Welcome to fucking Candy Land, hosted by Rampage and Gemini. What's up, motherfuckers? Welcome back to Candyland. Paige is here looking sexy as shit. I'm here on my couch looking like a whole bum. Ooh, she's shaking her titties. Join Patreon if you want to see her shaking her titties. Welcome everyone. I went thrifting today and I have an amazing story.
There was a Candyland box and it said your child's first game and I thought, how significant is this because I. We were recording, but another really amazing thing that happened as I walked into this thrift store and this lady at the front said my purse was too big to come inside. I could put it in the car. So we were like, okay, we'll leave because I'm not going to go set my purse in the car after you announced this to everyone in this obviously ratchet thrift
store. So basically, we leave and there was a lady walking in past us who had a purse the same size as mine, almost the same exact purse. And what do you know if that Lady gets to go in? And then she didn't say nothing, she didn't come back out. We sat there and watched, yeah. That's just because I was looking cute. I put my makeup on today. It's never before heard in my life somebody say you can't
come. Like, I can go into the movie theater with the whole last comforter stuffed inside a giant bag and they don't say shit, but you can't walk into the thrift store. And you think I'm going to steal from the Peddler's Mall? Do I look like I'm coming into the Peddler's Mall to call the bag full of stuff that you probably should have just thrown out anyways? Some like, you know, every once in a while you get something at a thrift store and you're like, hell, yeah, this was fire.
Like, you know, whatever. But let's just say that like when you go to a peddler's mall, for those that go to these types of places, probably about, I don't know, it's 5050, you know what I mean? Like there's 50% junk and like 50% good stuff. Sometimes it's priced at a good price, or sometimes these people want 1970 retail price for it in 2023. But for the lady to tell me that I couldn't bring my person but another lady walked in right past me, went right in an older lady.
But it's because they know that you're into men with throat tattoos. You're tatted up wearing dark lipstick. You're up to no fucking good out here trying to find a daddy in the thrift shop. And she was not going to have it. She told me you can put your, you can put it in the car. And I thought to myself, I bet this lady really thinks I'm going to go do that. Like. That's part of like a scheme though, like.
What if there's a scheme and you look super cute dressed up and you go and put it inside of your Were you driving your car? No, I was OK because I was about to say you're you look like a target in your car. Well, thank you Gemini, but this late we didn't see what vehicle I came in. She was just being a cunt. And I'm not a target because I have a gun and they're a target. I'm not going to put my gun in the car. The the gun will not be separate
from my persons. So if I can't come into your dusty ass bin shop to come look around at your has been bullshit. Then don't come for me because I'm leaving and I was with my friend. I don't go to sketchy places like that without my brother. And yeah, so there's that. I wish you would have been like, no, I'm packing heat, bitch. I'm not leaving my gun in my
car. You know, I couldn't wait to tell you about it. I know that because whenever that Lady walked right in swiftly after she told us to leave and had like a very similar size purse, I was like. I cannot wait to tell Jim and I. And then I was like, you know what? I will never in my life come back here. Ever. Ever. I was meant to record in this spot. You know what I just realized? I have my human design cards literally right here, and I
never have them downstairs. But I brought them downstairs last night because I was looking at something. And then I decided to be down here and had I gone upstairs to record, I would have left them down here and not have had them at the end. Look at that divine alignment. It's a beautiful moment. You know what I love? That it is fall season almost, and it's socially acceptable to talk about Halloween. And even though I've been talking about Halloween for like a whole month and a half, I'm
really excited. But I'll just be honest that there was like no good Halloween stuff out this year. Like in the beginning of the season, I got some cool candles. Those taper candles I showed you. But like all of the decor stores and craft stores had like, nothing good. Even to the point where Michael's has 40% off Halloween stuff right now. Like, why would you have 40% off Halloween stuff?
And yeah, I know because it's like they want to get rid of it and put Christmas stuff up. We're still a whole almost two months away from Halloween and all technicality and. How would it be on sale then? Because it sucks. That's what I'm saying. That's fucking wild. I don't know. I think that you're right. I think that they they do want to push out what they can. They want to get the Halloween stuff out of the way and then they're going to step right to Christmas.
They're not even going to. I think a lot of people don't even like celebrate Thanksgiving anymore. Or like, I know a lot of people don't want to call it Thanksgiving. They'll call it like family dinner or whatever, but like or friends giving, but they don't even market that holiday anymore. It's all a big marketing thing. It's all for whatever's going to make the most money. And Halloween just doesn't make
as much money as Christmas does. You have so many, you know, there's so many religions and stuff where those people won't even celebrate Halloween that that's not where their money maker is. Their money maker, I feel like, is Christmas and Easter. Because those are the yeah, but not everybody has a Boo. Some people are lonely, frumpy buying vibrators. I bet you vibrator sales goes up incredibly in the month of February, but like, I don't.
I guess you're right. I guess to me, like, we just don't really celebrate Valentine's Day. And so I don't really, like, lump that in or think about it. But people do really be doing crazy ass shit for Valentine's Day. Imagine having to clean up the hotel rooms the day after though, because like should be wild. Do the visualizes out on that was not pleasant. Thank you for that, no. I can't imagine how much waste comes from wrapping paper though. Like it's my biggest pet peeve.
Like I like gift bags because I save them all, reuse them, you know what I mean? Like people can recycle those, but like I despise wrapping paper because I feel like it is one of the most wasteful. Things that just go into the landfill and deteriorate, like, I just think it's just not okay. Yeah, I don't really. We don't really do wrapping paper. I've never even, I've never been big on wrapping paper, even when my kids were little.
Like, I've always done gift bags or stuff comes inside of a box and I'll put your box in another box and be like, surprised. Unwrap the box I mean. I just think that they always talk about like this carbon footprint thing, but like wrapping paper is a fucking billion dollar industry that they are popping their shit on. And I don't agree with it at all. I mean, not to say like, I understand for kids it's like fun and whatever, but I think.
Kids are just way too spoiled. And I'll say it again and again, I just don't think any kid should get over 10 presents total for Christmas. I think that sets them up for failure later on in life because 10 presents is a lot for a kid and I'm talking for multiple people from multiple avenues. That's still a lot of presents and kids expect that or expect these things. And then when they get older and realize that their parents had to work fucking 42 hours, that.
Months that added up to that one gift. Or you know what I mean? Like, that's just unacceptable to me. I saw this meme the other day and it had a a picture of like, fruit in a cup and it said grown in Brazil, packaged in Thailand, sold to you in America. But they're worried about your carbon footprint. Absolutely. And you know, I saw something as well that I got in my IPSI bag that said it was manufactured
somewhere over. Like South America or something, but distributed by Canada. And I'm in America, you know what I mean? Like it was made somewhere, went to Canada packaged or whatever. Says it's a Canadian company, but your product is fully coming from a different country and then you're shipping it to America. For it to end up like in an IPSI bag that's like you know $15 or something like to sell it for $0.80 a unit, it's nuts to me.
Well they can sell it for $0.80 a unit and make a profit on it because they didn't have it packaged inside of Canada. And so whatever labor that was, it was cheaper for them to do the shipping and get the labor outsourced and then send it to you for $0.80 a thing than it is for them to do it all in house themselves. I know it's sick.
I don't understand how people end up doing that because there are even small businesses where they'll get like a, you know, they'll sign a contract with the company or whatever to help them mass produce something. And so then, you know, China buys up a lot of people's like small business things and make things for people. And it's almost like a it's almost like a drop ship. It's almost like they'll buy your company from you and send you a Commission check.
But they're handling all of your sales and all of the things and that's never really jived with me. I've known somebody who who did that and she ended up basically selling her whole company because she ended up having no say over quality control or anything.
She's just the customer service person at, you know, by the end of it, having to answer for things being wrong with her product that she's not even manufacturing or packaging anymore or sending to people so. She's not even seeing it at all. She doesn't see it at all. She was basically just like getting money from it and profit from it. And so like, yeah, that's just you still have to do all the
marketing, all of the things. And by doing that, like, you know, we've talked about before having control over your passion things and making sure that the money at the end of the day isn't your top importance and thing. The quality of what you're doing and loving what you're doing is important. And to start something and to start a company and to do the marketing and have people gain trust in you, and then to turn around and be like, I'm selling
this company. These aren't even things that are coming from my hand. They're not coming from my home. You know, I'm, I'm selling me and my energy, but somebody over here with small baby hands is putting it into this little teeny box for you. Well, yeah, that's sad. And I know baby hands because of child labor. I know that's what I I got it. I got the joke. And it's not a joke. It's really fucked up because we've outsourced everything in America to these countries and
so we're kind of at their mercy. And The thing is, as much as like these countries don't like America and the way they live, they love our consumerism. So when people think that like China's going to do this or do that, like China wants our business because they treat us as an asset, we owe them so much
money, they basically. Own us, but they let us pretend that they don't and they do at the same time because they don't Like they wouldn't have that type of business from these little pop up like very bad quality like Timu wish things. They wouldn't have that type of business from the people around them because the market's not there. These people know that it. XYZ You know what I mean?
That it's going to break in three months and two days, but you saved $20 that you would save in America, and that's really all that matters. People think that like all of the assets or the wealth is here in America. But the sad thing is, is it's all in other countries, which is why there's inflation here, because the rich masters that have the money here hoard it. And you're not going to get it.
And you owe them money next month because they're your landlord or your boss or whatever it may be. So the sad thing is, is like as much as we say that we're against certain things, you know, they've created like monsters. They've created this monster that is America. That is all consumers and what we are the most consumerist in the in the world. And they love that. Like they need that. They need that to keep their pockets lined.
So, like, talking like they want to destroy us or start war or all these different things. Like if they wanted to do those things, they already own us. Like we owe so much money to these other countries. And The thing is, is like, they brainwash us here in America to think that we're the greatest. But like everyone knows, China could take us out at any given time. And then Russia's just, like, kind of. What I want to say has like a
vendetta against everyone. I feel like Russia's kind of like the modern day Hitler thing going, you know what I mean? I don't know. It's something about that, but I feel like the world in our holidays feed these other countries so much money is what I'm trying to get at. That was the point. No, I get exactly what you're
saying. And and what you were talking about about, you know, people that have money here and whatever, those people that make all of that money a majority of the time are not paying the same taxes, are not paying a lot of the taxes because they put their money into these offshore different country money systems. And so they're not even paying
back. So the people who are making, I don't want to say all the people, but there are a lot of people who make money by having businesses here in the US and then they find ways to shorthand. They're able to afford all of these tax people who can get them, you know, all of these tax breaks and whatever, and show them all the things. So then they're, you know, greedy here and there, but then they have money underhanded.
You hear all the time about the IRS busting people who have fucked tons of money and them like paying it out and settling it or whatever, and then it just goes away. Well, not really. Because the government loves to bust rich people that they don't already own. I feel like our government is like, you know, like the JP
Morgans of the world. And like how they had all the money during, like the Industrial Revolution and they had all the money during slavery, and they had all the money when we came to fucking America. You know what I mean? Like, it's never steered from its original roots. Not feel like the greed from our consumerism has made it worse, worse than it ever has been. There was this ranking of all the tax brackets for like millionaires or wealthy people. And like in the 40s they were
getting taxed like 80%. They were paying 80% of the taxes. But now like in the last like 50 years, it's went from them paying like 50 to 40 to 30 to 20 to 28 to 32 to 42 to 20 again, you know what I mean? And it's like that cycle or sweep of people and that's why like I. No reincarnation like you come with karmic lessons and I do believe people will make it
right. I do think that there has to be some type of checks and balances system that like actually will come to fruition, but I just choose not to like feed their agenda further with like really. Feeding that cycle of consumerism and things like, people don't realize that if everyone was just like, we're going to boycott this brand on this day and I'm talking complete blackout, like everyone was on the same page, not one person went there, not the
person who just fucked. The people don't care. No, I'm talking zero people. They would lose billions of dollars and they would stop. Fucking with people, you know what I mean? Like Starbucks, If everyone's like on February 17th, we're boycotting Starbucks and it went like a sweep. And every person truly did, like they would lose so much money. And it's just like they don't realize that we actually do hold a lot of those powers, but they
make us believe we don't. So we never band together and actually get anything done. I also don't think that people as a whole realize how much money we spend. Like here and there, like little dollars here and there. And I know that for me, like I told you, I'm on this. Like I have specific things that I'm wanting to spend my money on, and I'm also changing my entire mindset around like abundance and prosperity. And I am not spending money on just extra little shit. I'm just not doing it.
Like. And I found for me like, I'm finding all types of different ways to be resourceful with what I already have and appreciate what I already have in a way that I wasn't before. Like, I thought I was going to buy my son a whole new bed and I was looking online or whatever. And I was like, OK, well, I said like, I'm not making new purchases in the month of September outside of like an emergency. And like, our bills. I'm not, I'm not getting coffee. I'm not doing anything
additional. And I'm not buying food out. I'm making a point to go to the grocery store because what you spend, you know, on one meal going out could feed you for multiple meals at home. And so said I wasn't going to get him a bed. And then I realized that I had double stacked mattresses in my daughter's room when we got her new bed. And so I have a mattress in there and I could have just spent, you know $200.00, a new one for him had I just impulsified.
And we don't realize how many things we are. Like we're double buying on things we are. You had talked about coffee the other week and I was like, I'm drinking my coffee, don't hate, but like since that I realized I have to go cups in my kitchen and I just make myself to go coffee. And I already have flavoring that I haven't been using and so I use that like, come on now. Honestly, I love that because I did that in the month of August.
I like, cut pretty much all subscriptions and just things like I'm down to literally to like digital subscriptions. Like I have like paid for everything yearly.
Because I found that like you know, you do save money if you just like buy Dropbox for a year, Google Drive for a year, whatever it is, and I'm just like buying it yearly rather than like looking at those $8. Or so charges every month and just like doing a one time thing and having one receipt for it rather than 12 like it just doesn't make sense.
And like that's been really useful for me to just like buy things for the whole year because I'm like now I know what this cost and how this affects me, right? Like I can see the return of investment for this service like. I personally don't pay for any TV subscriptions. I just like am on my family. So if they ever cut that off, like I won't give a fuck, you
know what I mean? Because I don't watch it enough to care, but at the same time I don't have like a child I need to entertain or something like that. It could be a necessity otherwise. But music is like the only subscription that I really like is a necessity for me because I cannot do commercials and music.
You know what drives me nuts is commercials and podcasts and like, listen, I know that we we have a commercial here and there in ours, and that I wish that all podcasts were just like a here and there commercial. But I have one of my favorite podcast crime junkie. They have like four or five fucking what are they called? Advertisements. Like 3 or four times during the show. And so today I'm trying to listen to Murder.
I finally had Brian in the kitchen with me listening to Murder. I can't ever get him to listen to it. But anyways, and it just kept on going to commercials and he's like, what the fuck? We have to find out what happens. Honestly, I just personally couldn't do Hulu because of the commercial thing. You have to pay extra for their no commercial, Whatever. I'm on this thing. I don't pay. I'm on my sister's and I'm on my
mom's. Show whatever's and if one of them doesn't have it, well then I'm fucked because I I'm not going to, I'm not going to pay for it. I there's this app called Rocket Money that I downloaded and it basically helps you see where you're spending money, how much money you're spending in all of these different categories, and it breaks down. What you spend and I'm going to have one for my business account and I'm going to have one for my
personal account. But you put in what your bills are and all the shit and it like budgets for you and tells you you should remove this. So I canceled a bunch of subscriptions. I spent $480 last month between fast food and drinks apparently, and I don't even eat fast food. So just like going out and just being like I'm going to grab this here, like at the gas station or whatever, it all adds up. You know, it's crazy.
My credit card does that and I'm pretty much like for my personal use, always use my credit card because I get flight points and I get free flights. So I basically get that breakdown in a pie chart every month just on the spending that I do on there. And sometimes it'll be like entertainment, which will be like going to do, things will be expensive or the shopping will be like, wow. So that's why like I have cut it down big time.
But I did so good the last couple months, like not spending before I went on my vacation because I knew that I would spend money in Vegas. But I really did really great. And it worked out perfect because getting a car, when you rent the car, you know it's a a rate. But every time you Uber and tip and stop and go, stop and go, it's just like so much more money, I feel like. So it was just really nice because you kind of get to do a lot more that's free. Or you know what I mean?
That like, doesn't always cost you money every single time you want to leave the hotel. So that's been that was really cool. We saved a lot there, but I haven't been going out and like getting stuff at all. Did you end? Up going to a different thrift shop? Yes, we went to several. We ended up going to Goodwill's and I found one really cool thing and it was like $0.50 can't beat it. She's shopping on a budget. Y'all. She looks expensive but she bug it bar budget bargains.
Well, I'm not digging in those bins for clothes cuz like I can't. Like I will dig like in a rack if I can just look at it, but I'm not gonna like dig through those bins I have. Been shopping with you where you're digging through racks and OK, I'm a glancer. When I shop, like I look and I'm like, yeah, none of that really looks good. You were here, moving stuff to different racks, going through every single thing, pulling things out, looking. And you weren't just looking for
yourself either. You'd be like Jim and I. Look at this. Jackie, look at this. Oh my gosh, this would look. So you need a wallet with a with a thing for your wrist. Like you just kept up. You were going for it, looking at all the shit. Well, not by a bunch of stuff that I picked out for you though. It's fine. It was. Perfect. And you know what? I get told here? For those of you on Patreon, let me see if I can show you. Those fuzzy ass big ass slipper platform Slippity sloppities are
the most comfortable thing. I get complimented everywhere about how comfortable those look. I've almost broken my ankle twice, but now I know how to walk in them. They're luxurious. You know, I love finding those Ugg slides at the TJ Maxx's because they're like $2530, especially when you find them in Florida. That was the 1st place I found them and then we found them in Utah.
You will never find those in Kentucky because these little sweeper snappers will snap those up and they'll have them on Facebook Marketplace before 3:00 in the afternoon beyond there, so. I feel like the demographic when we went into that TJMaxx was like. Real elegant old lady. Honestly, every TJMaxx that you go into in every different market has different things. And a lot of those markets out West have extremely nice purses and Jews like extremely nice. Like we're here.
They don't even really carry, like Michael Kors or like the name brand stuff anymore because I guess, like, I don't know, they just, they have a bunch of like, little, you know, like nothing exciting purses. But every time I go out West and go to a freaking TJMaxx, I'm like, I have to get another suitcase. You bought a suitcase. My suitcase is so fucking beautiful. I also get comments and compliments on my suitcase when I go places and when I had to pack to go to Pendleton to go
get chased by hobos. I was so excited to get to pack my skull thing and I realized that there was like two or three stuff that was inside of the suitcase so that I hadn't unpacked from our trip. And I was like, oh, I want to go. I mean, mine is fucking crazy ass home girl, but like, I loved hanging out with just you and Jackie and I wish that our whole.
Trip had been us staying in that Airbnb and going in like walking around town and going to shops and doing pictures and shit because like first of all I wouldn't known how to dress for that and I'm so disappointed when I look back on the pictures of that trip and I was told like. We're going to be camping and when and like a spiritual retreat. So when I'm thinking of going camping I'm thinking we're butt fucking ass ugly.
And I thought I was great that I was showing up with chapstick and mascara and then here you and Jackie are and you guys are just naturally fucking adorable. And I brought like. Clothes to wear outside and the rugged terrain and you guys have all these outfit changes. You're cutest shit taking pictures and I I feel like because Home girl is a bum ass hoe and doesn't know how to dress herself. She wanted someone else to feel like a bum ass hoe and being told to bring leggings and sweaters.
I feel some fucking way about it. You know, I still can't get over that stranger lady planning a whole surprise trip for me and you to meet and then acting like a crazy psycho after that. It's like she put in so much work. Y'all for the new listeners. Those that haven't went back to the beginning. When me and Gemini finally got to meet in person, it was a complete surprise. Like a 360 surprise.
I was so shocked that if you haven't seen that video, Scroll down on my Instagram and look at my face because it was like a game changer. She was like, so secretive. I can't believe that you really did keep that secret from me. And I wasn't even, like, picking up on it. Like, it was just so interesting how all of that unfolded the way
that it did. But with that being said, the fact that a stranger planned that entire trip and then flipped out on everyone and told us how fake that we were, and like, how just she hated everything about us, it's like I am exactly the same person and so is Gemini, because why would we get along together? And like, we've never met either. She acts like we had all known each other and yet we were isolating her. No, I've never met Gemini. Gemini.
I'd never met Jackie. We'd never met this lady like, you know, the list goes on. No one knew each other except me and Jackie. So with that being said, it was like one of those moments where there was like no regard and no warning because this lady had done a lot of like extras and like kept secrets and done all of this stuff. And it's like, for what though? Like what did you think you were going to get out of that? What did you think was going to
benefit you from that? Because she never did readings with me. She only had done like, bought merch and stuff. But I don't remember ever doing a reading with her. And I feel like that's the same for you. She bought a bunch of your merch from your website, but yet I don't feel like she ever did readings. So it's like, what was she
trying to concoct? And why did she want you to feel like we were going to do a spiritual retreat when I've spoke out a million times how you can't have a spiritual retreat if you're drinking alcohol? So that's where I had been, like, confused and frustrated is. That so this whole thing had been told to me that it was. And of course you and I aren't talking about your plans going because you don't think I'm
going. So all of the information that I had was with her and she was telling me that it's like a spiritual retreat. We're going to be hiking. We're going to be doing stuff out in nature. I was like, what should I be bringing? She's like, well, we're going to be camping. And I was like, OK, and so then when I when we get there and it's a tiny house. And so I'm like, I I just, I just envisioned something different. I didn't understand. And yes, absolutely had it.
But what if it had been just you and Jackie had showed up, You two know each other and you don't know this girl. And for whatever reason, you know, she would yell about she yelled about you that night or whatever when she almost got thrown off the fucking balcony, but she wouldn't act like like she wasn't. How do I say it?
It's like she wouldn't have been scared to have confrontation with you guys, but she wasn't having the same confrontation with me, even though she was like talking to me and getting mad to me. Does that make sense? Like she wasn't nervous to talk, but she wouldn't have, like, done anything else. What's weird to me is like, I don't know where all the anger came from because, like, she sunned up for all of these extra things. She invited us out there, She invited you out there.
She planned the surprise. She committed to pick us up at the airport, drop us off, and then immediately turn around like 4 hours later and get you from the airport. Like she committed to all of those things. So it just really still blows my mind on, like what goes through people's heads. Especially since, like we're truly in a spiritual war. And I do think that the universe is going to manifest distractions for anyone, whether that's a relationship or a friendship or something, a
distraction of some sort. And I feel like she was just such a distraction. Like, why were you you even involved in drama? Like, in the beginning? Like, why was she mad? Or like wanting to vent to you or start shit? Like it didn't make sense. Like none of it made sense. I didn't get it. So what? What started it from? From what I remember is what started it that night was she
kept on making those like. Remember the entire day she was just making, like, underhanded tones and, like, she got upset. We were all at the grocery store and like, just these little things here or there. And then when we were all going to, I think everybody was going to go lay down in bed. She was just sitting on the end of her bed and was like, just looked so frustrated. And she'd been on the phone with her husband, and so I asked her what was wrong.
And she she had said that she just felt like she was left out. And I was like, I'm so sorry that you're feeling that way. And she's like, I feel like you all talk shit about me. And I was like, no, but I I was like literally that's like all you and I was not mean about it like and. For real, because I I wasn't in the mode yet at the beginning of the conversation to be angry. I was in the mode of, Oh my gosh, this person feels left out. And like do they have legitimate things?
Like if I feel left out, I would be like, this happened and this happened and it made me feel left out. And she couldn't come up with anything of why she was feeling left out. And when I would point things out like. We wanted to sit out with you at the fire. We were inviting you to go sit out at the fire. You know, you left, whatever.
And then she just started screaming about how I am catering to you by making your plate and by making dinner and cleaning up and that she thought that we were boss bitches. But I'm here making people dinner and washing dishes and she just doesn't see it and blah blah blah. And I'm like. Do boss bitches not eat? I didn't see. I didn't see her jump in and help make any fucking food. I didn't. You know, I didn't see her saying, Oh no, please don't make
me dinner tonight. I saw her over here getting her plate served to her too. It's not like I made you a plate and we're like Jackie and home Girl fuck yourselves. I don't know. The whole fucking situation is just really still dumbfounding. And I feel like at the same time, just because there was alcohol involved and maybe pills like it's just hard to really relate to her. And I'm glad I'm not. Your husband?
She did cheat on her husband. And they had only known each other for a very short moment before they got married. And like, when we planned this trip, they didn't even know each other yet. So, like, you know, I just feel like a lot changed in her life hormonally and just drama had been brought to the table. This guy was in a biker gang that she made sure we knew that they kill people, which I was like great. And then we found out he's not actually in the gang. He's just a runner.
She was like it it was very OK. So it was just so odd because she would have these moments of like, we all felt like we were getting connected to her and like she would like open up. And we were having this like deep conversation. Like she was talking about like having a baby, like her marriage, all this stuff, like all these intimate details about things, and then turns around and is like. And I don't. That's what it was. And I don't feel comfortable telling you guys anything.
And I'm like, you literally were just telling us like. And then she wants to know how come after she's been crazy all weekend and telling us all this crazy fucking shit about her husband, why we're like, we're getting an Airbnb? I don't want to fucking go back. And have you've been telling this man all weekend how much you hate us and whatever other version you threatened to leave us in the fucking desert hours away from a rental car company or an airport?
And you're going to then think that we're going to come and sleep in your home and eat food that this man makes. You've lost your fucking mind. Because I would have gone postal. I'd have got we. We'd have got into trouble, you know, it's crazy. Speaking of the desert Burning Man, the music festival was this past weekend and they are currently stuck in the desert because on September 1st, which was two days ago, there was a massive flood that went raging through Nevada desert.
And basically not a flood. It was a brainstorm that created a flood, that created a mudslide that's now trapped RV's, campers and people in thongs, all in the desert. And you know, they didn't bring a lot for the festival, just hammocks, drugs and G strings. Because I saw the befores like, I saw like the pictures of what they were wearing before this happened, and now they are bundled up and freezing and have
no water or bathrooms. And I just encourage everyone to go look on TikTok and beyond the trending videos of Burning Man, it's really, really helping me realize I never want to go to Burning Man. I'm riding down hammocks, drugs and G strings as the name for this episode. You said that. And I was like, I cannot forget that she said that that could go on a tshirt. It really could. And it could have look at like a
lollipop, hammocks, drugs. And you know, I'm not really about going and doing Burning Man and shit like that because it's too many people. But I would also really fucking hate to be stuck out there. Their Booty Kings are going to get sunburned. More interesting is these people have very expensive campers, very expensive like cars and Jeeps and things. So Jeeps are normally pretty withstandable of like being able to go through mud and rocks. I mean, you saw it. We saw it in Utah.
Well, the Jeeps that tried to drive on the Mudslide are all the way sunk in the mud all the way. All you can see is like the roof of the car. Well and. Also, that mud is all. Like hardening now. So it's not like it's wet mud that they is like pliable anymore either. It's all getting hard. My thing is, whose insurance is going to cover this? How are they ever going to get those RV's out of there? They're abandoning.
I mean, some of these people are from Sweden, like the girl I was watching that I sent you the video. She's from Sweden or some other country. Like, she's not from here and they're going to have to walk like 2 1/2 miles in this to get to a highway where it will be concrete, and then walk another 2 1/2 miles to Reno. So my real question is, who's going to come out and salvage all this? If it's like stuck stuck there, whose insurance companies are actually going to cover this?
Even if you have full coverage and comprehensive? Like, what the fuck yeah, cuz? I don't even know what kind of thing that would that fall under, like a natural disaster. Claws. And do they even cover natural disaster stuff? Yeah, they do. But like it, it's not just a natural disaster that, like, you're in your zip code, you're at your house, like you are maybe in a rental car. Maybe you're in a car that's not yours. You know what I mean?
Like, I would imagine with what I'm seeing with these campers, like, who is going to get these campers out? You know what I mean? Yeah, I have no idea. Like, I don't know, it's really crazy. And some of the outfits, the people are like Burning Man expectation of them like the day before, and they're cute outfits to Burning Man reality the next day. And there's not really been any content posted in the last like 20 hours because everyone's phones are dead now.
And the people who have generators, because a lot of people do, they're like flying over in helicopters and they're like, don't turn on your generator. Basically it'll create like a electromagnetic magnetic. Wave in the water. That will fry everyone touching the water. Yeah, it's just like a little bad. Like it's really bad. And then there's like so many Porta potties, but like, the people can't get in to clean them. So now there's absolutely nowhere.
And the water that there's like not enough water. Like where people would probably have water in their campers. Well, this has to be, I mean I get like at first like people may not know that they're there, may not know to go and help them, but at this point they've made TikTok videos about it and stuff. So there has to be some type of like relief coming to them they. Can't get in there. No one can get to them, but how would they be able to hike their way out if nobody can get to them?
Well, I mean it would be like how could you get in, in that knee deep mud with resources. I mean, they have to have a way that they like the rich. People that had private jets and things haven't probably been rescued. Well, I know, but they if there are people like actually like genuinely stuck that like can't get out of there, they should be having some type of like Emergency responder, all of. Nevada is under a natural or an actual emergency.
Literally, I guess Jelly Roll started a flood because the day before he had the concert, they left. And then next thing you know, on September 1st, the very next day, it's flooding in Nevada. I don't know. I don't know if it flooded in the city or not. I'm just kidding. But I mean, I do the lower with them and they're cleansing. Literally. Sin City is under under some water, but I don't really.
It's a whole hot mess and I encourage anyone listening to go look up Burning Man and what's happening because it'll be a few days after I've said all this and maybe people will be rescued, but they're saying that like they need a safe place. Stay put. You're giving me very Breakfast at Tiffany vibes right now. It's hard to focus on with your pearls, with your black dress. You've got your earrings, your hairs, all. I don't look like a dress.
But no, it's not the crop top. With boobies, well, I didn't. I can't see the crop top part. It just looks like a dress to me. I look. Like a very classy lady, but from the waist. I have no pants on. I have one fucking fly in my house right now that like, I don't know what it why, but I keep feeling like I'm fucking Kung Fu master over here. It came. Inside to let you know that it
doesn't give a fuck. Well, I don't give a fuck either, and I have a fly swatter and as soon as we're done with this shit, I'm squishing him. Aww, no. Flies are one of those things where there there are certain things that I'm just you can't be in my space. You know, I feel like that's me with a lot of things, but you can't be in my face. You can't with us facts.
You know, I really just want to say that I do have sympathy for those people at Burning Man, but then again, they were talking about the carbon footprint of the people out there and The Jets and stuff. So I kind of think maybe you should cancel Burning Man altogether. How? I mean there was there no, like weather report ahead of time saying hey, it's going to be raining or people were like fuck it.
Because, I mean, there is some things that there are a lot of people who even if they have a warning that something crazy is going to happen, they're going to be like, fuck it, I'm going to go and I'm about to party it up and enjoy my time anyways. I don't know. I'm really just not sure. I have no desire to go out into the desert with about 70,000 people and 70 porta pots. Not even, not even if I had my own personal porta pot. I don't want to. Go well. Hail Fire. Hail fire. I can't.
Hot damn. Hot damn. It's time for the my human design card. My human design card. Hot damn. Hot damn it went flying out. Ooh, we got card 26 for the lens. It's literally a telescope overlooking a desert. Panoramic Views Got. That Sagittarius energy. Got that Sanitarius? All right, Card 26. I swear to God that fucking fly is going to die. That fucking fly is going to die. Okay. So the sign is Sagittarius. The gift is perspective and the
shadow is ego. The gift cannot be found through shaming or repressing the ego, but only by seeing the beauty that it holds. Intention is the key. When you're able to look inward and unlock the door to your inherent gifts, you may utilize the unique qualities of your personality for the better of the collective. Whether savvy or witty or enchanting, you can hold another's attention and help them to see the world through
new eyes. You help to carve out a new way forward by simply being yourself and showcasing your thoughtful, heart centered perspective. Your shadow is ego. Our collective has emerged from the depths of survival mode, surviving Burning Man, and because we've built our civilization from this basis, much of the way that we think and operate is still indicative of our roots. As such, Ego is primarily at the centerfold of our experience.
This shadow creates an illusion that the only route to success is through hard work, individual will, and selfish gain. You cannot combat divine forces. We mistakenly believe that brute force is the only way out or up or through, when in fact it's what keeps us locked in this never ending cycle of the survival mindset and the broken record of separation and clashing egos. Your themes are personality,
perspective, and breakthrough. I do feel like this energy is starting to really shake loose because Venus went direct today. So like no more Venus retrograde and also some of the other planets will start going direct shortly. So I do think that we're coming back from this collective resurfacing of those trauma bonds and those programs and those survival belief systems like when you get on the Internet and you say. I'll never be able to buy a
house or the market is so bad. The boomers got everything for $12.00 and I get nothing and just all this stuff like I see it 24/7. You basically consent to that reality where you will see all the older people have what you want and you'll never reach that. But instead you could align yourself with that vision. And I do feel like there is a breakthrough when you get out of your own head and you understand that your thoughts, no matter how crazy it's. Scenes.
No matter how miraculous it is, it can happen. Last night my friend told me someone he knows won $1,000,000 on a scratch off. He was like, I can't even really relate to my friend anymore since he won the lottery. So of course I want to know what lottery he won. Did he pick numbers? Like what's up? And when he said he won that on a scratch off, I was just mind blown. I wonder how much money he invested in scratch offs before he won that $1,000,000.
Well, she. Was saying like, he's always really lucky, so I'm not really sure. I dated this guy whose grandparents always played the Scratchers and they would play the same thing all the time. And his grandma died. She never won shit and I just wonder how much money she put into that. You know, not that I don't believe that like people can like find luck and all and all types of things and like there
are people who genuinely win. But I've seen people like spend crazy ass thousand like they had to thousands of dollars from like the beginning of time my grandma. And grandpa have probably gambled hundreds of thousands of dollars in their lifetime. Hundreds of 1000. Like 500,000, like, no joke, like every time that they. Have a good time. It involves gambling. Like, that's an addiction though.
Like, that's an addiction because the one time that you win, you believe that that's going to happen again. And like, I've had chance encounters where I've won like $4000 on a slot machine and when you win $4000 and like you get that adrenaline rush from that, it changes your life. And then? Addicted to it, but like, for the longest, when I first turned 21, I didn't really want to go to the bars because I had been doing that for a long time with
like fake IDs and stuff. So, like, I instantly went to, like, the casinos, Like that was where I wanted to go. And I used to like have a good time. And I was telling my friend about this because I was like, it was a blessing that I decided to stop going to the casinos because, like, I could see that becoming. An addiction because it's like it's an adrenaline rush and it's a waste of time, mostly. Only about 110th of a time do you like, win. So good luck to everyone who
wants to play the lottery. We hope you win. Gambling makes me fucking nervous. Brian's tried to take me to a casino twice and it literally like, it just makes me super fucking nervous. And I'm like, why are we spending money that we already have, hoping that we get money and we don't lose this. But that's not fun to me. You know, the. Concept. When you explain it like that, I don't know what makes it so addictive and fun to people, especially people who are like, broke already.
Like I've seen people I personally know be like I'm taking my rent money to the boat. And like, they don't have a backup. Like they would literally make like the $750 for their rent and go into a poker tournament or go over there and do something crazy and just hope that they're going to like take that 700, turn it into 25 and leave. And it's like that just doesn't. Sometimes they'll do that and then spin that back. It's just like it's a dirty circle.
But we love you all and we are so grateful that. Our listeners are not at Burning Man because if you were, you wouldn't be hearing us right now. And I really do hope those people are okay, but I think they should abolish the whole thing. I mean, if you are at Burning Man and you're listening to this, send us a selfie. Like a like a Lollipop has its own Instagram page, You could totally go send us a fucking
selfie. Go to the website, let us know what you want us to talk about so that you can be entertained while you're stuck there in the middle of bum Fuck. Nothing. Well. Yeah, we'll see you next time in Candy Land. Bye.