¶ Drone Season Content Swap
Hey all , we have more spicy topics this week , Different from last week . This is just spicy in the fact that drone season is about swapping smut fix , swapping erotica , swapping homestuck erotica with each other . So that is going to be the topic of the episode . So it might get like HBO levels of spicy up in here .
So if that's not your thing , feel free to skip or listen And learn about a really fun big swap that sign up start this Sunday . As of releasing the episode not if you're listening to the future , i mean eventually , maybe one day again , it will be open on Sunday in the future , but unlikely .
Anyway , just wanted to give you a warning because I forgot to do that in the actual episode . Thank you to my editor for pointing that out . Ok , bye , enjoy the show . Hello and welcome back to Live Laugh Stuck . I am Jackie , aka Jax , and I am here to talk about drone season , and here to help me talk about it is Bean .
Hi , I am Bean , short for Beanelenease , I use he him pronouns And I am the current , I guess , head person , head moderator of drone season .
OK yeah , And do you want to tell me a little bit of what drone season is about ?
Sure , It is essentially an annual homestuck . I think we call it a content swap .
It is hosted on Archive of our own , but while obviously a lot of that composes fan fiction , it is basically a secret Santa exchange sans the Christmas part for homestuck art writing I think we've had gifts and things like that basically any theoretically any type of content , but specifically porn , Yeah .
Yeah , that is the name of the game , because drone season comes from the homestuck alternative concept of the drones coming around to collect your spunk , exactly , or puke , depending on which theory you go for .
I think most people go with the spunk , but you know , to each their own .
Yeah , I mean there are some metafiles out there . Oh sure , so you say you're the current kind of head of the project . How long have you been on this project ? Give me kind of a background . How did this all start ? as far as you know , sure .
I think I got involved around I think it was 2018 or so And I started as a participant . It has been running since 2014 . Oh , wow , Yeah , Oh yeah . It's been in there , but it was founded by Laylah I think I've only read it on screens LAYLAH or Cyphercat , and so they founded it .
They were , and I guess still are , a really big name in the homestuck fandom . They , i believe , stepped down and then it was restarted in 2018 by Lizardlicks and thescyfychannel , and I participated that first year . I may have participated an additional year And then I hopped on to the mod team And here we are in 2023 .
Yeah , That's super exciting . It's neat because we I said off the call , but we just did the HollySwap episode before and that'll definitely be out by now . So you know thescyfychannel is the one who runs that one . So just making sure all the swaps happen , yeah .
Oh yeah , They're an incredibly wonderful person also and phenomenally hardworking person , So I am very impressed with all of their their prowess .
How is running drone season for you ? I mean , I imagine it's a lot . It seems like a pretty big event .
It's interesting because it is a pretty decently large event , especially as these things go . in recent years we've been getting probably around like 60 to 80-ish signups , which is obviously not you know nothing to sneeze at , but previously it had been like upwards of a hundred , i think , every year .
So it's been interesting as both a participant and a moderator to see it kind of I wouldn't say dwindle . Yeah , i think that's maybe a mean word , but you know it kind of has settled that down as Homestuck , you know , is settling into a less current fandom , i guess . But no , i love it .
I obviously I love the event , i love the things that it creates , but no , i am really glad and really proud to be part of this event . That you know was something that I loved , you know , in my formative years as a Homestuck fan and now can kind of help orchestrate for other people as well .
If that answers your question , What's your experience with a fandom ? How long have you been into Homestuck ?
A golly . Thank you . If I'm remembering correctly , i would have gotten involved in 2011 , i think is when I started reading it for the first time . And I started reading it kind of fell off on it and then got Really into it , and so I have been , I would say , an active and consistent Homestuck fans since about 2015 or so .
Oh yeah , so before the Before the comic in comic ended in 2016, . Right ?
Yes , yeah , i was like it's kind of towards the tail end of that year , if I remember correctly .
We have one more big ten-year anniversary coming on , then we're done , that's it .
That's no more , that's it .
What is your favorite and least favorite part about running drone season ?
That is a tough one because there are so many parts of so many flavors . Yeah , honestly , i think My favorite part is well , okay , i'll say a few because I can't choose for sure . I love seeing all the just really incredible things that people have created , and just like Seeing what people do so , and so I kind of neglected to explain it .
But so , basically , how it works with drone season is you hop on archive of our own , you write up some prompts for things that you would like to see .
So it may be like Oh , you know this character and that character doing Sex with this sort of kink involved , or it might be you know this character and that character You know just doing whatever , i don't care . Or it might be like oh , i have this really cool a you . I have all this world building planned out .
I would love to see something in that setting . So , essentially , whatever you want prompt , wise , ideally erotic . And then you also write hey , i am willing to create content Involving these characters . I can do art , i can do writing . Please do not match me with things with these kinks in them . I will happily write these other kinks .
And then All of that well , first it goes into a o3's . It has like a system to match people . Essentially it'll say okay , this person said they'll write John and Dave and this person wants John and Dave in one of their prompts . So boom , they are now matched as a pair .
But that does not usually work super well , so we then have to go in by hand and basically hand match everybody you know to to the best degree possible . And then on Prompt release day you get an email saying hey , here's your , your , you know , secret Santa giftee .
Basically , you get all their prompts , you get to see them , you get to pick one to either write for , draw for whatever , and then that thing that you create gets gifted to the person secretly and anonymously at first , and it's great and it's fun and everybody has a good time , while the matchmaking process is Stressful and obnoxious .
It is really fun too , because you get to kind of put all the puzzle pieces together and say , okay , this person doesn't like that character , but this person yeah , so it's . It's a whole big process . We have this massive Excel spreadsheet that we use every year . So that is both my favorite and least favorite part , i guess . But no , i do .
I mean people have written like I don't know if it's gotten to novel point yet . But it is . we've literally had some novellas written in the space of a month for transseason . I And that kind of stuff , just beautiful art and just like really creative , heartfelt things of all types that people create for no , i mean for no reason .
It's literally just like hey , you know , there's this person on the other end of the internet who wants something and I'm going to custom make them present because I want to Like that's a really beautiful thing , even if it is about , like you know , penises and vaginas .
Or yeah , tentabulges whatever things .
Various appendages .
Yeah , no , that's , that's fair . I love it that people treat it . You know , with writing novellas It's like who needs nano-ri-mo when you have drone season , literally exactly . I love it because I'm friends with LP Sunny Bunny And so I just like I think it was last year that they ended up making a bunch of treats .
So , just like , whenever all the authors got revealed , i just got like six notifications in my inbox because I'm subscribed to her .
It's fantastic . Yeah and that . Oh , that's another fun part where it's like the anonymity and trying to guess who wrote your thing And like in both drone season because I also participate in drone season every year where I tried to was in both that and PolySwap . I have gotten matched with I pronounce it ozonges but oxanges .
If you have not checked other stuff , you should . They are a fucking phenomenal writer . I've gotten matched with them I think six times And I have not guessed correctly once .
That is so good . Yeah , the guessing is a really fun part of it .
I am not as fluent in all the writers as I should be or as I would like to be , i should say But like people also aren't fluent in my writing , especially because I did the paranoid make and all AO3 account a couple of years ago And so now I just have to deal with having two AO3 accounts So I don't have nearly as much writing on the one I use for
drone season . So it's just like yeah , try to guess me bitch . Yeah , yeah , yeah . So you said this was like way . Earlier I think you said like preferably erotic to people . Try to submit prompts or fix that . Don't follow the drone season sort of like theme .
Surprisingly , yes , and I don't want to bitch And I'm not going to . However , if you have worked in customer service , you know that anytime you are dealing with large volumes of people , there is going to be somebody who usually just out of , just like an honest mistake , but like didn't read the rules , doesn't really know what they're doing .
They're just kind of here along for the ride .
Yeah .
That aspect of it . I mean it's , you know , 60 to 100 people all trying to get their stuff in on time and stuff . So there is a lot of customer service to it and stuff like that where it's like there aren't a ton of rules but there is a format to be followed . You know , there's kind of like a thing that we're all here for .
It can be hard to address because it's it's some , you know , excited , you know , bright eyed , bushy tailed person being like , hey , i'd love to see these two people hanging out at the beach . I mean , you have to be like they actually need to be having sex .
Fucking on the beach . Yes , the beach can be involved . Exactly , they can be there .
So , yeah , i think it's usually just like and also like . Sometimes folks just aren't necessarily that comfortable with erotic content in general yet and the where they may not be sure , like , what's okay to request , you know da , da , da . So it's certainly not something where I'm like , oh , fuck you , you know you're done .
Yeah , but no that that actually has happened more times than I can necessarily remember , but like enough that we had to be like explicitly this is for porn , it needs to have porn essentially .
Yeah , that's fair . How does it work ? Because you say you participate in drone season , but you're also part of the matching . How do you manage that ?
Yeah , so it is , and that is a perk of being modded is you have some input into who you're matched with , where you might be able to see oh okay , i saw that person's prompts , i have some killer ideas for them , they are right up my alley and then you can get matched with them because you are part of making that decision .
But it also like , on the flip side , it might be oh man , this person they maybe have like very specific characters , they might have kinks that not a lot of people are comfortable with and you're going to have to kind of or somebody has to be like all right , well , this isn't going to fit any other way .
I will step up with that And I do not want to make it out like that's some kind of punishment or anything , but it is . There are benefits and responsibilities to participating in a thing and kind of matching yourself , if that makes sense .
Yeah , how does it stay anonymous ? the other way of whoever gets matched with your prompts .
So it can be a little tricky because I will .
what's funny is I've had folks get matched with me and not realize that I was one of the mods , so they'll pop open a mod chat and be like Hi , i'm here to , you know , ask being some like very confidential questions about his prompts , and I have to just not look And , like you know , we have ways of handling that .
like we will , like one of the other months , be like Hey , don't fucking look in there for his hot sec . But they were like I had answered the chat and they were like Hi , i'm here to , i'm here to ask questions for being , and I'm like never heard of him . Bye .
Yeah , i didn't even think about that of like looking up who the mods were to make sure I don't ask . I don't think I've had a mod chat open for for stuff yet , but like I will keep that in mind .
Yeah , but no , like we , because like we also want to be surprised , we want to , you know , keep the ethos of it . I guess So we do , we . We go to great lengths to keep each other's like presence , not like anonymous from each other , So like obviously you'll know who's gifting you .
But I just I try to forget And I am pleasantly surprised , But I also have a bad memory , so that works out for me . Yeah , but yeah no in general , like because you know when , when the , the fills are finished , every they are all hand checked by a mod .
Yeah , we make damn sure that the person you know does not see their fill , that if we have questions or concerns that we need to recheck the person about , you know the , the , the mod whose fill it is does not see them . Like we , we make sure that it's all very secret in a fun way .
And it is incredibly fun both to be like on the other side of someone going like because you guys have a discord that I'm in , and so you see , the people just like posting like quotes from a big bro go did this . Oh my God , yes .
I literally
¶ Pinch Hitting and Benefits of Participating
like . I recommended my gift or their own pick at one point .
Actually I think twice . That's fantastic .
Yeah , i was like , oh my God , you got to read this , it's right up your alley . and they're like , wow , that's crazy .
So weird . It's right up my alley . That's so surprising .
Yeah , i like I think I was literally like it was . It was box , that person who I always get matched with , that that , and they're a good friend of mine . So it's not like Oh God , that person .
But I was like , yeah they , this person has this headcanon about , like Bretton and porous , like Oh my God , you're going to love it , and they play it off very well . And then I say it's like they're the only fucking person who would write , but whatever .
It's okay . So another very important part of this whole swap that I don't think it's talked about as much or thought about as much are the pinch hitters . Oh yes , secret backbone of the whole thing . Yeah , do you want to talk about pinch hitting a little bit Like what , what is a pinch hitter ?
So I actually started out as a pinch hitter . Oh yeah , what I know is crazy , because I wanted to participate but I didn't learn about drone season till after the kind of the sign ups had closed and they were like Hey , but actually we're still looking for pinch hitters , so that was sweet and I hopped in .
So basically , a pinch header is , if you know about sports which not a lot of queers do , i don't either A pinch header is somebody , a kind , wonderful , selfless soul who volunteers to essentially create a fill for somebody and not get anything in return .
And this becomes necessary if and this always happens for whatever reason somebody's like hey , i know I signed up for this , but you know , like my , you know I'm having a family emergency , or my work has been so crazy for the past month I have not had any time to sit down , or I have a final that I have to do And we do .
We try to schedule it before college starts , just so folks don't have to worry about that . But either way , somebody is like hey , i am so sorry , i'm not going to be able to finish my fill , i need to drop out . And we're like okay , cool , as long as you do it before the dropout deadline .
If not , then we will have to put you , you , on the list of people who dropped out after the dropout deadline , but normally it's fine At that point , you know . So the person who that person was supposed to gift now is without a gift . So they are like what the heck ? Well , they don't know yet Their prompts .
You know the prompts that were supposed to be filled by the person that get dropped out , get sent to all of the pinch hitters who have their own little channel in the Discord And we're like , hey , here are these prompts . If even one of them is appealing to you , you pinch hitters hop on it and the personal message and say , hey , i'm happy to take this .
And essentially , yeah , they just create a thick or an art or something for this person just because , just because they want it to . And they do it all behind the scenes .
You know , the person who got dropped out on never has to know about it And it's really , you know , it's a wonderful and generous act And also a great way to participate if , like me , you missed the deadline to sign up , but you still want to kind of , you know , dip your toe in .
So the other nice thing is it is completely optional , in that you can sign up for a pinch hitter and then just look at all the prompts and go yeah , no . And just kind of sit in there Like it is solely voluntary as to who takes a pinch hit . whether a given person takes any like it is all up to you .
So yeah , if you want to , if you want the option of participating like that , it is a really good sort of low stakes option .
That's a good point . I hadn't thought about that . I'm actually I might actually sign up as a pinch hitter . I'd considered it before , but I always like I don't know . It just seems like an added stress of like I'm not sure I'm going to be able to .
but you know , if I could just look and see , like oh , maybe not , then yeah , i might actually sign up this year depending on how this year goes , it's been , it's been a year . I understand , yeah , but yeah , no , talk about not knowing sports .
I thought it was pitch hitter because , like I knew , it was like a sports thing , like a baseball thing , right , yeah , but I guess so my brain's like baseball , you know pitch hitter .
Yeah , no , pinch There's in .
I don't , I read , I don't even talk to people about this . I read it all the time , like in the discord servers , and just like my , my brain was like no , no , it's pitch .
Yeah , no , i understand . Yeah , it's like when , when we need someone to hit in a pinch , that is what they are basically .
Yeah , that makes way more sense than whatever sports logic my brain was trying to do . Yeah , that's super exciting . I was I'm always excited whenever this season rolls around and really everyone should be , even if they don't know about drone season . It's just like they come on is like oh , suddenly the all the homestuck smut tags are just filled up Literally .
Yeah , yeah , it's , it's good stuff . Some of my , some of my here are fixed . I've definitely been made during drone season .
Oh yeah .
I also like treats as a thing where it's like Oh well , so this isn't the prompt that I got matched with , but I do see the prompt open now , so I'm going to go right for that because that seems great . It's just a very good creative space to be in in general . Yeah .
No , and I like , cause they are open forever . You know they are open till the end of time , so you can go back to the ones in you know 20 , i guess 2018 , cause the previous ones are no longer with us , sadly . But yeah , you can .
You can go back and see all the prompts and and also , like I mean and you may shouldn't be saying this , cause I'm the drone season person but you know , like it doesn't even have to be a gift , like you can just use it as inspiration , but obviously the person will be very happy if you do .
But yeah , it's , it's a really lovely way to practice writing for someone else , but a little easier . And I will say also , like for myself , i've , i've been a fanfic writer for a hot second . I don't know that I've written a single fanfic that was not for someone else easily Yeah .
Like 90% of my published fix , of which I'm very proud , are almost all through drone season and poly swap . So for me it is not only a great way to motivate me to write , it's like the way to motivate me to write .
I mean that makes sense . I I've been trying to get myself to write lately but it has been so hard . But oh , here's writing with a deadline and not like a crazy deadline . It's a deadline that I can like . Like you said , i can back out of it if , like stuff happens , but it's still a deadline which my ADHD brain needs .
Yeah , And like you know I I'm not all these late , but there have been times where I was late because it's it's the same for me where I have ADHD . I really struggle with that kind of time pressure , especially cause we , we budget for I believe it's .
We always try to make it a full month of just writing time , or creation time , i guess , and for me it's like , oh sweet , i have a month and then I write an outline and then forget about it for three weeks .
But oh , yeah , absolutely .
But yeah , no , it is , it is . I would say it is a pre reasonable amount of time to get some good stuff done And it and again , it works great for me .
And speaking of the dates and everything , let me get my handy dandy notebook . Oh , yes , so signups open July 2nd and close on the 18th , and let me know if I got this wrong . I wrote it down , oh yeah . Thank you , thanks , and I didn't list all the dates , just kind of the relevant ones for signups and stuff .
So July 2nd through the 18th is regular signups . September 2nd is the deadline to sign up as a pinch hitter , so that's a good two months extra And the collection opens on September 9th . The authors are revealed September 16th and the treat authors are revealed September 19th .
Yeah , we try to make it about two weeks or so for the signups , then a hot second for us to get our act together and do all of the matching , So that I think , yeah , this year it's another couple weeks or so , But then , yeah , the assignments go out , then you've got about a month to write . Oh , excuse me , it's actually more than that .
I am terrible with time , So it's more than that . That's just the month deadline is your deadline to default , So to quit , basically . So if you do it before that deadline , you're fine , no penalty . But if you do it last minute which again we understand , that stuff happens .
But like we would appreciate y'all letting us know sooner rather than later so that we can set up a pinch hitter and so on and so forth .
Because if we can't get a pinch hitter together , it means that the mods have to bang out a fanfic about God knows what , sometimes literally in the wee hours of the morning , which we have done And we'll do it again if we have to , but like we would prefer to not have to do that if we can help .
But yeah so oh , that's that .
¶ Excitement and Benefits of Drone Season
And then the prompt everything's released . You can see all the fix and the arts and such , and then a week later the authors of everything are revealed . So there is a full week of anonymous creations for everybody to enjoy , and then after that it's like okay , it's , y'all can see who did what .
That's such like that is one of the most exciting weeks . Just like talking about it is just making me relive just how exciting those weeks are , like on both ends of the spectrum of trying to figure out like who . I know we talked about this before , but it's just like .
Yeah , it is a week of me just having to keep a secret , even more than I was keeping a secret before .
Yeah and no and like . The other thing I love about that chunk of time is you get to discover so many lovely works of fiction that you might not have checked out otherwise . Because you know , for me , like I know you know the authors that I like and I always want to see their stuff .
But if I don't know which is their stuff , i'm just going to look at the stuff that you know intrigues me , the chips that I like , and I've come across some some really lovely stuff from people that I , you know , maybe had no idea existed or oh my God , i didn't know they drew . That's so crazy .
So , yeah , it's a very what's the word like , i guess a very like sort of free for all kind of like unbiased way to enjoy stuff .
Absolutely , And , like I said in the PolySwap episode , there's just this if you ever need validation for your writing , joining one of these swaps is so good . There are a couple of people who tend to try to go through and comment on every fic that gets out or at least that's what I'm remembering from last year , I'm pretty sure .
And it is just so nice , like , if you just need like . obviously we don't write for the validation , but sometimes we write for the validation .
Oh yeah .
And it's just such a good way to get it , because there will be at least one person incredibly excited about what they got .
Exactly , and that's where it's like . You know if you're wanting to write for people but aren't sure how . This is a great way to guarantee that , like , no matter what you produce , no matter what your other person's tastes are like , they are at least gonna like the premise , because they told you what the premise is . Yeah , absolutely .
And then on the other side it's great for me of sometimes I want to ask people to write a quick for me , like a commission them or something , but I just have a hard time putting together how to write a prompt and what .
what putting in a prompt is going to get out the other end type stuff And it's it's , it's great , yeah , no , and that's like that actually sort of reminds me of an important point , which is the line that we try to help people walk as far as prompts not being and we phrase it like not being a commission , where you are encouraged to be vague or specific ,
but if it's to the point where you're saying , okay , i want you know rows to have this length hair , this color hair , this body type , i want them to do this , that and the other thing in exactly this way .
That's not super cool because it may be that your , your filler really doesn't like you know that particular act or body type , you know whatever people have references . But it's also kind of a dick move because they .
The other thing is , like you know you might be getting writing art , music , like you have no idea what the format's going to be , so being like okay , so this has to happen and that has to happen . It's like and I'm drawing one image , i can't fit all that in there .
So , yeah , we try to help people , you know , be as specific as they need to be for it to be , you know , comfortable and enjoyable , but also not just fucking going in there and being like , okay , so somebody's going to be making me something for free , i'm going to take full advantage that , like no , you need to allow some room for creativity as well .
Absolutely , and I mean you should trust , trust the authors , honestly . they're , they're so good , yeah , yeah . Is there anything else you wanted to add about drone season ?
Oh golly . I mean I think we covered all the bases , or not ? maybe all the bases ? No , I mean , i think it's a really fun experience . I think it's a lovely community . It's really nice to see the same people like coming back year after year .
It's getting rarer to see swaps like this and really events like this in general , as the internet is becoming a little less friendly to erotic content .
So , as a person who enjoys that and also cares about it , like , it makes me happy that this is still going strong and , you know , has so many people who you know really do enjoy it and get something out of it .
Yeah , absolutely It's . It's a good time . Definitely , definitely check it out .
¶ Drone Season Promotion and Social Media
Do you have anything to promo of your own ? Like , we'll have all the links to drone season and everything in the the show notes , but do you have , like , a Twitter or anything you want to promote ? Honestly , not really . I mean , my tumbler is just memes .
Yeah , i mean I will happily promote , you know , the drone season tumbler . We have the discord server as well , which I highly encourage folks to join , because that's kind of where we post the news and stuff for the first time . We do also have a Twitter , but we don't really update it that much .
Yeah , this day of Elon Musk Twitter .
Oh God , literally That's . That's a huge chunk of the reason , But yeah , I think that that should suffice .
Okay , awesome . Well , thank you so much for joining . Like I said , all the links to drone season and probably the dates are going to be in this show notes , so go check it out , sign up , then enjoy reading And with that I will see you guys in like two weeks or whatever .
