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Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Eliawww.watchlifeline.com
Hosted by brothers Chris & Matt D’Elia, Lifeline is an advice show for problems of all shapes and sizes— from the petty to the painful. Whether it be about sex, family, money, the meaning of life, or anything else you have questions about— Chris & Matt got you covered.
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Episodes

78. Jordan With The Slam

LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Hello! Okay so here's the deal, today we have a bunch of "Jordan with the Slam" submissions. I hope you...

Oct 08, 202353 minEp. 78

77. See You In Hell

LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. New episode today! 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Hiiii! Today we're talking about holding up a wedding so your friend who's in prison...

Oct 01, 20231 hr 5 minEp. 77

76. Bristopher Nolan

LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Hiiii! Today we're talking about Bruce Willis, paternity leave advice, what to do about loud chewers, a...

Sep 24, 20231 hrEp. 76

75. The Pissed Meter Is Broken

LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. THE FUCKING SHIRTS CAME IN! Today we have some follow ups, some Jordan With The Slam submissions, disto...

Sep 17, 202359 minEp. 75

74. RIP Coolio

LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we're discussing how to set your prices, a very awkward job bonus reneging situation, irrational ...

Sep 10, 20231 hr 1 minEp. 74

73. Lifelineissimo

LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. New episode today! 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we're discussing nostrilissimos, when you disliske someone for being too nice,...

Sep 03, 20231 hr 1 minEp. 73

72. Call The Cops I’ll Have Sex With Them

LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. New episode today! 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we're discussing how to handle repeat compliments, percussion-based sexism, ho...

Aug 27, 202354 minEp. 72

71. Chris Gets the Giggles

Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Fresh episodes every month. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we're discussing vanity plates, coworkers who ea...

Aug 20, 20231 hrEp. 71

70. Loud Farting Racist

Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. New episode TODAY! 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we are talking about comedy as a job, unlocked memories, ...

Aug 13, 20231 hr 3 min

69. Christian Snail

Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. New episode TODAY! 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we are talking about courting a nervous person, confronti...

Aug 06, 20231 hr 4 minEp. 69

68. The Crank of Mattel

Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. 3 episodes this month! 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we are confronted with a controversial origin story o...

Jul 30, 20231 hr 3 minEp. 68

67. One Pound Plopper

Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we have advice for a guy who keeps getting attacked by a shark, a house deco...

Jul 23, 20231 hr 9 minEp. 67

66. Desperado

Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we are talking about how Desperado isn't good, advice for a cop moonlighting...

Jul 16, 20231 hrEp. 66

65. Four Days After the Splurt

Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. NEW EPISODE TODAY! 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we discuss choosing between someone you get along with vs...

Jul 09, 20231 hr 2 minEp. 65

64. Mr. No Frills

Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. NEW EPISODE TODAY! 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we discuss choosing between someone you get along with vs...

Jul 02, 20231 hrEp. 64

63. I Need New York

Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury, 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we discuss getting out of unwanted group texts, male solutions for tan lines...

Jun 25, 20231 hr 3 minEp. 63

62. Lovin' Life

LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we discuss Marcy Playground, gambling addiction, when friends notice your new clothes or accessori...

Jun 18, 20231 hr 3 minEp. 62

61. Accidental Karen

LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we discuss a curious case of misinformation about Gene Hackman NOT dying, some advice for D&D ...

Jun 11, 20231 hrEp. 61

60. The Depths of Dumb

LIFELINE LUXURY starts TODAY at patreon.com/lifelineluxury 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we discuss having klepto friends, using the Marie Kondo method with your partner, what to do when ...

Jun 04, 20231 hrEp. 60

59. No Touchy Touchy

LIFELINE LUXURY starts on June 4 at patreon.com/lifelineluxury 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we get an update from the sexploitation friend, how to deal with anti-american comments from o...

May 28, 20231 hr 7 minEp. 59

58. I'll Have The Calamari

LIFELINE LUXURY starts on June 4 at patreon.com/lifelineluxury 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Thanks for the calls! Today we discuss casual workplace sexism, confidence in a new profession, how ...

May 21, 20231 hr 1 minEp. 58

57. England Creates Monsters

LIFELINE LUXURY starts on June 4 at patreon.com/lifelineluxury 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Thanks for joining us today! Today we discuss differences with the thermostat, sextortion, repetitiv...

May 14, 20231 hr 1 minEp. 57

56. Leave-Us & Butthead

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May 07, 20231 hr 2 minEp. 56

55. REUNITED

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we discuss healthy space vs. being included with your partner, how to deal with bluetooth speaker people, and cancelled clothing. 📆 Book 20 min or 40 min on...

Apr 30, 20231 hr 1 minEp. 55

54. Matt's Sick Again

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Thank you so much for your questions! Kristin is here today (!!!) to fill in for Matt, who managed to get sick again. Today, Kristin needs to address all of the......

Apr 23, 20231 hr 1 minEp. 54

53. Mr. Butt Guy

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Thank you so much for your questions! Today, Matt is running this show solo, and we discuss when your friend and significant other hate each other, prostate orgasms, lying about hangovers, navigating life when yo...

Apr 16, 20231 hr 2 minEp. 53

52. Grace Under Pressure (ft. Bryan Callen)

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Thank you so much for your questions! Today, Matt is out sick so Bryan Callen joins us as a guest host and we discuss: acceptable airplane food, slowing the bustin', traffic sanity tips, sharing with friends at a...

Apr 09, 20231 hr 8 minEp. 52

51. MrRogersTube

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Thank you so much for your questions! We're celebrating Chris's 43rd birthday and discussing what to do if you think your brother is a loser, other teachers stealing your curriculum, friends dating exes, when you...

Apr 02, 20231 hr 1 minEp. 51

50. Miso Angry

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Thank you so much for your questions! If you have a question for us use the link above. Today we discuss what to do if your man's mind is elsewhere during the act, why the boys enjoy Perrier, how to quit as a fre...

Mar 26, 20231 hr 7 minEp. 50

49. Rearius Maximus

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Thank you so much for your questions. Keep them coming! Today we discuss how to deal with when your girlfriend looks like your mom, two questions about video game playing, sketchy ED scenarios, cat parenting, and...

Mar 19, 20231 hr 4 minEp. 49
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