So you're saying, there are some things that we can't even talk about on this podcast, is what you're saying. Eric, Maybe, Well, hopefully you're ready, because that's how to go weird. It's about to get weird. You're preparing for it to get weird. Things are gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it. That's getting weird. Let's get where? Where getting where? Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready? Guys. You're listening to the hundred
and forty six episode Let's Get Weird. My Name Is, My Name Is. Every week we co annoates you with the weirdest stories from our lives, our store, countries, our states, our cities, our locales, even the passport agency. Really, because that's the thing. Did you know what is passport agency? What's a passport agency? Exactly? You're gonna find out. Probably hopefully you renewed your buy your passport before you go on your trip next week. Yeah, it's good. You sure? I think what's the
X fire? I think twenty nine, twenty nine, twenty nine. I was like, yeah, twenty ninth. This month, it's fine. One day in that day. It's fine. Twenty ninth month of the year, you know, yeah, yeah, and uranus. By the way, you didn't say that. I didn't. You're gonna cover your ainus happened, but you cover my uranus a lot. Sometimes sometimes you are my good backup plan. Sweety do you're welcome. I'm not a backup plan. I'm the plan
plan. You're not my Plan B. You're my Plan A. But you're my preparation, h preparation anyways, anyways, but you're going on your trip next week. But it's finally happening, finally get to go away for a week during during the summer. I haven't worry about anything. No, I have to worry about work. I'm gonna I might turn the phone off. It's fine, I might. I try to limit talking to you unless it's an emergency. I know what. I love talking to you. He's the
Kingdom. Now. I got most of the keys after like two keys. I think I just I don't know. I think I might tear the phone off. We just enjoy four days Max and his mom and have fun. It also depends on your resort, because if you're in a resort, that's like, yeah, we have Wi Fi everywhere, but it's it's shitty wi Fi until you get to your actual room. Then you won't know really.
Yeah, yeah, but I think I think the last resort I went to in twenty twenty, twenty one, twenty two, one, twenty one, I don't know, after the pandemic twenty one, right, the WiFi was pretty legit everywhere. Yeah, because when they all they had because I had its being out, I was a best man. I had to get a bigger room which had a butler quote unquote butler and he what's apped me all the time? Yeah, yeah, because that's how they get to be like, oh, do you want your room clean? Do you want me to
come and do this? They you see what's app app I'd say that three times fast? What's that? What's that happen? What's that? What's that bad? And uh So I feel like they had to jack up their WiFi abilities. So yeah, but I'm also excited too to him and finally get a haircut in a bear trap. Yeah, pre vacation haircut. Why don't you tell me? I have so many gray hairs on my chin? Now?
I thought you knew already. It's ridiculous. And I would assume you look at a mirror before you cut, at least one mirror before you get it. Here, I half away. The doors reflective too. When you get into builds, you can be like, look a little rough today. I gotta do I do the do I do the color? No, because I feel like you do it, it'll be too much. Then you have to all because also you your beard is good that it like perfectly goes into
your hair even when you get a haircut too. Sometimes because you face I got a man beard, it's like, oh but if you die that, but like the fade is like as great as one. It should be good. Color was Maybe I just keep my beard shorter than this length because it's pretty long, right, you know you should do? Oh? Some guy targeted today. I was walking through Target with Max on Saturday and this guy looked at me. He's like, man, I really like your beard.
I'm like what, No, No, I hate this thing. I can't grow it. Appreciative just like me. He looked like a guy who could grow it, And I'm like, this is stupid. What you should do is rock the mustache. No, come on, hand a bar, hand a bar. You've seen the handle put the hand a bar. I haven't pick John has that picture moved the handibar must remember, but come on bring it back. No, dude, I don't want that's porn star is bro. That's creepy. That's like new Sideburnsta. You gotta do the fun shavy
photos, you know. But I get it done professionally. I be like, hey, before while you do this, do it, take a photo of it for me. Please give me the Hitler stashes to say that I've never done that. No, I've done that a bunch. Mine also doesn't connect, so it doesn't. What is it with you and your facial hair? What do we gotta do to make it grow more? I think you look good at the beard hair growth. I don't know. Is that what it is? Give me more? I don't think that's what does it?
Eric? I think that does in your younger days when you do it, you gotta do it and you get it in there and it'll grow up. Well. Anyway, you're back to your vacation. Speaking of that, I guess on your vacation there will be none of that because it is a family hopefully sleeping people. There will be family sauce. I can't wait Shelby Sauce from the show ass. I was like, oh, give me a recommendation if I should go there, and I always like it's a family resort.
She's like, that won't stop me. I'm like, okay, well you saw when we looked it up on TikTok they have a crazy pink party. Oh man, I hope it's not this the week I'm going. I mean pink party, like for pink the artists or color the color pink every week.
I mean, because it's kind of like caw, like a summer camp you have, Like because I worked at a summer camp for this month, it was like every week was the same week, so like, oh, Wednesday was fifties nine or whatever, so the third day was always fifties nights. So for them, it's probably like they also have a foam foam thing that I think everyone's got a foam yeah, which is always weird. Yeah, I get that pink shirt, baby, I don't have a pink shirt.
All I gotta go get. It's a vacation. I get a part right guy that I can't wait to wear. I bought an old Navy it's his vacation mode and it's got a two can on. It is it's a white, it's a T shirt. Okay, I can't wait to wear it, embarrass the crap out of Max and his MAXI don't care about it, and Max is at the age where he's embarrassed by what you were. I can't wait to embarrass that kid everywhere I go. You know, yesterday Cruise
and Dustin got the Miller light. She's the photo. They look great together. I want to get shirts like that, I mean, but I also don't feel I feel weird wearing uh, button down short sleeve shirts. Do you feel weird wearing love? Do you wear them all the time? You do, but you don't feel like your arms are like no, my arms raided party if it's hot, my arms getting warm, you know. But I'm still vibing, you know, all right, I've been because I want to get like a good one, like a fun one. Do you have
all your info for your things? You said you're doing a travel agent? Did she give you all your info? Yeah, it all came in a hostage to pay. I don't want to emails. I'm a dumb ass, and I didn't wait for it's an invoice and had all the travel information, so I upgrade. It was to fly on Southwest, so I upgraded the uh, the check in early bird group, what what? So we all have that? And then I got the is Max still able to do? Don't they do the children boarding or something too? Give them act a Oh?
I mean yeah. But as long as you're not B you're fine. You know, as you're at C C C is, you're you know, if you're back of B below B thirty, you're you're screwed because you're gonna fight. You're gonna to kind of fight. Yeah, and I feel like we're leaving on a Monday morning at eight. It's gonna be a busy flight. Yeah, it'll be fun. You're doing director one way or one stop? I don't know. I don't know. Are you doing direct when you
Yeah? Of course yes. More And I actually since we recorded this, but I have booked our honeymoon. We're also staying at Punta Kana. And that's the beauty of what you just mentioned is using TikTok to figure out if you want to go there or not. If you didn't really as it until you already booked it. But we use TikTok heavily. But I've been too before, so I know it's a beautiful. I know it's a beautiful much every resorts started blurring together though, they're like, oh that is that mine?
No, that's a different one, but it looks the same, right, But like but also too though, if you spend more, you get more, yeah, you know what I mean. Like, and there are adult only resorts or a couple only resorts, and then there's like super fancy ones are like you have that higher end amenities that you want to have, you know, like a butler. Yeah, like and like also too, don't forget too when you get to your room, bring bring dollars, bring
American bucks. Yeah right, it's worth when we found that out when the exchange. Also though, but you leave, you give the guy you're twenty, and he'll upgrade your liquor in the room the top shelf, because they all have your sheer room should have like a liquor dispenser. Right, yeah, I think we're already getting the top birst shelf. That's what they tell you, he says. When you get there and it's rail, you're like, I mean a tunnel. Are you with the mackey? I gotta say,
are you with the mackey and that's it. Give him a twenty s to Macky, are you that Mackie? I took Spanish? He said the same thing. Terrible, Are you to Mackie? You're acting this whole okay? Anyways, are you tonight? Are you saying it? Are you excited tonight? We're supposed to go see We're are sorry not We're supposed to see
We're gonna go see Barbie. Yep. I kind of want to go see Oppenheimer, but I also kind of want to see it in true seventy millions, which apparently I don't know if you said this, there are no true imax. There's like ten. I'm fifteen the Lates camera barso guys labeled all fifteen of them in the closest one here to us, Ohio, No King of Prussia Mall in Pennsylvania. In Philly, it's a two and a half hour drive. You want to go, that's a little far for one movie.
That's three hours. Then we have to drive two hours back. That's the whole day. Baby's yeah, that's five that's seven hours of just I've not been here hang with me, so, which is weird. Which is weird because I saw the tiktoks like we should make a lawsuit against Imax for false advertising, which, let's face it, that might happen because of that. So yeah, because I don't get it. So then the one the two of it are here, and so do you see it that the air
spaces they're not true Imax those Yeah, it's I don't know. I think Imax is the brand too as well, but an Imax quality true Imax what it's called is like it's film. It's not digital, right, it's film. Yeah. Um, and then obviously the big screen it's also wild because like sometimes you're like, I'm gonna go see I think, what was it? When I saw mention Impossible? It was an Imax and I was like, all right, cool, I'm excited to see this, but it was
still that wide screen thing. I'm like, oh, that's not Imax. Imax is full screen top the bottom, no wide screen at all, which even if like Star Wars or anything is presented to you like that, it's still gonna be a wide screen, you know. So what do you think affected? Is it gonna get affected by this? Openheimer's gonna lose out on that because they're pushing that you gotta see it in true imax. I mean they're pushing it in any of my imax. I think you just have to.
But the box office projection was it's gonna make a third of a Arby makes. That's marketing. That's marketing right there. But I've been seeing all of it. I mean, Matt Damon and Robert Downing two weeks ago that they're recycling. Is that what it is? Then? So the writer shark really screwed Christopher Nolan actor well actors, right, it's not really because like
they were really like Barbie just swallowed up all the publicity. So like the only I'm now seeing Oppenheimer stuff because all those like poster boards that we're doing countdowns and billboards are kidding zero and everyone's sharing it. That's it. Barbie's like everywhere, So that's why everyone's gonna go see it. But the power of Mattel is so much greater than I think we we you know, we haven't noticed that. I think also the mystery of the Barbie movie is a
thing too. Mystery. It's her getting out of it and then going to the room. Is it gonna be a ha ha? The entire time comedy or is it gonna be like, oh, it's good and deep because it's a greater Girway, it's gonna get deep. Yeah. But whereas Oppenheimer Chris, you know, it's Christopher Nolan. So even just say Christopher Nolan, it's gonna be it's slow, doesn't necessarily always a bad thing, but like it's gonna be like oh, like too that he directed Interstellar, and I
saw that movie The Man Begins the Batman's but Interstellar. He also did Memento too. Memento was one of his first ones, which I've never seen but I've always heard was a great movie. Yeah, but you kind of once you've found the spoiler, like, ain't wasn't the black and white changes? Do you want me to spoiler? Yeah, I don't care. The movie goes in reverse. What do you mean? So it starts with the end of the movie. In the end of the movie is the beginning of the
movie. So what's the spoil then that you've seen the end of the very first five minutes of the movie. Okay, so it's like a flashback there you go exactly enjoy all right, Memento. But it's about a guy who forgets everything right. Is it all right, what's going on? That is interesting too, like We Have at Night. Shamalan's also like King of Twists, but also like not in held in high regard as like Christopher Nolan is what twisted and movies are crashed. Split. Split was a good movie.
We was just the two in Split that I think he was like the same person, like one of his personalities was dominant the entire time or something was like control of the other personalities. It was something like that. Yeah, but he also fought uh what's his face, mister Glass? I didn't watch that one. A lot of people didn't watch the glass in Glass. Yeah, no, he was No, it wasn't unbreakable? Was it unbreakable? Was the first one? Split was the one that connected and Glass was the
third one. Oh that supposed to be Samuel Jackson's movie. That was that had both of them in it. That's how it went okay? Yeah, uh yeah, No, Split wasn't Split wasn't bad. Spit was really good. But I think it's because Mayfield what's his name, James McAvoy, James McAvoy um wanted Michael Fassbender child Chiles Um. So your passport is good to go? For your trip though. Yeah, and I got Max's passport and
I bought a little passport holder this time. I don't know why, but I did so because I have to renew my passport and I'm learning it's not easy. You asap. Yeah, so mine expires August of next year. Do it now? Yeah? So, once I get the passport to actually film for him, you go right here to this there's a four Wait, so you just mail it two things? No no, no, no, no no no no, no, no no no. You don't just mail it. You go online, you print the form out, you go to
that post office right here. You have to set up a date for them to have all the paperwork. Oh no, well no, this not to get your first sissy knew it. Yeah, you just gotta mail it, that's it, right, But make sure you follow all the direction for the ex expedited process. Yeah. Well it takes only three months for non expedition. Yeah. So, but you're not going to a friend who works in the passport I'll passport agency. He can't like get it pushed forward or anything.
But like so he was like, yeah, you gotta do this, this, this and this, and he's like, pay for the expedition because apparently it takes like even longer now to get your passport renewed. Why everyone's been doing it and they're just overloaded and no one's able to look at it or approve it. I guess I don't know, short staff, I don't know what about more. This is her RADIU. So hers expires in October,
and she's like, well, I don't need to do it. I'm like, you need to because she's thinking, oh, if we renew it now, you lose out on months. I'm like, it doesn't matter. We're not traveling anywhere in the Nash's that on months you gain more months back. I don't know, it's a whole thing, but I think she wants me to do it first, and then yeah, and then she'll do it. Why don't you just do it together? We could. Why don't you just make it a couple of stot easier if I just do it first and
then she knows how to do it. But speaking of fee, so you can pay to expedite it, but I want to talk about another fee is for our honeymoon room. We gotta it's through bonvoy from Marriott technically, and so we got a room that is either two queen beds or one king bed. Found out you can pay sixty dollars to pick what type of bed type you want. Slash where your room is in the building that it's in. There's like two buildings. Do you think that fee is worth it? Or
a lightbulbs? You're talking about this? What if I just give you the sixty bucks as part of your wedding fucking gifted. That's that's the other thing is that's true? But yeah, why not just give you this sixty bucks.
It's an investment. It's an investment for you and that guy. And you're for being that guy and that guy that guy and uh and then you don't feel bad because more it doesn't feel bad for you guys spending the extra six bucks to Eric, uncle, Eric, grandpa Eric, whatever you want to call me, gave you the sixties Eric, you know, as a down payment towards the wedding gift, which will be a monetary to the nomination
as well. Because let's face it, money is easier than finding the gift that you're like doing, like the things I want to get your wife won't let you have hold up like a star Wars start. I mean I try to put a PS five on the redistry every time. Even when we had that, we had the show talk about it, you still said, no, you can't put that on the registry. Actually, though, this is fuel to my fire. Someone I know from high school, so I really
know him too well, they put a PS five on the registry. This is a woman, by the way, and they got a PS five. She's a nerdy woman. But also, PS five is not just a gaming system anymore. It isn't. It is a computer entertainment. It is your entertainment center. It's your home. Let's facing My xbox is on how many times out of the day, pretty much all hours except when I'm asleep, because it's really you're watching TV playing guys watching my Hulu account? Yes,
yes, what are you guys watching now? That shadows and Sonny? Okay, somebody else's has my Hulu account. My nieces at my Hulu account too, and they watch something else and I'm like, okay, I don't know if it's you or them. It was it Twilight. We watched Twilight, but no, it wasn't Twilight. It was something dumb. Hold one, where's my Hulu account? More? Is watching something I'm not. I don't know about Oh excuse me, Um, you're using the air profile right?
Correct? Right? Because then I got okay, here we go? Where is it? Come on? Look? Oh, I'm also using Kevin's peacock. He made a crisis one. I'm like New Girl. Who's watching You're watching Girl? Yeah? And then who's watching Bob's Burgers? Uh? More is watching Bob? Who's watching the Simpsons? Me? Sometimes? So Love Island's got to be my niece is right? Probably don't profile? How do I change profiles? You switched this, switched the little logo? Yeah,
and then hit oh no, you went too far? Okay, here you go, damn, but you look. Alex is my cousin. Madi and Mia are my nieces. Max is and I think I give an ess of the profile. I don't know if I give Max Yeah, yeah, maybe more letter Kenny? Yeah? Because broad City was you guys? Right? Yes? Who was Desperate Housewives? Not? Definitely not us. We don't watch that. We're not the Kardashians. Is my nieces. I was watching
The Girl next Door again for the hell of it. Chit's creek whatever family, guys, you right at Once in a blue moon yes, and then what's this, oh attack on Titan as you? Yes, it was correct? Yes a good sir, good time? Oh gonna watch so sorry Robin Romblin. There's a guy I followed on another tansion go on, who who watched the Avatar the Last Airbender on Netflix? So good? Is it?
Good? You and Max should watch it? I don't watch it. It's it's good for him and it's very like, very like this is what your friends should be and for you, it's just it's very good. Dave Filoni, the guy who's Star Wars every was like one a writer and like an executive producer on the first season of Avatar One Book one came out like two thousand and eight, I think somewhereund then and then at three seasons and then they got canceled. But it's just because Nickelodeon was being dumb. Then they
did Cora, which is the follow up. It's like twenty thirty years later, not as good as Avatar, but still pretty good. But they're going to live action right and then they're doing Yeah, Netflix is doing the live action series that people are kind of not sure about because the creators of Avatar left because they're having disputes of Netflix over so then they're doing their own stuff on on Paramount now, so I can't get rid of Paramount. Plus,
I mean, nothing's gonna happen for like two more years on that. But yeah, like the first thing is gonna be animated movie with the team angg so mmmmdeam Avatar. It's also short episodes. Yeah, I mean it's it was a kids show, but it's you know, it's it's out of that time when like kids shows really took out like that. Adventure Time clone Wars. Adventure Times good too, Max are probably like Adventure Time a lot.
Max still Max has it was on the punishment for two weeks. He hasn't picked up the YouTube or the Xbox and all to watch or play anything. But Adventure Times also probably really good if you're high, So what have you been high? Andrew a couple of times, a couple of times, But
he loves watching Preston. Preston plays because that guy plays all these all the Fortnite stuff, So he loves watching that guy when he gets when he on Wednesday, hopefully is when the last day of his punishment ends, so we can play Fortnite because he's been driving me nuts telling me all these like, Daddy, we gotta play Fortnit Daddy, we gotta play Fortnite. We gotta get Optimist Prime, Daddy, because we need to get dogdot gave. I
bought him two thousand V bucks. Yeah, and he bought the Hawkbuster before you got in punishment and he bought something else. I'm like, buddy, right out of your V bucks. That's it done. You're expensive. Yeah, they're about to go up to V buckflation. You get ready, baby, you're also what you need to get still blood and semen? Now well okay, but you know who also selling blood and semen? People? In
this week's miss kinda jes because we're reading real misconnections from the DMV. You can go to Washington, DC dot Craigslist dot org, go to the misconnections page, and I can go super Lincoln deep in there for you if you want. Um. We read them, figure out what the hell is going on and is it something more than what they're saying, because most of the time it is first one janitor and laurel oh janitor, my ring doorbell sow you cleaning the hallway to clean, good looking Latin guy. I'm in the
brook Mill condo complex. Probably shouldn't list your specific condo. You kind of can want to keep it general. You were wearing a yellow tshirt. Guy interested in getting to know you better. I hope you see this. You hook up with the janitor. You're a janitor? Eric? Yeah, why not? He's sexy enough. Let me hit that. He got a yellow shirt, yellow shirt, I'm gonna take it off him. Next one, Eric Lizard Nova, My beloved lizard is missing. He was last seeing today
around six twenty pm. He was enjoying a burger and disappeared when his fries dropped in the ground. He doped first for them and tumbled into the grassy area near the table. If you see a cute white lizard with a tummy full of fries, tell him that, tell him that I'll come pick him up. I'll bring the tombs. This is about penis, isn't it lizards? Penis? But what are the fries? Then? Is he falling to a vagina? I don't know. But bring it's about a real lizard.
What does bring the tums mean? Now? But why would you put that in misconnection? That's like lost pet You want to put that in misconnections? Says totally like lizard is my beloved white lizard. Somebody's cocks So yeah, I mean that's what it is. Next one, you bored in Maryland near clustered spires golf course hell Frederick Frederick fred Nick. Married guy looking for a housewife who's bored and needs attention. We could talk via Google Chat, text
or email whatever works best for you. Need one hundred percent non judgmental and drama and game freeze. No scammers please, as long as you're willing to try friends from different emnicities. If not, and don't bother ethnicities. Also, why lead your thing? If we can Google chat? No one Google's chats, text or emails? Do that all right? Next one, a couple of movie nights. New group for me in DC. Sass now in Virginia. Hello, we'd like to have a small group of couples to get
together once a month and chill in front of a movie. No political talk and leave your troubles at the door. This is about kicking back and relaxing. Singles. Feel free to reach out if others in the group are good with it. We would enjoy your company as well. Bailey's Crossroad. That's an orgy an that's an orgy. That's not just we're watching movie started old school. That's like we're watching Star Wars today great and watching stars something poppy
fish, the butthole, next one, neighborhood friend female in Arlington. My cousin Brian isn't listening fit European jam seeking a local lady, enjoyable activities. Your pike gets mine, simple street to the point, let's get it. Let's get it. And your last one, Eric miss connection with the panther DMV McLean rough fan ooh. According to Urban Dictionary, you're a panther. I'm a handsome I'm the handsome prey in my early forties, white, smart,
over educated and assertive when it counts. Catch me ra and they put rare in there. They didn't put the R. Yeah. So if you're a panther, according to Urban Dictionary, come catch me, catch them get him, go get him, Gotta catch them off, gotta catch them off. So this will be maybe the last let's get weird for two weeks. Depending on Eric's vacation, maybe I'll decide just to go Ham for twenty minutes. I can go Ham for sixty minutes, or do one to go home
I did one with with my buddy Jonathan. True, But what would I talk to her about? I talked to her about everything. Maybe talked to her about life or about what she's scared about, or about what are you scared about? Yosa? Maybe Yoseph open the door real quick, or do with Yoder Yoder be a good yodor in Yoder and Hyman. It's two women that work here at the radio station. One's called Casey, one's called Jimmy. The female perspective is what that one podcast view. I'd listen to that?
All right? Great? Still listen to us for twenty something years old. We've gotta figure out what's going on their minds. Okay, right, yeah, wst him tonight when we go see Barbie. We want your Barbie review next week on the podcast. Forget about it here next week. No, not you, but they're Barbie. You're You're done. You're dead to
me for a week. But anyway, make sure you follow us on social media at Andrew Hoodie with why follow Eric as he goes on is poot the kind of vacation at mister Eric V m r R. I see k V. Have a great week and always remember it's okay to be weird insexy. It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,