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Life from the Patio

T, DW, Gary, Fortenberrywww.lifefromthepatio.com
Welcome to the Patio! This is Life from the Patio where a group of life long friends provide fresh takes on life as they see it. No Topic is off limits and neither are the embarrassing stories that follow. Go ahead and kick your flip flops off, pop a top, and hang out with us a while on the patio. www.lifefromthepatio.com
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Episodes

Most important Election in History Open Season on the Border Patrol Organ Harvesting gone wrong

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and Marty the BourbonNerd as they discuss headlines of the day. Most important election in our history! Open Season on Border Patrol Test your intelligence! YouTube Subs! Go and Subscribe! Tim Walz calls Elon What?! Virtual Life for a disabled son. 18 Adult are ashamed of decisions they have made. Fortenberry loves the Yankees! Different Sports? Are they sports? Organ Harvesting gone wrong Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch: https:...

Oct 29, 202439 minEp. 238

Tesla Robots Lizzo 2 Triphalia what is that

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, and Marty The Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines of the day! Satanic Temple Clinic Swifties are mean! Tesla Robots Slim Thug - talks about Robots - Custom Robots Lizzo 2.0 Arkansas Man takes care of business Wedding Photos Triphalia! What is that California Cops Trial Teslas! Iconic TV Quotes from the ‘70s Open Front Toilet Seats? Why? Film ruined by bad casting Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch: https://lifefromthepatio.com/me...

Oct 28, 202432 minEp. 237

Oregon Forestry Service DEI King of the Hill SNL Cold Opens

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW and Marty The BourbonNerd as they discuss headlines of the day. Zero Sugar full of Sugar Headline you won’t believe! Oregon Forestry Service - Hires based on what? Ukrainian fighting forces! Nutter Butter - strange Instagram posts King of the Hill 2025 Top Television Shows today! Man Mistreated by his girlfriend SNL Cold Opens Church members want their money back from the Pastor! If Humans were extinct what would the earth look like? Check out one of friends: https...

Oct 22, 202439 minEp. 236

Pigs Win - Links vs Patties - Strippers Unite - The Chipper Strikes again

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Marty Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss the headlines from the day. P-I-G-S Hogs beat the Vols - Bring on L-S-Who Double Standards for Men v Women Shedeur Sanders is the real deal Sausage Links vs Patties Pay your fair share of Taxes - Leaving UK Strippers UNITE!!! The Chipper strikes again Desantis handles the seamen! Kamala on Colbert Write in Candidates Jim Beam Winter Reserve Check out one of friends: https://www.tiktok.com/@Sportingdogmafia Check ...

Oct 20, 202444 minEp. 235

Kamala on the Patio Mexican Government 13 Facts that are wrong

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Marty Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss the headlines from the day. Kamala on the Patio - from parts unknown Mexico in Termoil Things that are normal for men, but are double standards for women! Why didn’t Tim Walz answer the phone? McDonald’s French Fries in trouble! Fries are too expensive. Best Fast food French fries! Cook Out! 13 Common Facts that aren’t true! Lisa Maria Presley did what? Best in-flight snacks Check out one of friends: https://www....

Oct 15, 202439 minEp. 234

Things that Bother Men - Mr Kamala Harris did what - Best part of the chicken

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Garypoppins and Wes as they discuss headlines from the day. Things that bother Men Mr Kamala Harris may not be the feminist we thought he was Money Dysphoria Gary the Irish Pirate Juan Ton is back! Hawk Tua in Top 3 of all Podcasts Best part of the Chicken Wes Tries OGD 114 Check out one of friends: https://www.tiktok.com/@Sportingdogmafia Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch: https://lifefromthepatio.com/merch follow us on TikTok: / life...

Oct 13, 202444 minEp. 233

RFK Jr in trouble - How do you pronounce Kamala - Favorite Halloween Movie - Rat Birth Control

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and Juan Tonne as they discuss headlines of the day. RFK Jr and his own freakoffs How do you pronounce Kamala Juan Tonne stops in! Favorite Halloween Movies Fads that never took off! Rat Birth Control Bill in NYC Check out one of friends: https://www.tiktok.com/@Sportingdogmafia Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch: https://lifefromthepatio.com/merch follow us on TikTok: / lifefromthepatio2 #bourbon #whiskey #fye #comedy #podcast #fu...

Oct 08, 202437 minEp. 232

NIL going crazy Pumpkin Delights Gen Z getting the Ax

oin T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and the BourbonNerd Marty Mar as they discuss headlines of the day. NIL going crazy Gen Z workers getting the Ax Pumpkin Delights Allocation Season Youth Hunt Season! High School to the NBA No Tax on Overtime!! No Kid Wedding!!! Quentin Tarrantino Movies Arrested by Kamala Favorite Meal Check out one of friends: https://www.tiktok.com/@Sportingdogmafia Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch: https://lifefromthepatio.com/merch follow us ...

Oct 06, 202446 minEp. 231

Signs you grew up poor 13 Presidential Facts Father and the Diddy Parties

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and the BourbonNerd Marty Mar as they discuss headlines of the day. Signs you Grew Up Poor Fantasy Football - FAILURES!! 13 Unknown facts about Presidents! Preacher that Looks and Sounds like Elvis! The stories of the Diddler continue. The Baby Oil Delivery - Marty never knew what a Rice Cooker was at a buffer Juan Tuan delivers the baby oil Check out one of friends: https://www.tiktok.com/@Sportingdogmafia Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy ...

Oct 01, 202440 minEp. 230

Things that irritated us Fortenberry Air Purifier Things we took for granted

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and the BourbonNerd Marty Mar as they discuss headlines of the day. Things that irritated you when you were younger World’s Largest Feet and Hands Global Warming Solutions T’s Beautiful Skin Father Fortenberry Creates an Air Purifier Big Inconveniences Hostess Honey Buns Experiences that adults didn’t realize they took for granted until they were over. Gary and the Bourbon Nerd - go Extravert Healthiest Burgers What’s the name of this Candy Candy you can’t buy an...

Sep 29, 202451 minEp. 229

Diddler on the Roof -The Pagers Blew up -Useless Skills

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and the BourbonNerd Marty Mar as they discuss headlines of the day. Diddy Diddy Diddy - Baby Oil Diddler on the Roof The Pagers actually blew up & The Walkie Talkies Cell Services You won’t believe these scientific studies! People Born before the year 2,000 and the skills they have that no one uses. Biden looking for a job The Debate Fallout continues Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch: https://lifefromthepatio.com/merch follow...

Sep 24, 202438 minEp. 228

Wheel of Fortune Gary's weird house rules Weird Beauty Trends

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and the BourbonNerd Marty Mar as they discuss headlines of the day. Dishwasher bursts into flames! RayGun - The World Number 1 Chinese Escalator to the Clouds Republic Govenor saves man choking on Lobster. Weird House Rules! Patio house rules Gary is in the doghouse Gary’s weird beauty trend. Mac-Attack and the Nintendo Switch Weird Beauty Trends Weird HOA Rules Gary only watches Wheel of Fortune when Vanna is pregnant. Check out our Website: https://lifefromthep...

Sep 22, 202436 minEp. 227

Chik fil a stay in your lane - Raygun Speaks - A lil Quid Pro Quo - Swifites say it aint so

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and Marty the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines of the day. Chik-Fil-A Stay in your Lane Raygun Speaks! Kentucky football team wanted a White Out game! They didn’t get it Charging for Cash Back! Judge looks for some Quid Pro Quo Swifties don’t believe it! Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch: https://lifefromthepatio.com/merch follow us on TikTok: / lifefromthepatio2 #bourbon #whiskey #fye #comedy #podcast #funnyvideo #buffalotr...

Sep 17, 202434 minEp. 226

9-11 Remembered Never Forget - The Debate Debacle - Kelce and Swift at the US Open - Disney obsessed couple v2

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day. Chik-Fil-A Stay in your Lane Raygun Speaks! Kentucky football team wanted a White Out game! They didn’t get it Charging for Cash Back! Judge looks for some Quid Pro Quo Swifties don’t believe it! 9/11 remembered The Debate Debacle Kelce and Swift at the US Open Disney couple obsessed. Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch: https://lifefromthepatio.com/merch follow us on TikT...

Sep 12, 202436 minEp. 225

Illegal to fly the US Flag - RFK Jr comes out - JD Vance Love Story - Facebook Apologizes

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! Illegal to fly the US Flag - RFK Jr comes out - JD Vance Love Story - Facebook Apologizes Would Bernie have beaten Trump in 2016! RFK Jr’s Daughter has a wild ass story to share, it involves a Whale! JD Vance had a sexual encounter with what? Jesse Waters puts his foot in his mouth FB apologizes to the World Father Fortenberry Marries another!! Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepati...

Sep 11, 202434 minEp. 223

Christmas in October -The many accents of Kamala -Things that Keep the Poor man down

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and Marty the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss the headlines of the day. Christmas in October? I don’t think that’s going to work The many accents of Kamala Walz Family for Trump Right to Disconnect Law 46 year old living off his parents Things that keep Poor people Poor Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch: https://lifefromthepatio.com/merch follow us on TikTok: / lifefromthepatio2 #bourbon #whiskey #fye #comedy #podcast #funnyvideo #bu...

Sep 11, 202435 minEp. 224

The Oceans are over Flowing - RIP Sid Vicous - Movies you shouldn't watch with your parents

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary, DW and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! Aggressive Water Buffalo in Iowa No Match for T The Oceans are Overflowing? Does that mean the Earth is flat Whatever happened to the whole in the Ozone Layer? Why did the government change refrigerant! DDT kept Mosquitos at Bay Danger Tourist or Dangersaurus?! Why did the government change refrigerant! Rest in Peace Psycho Sid Vicious Euty Jamie Challenges his daughter to a foot race What ...

Sep 03, 202435 minEp. 222

Sex Trafficking - The Kamala voicemail - EV in trouble

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! Hey folks, welcome back to the show where we dig into the headlines and the hidden stories that make you go, “Wait, what?” Today’s lineup is packed with everything from shocking legal battles to some serious automotive shake-ups. We’re kicking things off with the story of a Wisconsin woman who says she was fighting back against sex trafficking but ended up with 11 years in prison – a case that’s ...

Sep 02, 202435 minEp. 221

Biggest Retirement Regrets - Social Norms that would get you canceled today - The Snake in the Toilet

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! A YouTuber asked Americans aged 70 to 80 what their biggest retirement regrets were — how many apply to you? Older Adults Are Sharing The Social Norms That Were “Acceptable” When They Were Growing Up That Would Definitely Not Fly Today When the Minnesota pastor said he was spreading the good word, I didn’t realize it came with a farm and a buy-one-get-two-free deal!" Minnesota pastor, 45, sets up...

Aug 27, 202435 minEp. 220

Olympic Boxer at it again Father Fortenberry Challenge Waffle House Equalatitty Rally

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! The Olympic Boxer is at it again - but she’s taking on the Rich and Famous Could Father Fortenberry beat the boxer Raygun The Waffle House cleans their silverware? If you could never have waffle house again Gary! The Canadian Pandemic worse than Covid What’s the best breakfast restaurant Equalatitty Rally Kim Jung Un Whiskey of the Week Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy so...

Aug 24, 202439 minEp. 219

Sloth Fever Stop and See Collapse of the Pyramid Cute animals with not so cute a reputation

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! Sloth Fever Pyramid Collapses in South America 16 Cute Animals with dark side. Raygun!? Is that a character on StripeSls? Odd Olympic Sports Reading is fundamental! It can be boring! Gary hates reading Stranger Things awesome or not, Shows that you enjoy now The Umbrella Academy Series Ending Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch: https://lifefromthepatio.com/merch ...

Aug 21, 202431 minEp. 218

Cyber Truck Haters Backyard Weeds can kill you Angel Baby learns Spanish

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! Cyber Truck Haters Backyard weeds that can alter your DNA Retailer closing Stores Angel Baby learns to speak spanish - kinda BourbonNerd Whiskey of the week Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch: https://lifefromthepatio.com/merch follow us on TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@lifefromthepatio2 #bourbon #whiskey #fye #comedy #podcast #funnyvideo #buffalotrace #distill...

Aug 18, 202437 minEp. 217

Olympics 2024 outahere! Controversy abounds Paraguayan Swimmer Harley's Bud Light Moment

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! What are our past Olympic Hero’s up to today? Olympic Controversies Paraquaian Swimmer Harley Davidson has a Bud Light Moment! Tyson CFO in trouble Hauk Tuah Girl 15 mins has ended Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch: https://lifefromthepatio.com/merch follow us on TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@lifefromthepatio2 #bourbon #whiskey #fye #comedy #podcast #funnyvide...

Aug 14, 202434 minEp. 216

No New Taxes Enshitification Weiner Mobile accident NFL and Fantasy football

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! No New Taxes Weiner Mobile was in an Accident Hawk Tuah Girl’s 15 mins of fame may have expired Hook up culture Enshitification? Slang terms the kids use Best Sandwich ingredients What would be LFTP Stage Names Food Combinations you can’t stand Random Facts that you know What Mario Kart Character are you NFL Football Season is coming! Which mean fantasy football Arkansas’s Record this fall ...

Aug 08, 202432 minEp. 215

Olympic Boxing goes crazy- Jelly Roll Mistaken for Homeless -Cool small towns-Fast Food is expensive

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! Olympic Women’s boxing Champion - Jelly Roll mistaken for homeless man - Slang from the 1920’s Coolest small town in each State What TV Should would you want to be in? What’s an Olympic Sport that doesn’t exist but should Fast Food is expensive MadLibs Returns Check out our Website: https://lifefromthepatio.com Buy some Merch: https://lifefromthepatio.com/merch follow us on TikTok: https://...

Aug 06, 202432 minEp. 214

No Olympic Invitation for Fortenberry -Life in the Olympic Village-Things we miss from the Old Days

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! Who is Taylor Boone? Donate to Taylor Boone: https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-taylor-and-emmett-after-tragic-accident?qid=c6db3ea49ee57ee3cfb70f69732d0189 43 years in a Row and no Olympic Invitation for Father Fortenberry! Gary has been in the Olympics! Grammy carried the Torch in Atlanta! Snoop Doggy Dog carried the Flag for the US of A Father Fortenberry worked at an Olympians Home! She...

Aug 01, 202430 minEp. 213

Kamala Mania sweeping the Country - Extreme Eating Fetish TV - Marty and the Rotten Smell

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! Kamala Mania sweeping the Nation! A man had to have a body part amputated! Which part was it! What’s the plural of fish Extreme Eating Fetish YouTube Channels - Is this dangerous Would you take pictures of your pick for $2,000 Marty and the Rotten Crab Juice! Do you believe in Aliens? Peruvian Aliens have no finger prints! Check out the Baker Drinks Live: https://www.youtube.com/live/F0J5gB...

Jul 30, 202429 minEp. 212

Hobby Horse World Championship T the Columbian drug lord Which Uncle Jesse do you remember?

Join T, Father Fortenberry, DW, Gary and Mary Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines from the day! Hobby Horse World Championship!! Live from Finland Father Fortenberry Volunteers to be the Hobby Horse version of a Clydesdale! Or an Arkansas Walker! Cult Leader makes devious plan! But he didn’t quite think this one out well enough! T is in his Columbian Drug Lord Attire! Who has the coolest hats! Live Stream a MegaDen of Rattlesnakes! How do you define a Den! Trip Advisor – things to do ...

Jul 28, 202435 minEp. 211

Hawk Tuah Girl Making Waves NCAA Football 2025 Ingred Andress performs the worse National Anthem

Hawk Tuah Girl Update! Monetize your fame! People that went Viral! Breastaurants are closing! Is Chik-Fil-A the best Fast food restaurant! Are they even the best Chicken Sandwich Burger King Long Chicken Sandwich - Love it or hate! You can get McDonalds Pounder NCAA football 2025 Golden Pants - Worse National Anthem Ever! Ingred Andress vs Enrico Pallazzo! The shot heard around the world! Bourbon Nerd Whiskey of the Week - Dickle 15yr Whiskey - Flintstone Vitamin Check out our Website: https://l...

Jul 28, 202434 minEp. 210

Father Macho Man - T Saves Paris from the Crocodiles - What does your wife do when your not home

Father Macho Man Savage! More expensive Bourbon Hunting or Owning a Chevy?! Bryce Mitchell - Flat Earther - Born Again Christian! Should felons get their voting rights back? Paris has a Crocodile Problem - could Big T save Paris? Riding Crocodiles under the Arc De Triumph! What do wives do when their are home alone! Strange spots you have fallen asleep Bourbon Nerd Bourbon of the Week! Iron Dome - No Iron Dummy Gulf Water Temp 91 degrees Eagle Hunter Shirt Check out Wades Channel: https://youtub...

Jul 18, 202432 minEp. 209
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