I'm Honey German. My parents are Dominican. I was born and raised in New York City. I love sneakers and I'm a body positive aadicate. I'm Carolina Bermudez, but i was born and raised in Ohio. I'm a wife, a mama, and a worker being. This is life in English. Well, good morning, honey. I have a question for you to start the show. All right, let's get right to it. What's your question? Do you believe in the zodiac? Are
you a follower of this whole situation? I read it well when when I'm our guy was alive, I was more into the zodiac. But but I don't feel like anybody has taken over for him. So you know, I'll read it if I I used to read it in the newspaper, but now I guess I don't remember the newspaper had it and everything. I'm sorry, what's that word?
What's that word? You just said? What whodokis? But I'm saying, like we're totally showing our age by talking about newspapers, right, I mean, that's how I used to read it too, though it was always like in the back section where the advice column was like where all the fun stuff and entertainment was so yeah. I mean, there are some people who live and die by the zodiac though. That's my sister and I just rolled my eyes when she saw us about well because that's a capitale. Oh well,
that's the areas for you. I'm like, so every single areas has the same qualities. Well apparently, and I have not done the proper research, but apparently you can base somebody's personality off of their zodiac sign. And while I don't subscribe to it very much, I will say there are definitely qualities about tourists that fit me because I'm eighteen, so I'm at the beginning I believe of No, I'm sorry,
I think I'm at the end of taurists. So I'm May eighteenth, and I think tourists ends on like May one, and then you get into Gemini and they're they're a whole other animal because Greg T's a gem and I And let me tell you something, that guy is looning. He's a fun time though I could tell he is. But definitely this is something that people will either eliminate
somebody from their life because there of their zodiac signs. So, for example, I have a friend who would never date scorpios, and I said, now, wait a minute, why on earth would you never date scorpios. I heard they're the most sensual, the most sexual that they have, like the passion and all of this stuff. She dated one Scorpio and that ended it for her, ruined ruined it for everybody. It was over. Every single Scorpio couldn't get no buns after that,
could not get the cheeks after that. So one Scorpio ruined it for them all. So I found this great article which I want to know, what is it? Wait, you're you're a New Year's baby, So what are you? Capricorn? Girl? I am a Capricorn. I got it off the top of my head. We are an amazing sign. And you know it's crazy. I love other Capricorns. I guess we get each other, but it's I would never be like, oh, because I'm a Capricorn. I do this because I'm a Capricorn.
I do that like I don't resort back to the zodiac sign. I'm a firm belief of that every single human, no matter what sun or year, if you're the Pig, if you're the rat, if you're Venus, I don't give up. Everybody is different. You out here just you know, molding uself into who you are. You believe in the zodiac.
Talk to me, Carolyn and put me on. I feel like I am, like I said, I very I have qualities of a Taurus, but I don't really subscribe to the whole thing that Like, that's exactly what describes me. So Taurus. There homebodies. Check, I'm a homebody. Uh, they're hard workers. Check, I'm a hard worker. They are loyal, check very loyal, very into family, check very into family, and then come to bad things. They are stubborn. Check I am stubborn. Um, there are hous tour So you're
running down all these qualities. Keep going, But don't you think that that would describe your husband? So that's the thing. It's like, there must be something to it that we're missing if we are not really into the whole zodiacting. I guess I just don't judge people by their signs. But there are definitely people who are listening right now, and you know who you are that you will not funk with a cancer because cancers are X y Z or you dated a cancer, or your sister or whoever
it is. So it's like we all have our own biases. I guess against certain signs on the zone giving. I want to see if they match up. You were you you said stubborn. That one matches up for sure. This man is stubborn. Okay, So it says like intelligent, dependable, dependable, for sure, dedicated. The one that just keeps coming up is stubborn. That is it. We provide stability. We like beautiful things, we like luxuries sometimes, but I don't that
that overtakes us. The other thing that a taurus. I've heard. Another quality that is not a great one is the intense neediness. Are you needy or were you at any point? I don't know if I'm needy. I think that I definitely have that quality when it comes to my husband. I depend on him. I depend on him for certain things. So maybe that could be and that range of neediness. But I don't know. I don't think that those are
necessarily bad things about me being stubborn. I think sometimes it's a good thing when you really believe in your convictions, when you really believe in something and you're like, no, I'm okay with saying this is who I am, and I'm gonna stick with my opinion. So I feel like Nooney and I are misunderstood. I feel like you don't love us for who we are. Honey. Now, this is one thing I'm gonna tell you about a Taurus. When you guys get mad, bro move out the way these people,
we're gonna go crazy. That's true. I did look this up and it's said, and I think that this is very true. It says when Taurus are prone to anger, once enraged, they can be terrifying. And I'm not gonna lie. I think I have scared the Bejesus out of Mark Grossman once or twice in his life. You are marry Latina with there you go, Mark, She's a Taurus. And that's right. You were looking for the fire and fuego and you got it, homie. So there you have it.
But now what about you, honey, Because December thirty one your New Year's baby, as I mentioned, and that's a really special thing. But what are the qualities that people would look for in a Capricorn? And we're gonna get to this list in a second. I want you guys to keep listening because we found this really amazing list that I want to share with you guys that maybe you can go in your head and think about the people in your life and how it applies to them.
You know. When it comes to being a Capricorn, I feel like we're ambitious, We're very organized, we're goal oriented. I feel like every Capricorn I know is super goal oriented and they don't mind the hustle like they will get to it, which is also part of our bad qualities because we can be pretty much ruthless. When we want to achieve a goal, we gonna go in and until it's not done, we don't care what happens to
anything or anyone. That one can be seen as as a negative a positive negative, But there's there's a lot of good qualities about you know. Capricorns were also very dependable, We're very loyal, We're good at keeping secrets. Listen to me. I'm gonna be over generalizing and putting everybody in the same bunch with me, you know. But but don't you think those are like some of the similar qualities that
I have. And that's the reason why I always say like it depends on the person, it doesn't necessarily depend on their sign. Because I feel like you could have different factors. It could be the way that you were raised, it could be the location where you were raised. That could change that. Well, this article that we found, I think this is great and I wanted to run it by you because there's a relationship mantra for every zodiac
sign and this is from Elite Daily. They broke it down and I started reading it and I thought it was a little ridiculous, But then I thought, wait a minute, they might be onto something here. So they talked about aries. Okay, so aries get lost in the thrill of commitment. According to them, so they're fearless in all things and love and lust. Aries has an unmatched zest for life. Well that's where I called bullshit, because I have an unmatched zest for life. Okay, that is not exclusive to Aries.
I love to live my life. I love new experiences. So that's where I called a little bit of bs. But it continues. Aries, you can find yourself careening hard and fast into whirlwind relationships. I have a friend who is an Aries. If a guy looks at her a certain type of way, she's gonna marry him, They're gonna have kids, they have a house. She's looking on Zillo. You know what I mean. So that's where I feel like. Okay,
that's very descriptive for sure. So when the dust settles for these people that thirst for excitement may leave in their relationship and you have to search for the next great thing. Okay, so that's aries now going through it. Don't mind me. But why do I want you to say all these zodiac signs like Walter adds, that's your job, honey, Okay, give us, give us the Walter Walter Medico Taurus would yes, okay, And this headline the relationship Mantra says, turned the slow
burn into a hot spark. Okay. As a tourist, you're a tune to pleasure and sensual delights. But as the bull of the zodiac, you know what you want once you set your sights on it. Okay, I subscribe. I'm there. But as dependable as an Earth sign, you feel comfortable letting your walls down once you feel safe enough. I will this, I will say this. I got you know
where my walls are, girls, I did. I did have walls up in a lot of different relationships, and I will say my husband is the only one, the only man that I let in all the way, And I don't mean that in a you know exactly exactly, so you know, once we open up, we let our partner come in completely. Um. And then it goes on to say that after a while, your partner will expect vulnerability as a sign of deepening intimacy. So that just means like, the more you open up, the more somebody knows that
you love them and that you trust them. That's where I saw the list and I said, okay, all right, I'm in. I feel like that could be a descriptive of your new Nie. I think I feel you know, what's crazy. I feel like I didn't get to get to know the sensitive side of him until after we were married, like ten years later. He was super close go off and you know, it was a tough exterior and it was hard to crack. I don't know if it was the whole like you know, Brooklyn kid or
Puerto Rican kid. I don't know what it was, but this man was not with the ships. Then when we got married, I was like, Wow, I'm getting to know a whole new person. But then that goes back to what I said to you. It goes it's based off of the way that you were raised, the location where you were raised, your environment. I think a lot of these things factor in geminis. Like I said, Greg teams
that Gemini. I think he's straight crazy. But anyway, this list says that Geminis need to allow themselves to free fall. And it goes on to say that you're passionate about getting to know a lot of different people, which means your interest in your partners can be superficial and flighty at best. And they say that Geminis they talk, move and process so quickly sometimes that it can be hard for others to keep up with you. So definitely Greg, that is Greg Team Man. That guy he moves, you know.
The thing about him is just that he's so quick to fly off the handle and he see it. But but he's quick with his words and quick with his actions. And so that's the reason why I feel like some of these are very on target and other ones not so much. Um for cancer, Okay, Mark is a cancer. He's got that hard exterior, but once you crack the shell, he's got that soft, mushy inside, just like a crab. Because he's a cancer. So they say cancers are sweet,
sentimental and sensual. There are a triple threatened relationships. You're comfortable with the idea of falling love, but for you, the problem is falling in love too fast. That is not true. That is not true. It took a while. I have a cancer, very close cancer, and she used to fall in love fast and hard. So I don't know. Maybe the females are different when it comes to concept.
So I'll give you a little story. When Mark Grossman and I first were getting together, and we were a couple of months into the relationship, and I felt it and I was all in and I really wanted to be with this guy. And you know, one day I looked at him and I said, I love you. And do you know what he said to me? Thank you? The first time you told him I love you. This man replied with thank you. Because that's why I'm saying
this is BS. Because if he was really all in and fell in love right away so fast, like your friend, and he would have said he loved me back. But it took for me. It was a step by step. I don't know how will you embarrassed? Did you not even register what happened? I was I started laughing. I think that that broke the tension. I was like, thank you really, and he was like no, of course, Like of course, He's like, I don't know what to say, and we both had a laugh about it. But that's
where I feel like this isn't true. But then there is one little point that they wrote out in this article about cancer. They say, once you meet someone with real potential, it can be hard for you not to dive into the relationship and surrender to all of your field good emotions. And that was like six months in. He looked at me and he said, that's it. We're moving in together. He decided, and he just said, he was like, I'm not gonna do weekends. I'm not going
to do this other stuff like I love you. This is gonna be the rest of our lives. So that I did, you know, I feel like these there's some little hints here and there, and if people are listening right now and you're like, wait, wait until you get to my sign, Okay, we're gonna do all of these, and I feel bad. So honey, if you want to do some of them, I don't want to read all of them. If you don't want me to, let me do this one because this is my mama's sign Leo.
They had let go of the perfection. Leo's exemplified dining, sam strength and captivating magnetic energy, and they light up the zodiac with their fiery passion as supreme confidence. Since Leo's are used taking up space and commanding attention, that is definitely my mother. She needs to take her wherever she goes. She's like your omni boss. She has all this masculine energy because wherever she goes, she just has to like stick acclaim, did she Rick Ross the boss? Real?
I know so many Leo's and that is the b d E that they give off. They give off that big dick energy if they even if they don't have it, even got cows like Rick Ross. That a rain she's been putting on wranglers and a cowgirl hat. Oh she's like, oh eleven. I'm like she alverady had to talk and talk about oh these cows and those horses. I'm like, lady, won't you sit your gass down. She's on an a TV at like sixty five years old. I'm like, I love it, Mom, call me house down before you break
a hip. And you can't make it out of that. But it also says, Leo's have an outgoing personality. They're not afraid of going after what they want, and they often want the best of the best. That the Leos that I know, they always want nice houses, they always want some nice cars. And also it talks about when it comes to relationship, they have to be willing to expand the idea of what love looks like because they can be looking, you know, for a perfect that a
person that just perfectly matches them. But don't you think also that with Leo's, because they think so highly of themselves, it's really hard to date somebody who are not going to be on their level ever because they think that they are just number one, and so how will they find room to bring that other person in? So I think it's really challenging. And I will say this, like some of my best friends are Leo's and I am envious of their confidence because they just it's it's innate,
it's natural, and I think that's a beautiful thing. Some people have to work on their confidence, but I think that that can be a trigger in relationships where the Leo's that I know tend to think about themselves first. And in relationships sometimes you have to put the other person first. That's a fact. My mom is a Leo and she's been married, I believe three or four times now. She don't put up bullshit. She won't move on. She's like, this is not working out for me. This person is
not good enough for me. Time to move on to a whole another marriage. So that is true about Leo's if I'm saying it coming from what I've experienced in my household, right, well, then virgo is next. And you know both of my babies are virgos. Noah and Asher are both yes, and I can't believe it. They're born two days apart in September, so they're little virgos. This is a coincidence. I need answers. You just can't just
skim through that. You have two babies two years apart, so it means you're having sex at the same exact time sometime in November. I guess I don't even know, but yes to you were like, I don't gotta work for four days, let's just get it in one weekend long. What what did I say to my brother? My brother was cracking up because he said the same thing. He's like, let me do the mass math I said the turkey wasn't the only one being stuffed. He goes, oh, He's like,
you're my sister. I don't want to hear that. So the birthdays were coincidental. This is what's even more crazy. Both of my boys had the same do date. And I had to tell the doctor with Asher to change his birthday because I said, I can't do that to him. He needs to have his own day. So I made Ashers September four because I said, his brother will always get things first, and that's the only thing that he'll be able to have before his brother. So his birthday
comes first. Mom, And you're a good mom, because my would have been like, these kids don't be born on the same day because I ain't got money for no two birthday, same cake, same booking. I don't think I don't try. I don't think I do not try. But now they're getting older, they have their own interests and it's really interesting to see that even though they're both
the same sign, they're very different. And that's the reason why I really don't believe that you can base I want people who really believe in the zodiac signs to maybe think on their approach of how they judge people, because you really just can't base it off of what these things say. So for virgos, they say that Virgo has a natural affinity for organization and precision, and that includes affairs of the heart. So when Virgos are vibing with with someone, they're less likely to be present and
more likely to analyze others. And that breaks my heart. Like, I hope my kids can all in love. I hope that they are not so analytical and breaking down the other person, you know, trying to figure them out, so that they can really experience what a fool love is. So their perfectionists, which is very true. And um, they
say when they commit, they commit strongly. So my hope is that whoever they fall in love with, hopefully they can look at them through that lens and not be so analytical because I see it in my older son but not so much and my young my younger son is a perfectionist. So I'm just hopeful that they aren't like that. Um My mom is a Libra, so I'm gonna give you this one. My mom is a Libra.
And they say it's all about balance, harmony, and diplomacy. Well, that is a lie because my mother was a dictator. She didn't take any ship. We didn't have any chance to chime in. But mom, there was button but nothing. My mom would be like better nada. It was her way and that was it. So they say that, um, they're amazing communicators and social butterflies, which is so. It's so true. My mother is the life of the party. She shows up and everybody just like gravitates toward her.
And they say that they're ruled by Venus, making them obsessed with all things relationships, especially romantic ones, And that I can say is true. My mother is obsessed with her children. She's always been there for us. She and my father have been married for almost sixty years. So I don't know, Libra, you might be onto something here. And honey, I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give you Scorpio. I'm gonna give you the Scorpio one because, as I told you, my friend dated one scorpio and she said
after that it was game over. Okay. When it comes to you, Scorpios, this article right here says that you're all about bearing your soul and going deep during your relationships, your intense complex and mysteriously alluring. You moved confidently towards your passion with ease. That tw weird when you're passionate but you're easing into it. Yeah, that you're Yeah, you're not afraid to share your soul and your heart with others, which makes you an appealing match for partners wanting the
same level of intensity. There's the key word when it comes to scorpio intensity. That's what I always hear. I hear they're very intense sexually, with their personalities and just in life in general. Have you experienced scorpios before, Carolina? I had an ex boyfriend who was a scorpio, and I believe Yeah, Okay, where's pony can we put on? Just think in the back of your mind? Genuine pony? No, I'm kidding. I'm really not though. Uh this person who I dated for a long time, UM, I think you
touched on it, honey. The perfect word was intense. He was very intense with his love of I guess I would say he was passionate, but certain things he was almost too intense. It was almost like you know when a little girl gets a stuffed animal and she loves her stuffed animals so much that she squeezes that bear and it looks like the bear's head's gonna pop off. That was that relationship. So it really wasn't like he gave me any room to breathe. There wasn't like really
a lot. I felt very stifled because yes, he loved me, but was it a good love? Was it a healthy love? And I think that that was something that I really had to examine and it ultimately lead to the end of our relationship because I just didn't feel like I could grow with this person. I felt like everything was like on on their terms. So I don't know, but
I don't feel like that's fair. Suffocating me not only with like the relationship, but also his thoughts on how I should move and how I should do this very like controlling, And that's why I feel like it's not fair. But I but there there are plenty of scorpios who are not like I'm gonna tell you my experience. Would a scorpio was it a man? It was actually a female friend. The relationship was you know, it started normal, then it became very intense, then it became long story short,
I felt like she was in love with me. I don't know. I felt like it just became more of like a a same that the same sex couple type of friends without a sex. It was just like a lot of arguing, a lot of being intense, a lot of going back and forth, and you know, in the end, we just had like a blowout and the friendship was over because I felt like she just wanted all of me, everything about me. She kind of like, in a way also wanted to be me. It was just weird. It
was so so weird. We would argue and it felt like this person just thought they owned me, and I was like, no, I can't continue this friendship. This friendship has got to go. I guess I can, and maybe I can label that my one almost less being a relationship. Honey, what do they My mom used to say, Oh my gosh, this is so terrible. And I'm not saying this in a negative way, but it's like whenever two women were I know, I'm not gonna say it it's terrible, but yes,
I don't want to get his canceled. That's why I'm gonna reserve my thoughts for it. But I would say it's more of like a single white female type of vibe maybe that you got not even that intense. It felt like I felt like arguing heavily. It was just like in friendships, you shouldn't really be like that with each other. So it sounds like she was really like kind of in another layer with you, or maybe that she felt it was a little deeper than you did.
Maybe I don't know what the friendship ended, but I still remember this person very vividly because I'm like, Wow, this bitch was intense. Bro Well, yes, now we only have a couple more left, and I'm gonna breeze through these really quickly, because like, I don't know, I never messed with a Sagittarius, but apparently they find freedom and love. They're optimists, they're honest, and they're spontaneous in their relationships.
I feel like those are really wonderful qualities, Like wouldn't you love somebody to be like, honey, pack of bag, we're going to Paris? Are you kidding me? That would be like amazing. But I don't feel I don't know, I don't feel like the Sagittarius people I know are spontaneous in any way, shape or form. Let's say Bella Bella is a Sagittarius. That woman gott to plan sh it out. Got planned it out for a week. Are you crazy me to tell her, Hey, tomorrow we're gonna go,
let's say to New Orleans. Hell no, She's like, I gotta order my beads on Amazon and on You crazy, I don't have the right umbrella. You know they bring those. She's not a little parasol. Yeah. But see, you're totally proving the point though, too, honey, because it says they're free spirited nature that they can make it hard for them to commit since they have so many options out there. So basically you're saying, your sister a Sagittarius is not this fly by the seat of her pants spontaneous type
of vibe. But I mean I would go with the optimism and the honesty. I think Bella is both of those things. So that's where we really like pull some of the best qualities from each of the signs. Capricorn, this is your baby, this is Yumi. Huh, this is expressed express your inner nurturer. Honey. It says there are so many qualities. Oh, I love this. This is so true. It says Capricorn, there are so many qualities to adore about you. I co sign yes there are, and it
says pretty adorable. It says that you tend to be pretty realistic about love. Capricorn's approach romantic commitments with a sense of responsibility. They walk into relationships with caution and care, and that when you go all in with someone, you're totally aware of what you're choosing in the relationship. And this is what makes you a generous, loyal, and serious partner. Now, despite your focus, you have an uninhabited romantic side that you unlith Oh honey, that it and tell me more
about this uninhabited side that you gotta elish. Girl. Listen, when you open one for somebody and you're a Capricorn, you gonna go all in. I'm talking like setting the crib up with candles, champagne, chocolate syrup, all that stuff. I don't know. People still do this, have a crazy stuff at the beginning of their relationships. But I used to be the person that used to said everything up in my relationship. When I first met my husband, I'd be like, Oh, yeah, I got us, this, I got us,
We're gonna go here, We're gonna go there. I was the one that was romantic. I was the one that used to, you know, set everything up. So Capricorns can be very romantic, but we could also be very tough and dry. Once we're done with you, bro, We're done with you, motherfucker. Do not call this phone no more. I love don't live here no more, and neither do you. It's not right, but it's okay. We're gonna make it anyway. But I'm the same way. I'm a tourist and I'm not trying to go back to any ex is. I
just had this discussion with a girlfriend. A girlfriend of mine was researching and I said, that was your first mistake googling an X And I said, she calls it research, Like, okay, I'm like researching. What does that mean? Okay, So she hasn't seen him in a while or they recently broke up. They broke up six years ago, honey, and she was just trying to research what he's up to, what's going on? The guy has since been married. They they had they recently had a baby, so they're not newly was but
they just had a baby. And she said, oh, did you hear about so and so? And I said, girl, I didn't. First no, I said, why would you waste your time. That relationship is done, yeah, final, you know, and why on earth would you go back there? And I think curiosity is really what was driving Exuse. I don't think she has feelings for him anymore. But for me, when I'm done, I'm done. And that's exactly like you, honey. You know. The only thing I'd be curious about Carolina
how they look nowadays. Sometimes I've been going online. I'm like, let me see what this motherfucker ended up looking like? Oh fatass? Oh hell no, you know. Sometimes I even shown and he like, that's my act, like that cornball. I'm like, why did I even show this? Managed He's not gonna let me. That's the only thing. But never like, what are they up to her? Is she your friend? Is single? I'm assuming right, yes, yes, she just just
broke up with the boyfriend. And then she was looking in her past, so I think he wasn't the only one. She was looking at other boyfriends. She looked up her boyfriend from college and we were talking about him and stuff. But it's just like, I just don't go back to old relationships. But honey, I am going to call you out for a second. Go ahead, go for it, and I I don't want you to get mad at me. I don't think you give yourself enough credit because I
peep your stories. You're making those beautiful breakfasts with like croissans and berries and mimosas. So you still have that little spark in you where you're setting things up, and I see it all the time. Girl, No, come on, I'm still like that. I still you know, I'm the one that makes all the reservations. I find even Valentine's Day, like, I'm the one that we're going here. And I love you know, I love spoiling my husband. I still buy him gifts, you know what. I'm saying, whatever he wants,
whatever he needs. He sees something and he's like, oh that's too much, I'm not saying I'll buy it for him. And you know, I definitely do a lot for I do a lot for everyone, anyone in my life. Whatever they need, I'm definitely gonna do it. But I'm just not that freak I was before. Apparently, No, I'm not out here buying clear strip of heels. Talk about this man gonna fall in love with me. He already in love. Girl, I'm too clumsy. I'm too clumsy. You see me getting
injured all the time. I used to be so limber. I told my husband, I'm a delicate flower, Honey, I gotta stretch before. If you want me to do some tricks, I gotta be like, I gotta warm it up. Don't talk about tricks. Like at the beginning of our relationship, girl, I decided about this. I'm gonna take these strip of classes, right, okay, I'm giving them learn how to clap my cheeks boom. So then I go to Spencer. I'm like, yeah, I'm a buda. It was like in a hot pink too.
I said, this man's gonna see these moves. This is like girl. So I hook up the strip of pole in the house. It's like temper. I guess like you squeeze it. I get on that put him. Oh no, not like the shower rod poll. You got the shower rod poll. You needed to screw that ship in. Yeah, like a shower girl. I'm over here, wait one seventy girl, I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna show him my tricks. Girl. First time I smoke on that pole, that ship flew off.
I landed on a glass coffee Carolina. This stop, girl, I'm gonna be in my panties on a glass coffee table. I pulled to the side. Carolina. Oh, I tried. I tried. It was the most embarrassing moment of my life. Caroline. No, but look what happened. He married you. He put a ring on it after that. Because you want to bring him in, Caroline, I feel like I want to bring him in, so you could tell you to bring in bring Noony, we want to verify the story. Noony, Yeah,
hold on, I'm gonna call him. Hold Oh my gosh, I'm dying right now. Of course I had to call him on a cell phone. You know, we have a candle. It is not only but big. But this man never hears me calling him. And here he is, Carolina and his black wife. Come here, ladies and gentlemen. My favorite part of this podcast any time he is on our very special guest, it is now Nie and I call him Newknie German because we all know who runs the house. Okay,
Sonontie Man. Great induction. Okay. So Honey was telling us about the time when she was about to like make it make it hot. She went and got the strip of poll from Spencer's and she went and she put the tension on that pole and she said, I'm gonna show this man when I'm about tell us what happened
when Honey tried to seduce you. Um, it was it was, it was sexy, It was it was only sex sexy for about fifteen seconds seconds right before Alex came off the ground and then everything came tumbling down in us. The phone wasn't secure. She did the phone with kid was like she just everything and oh my god, it was like a mess. It went from from hot to not in about seconds. But look at you now you married her. You you like you put it down because you said, this girl is going to make the effort.
Did it not show you how much like she was willing to put in? No? No, she definitely, no, No, she definitely put a lot of effort. And definitely but you know what word to the wise, if you are going to get a poll, you gotta screw that ship in because this never works out well for anybody. Yes, yes, well for sure. But it was one of those what would you call it? One those pose it was. I guess you would like screw it, like attention pressure to the ceiling. I guess it wasn't I was a D
and seven. Hello, No, but it wasn't. It wasn't that she was not holding me. Trust me first the first moment that I wrapped that and he kept around that pole and let go that hand. Because of your story, you live to tell the tale, and I will not be doing the same for my husband. I'm gonna learn from your mistake and I'll just tell him like he is not getting that at home, no way, no how Newny. Thank you everybody, nouoni, Oh my gosh, noony, love you alright,
go back to the south wing of the conduct. This man I can never find, no I know, I love it. Oh my gosh, that story. I don't even know how to wrap it up after that. But Pisces, we do have one left. We do have one left, and I can't even believe it's sorry, Pisces, but you gotta go with the flow. It says, um Pisces. It says it's one of the most complex zodiac signs out there, which is very interesting because I've never dated a Pisces and I don't really have many Pisces friends, so I really
don't know this personality. It says the planets have bestowed upon Pisces psychic energy, old soul vibes, intuitive winds, wisdom, and compassion for others. But it says it allows them to dial into their sensitivities and gives them with the ability to flood their partner with watery, deep feelings. So it can be easy for Pisces to get swept away in the current of love, but if you aren't careful,
you can project fairytale fantasies onto your partner. And that's kind of what I was going to say, is that, like, if you're a Pisces and you flood someone with your feelings, it could be a turn off. That's a lot. I don't I'm not really into all that, Like tell me a little bit, but not don't flood me with your watery feelings, right, Like I want details, but I don't want all the details, you know, Like I don't want you to give me like back, And there are some
things that should be kept a mystery. And that's how I wanted to really kind of wrap this whole thing up. Is just like dating, It's always an adventure the way that I look at dating. And there are people who right now are probably in a relationship. Maybe they broke up or looking for another relationship. I really love the fact that when I was dating, there wasn't social media,
so there was that mystery. Now, if you're not with that person, you can go to their stories, oh look there in homebook and having drinks with their friends, and then that can make you have that fomo. So I don't know. Maybe a little bit of mystery is a good thing. Mystery is always good, but I guess now you gotta work extra hard at it, Like, don't post
every single thing you do everywhere you go. Let this person miss you, let them see you when they see you now, as soon as you wake up, and when you go down to the gym, and then when you're scratching your ass, like save something for later. I think so because I feel like people are too ready to flex on the Graham and show everybody what they're out, what they're doing, what they bought, what all of it. So perhaps mystery is the biggest, biggest sign that we
should be looking for. Boom, I ended it. That's it, that's it. We ended it with mystery. Mike drop the mic. Yeah, I feel like that's what we need to do. So this was so fun. I know, it's a different type of episode, but I thought that we could have some fun with it because like, we never dive into it. I don't think I'm taking over for like as you said, but I think you definitely couldn't neither me. Are you crazy? I was fumbling all over these damn words I ain't
used to old at. Don't give me a few cards, Carolina. You'd be like, go off the head and I'll talk for an hour, But you give me some cute cards and I'm gonna act like like hooked on findings definitely didn't work for mecause, well, I'm in duo lingo over here, so I need some help. Guys, make sure that you reach out to us. We want to hear like is the scorpio thing true? Have you dated a Pisces? Let us know if we were onto something here or not.
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