This episode: You sent in your au pair horror stories and… y’all need therapy. From cannibal host moms to kids shoving you onto train tracks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We made it to 100 episodes… somehow. This week, Isa dyes her hair while her mom drops unexpected wisdom and answers the most random questions ever. Things get weird, the hair gets questionable, and we probably trauma bonded. Classic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Isa talks about how deactivating her Instagram has been the best decision she's made in a while — fewer opinions, fewer strangers yelling into the void, and way more peace of mind. We get into how the internet has basically made everyone a clone of the last video they watched, and how exhausting that can be. Individuality? Hanging on by a thread. Also… Isa just turned 24. Is it too early for a midlife crisis? Maybe. Are we having one anyway? Definitely. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jo...
This week Isa talks about her journey through rebound nation and how her most recent hook-up left her feeling like a hollowed-out Capri Sun. Her sister jumps in randomly throughout the episode to offer emotional support. we talk healing, delusion, and why rebounding is basically just emotional meth. Is she thriving? Is she spiralling? Both. Always tune in. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaaa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...
This week, Isa drags her friend Camille to psychoanalyze each other by trauma bonding . They try to guess each other’s “life lessons they’ve learnt after living in Paris for a year, aka things they should have learned but probably didn't. It's like therapy, but with worse advice and no copay. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaaa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Hi, I’m Isa and this is my 8th shot of the night. Things are blurry, I took scissors to my hair and emerged with bangs, delusion, and a god complex. Then I hit the streets, flirted with 47 men, just to bum a cig. Mission accomplished. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaaa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
This week, Isa spirals (again) — but like, cute-spiraling — about the eternal curse of growing up shy. She breaks down why outgoing people act like shy people are cryptids in the woods, and how being quiet doesn’t mean you’re plotting their downfall?? Spoiler: she’s literally just trying not to pass out from saying “hi.” Isa also has an existential friendship crisis (classic) and wonders if she’ll ever find her people or if she’s just doomed to be the mysterious background character forever. Vib...
Barista Bae kissed her ONCE and now she’s swearing off love like it’s dairy. Is Isa entering her celibate monk era or just in deep denial? Will she ever date, text back, or even make eye contact again? Tune in for confusion, overanalysing, and a breakdown or two - probably. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaaa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
This week, Isa accidentally “flirts” her way into the barista’s Instagram and spirals into an existential crisis about dating again (love is dead but maybe iced oat lattes aren’t?). We also talk about James Charles getting cancelled for the 73rd time, Evan Johnson rotting in jail where he BELONGS, and Kayla living her best, most feral free-woman life. It’s chaos, it’s healing, it’s legally questionable—so basically, a perfect episode. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaa...
Isa and her sister accidentally befriend a guy barista (?) and get roped into one of those random "questions about guys" TikTok videos filmed on the street (painfully awkward). Also, casual announcement: MY SISTER IS MOVING TO PARIS?! We’re spiraling. Grab a coffee (or three) and cry-laugh with us. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaaa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Isa and Monique discuss why Love Island is their roman empire and how a man can go from ‘he’s so hot omg’ to ‘this dude needs to shut the hell up’ in 0.2 seconds. Beauty fades, the ick is forever. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaaa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
In this week’s episode, Isa rants about how dressing like a little boy from 2003 doesn’t make her gay, and how people need to stop playing Fashion Police x Sexuality Detective. Just because she moves her hands a certain way doesn’t mean she’s into your cousin, Karen. Mind your business. Let people wear what they want and be who they are - unless they’re wearing toe shoes. Then, judgment is allowed. STOP. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaaa Learn more about your ad choices. ...
Isa got a bone to pick with the universe - because why does NO ONE have a crush on her? And to make matters worse, she's in a battle of emotions with the ghost of a guy she cut out of her life... but for some reason, he still won't leave her head. It's a whirlwind of frustration, self-reflection, and trying to move on from something that’s been haunting her thoughts. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaaa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Reading body language and unpacking self-sabotage, because who doesn’t love to ruin their own life every now and then? Grab your snacks, it’s about to get awkward, hilarious, and uncomfortably relatable. Don’t worry, we’re all falling apart together. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaaa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Isa dishes out the harsh truth about breaking no contact: Don’t do it. You’ll feel stupid and just feed his ego. She also gets real about how, if she were a man, she’d be bonerless because nothing turns her on. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaaa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
In this week’s episode, Isa dives into the importance of being comfortable with your own company. She reflects on how vital it is to focus on personal growth and self-love before diving into the world of dating. While dates can be fun, Isa shares that if you’re not feeling great about yourself or in a good mental space, jumping into relationships might not be the best move. After trying to date again following the end of her situationship, Isa opens up about how it wasn’t as exciting or fulfilli...
So, what's new? Not much, just your girl unraveling in real time. Isa finally pulls the plug on the French guy - c'est fini - and let’s just say, she’s got some thoughts. Then, in a plot twist, she dives deep into the age-old debate: are platonic friendships or romantic relationships more important? Spoiler: platonic wins, even though sometimes they hurt more than a stubbed toe. Tune in for the vibes, the chaos, and maybe a few life lessons (but mostly just the vibes). Follow Isa on: Instagram: ...
Isa is surprisingly feeling the love this Valentine’s Day. She questions if boyfriends should ask their girlfriends to be their Valentine or if it’s a given. Plus, she spirals into a conversation about the trauma response of constantly wanting to start over and move on. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaaa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Isa takes you through everything you need to know about clubbing and bar hopping in Paris - now that she’s spent 7 months mastering the art of the night out in the city. From the best spots to hit to insider tips, she’s got you covered. And of course, no Parisian night out story is complete without a wild anecdote - Isa spills the tea on a recent night where she stumbled into Fashion Week models and somehow ended up getting into exclusive clubs for free. You won’t want to miss this one! Follow I...
Isa dives deep into the oddly fulfilling art of being a B friend. You know, the one who’s there, in the background, silently cheering you on. We lay out a list of reasons why being the background friend isn’t actually a curse. Spoiler: it might be more fun than being the main friend! But Isa had to spiral into a whole tangent about how some guy is definitely lowkey stalking her. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaaa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...
Isa’s embracing change - aka she got nipple piercings because, duh, it’s an instant hotness upgrade. Welcome to the club. Should you get them too? Probably, but let’s break it down. Meanwhile, she barely survived her death-trap Parisian apartment stairs, almost broke an elbow, and literally sliced her ass. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaaa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Isa is full-on crashing out over her love life because her situationship ended... like, is it even over? Literally question mark. Paris is supposed to be the city of love, but all it’s giving is emotional damage and overpriced coffee. Chaos, the delusions, and Isa trying to make sense of why boys in Paris are just as trash as boys everywhere else. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaaa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
This week, Isa goes all in on tarot readings and exposes the scam behind love readings - like, they’re just out here feeding our delusions and snatching our money. Period. Sure, it’s fun to believe, but let’s be real: no deck of cards is telling you when you’ll meet your soulmate. Isa’s on a mission to break the spell (literally) and stop us all from spiraling over vague predictions. Tune in for the hot takes, the hard truths, and a little tough love. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok:...
This week, Isa and her sister Moni reunite and dive headfirst into chaos. Moni spills on how she bleached her eyebrows and got literally laughed at by strangers, while Isa talks about bleaching her hair and ending up with a full-on facial rash. Oh, and of course, we sprinkle in some classic drama because what’s a sibling catch-up without roasting bad decisions? Tune in for the laughs, the oversharing, and the questionable life choices. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaaa Le...
In this week’s episode, Isa recounts the absolute chaos of being hungover on a flight (spoiler: it’s worse than you think) and how she almost got sued during her last night out with a friend who’s leaving Paris. It’s giving legal drama, emotional damage, and questionable life choices. Also, why are men so dramatic? Like, relax—you're not the main character. Tune in for the mess, the unsolicited opinions, and Isa trying (and failing) to keep it together. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTo...
Okay, so here’s the sitch: Luigi Mangione did murder a whole capitalist overlord, but like... why is he serving so hard while doing it? Is Isa wrong for thinking he’s fine? Meanwhile, in the we listen and we don’t judge safe zone - yes, Isa exposes some dark and gross stuff, but she's being her true, real self, and isn’t that supposed to be good? Like, isn’t it inspiring to just be yourself? And speaking of brain spirals, Isa is here spiralling over how edits have her fully tricked into finding ...
Okay, buckle up, babes. This week’s episode is CHAOS™️. Isa’s life? Falling apart in real-time (again). She’s spiraling about whether she should stay in Paris and live her main character fantasy - or pack it all up, fly back home, and, like, commit to a soul-crushing 9-to-5. Is this adulthood or just emotional sabotage? But wait, there’s more. Her close friendship ? On the verge of shattering because of an Instagram "close friend" war. Yes, you read that right. An online fight has turned into re...
So, like, Isa is SO late to the “Hear Me Out Cake” trend, it’s actually kind of embarrassing? But of course, she couldn’t resist, because she just had to expose herself. This week, she’s airing out her most mortifying crushes—like, we’re talking cartoon characters. DRAWINGS. Not real people. She explains why she likes them, and honestly, it’s a little concerning. Like... are we okay? Is she okay??? But the real question is: Will she get cancelled for her absolutely deranged taste? Will anyone ag...
In this week’s Life With No Warning episode, things get... intense. We’re talking cigarette addictions (because why not?), the absolute betrayal of getting pimples in 2024 (really?), Paris snow that made us feel like our skin was melting off, and breaking news —Khalid is gay! Honestly, it’s a vibe. Tune in as we spiral, laugh, and pretend we have our lives together. Follow Isa on: Instagram: @isa.jorio TikTok: @isaaapisaaa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
In this week's episode, Isa gets real about her urge to constantly hit "reset" on her life. After moving to 8 countries, she reveals how her instinct to escape kicks in whenever things go off-track. From impulsive haircuts (that never quite work out) to needing a fresh start, Isa dives into how these patterns of self-sabotage play into her bigger fears. She also opens up about the struggle of cutting ties with someone she’s been seeing – someone who just doesn't make her feel good anymore – and ...
