The Rise And Fall Of A Midwest Princess by Chappell Roan with Jackson Eather

She rose. She fell. She's from the midwest (the eastern section of the United States of America). She's a princess. But what does Jackson Eather think about it all??? Is it the best pop debut of the last 20 years???????? Is it alllll rise???

Conk has definitive answers for this. And now so will you. So strap in, get knee deep in the passenger seat, and enjoy.