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We are so so sorry we left you to your own devices for a whole month but we both had some essential worker-ing to do, pandemic style. But now we're back, and tbh stupider than ever, taking a look at what precise parts of the genitals are "pornographic", what to do if you're dad is cooler than you, and we try work out what the deal is with some people's body counts... Actually if you’ve fucked more than 350 people in your sex career please get in touch with us we need to understand the maths.