Bacteria Boobs and Bachelor Lust

So, Melissa had a big weekend - if only she could remember it! She ended up having surgery to remove some bacteria from her body, and also had a birthday. Neither of which she recollects at all. The couple then talks about the college scandal going down with Aunt Becky from Full House! Uncle Jesse never would have let that happen! And duh, they have to talk Bachelor finale. Tye still doesn’t like Cassie, but Melissa has a soft spot for her. And she also wins for calling the next Bachelorette!! Now, we just need to work on her speaking skills…And finally, ladies, what would you do if your man didn’t want you telling anyone you were ‘coloring’?? The couple talks about Married At First Sight’s Luke and Kate who find themselves in this very situation….And then Melissa has to go to bed, because she’s still on Valium….  Episode Sponsor: Daily Harvest - Go to DAILY/HARVEST.com and enter promo code IRRATIONAL to get three cups FREE in your first box! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices