Well this is it. The final episode of the The Lone Shark Podcast is a virtual compendium of the four years we've spent running the gamut from awful to awesome. Guests aplenty drop by (well virtually) to wish Jim and Sean well. I'll come back and rewrite this description to single out the friends of the show who made this last one the shizz. Thanks all, it's been a fun almost-four years!
Apr 25, 2022•3 hr•Season 4Ep. 47
A holiday extravaganza like no other. Tales of euthanizing felines and a decent proposal (unless you count the hundreds of dollars spent in 90 Day Fiancé Cameo videos). Catch up with Jim and Sean as Jim and Sean catch up. It's the most recent episode of 2021!
Dec 21, 2021•1 hr 22 min•Season 4Ep. 46
It's a Lone Shark wrapped in a Lone Shark smothered in a Lone Shark. Watch would happens when Jim cheats on his best gal (Sean the Producer) and proceeds to go all cucky with friend of the show Doctor Lovejoy? Confused? Why wouldn't you be!
Oct 12, 2021•1 hr 51 min•Season 4Ep. 45
What becomes a 17 year old minor league hockey General Manager? We find out tonight when Danbury Trashers former Owner AJ Galante joins us to talk about the amazing Netflix documentary chronicling the rise and fall of the notorious Danbury Trashers of the UHL.
Sep 20, 2021•1 hr 24 min•Season 4Ep. 44
Jim's autism kicks in as he becomes obsessed with the recent Woodstock 99 documentary on HBO, and proceeds to get Sean enraged as well. After deconstructing the "documentary", we speak to Vermont musician Gary Wade, who attended the event and offers a reality check to the folks responsible for this agenda driven piece of revisionist history. Oh and 3X World Series champ Curt Schilling puts those "second episode" rumors to bed (OK, maybe literally NO ONE was asking for it but that's beside the po...
Jul 27, 2021•2 hr 12 min•Season 4Ep. 43
Connecticut comic and friend of the show Gary Alexis returns from "college" to share some amazing stories about life in "the joint". We also celebrate Pride month with Norm MacDonald various other sundry nonsense as we approach the 100,000 downloads milestone (no thanks to Ireland).
Jun 18, 2021•1 hr 38 min•Season 4Ep. 42
A "Proof of Life" episode just to demonstrate that we are still both free of COVID death and still in the podcast game. Jim puts the breathalyzer, and Sean's patience to the test. Disc golf hits misses in Westchester, and one of our hosts will regale you with a dream recap that includes music icons "Bad Brains", clam chowder, and a little town called in Connecticut called Cheshire.
May 05, 2021•40 min•Season 4Ep. 41
Connecticut comic and self professed entomologist Brii Hiltz (@brii_hiltz on Instagram) takes a break from her many appearances on the Beer Man Beer podcast to show why blackface is not always offensive, and how she was a walk-on Connecticut pageant winner. We also discover that blackface is OK when it is in the context of choo choo train track frosting cosplay. Confused? Then you should prolly give it a listen. What other show boasts a Debbie Gibson paid homage to your favorite podcast?!...
Feb 26, 2021•1 hr 39 min•Season 4Ep. 40
Back for the attack, Jim and Sean ramp back up in '21 with two guests for your consideration. First we chat up Officer Danny Brown of Live PD fame (now Captain Danny Brown) to discuss the abrupt cancellation of the show and punch some holes in the notion of systemic racism throughout an entire profession. If that doesn't have you triggered, than comedian Nick DiPaolo (thecomicsgym.com and nickdip.com) will close the deal.
Feb 09, 2021•1 hr 35 min•Season 4Ep. 39
In a move that no one saw coming, three time World Series champ and Roberto Clemente award winner (and Twitter instigator extraordinaire) links up with the Lone Shark Podcast's "maestro of minutiae" for a sojourn into the sophomoric. Curt and Shark are joined by comedian Nick DiPaolo and the current "King of Kong" and Donkey Kong Guiness World Record holder Robbie Lakeman. ...and you better believe we turn some tables on the sanctimonious baseball writers who would deign to keep 38 out the MLB H...
Jan 26, 2021•1 hr 58 min•Season 4Ep. 38
Three time World Series champ and bona fide Yankee killer Curt Schilling mixes it up with Jim and Sean. Curt shows us why he is a first ballot hall of famer in the game of life. Next, we speak with Xanthe Pajarillo, the original McRib girl who took her cause to the Santa Clarita city council and the show's favorite furry Pepper Coyote sings a Sharky scribed homage to the faux pork phenomenon. Comedian Jim Norton (aka Chip Chipperson) makes an appearance as well. It's a 2020 year end extravagonzo...
Dec 08, 2020•2 hr 16 min•Season 4Ep. 6
What goes into making a "lost episode"? Tequila, and plenty of it. Jim explains that the show he and Sean did from three days ago will never see the light of day. Timothy Treadwell had a better time of it. Curt Schilling is a no-brainer hall of famer as we do some new stuff, and rehash some old stuff. Don't drink and drive, kids!
Dec 04, 2020•1 hr 29 min•Season 4Ep. 5
Connecticut comedy mainstay "Jackson" fills in for Sean the Producer in the first ever guest hosting spot. Bridgeport's own Wassan Jackson (or is it Jackson Wassan) finally tells us about his YouTube short film (Jackson, A Comedy Love Story). We break the news to Sean, and we learn why the Ocean Spray cranberry juice guy has nothing on Little LA Jay Trujillo, the "Bud Light" guy.
Nov 23, 2020•1 hr 32 min•Season 4Ep. 4
After last week's prediction of a Trump win, hosts Jim and Sean eat some crow and take their lumps, while they hale the many guests on the show who got it right. That said, we still find some time to mock Van Jones and Stephen Colbert for their pearl clutching horse dung. Finally, Word Axe Throwing League champ Mike Kump takes a victory lap after his doubles win in Chicago and talks about cartoony sized checks and offers up a fantastic breakup song by The Mountain Goats.
Nov 10, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Season 4Ep. 3
It's Election 2020 eve and there's no need for a Quinnipiac poll. We get a random sampling from friends of the show. American Idol's Brian Dunkleman weighs in, as does America's favorite furry Pepper Coyote. We batten down the hatches and board up the storefront. We also hear from business man turned farmer turned YouTube celebrity Morgan Gold (Gold Shaw Farm). Oh also we cry about cats and compare breakup songs.
Nov 03, 2020•2 hr 18 min•Season 4Ep. 2
Living legend, father of PC graphics, and half of Sierra On-Line's Ken and Roberta Williams joins Jim and Sean to talk about his book Not All Fairy Tales Have Happy Endings (The Rise and Fall of Sierra On-Line). Fresh of his appearance in Netflix's High Score docuseries, Ken regales us with tales from his book...stepping us through the rise and fall (and rise and fall) of Sierra-Online. We talk figure 8 race tracks, running a newspaper syndicate, and sailing the world. See www.kensbook.com for m...
Oct 06, 2020•1 hr 28 min•Season 4Ep. 1
The best laid plans of mice and men (and, apparently, sharks) often go awry as host Jim Sharky devises a scheme to curry favor with the No Agenda podcast. We also speak with our favorite "furry" and Lone Shark political correspondent Pepper Coyote who talks about furry conventions (or lack thereof) in the age of the 'Rona. Finally, in a rare LSP three part-er, we endeavor to catch up with our favorite "Okee from Muskogee" (underline "endeavor").
Sep 29, 2020•2 hr 3 min•Season 3Ep. 16
We go from William Hung to "hung jury" of sorts as Jim and Sean aren't as in "lock step" as you might think. Also, the Who are these Podcasts guys are some No Agenda-pandering MFers. Also, we talk about other shit. If you need to read this description to figure out if you are into it then go suck lemons.
Sep 14, 2020•1 hr 34 min•Season 3Ep. 15
Jim and Sean demonstrate their innate ability to take lemons and make podcast lemonade with this guest free, discursive, sojourn into the sophomoric. We take a look at the current "King of Kong" arms race, and our own "grinder" (Sean the Producer) steps up and basks in the glow of Lone Shark attention. Also, Amazon Alexa screws the show over.
Sep 01, 2020•55 min•Season 3Ep. 14
Jim and Sean are "keeping it local" in the wake of tropical storm Isaiah, and holding it down for the fine folks of Ridgefield, Connecticut (from where we broadcast). As you'll hear, not all heroes wear capes. Also, we listen to clips from Brad Garrett and Rob Lowe as we talk about Jim's battles with the bottle. We also pay tribute to Connecticut comic Dr. Jay Sutay who is gone too soon. Sean tells us why he's been sans automobile for over 2 weeks....and, oh yeah, and Huey Lewis has a large peni...
Aug 11, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Season 3Ep. 13
You don't develop the "manic storytelling" brand without being able to tell a tale. Tonight, it's flat tires, arcade machines, and the pouring rain. Now with 50% less COVID talk! Oh yeah, and there's a tale or two about comedian and Kiss Kruise veteran Craig Gass.
Jul 20, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Season 3Ep. 12
When you make your living on cruise ships and Renaissance fairs, you better believe these are tough times for Guiness World Record-holding flaming whip cracker Aaron Bonk. Aaron talks about getting by and keeping a positive outlook in this age of the 'rona. Oh also, he's a big Tool fan. Batting cleanup, comedian Brian Dunkleman swings for the fences and pulls no punches (and any other sports metaphor you want to throw in) as we talk a good deal about his "reality TV" experience with Mr. J-Lo, Al...
Jun 23, 2020•1 hr 53 min•Season 3Ep. 11
It's back to basics as Jim and Sean get back to their "manic storytelling" roots and these two stories are doozies. Nuff said. An instant LSP classic!
Jun 02, 2020•1 hr 5 min•Season 3Ep. 10
The one and only Coach Graham Lubbock (from ABC's Just the Ten of Us), more formally known as comedian Bill Kirchenbauer, returns to the show and pays a bit of tribute to fallen comedic legend Fred Willard. Bill, of course, worked with Fred on the legendary Fernwood 2 Nite. Bill also tells us about his own podcast, The Kirchenbauer Haffenhauer (to the Second Power), as well as his time spent in "Mime school" (no really!). Also, everyone's favorite business man-turned-farmer Morgan Gold tells us ...
May 19, 2020•1 hr 31 min•Season 3Ep. 9
Jim and Sean pay a less than somber tribute to Paul Vasquez, AKA the "Double Rainbow" guy. Brian May of Queen apparently punctures his sphincter and Sean brings the hotness with tales of Chinese IKEA masturbaters. As if that isn't enough, Beer Man Beer podcast host Jonny Benson tells tales of his connection with the murderous ID channel (the same folks who brought you "Mexican Ted Bundy"). We keep the COVID-19 talk to a minimum so don't be social distancing on this one!
May 12, 2020•1 hr 19 min•Season 3Ep. 8
Jim and Sean return after a month of social quarantine to show that they are 'rona free. Listen. Or don't.
Apr 21, 2020•1 hr 5 min•Season 3Ep. 7
Jim and Sean offer unique perspective on the Corona virus, never losing site of the fact that they've made their bones off of dick jokes. Jim apologizes for a drunken podcast appearance (as if that's a new phenomenon), and his sister sets the record straight on the current Corona "crisis". Pepper Coyote is back with another tune and we talk about cats buttholes. As per usual, this one's got it all. Did we mention Joe Exotic, the Tiger King?!?!?
Mar 25, 2020•1 hr 35 min•Season 3Ep. 6
Jim talks about dodging a DUI during his appearance on the Heavy Drinking Podcast and World Axe Throwing League (WATL) Champ Mike Kump talks about not doing DMT and pissing off ESPN on his quest to be the bad boy of competitive axe throwing. Puppetry of the penis accidents and corona virus prevention also take center stage on tonight's episode of your favorite small market podcast.
Mar 10, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Season 3Ep. 5
If this episode title doesn't hook you in, Tom Penny's insanely harrowing tale of surviving cancer so far surely will. Amy Klobuchar hits us with her best zinger, and ole' "Cyanide" Haffner tells us why the Coronavirus ain't no thang. Why aren't you listening NOW?!?!?
Feb 25, 2020•1 hr 56 min•Season 3Ep. 4
Jim Sharky shows why Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus have nothing on him where the "collabo" is concerned. Dancer extraordinaire Henry Skopp sets us straight on why Arthur Murray is NOT Fred Astaire as Jim's autism is on full display. Shake a tail feather and get to listenin'
Feb 10, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Season 3Ep. 3