its goodbye join the discord here to keep up with us and everyone else call our voicemail at (312) 574-0765 Thanks as always to Pac Crest Botanicals for sponsoring us. For the next few weeks after this episode's release you can use promo code HARDR for 38% off your next purchase! SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Flint | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes...
Feb 12, 2022•1 hr 31 min•Season 3Ep. 124
"You get a fiver artist to make a short 'trailer' of a play-to-earn game you’re 'developing' to roll out in the next 3-4 months (tbd) and sell (also fiver generated) pfp avatars you can use in the game. I’ve seen a few of those and games are the new big thing. You can make hundreds of ETH and not even need to worry about the royalties. You’d pay fiver dudes like $1k or less and make a million in sales." Follow LostBoy.eth and Whip on twitter. Links: Billionaire Zombies Club NFT Rarity Tools Open...
Jan 21, 2022•1 hr 45 min•Season 3Ep. 123
we talk about the good word of Jesus Christ and then @Whip drops in to tell us how to get stinkin rich by scamming idiots on the internet with NFTs This episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals . Use promo code HARDR for 38% off your next purchase! JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow ...
Jan 15, 2022•1 hr 33 min•Season 3Ep. 122
we talk about drinking too much, adam kokesh, tf is the metaverse, and we look at what other degenerates around the globe watched on pornhub in 2021 This episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals . Use promo code HARDR for 38% off your next purchase! This week's closing song is Keasby Nights by Streetlight Manifesto JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 a...
Jan 08, 2022•1 hr 35 min•Season 3Ep. 121
Derek hates on tomboys. We talk the holidays. And of course Maxell. Then we descend into the faggotry of another simulated space. This episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals . Use promo code HARDR for 38% off your next purchase! This week's closing song is Song Title by Artist JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the nex...
Jan 04, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 3Ep. 120
this was recorded right before Christmas day and i haven't even had a moment to spare to finish editing it until now. so this episode actually belongs to last week, and expect this week's ep 120 to come out some time this weekend we have Cole of Tower Power Hour join the show to hang out with us and not drink copious amounts of eggnog This episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals . Use promo code HARDR for 38% off your next purchase! This week's closing song is Song Title by Artist JOIN THE ...
Dec 31, 2021•1 hr 24 min•Season 3Ep. 119
we talk about turning your wife bi, is michael malice a piece of shit, Floydies NFTs, and more This episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals . Use promo code HARDR for 38% off your next purchase! This week's closing song is Panic by Sublime with Rome JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follo...
Dec 19, 2021•1 hr 42 min•Season 3Ep. 118
this week's episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals , and we sample their products and have their founder and CEO Michael Pickens come on and hang out with us for an episode. michael is a hell of a great dude and his products are legitimately high quality, go support this brother the next time you make a CBD or THC purchase. use promo code HARDR to get 38% off your next purchase at Pac Crest Botanicals This week's closing song is Dopeman by Less Than Jake JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER wher...
Dec 11, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 3Ep. 117
had mad audio and tech issues this ep but we're on it baby This week's closing song is My Family is a Little Weird by Millions of Dead Cops JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes...
Dec 08, 2021•1 hr 20 min•Season 3Ep. 116
Derek is out so Davie and Flint really lean into the tarded degens that they are. We're gonna make Donald Trump's locker room talk look tame. We also spurg out a bit. Flint gives expert level degen advice. here's that brass against vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwXy0aq6Do We kinda do the regular show around an hour in. Fenix Ammo rocks. Derek, we've been planning this bit for a good minute. Hope you enjoyed haha! This week's closing song is Me So Horny by 2 Live Crew JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCO...
Nov 26, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Season 3Ep. 115
we reminisce on our childhood stories of camping, petty theft, and attempted murder. derek pitches a new show theme, davie explains his character arc's lore, and flint introduces us to his new game This week's closing song is The Ballad Of Chasey Lain by Bloodhound Gang JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPOR...
Nov 19, 2021•Season 3Ep. 114
Davie shoots down another intro theme pitch, taking too many drugs at once, gay sex and the origins of music, the fall of traditional men's underpants, and Jared of Hoppean.org joins us to gloat about being right This week's closing song is Newsstand Rock by RX Bandits JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT...
Nov 05, 2021•1 hr 20 min•Season 3Ep. 113
for this spooky halloween episode you get to hear flint tell a (probably fake) story about the time he saw a ghost and hear davie read a scary story out loud that derek wrote just for him woooOOOOooo do the world a favor and egg people's house that already have christmas decorations up this weekend. return to tradition. happy halloween fellas This week's closing song is She Dominates by Blitzkid JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter...
Oct 29, 2021•Season 3Ep. 112
four and a half men picking fights with B list podcasters and ur rolling on the mat at a MDMA match shout out to Tower Gang Podcast for letting us borrow their custom game this ep. follow el pulpo on twitter and listen to his not a podcast This week's closing song is Tiptoe Through the Tulips by Tiny Tim JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play y...
Oct 22, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Season 3Ep. 111
Davie and Derek talk about Chappelle's new special, Superman is gay (surprise, surprise), Christopher Columbus and Indigenous Losers Day, the new president, and teachers being overpaid. This week's closing song is Bottom of the Well by Unicorn Hole JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: ...
Oct 15, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 3Ep. 110
Fat Dave joins us this week to talk about his (now lifted!) Twitter ban and tells us the story of him being doxxed and subsequently fired from his job. This week's closing song is High Noon In Killville by Angry Johnny and the Killbillies JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Da...
Oct 09, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Season 3Ep. 109
Tried to open up the show by calling Windstream customer support on the show to yell at them about the internet but they hung up on us THREE TIMES ON THREE DIFFERENT SUPPORT LINES so we are officially declaring war on Windstream for life. We talk about crappy monopoly internet services, get involved with a fetish community online, and pine for a Balldo sponsorship. This week's closing song is The First Rule by Flaming Tsunamis JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured agai...
Oct 01, 2021•1 hr 43 min•Season 3Ep. 108
Well first of all Derek ditches us. I think we forget to mention it until the end but hey you get a heads up for reading. And they say libertarians don't read. So I had to be in charge of recordings and editing this week. Why is Flint's track so hard to line up? Actually why does it take me so long to edit? Anyways, Flint and Steven spurg out on history or something. TBH I'm tired of writing notes since its taken me 6 days to edit this. Thankfully we stick to our timely release schedule as alway...
Sep 28, 2021•1 hr 37 min•Season 3Ep. 107
This week we're joined by Taylor Shiring of Hoppean.org to talk about why it's actually cool to keep using the word "libertarian" and he stands as a shining example of an internet Hoppean who still believes in drinking and pre-marital or gay sex. We talk about libertarian strategy, the state of the movement, jerking off with just your mind, and how to treat people in the work place. Links Taking Libertarianism Back by Taylor This week's closing music is the Forced to Live EP by Taylor's band Set...
Sep 18, 2021•1 hr 32 min•Season 3Ep. 106
We got Dan TAXATION IS THEFT Behrman on this week. TBH we mainly just bro out and brush over politics as normal. There's a long pause. We talk about running drugs, the legality of paying taxes and we find out once and for all if Dan is a TiTs man or A$$ man. Enjoy that cork pop ASMR. Follow Dan: https://zync.social/u/8df761b88deb3c8709ac8c909f565092 This week's closing song is Another Day Another Vendetta by Hatebreed JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your ...
Sep 10, 2021•Season 3Ep. 105
davie makes a huge very important announcement, we talk about the JQ (journalist question), and talk about the merits of expensive underpants. This week's closing song is Red Lights Stop Signs by Triangle Fight JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon a...
Sep 04, 2021•1 hr 25 min•Season 3Ep. 104
Jared , founder of Hoppean.org , joined us to explain different Hoppean takes while getting grilled by Davie. Did he come to bring knowledge or is he just full of hot air? Hot, smelly air. This week's closing song is Warbringer by TheFatRat & Everen Maxwell JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHO...
Aug 27, 2021•1 hr 23 min•Season 3Ep. 103
Show notes here This week's closing song is Song Title by Artist JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes...
Aug 19, 2021•1 hr 32 min•Season 3Ep. 102
Jeremy Kauffman gets sexually assaulted by an angry Davie, a very very drunk Derek, our good buddy Jay of Slurp Gang Podcast and our peaceful slave Flint . We talk about not wearing headphones to record a professional and highly successful (101 episodes) podcast. This week's closing song is They Say by Daron Malakian JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and...
Aug 16, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 3Ep. 101
Well guys we made it! Episode 100! if you missed Burning Boots well here's one more. We had a bro day then got trashed and recorded an episode. Lots of meta nonsense to start off. We talk family stuff. Link to the Freedom Tear vid ( https://youtu.be/QhMc6eOlWbE ). Memory holes lead Derek to be the first. Women ruin our days. We make a series of awful jokes as we get more intoxicated. Kyle and Davie have a Liberty Dad Talk. Then we seem to just ramble about absolutely nothing for a while. Derek e...
Aug 06, 2021•1 hr 25 min•Season 3Ep. 100
So we have our good buddy Otto from Punk Rock Libertarians Podcast with us this week. I'm pretty sure we all three started off drunk. Which we proceed to get more inebriated. We talk about everything from post libertarianism bs to politicians endless attempt to make our lives miserable. Otto sticks around for the bonus so be sure to check that out as well. This week's closing song is Diamond in the Rough by Arik Ancelin JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against you...
Jul 30, 2021•1 hr 23 min•Season 3Ep. 99
No guest this week, Davie and I take it easy and talk about windows computer viruses posing as desktop strippers, letting kids be kids, and the new delta, epsilon, gamma, and lambda variants of the fake virus. This week's closing song is Stash Up by OPM JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow...
Jul 22, 2021•1 hr 31 min•Season 3Ep. 98
Long time listener and part-time enemy of PBS and writer for En Bloc Press , J Flintlock joins the show to talk to us about his past life working at a prison, converting his wife into lesbianism, Derek changes his mind about Indians, what is going on in Cuba, the governments monopoly on joe biden deep fake voice AI, what even is the role of women, and we don't know what even is a post-libertarian. This week's closing song is Eat Your Dreams by nelward JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your pe...
Jul 16, 2021•1 hr 13 min•Season 3Ep. 97
So this week we have the Libertarian Grifter himself on to teach us the ways of scamming you guys into us not having to work. So we cut the ep short and hit up a bonus for once. Just kidding. We learned nothing about grifting we just talked about corn. Oh and we fired up the simulator and manufactured another guest during the show. This week's closing song is Monster Squad by Kids Like Us JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so tha...
Jul 09, 2021•1 hr 1 min
Toothtaker aka 'Toothy' joins us this week to talk about rolling with gangsters, growing up in a ghetto reservation, covid propaganda, taking a dump during the middle of the podcast, banging hookers, whether Cosby did it, traveling the world, whether or not slurs are cool, cool and uncool anime, why we don't try meth, and his general philosophy of the world. Download the our custom Cosby Theme ringtone from this episode This week's closing song is What Do You Like To Play by The Internet JOIN TH...
Jul 02, 2021•1 hr 50 min