The police would be there in about ten more minutes, she figured. It would be worth the wait if she gets cuffed by that dreamy officer Peller again. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World Journal David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas. https://ninthworldjournal.com TRANSCRIPT The worst part about breaking ...
Sep 14, 2020•29 sec•Season 1Ep. 343
A songbird gives his review of the podcast Songbirding This episode is not explicit. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Wilcox and James Schwarz, both of The Dimension Door Podcast www.dimensiondoorpodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Listen Rinse Repeat – REVIEW challenge Songbird Reviews Songbirding Soft crunching sounds as someone walks through forest undergrowth, with the sound of birds singing in the background. The steps slow as INTERVIEWER softly speaks INTERVIEWER: Alright, I’m here today looking for ...
Sep 14, 2020•47 sec•Season 1Ep. 342
This is Januae's review of the teleportation device. Until the review gets away from him. This episode is not explicit. Written, produced, and performed by David S. Dear David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas. http://ninthworldjournal.com TRANSCRIPT I am Januae, and this is my review of the teleportation device. I cannot give it a favorable review, as it is only...
Sep 14, 2020•53 sec•Season 1Ep. 341
A review of Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen. This episode is not explicit. Performed by PRRP https://www.patreon.com/freckle TRANSCRIPT Hello so um, I'm here to do some reviews for review week. I was told not to be too meta about it, so I just googled some classic literature. My review of this book is that it's kind of sexist, avoid this book.
Sep 14, 2020•33 sec•Season 1Ep. 340
This is a short poem to say: Share a review on PodRevDay! This episode is not explicit. Written by Elizabeth Wilcox. Performed by Elizabeth Wilcox and James Schwarz, of The Dimension Door Podcast. podrevday.com TRANSCRIPT Poem for PodRevDay I heard a podcast yesterday That made me feel more than okay If only there were some way I could make them smile today. I know just what you can do, And it’s super easy, too! What could it be? Well, here’s a clue: It starts with writing a review Of course! Th...
Sep 14, 2020•1 min•Season 1Ep. 339
Paul and Allison try to decide to attempt to maybe review breakfast. This episode is not explicit. Performed by Coral Baxter-Ellis, Paul Ellis, and Allison Baxter. http://dcritpodcast.com TRANSCRIPT CORAL Mom, Dad, you ready? What's your review going to be on? PAUL We're reviewing breakfast! CORAL Oh you mean like IHOP or Jimmy Dean sausage? PAUL No, like having breakfast- ALLISON Yuck. PAUL It's the most important meal of the day, Allison. ALLISON Breakfast is gross. Who can eat that early? PAU...
Sep 14, 2020•1 min•Season 1Ep. 338
What do you do when you're a nerfing salamander? This episode is made for kids. Performed by Kevin Hall as the narrator, Bonnie Brantley as Sally, and Aaron Clark as Hedge. This episode is written by David S. Dear. http://ninthworldjournal.com https://oz-9.com TRANSCRIPT There once was a salamander named Sally, quite obviously. Not so obviously, an evil wizard cast a spell on him which caused him to slowly nerf over time. One day Sally went to work out at Hedge the Hedgehog's gym to stop the ner...
Aug 10, 2020•1 min•Season 1Ep. 337
The cat vanishes. This episode is made for kids. Performed by Florence Hood as Alice and Hem Cleveland as The Cheshire Cat. Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, and this extract was produced and adapted by Karin Heimdahl. Florence Hood is a teller of tales. Purveyor of doughnuts. Owner of dog. Runs short fiction podcast Oncefictionpod https://twitter.com/oncefictionpod Hem Cleveland is Dungeon M'Lady and Producer of DnD podcast The Lucky Die. Among many other things. https://www.the...
Aug 10, 2020•57 sec•Season 1Ep. 336
KFC This episode is not explicit. Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to...
Aug 10, 2020•43 sec•Season 1Ep. 335
They did not escape before sundown and now must build shelter. This episode is not explicit. Written by David S. Dear; performed by Raj Jawa and Stephanie Bergeron http://ninthworldjournal.com http://rajjawa.com http://stephaniebergeron.com TRANSCRIPT GUS I told you we needed to escape the Ikea before sundown! This place is really dangerous at night! KELLY I know! I thought the exit was just after the fake plants! GUS Well we'll have to stay put until sunrise. We'll need to build shelter. KELLY ...
Aug 10, 2020•28 sec•Season 1Ep. 334
EPISODE 3: Fiona’s Blocked Call This episode is not explicit. Written by: Kyle Jones http://discussingwho.com TRANSCRIPT You must be kidding me!! Who even gets busy signals now?? My Darlings, guess what? I suppose I won’t be meeting with the Board as those idiots blocked my call! I told Mommy and Daddy I did NOT want to do this. Hmmmmm...wait. What does this do? In case of a tantrum, press here. This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written by Kyle Jones of the Discussing Who podcast and sta...
Aug 10, 2020•41 sec•Season 1Ep. 333
Once upon a time there was a small paper clip curious about the world. This episode is made for kids. Written, performed and produced by Karin Heimdahl Karin is the creator of audio drama Y2K. In 2019, she won an Audioverse award for writing a spoken word monologue. She is also a voice actor, podcaster and drama teacher turned project manager. Voice acting credits include Mirrors, Vampires of White Chapel, Copperheart and Hit the Bricks. She produces and co-hosts Det nya svarta, a pop culture po...
Aug 10, 2020•59 sec•Season 1Ep. 332
"We're all mad here," says the Cheshire Cat. This episode is made for kids. Performed by Florence Hood as Alice and Hem Cleveland as The Cheshire Cat. Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, and this extract was produced and adapted by Karin Heimdahl. Florence Hood is a teller of tales. Purveyor of doughnuts. Owner of dog. Runs short fiction podcast Oncefictionpod https://twitter.com/oncefictionpod Hem Cleveland is Dungeon M'Lady and Producer of DnD podcast The Lucky Die. Among many ot...
Aug 03, 2020•48 sec•Season 1Ep. 331
Acronym This episode is not explicit. Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privileg...
Aug 03, 2020•43 sec•Season 1Ep. 330
High above Jupiter's moon Io, J.A.I. tries to stop an orbital disaster. Or is she just getting started? This episode is not explicit. Written & Performed by Stephanie Bergeron. Ambient sound effects by Bluezone Corporation, used with permission. Stephanie Bergeron is a Canadian multi-hyphenate artist (actor-dancer-singer-choreographer) and fresh voice in the world of VO. Her most recent projects include the bright, quirky indie video game “Jazz & Azul”, where she voices Jazz Fitzgerald, ...
Aug 03, 2020•31 sec•Season 1Ep. 329
This is the call of the Northern Flicker. This episode is not explicit. Recorded by Rob Porter of the Songbirding Podcast. https://songbirding.com/ TRANSCRIPT Narrator: This is the call of the Northern Flicker. [bird call] Recorded by Rob Porter
Aug 03, 2020•30 sec•Season 1Ep. 328
David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It’s basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing. This story in eight parts can be listened to in any order. To follow Elvira’s timeline, go E1-E8, and to follow David’s, D1-D8. This episode is not explicit. ELVIRA – Kirsty Woolven DAVID – Lee Shackleford Written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. To hear more from us, check out fiction podcasts Y2K, Relativity ...
Aug 03, 2020•55 sec•Season 1Ep. 327
"Suddenly something was trying to suck the life out of me." This episode is not explicit. Written by Charlotte McElroy, courtesy of 50-Word Stories. Performed and produced by Nikki Thomas. Writing licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Music by archesaudio.com An Australian native, Nikki Thomas now resides in Brooklyn, NY where she works as a voice over artist, actor and writer. https://nikkisthomas.com/ TRANSCRIPT There was a low ...
Aug 03, 2020•52 sec•Season 1Ep. 326
A poor relationship with your parents can make a world of difference This episode is not explicit. Written, Performed & Edited by Harlan Guthrie Harlan Guthrie is a creative, nerdy dynamo. Give him a meal, he wants to know how it was made. What temperature was the oven, he’ll say. Was that tossed with olive oil? Sit in the car with him and listen to him sing harmonies with the radio. Give him an hour alone and he’ll come find you because he wrote a spooky story. He’ll read it in a creepy voi...
Jul 27, 2020•1 min•Season 1Ep. 325
Your daily horrorscope. It's not looking good for you, Leo. This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry of Oz 9 and performed by David S. Dear of A Ninth World Journal. Shannon Perry is the creator and complete disaster behind Oz 9. https://oz-9.com/ https://ninthworldjournal.com/ TRANSCRIPT Horrorscope: Leo, just a week ago, you made the very bad mistake of exchanging an unfriendly glance with an angry woman in a red coat. She etched your name in acid on her cellar floor. And a date....
Jul 27, 2020•59 sec•Season 1Ep. 324
Sometimes something just gets into your head and you can't quite get it out. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Elizabeth Wilcox. Elizabeth is a writer, avid role-player, amateur mixologist, member of and social media manager for The Dimension Door Podcast. You can also find her on Instagram (@wilcoxwriter) and at her website, briarbooklane.com Podchaser.com/thedimensiondoorpodcast https://www.podchaser.com/creators/elizabeth-wilcox-107a9C6gJ3 dimensiondoorpodcast.com TRANSCR...
Jul 27, 2020•1 min•Season 1Ep. 323
A romantic night in the woods turns deadly. This episode contains potential triggers or upsetting content and is prefaced with a content warning. CW: Violence and Gore Tommy was played by Najee "Kamijace" Walker Jessica was played by Marnie Warner Written and produced by Derek Graziano from Rolling Misadventures https://www.rollingmisadventures.com TRANSCRIPT This episode contains violence and gore. Listener discretion is advised. [Footsteps running on gravel, wooded background noise. Panting] [...
Jul 27, 2020•1 min•Season 1Ep. 322
Things aren't looking great for you this week, Cancer. Best get your affairs in order. This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry, performed by Bonnie Brantley of Oz 9. Shannon Perry is the creator and complete disaster behind Oz 9. https://oz-9.com/ TRANSCRIPT Horrorscope: Cancer, for the next week, if you find you need to use the bathroom in the middle of the night...don’t. Hold it or get a bedpan. You don’t know this, but when you turned away from your bathroom mirror last night, ...
Jul 27, 2020•49 sec•Season 1Ep. 321
Things you don't dare think about This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Arthur Gnarl. TRANSCRIPT You know the "shadow people" in the corner of your eye It's your brain protecting you from the real things Time travellers created 2020 as we know it in order to prevent something worse in 2021. They failed. “No dessert until you eat your greens” said mother as I forced myself to take another bite. I always liked the Greens, but I suppose mother was right, they were dreadful neighbou...
Jul 27, 2020•46 sec•Season 1Ep. 320
Practice Makes perfect, no matter the situation. This episode contains potential triggers or upsetting content and is prefaced with a content warning. Implied Violence Written, Performed & Edited by Harlan Guthrie Harlan Guthrie is a creative, nerdy dynamo. Give him a meal, he wants to know how it was made. What temperature was the oven, he’ll say. Was that tossed with olive oil? Sit in the car with him and listen to him sing harmonies with the radio. Give him an hour alone and he’ll come fi...
Jul 27, 2020•58 sec•Season 1Ep. 319
The power of goodbye. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker MINDY - Ditrie Marie Bowie MADDY, OLD - David S. Dear FELIPE - Matheus Carneiro Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is join...
Jul 19, 2020•2 min•Season 1Ep. 318
Broomcloseted. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker MINDY - Ditrie Marie Bowie Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of...
Jul 19, 2020•1 min•Season 1Ep. 317
Waiting for you. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker DOLLY - Angélique Lazarus Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator o...
Jul 19, 2020•1 min•Season 1Ep. 316
We need a holiday. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker MINDY - Ditrie Marie Bowie Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creato...
Jul 19, 2020•1 min•Season 1Ep. 315
Mystery sucks. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker MINDY - Ditrie Marie Bowie NEUROLOGIST - Emma Laslett Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding ...
Jul 19, 2020•1 min•Season 1Ep. 314
