Eric almost killed a lady. He almost really did. Wow, I'm just impred. I'm not mad. I mean, I'm impressed. It happens. And we are ready got the sun as it's about to get weird. You're preparing for it to get weird. Things are gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it. Let's scare it weird. Let's get it. Where? Where? Get Where? Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready already because you listen to the
one hundred and sixty first episode of Let's Get Weird. My name's Hoodie, my name is Every week we come together give you the weird stories from our lives, the streets, the seas, the skies, your butts around the corners, up and down streets, and in the Internet. Don't forget the Internet and just give you a good glimpse of you know, what's going on. You're not alone in this little weird thing we call life. Life in the universe, they ship birth baby baby birds aren't real. The birds work
for the bourgeoisie. Now here's the thing. When did that become a thing? Is it actually based on true things? Their work for the bourgeoisie. I know what the bourgeois work for the that's the bourgeoisie. What is that work? There? We go? Birds work for the bourgeoisie means a social class of people who own the means of production. They're the rich upper class. I thought the birds worked for the government, not the bourgeoisie and both.
No. I thought birds were created to be spies for everybody. Because who flies from Maryland to Florida? You and I know, but I'm saying, as a bird. For the seasons, they fly Virginia Beach, Baby Strom, Virginia Beach, and then they go further, you know where their Thanksgiving holiday stop. You know, yeah, but then you're in Florida. You don't see a lot of birds. You know, South, you don't see a lot of birds. I was just in Florida gatas. I saw
two seagulls gatas and one crow. The gate is okay, because the gates eat them. They know gata is in Virginia Beach. Gators aren't eating Well maybe they are eating birds. But why would birds land on the ground. They would land in a tree. You know, there's some birds that never land on the ground. Their entire lives. They're flying, and they're flying in the life. You know, it must be great to be able to know they're not even on a tree, like they never landow. I don't
know's that's not possible? Science science, science, who never? There's no thing as a bird that never lands, the common swift except when nesty. Okay, you got that. Bird. Swifts spend their lives in the air, living on the insects cotton flight. They drink, feed and often mate and sleep on the wing, just like Eric did this weekend. I slept, sleep mate and eat on the wing. No mate this week That's okay, But yeah, we have Let's let's talk Do you want to talk about
Florida or doctors? First, let's talk about Florida because I don't know a lot. But quickly, because I went to South Florida, you went to Trampa and Orlandos, I was able to finally go back to South Beach and go to Miami, which is a lot of fun. I haven't been in years, but it has changed. Yeah, it has changed a lot.
It's been like ten or fifteen years. No, we said everything is a hologram now or damn, we can give you a yr oh, the South Beach itself has changed, where averyone goes to Brickel or to Windwood or like downtown Miami rich neighborhoods or thought, yes, okay, but the thing that happened was that on the flight down, so I flew Jet Blue to sign seating. But yet still you have to sign seating. It still goes by groups. I was group D, but my seat was six D. Yeah,
something like that. So I was for the front of the plane, but I was one of the last group to get on. You know it's prior to a people, right, and you know your overhead luggage. This person did it horizontally and it was above my seat. So I go to sit down and I'm moving their luggage to put it in properly, and she kept screaming, Oh, don't move it, Oh, don't move it.
It's gonna I don't want it to be checked. Because the whole time while we were sitting to get on our plane, she kept complaining about how she doesn't want to be have her bag checked. And she did. And I'm like, this person had a very annoying voice, annoying tone, annoying attitude. I don't know how her coworkers didn't just slap her across my face and be like, shut off, say it again now, and then I fit it in there perfectly, and yeah, oh I fitted in nice and smooth.
She thought that I was. She's liked, don't break the wheels off. I wanted to grab one of the wheels and just muscle it right off and be like, here you go, Like, do I look like an idiot? Now? I might look like an idiot, and I might look like a Neanderthal, but I know what I So here's the thing. Was it actually a carry on bag size or was she's trying to pass it off as a carry on? No, it was it was a carry on bagsize. She was just being a lazy person and just fitted in horizontally so that
she wouldn't make sure that her bag fit. I'm like, every bag that's built carry on will fit vertically the correct way if you know what you're doing and you take a little bit of time and is edging it. You also don't go ever go wheels in first? Yeah you do? Now you don't, Yeah, no, because if it opens, it'll slide out. Never slide one of the assauces. You can grab the top handle and pull it out. Yeah, wheels in first, I mean no, no, eit wheels go in. Yes, sorry, you don't go wheels out, my
bad wheels out. Sorry, because that's what But I had to fit it in and wheels out because where she put it in the bulkhead popped out a little bit and the carry on, so I just push it a little bit tighter and it fit perfectly fine. I was very annoyed, I bet, and then I did. In Florida, yet no, because a dad didn't get three seats for him and his three kids or two kids, so they're
all scattered out. So me and this person had apparently had an extra seat, an empty seat in between us, so he switched seats with the dad. So I did a solid and I sat in the middle. How was that? I had a really small woman next to me and a guy next to my right, and I didn't care for the guy because he seemed like
a douchebag. So I was just like, you know what, you're screwed with me, people, I moved that this dad could have a seat kill basically that's what I did, and then they like the flight, Attennis kept trying to give me free stuff I was like, you know what, I don't need it. I'm good. I just want to go home. I to Florida. Our flight because we're talking about our Florida trips comparing how they went, is I flew down by myself, went to Dallas. I know
everyone he never flowed down by yourself. No. Usually I'm like, oh, John's on a plane or Sauces. Never flown by yourself. I fly by myself all the time. It's been a while. I used to all the time in Seattle. Okayah. But it was lovely because out of Dallas I got to meet my fiance Laura, which is great. We were that couple and that literally hung out for each other for twenty minutes. The pizza hut. That's right, there's a pizza U there. It's like a pizza
Hut express. You know. It was good, nice, good, and uh we said goodbye to the kiss goodbye, and this lovely old lady was like, oh did you too just meeting? Like, no, we've been dating, blah blah blah bah blah. Mad y we're essentially married now, you know. That flew out And then here's the thing united they're giving out treats the shoop waffle. I'm a fan of that shoop waffle. That's good. It's a little caramel waffle thing that like you sometimes can put over coffee
and gets hot and melty and I've never had that. It's good. If you get it, that's what you want. Instead of doing that, they're giving it. They're like, do you want fruit? I'm like fruit? Do you want pretzels? Or do you want chocolate? I was like, naturally chocolate. It's chocolate quene wah And it's like what yeah, that shit. You know. The flight was fine regarding after that. This guy. Oh, the people are were sitting next to the guy. There's a guy
and a girl. The guy was trying to mac on the girl. Was weird because I'm like, can you get my ginger please? Oh you're the window. I'm always in, always window because United windows board first. Now that's a new policy. It goes through all its priority ish, then it goes windows middle, then aisle seats. That's weird. Supposed to help was so my bag got fine. It carried on. It's fine. Way back,
just a short gate. They literally like group two. Then they said after group two everyone will need to check their bag at the gate was like, what, we only have sixty spots for carry on bag. There's one hundred and twenty people on this player, Like, that doesn't make sense. Was it a smaller plane? I guess. I don't know. How do they only have six exactly? I'm like, there's one hundred and twenty people.
You should have at least have one hundred spots. But whatever, you know, But Disney was great, enjoyed that care about doesn't Hey you do I don't. I did great. No, you'd be proud of me. I heard you. Whenever you go, I got you. Baby. I'm not going. You know I'm never going. I'm going to go. I don't want to go. More was proud of me. I didn't buy anything. I didn't eat. I'm you didn't buy a lightsaber. I bought some coasters, which was great. It was a little The Star Wars bar has
like wooden coasters. Bought that. Bought some stuff from my family for Christmas, So I'm good there. So why did you buy a lightsaber? Because two hundred and fifty dollars you didn't buy the Canaan lightsaber? I want? I saw how did it look? It looked nice? It looks it's just the thing that the canaan. This is a character from Star Wars Rebels,
and then he's Ezra's master. If you've seen Ezra in the Ahsoka show, his lightsaber in real life just looks kind of genericy, you know, because he was it was a cartoon lightsaber he barely saw, whereas like all the other ones, you saw them in detail in live action. So it makes sense. But it's like, okay, you know, and at the same price as I so, which does make sense. Yeah. Then I went to a movie theater by myself and in Trampa, which is fun. You
saw as Marbles saw the Marvels. You can see the Marvels. Did you guys talk about the Crisis or no? He did? You listen to the Crisis? And it podcasts seven and a half out of ten. Mm hm, Marvel you know which is good. Wait, but how was bre Larsen? Brie Larson was okay, Miss Marvel? I told you mon Voala is the star of the show. I think Tianna Parris, who's Monica Rambo, was good too. And the end credit was the one that we saw all over the place. Was on social media. Yes, correct, it was
true, and that was it just the one? Yes, there was an audio that I hate when they do audio Easter eggs at the end, like as an end credit thing. So I'm like, that doesn't do anything. What was it? It was the cats mewing. I was like, that's okay, cool. Then what was the name of the alien? The Flarkins maling? Yeah. I was like, it was like, give me something if I'm going to stay at the end, don't give me like, oh, now cool. Does this movie have anything to do with the Secret Invasion?
Hell knows, like honestly, And I mean that's the thing we say, Man Jackson did a lot of it or no, yeah, a lot, and but Secret Invasion was not like mentioned involved at all. Obviously we don't know timeline wise it takes place before or somesh like that. I don't think it does. But I think it's gonna be good that Marvel's kind of getting a reset year next year with only Deadpool coming up. But yeah, thot did both come Yeah twenty four July. Damn July. Yeah, that's
only Marvel movie. But we have that Go coming out in January. I'm not gonna watch it. I'm assuming we'll get that X Men show finally coming out, the animated one, the continuation of Yeah, I'm gonna rewatch those. That's the thing though, I'm like, do I rewatch it? Because that's a lot of TV. I don't remember a lot of I only remember
when they had Apocalypse on. That's it. Yeah. Well, the thing is I think also with that, and the same thing with the Spider Man one, the Spider Man animated show at least of the nineties and then the Batman one, is how they're listed on streaming services. Isn't the actual, like correct order you're supposed to watch them. Yeah, you'd only go one,
two through four, five. Huh. It's they're listed in their production order, so it'll be like this one was made first, so it's number one, so it'll be like Apocalypse, and then it'll be like this is a short story on Rogue. Then five episodes later, but oh, here's more Apocalypse. Really, that's how the Batman one was. I was like,
this doesn't make sense. We're jumping between Scarecrow than Catwoman. I'm looking right now on my Disney Plus app that I have that you probably just recently had to re up your subscription for because the subscription was due last week. Huh yep, I didn't reap anything. I got charged again for it. The New Year one hundred and forty bucks. Yeah for a year, what I told you so. Night of the Sentinel Part one, Part two, Yeah, which it doesn't like, it doesn't feel like that's how you're supposed
to watch it. The Cure Days of Future pass one and two. Yeah, see that doesn't seem right. The final Decision, Yeah, this just like jumps right into it. There's five season, Yes, that too, there was five. Here's the thing. I feel like also that that theme song is so iconic, but once you you watch it as an adult, like I skip sk Skip, I'm good, skip Old Soldiers graduation day. Yeah, I don't remember any of the yet, so that it will be
interesting how that show works. If it's gonna like Horsemen recap or do anything. Because it's like you got a twenty year gap, you're gonna have to do something to help me remember what's going on. You know. Omega Red, I thought he was a great, a great filling. Maybe one day we're good. You know. Well they kind of got him in the X Men, in the in the Wolverine movie. That true. But back to your Florida trip. Now you're you're on deep dive of X. Any good
times great Oldies? Oh yes, I had a good time at Great Oldies. I got to go to a lot of cool like touristy places in South Beach, which is fine. And then I also finally get to go to a Twin Peaks, which is it's just like another version of Hooters, because it was one by Mars place. My friend Mariolli and we went to Saturday night after he came back from South Beach and we watched the UFC fight. Watch the UFC fight. Uh huh, I have done that in a manute.
What's their specialty yet? Twin Peaks like they're beers in tap are twenty nine degrees cold? That's the specialties beer that anywhere? Yeah, but it's really cold beer. Apparently it's so cool that once they put in the cruise, the cold, the cold so cold it'll make you freezes a little bit and then you get a little frosted tip. I don't know top, I don't know peak Peak. There you go. But yeah, it was fun. And then Sunday all day at the beach man, I had a great
time. I didn't get a lot of sun. But I just sat. I got a chair in an umbrella and I sat and I enjoyed myself. I had a great time. Yeah, and I loved it. And I did miss you. I know, not gonna lie. I missed you and I miss Shane, and I wish you two guys are with me because I'd have been a lot more fun. But I get it. I don't love me anymore. Shane and I guess we can talk about this because we didn't
talk about it on the main show that this podcast. Yeah is Shane and I got in trouble with the group while we were at dinner the last night. Because Shane and I we've connected a lot that we both watched the Challenge, you know, we kind of catch up with each other and how you mean Shane watches a lot more MTV than I do, which is okay, but the Challenge, you know, it's my trashy go to show, more than I saw new ones out right now, apparently it's five episodes deeper already,
Like wait, what the hell? It just came out, didn't it. And it's only available to watch on the MTV app, which is stupid. Whatever. That's the whole thing. But so we're talking about like, oh yeah, more and I have like two episodes left of the last season we just caught up on and our waitress hears it and she goes, oh my gosh, are you guys talking about the challenge? We have to talk about slaw Blue Blue Blue who won? So you guys literally talk to this
waitress. For No, we didn't talk to this waitress. She talked to us really entire table because she would then shout out like oh my gosh, like hell, I don't know which person she was talking about, but then she would just literally talk for ten minutes like hey, you're here to present the stakes, yeah, you know, not to talk to us about that I get to connect with was the last season? So I saw a TikTok
pock up pop up. Recently, did Johnny Bananas like take two hundred fifty thousand dollars and walk away from So that's a that's the four years ago maybe Okay, it was on a podcast talking about how no one talked to him after he did that. Yeah, because it was like that's why everyone Looker's the dirtiest player in the game, Like I mean not like that's the game. Yeah, giving an option, if you're exactly if you're giving an option, if it's me and you and you are gonna walk away, I'm getting
paid no matter what. Right they get paid no matter what you got yah Shore. So the fun fact is Shane and I are talking about this. The you get paid regardless, that's just extra money you get if you win it. If you're new, you get like two thousand dollars an episode, and it goes up based on how long you've been on Wow. So he's probably making like a good amount of Money's eighty grand just to be on the show Wow this season, and he's on like every almost almost every season.
It's him and CT, right, so cets Yeah, And so I think this new season is it's basically all losers. So no one anybody who hasn't won, I think, made it to a champion since anybody who hasn't made it to a final competing, So like anyone who's won been to a final, they're not competing, but they're coming back as like worthy eliminators will eliminate people, so they're getting paid still. Just so CT's doing that, he's still making bank just off of that. So no one of these guys keep
doing it. Yeah, that's that's smart because I didn't realize they were getting paid this last season. Bananas was like, yeah, I'm like forty forty something, I don't know what he was young, Yeah, and it's like he's still keeping up with these pretty younger guns at least. And he's like, yeah, he's getting money. But don't you think because I watch a lot some of those are physically challenging and some of them that's very mentally challenging.
Yeah, it just depends, but it's also just a will to win. Yeah, you know what I mean. A lot of times like more and I have noticed the past couple of seasons, like Final Final has been a ten mile. It's like one day is the chat, like the puzzles, and the next day is a ten mile run. But it's like, oh yeah, ten mile run, that's not a lot. But then it's like it's up a mountain, so it's a lot more intrinsic than anything.
But anyway, Yeah, back to the waitress. She would just talk about it, and Shane and I got to a degree that we just shut up anytime she'd come back because she because she would just like we tried to change subjects and talked about something else. Then she heard it and then would latch onto it, like, no, stop listening to us. Several times you get back. We just kept drinking our drinks. That is funny that Shane and our besties. Now you've been forgotten. So I've been kicked out of
the group. I've lost Shane to you and John. Everybody lost their friends to me this weekend. So Kevin was my best friend this weekend, John's friend, and Maggie and I were really funny together. So there you go. Who you are. You are great. I'm not gonna lie you. Definitely all over the dance moves. That's what did it. And I acted drunk on Saturday on purpose, so I drank and I was like, hey, I got to get up at like seven o'clock to do all these things
for all the Disney stuff. So I stopped drinking or Friday and Saturday, and I just was like, well, just act how I normally act when I'm drunk. And people bought it, and that was fine. Some people got super drunk I to walk into the car. I was like, you sleep here till five o'clock, then you go. They did, Thank god, yep, all right. It was wild Tampa's wa Tampa, baby Tampa. They get you. They gets you every time, you know, also
gets you. The doctor And I went to the doctor yesterday finally God, and I hate my doctor why because this is the most like he doesn't look at me, he doesn't acknowledge me. He doesn't really like talk or engage with me while our appointment. And I get like, yeah, I'm here for a doctor's appointment, but like, at least look at me when you're talking. I think, I will you have the power to do that. But is he gonna? Is not his problem. But if you ever asked
you like, yeah, buddy, you weren't good. Got in there and the nurse practitioner whoever was taking me and get on my I know what the nurse. The nurse was getting everything before the doctors. She was like very like mono tone, very like uh Aubrey plaza like monotone. I'm like, you're welcoming me into the doctor's office. It says like, hey, go sit down, take your shoes off. But also to remember, though nurses and doctors you have to understand the kinds of people they deal with. But
is a breath of fresh air when I entered in the doctor's office. Bro. Yeah, but when I'm going Hi, how are you going? And I bet it was pajama's day at the doctor's office, by the way, And I bet that's burned them before and they've gotten psychopaths. I'm a good time. You just got to look. They don't know you like I know you. They know me more than you know me. My vitals and at
my blood. So when are you gonna go over your heart checkout? It's in December and that they're gonna like check your heart and being there for four hours, Baby Jesus, go to sleep. I'm not excited to get plugs on me. It's just it's just the lead. I lose my chest hairs. You don't even have chest hairsby really, yeah, I in your shirt. Listen a while, there's no chest this right here, it's it's right on the cusp. It's right here. When you have this, it's right
here. Look at this hone you want go down because my neck Look at all that. Look at that right there right there, see right there right there. I don't want that. I use that yucky. Yeah. He was like to talk to me, and they're like, get naked. I'm like, all right, you're such a child. I love it. Get naked. I can't. And he was like, what do you do? I was like, I work for the radio. And he's like, oh, that's cool, pretty cool. He talking about you get Joe Schmo's accounts
over here, and I'm radio. Yeah. I think I think he's probably like, I'm two weeks away from retirement. And then he's like, I don't give a crap about you. Pass But Eric, I think I think I hear something collinam stop because it's for something. Yea, this is our theme song. And of miss Connections is gottendam stuff stopped? Part where we read real misconnections from the actual d m V. You can go to Washington or actually the website is Washington d C, dot Craigslist, dot org,
slash whatever it is. We now have sort of a running tally of is Virginia or Maryland? Freaky? It's Virginia, buddy, I don't know. I think it's for lovers, but what's Maryland? What's Maryland's like creating normal human beings? Crabs me to crab, their cakes and herpies. Well, all right, but we read them. We figure out what's going on and see what happens. Eric, you get the first one. Seeking my female drawing model. Hmmm, Fairfax used to have a woman who would model for
my drawings and look and looking to be looking to do this again? Reach out if interested? All right, So someone needs a naked bod your noon model? Would I know? Not this body. It's a lot of crean hey, I mean maybe that's what people need. It's a lot of it's a lot of crevices right now. So there's more curves than straight edges, you know, No, they gotta get detailed under crevices. How about that
shadow right? Oh? You know, and I watched it the day, but I thought I so much was jackass four point five because of the shopping cart thing. No, but just a jackass in general. And one of the things they had to put sushi in one of the fat guys and he found sushi three days later that was in one of his crevices. Why do you think of me about that? They're just jackass? And I love you? All right, I guess you just brought it back up, all right?
Next next one, excuse me, excuse me? Down the earth lady seeking other ladies this cuff and season. Want to know more? She shot, Let's have fun. Friendly reminder, it is couffing season. This is technically d C d C, so that's a metal one for that one doesn't count. Next one guy with oh the really guy with storage unit? Missing? My friend storage unit? We'd meet at what the A's in Oretonton, Virginia. Who what you're hooking up at a storage unit? I mean if
it's air conditioned, maybe you're all the outside ones ain't. Oh right, yes, so it's baking. You know you're gonna make it big the heat storage in it. Next one in search of white female business travel Crystal City. Well, this doesn't count because they're there. They're passer buyers. I'm a single, young professional male here looking for no strings attached fun with a white female between the ages of forty and fifty five. Wow, please be
drug and disease free, a non smoker and fit. Pick for pick. You can stay at one of the many hotels near Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport held Yan, DCA. It's called Reagan DA. It's called Reagan the other DC airport, not Dallas, the other DC airport because now Dallas is more famous again because of the pandace. It's the Panda Airport. Oh my god, go next one your year, Springfield. I came over and ate a great pie. Missing you, missing you female thirty five forty five year olds.
I'm the handsome male obviously. Let me know asap. Thank you, no spam. He had some great pie. I came over and ate a great pie. Literally, that's what it. Another Virginia one hoody all right, well let's see this one. Damn it Virginia. All right, anything good to eat falls Church? Just wondering if there's anything good to eat in this town eat. I'm in my thirties, tall, good looking, educated, only here for work. Now you're wondering, okay, cool, Just
go to yelp, you know, go to Google. But there's where it gets interesting about what he's actually looking for. If any ladies know of a spot that tastes good is landscaped a bit. They watch out for the places and the food is always hot and fresh. Let me know, I'd love to have a taste women only though, Why women only? That's what he said. Anything good to eat in false church? And our last one,
damn it, Virginia. Virginia's or some freaks. Seasonal Nutcracker lost contact info explanation went exclamation point, exclamation point period period period college age girl on the Metro that was interested in standing in for seasonal holiday figure. As needed costume can and will be provided. It will be a nut smasher Nut smasher are, Hey, you get a costume. I wouldn't wear that costume. Who knows who else has worn it? I mean it's season it's a seasonal gig.
Should we apply to be Santa's No? Why not? Because I'm not? Is there a Santa Union? You think? Yes, there's definitely one I'm doing. I'm down. I'm down for the union. You know no, you're not. Uh huh are you? Left? Hand up? That's the commander. I know any attention jacket that does it for us this week? If you see a misconnection, you want us to share DM myself at Andrew Hoodie with y or Eric at mister Eric V. That's m r r
ic k V. We'll be back next week. We'll Thanksgiving special. Yes, ooh baby, right before the holidays, you know, things don't get weird. But until then, I always remember it's okay to be weird and sexy. It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,