I know that this is a show about wealthy women in their fifties. I can only take Rose so many plot lines that revolve around real estate.
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What is your childnge trauma?
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What's going down?
Before round? Welcome to Like a Virgin, the Patreon exclusive podcast where we talk about it and just like that, almost against our own will, I'm Rose Damu and.
I'm fran Torado swallowing down a burb just as you brought me into the conversation.
And Phoebe is also here, but has not watched this week's episode, so she has muted herself. She may chime in.
I mean, I think she should still chime in's you don't really have to watch the show in order to participate in the conversation, which is a horrible thing to say, but for this one, we can say it.
I honestly don't know if I liked this episode or I hated this episode. I think it just kind of exists, and I don't really have I don't feel positively or negatively about it. But that also could because I'm in the grips of a major depressive episode, so who knows, But I think that's kind of I think that's kind of how like and just like that is maybe best experience.
Yeah, in a kind of in a fugue state, in a in a kind of numb fugue state, for sure. Yeah, I mean I definitely experienced this episode in something of a kind of catatonic state. I even re watched half of it because I was just like interested in following
up on some of these plotlines. But the first among them we have to talk about that you've already touched on is Anthony and him, you know, going through the motions of what is an extremely popular gay male phenomenon, which is procrasting it, which is procrastinating on a hookup
because you're scared of a giant horse cock. And I feel like if I were him, I'd be like I'd be I don't know where you think you're putting that thing, but like I'm gonna wait till the last possible moment for you to come at me with that, because huge horse cocks are not fun to fuck. Sorry, I've never in my I've never in my life like fucked someone with a huge or No, that's not true, Okay, I have had great sex with someone who had a horse cock,
but he was a professional. The other horse talks out there. I'm sorry, you do know how to use it, and you're no, I would.
I would so much rather a hook up with someone who had a small dick than a gigantic one.
Not a small dick, but like a boyfriend dick, you know what I mean. Like, No, I think a small dick a girlfriend dick, honestly girlfriend dick. I like if someone like the amount of grinder messages I receive on a daily basis that are just people showing me they're huge cocks you expect expecting me to like fall over onto them, and like they just don't get it.
Like that's not appealing to me. And I understand there are size queens out there looking for their very own Jiuseppe, but I'm not one of them. I don't. I like, absolutely don't care about big dicks. You feel like they're pretty, Yeah, they're pretty. I guess they're really pretty.
I mean they're lovely to they're lovely to like bat around like a little cat, toying.
And be like I do like the only person who I think has a good philosophy about big dix is friend of ours and friend of the podcast, Remy Durand, who has said why would he suck a dick smaller than his own? And you know what, I love that for him.
I love that for him as well. Hmm, measuring against my own. No, let me knock get into that. I feel like I feel like the Anthony thing. It's just like I don't under don't I don't really believe the circumstances we're in. He's just like, no, this doesn't make sense. No, no, no, I'll never have sex with you.
Like you have to believe it because that's what's happening on the show. Like I know that you don't think it's real.
Potional, like is it a generational thing? Like I just don't get it.
I think he just understands that Giuseeppe is much hotter than him and is like, this can't be real. And I you know, by the end of the episode, he has accepted it and they are about to, I don't know, jerk each other off in Anthony's like god daughter's childhood bedroom. Yeah, which is very inappropriate, but I'm sure Charlotte and Harry don't give a fuck.
No, they don't care. Let's get into Chay's love interest here.
Yeah, so Chay has their horrible solo side plot in which they are a receptionist of an animal rescue shelter and some fucking non binary battye. He walks in with a box full of baby kittens and is like, oh, you look like has anyone ever told you you look like Ja Diaz? And that's when I started fully dissociating.
Oh my god.
Phoebe, who hasn't watched the episode, is like losing from.
This spotlighte and Cha basically on the spot says, oh, yeah, totally. I have shows coming up, I got gigs to do, and they don't, and so now they have to like figure out how to create work to impress the non binary body with the box of kittens.
Which it like is is a tails old as time tails old time like saying that you're actually have an artistic project in the works that you don't in order to impress someone with the shaved head.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, the times I've done that, baby.
I'm sure we're going to get a lot of really good humor out of that, because you know, Chay like is such a incisive comic voice.
Here's how I want the plot line to go. I want Chay to pursue this envy, this shaved head envy with the kittens, and they start to.
Never even got their pronouns.
You never even got their pronouns. They start to like, you know, like you know, flur and maybe they're going to go out and lo and behold this character is actually the one with the giant horse cock, and that becomes the I just need, I just need if you're going to introduce a giant horsecock into the cinematic universe of the show and not use it like where.
Not give it to a person?
Yeah, exactly, No, I just I like, I'm I'm craving silly. The show is not.
It's I'm silly too. I would love it if cha stepped out on their first date with this non binary potential horse horse cock Batty wearing a pair of Manolo Blanics stolen from Carry's apartment. Ye. How you subvert expectations, honey? If you want to hear all of our thoughts, but then just like that, go to patreon dot com, slash like a virgin and become a patron.
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