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Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Eliawww.watchlifeline.com
Hosted by brothers Chris & Matt D’Elia, Lifeline is an advice show for problems of all shapes and sizes— from the petty to the painful. Whether it be about sex, family, money, the meaning of life, or anything else you have questions about— Chris & Matt got you covered.
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Episodes

138. We Need A Beaver

Last chance! Live show Dec 5 in Oxnard! Tickets here! LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline TODAY we talk about what to do if you think you've piss...

Dec 01, 20241 hr 12 minEp. 138

137. And the Rest is Just Details

Live show Dec 5 in Oxnard! Tickets here! LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline TODAY we talk about avoiding restaurants with "bistro" or "grill" in...

Nov 24, 20241 hr 8 minEp. 137

136. The Clenchening

Live show Dec 5 in Oxnard! Tickets here! LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline TODAY we’re talking about bangs on women, long distance relationship...

Nov 17, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 136

135. Steampunk Assassin

Live show Dec 5 in Oxnard! Tickets here! LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline TODAY, we're talking about how to deal with a nosy/involved restaura...

Nov 10, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 135

134. Yeah-Bombing

Live show Dec 5 in Oxnard! Tickets here! LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline Kalshi: Bet on the election! Get a free $20 bonus with a $100+ depos...

Nov 03, 20241 hr 8 minEp. 134

133. Death Coach

Live show Dec 5 in Oxnard! Tickets here! LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline Kalshi: Bet on the election! Get a free $20 bonus with a $100+ depos...

Oct 27, 20241 hr 7 minEp. 133

132. Glancin' Jeff

Live show Dec 5 in Oxnard! Tickets here! LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline TODAY, we are asked the question, is the phrase "pepping Tom" too cu...

Oct 20, 20241 hr 8 minEp. 132

131. The Long Arm of Um

Live show Dec 5 in Oxnard! Tickets here! LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline TODAY, we're talking about a bunch of things, such as thinking you c...

Oct 13, 20241 hr 7 minEp. 131

130. Rudolph Hiller

Live show Dec 5 in Oxnard! Tickets here! LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline TODAY, we're asking ourselves if knowing what you want means you're ...

Oct 06, 20241 hr 7 minEp. 130

129. Our Long Lost Sister

Live show Dec 5 in Oxnard! Tickets here! LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline TODAY, there was a Postmates debacle thanks to Macho, but besides th...

Sep 29, 20241 hr 7 minEp. 129

128. Die Regular

Live show Dec 5 in Oxnard! Tickets here! LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline TODAY, we talk about unfollowing vs. muting on socials, frontin abou...

Sep 22, 20241 hr 4 minEp. 128

127. Ham On the Dadness

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline TODAY, we're discussing the balls on some people, pulling back from a friend who wants more than you do, if y...

Sep 15, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 127

126. Short & Wide

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline Today, we're talking about unwanted advances, sleep paralysis, dating people with names of people in your fam...

Sep 08, 20241 hr 6 minEp. 126

125. Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline Today, we're talking about pursuing multiple careers, whether to go for a girlfriend or dog first, estranged ...

Sep 01, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 125

124. Thanks, Dad

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we discuss voice note etiquette, some insane male vs. female shenanigans with an apartment elevator, people who say "not gonna lie" or "to be honest", and an adversarial workplace relationship. 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/...

Aug 25, 20241 hr 10 minEp. 124

123. Revenge of the Burrito

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, Chris ate 2 burritos before we started and he most certainly is not going to catch the upswing. We're talking unrequited friendship, the word "both", talking at the urinal, and the never-ending conundrum of women talking to men and not ...

Aug 18, 20241 hr 7 minEp. 123

122. Blank Capitol of the World

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we're talking about how often you need to wash your towels, fighting in your extracurricular sports league, avoiding parking lot solicitations, going to sports games alone, and if you can know you won't like something without trying it....

Aug 11, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 122

121. The Atheist Virgin

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we're discussing towel and blanket tags, fiend trip drama, neighborhood drama, breakup drama, living at home with your folks, newborn family drama, and career changes. 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Sp...

Aug 04, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 121

120. 2001: A Croissant Odyssey

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we're discussing best practices around toilet lids and also escalators, Rock-Paper-Scissors, thoughts around eating burritos in the shower, and an epiphany derived from licking some ice cream. 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3...

Jul 28, 20241 hr 7 minEp. 120

119. You Don't Own Life

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we're discussing the phrase "behave", technique for blowing your nose, toughing it out with pet adoption, the Nike panda Dunk, and dealing with people who 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti....

Jul 21, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 119

118. Body-Knowledge

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we are wondering if you'd let your partner brush your teeth for you, how to make group introductions, annoying turns of phrase, stranger danger incidents, and a question about changing your whole hair + facial hair thing up. Plus! We ha...

Jul 14, 20241 hr 11 minEp. 118

117. Let Me Do My Shtuff

Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we had to WD40 Chris's chair, we get a checkin from Matt's favorite guy, we're talking about when to stop enabling your friend's bad habits, having repeated infidelity dreams, some movie talk, and dealing with...

Jul 07, 20241 hr 8 minEp. 117

116. Soldier For The Truth

Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, someone sends in a new jingle for the show (it's bad!), what happens with evolving friend values, we talk about chain pizza, someone actually sends in a video asking how they can get on Beat Shazam, and respon...

Jun 30, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 116

115. Jealous Of Myself

Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we discuss how to store opened bags of food in the freezer, how to decide where to move with your partner, how to deal with having a monotone voice, and how to get people to believe in you (even if you're an u...

Jun 23, 20241 hr 6 minEp. 115

114. Eat My Shorts

Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we discuss irritating grammar, when it's appropriate to cut a line, quitting a spontaneous accent, if it's s'bitch to be a passenger, bird problems, and an analysis of the pastry problem by Rob Hay. 🎧 Subscr...

Jun 16, 20241 hr 5 minEp. 114

113. Our Mommy & Napoleon

Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we discuss nasopharyngeal hygiene, personality morphing, loud movie snacks, tasting your... um..., being a stick in the mud, being a multi-hyphenate, the Counting Crows and Matt's favorite submission ever? 🎧...

Jun 09, 20241 hr 7 minEp. 113

112. Deep in the Uh-Oh

Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we discuss career decisions, how to deal with a whistling coworker, how to handle a rendezvous with an ex somewhere you'll both be, a specific question about crossing the street, talking about career decisions...

Jun 02, 20241 hr 3 minEp. 112

111. Locked In w/ Davis Clarke

Tiege Hanley: Get your first box 30% off (+ FREE gift), and 20% off for life, at tiege.com/lifeline ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we welcome our new friend and motivating force, Davis Clarke! After we talk about getting after it, we have some advice for a 24-year-old virgin, how to talk to wo...

May 26, 20241 hr 5 minEp. 111

110. Rubbing Entrances

✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we're talking about Johnny Cash & young Liam Neeson, if Sinbad was ever a genie, the proper way to order names, dealing with young brothers who fight, if hamsters are rats, and how to get along with old people. 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2...

May 19, 20241 hr 4 minEp. 110

109. Spring Into Action

✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. May 14th! Come to our live show at Irvine Improv! TICKETS 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, we're talking about the boys' favorite qualities about each other, dealing with people who routinely take your ideas, how to form habits, the balance of taking prescription drugs, how to not be easily anno...

May 12, 20241 hr 4 minEp. 109
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