China, chickens and Godzilla are just some of the pressing issues that Dave and Alonso face this week. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a rave review at iTunes, stream us at Stitcher Radio, smile for a while and let's be jolly.
Dave and Alonso tell you which new movie is like the maze on the back of a Howard Johnson's placemat and other important stuff that has nothing whatsoever to do with the Academy Awards. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in at GetGlue.com, stream at Stitcher Radio, like us, hate us, but you'll never change us.
Dave and Alonso explain why some movies are like swallowing a penny and why all movies would be improved by the presence of Margo Martindale, preferably holding a live peacock. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a review at iTunes, check in on GetGlue, tell me you're tryin' to cure a seven-year ache.
Robert Abele of the Los Angeles Times joins Dave and Alonso this week, and of course the heterosexual guest is the only one of us who saw the gay movie. We also discuss why Melissa McCarthy is the new Oliver Hardy and the outsider art of Y.K. Kim. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us on Stitcher Radio, fare thee well my Texas moon.
While Gary builds their new kitchen table in the background, Dave and Alonso fall in love with zombies all over again and wonder when Sylvester Stallone became such a pill. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast (and @aduralde and @dlelandwhite), review us on iTunes, people who need people are the luckiest people in the world.
Dave and Alonso defend some of Jennifer Lopez's film work and imagine a conversation with Halle Berry's wig. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in on GetGlue.com, stream us on Stitcher Radio, do your little turn on the catwalk.
Dave and Alonso recall 2012's rock bottom, while also suggesting movies so awful that you really must see them. (The Ghost Rider-Madea crossover, alas, exists only in our wishes.) Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in on GetGlue, stream on Stitcher Radio, brother and sister, together, will make it through.
EPISODE 100, Y'ALL. And they said it wouldn't last. Dave and Alonso deglaze the pan of 2012 with the year's final new releases and their choices of the best movies of the year. Turin horses and plague-surviving will be mentioned. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in on GetGlue.com, thank you for all the joy and pain.
Dave has his buttons pushed by Barbra Streisand. Alonso does his Werner Herzog impersonation. It's that kind of episode. (Number 99, to be exact.) Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us on Stitcher Radio, have the most, the merriest.
Dave and Alonso are getting over being sick, but there's just so much to share about the creepy new 48 frames-per-second technology and the belt-cracking joys of "This Christmas." Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us at Stitcher Radio, hang your stockings and say your prayers 'cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
Wash your hands after listening, because Dave and Alonso are both fighting off colds. But they rallied enough to discuss the truth about "Jingle Bells," a double-shot of C.Z. Jones, and much more. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in at GetGlue, pass around the coffee and the pumpkin pie.
If you thought Dave and Alonso were done talking about Christmas movies, well no. Director Jim Fall ("Trick") drops by to talk about his latest Lifetime joint "Holly's Holiday" and to share the show's first-ever live and in-person Top Ten list. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us on Stitcher Radio, let man his songs employ.
Dave and Alonso are on their A-game, what with the very fancy (and hilarious) Manohla Dargis, film critic for The New York Times, dropping by to talk about holiday movies. (And did we mention that Alonso is the author of HAVE YOURSELF A MOVIE LITTLE CHRISTMAS? http://amzn.to/b444F8 ) Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, just hear those sleigh bells ring-a-ling, jing-ting-ting-a-ling too.
Dave and Alonso look back on the insane fan response to one of this generation's most popular franchises and parse the difference between the Tolstoy heroine and the Godard star. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in at GetGlue.com, you need another lover like you need a hole in your head.
Dave and Alonso discuss wine tastings, crazy secessionists and the golden age of sleazy PG movies, along with the week's new movies. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review!) at iTunes, don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me.
Dave can't stop himself from giggling over a particular actress' last name, while Alonso is very disappointed in a certain musician-turned-director. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, write us at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, why waste your time, you know you're gonna be mine.
Dave recalls the Halloween he dressed as a popular cereal mascot while Alonso wants October 31 to be over so Christmas can begin in earnest. Like us on Facebook, stream us on Stitcher Radio, subscribe for free at iTunes, bang on the drum all day.
Dave and Alonso go deep in attempting to figure out What's Eating Tyler Perry while also plumbing the Haunted-McMansion subtext of the Paranormal Activity movies. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us at Stitcher Radio, please don't talk about me when I'm gone.
After a week off Dave and Alonso have lots of ground to cover, including Objectivism on a budget and thoughts on Ben Affleck's future as a filmmaker. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream on Stitcher Radio, drop us a line at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, pass the peas.
Dave and Alonso get into a bit of a rhubarb about the latest from Rian Johnson, but they are in agreement about teachers' unions and Cinerama and THE WIZ. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in at GetGlue.com, climb ev'ry mountain.
Dave and Alonso discuss white ninjas, tea additives and low-budget superheroes, as well as six new movies. Also, they impersonate Dream Academy and This Mortal Coil. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe and (rave) review at iTunes. clap-a yo' hands, slap-a yo' thighs, hallelujah, hallelujah.
Dave and Alonso are joined by special guest Marc Edward Huyck (@the_hoyk) to discuss a bunch of movies, most of which are in limited release, some of them so limited that we didn't feel like driving 100 miles to see them. (We're looking at you, latest Nicolas Cage vehicle.) Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, review us at iTunes, walk it like you talk it or you'll lose that beat.
On the slowest box office weekend of the year, Dave and Alonso discuss celebrity divorce, the thrill of other people's arguments in public, and a bunch of listener Top 10 lists. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe at iTunes, check in on GetGlue.com, stream at Stitcher Radio, put your left foot in and shake it all about.
Dave and Alonso talk about the passing of Dave's mom, rant and rave about moviegoing experiences and do their best to make heads or tails of that "Oogieloves" movies. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @linoleumcast, review us on iTunes, yo DJ pump this party.
Anti-bullying deodorant, metaphorical automobiles, the truth about gospel choirs, and more! Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, subscribe at iTunes, stream us on Stitcher, take the elevator to the mezzanine.
Dave and Alonso cover the week's two big movies, yes, but they also remember several folks who passed on this week. Our hosts also make a concerted effort to dig through the backlog of mail from listeners. Add to that backlog at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, like us on Facebook, follow @linoleumcast on Twitter, check in at GetGlue, stand up for your love rights.
Guest co-host Alynda Wheat of PEOPLE magazine thinks Dave bailed this week because most of the movies were so awful. Alonso keeps pouring the mimosas so she'll stay. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, like us on Facebook, check in on GetGlue.com, stream us on Stitcher, don't stop believin'.
Dave takes a trip to the ER, Alonso battles a summer cold, and they still manage to record their longest episode to date. Follow them @linoleumcast and check in on GetGlue.com and like it on Facebook and smile though your heart is aching.
Dave and Alonso discuss the big summer movie that everyone is seeing and talking about. Plus a few others. Follow us @linoleumcast, like us on Facebook, check in on GetGlue.com, be yourself tonight.
Dave interrupts the show to call his mom, Alonso takes time out of Outfest to respond to some questionable internet reportage, and they both think a new movie is so terrible that you should probably see it right away. Follow us @linoleumcast, write us at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, like us on Facebook, subscribe at iTunes, and such as.
