This week, the girls are LOUDER than your Uber driver when he swears he’s “outside.” Seb and Nick dive into the tragic tales of late payments, extortionate toy prices (why is Labubu moving like it’s Chanel?) Oh, and of course, we had to gag over Azealia Banks leaking Conor McGregor’s alleged nudes. Just another Wednesday! Strap in, open your banking app (if you dare), and prepare for another chaotic ride through the queer cosmos.
Jul 16, 2025•40 min
This month on Back of the Bus , Nick braves the torrential downpour of Liverpool to scream-sing for Dua Lipa like a soaked twink at Glastonbury, while Seb stays dry and judgmental (as always). We’re answering your filthiest, funniest, and most unholy confessions, from backseat shenanigans to mysterious stains on silk sheets. It’s wet, it’s wild, and it’s definitely NSFW. Bring a towel and lower your expectations.
Jun 25, 2025•48 min
This week, the girls are LOUDER than ever. Nick and Seb get into the highs and hells of family drama (yes, including your mom asking if you're still "doing the gay thing"), roll their eyes at JK Rowling’s never ending villain arc, and clutch pearls over R. Kelly’s overdose tea. It’s giving trauma, it’s giving shade, it’s giving we told you so .
Jun 18, 2025•38 min
This week, the boys are back with a bittersweet blend. We’re pouring one out for the lovely AJ from Drag Race UK Season 1's pit crew, a real one gone too soon. We’re talking friendship check-ins, grief with grace, and making sure your mates are actually doing alright. But don’t worry, we still keep it spicy: there are twinks running wild, Cynthia Erivo’s got EGOT energy, and Seb has a lot of opinions about American taste levels (shocker). Come for the shade, stay for the softness, we’re serving ...
Jun 11, 2025•38 min
It’s Pride Month, babes, and Nick & Seb are louder and browner than ever! This week, we’re spilling all the glittery, half-naked tea from Mighty Hoopla (spoiler: one of us nearly lost a nipple), dishing on the questionable art of gym douching (do we really need a Travel Bidet™?), and of course, getting into your most unhinged confessions on the back of the bus. It’s camp, it’s chaotic, and it smells faintly of poppers and SPF 50. Strap in!!
Jun 04, 2025•50 min
Can you believe it? The Loud Brown Gays are turning FIVE! That’s over 260 episodes of chaos, confessions, queer joy, and unforgettable guests. In this extra-special anniversary episode, Seb and Nick take a walk down memory lane spilling behind-the-scenes tea, iconic moments, and listener faves. Expect laughs, sass, gratitude, and a whole lot of noise. Whether you’ve been here since day one or just joined the party, this one’s for you.
May 28, 2025•31 min
This week on The Loud Brown Gays, Seb and Nick are back and louder than David Geffen’s lawyer’s ringtone. We’re diving headfirst into the billionaire’s breakup with his very young boyfriend, no prenup, no peace, just vibes (and probably a yacht or three). Then we ask: how sexy is too sexy for the streets? Should public thirst be legal or is that what gym mirrors are for? Tune in for scandal, sass, and a sprinkle of social commentary... with no gag reflex required....
May 21, 2025•42 min
Nick and Seb are back with tales from the apps, dragging the latest batch of unhinged hookups, calling out men who need to log off and log into therapy , and asking the real question: is everyone on Tina now? Chaos, shade, and honesty just another week with your favourite loud brown gays!
May 14, 2025•50 min
Nick and Seb are back on the bus, and diving crotch first into your sex confessions. From wild Grindr hookups to the unspoken (but very moist) rules of the dark room, we're serving you sass, lube, and zero judgement. Tune in for filthy laughs, scandalous tales, and some unsolicited etiquette tips that'll have you cruising with class!!
Apr 30, 2025•33 min
This week, the girls are back in town and baby, they’ve got stories . Nick and Seb catch up after their trip to Berlin (spoiler: the dark rooms were darker than expected 👀), and chat all things bratwurst, boots, and Berlin boys. But it’s not all fun and fisting we’re also getting into the mess that is the Supreme Court turning its back on the trans committee. Grab a drink, get mad, and giggle with us. It’s queer, it’s loud, it’s brown. You already know the vibe. 💅🏽✨...
Apr 29, 2025•26 min
This week on The Loud Brown Gays we’re serving chaos with a side of birthday cake as we wish our beloved messy boots Dan a very LOUD happy birthday 🥳💅🏽 We're diving headfirst into the Twitter gays' latest dilemma (spoiler: it’s giving main character syndrome ), dragging Trump and his crusty-ass tariffs, and clutching pearls over the girls just now discovering the ICON, the LEGEND, the BLUEPRINT, MISS JANET JACKSON?! Excuse me??? It’s unhinged, it’s unfiltered, and as always, it’s deliciously ...
Apr 09, 2025•35 min
This week on Back of the Bus , the Loud Brown Gays are back, and things are getting messy! We're diving deep into the sticky world of cum tissues, exploring the curious case of bi men who just can’t pick a lane (or can they?) and debating the ultimate taboo: what happens when you catch yourself fancying your dad? 😳 Buckle up for laughs, confessions, and absolutely no filter as Seb and Nick tackle the wildest, weirdest, and downright dirtiest stories from the bedroom to the boulevard!...
Apr 02, 2025•42 min
This week, we’re taking you deep into the shadows of queer nightlife, literally. We get into the dark room experience (and why some of you need a torch), rant about the absolute state of queues in London (seriously, why are we lining up for everything?), and on a more serious note, we open up about chemsex, sharing our personal thoughts in the wake of the latest ITV doc. It’s messy, it’s raw, and it’s exactly what you came here for.
Mar 26, 2025•38 min
This week Nick & Seb are telling TERFs to kindly f*** off. We get into that messy gym drama (you know the one), break down the ridiculousness of "gay for pay," and ask the real question, how much would it take for you to switch teams? Buckle up, besties, because this episode is spicy, petty, and extra queer. Grab a drink, clutch your pearls, and let’s get into it!
Mar 12, 2025•46 min
This week, the Loud Brown Gays are back with tales from the filthiest festival in Europe, as Seb returns from Darklands with stories wetter than a Belgian waffle. Nick, meanwhile, is giving away his hole for Lent, a true act of community service. Plus, we dive into the messy reality of racist trade on Grindr, because some of y’all still haven’t evolved past 2009. Grab a drink, clench your pearls, and prepare for the shadiest sermon you’ve ever heard. Amen and a-slap!...
Mar 05, 2025•46 min
Seb and Nick are back at it, diving deep into the filthiest, juiciest, and most unhinged confessions you lot have to offer. From steamy gym rendezvous to scandalous secrets that would make even a priest blush, nothing is off-limits. So grab a drink, clutch your pearls, and prepare to scream "NOT THIS!" as we spill all your dirty little secrets. Gymbox girlies, we know what you’ve been up to… and we’re talking about it. 👀 Tune in, get messy, and remember: what happens in the back of the bussy, s...
Feb 26, 2025•41 min
This week on Loud Brown Gays , Nick & Seb dive into the Tate McCrae takeover, cause she is the moment! We also get into the tragic lack of diversity in clubs (why do some places still feel like a 2008 Hollister ad?), and finally, we expose the biggest scam of all time Valentine’s Day. Is it really about love, or just another capitalist cash grab disguised as romance? Grab your overpriced cocktails and get ready for the tea, the shade, and the chaos.......
Feb 19, 2025•42 min
Nick and Seb are dishing out the sass on those ever persistent haters, diving deep into the allure (and pitfalls) of DILFs, and spilling the tea on boyfriend dilemmas that have us saying, "Boy, bye! Plus, the heartbreak is real as we lament our empty wallets keeping us from Cowboy Carter's latest tour. Grab your tea, because it's about to get loud and oh-so-brown
Feb 12, 2025•40 min
The dolls are BACK! After a little hiatus (we were booked, busy, and a little bit drunk), Nick and Seb return to bless your ears with chaos and questionable opinions. And not only that, the team over at FeedSpot hailed us. as one of the Top 35 Brown Podcasts, as well as Top 60 Black Gay Podcasts on the web and we have been ELATED! Get into all this tea!! and a win for Miss Doechii and QUEEN BEY!
Feb 05, 2025•1 hr 1 min
This week on the Loud Brown Gays podcast, Nick and Seb are serving up some piping hot tea on straight girls who think they're cruising in the right lane but are really just taking a wrong turn into chaos. Plus, we’re putting straight men’s dress sense under the spotlight, because let’s be real, some of y’all are still stuck in 2005! Buckle up!
Oct 09, 2024•38 min
This week on the Loud Brown Gays Podcast, Nick and Seb dive headfirst into the wild world of sex, chems, and the questionable decisions that come with them. From spicy stories that’ll make you blush to Seb’s hilarious attempt to reclaim his Uber fare on Cash App, because, really, who has time for bad hookups? Tune in for a chaotic mix of shade, laughter, and the kind of candid conversation that makes you rethink your life choices!
Oct 02, 2024•48 min
Nick and Seb dive into the wild world of exes texting “Who is this? you know, those awkward moments when you’ve moved on, but your past just won’t let go. They also tackle the latest antics of the London police, who seem to be making headlines for all the wrong reasons. From bizarre busts to questionable tactics, find out what’s been going down in the streets of the UK capital.. Get into all this tea....
Sep 18, 2024•49 min
Seb and Nick are diving headfirst into ITV’s latest reality wreckage, where bad boyfriends are out in full force and making us wonder if love is truly blind or just painfully misguided. Plus, we’re serving up the juiciest gossip on the pop music scene’s reigning girlies.
Sep 11, 2024•44 min
Nick and Seb are serving up a piping hot episode! We're diving deep into the DL plug gossip, side eyeing the police for being sketchy *yet again*, and spilling the tea on Drag Race UK not paying the queens their coins. And if that wasn't enough, we've got some rogue questions that'll have you questioning your life choices. Buckle up, babes, it's about to get loud...
Sep 04, 2024•43 min
Seb sits in for Dan and Joins Nick, in this week’s episode. We’re taking you on a whirlwind adventure from the lively streets of Manchester Pride to the vibrant energy of Barcelona! Join us as we dive into the colorful chaos of pride celebrations, share some cheeky stories of international hookups, and discuss the importance of PrEP (Pre-Exposure Prophylaxis) for a safer, sexier time abroad. 🌍💊
Aug 28, 2024•37 min
Get into what happened the last time Dan went to Roast
Aug 21, 2024•15 min
Nick gets into Taylor's thousand versions of The Tortured Poets Department
Aug 14, 2024•15 min
It's summer time so the boys are hitting you with some shorter episodes about silly things. Enjoy what Dan knows about the olympics this year.
Aug 07, 2024•15 min
Trigger Warning: The last 20 minutes of this episode discuss sensitive topics, including violence against Black women! Nick and Seb dive into a diverse mix of topics. First up, we celebrate the incredible journey of Little Mix and explore their recent solo singles, as well as the recent Grindr outage in Milwaukee.. In the latter part of the episode, we address a deeply troubling issue—the tragic killing of an innocent Black woman in America. This segment comes with a trigger warning due to the s...
Jul 24, 2024•41 min
Katy & Donald - two iconic misses in one week
Jul 18, 2024•31 min