25, 202157 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Shit Gifts, Passwords & Choccy Wrappers

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: a poo in a washing machine, breaking up with mates, leaving the wrapper in the chocolate tin, changing your password, and a lady with a lot of shit dates. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannat...

Oct 21, 202131 min

'I got detention from farting at school!'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! On LuAnna this week: a new puppy and a goodbye to a beloved family dog, we’re all sleep deprived, Anna’s Night at the Museum, Lu backpacks on her opinions on gender reveals and goes and hosts one, Lu for SAS and death shags. Plus, Adele’s back and bringing back the convo around divorce, the nurse who blamed her incessant farting on the paranormal, two w...

Oct 18, 202156 min

TOTALLY EXTRA: Country Lanes, Nuns in Baths and The Curse of the Broken Cock(s)

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week's Totally Extra: Nun jokes, country lanes, the LuAnna community, swapping plastic bags for plastic toys and a curse of bleeding cocks. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a What...

Oct 14, 202121 min
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