In a world where dragons are being hunted to extinction, one tiger dares to help a friend. But when the dragon hunters come, will the tiger stand and reveal the secret it struggles to protect? Find out this week as we rewatch Ang Lee's Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Pat Edwards
Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! When Eddie Murphy is cast down from Mount Olympus, he must lose 250 pounds or forever stay a mortal. But uh oh, Satan (also played by Murphy) has other plans! That's right, it's The Demi-god Professor 2: The Klumps! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Pat Edwards, guest starring Kieran Bennett @mrk_bennett of Geekly Inc, Inks and Issues, and For Crits and Giggles podcast
When a chemical attack threatens Gotham City, only a murderous sentient rubber tire has any hope of saving the citizens from certain doom. That's right, we're watching Rubber, staring a tire played by Michael Keaton, and a killer clown played by Jack Nicholson. We all have some pre-viewing thoughts about the new Joker movie (that I totally stand by now having seen it). This episode is a mess. Don't say I never did anything for ya. Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patr...
Where are the Klowns? Send in the Klowns. What happens when a guy that's klown on his luck decides to turn to a life of crime and murder? That's right, this week we're ditching the format and watching Joaquin Phoenix play DC's Clown Prince of Crime in Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards, guest starring author and cofounder of The Writing Bloc, Michael Haase @authormikehaase
It takes brass balls to sell real estate. Coffee is for closers only! What's your name? F^©K ! YOU! That's my name! Some offices can be hectic, others ask you to work weekends. One thing's for sure, after today there's gonna be Space in this Office. Office Space, if you will. Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards with special guest Jacqui Castle. Get her new book, The Seclusion Part 2 https://www.inkshares.com/books/the-seclusion-part-2...
This cold war spy thriller follows four reptilian counter intelligence agents attempting to find a literal mole in British Intelligence, aka "The Circus," while avoiding the office document shredder intern. That's right, we're watching Teenage Mutant Tinker Tailor Ninja Soldier Turtle Spy, with special guest Jonah Gregory @aREALjonah of Inks and Issues Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards
Roxy Hart has her life derailed when she is sentenced to a minimum-security women's prison in connection with a drug runner 10 years earlier. That's right, we're watching Chicago is the New Black, with special guest Casey Garrison. Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards, guest starring Casey Garrison
When a perfumed botanist and an Austrian with a heart of ice set out to take over the town of Gothamham, only one winged turdus migratorius (and his stronger, more skilled, billionaire sidekick) can stop their evil plot. That's right, we're watching Robin (Hood) & Batman: Prince of Thieves... Or something like that. This week we're joined by Geekly cofounders and stars of Greetings, Adventurers! (Drunks and Dragons @Dndpodcast) Tim Lanning @TimLanning and Jennifer Cheek @JenniferCheek! Starr...
Three astronauts are marooned on a futuristic planet where Wayne's rule and humans are slaves. They soon discover a horrible fate, that they are in fact on Earth, but it's now... The Planet of the Wayne's. That's right, we're watching Wayne's World with Matt Storm from Screen Snark! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, Patrick Edwards, and guest starring Matt Storm @dj_stormageddon
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul. One cheer to rule them all, one cheer to find them, one cheer to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. That's right, this week we're watching Lord of the Cheers, Baz Luhrmann's modern adaptation of the classic Tolkien adventure series. Bring It ON. Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards
It's a little known fact that behind the family friendly wholesome health food empire that is Bob's Red Mill lies a wild and raunchy history of drugs, prostitution, and adult entertainment. This week, we dive deep into Red Mill's sordid past, and really get to the bottom of things. That's right, we're watching Moulin Rouge! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards
When the Nazis summon a demon to dominate the NFL, he joins the Allies as their water boy instead. When the US's new demonic thirst quencher and his fish friend beat up a player, the coach puts them on the team. Now the US has a fighting chance at the Lombardi trophy, but what does Nazi head coach Grigori Rasputin have up his sleeve? Find out on HELLBOY! Now that's some high quality H20! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards. Guest starring Case Aiken @case...
Big Fun's "Teenage Suicide Don't Do It" made major ripples throughout the 80's teen suicide comedy genre... wait... this isn't Heathers... Join us as we watch Better Off Dead with special guest Michael Dimauro from Geekly! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards
Join Jake and Elwood MacManus on a mission from God to reunite their band and put on a show while avoiding Willem Dafoe and the Mafia! That's right, this week's movie is The Boondock Saints! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards (cw: terrorism/religious extremism) Donate to the Christchurch shooting fund https://givealittle.co.nz/cause/christchurch-shooting-victims-fund
Every year, one town experiences a solid month of darkness during the winter. Most of the townspeople leave during this time, but Aladdin has decided to stay. When vampires descend on the town, Aladdin must rely on his wits, and his magical genie, to survive. It's 30 Days of Arabian Nights. Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards.
Anthony Hopkins takes the lead in this tale of a robotic British pop super group becoming self aware. As the pop stars continue to malfunction in horrifying ways, can the mystery be solved before someone is killed? Find out in... SPICE WORLD. Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards. Guest starring Ray @MrUnladylike
First of all, I'm not a rapper. Aye aye aye I broke up with my ex girl. Here's her number. PSYC that's the wrong number! Sweet dollar tea from McDonalds. I drink that. Supa hot Fyre, I spit that. Two and a half men, I watch that. OOOHHHHHHHHHH! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards
ONE HUNDRED EPISODES. That's right, the big double 0. We're gonna watch Airplane, and laugh as Harrison Ford throws snakes down the emergency slide and growls "Get off my plane!" Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson and Patrick Edwards
Jake Jellyman, Rene Vidi Vici, and John Manischewitz awaken chained to pipes in a filthy bathroom, imprisoned by a serial killer named Buzzsaw, and have to complete his sadistic puzzle to live. That's right, we're watching the trailer for Velvet Buzzsaw. Listen in as we instead talk about Banksy for 10 minutes. Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards
Hong Kong, a city where a Belgian tight ass and an uncultured American brute can meet, kick some ass, and learn to love one another. That's right, we're watching Bloodsport, Jean-Claude Van Damme's one and only fighting tournament movie. This week we're joined by Adam Bash from the Sayer podcast! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards. Guest starring Adam Bash @theadambash
What spooooooky plot will Jordan Peele freak upon your mind this week? Find out as we discuss the new trailer for Us. Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards
One question nobody ever asks about the Empire or The First Order is what do the stormtroopers do to relax? Do they ever take time off and just chill? Well, this week we're taking a closer look into the music choices of the dark side with Empire Records! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards. Guest starring Thomas Stanley @thenerdlyking
A gay Miami drag club owner and his flamboyant partner pretend to be straight for their conservative in laws, but things go awry when their straight face impersonation makes everyone in town kill themselves. That's right, we're watching Robbin Williams and Nathan Lane in Bird Box, Netflix's newest viral family comedy! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards. Guest starring Thomas Stanley
Rob Schneider is American military officer hired by the Emperor of Japan to train their military in the art of modern naval warfare. That's right, we're watching The Surfing Samurai. Much like this movie's attitude of Kwan-tsu, it cannot be defined. It is a state of mind. Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards
Here come the Men In Black! It's a new MIB for the new Willennium. Will the crew think it's jiggy? Will we enjoy the music selection? What happened to Bret's audio??? Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards. Guest Starring Rich
What better way to ring in the new year than with a movie that takes place far into the future where things are great and MDK's are at an all time low. That's right, we're (actually) watching Demolition Man. Join us and special guest Rich as we talk about tax evasion, pacing, and sea shells! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards. Guest Starring Rich
Peter Jackson, maker of the Live Action™ version of the Hobitses is at it again. We're gonna watch the trailer and talk talks. Get in on the action! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards
When his plane crashed into the ocean and killed everyone else on board, one man is left stranded with his trusty volleyball sidekick on a desert island that he has to defend from invaders. That's right, we're watching Home Alone starring Tom Hanks as Kevin, and Danny DeVito and Michael Richards as the Wet Bandits. Join us as we discuss the worst things we've ever stepped on, with Home Alone! Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards
Disney is remaking The Lion King for a new generation in a way that you've never seen it before: animated. Join us as we talk about Disney and other things in our first Off Week episode. Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards
When the Empire of Japan is in need, there is only one place they can turn. The year is 16XX. After seeing literally all other samurai defeated in battle and becoming The Last Samurai, Arno Schwarzenegger has sworn to never fight again. But when Mechagodzilla returns from space to terrorize the nation, only Arno can stop it and save the world. That's right! Join us as we watch Last Action Hero. Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards
