Megan Fox and Megan Kelly would be such a power and they actually would. Like Megan Fox is someone who seems like, despite how progressive she is, would date a Republican, you know, totally, like she would go full trad wife. But she is so talented. And that evil director from Transformers, Michael Bay literally blacklisted her from Hollywood like that bit on him, like in My Big Factory Winning Oh my god, Oh no. They do it for luck, but it's also
a bad thing. I don't know. When I spit on someone, it's always for a good reason and because they've asked. Usually I don't like to get spat eyes. I don't like my mouth to get spit in, but me either, and I like to get to spit on. I don't like spit in my mouth. People like spit in your throth. I think when it works like and usually like when I don't see it coming. If I'm really in the moment, it can be really hot. But if it's not. But I love spinning on people. We should do it. Disobedience
episode for Hankkah So I've never seen it. Actually, can I tell you, okay, I'm lying? You know what I did. I skimmed through it on a plane. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't know what kind of state I was in, or like why I had so little time to watch it. I know it's but I'm gonna I'll watch it. I'll be the Virgin. And that's for eight Crazy Nights of Hanukkah. I love that. That is our our kind of Jewish holiday film. There's not even that many Jewish movies. No,
they're like three. Like it's like, I've never seen Crazy Nights. I've never I've never seen Yentil either. Will you induct us? So we should? Phoebe? You should be a guest, Maybe we should maybe we should do a whole Barbara. But listen, we love Mrs Doubtfire like we will probably love It's like, what's my favorite movie? So good? Best? What ever? I would go so far as to say, I'm really stoned, and I'm stoned, and I have to recount the plot of hocus Pocus one do you need? Otherwise known before
today just as hocus Pocus? But now there are two? Now there are too. And I honestly never thought this would happen. I thought it would be something that people would just talk about. Doing like, oh, the sequel is happening, The sequel is happening, or it would be a reunion special, yeah, and they'd get together and maybe like do a musical number. Yeah, yeah,
friends or the Harry Potter reunion. Yeah, the Harry Potter Reunion was weird really just because of J. K. Rowling or like no, which it was just weird, yeah, weird energy, Yeah, but also because of J. K. Rowling. Who of the three kind of like stars of that the Harry Potter franchise, would you like fun Mary kill Harry, Ron Harmony, Rupert, Emma and Dan Well. I don't know if I'm talking about the characters are like the actors as the characters, Okay,
the characters? Yeah? Yeah, um fuck Mary kill mm hmm Mary Harmony fuck, Ron kill Harry. That is so the Mirriad period. So this is up to a great start. I have totally derailed you from telling us the plot of the first took. I would not call it a derailment. I would know that direction, the direction to beautiful tangent. So, virgins, we're coming to you from our first live watch ever. This is you're listening to history being made, History being made in my living room. Um. This is also the
first episode of our Halloween spook Tacular. Yes, um, let the games commence. Um, we punting begin if we haven't already find a boo oh, I like what you did there. So we're going to watch hocus Pocus to, the sequel to the iconic Disney movie hocus Pocus, which was I don't know if you know this released in the summer and not Halloween. Oh I did not know that. I just remember the commercials being on at like all the
fucking time when that movie came out. Like well, it's also aired twenty times a day on free Form every October for the past fifteen years. Um, which is why I think we got this sequel, hocus Pocus to starring Bette Midler Sarah not Michelle Geller. I almost said Michelle Gellar Sarah Jessica Parker, but Michelle Geller would eat and Kathy n Jeemie of uh, um, what she think what's it called? What's it called? Sister trapped fame and also of and also of this fame of pocus Pocus fame.
Kathiny Jimmie is underutilized, like she needs to be in more things. I think she's about exactly as utilized. I don't know we need her more. She was on Younger. Oh why I as younger is amazing, It's not we're a younger Okay, she's amazing on Veep. She's so good and that is like something she needs to be more things like that. She plays like one of the press
guys like wives. It's amazing. Anyways, anyway, recapping Focus Pocus is a film about three witches, the Sanderson Sisters, who like to suck the youth out of children and as which as I want to do and die in Salem because anything which that happens has to happen in Salem. I'm glad you actually recapt I really did not remember
what happened. But then they are brought to life by a virgin lighting the Black Flame candle, and their mission is to brew this potion and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise so that they can live forever. Um there plans are thwarted by a trio of um plucky little kids, one of whom is played by Thora Birch, and a talking cat who is
um Thackery Banks, who's like a pilgrim. There's always a talking cat, the good does triumph over evil unfortunately, the Witch is doing amazing musical number, and Thackery Banks goes to heaven at the end of the film. Yeah, and honestly, I feel like the virtuosity of these three witches is what carries the film because it is, at the end of the day, like a children's film, right, because three of them are so And it was a huge flop
um when it came out. I didn't know that, but because of VHS rentals and it being played on TV every year, it has become a cult class it was always a classic to me. I also feel like it's like our generation is like kind of to a cringe level obsessed. Well, it's BuzzFeed core like focus Friends, like the office culture. It's it's um, it's they see it's words with friends coded not I mean, oh my god. Okay, Yeah, that's a really good way of putting it. And I
think that's culturally kind of how Yeah. Um, so we are at Frands. Producer Phoebe's here and we have the movie queued up to zero zero zero. It's actually not I have to I have to do it again. I'm sorry, And so I'm going to count down. I'm going to say three to one start, and on start is when we and all of you are going to press play. So you just, you know, listen, listen to our voices, turn it up over, louder speak, make us speak louder and Bette Midler, yeah that her speaker makes us like
in the room with you as you are. Because the way you should think of this is we're doing DVD commentary for, as you pointed out earlier, a movie we have no involvement. Yes, yes, we were not a producers on this, though they should have hired us. Honestly, we are experts, for sure. We are. I'm definitely an expert on Witches, and I'm an expert on you know, Sarah Jessica Parker. No, not really. Okay, have you ever seen Miami Repsody? No? I haven't either, The First Wives Club? Okay,
So we're going to count down. I don't know what to expect. I hope this movie is good or I hope it's so bad it has to be one of the two. I think it's going to be the Latter Girl Again. I'm going to say three to one. No, no, no, I think it should be on one. No, it has to be on. You think it should be on to I think it should be on. No, I think you think it's one. I think it should be three. You know what, it's gotta be go. We're not leaving, have
to start over. We have been waiting twenty years for this. It's time, I Sistars, it's more than twenty years. I think, did you say it came out at three? So twenty one years, twenty one years. This hocus pocus is old enough to drink legally. No, I'm so old. Oh my god, it's twenty nine years. I'm old. Old in your battom mouth. Both things that we knew to be true? All right, Um, okay, so how are we going to do this? We're gonna do three to one. But that wasn't that wasn't it?
So go back to zero? Okay, okay, get ready, Sistars, Cistars three two one go. We nailed that tour. Here's the castle scenario. I wonder if it's gonna be spooky. You know how sometimes they customize it a little bit, They make it a little they give it a little spice, like there should be a cauld written in that little It looks like it looks like hogwarts. It's giving witches. Oh and it's it's sinister. I just kind of a shiver, just ran down my spine. And oh that's a bird.
It's a big bird. Birds are gross. I actually agree like pet birds. Why I don't think this bird is a pet. I think it's something spooky. Okay, so you think it's like a familiar houses looking pretty old timey Salem sixty three. I'm so glad you're reading it. You know I'm setting the time in place. Honey, of course. Uh, this is going to be one of the young witches same. This is so okay, honest, Oh my, she has always been that bitch that was kind of a jump scare
baby bat. She's giving you thanks. This is the worst day of my life. On your birthday every day. Mm hmmm. This little blonde girl, she's doing a lot. But look, oh my god, I feel like I'm watching like a child's play. These actresses are giving Disney. She's getting married. I'm gonna start dropping the into a conversation. Didst thou snap? I do that sometimes when I don't want to clean a dish, you just break it and throw it out. I've done that recently. Mm hm oh, the teeth are teething.
She those are some spirit Halloween teeth. Are they gonna eat the spider? Wait? Is that supposed to be Kathy and Sarah? Okay, it's the three of them. Mhm slay, the jig is up. M m okay, he's trying to give timpothy. Oh that's um what's his face? Oh he's gay. Yeah, that's Tony Hill from VP. Oh my god, my queen Billy. Who's that the zombie from the first movie? I don't remember scandalous hym yeah or deep so much so? Are they witches yet? There? Are they just weird? I think
they're witches. He's serving ah, oh my god, Oh my god. Work. Yes, this is quite an excitable little town. There's a lot of They don't have much of the background. Look at the churn butter. The background actors are really giving. Look at them. What don't you be if you were a focus focused too, I would you be eating every frame? Twerking in the bag. Yeah, I'm going to get The girls are running. The girls are pressed, So they're witches.
Maybe they haven't realized their full potential. No, it's a sequel. No, it's a prequel. It's a sequel. This is this Yeah, yeah, I don't like you. M m hmm. I've done this on Academy in before. This is us on Fire Island. They are acting, They're like, I'm booking a Marvel show after this. It's the song. M hm m uh. That was fierce. Wait who is that actress? Um, that's the British actress who's in. Oh she's in on the Ta Lasso, which I've never watched never. Well, she's amazing mm hmmm.
Me when I'm lying. She is eating m hm m hm. It's a safe space. She is giving merrily An into the Woods a run for her money. I don't know about this concept book. Yeah, it's not it's not really a little ostritch feathers. Mhm. Oh that's gonna be turned into a gift and like so many lame people are going to use it. You will, No, I'm better than that. We'll see. I wonder if that's gonna come back at some point. Foreshadowing. Nothing gets past you rooms. How do
you know it's gender? Yeah, I feel the pronouns would be it. It didn't. Yeah, it is, it is hm m h It sounded like she said, can't can't imagine? Why imagine? Why can't I love her makeup? Not the lit again with assuming the books gender m hmm, period, his wigs not looking so great with that that big hat work, Diva. Disney needs to book Tony a lot more. He's really working for the Disney medium. So that's their
origin story. They like got a book and set something on fire and then they were like eating children there. That's kind of like a big leap to me, is this making Trainer? It sounds like it. Are you a true true trainer? You know, I am just kidding. I know, like four songs, that's a lot. I don't know that any of her song. I mean I do know the Christmas song you sent me now, Megan Trainer Christmas song. It's like something about comfy clothes or whatever. Oh yeah,
ye her stretchy pants, stretchy bad not. We should do an episode on Christmas music? Have we already? No? No, I would know. I remember every episode we've ever dined. Yeah, you really do steal trump, right, and you're great? Okay, Modern Times Halloween. Oh it's that girl from gossip Girl and oh yeah, that's that's the girl. Oh and she was a friend with glasses. Are they are they lesbians? You think you're feeling it? I'm catching a vibe. God,
they all look like Loreal models. No, not this compact us boyfriend of hers. Himo, what what are those posts pants? It just about to say it does look like some fear RUGI aspect it's Halloween. They're like in costumes. I can still see the pants. Yeah, they're they're like really not prominently. Oh I see a witch had foreshadowing because this is a movie about witches. A stone. She got that at Spellbound Sky people in l A. We'll get
that reference everywhere else. Just google it, go to their instagram. Actually it's like support them. We love swab on Sky. But a lot of crystals there. She wasn't invited. Devastating. M wow, so glad. Oh man, they're like too, they're like too cool to like dress up for like Halloween. M hm hmm. She's a witch going to be that? He seriously thinks she's a witch. A quiz on a holiday is such a dick move. As a teacher, I would give a quiz every day. M hm? Is she
naming milk alors alternatives? She also said Garbonzo is there garbanzo milk. H See, I'm not really a fan of say Tan, it's so bad temping. I'm I'm just not a fan of vegetarian replica Tory foods, you know what I mean? Love her ladybug Alphit servant count they're in love. Hm M Tony hell love his sweater. They really are spilling their tea to everyone about how they're witches. H. He's so funny. What Sandy is canny? Cult? And say that ten times? M M. I wish I could eat
a caramel apple, but I'm allergic to apples. These these little peanut butter cups there apple caramel, They're really good. Okay, thanks for rubbing it in. I can eat those. I just can't have an actual caramel apple. It's those are so satisfying to eat because the crunch and the sweet. Oh another vbactor. Maybe Julia will show up at some point. Oh my god, that iconic. It really would be. Do you think there will be any fun cameo? She would be great, But she did the Marvel camm already. Oh
my god, it's that that Gray Banks. No, he's in heaven. Uh uh. This is definitely the movie where I learned what a virgin was really Yeah, whoa, and now we have this fucking podcast. I have no idea when I learned who is this guy? Boom? M hm m what do you think the black flame candle smells like? Like? What's its boy smells? Um? I was going to send by smells moment or maybe like a diptyq, but what is the scent ums? Like lard and black licorice jasmine. No,
like the food deu bois or whenever it's called. Okay, I see what kind of girl you are. Oh, I don't think this is appropriate. That is a kind of questionable shape. M what does she know? She's giving suspicious? He was great, okay, soundstage. M Oh, they're going to start a forest fire. Actually, I guess it's the East coast. There's humidity. All their clothing is from coals. Diviny Coles cash, I was no, not anymore. I was gonna say it's giving a little a sous, but actually Coles does feel
more accurate. Is that shell silverstein? They're going to look and m they really did that. Those leaves look dry as hell. Okay, Gretta, it's a trick candle. I hate those Those are the worst at birthdays. Oh my god, oh Dune Dune, Donna done, Dune Dune. The song is so imaginative. It was just sex. Imagine the Sex of the City theme song started. I can hear it. Samantha comes out and just like that, they should have cast
him control and the witch at the beginning. Kim Control is gonna be the cameo she wouldn't do and just like that, but she'll do Hocus focus too, But she never filmed any since Sarah Jessica Parker, Oh no, uh, oh my god, it's giving Breaking Dawn Part two. How much was this candle? This candle like they got it for free? Right it was a gift gift with purchase hey yah yeahm m hm m work. That was such
a good entrance. Wow, fuck it up. She lived, she served, she died, she came back to life, She died again, She came back to life again. Music number right away. Oh my god, I have goose bumps. Rose and I are swinging right now. Fully is this an original song? I think so? Or Oh my god, Sarah watching her do this after and just like that, it's crazy insane. The song isn't her versatility actually? H m hm who are they performing to. I'm not gonna lie s jump scare.
That's what I was referencing earlier. I get it, I get it. What if it's revealed to them in the movie that the book is trans and now you says she her pronounce well J. K. Rowling would not like that in this movie, not her witch World as HP is wig is good. Who's as JP? It's just the brow is better. H m hm. Oh my god, They're gonna become makeup influencers. Not time Hack. She's so good, it's really good. She's so funny, like you forget that. She's like a great physical comedian. And the three of
them have an incredible chemistry. Do you think they've hooked up? Maybe Bet and Cathy. I'm looking that up on a oh three when we're finished. These bitches fall for the same tricks every time they do Walgreens. Wow, she says, sickening they're supporting Big Farma. I'm well, I'm sure Walgreens like is owned by Disney or owns Disney. M h m hm. Smart. That was a far joke. We were like, yeah, me going into a convenience store stone fully hyah huh. Oh, she's showing a lot of leg Oh that is a slit.
Did you see the doctor teals call the teleport? H m hm m. It would be cool if this movie took a hard turn and they fully cannibalized the children, or if they just started doing a beauty tutorial, not eating. Oh my god, wait Kathy just did that. No, don't do the retinal ciss it's an overrated not everyone needs retinal as Rose has told me. H, how have I told you that? Yeah? You have? Uh? Oh cute? Oh my god, that's they're gonna think it's like their soul.
Oh my god. The face filters if that happened in the first movie too, so like, wouldn't they know? But that's a thing. I love that in this movie. They're gay icons. Hm. They know what mirrors are? Right? Oh my god? Whoa m that's cool. Oh wow, she really hit her that she liked it. That was horny, not the swift for wet jet. Those things that people paid for this movie. The swifterer. Wetjets do not work as well.
I have one. It's fine, it doesn't work in that I don't use She on a hoverboard, she's on room bus. I think that's really fun. M hm. But like the Walgreens would sell brooms if they sold swift for wet jats, so they would just have a regular as room. H m hm m hm M. So Sam Richardson is also a witch. He's helping them. Yeah, he's evil. You think you're calling it? Yeah, maybe he did the handle. Oh he's obsessed. Oh I just got that joke. I really
want to know what was improvised. They're really going for it. Oh nice, I knew it. I knew it. These graphics h gag nepotism. How much hair sprayed does she use a day? M hmmm. The book is going to get redeemed. I'm calling it now. M billy h Which is better? Is s jps? And her whole thing is that she's kind of horny? Yeah's a I don't remember that. These chocolates are really good whole foods. Sorry to support Jeff Bezos. M hm m huh. He really collected all the paraphernalia.
He's like a non player character in a video game. Mhm m what's her costume? She works a footlocker. She's a zombie footlocker employee. Mm hmm. What are you going to be for Halloween this year. I don't know what are you going to be? I think I'm going to be a different share. We'll see, Okay, her mind pot pourri. That was such a nineties thing my mom always had to dish upo bury out on the table. Smells nasty from pure one import. Oh my god, I forgot the
pure one imports existed. I didn't. That's a sacred space. I used to beg my mom toy. I had such a crush on him. No you didn't. Does he have like thet I want his cock? Oh? Just him as is? Yeah, it's a zombie wow. M m m m. I don't really remember this character. I feel like the one time I watched and I was high dogging up me grave me mere, trying to do a math ye liar mm hm m. But he like fucked Sarah down for sure? For sure? Is this the same actors the Aiden of
Hocus Focus not the Aiden. You think of all the sex and the City characters, that Aiden, what is the one that laid down the pipe? Yeah? You think? I think Carrie and Mr Bike had better sexual chemistry because they just had that thing. But I think Aiden laid it down down. And also I think he was into some kinky ship. Yeah. Probably, he's probably really fucked up. He smacked her around a little bit and she loved it. Have you ever bopped for apples? No, that sounds horrible.
Yea hm m m m h. Are they talking to her eating the popcorn off the ground like me? Just now? H she's a witch, but the other one isn't. I don't know, Oh, because I think he's um. They're they're friends dad. I think he's the dad of the girl that she has a crush on who doesn't want to be friends with them. Maybe they worked on his campaign. Maybe they're super turns, they're super involved in local politics. Oh,
she just spilled her tea. I want to like put Halloween stuff up in my apartment, but like, I'm about to leave, so there's no point. I did have a pumpkin though at pure one importance. No, I wish does that still exist? I have no idea. I will go to the one immediately, not the beat of sweat. The library is closed officially. M m hm m musical number, yes, yes, girl, not fellas. What do you think they're going to six
their drag queens? Oh my god, what do you think they're gonna saying, um super bass by nike a Minaj. Is that ginger? No, m That's all they had to do was just that was the whole contest, was just looking at them for a couple of seconds. They should kill them. Oh my god, that's corn Bread and Camorra Hall. What corn bread and comor Hall the drag queens in the back? Sorry? Oh cool and good for them. Get get that check girl, get their back. M hm. Oh my god. Okay, K kind observe h m hm hm.
Do you think this is on Spotify already? Absolutely? The honey, we need the honey? De Jon remings. This is giving Glee cast version. It is giving exactly that. Why does he have a trolley? M hm mh. This is giving flash Mob. They should have picked something with a higher bpm. They play Sophie. They should have should have done the you know, the thunder Post remix. Oh gays, this is a very gay movie. Boom, Oh my god, m hm m h. He's the mare. Can you just caught the lion?
That would be corrupt. She's showing a lot of leg Sarah Jessica is like pussy out on that room. I'm not swe what she was probably contractually obligated. She was like, I need to show leg in this movie. M you were right though, Why do they care about his dad? Her dad so much? Oh no, okay, I hope they kill him. Did anyone die in the last movie? Just them? Owen thought Gray Banks his little sister. Oh my god, for brutal m hm hm. She is the Charlie Chaplain
of our time. She's so good. Not the Alexa joke. Do you think it's Alexa or Google Home? Oh? It is an Alexa. I just want I was curious as to what corporation this one was supporting. Okay, he's like, I love the slash mom it's doing like ABC Live Musical, Yeah, Oprah Special, m APC. Like Vanessa Hudgens is gonna come out at any time. Vanessa Dgents should be in this movie. She is so she's she's available. Oh yeah, she's very bookable. Maybe they'll get together. That's just gonna be the fan
picky right after this, after I already started. You've got your laptop out right now. I hope our podcast got so famous that people write fan fiction, well, like sexual fan fiction. A virgin would do it and I would not dad. It would be terrifying if you're out there listening and you want to write, please do Oh my god that I consent right now, and yeah send the look if we will perform it on on an episode. I don't know if I can signed. Well, Phoebe will
will play you right? Okay, got it? Mm hm mm hmm. Serving the light maybe they can. My shoes are serving those are gonna be Simone row Shaw Spring. Well, she just showed spring. I didn't see it. What if she was wearing tabbies I serve mm hmm. They're like pretty dumb. I think SGP is supposed to be the dumb one. She's done. They're all kind of dumb. They keep falling these kids tricks, that's true. Yeah, and they're supposed to be old at switches. But is the dumb She's dumb
and horny. I love that those are her two characters. Bimbo representative representation. Is he gonna come out? Do you think he can take his cock off? Absolutely? Just clicks it off. M. Well you are which is and you are weird? M. Sometimes it's just true. Yeah. Sometimes it's just spilling the tea, honey, filling the what's a little shade. I have to say, I don't care about the kids interpersonal drama. Fuck them kids. I have to say, I like, I need this movie to start round shot. We just
need them back on screen. Yeah, anytime the witches aren't there, it doesn't matter good hm m hm oh no, oh no, he's gonna sunk up this all. He's gonna suck them mm hmmm not that. Do you think we only have one more song or like two? I would say one and maybe a reprise, yeah, or maybe one that is just a reprise from the original. Maybe yeah, mm hmm. I love corned Beef m Gothic Golden Girls. That should have been our podcast name still could be a caramel
covered mants the ball. Love that and I could actually eat it because I'm not allergic. And seasonal it's just Rushashaana. Let's not exist. You could invent that. I'm sure Disney has already trademarked it. They're gonna be saved from You're gonna are gonna clean up the salt. They're gonna suck it up. Wow, capitalism once again allied to evil. It's actually very clever. The screenwriters. They snapped, Ah, that's not
how roombas work, though they're very fickle. The Sanderson's sisters are now canonically women in stem Oh oh oh, she enters the Marvel Cinematic universe. It's Disney. I know, that's what I'm saying. She would be great the gossip Girl girl. Actually, no, she wouldn't. Mean she probably did this movie so she can get a Marvel role eventually. Yeah, probably, which for so good pipeline Young Avengers, Billy. I wonder if they make zombie dildos, make zombie Dodo look dead like a
corpse dick. Yeah, incredibly likely, because like I would buy one for your necromancy fetish. Oh my god, we found we found this is directly the Crafty Heatonist is the name of the shop. So if anyone wants to buy a zombie dildo, zombie four thousand, four hundred sales. Oh my god, we missed the entire a lot of them. Moving on important huh m hmm. Yeah, this is an epigenetic trauma. Yeah, it's about trauma trial. That's Jamie Lee
Curtis famously said, yeah, m hm m hm. They should have turned him into something fun, yeah, like what like, um, I don't know a deer a deer. Mm hmm. That's so funny. Mhm hm m. It's not just is a huge crystal. Yeah, another spell bound sky moment. It's like the crystal that Carcel has. Oh my god, that crystal is so disgusting and it's worth like nine thousand dollars. Yeah, m m h huh. They're throwing acorns at them. Oh
my god, that's so annoying. They have magical powers. M m. I'm realizing SJP has played a bimbo in um First Wife Club with Bed Midler. She this is she loves playing the bimbo. I'm so appreciative of that. Sisters are doing it for themselves. Good for you, sh She is leaning in. She has girl bossing. Oh m hm, yeah, she's talking in the book Rose called it. That would be devastating. Can you imagine your favorite book choosing someone
else instead of you. I would be pretty surprised that my book was sent sent Bett Miller is acting her ass off m hm m h m hm m her sisters, h m hm. I love Cathy's little finger guns. Yeah, the finger guns kind of a lost art. I'm gonna start doing that to people more like m hm m hm. Sisterhooding. Whoa this movie is about n't by rena much chosen Jos and family. Oh they're in the exact formation they were the last time they died. I wonder what's going
to happen? M hm another musical number please, m hm. Oh my god, m brilliant. There's still time for Chadas to enter this the funk up? No, m hm. H oh, that's a This is a beautiful message about Joes, Chose and the actual family. Their sisters, well, you don't know, they're biological sisters. M they're like sisters twiddling the dolls, the dolls, the diva dolls. M oh, alright, okay, but now she's all powerful, so just killed them all. He's like, you can join them. H I hope the book cries.
I'm entranced she's acting, not this redemption arc. Mhmm. So they're all mitches. I guess. Oh that's beautiful, is it? I'm touched. I'm my heart is warmed, mine is cold. I knew it. I knew the book was gonna cry. You really know this book formulaic movie. It's not hard to figure it out. M m. Are they going to forgive him? Yes? He was cursed. It wasn't his fault he was. I have no idea. I just repeated what Phoebe said. No, but I thought at the beginning he
was just like liked the Sanderson sisters. He was a fan. Oh oh, I thought he just saw them. Oh whatever, yeah they should kiss. Huh oh no, Billy, h m hm that you were gay? What do you think it's gay about him? Like the scarf? I think what's gay about him is he likes sucking chicken balls. You can just tell yeah, like that when he was wander around their woods with no head on. It's like slick got up stock at a hole. Shut up. H m hm m h. It pronounced eighty girl. Also, what time is
it like ten pm? I have been like three hours. We need a final number, I swear to god. M hm hm. Another which is, oh, what was the tea with the with the bird? It like helped them become witches. Do you think there's gonna be a post credit scene? I don't think so. Okay, Well, let's I mean we can get No, don't don't stop it. Let's like, oh work okay, okay. Be fully was like I'll only do a third number if it's in a recording booth s JP. They really turned out. Yeah, this is not one of
the better June songs. They did not get lin Manuel for this lin Manuel, Yeah, I don't know. Again, it's giving clee cast version. Yeah, like barely voices like percent auto tune. I love them. I don't care. I love them too. Lunch is so funny. Well that was a movie. Is that your day? Um? Okay, so skip credits. Does that mean there's a post credit scene? Maybe? Plus press skip credits and see what happens. There is a post
there is a post credit scene. Okay, So if you've been watching this, also skip skip to the post credit scene. We're starting it now. There's a black cat. But there's no way there's going to be another sequel. What is this setting up? Uh? No fucking way. Well, I don't think there's gonna be a third one. Oh no way.
And let me tell you, Bette Midler is actually really different called to book like she is like, I feel like I've heard this and I that's the thing about all of this that will make the three Quelt not hot. I think so because I think as TP and Kathen and Jimi are like probably a lot more book. You know what I mean. But that is amazing. She was great. Okay, what did you think? That's what I thought. I felt like that was the three of them, like we're so
um compelling. Yeah, I didn't care about any time they weren't on a screen. I felt like the climax was kind of I didn't have as much of a climax I felt. But other than that, I honestly thought it was great. It was fine. It was definitely giving d calm Disney Channel original movie for anyone who does, which is what I wanted. Yeah. No, I like that the original was was darker. Oh yeah, that's true, very light.
I didn't even think about that. You know that the witches were amazing, but I did not care about anything else that happened at all. And the musical number it wasn't great. I liked it. I I it wasn't as memorable as you know the one. But this, this in no way will be as iconic as the first one. No, it could never be. There's no sequel that could that could talk. But it's not even like Mama Mia, here we go again levels of like at least being a
glorious mess of this exists. Yeah, no, I agree with that. I mean, I haven't seen all of Mama Mia. Here we go again because I have my repeated attack girl. This is another movie that I skimmed on an airplane. I went into the share part. I literally skipped over. But I don't even care about you watching Momma too. You just need to watch Mama Mia right after I watch Disobedience. Um. Um, Sarah, Jessico Barker amazing, Cathine and
Jimmie amazing. Um. Glad to see Tony Hale getting booked. Yeah, I mean and with Sam Richards and it was like I thought it was interesting that they tried to inject like kind of mumble cord humor and to it like the like the VP actors. But I feel like, yeah, I will be looking up Billy and that guy fan fiction after this, or writing well if none exists. Um. The young Sanderson sisters were great. I already forgot about something for the one who played Sarah. She was boring. Well,
they couldn't. She she's a child. She can't be a bimbo, so she could only be dumb. But she was just like doing a lot. Um. This movie was so there's a show that they do at Disney during Halloween, which is like like the Sanderson Sisters Live was Pocus live, but not at them. This was no, not with them. This was giving that it was giving. I had fun, but like, will I ever watch this again? No, but I will continue to watch Hocus Pocus every year Halloween.
I appreciated seeing them on screen again. I thought like watching them interact was endlessly entertain and I'm glad that they went for it. And it never felt like they were like I guess I'm doing this. There was no like eye rolling. They were committed to the bit and they did it. And you know, I know they made a lot of money. They have to be contracted for
a third movie. Why they really teased a third movie, but also they teased a sequel in the first movie and it took well, I mean it happened, but it took twenty nine years because Bette Midler is hard to book. I don't want a third movie, but this was fun. Um, thank you all for listening to our first ever live way the DVD commentary. Baby Yes, um let us know if you want us to do this again. Um, slide into our d M s at like a virgin four nine. Thank you so much Producer Phoebe for being here with
us and experiencing this. Um we're more popcorn honestly, and UM, Happy Halloween, everybody. See you on Thursday, See you later,