LIFE UNCUT RADIO SHOW - 7th May

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Hey guys, and I'll welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. But this is our special Saturday edition. This is our radio show edition. This is where we bundle up the radio show from the Saturday. We put it into your feet, all the good juicy stuff that you want.

And we are, of course because tomorrow is Mother's Day. We are talking about Mother's Day on today's radio show. It really did get a bit of a feature, but we do get into we talk about what are the worst Mother's Day gifts that you've ever been given if you're a mum, but also the worst Mother's Day gifts that sam y'all gave to your mum's And they sucked, is what I have to say about that.

I mean, I had a pretty good one that I used to make for my mum.

And I tell I'll talk about it later on, and then we somehow get onto talking about people who wanted to treasure their plus centa but also their breast milk, and things get a bit weird.

You know, plus center, Laura is, it's a pretty there's pretty big industry in like saving your placenda something You bury it and have like a ceremony. Some people freeze it, eat it, some people put it into tablets, like.

There is you can do. I'm pretty open minded when it comes to like if you want to grow a tree out of your placenta or the power to you like it doesn't affect me, It's not for me. I wouldn't do that with me and my kids. I haven't, but I understand why people do. And everyone's kind of you know, different strokes for different folks. Don't yack my yam, but I got usd something very unusual. If I would would do something with a woman's placenter and look, I had to say no.

And it wasn't eat it.

No, it wasn't eat someone else's plus. We do speak to.

Jules Robinson from Married at First Sight. Jules does call in and have a cute little chat.

With us, and we also speak to Ross Noble, who is an absolutely freaking hilarious comedian. If you don't know who he is, he is touring all across the country at the moment, and yeah, he's just a laugh and a half.

He's actually so funny. You know those comedians that well, I mean, like somebody. There's a lot of people mixtery, our co hosts, he's one of them. But you know those comedians that within Ursula Carson was another one. Within a few minutes have been in the room, not even maybe one minute, you're already in hysterics. Do you know that they're going to be good? Everything they say is funny. They could pick up a pen and look at it and you're like, for some reason, this is hysterical.

And Britt managed to offend him within the first two minutes by asking him how he knew if he was actually funny. I was like, I reready know if you're fining he's fuck. I never thought about it until now. But anyway, that is all coming up on today's radio show. We hope you love it, and if you didn't listen live this week, please listen live next week. We are on radio all across the country on the Kiss Network from ten am to twelve pm every single today.

The Life on Cut Radio Show with Hockey and Laura burn.

Around Australia, It's the Life on Cut Radio Show with Brittany Hockeley and Laura Burrn and on Mother's Day Eve. I don't think there's a more perfect guest to have in studio than the one the Armily Ross Noble, Hello.

Which are you seeing that? I am man the mom's favorite.

With that you do a lot of Brecky TV interviews and mums. I love Brecky TV. I always see him on breakfast Televion.

To be fair, that's where I saw you. I'm a mum, and I saw you when you're in your bunker hanging out during COVID during the Brecky Morning crosses.

What was that in the break This is a project?

No, I think you were. Also, what do you get up.

If you think that the project is?

Sometimes a few glasses of wine? Also, the mummy wine culture is good.

I'd like to say.

The first time that I actually met Ross was about half an hour ago. He was down in the waiting room. I'm telling him Mitch and I went, I don't know if you clocked this. I hope you didn't. You had a face mask on. You're just waiting down in reception, and we didn't know because you're all covered up. And Mitch and I went down and we started talking to the receptionist about her donuts, talking about donuts, and we can clearly ignored you.

We didn't know.

This is also what we do to all of the stars that come here. We make them sit in reception for a long time and we.

Them to be fair. I mean, I did come in and see you know, I mean, they said, you just have a seat, so I just sit down and and I'm sure I don't think I didn't actually set the receptionist pick up before to see it. He's right, And I just thought she just think, I mean, I was wearing a Faerce mask, but she just think I'm some blook who's washing off the street and just gone. Can I be on the radio to do just going? Yeah, just sit there to think that I get bored and then just.

Leave and then the two hosts come down and just ignore you and talk about donuts. Anyway, Welcome to life.

I cut, It's lovely to be.

I want to kick start.

Ross with something that I just always can't get my head around, and it's like, how do you know that you're funny when you when you're growing up?

Are you not convinced?

No, it sounds like it sounds like, am I going to have to sure, we're going to have to watch all of my previous stand up specials and kind of got one.

It's not clicking yet exactly.

My biggest fear is, and I asked Social Carlson, is recently my biggest feer is when I think of like getting up on the stage and doing a stand up comedy, which is why I don't. But it's like, what if you thought you're funny but you're not? But what like, what was your job before being a comedian and how did you go? You know what, I'm actually funny enough for people to pay to see me?

Right, Okay, well I'd never questioned that until now. But but weirdly, your friend of the scene of talent, that is probably going to destroy my career. Well it was slightly different for me because I started doing stand up when I was there fifteen, I was a small child. I was like the Shirley Temple of comedy. And the way you find out is basically you go on stage and you do five minutes like an open make thing, and if the audience laugh, then boom, that's you get

You're like you are the next start, I've got that on me.

Sad, But you know, it's that thing if you literally you go on stage in front of a room full of people and you start talking and if they laugh, that's you know, it works. If they don't, you're out the door, and that's it's brutal and it's hard, but that's what's brilliant aout because you can't fake it science. So exactly, why didn't I just say that baptism, sure.

Science, You're on the apprentice? What is or what is harder? Reality TV? Doing that and going through the process of reality TV or doing stand up comedy.

Stand up comedy? But you know, well, it depends really. I mean with stand up comedy, you're you're like the writer, the performer, the director. If I'm standing on stage and I think of an idea, I go, here's an idea, bye, and I run with it, and the audience go, we like that. We're on board. Doing a celebrity apprentice, you go, here's an idea, and then a load of people around you go, oh what, hey, what do you do? What do you mean by I don't think that's a very

But what about when you watch it all back, were you not just like, oh, that didn't happen, or was it pretty true to life?

Or you like, I could have been funnier there.

Oh, there was plenty of stuff where I went, WHOA, where's my job?

I always cut the good stuff.

Out, certainly, on the certainly in the boardroom where you know, Lord Sugar hasked to be very satin. They would come in and see, can you be more serious? They cut a bit out right. So we're in the boardroom and we'd had to do this Budgy Smugglers fashion period, right, and so on my team, I had a former Hugo boss model guy who's Divigeny, a survivor, right, absolutely ripped. I had the Veronicas, two beautiful women, Michelle Bridges who you know indible and Sherry Lee Biggs who's a former

What Lord Sugar's reaction because I think there's a lot obviously there's a lot cut out that we don't see.

When you do that.

Does he do you get him, do you break him down?

Does he actually start laughing or is he angry that you have suggested such a thing.

You know what happened in that situation. He actually went everyone's businessmself, everyone's busines themselves laughing, and he actually didn't hear what I said, and he went what And then he's like what, And I'm thinking, do I have to see this again? Turn around? You just put your hand out.

Sweetheart, He's saying multiple times.

And then I said, when when we were they cut this out as well. Some of the other contestants were seeing there, what do we call Lord Sugar? What do we call And I said, well, you know, you can call him your lordship, you can call him Lord Sugar. I said, but in you care, everyone tends to call them sugar tits.

You know, people call him.

I just thought it would be be hilarious if somebody walked in and just just welcome to the show, all right, and you're fired, and you know, so stuff stuff like that. It's it's mainly for time, but also you know, you've got to be you've got to be respectful to the boss. They also cut out the other things there was hour. Honestly, there was hours and hours of stuff.

There was one you didn't get enough air time.

It's what I'm getting loads. But that was just the stuff that when we first went, I was the first person in. We're all you know, you walk into the boardroom and there's a little clip of this out there, but it wasn't on the main show. So I was the first person in there. And then so it's just me by myself, so obviously I've got no one to talk to. So I walked in. I said, oh, this is quite nice, and I think I'll go in the boardroom, right, So I went into the boardroom by myself, and I

And he stopped back, watching me like this guy is the first to go.

And then I was spinning around, and then I was sliding past the camera and I would appear one side and the slide your bladdy fire. And I didn't realize he was upstairs watching me, like in the boardroom, messing about and then as we were leaving he said, he went right off, you go first task. And as we were leaving in the edit that this out, he went, and Ross, don't you ever ever mess about in my chair again? And as I was leaving and I went, I went, I was just checking it, you know, help

But you know, I want to talk to you about something more serious and about a physical aspect. Yeah, I want to know if you've been taking up like self defense classes or jiu jitsu or anything. With everything happening in the world right now, I'm talking. I'm talking what's happened with Chris Rock and Will Smith. Just this week,

Now.

Is this a worry for you now?

And do you happened happened to you?

Oh?

Yeah, I've had that. The best example of it was I I was doing in Prague, of all place, I was just such.

A gentle, beautiful place.

Exactly probably, and I was I was splitting a sort of. I was split in an old communist hall in Prague, and there was these the gig was sponsored by a beer company, and they had these sort of sacks, these sort of they were meant to look like rustic sacks at the side of the stage. And I picked one of these up and I threw it at a guy in the front row. I'd been talking to him and he don't He's kind of been heckling, and I sort of said, do you want a pillow fight? And I

What I like about it is that you started it. You threw something, So.

That's that's happened. I had a woman just recently. I had a woman who was she had too much to drink. She'd fallen asleep and the game and I just went look at her I was talking about as she woke up, and she went, stop taking a piss out of me, and I went, you're asleep, but the gig next thing, you know, she she climbed on stage, but she was so drunk she couldn't stand up. So she was crawling around.

The sticks, trying to get you, trying to get me.

And I was I was more worried about catching cover off than anything else which I have ever seen that. You know, one man and his dog, but he used to do the sheepdog trials and it would be, you know, like babe and all that. And so she's crawling around the stick, she can't stand up, and I'm whistling, I'm going good bye, good bye, come by. That's it, good bye, good bye like that, and the audience just laughing their heads off.

You need to capitalize on a situation when it presents itself exactly, but.

No, stop it. Like Chappelle, it's just you know, I know he said things that some people don't like, but don't attack people physically.

Who what's going on? I think the world has going crazy? It has. And also if you have to, if you have to change your jokes, we'll be fearful on stage about getting into a bit of strife.

Oh look, it's one of those things where, like you know, you should you've got to take responsibility for what you say on steer. I'm not one of these I'm not one of these people that just go, oh, you can't see anything anymore. It's like, well, you know what, if you're on stage and you've got a platform and you're you know, you're being mean or race just a homophobic or whatever, You've got to think about that sort of stuff.

You know, that was a bit it's a different time, you know what I mean.

Yeah, you know, at the time you think that's maybe that's except but now you're looking at you know, and you've got a change and evolve, and I think that's important. But at the same time, should never be should never be punched in the face for it. But I quite like the idea that maybe in the future we get to a situation where boxing is no longer you're not allowed to actually hit each other. You have to you go see a big match and you just talking out.

You know, I have one question for you. We are last last question. I think round it out. You want to need my mom? Okay, why not. Oh yeah, to be honest, we make it a.

Ross.

I have a question for you. Now I've been holding something in my hand. It does look this is the question we are we have a Oh my god?

Is that?

You know what?

If this is a new If this is a new radio thing that you've come up with, it could be the greatest radio feature ever or it could be terrible. But let's is this dill do or not? A where you? Is this where you called up a selection?

I'm gonna.

This is something that I just picked up in the office and I didn't even know what it was. And we are predominantly we have a very women's focused podcast, and I wanted to give this to you, and I would love you to tell me if you know what this is.

Don't describe it because pill shaped, it's.

A little case. It's a white case. It's a very ergonomic in its in its size and shape. But it's got a little lead and if you take that off, got some it's quite jelly inside.

Yes, this is one of good Lord, you can touch.

It, describe, Describe us well.

I would describe it as a kind of a It's a wobbly silicon arrowhead like a little fleshy arrow head. It's quite and it's.

It looks a bit like a shark fin but also tapered.

I still am going with like, almost looks like a.

Little heart arrows.

You know what it is. It's it's very much like Let's be honest, can.

I feel it?

Don't wave, don't flap it around.

It's it's quite. Would what I would describe it is. It's a it's a sort of a it's a very squish like one of those stress balls. And it's very much it's very much got a tongue like quality to it.

It certainly does.

So I think that it is basically I'm going to go out there and say, like, at first I thought, you know what I thought it was? Yes, I am, I am. I am waggling that. At first I thought because you said it was like a women's thing, and because of the shape of this, I thought it was one of those keegel.

Have you seen the good Yes, pelvic floor must exactly. I'm doing it right now. You're never know good.

Look, I got to try and keep across what the women are up to. You know, the pelvist as a lady in the UK who has got such excellent pelvic floor control. She can lift it Canna beans.

Wow, and I could do that?

That is, can please do it on the show?

Look in an answer?

What do you think it is?

If you can't do that, if you forget your bags at the supermarket, I've got wanting the beans, give it, give it here, I'm gonna I mean, it's an unusual because it's it's an aerated.

I love the thought and time he's putting into the answer.

It's I'm going to see it, and I'm going to see it's got a very tongue like it does. It's got the very tongue. It's got the it's even got the excuse me birthday, it's got the texture.

It's got the texture.

I'm going to see it. I'm going to see it. This is this is for lady, for ladies, right, And that's not because it's pink and it looks almost hardship. I'm not being I'm not being a misogynist. Yea, it's a I'm going to see it. It's a like it's a it's like a fake tongue. And I think it's for lady. I think it's for high flying No, no

You know what?

I'd like to have a cup. I can't have a cat. And and I like the.

Optics.

Oh my god, it's literally a cat licking your.

Hands and you sit at him and you just do that and then you get all the benefits, all of the mental health benefits are being licked by a cat.

And then you just pack it up and take it with you and you can have that anyway.

You're Oh, I'm in an important business meeting. You can't bring a cat to a business meeting. I'm an important executive, high flying female.

I'm going to pull out my pocket pulls and you just exactly what actually is it?

Laura is I'm confused now because that sounds very feasible. But mit Terry told me that it was for applying makeup.

It's a makeup, a makeup applying that thing is not going anywhere in my face.

Let me tell you.

I mean, you're right, very much is in that you would think and the thing that puts me off about this is filthy.

You know, every guest that comes on the show gets to keep it, so we do this to every guest that's yours to take it.

Has this been because is this clean?

I mean you don't know that that's the surprise.

Well, you're only allowed to have it for a couple of hours because Jackie is going to want it back in the morning.

And she's going.

You have literally you have given me. You've gone through Jackie O's personal lock.

I'm clarifying that Laura burn that went through.

I've just been whacked. This could be riddled with COVID Jackie. And also, can I just say we are in the studio the Jackie, you'll use it and this look at this a diamonty, some sort of diamond. I would suggest that Jackie, R that's too much money. I mean, if you're if you're carrying around, if you're carrying around a silicon cat, Tom, I think you might want to I agree, she's executive. He's an executive woman, and you can't bring a cat into this. She's not a cat lady. I

Get me a silicon cat Tom if you have that on Celebrity Apprentice, that would have been if you know what I could sell your face. You can see rosble he's on the go Australian Two are happening right now. Rosn dot com dot you for tickets? Did you tonight?

So I know you're wrapping this up, but did you want to ask me about you asked me about the curse sand.

Before I did ask you about your curse.

And let me quickly see it what you want to ask two questions?

One, well, I mean I have this is my query when you curse in is it you're swearing at the sand or you put a hex on the sand?

Like is it it comes pre it comes pre curse?

Okay, right?

So in the thing that got me into the final of Celebrity Parents was that they said you have to sell the impossible. Say give me a big pile of sand, and they said, right, you got to. You gotta flog this, right, And so what I did was it was just built of sand, but I pretended that it was sand from the curse Tomb of Carl Moon, right.

Because I remember and you ended up killing it.

And yeah, not only did I sell it, I sold so much of it much like ten dollars, twenty dollars, thirty dollars, depending on the level of curse.

Death was it?

STI, that's the curse.

Every time somebody came up and said what is the curse? What will it do? I said, well, level one exactly that you might get an STI. You know, level two you might you might fall down some steps in a in a faulty cellar if you if.

You're going to see Ross, you can buy this at his shows and.

So yes, so what I did. I saw this curse sand. It's just an envelope with some you know, with the story of the curse sand. And after the show, basically I'm after the apprentice, people kept saying to me, you know, where can we buy this curse sand? And even when we got in the boardroom, it was you know, the others were really angry because they went, you just made up a story about this cursed sand and you just put it in an envelope. And I said, well, what

I got my new business. I'm going to sell a decursed sandbox. Everyone that gets cursed by you. I'm going to sell the sand as long as.

You give the money to charity afterwards. So come to the gigs a catch, Yes, where is We're making quite a lot of money for the Red Cross. So it's a bit of.

Fun cause our pleasure and good luck tonight You've got to show too, so have fun.

Yeah. I'm going to be at the Sydney, Theadney Sydney stay at theater. I might be liate on stairs because I I might gear that.

So there are shows across Australia. There is Thanks are coming on wrong your Saturday Morning.

Read Hockley and Laura ben Kiss.

Now it is Mother's day tomorrow.

If you're a mom, you then realize when you become a mom, just how special Mother's Day is, Like it really is something important, and I think like for me, it's a beautiful, sentimental day. But one thing that we don't talk enough about is just how crappy sometimes Mother's Day gifts can be. It could be hard to Mother's Day.

For kids to buy a lot of kids don't have money, Like when you're a young.

Kids, it takes a lifetime to save up money.

When you said it was hard, I was like, no, it can be a really hard day for some people as well. Like it's a very conflicting day and there's lots going on. But in terms of presents, yes, your two year old probably doesn't have a great big budget. But what about the Mother's Day like the Mother's Day stores that they do where everyone comes home with like a little gift that they've brought from arts and crafts or your kids make something, get daycare.

That's the stuff I just remember, first of all, in the Mother's Day stalls, I remember it was always like you had to go to the two dollar store, the four dollar store, the ten dollars store. There are always these different options, and you're always you're like, oh, I've got to go to the two dollars.

All.

I remember what my sister and I used to do for my mom when we were little poor thing. She used to go along with it too, because we didn't have money to go and buy it like as kids. So and mom and dad always said things mean more when you make them.

So we used to go out.

We used to get a bucket of water just from the hose outside. We used to go around the neighborhood picking plants, flowers, little bits out of the dirt, all this different stuff. Then we used to go home and put it, mushed it up with like a musher rock, put it in the water like a morempestant. It was like pretend we're in the seventeen hundreds. It was just a rock that we used to like rub on another rock until it went to mush all these flowers and

So what you gave your mother for Mother's Day was a mess basically put it on.

She'd go out and put your perfume on, mom, and she'd have to go and splash, splash this water all over the mud. And you know when your kids are looking at you with these big eyes and they're like, isn't it that?

And Mom's like, what's sure? My question is is that when you when your kid gives you a terrible Mother's Day present, like a really bad like mud in a bloody in a water bottle, you pretend do you have to keep it for?

Like?

Is there some sort of time frame? We made it in a shell for a day and then I say thank you, thank you, thank you so much, and then I can.

Throw your mom. How long do kids focus on that stuf?

Oh?

I think it's got a shelf life of twenty four hours.

But some not sentimental And this was different editions every year was talking about every news and new edition. I'm going to make it for this weekend.

No, I don't think so?

Okay, Well I did. I did put a call out and I asked a couple of people. I put a call out on Instagram because I was like podcast on my own I've got a lot of mums who who follow me, and of course, and I was like, I want to know, what are the worst things you've been given now, apart from kids who have just completely forgotten that it's Mother's Day and gotten you absolutely nothing. He was a good one. My child last year gave me

Oh that's genius, let's god, that's funny.

Another child is she she'd saved up for three weeks or her pocket money. She was nine years old. She saved up for three weeks so that she could bite her mum a secondhand painting of a clown and then demanded that her mom put it on the wall in the laund room.

That's brilliant but scary.

Oh no, it's terrible.

What else have we got there?

Oh?

This one's a terrible A claw on a stick so that hubby didn't have to clean up after our toddler while I was pregnant home What do you mean what doll?

Do like?

It's one of those things that when you sit on the couch you can it extends your arm and it'll pick sures, keep the ground. I think you shouldn't be having more children with that, man.

I agree.

Thirteen one I sixty five is the number here at Kiss, we want to know ring us up. Tell us your worst Mother's Day present, whether you were giving up, maybe you were the one who gave it. Maybe you're a kid listening if you received a terrible Mother's Day gift? Did you give one? Sam was called through? Hey Sam, Hey, there you go on?

Why Sam?

What's your gift?

So?

When I was really young at school, we were making Mother's Day gifts, and for some reason I thought it would be a really good idea to make fake chocolates in a chocolate box.

Well, do I want to know?

I painted rocks brown, but.

She didn't try and bideen into that.

What I want to know is how long did she keep them for?

Well?

She ate them, Laura, I don't know, but she doesn't have them now.

Cool.

That's a shame. Look, I mean, that's a pretty crappy Mother's Day president.

We probably called her a fortune with Rick Canell.

Thanks Sam, Let's go to Jess. Hey, Jess, what's your crappy Mother's Day gift?

So?

I gave my beautiful mom my when I was eight years old my tweety bird diary because I didn't have anything else to give her. But whenly do I give her the diary? I actually ripped out the pages that I had used, so it had like five pages of lined paper in the diary for her, And that was her Mother's Day present.

Pretend like you bought her a new diary. You just took out the pages you'd written on.

Bless the diary though it was tweety.

Bird, Like, I mean, that's the cell, isn't.

It, tweetybird Diary?

I mean, how important was this diary to you because maybe you were parting with something that you thought was really special at the time.

Well exactly, I think. I mean I was eight, I was tweety bird obsessed at the time. So it was kind of like an act of love to give it, to pass it on to my beautiful mom for Mother's Day.

Oh you're selfless. I actually don't think that this is that bad.

Let's do it with alex I on thirteen one O six five. What is your shocking Mother's Day gift?

Alex?

So, my mom has goes through stages of doing different little things at home, and one of them was soap making and one day I opened her freezer and there's a whole bunch of stored random breast milk in there. And I was like, Mum, what is it? And she's like, oh, someone at work had extra breast milk, so I'm making them soaps. But then it gets weirder. So then anyways down the track, she made all of them this soap.

She made you breast milk soap as well.

She had extra, so she gave me some.

Why would you want to rush someone else's bread milk on your body?

And she goes, oh, I thought it might be nice because it's Mother's Day and mother's have breast milk and it would be a nice no no, no no, And I said, well, it is nice, but maybe give it back to the lady and don't give it out to random people.

Wow, I feel like that that's not a hygiene nic a way of doing soap, Yeah, thought the counts. Yeah, just because it soap doesn't make it clean. I agreed The Life on Cut radio show with Brit Hockley and Laura Burn.

Now, ladies, I'm very excited right now for our first guest. You likely know Jewels from season six have Married at First Sight back in twenty nineteen where she met Cam fell in love. They got a little baby. She runs multiple businesses and a podcast, and she's our guest today, Ladies, Jules Robinson is here.

Jiel Hi, Wow, I'm listening to that.

I would have just about to say I feel exhausted listening to that. How how do you do it all? How do you manage to juggle so many hats and your mum at the same time.

Oh well, I mean it is a juggling acceert. I don't really think I do, you know, I just take each day to come.

To be honest, Jills, you really are the success happily ever after story of Married at First Sight, aren't you. I'm just trying to I'm just trying to have my brains. How many people actually ended up? Probably like two or three couples?

Max?

Is that right?

Yeah, there's not very good stats when it comes to Max actually definitely takes the cake when it comes to that. There's who's together. Martha and Michael are engaged, Johnny and Kerry are still together. They're from season seven or eight.

Melissa, Yeah, just hanging out.

I was about to say, Jeels, you are the only one the baby, but no, Bryce and Wlis said they had Jules.

I mean, coming you produced, we're going to have twins. We're going to prove it well, we're actually together.

Move all of Australia wrong. I think that one was just coming off the back of this season of Maths. Do you think anyone actually signs up these days because they actually want a relationship out of it.

I think there were some genuine people in there this year who went in there for the right reasons and you can just tell that, you can tell straight away, I think. But I think it has changed more and more every year since I was on it. But yeah, I think there were some genuine people in there.

I think it's standard though now I think every reality show that we watch, I think it's Irakon is probably seventy thirty now like seventy percent, oh, I think that's generation yeah, and than like thirty percent are. I think it's just like people have seen the success. And speaking of success, you are a prime example of that. You literally got everything. You got the husband, you got, the marriage, you got, the child, you've got successful businesses and podcasts.

Oh, I mean it instantly changes overnight, doesn't it when you have a baby. I mean we as a partnership together, we do very much make an effort to still live our own lives individually and just kind of support each other, to be like share our calendars and be like, I'm doing this, is sure doing that to just share the responsibility a lot. Like some people do, you know, damn him and go, oh, You're so lucky that can does that. And I'm like, well, I look at it that he's

He's just doing the bare minimum of what he's supposed to do.

That's what he's meant to do, right. But I think some people still live in the dark age is that, you know, like the woman is meant to be the mother all the time, and it's like and I love being a mom, but I love still being myself and doing everything I did before. I had a baby, and there's no reason why that should change. So I'm just very fortunate that you know, in our position that you know, we have a relationship where he's not over a nine to five job all the time, that we can work

You know what, I can attest to the fact that you do not get to the same at all. I mean good that they're different, but also sometimes terrible that they're different as well.

What's the best chi of advice that you have received from I guess your mom or maybe someone in your life about being a.

Mother, Take help when you need it, like and I'm such a big believer in that, and even down to like, we were really lucky and we had a snoop and I read this article about people getting a snow and having snowgirls. Snoop's like this cot that rocks your baby to sleep and when it has white noise, and if it cries more, the white noise grows louder and some people get snoogled because it don't actually pick their baby up.

I get one of these machines.

Where do you get a snoop?

You need two year old in a snoo are there are adults.

Regions up like six months. But it is amazing and it is It's a life changing.

Gadgets snooze right around Australia. Now, Jeels, you get a feed.

Like take her where where you're offered it and even little you know in a device we need in a device.

Take it good, hey Jels. We do a segment with all our guests here at the Life One Cut radio show. It's called head Lies. We scroll through the depths of the Internet and bring out a whole bunch of headlines written about you. Some are true, uh, some we've just made up on the spot, and it's your job to tell us true or false headline or headline. You good to stick around and pla.

You is it something made up?

But yeah, go for why.

Headlies headlines with our special guest Juels Robinson.

Today, Jules, I'm going to kick this off. Jules Robinson reveals on her podcast her plans to have a clan of kids. I'm thinking maybe seven or eight. Just that headliner or headline, I.

Would never have said that, So that's absolutely not true.

That's a lie headline.

Okay, so you don't want eight kids?

No? Oh my god?

No?

Could you be gone for a while.

Jules Robinson still wears her TV show wedding ring.

Yes, it's true, do you?

Is it real?

Is it real?

I bought myself an engagement ring about a year and a half before in that camp, so I was like, I'm done waiting. I'm just going to buy myself some diamonds and then I just still wear it because I just kind of I like wearing them together.

Wait, so that ring that you got given on the show you already.

Had, no, No, enough, I bought myself an engagement ring. I bought that a gift to myself about a year and a half. But I wear them together on the same.

Hand, So production paid for that. TV paid for that ring.

Yeah, but mine's not real. They get real diamonds now on you got.

I didn't realize had such as and I didn't get any rings.

Jawles.

Robinson says her teeth have never looked better after debuting Transformation.

I don't think I said that.

Is pretty great? Pretty good?

Is that a head I'm just looking at the producer.

Is I headline or headline?

No? I think that's fake jewels.

That's real. We just saw it.

You might not.

I mean you might not have said it, but it's definitely a headline.

Yeah, you probably haven't said it, but that's that's really floating out there.

Yeah, it was a new idea.

Pretty amazing, So credit to him.

I'm glad that you're here to confirm the fake news for everyone. And the last one, the Ashes series is my favorite time of year. Math star Jules Robinson and to being won over by the Australian Cricketing team in an Instagram live video with husband Can Merchant.

That is absolute nonsense.

I understand what it's like to be a cricketing widow. You left, you just left where your husband just stands there and watches the cricket for five days after Christmas.

You know, a cricket player, like a cricket.

He loves not a picure.

Five days of my life. I just don't hear from him, never see him. He just sits in front of the TV.

Came gain though, whis seven. He's going to be gone all weekend, long term game.

Plant the seed early. All right, Jiles, you have a great Mother's Day? Is the first one? Second? Tomorrow? Second or second? All right? You have a good one. All right, thanks for coming on.

Thanks the Life on Cut Radio show and Laura Burn.

Guys, we've been talking a lot about love and dating.

And Jels Robinson's in love.

Well like, I'm back on the dating scene. This is not new news. I'm not very successful at it yet, but it is just reminded me how exhausting dating is.

Are you dating actively? You're seeing people?

I have gone on a date, yes, but that's not what I'm a singular one singular date or one singular person. Are you trying to get me in the headlines one of the singular person?

Since the breakup, Since the breakup, one singular person you've seen?

Yeah, in months and months, it's been what I've gone on one date. We want one person a couple of dates.

Yeah, I'm glad that we got that out.

Why this is I didn't even.

Tell Laura at the start. This is why because I know you're throwing me under the bus article that I want to tell you about.

It's not on me to happen back.

Nice chance.

I try both of you.

And I'm not talking about his height.

I will ask him when we get to that point. Okay, yet we're definitely not there yet, guys, for small baby steps. I was heartbroken, so.

I want to tell you about my point is.

I forgot how exhausting dating can be, and just finding the time and things like that. But this man, he's a Brazilian man. His name's Arthur. Oh it is the middle names. No, God, I hope not. Why Arthur has nine wives?

Oh, I guessing he's not in Australia because polyamory is illegal.

No, he's Brazilian. Now he has nine wives to the point, and they all know about each other, like if this is a it's like a commune.

They all live together.

Oh, they've agreed to it.

He has to have because he's so busy.

He has to have a sex roster so he has.

A roster where he puts their names in and their times so that he can have sex with them. And he said I had to stop doing it because the person at the end was I wasn't given my best. At the end of the day, you had nine before, eight people before you. He's like, its two exhausted. So now we just let it flow freely. How do you have nine happy wives? I can't get one boyfriend and keep him nine. To be fair, we kind of had

I mean, but if you've got nine wives, everyone's got a favorite, right, Like, you can't have nine I gonna get nine kids. You're gonna have a favorite as well. One of them gets a really good toyt it's usually the first kid and then the ninth kid gets the crappy hair me down that's got no wheels.

Well, he'said the biggest problem with this situation, which I think is funny because I think there's more problems than this. The problem is he has nine wives. The biggest problem was on occasions with the sex roster. I had sex with one wife while was thinking about.

The other, so I had.

An apl So He's like, it was because my brain was wondering that I had let it flow naturally. Wow, I'm truly exhausted for him.

Say your Saturday morning, and Laura Ben.

Loves Mother's Day tomorrow. We are excited.

I hope that my family remembers.

Yeah, how many Mothers Days have you had? Laura?

This will be my third, my third, but nobody has mentioned anything about it yet, so it's not looking good.

Matt would have to be all over it.

I don't know.

I've seen you do some iconic Mother's Day gifts.

I mean, I think he might pick up some flowers on the day, hopefully they're not Saturday.

I think you need to give you a man more credit than you're giving him, because here at the Lifeune Cut radio show. You know, Brittany and I you know we're not we're not parents, not yet. I have Delilah, you have to li love got beautiful Delilah. But you've got your two beautiful girls.

I do.

You've got Maddie j your beautiful husband, and we wanted to honor you today. Now in the Guy and the run sheet, we have surprise. You don't even know what's what's about to happen to you.

I don't know what's about to happen.

Open the ceiling hatch. No, that's not that's not really.

There.

We hope with some money, we hoped. We love you and you know you're a hard working lady, the two of you. Britain. Laurie, you work so hard with your podcast. It's one of the biggest podcasts in the country. You've got your business, Tony May, You've got this radio show, and then on top of it all, you're a brilliant mother to your two little girls. So what we thought we'd do is we thought we'd get the people that love you the most in the world. Surprisingly not written.

Eve.

Oh guys, I'm gonna cry already.

What we wanted the camera out, So this is those that love you the most, Laura.

Let's roll it, Laura.

Hi.

There, it's Mattie J by the way, in case you can't recognize the voice. I just wanted to say, Happy Mother's Day. Look at us, two kids, a little family. One minute we're sipping Bin Tang's on the beach and balley, and the next were surrounded by kids and nappies and coca melon in the background. But I wouldn't have it any other way, and I wouldn't want to be doing this with anybody else because you are such an incredible mum, and I just want to say thank you so much for everything that you do.

It is.

It really boggles the mind, just how much you do and how well you do it being a mom and juggling everything else. But I am constantly in awe at what you're able to do, and you're just You're just the best. And I love you so much, and the girls want to say a little quick message as well.

Here's Marley, Mama, I love you.

And Lola wants to say a little quick hello as well.

Here she is, Hello Mommy, I like you. Happy days.

Gosh, how amazing was that? Lola is speaking so much for the first time. We love you so much and thank you again. Bye babe.

Now I feel really guilty, and I said he wasn't going to remember.

Why am I the one crying sobby?

Why are you upset?

I'm not sure.

I think because it was.

Really lovely and like it just must be nice to have that love, and I think it's like really emotional.

I don't know.

I just think that was really beautiful.

Happy mothers.

They love you and love you.

I'm very very lucky. I feel very lucky to be your mum and I have the little family cry. Why am I crying?

Well, wait there, Brittany, I haven't forgotten.

I not bubble out my nose.

What I've got, your beautiful child on the line. Tell you how much they love you. Beautiful Delilah, beautiful message. You can hear it, she said, I love you.

I mean has been in military camp for three weeks.

I love you to thank you. That was I was really touching tribute.

Thank you.

I feel so luy thank you for remind do my family and I look forward to what is in store tomorrow.

I truly do.

Poor Matty Jay Laura is like he'll never forget anything, and it's like, well, here is his tribute to you straight off in the back of that.

You spent all week organizing. We love you, mad Jamie, We love you. Happy Mother's Day. All the mum's out there listening.

Happy mother to everybody. Gin know what, I hope you get to have your coffee by yourself and at a little ten minutes on your.

Own in the corvet under the stairs with the doors.

That's what every mum wants for Mother's Day. It's a bit of peace and quiet.

Well, look, guys, we have a really great episode of Life on Cut coming up this Tuesday. Actually, speaking of women, it is all things women. We are talking about PCOS or polycystic Overian syndrome.

We have Ji Kent who.

Suffers from PCOS. We have her and we have a specialist, doctor Izzi, so we have her in house and she's talking all about it.

So it's a really great episode.

Dropping on Tuesday.

Yes, if you haven't had enough of us today on the radio show, that is exactly where you can find us. And if you have anything like an ass gun Cut or you want to send us a message, you can slide into the Instagrams which is at Life onun Cup podcast.

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