Dave and Alonso think one of the weekend's two big movies isn't enough like "Josie and the Pussycats" and the other one is too much like "The Christmas Shoes." Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, U-U-U-Utah Saints. Linoleum Knife is brought to you by RogerandChris.com , Home of the Unboring Home. Use discount code KNIFE to take 20% off any lighting purchase. Dave's DVD pick of the week: FOX AND HIS FRIENDS Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BOYS ...
Jun 15, 2015•1 hr 30 min
Dave would like you to know that it's his birthday this weekend, and Alonso wishes Dave wouldn't blurt that fact all over the show's theme song. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast , and this is the cow. Linoleum Knife is brought to you by RogerandChris.com , Home of the Unboring Home. Use discount code KNIFE to take 20% off any lighting purchase. Dave's book pick of the week is THE UNIMAGINABLE LIFE: LESSONS LEARNED ON THE PATH OF LOVE, by Kenny ...
Jun 06, 2015•1 hr 14 min
Dave and Alonso are not brooking any excuses from a listener who confesses to having seen Paul Blart, Mall Cop 2 . Subscribe (and review us!) at iTunes, like our Facebook page and join our Facebook group, follow us @linoleumcast, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. Linoleum Knife is brought to you by RogerandChris.com , the Home of the Unboring Home. Listeners can take 20% off any Lighting purchase with use of the discount code KNIFE. Help the subjects of the film Manakamana who have suffered in th...
Jun 01, 2015•1 hr 13 min
Dave and Alonso have BIG EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS! Also we talk about that movie where people's mouths are sewn up to other people's keesters. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, and this time it's not my fault. Linoleum Knife is brought to you by RogerandChris.com , the Home of the Unboring Home. Use discount code KNIFE to take 20% off any Lighting purchase. Dave's DVD pick of the week: TOWNES VAN ZANDT: BE HERE TO LOVE ME Alonso's DVD pick of th...
May 24, 2015•1 hr 7 min
Cracked.com's Jack OBrien joins Dave and Alonso to discuss female-driven films, including ones where females actually drive. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, review us (and subscribe) on iTunes, elle est belle et son prénom c'est Bonnie. Linoleum Knife is brought to you by RogerandChris.com , the Home of the Unboring Home. Take 20% off any Lighting purchase with discount code KNIFE. Jack's DVD pick of the week: THE WAY OF THE GUN Dave's DVD pick of the week: BLACKHAT Alonso's DVD...
May 17, 2015•1 hr 20 min
Dave and Alonso cope with another iffy theme-music cassette, not to mention another Hollywood movie that flagrantly wastes the talents of its female leads. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, but seriously go review us on iTunes, all of my life I've been waiting in the rain. Linoleum Knife is brought to you by RogerandChris.com , the Home of the Unboring Home. Special offer for Linoleum Knife listeners: Take 20% off your next Lighting purchase with promo code KNIFE. Dave's DVD pick ...
May 10, 2015•1 hr 2 min
Dave and Alonso woke up earlier than the dogs downstairs so that they could record a podcast unhampered by yap-yap-yapping. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, ain't got no trouble in my life, no foolish dream to make me cry. The Linoleum Knife podcast is brought to you by RogerandChris.com , makers of distinctive products for the home, built in the USA by talented craftspeople. Dave's DVD pick of the week: CONVOY Alonso's DVD pick of the week: T...
May 02, 2015•1 hr 10 min
Dave and Alonso are feeling very fashionable this week, between Blake Lively's on-point outfits and Raf Simons' couture collection. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, manic depression is a frustrating mess. Dave's DVD pick of the week: INHERENT VICE Alonso's DVD pick of the week: GALLIPOLI...
Apr 27, 2015•1 hr 5 min
Dave is driven to (bleeped) profanity by a terrible comedy while Alonso tries to distract him with even worse attempts at humor. Like our Facebook page, subscribe (and glowingly review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, you can like the life your living, you can live the life you like. Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE STEPHEN SONDHEIM COLLECTION Dave's DVD pick of the week: FAR FROM THE MADDING CROWD (1967) Also mentioned: OBSERVE AND REPORT...
Apr 19, 2015•1 hr 6 min
Dave and Alonso explain why Nicholas Sparks adaptations are the Country Time Lemonade of movies, and they check out a 1980s favorite on the big screen. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, number one is a hard time in the making. Dave's DVD pick of the week: HERE IS ALWAYS SOMEWHERE ELSE Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MAD AS HELL Also mentioned: HERB & DOROTHY , IRMA VEP , BEAUTY...
Apr 12, 2015•1 hr 1 min
Dave and Alonso talk cars, curs and Klimts. Also "Hawmps." (Google it.) Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave us a review) at iTunes, 'cuz females are strong as hell. Dave's DVD pick of the week: STONEWALL UPRISING Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: GOODFELLAS...
Apr 04, 2015•1 hr 12 min
The hilarious Louis Virtel from HitFix.com joins Dave and Alonso to talk about a movie so astonishingly dunderheaded about gay stuff that the ghost of “Norman, Is That You?” is summoned. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, ton coeur de silex résiste au feu. Linoleum Knife is brought to you by Audible.com — for a free audiobook of your choice and a free 30-day trial membership, visit audiblepodcast.com/linoleum Dave’s DVD pick of the week: GOODBYE...
Mar 30, 2015•1 hr 12 min
Dave and Alonso explore the perks of turning 50 and make up new factions for a really dumb YA franchise. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, telephone is ringing, is that my mother on the phone? Alonso's DVD pick of the week: VINCENT AND THEO Dave's DVD pick of the week: HOLIDAY...
Mar 22, 2015•1 hr 31 min
Dave and Alonso unpack the complexes of a certain fairy-tale heroine. Also, the ka-chunk is back, and Dave wears an ice bag that makes Alonso dissolve into church giggles. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, it's true what they say, it's better the devil you know. Linoleum Knife is brought to you by Audible.com. For a free audiobook of your choice and a free 30-day membership, visit AudiblePodcast.com/linoleum Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HESTE...
Mar 15, 2015•1 hr 10 min
Dave and Alonso discuss Maggie Smith's tea prep tips as a way to avoid discussing Maggie Smith's movie. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, and this is crazy. Linoleum Knife is brought to you by Audible is the Internet’s leading provider of spoken word entertainment, information and educational programming. For a free audiobook of your choice and a free 30-day membership, visit AudiblePodcast.com/linoleum Dave's DVD pick of the week: HUMAN RESOUR...
Mar 08, 2015•1 hr 20 min
Dave and Alonso read a heartfelt letter, but also digress about root beer floats and science pizza; also, Alonso breaks the tie on "The DUFF." Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page (and join our Facebook group), follow us @linoleumcast, bang bang seat of my car. Dave's DVD picks of the week: PICKPOCKET and PATHOLOGY Alonso's DVD pick of the week: TROUBLE IN PARADISE...
Mar 01, 2015•1 hr 6 min
Dave and Alonso don't want to talk about the stupid Oscars, so they invited Inkoo Kang of TheWrap and Village Voice back on to argue about movies where she had a totally different opinion from the hosts. And there are chocolate muffins. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, seven years went under the bridge and now it's fading fast. Inkoo's DVD pick of the week: BEYOND THE LIGHTS Dave's DVD pick of the week: WATERSHIP DOWN Alonso's DVD pick of the ...
Feb 21, 2015•1 hr 27 min
It's a holiday weekend with an eagerly-anticipated big movie, so Dave and Alonso recorded early. There was still time to talk about candy. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, without cable, hot water, Vietnamese food, and you. Pick up Linoleum Knife Presents More Linoleum Knife: THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE Dave's DVD Pick of the Week: BELLE DE JOUR Alonso's DVD Pick of the Week: CULT OF THE DAMNED (aka ANGEL, ANGEL, DOWN WE GO) P.S. Alonso said "Chris...
Feb 13, 2015•1 hr 4 min
This week, Dave and Alonso review films that are brilliant, ridiculous, and abhorrent and explain why you need to see all of them. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, I'm tryin'ta freak you on the floor. Alonso's DVD pick of the week: RACE FOR YOUR LIFE, CHARLIE BROWN Dave's DVD pick of the week: STRAY DOGS...
Feb 08, 2015•1 hr 2 min
Dave and Alonso don't have much in the way of new movies to discuss, what with the Super Bowl this weekend, so we get caught up on letters and such. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page (and join our Facebook group), follow us @linoleumcast, sounds like a case of sabotage. Dave's DVD pick of the week: DEAR WHITE PEOPLE Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BOYS...
Feb 02, 2015•51 min
Alonso is in Park City, Utah, for the 2015 Sundance Film Festival, and William Bibbiani is there to compare notes about the movies they watched in a ski town, in addition to the week's new movies. Dave, meanwhile, swapped places with Bibbs and co-hosted this week's B-Movies Podcast: http://www.craveonline.com/film/articles/815135-b-movies-podcast-206-mothers-cookies Like our Facebook page, subscribe for free on iTunes (and leave us a nice review), follow us @linoleumcast, but now he's busy keepi...
Jan 26, 2015•1 hr 30 min
Dave and Alonso soldier on through cassette snarls, hunger, and exhaustion to bring you deep discussion about marmalade and Angelyne. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks. Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DROP www.amazon.com/Drop-Blu-ray-James-Gandolfini/dp/B00PLYTKB0/?tag=alonsoduralde-20 Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MR. MAGORIUM'S WONDER EMPORIUM www.amazon.com/Mr-Magoriums-Wonder-Emporium-Blu-ray/dp/...
Jan 19, 2015•1 hr 11 min
Manohla Dargis (The New York Times), Peter Debruge (Variety), and Robert Abele (Los Angeles Times) join Dave and Alonso to discuss the best films of 2014, but in the way these conversations tend to do, things go in interesting and unexpected directions. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, S Club gonna show you how. Dave's DVD pick of the week: SAFE www.amazon.com/Criterion-Collection-Blu-ray-Julianne-Moore/dp/B00NMUCLDO/?tag=alonsoduralde-20 Alon...
Jan 11, 2015•1 hr 28 min
Dave and Alonso have recovered from the holidays so they can discuss Ham Sweats, Reagan-era fashions and surplus booze. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly.
Jan 06, 2015•1 hr 11 min
Dave & Alonso finish up the year with a musical and three docudramas that have varying fidelity to their true stories. Also we announce the winners of our essay contests! Like our Facebook page, leave us a nice review on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, we'll take a cup of kindness yet. Linoleum Knife is brought to you by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT MAKING AN INDEPENDENT FILM by Reed Martin. http://amzn.to/1zNkZbx Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CAMP ww...
Dec 29, 2014•1 hr 21 min
The legendary Leonard Maltin joins Dave and Alonso to share parenting tips (show them musicals, early and often) and "Gremlins" karma. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice iTunes review, visit linoleum-knife.com, it's gotta be a rose 'cause it rhymes with Mose. Fine Leonard Maltin online at leonardmaltin.com or @leonardmaltin -- his TCM/Disney host duties begin December 21. http://www.tcm.com/disney/ Linoleum Knife is brought to you by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU D...
Dec 20, 2014•1 hr 16 min
Film critic Inkoo Kang (TheWrap, indieWIRE, Village Voice, LA Times) joins Dave and Alonso to discuss booze and cookies, among other topics. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave us a nice review) at iTunes, buy our merch, bust a move. Follow Inkoo @thinkovision Linoleum Knife is brought to you by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDNT' KNOW YOU NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT MAKING AN INDEPENDENT FILM by Reed Martin. http://amzn.to/1zNkZbx Inkoo's DVD pick of the week: CALVA...
Dec 14, 2014•1 hr 15 min
Dave and Alonso discuss hiking, end-of-life issues and history's most scandalous lunch break with their usual sensitivity. Like us on Facebook (and join our discussion group), follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, subscribe to our YouTube channel and iTunes feed, buy our stuff, just get a bob-tailed nag. Dave's DVD pick of the week: ZIEGFELD GIRL www.amazon.com/Ziegfeld-Girl-James-Stewart/dp/B0001DCYUK/?tag=alonsoduralde-20 Alonso's DVD pick of the week: AWAY FROM HER www.amazon.com/Away-Her-Julie...
Dec 08, 2014•1 hr 1 min
Dave and Alonso like one of Benedict Cumberbatch's new movies more than the other, ahd you might not guess which. Buy our stuff. Happy Holidays. Like our Facebook page (and join our Facebook group page), follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe to our YouTube page, subscribe and leave us a nice review on iTunes, only a hippopotamus will do. Dave's DVD pick of the week: PARENTS www.amazon.com/Fear-Parents-Carpet-Double-Feature/dp/B000C65YRQ/?tag=alonsoduralde-20 Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LAST SUMM...
Nov 30, 2014•1 hr 1 min
Not a whole lot of new movies this week, so Dave and Alonso get caught up on listener mail and promote our many wonderful products including Alonso's book HAVE YOURSELF A MOVIE LITTLE CHRISTMAS ($20), our T-shirts ($20) and our extra episodes ($1.99), including the freshly-recorded one about the 1959 SANTA CLAUS. Just PayPal us at linoleumpodcast [at] gmail [dot] com. And while you're at it, like our Facebook page, leave us a nice review on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe to our YouTu...
Nov 24, 2014•1 hr
