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Kevin Bacon & Smut!

Apr 02, 202424 min
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We have a guest on the show and it's Shelby Sos! Join Hoody, Erick, and Sos as we play the "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" and figure out what actor Hoody thinks was in Harry and the Hendersons! Plus even more Missed Connections from the DMV and we read real terms used for romance novels! All that and more in this week's Let's Get Weird!

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Are you ready? Are you ready for a weird time? Well, hopefully you're ready because it's sad, it's about to get weird. Be prepared for it to get weird. Thinks we're gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it. Let's get weird. Let's get it? Where? Where? Get Where? Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready listening? Ready because you're listening to the hundred and seventy six episode of Let's Get Weird. SA's watch Sunset. It's a

movie coming on. Oh get to that. Hold on. My name is Hoodie Teddy. A week we give you the weird stories from our lives, the gloves, the streets, the sheets and everything in between and above uranus and below the sheets too the same time. Uh oh, someone's loud out there. I love it so sasquatch Sunset. What we got going on? It's a movie coming out with Jesse Eisenberg, Riley, Chloe Cleo. Oh yeah, oh what's that peanut Gallery? Were here in the distance? Gallery

one Shelvey Sausage on the show What Sausage? Here's the tag guy in the misty Forest of Norfolk. Oh, it's the Sasquatch movie. Yes, Sasquatch Sunset. Oh well, I didn't know. You just read the title. I remember granddaughter. Oh uh, all right, the family of Sasquatches find themselves on the collision course with the ever changing world around them. I prefer Harry and the Henderson's. But you know it's the one that Disney one with

a guy that's not Steve Martin but looks like Steve Martin. You know what I'm talking about. It's like what it's Rick moranis No, it's not Rick moranis he and the Henderson's nineteen eighty seven? Oh? John mcgow Yeah was it that guy? Other guy? No? John mde the movie think Rick Honey shrunk the kids? Hold on, let me look at the images of the movie Harry and then oh yeah, John thought was a different guy. Okay, how does it say? Yeah? John looking on Steve some other

guy, some other guy looks like Steve Are you you weirdo? What referencing Harry and the Henderson's. They don't look anything along. There's like silver hair forever like Steve Martin, but is Steve but it looks like Google's struggling with this one, Google, I'm talking about what you're talking about. Oh, I don't know abo the movie the guy is it? Hoy bs? Come on, what's that? What's it? Slender? What's that? Thin? Thinning? Thinny? What movie is that? Than movie? It's the movie

where the guy gets super thin. No, that's not it, that's that's that's a Logan Paul movie. Guys, what you have no idea what you're talking That's what the movie was, Thinner nineteen ninety six. This is this guy. Hold on, I'll get there. Hold On, I'm gonna get there. You could have just clicked the eyem He doesn't have an image of course, doesn't know that guy. Wasn't it? Why just typing thinner cat thinner, this guy being thin? Oh yeah, no, that doesn't the

guy. This man, Yeah, Johnson doesn't look like John Cusack d jack ass. She related to junk their brother and sister. Did not know that like Jake chillinghol and Maggie john that one. Oh yeah, because the Batman, Well because she was always she's always like a like a beat to your character and everything. Great act. Yeah, she's the voice of Jesse Jesse from Toy Story oh oh yeah, she's the principal in the school Frock. Uh huh, yeah, she was the wife and anything to with Fester.

What the hell was that? Man? Then I'm thinking of that, bro. You're gonna seeing it forever? Wow, hoody, way to go. Man. Hey, Well, the Sasquatch movie is coming out this summer or something I don't know, in like two weeks in April. So yeah, I get ready for it. You will be there. You're gonna go to that screen? No, I'm not. I do want to go see that Henry Cavill movie, The Mysterious Men or whatever. It's a Guy Ritchie movie. I love Guy Richie's director. He's really good. I don't care what

anybody says. The Mysterious Man of whatever is not our guy. Yeah. The mini generally Warfare, I's going viral because they do like a giggly laugh on TikTok. They do him and Alan Richardson the Jack Guy Jack Ryan. He's not British, but he's supposed to be a British character, which is

it's fun sometimes, you know Americans play British stuff. Yeah, it's more fun because you know it's fake, it's you know what it sounds like because in the Most American show ever, Jack right in the track Reacher, he's Reacher. What's Jack? Ryan is John Krasinski? Reacher is is Alan Richardson. They're two different characters, but they're the same person. Tom Clancy, No once, Tom Clancy one isn't Which one's Tom Cruise Jack Reacher? This

is the most like podcast. It's all Sauces fault. That's fine. We're trying to entertain a guest that it's like, be funny for the guests for once. Maybe Sauce can come back to look weird? Man, is what movie were you watching? I was watching it on TikTok because I don't watch it in movies anymore. I watched movies on TikTok. I was like, this man, it's always the same TikTok like a this man ate a sandwich. It was cursed and now he's then ain't But what this man doesn't know?

Part two, Part two? This man was cursed by a sa Why don't you pull up the tik tak then I don't have that's like one hundred videos ago. Me just type in tack thinner too. I mean he's already did a terrible Google searcher and he pulled up Joan Csack. Is it a chunk? You sack? You didn't realize that they're brother and sister? How did you not know that? It looked nothing like she wears glasses? He doesn't. Oh my god, I don't think movie. Yeah, he's serious

something hot Tip, time Machine and in Gross point Blank? Have you seen any of those? I've seen twenty twelve. Oh yeah, yeah, that's a horrible it is because he's and Connie Er seeing that one. Yeah, well that was when he tried to be an action star. Gross point Blank is one of his best movies Evervies nineties he voices, oh, really stand by me? Oh that's right, he isn't stand by me? Hot Runaway

Jury. He's really good in that too. That's a good movie. That time Machine too hot, but nineteen ninety seven, he's hilarious in that movie. It's a great movie. Uh. He's a hitman who has to go back to his hometown to kill somebody, and he's going back during his high school reunions. He's got to go back and see everybody. All right, do you want to play a game instead of I know we were going to do. We had a plan for the podcast. Do you want to play

six Degrees with Kevin Bacon? Sure? All right, so we got John Cusack, Yes, click on his Wikipedia there we go. All right, So pick a movie out of anything, Steve, we can relate it to Kevin Bacon. Well, yeah, a movie. It's stand by Me, Runaway Dree, Runaway d Nick puts his faces in it, all right? Which is Gene happened In Hoffman? Yeah? And Gene Hackman? Okay, all right, Gene Hackman, Dustin Hoffman, Rachel Wise. Who do you want me to click on? Gene Hackman, the Fastest Whackman? Okay,

what Gene Hackman movie do you want me to click on? I don't know that this is how you play this game. Don't even know. No, you're supposed to already have the name in the movie and then go from Frankenstein. There's no way. Jean Wilder Gan Walder, what do you want? When was she wander in the move with Kevin Bacon? Put that in there? Because never I find you're doing it wrong by Y Wilder. Kevin Bacon, Yeah, oh, okay, this website actually, okay, let's go

to that website, all right, Oracle of Bacon. And this is totally like a twenty thousand and seven seriously website that like someone made on like website dot com. Why not is an ad That's what it is, all right? So this website called Oracle of Bacon shows you how quickly someone's related. So we'll put Gene Wilder like we wanted. All right, find a link. Gene Wilder was in Silver Strake with Raymond Guff. Whoever that is Kevin Bacon gaming Raymond Guff. Sure he was in the Gift of Kevin Bacon.

I don't know what I know any of those movies, but sure, all right, next one find it differently. Oh. He also was in Blazing Saddles with Dick Warlock. That's not someone's name, Dick Warlock. He's in Commando Eroded. I think he's a no Dick for acting. Oh he was an actor. He was an escape from New York. He was in Commando. Oh my god, Dick Warlock. Alright, who give another actor a Joan Cusack to see the other Joan Cusack. John Cusack was in Martianschild c

Sack Oliver Platt, who was in flat Liners with Kevin Macon. Flat Liners is a good movie. Oh, my guy. Yeah, he's in John Both Brothers. Oh by Centennial Man, that was a great movie. So depressed Robert williams On returns to the robot. He's a robot and then he turns to a human looks like him. Yeah, all right, who else? Who else? Wells, let's put Kevin Bacon. Is Kevin Bacon really together? Oh? Bacon number of zero, the Ultimate Bacon Number, no

further, no less. Christian Bale, Yeah, because you talk to the other night. That's your favorite actor, right. Christian Baale was in Public Enemies with Bill Camp was in Black Mass with Kevin Bacon. No, no, Black Mass is the John Robert Daddy Junior one. No, that's who? Sorry man, Okay, recent one night. Kieran Knightley was in the Boston Strangler movie with Josh Drennan, who was in Leave the World Behind with Kevin Bacon. Oh, that's a recent movie to Leave the World Behind.

That's the Netflix one. Oh yeah, I haven't watched it yet, but everyone sets to watch. It's really good. Kevin Bacon that he's not advertising that. Let's do John Cena good. Ricky Snicky's a funny movie. Is actually pretty good. You watched it before you did? You did? I told you to watch it. I watched it. Watch it. It's on Amazon Prime sauce. Yeah. Oh. John Cena was in Tour de Pharmacy with Kevin Bacon. It was that like Lonely Island movie making fun of cycling

onbo Yeah, before they did the Bashing Brothers movie on Netflix. Oh that's easy. He's there in the Guardian's Christmas special last year. Who's Kevin Bacon and Kevin Bacon? They stole Kevin Bacon. Oh can we do like inanimate? Can we do like Chewbacca that pop up? No? No, damn? Oh? Harrison Ford. Harrison Ford was in Sabrina, not The Teenage Witch? What the hell Sabrina? Oh the ninety five Okay I never seen this movie, but yeah, yeah, it's like a rom common or whatever.

Sure with Julia Ormond. Who's the lady that was in that movie? Who was in Tour de Pharmacy once again? Wow? I think The cart of Pharmacy was like a cameo fest movie of like, wait, didn't do the rock do Dwayne Johnson? Yeah? Oh oh wow, I got put Dwayne Johnson. That's why Juyane Johnson was in Southland Tails? What movie?

What movie is this? And two thousand and seven with Sewan Williams Scott and It's not the Rundown or whatever And it's not the r and justin Timberlakes in this wait and Sharon Michelle Geller and Mandy Moore and will Sasso and John Lovetts how can we watch this? Oh? Southland Tails set in the futuristic landscape of la on July fourth, two thousand and eight. Whoa It stands on the brink of social, economic, and environmental disaster. Boxers Santa ros So

that is Dwayne Rock Johnson is an action star who's stricken with amnesia. His life intervenes with Sarah Michelle Geller, an adult film start developing her own reality TV show projects. What is this movie? Here's the trailer. I don't think that it well, just in case the audio. Look at the rock. I don't know what the hell this is? Not even okay? Was that justus Hustler? What is this movie? Is bested in air? Anywhere? There's no way this air. I'm skipping ahead hot with his hair like

that, That's all. I don't know what this movie is? What is this movie like this came out like a year after he did that Walking Tall Rundown movie. Yeah, what is steffone Tails? How can I watch this? Oh? John Lovet's just is a cop too? Okay, you got a forty one percent of rotten to man, it's better than something. Okay, what's that? It's a Richard Kelly film. It's not free. You can watch it on Amazon Prime for three night, three fifty nine. So

I think we found that. Oh there is Okay, we found the next movie. Eric needs the maybe polars in this movie too. For some reason, this movie is confusing, all right? Any other ones? Or we think we're good there? I think, all right, we're good. We made that perfect. We love it. We found out the rock one was the best one. So oh, we can watch South on Tails on the way to WrestleMania this weekend. Here to read a book. Now apparently she's

reading it for us. She'll give you a book report, so then you can give a double book report on the same thing. What happens. It's like book sauce isn't really that inappropriate? Like is it that sexual? Yeah? Sometimes it kind of depends like, uh, depends on like what like how the author gets because when that when the woman today the called in said the m m F. Whatever, I didn't know that there was like I didn't. I'm going to google that because I didn't know that there were like

different terms for it. But the MMF, what do you google? There was men for women for men that male. Isn't it male? Wait? M F m M wasn't what she said isn't wouldn't be male female male male? But why don't you just put F that said? I don't know these books are ridiculous, salacious website, so I don't remember which one is. Okay, I don't remember which one it is, but it's like male male female. Okay, wait, there's a gay relationship and a straight relationship.

I believe so. But that makes sense because it seems like on her website, the author she had a lot of those like she had a lot of like she also had like one was, uh, we know what means? What does it mean? You're not free? Dictionary? It's not do not free, it's do not F. Oh what do you think do not F? Instead of DTF, it's d n F so they don't fuck? Yeah, huh, that doesn't make any sense to me. D NF. Oh did not finish that's what? Yeah, DNF is not that. So he's

on a website. Joe reads romance dot co about romance terms of what we need to know if we're gonna read these looks a hero okay here who's a bit dominant, notes what they want and goes out to get it. What's angst is that an angry or angst written book is written characters go through emotional what is that? Oh, this actually will help us with misconnections? So an R is a nursing relationship aka adult breastfeeding, sometimes found in romance stories. Brah, you know just to say no, no guys, yeah,

I know you didn't know what a bob is? Well, Bob is funny instead of saying battery op and operated boyfriend who say Bob going out with Bob tonight? No I don't. I don't know. Sorry, but no, like the smile lets they get like like there's just like different levels of I feel like because like some authors just keep it like very like wait read this. One's a cinnamon role hero is a person who's super sweet, kind, loving, warm, supportive, and deliciously good. I'm totally a cinnamon roll

hero you're na. No, you're not deliciously good. I don't know what that means, but sure, uh let's see see let's skip ahead and go through some other ones. Fancy peen? What's it? Usually seen in paranormal or speculative romance where the hero is an a like spikes, ridges, bumps, and et cetera on his malet a fancy peen. He's got a fancy pain Golden Retriever hero here, who's warm, affectionate, karen and lovey, much like a cute and culy golden retriever. That's you? Why can I

be both? You're a golden I'm a Simon roll Golden Retriever. Eric's a salty dog here? Salty dog? What's like for ses? We know what saffik is, what saffic is? Uh? It's like in lesbian fiction, let's see, uh slow burn when a story takes long to build up to the romantic payoff? What the hell is that word? Shut? They shut the f up and take that like a good like a good person, like a good girl says I love it. I love it? Uh to t b R R to be re read? Oh you like that book? Okay,

all right, we know what a throoppol is. We've learned that through life you have a U S T you T. I's a ust unresolved sexual tension. Wait, but the characters what haven't acted on their chemistry? Sexual chemistry haven't banged yet. Can you tell me what a wallbanger is? It's a book so bad you want to throw it at the wall. And yeah, there we go. All right, we learned Kevin Bacon things we've learned romance novels. So now I think it is time for some stop stop Why

is it the theme song? I'm going to bookmark this because I feel like there's some good content that bookmark. We're gonna read real misconnections from the actual d m V people right in at Washington, DC dot craiglist dot org slash d o C slash m I S Sometimes I don't know. That's the last one. Don't look at that one. I think the last one. Sorry, the last one is the best one. These are people that actual d m V live here looking for love and all the wrong places. We have

a little self competition on this show. Yep is DC, Maryland or Virginia Freakier Free Virginia and Freaky fourth Pretty even so far. It is pretty even so far. So first one up, Eric, you can read ball team Warrenton slash Gainesville forming a new seniors ball team, needing good catchers. Yeah, all right, they need good catchers. Everyone need to get catchers. Man, get a catcher. Beat that thing in mm hm, put the oil on it and put in the oven. Beat it up a little bit.

That's what you do for catchers. Man, I'm not being in the windows describing it. That's how you did cat That's what I dirty. That's what I did when I played baseball. I had to beat the catchers. Man. Up, you played baseball comn elementary through high school. When we were through the ballround, I got a catch. I got two gloves in a ball you'll be bringing in. We want to do it this weekend.

Play catch. I can bring my glove, you know, play catch, relift some memories for each other, all right, Shelby, Sauce can read this next one, Sauce. You read the title, then you read what it is. Easter Bunny is still looking for a carrot to hop on? Stafford, Stafford. Do you want to read the rest? Yeah? Sixty five year old? Is that single woman looking you must host. Okay, Virginia one Virginia. But these are like the outskirts of Virginia. You know.

The next one is Warranton is Stafford, you know, next one looking for my favorite hoodie. Older established, white gentleman here looking for young masculine dark hoodies to spend time with dark platinos. That's good too, Send stat's picks the connect. I'm in Northwest DC is looking for a hoodie to put their No. No, I think it's the flaps. No, not circumcised. Think it's a hood Oh can we message the no. We never message

these people unless they are looking directly for us. Fine, but you learned a lot today on this week's Left to Good, we'd a great episode. Thank you for joining. You're always more than welcome to join. Will next time or some time? Well, no, one of these days, One of these days. One of these days when you can follow her at Shelby Sauce S S H E L B Y S O S. Sometimes there's an underscore depending on what social media you're on. In there, Oh, real

quick, why did you get verified on Instagram? Like? Did you pay for it or they did it yourself? Okay? Respect a bunch of people keep getting their stuff hacked, Like there's like five intern john Radios on Instagram Facebook really so like like my friend like Gianna like in Boston, like like she couldn't get her account back unless it wasn't verified, which sounds like they're

stealing your money. But I was like, Okay, well I don't want to go through that, like yeah, yeah, I don't want that to happen, so like better say than sorry, And so I decided to do it. Should we do it? Hoodie? Should we jump the verified? I mean, if you want to pay for it? As you touched my leg with your foot a lot of touch on this weekend, we'll tell you that right now. Well you see what happens on on our personal road to wrestle Mania this weekend. Mister V, that's m R E r ic kV.

Follow me out Andrew Hoodie with the why. I always remember, it's okay to be weird, it's sexy. It got weird, didn't they. Yeah,

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