Lizzy reveals the outcome of what may have been your final act of Sourcery! Is this the SEASON FINALE or FINAL SHOW?? Listen, and then, for the first time in LCIYH history....don't vote. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
You've reached the apex, the pinnacle the season finale, The Grand Hand. It’s been in your hands all along, and that’s where it shall remain!! Listen, then go to Lizzy’s Instagram stories and cast what could be your final vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
There's magic in the air, in the earth, and possibly onstage at Funny Nutz. But which kind of magic will you choose? Lizzy consults magician Elizabeth Messick and mushroom aficianado Nico, and then truly alters your consciousness with her fantastic guests. Listen, then head to her Ig stories and vote!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Lizzy's guests have traveled from 5,437 miles away to quench you with stunning insights. But which path will you choose--the one that fills a mere five days, or the one that spans two whole years? Should Lizzy set down the v-strings and get cracking on that essay, or head out into the desert and zone out to Roy Orbison? Plus, Lizzy consults extraordinary experts, like creative director Anthony Agriam, and award-winning writer Shawna Kenney. It's time to listen, and decide. Head to her Ingstagram...
Lizzy's hydroplaning through the sales lot of life and she needs you to take the wheel--as well as a painting, in exchange for a mansion. She consults expert swap hound Nick Flanagan and an actual car salesman named Adrian. Then she has the incredible fortune of consulting her mind-blowingly funny guests who impart you with endless wisdom. Listen, then go to her Instagram stories and cast your vote in this huge election! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The holidays have long since dwindled along with those VS seasonal hours, and Lizzy stands before you in an apartment with a Command Strip-scarred wall. But which will truly save the day--bartering with a handyperson, or one last Hail Mary to reassert her Bombshell status? Lizzy consults Grayson--a handyperson--and a former retail manager named Rachel. And then, of course, she seeks advice from her amazingly talented guests! Listen then go to her Ig stories and exercise your right to vote. Learn...
How should Lizzy start out the year--with a potentially abrasive new look or by celebrating the creative freedom / turkey grease of the Renaissance? She consults real life Ren Faire actor Kramer Kwalick and hair colorist Megan Klammer, then of course seeks advice from her wildly talented guests. Listen, then go to Lizzy's Ig and cast your vote, which truly matters, but let's face it--either way, there will be a bustier. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mall Bitch? Voice Witch?? Find out which in 2023! And happy holidays to all the Sourcerers, Bombshells, and lest we forget…Teases. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It will take more than a mall directory map to point Lizzy in the right direction. That's why she consults consummate experts, like former mall Guest Services employee Angelie and established voiceover actor Andy Field. Then she consults her magnificent guests who ooze with gobsmacking insights. Listen, then go to Lizzy's Ig and vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Lizzy's standing mid-rat shop knee deep in thongs and is desperately seeking your guidance! She consults a former employee of a lingerie empire (Ronnie Gallegos) and an actual, flesh and blood landlord (Chris Starleaf). She then seeks wisdom from her mind-blowingly hilarious guests, who drop potent Bombshells™ of truth. So strap on your corset, wake up your snake, and head to Lizzy's Instagram to vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Four cats, two homes, and a baked potato sundae appear before you. Do you think Lizzy should leave Los Angeles, or stay and finish the job? Lizzy consults a Santa Fe fine jewelry aficionado, Executive Coach Anoush Gagua, and then, of course, her wonderful guests. She soaks in their wisdom and possibly some toxoplasmosis. Go to Lizzy’s Instagram stories and cast your vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Which will hold up in a court of law—Bader, Vader, or Daenerys Targaryen’s Infinity Fishtail Braid?? Lizzy consults an attorney and a stylist, then mulls it over for you with her outstanding, hilarious guests. Listen, then summon your inner juror and go to Lizzy’s Instagram stories to vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Lizzy's roaming the desert and needs to know...how ergonomic is your love? And just how "FUN spooky" is your blood pressure? For the love of God, let her fantastic guests guide you toward an answer. Also...experts are back! Maggie, Pascha, and Tracy shed endless wisdom. Listen with plenty of lumbar support, then go to Lizzy's Instagram stories and vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wedding magic is in the air and so is the scent of a subletter. With the effects of the a booster shot closing in, your prompt attention is needed. Listen in cocktail attire, then go to Lizzy's Instagram stories and vote! Then and only then can you celebrate by getting blackout drunk and waking up in a furnished apartment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Should Lizzy awaken a dead website or awaken the dead within? Dust the cobwebs off an ancient practice, or welcome them to the stage?? The choice is truly in your fake-blooded hands—so listen, then go to her Instagram stories and vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
To drink or to drive, that is the question. It’s one that you must sit down at a bar and write your belated juvenilia to answer. Luckily, Lizzy has mindblowingly brilliant guests who bequeath her with powerful insights. Listen, then make your voice be heard—go to her Instagram stories and vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
You're alone in the woods with nothing but Lizzy's cracked phone. There's an eager apprentice duckfacing just fifteen miles away. In the other direction there's a meaningful passage from the seminal work "Who Moved My Cheese?". Lizzy gathers insight from experts Sedona Regan and Blake Rosier. And then she seeks counsel from her hilarious dream guests, the cohosts of the amazing podcast Bananas! Listen, start an S Corp, then go to Lizzy's Instagram stories and vote! Learn more about your ad choic...
It’s a time for letting go—of either subscription-based platforms or LGTVS with missing remotes. The question is, which path will you choose? Lizzy chats with experts Alison Stevenson and Amie Leadingham, then asks her hilarious guests to sift through the particulars. Ultimately, it’s up to you, so listen then go to Lizzy‘s Instagram and vote!! Then go to Goodwill and treat yourself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It’s time to tend to some unfinished business. Down one path there’s a Kia Soul inspection, and down the other, nine identical spatulas. Lizzy’s fortunate enough to talk with hilarious comedian, former Lyft driver Dave Ross, plus Ashley Foxx, host of Clean Simple Free. Then finally, she turns to her brilliant guests who shower her with wisdom. Listen then go to Lizzy’s Instagram stories to vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Should Lizzy gamble with her ego or on a brightly lit electronic device were treasure chests vomit coins? Which path will you choose this week when both could lead to free mozzarella sticks?? She chats with Laugh Factory regular Avi Liberman and MyVegas connoisseur Erich Tran. Then her hilarious guests agree to join her on for the journey (or 2 hour wait) of a lifetime. Listen then go to her Ig stories and vote!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It's time for Lizzy to venture out, but the journey is up to you. Should she drive out to see the Party Queens camped out at Rainforest Cafe, or start planning for the hard boiled egg-filled Christmas of a lifetime? She talks to a delightful psychic named Audrey, wise cruise comedian Jen Murphy, and then of course she works it all out with her incredibly hilarious guests, who hold sugar-scented candles up to the truth. Listen then go to Lizzy's Instagram stories and vote!! Learn more about your ...
At a certain point in one’s life they must choose between a midnight tofu scramble and a BJ’s Pizookie, and that’s just a cold, hard, chocolate chip fact. Lizzy’s lucky enough to talk to Grifthorse’s own Megan Koester, nutritionist Aaron Slotkin, and, of course, her brilliant guests. Listen with your Vegan Mentor, then go to Lizzy’s Instagram stories and vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It’s not often one must choose between two divine modes of self-promotion. Should Lizzy venture out to a carpeted studio in Glendale or put her faith in a trusted mogul?? She talks to studio owner Jiorgio and dazzling digital strategist Lauren Passell, then dissects every last aspect with her astonishing guests! Listen, have a drink at THE LIZ, then go to her Ig stories to vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It’s the show’s most literal (and possibly most pivotal!) intersection. Lizzy’s dead center with her hazards flashing and a tarot reading for you. Should she trade it all in for a geographical shift, or stay in the city and double down on her cards? She seeks wisdom from Carvana client Jim Hagearty and clairvoyant reader Sansa Asylum. Then, of course, she explores the terrain with her wildly talented guests. And finally, it’s your turn to take the wheel, so go to her Ig stories and vote!! Learn ...
Do you have the false memory of there being a better way to spend your time than with two drop dead brilliant guests, plus thrilling experts Clyde Wellons and Dan Nicon? If ‘yes’ then send this episode to five of your friends, and if ‘no’ then do the same…or you’ll never see the inside of a dictionary again!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
At this juncture it's simply a choice between two muzzles--the one digging for day-old shrimp cocktail in the garbage? Or the one incessantly spewing hot takes into the void? Lizzy chats with incredible experts--Chuck from Be Bear Aware, and Bruce from Silent Stay Meditation Center. Then she consults her brilliant, hysterical guests, with shoutouts to clownfish, Tyra, and Faces of Death. Listen, then walk 70 miles to Lizzy's Ig stories to vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...
Should Lizzy reach out, or rather, dive in with a list of Steve Harvey-inspired desires? She chats with the co-founder of Death Row Support Project, Rachel Gross, former prison kitchen supervisor April Kaprelian, and London-based ocean expert and inspirer, Dr. Bryce Lease. Then her jaw-droppingly brilliant guests, Alison and Jordan, pore over both possible plunges. It's imperative that you listen, then go to Lizzy's Instagram stories to vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...
Lizzy's out-of-town epiphanies lead her to an astonishing fork in the road. One prong’s coated with sugar and the other has Morton's Toe. She reminisces with co-conspirator Aaron Weaver, then chats with top tier experts like baker Lindsay Adams and stylist Amanda Massi. Then her guests not only flesh it all out-- they commit to following through on whatever you vote for too. In other words, you're affecting three lives--not just one! This is why you must vote with your heart. Go to Lizzy's IG st...
There’s a long drive ahead and the question is…should Lizzy take the route brimming with murk or zip through it on an Exerpeutic 400XL folding recumbent bike? She seeks advice from a therapist and a manifestation coach—then her brilliant guests explore both sides through the eyes of Dr. Dre (there’s more than one). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It’s time to take a look, or rather 2 looks—one serious, one quirky—at the future. Lizzy seeks advice from tour managing expert (Soul Asylum, The Replacements) Ben Perlstein, then consults fan favorite Jimmy Smagula. And of course then there’s the finale…a dialogue for the ages with her spectacular guests. Listen while driving and let the French fries fall around you. Then go to Lizzy’s IG stories and vote. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
