So what you're saying is you're gonna need a ride from work from me. And it's the return of a Hodio Eric adventure. And only already because it's time to get ititch, it's about to get weird. Be prepared for it to get weird. Things you're gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it. Let's get weird. Let's get it work. Where get Where are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric?
I'm Readymedy listen because you're listening to the hundred and eighty fourth episode of Let's Get Weird. My name is ODDI many, I'm Eric, and every week we come together give you the weird stories from our lives, the globes, the streets, the sheets, the skies, above the seas belows, oh seas below, well we're above sea level. That's a good one. And yourinus and uranus in the internet. In the Internet, and just navigate this thing called life. You don't sneam again, I don't know. Here's the
anything is. Eric's car is broken. We'll get into that. And he just talked to mechanic, and mechanic talked like a typical mechanic. You're like, oh huh, oh, we just hero your two hundred dollars' only clear when the brakes comes out, Like oh okay. And so now Eric has to go hunt down said mechanic at the dealership and be like Francisco Ferdinand Fernando fred Fred fran fryeah right. Remember now, I don't know either. You're gonna be a world of paying come a it. You know that's that's gonna
be. Let check out. So what's wrong with your car? Baby? I had some break issues for the last two years. I didn't bring it in when I thought I had it messed up. And then yesterday a brake pad, part of the brake pad fell out of the car as I was driving to work. So I thought I could take it to the dealership after the fact. And uh, the brakes went out on me because it broke a break caliber and it broke everything in the car. So and so why
did you break it because you drove recklessly? No, I didn't drive recklessly never, I've never done that. It's just I should have taken it in when I started hearing the squeaking and the issues, said I I'd like to push it to the limit, the limit, especially in the Forerunner. The fore Runner has definitely been my uh, how old is that car? That car? I bought it in twenty thirteen, so it's a eleven year old car. It's an eleven year old car. Oh baby, it's my tank.
Man. I don't ever want to get rid of that car, my half to next time. No, it's always starts with it's something small break, because I think it was. I stupidly should have taken it back to the mechanic that I got fixed and be like, hey, something's up with these breaks. They're squeaking along. My warranty covers it. But I didn't. I just tried to power through it and be like, all right, let me be stubborn, which never is right. So you went in,
you, I say, to the dealership. Took it back to the dealership, which some would say is a bad idea because they up charged out the wazoo with the dealership. Yes, Now, did they ask to be like, oh, tell you anything else that needed to be fixed but didn't really need to be fixed, any flushes that you need to do or something.
No, no cooling engine, no AC flush that came in for a specific reason I said this is one because like the last time I took it in for an oil for the hundred times and they do They're like, oh, well you're back, might have a back windshield wiper, and I was like, oh, it's gonna come off, and I'm like, that's I never used. It comes out off. This car is riding with me till I die or until Max takes it. One of the two. Well, so I love. I feel like every time I take my car and it's always
like, yeah, you gotta have these four flood things flushed. And then you want new windshield wipers that'll be double the price of what you can buy them child wipers. Every time I go in and get you know, they're like, do you want new wind shield wipers? Try and make a deal off you, which I get it, you know. And that show Tires Now is really gonna screwl out of Mechanics out because it's like everything's an upside.
It was good. The shows haven't seen it, you know, And I are looking for a new show to watch because we finished Bridgerton and so like, oh, we need a new Like it's we're kind of tired of passively watching the Office because like, all right, we're already at like the final season. So because watched like the super No, it's good. It's just like we've seen this before. How do how you keep watching that show over and over again? Well it's the supercut episode, so it's good.
Deleted scenes that weren't in the actual episodes originally. Are they gonna drag this Office on forever? They just did the last season, so we'll see. We have to spin off. It is supposed to be called The News, the Paper or something, which that would be in it. He's not in it, but it's supposedly supposed to be set in the same universe as The Office, because I would I would anticipate maybe Rain Wilson Dwight. Maybe I didn't watch a show. I've seen it because you and John talk about it
so effing much. Wasn't the Paper about or wasn't dunflore Minfloer a paper store, paper company? So why would the next one be called the Paper? There's gonna be about a newspaper company, so I think it's gonna be like so the show, remember it started the like docu comedy series like Parks and rec and Modern Family, where like they're interviewing someone. Modern Family is a
classic. I'm watching that for the first time now, which is shocking season two now, but I think they're gonna say, oh, it's the same documentary crew they're doing it. That film the office that's filming this about this newspaper now. Oh yeah, yeah, that sounds terrible. It'll be interesting. Donald Donald Gleason's in it, who played Bill Bill Weasley. He also familiar from Harry Potter. He's also us from Force Awakens. He's the ginger
that like always gets beat up the oh yeah, the first guy. He was also in Peter Rabbit that too, which was actually pretty good. Time Travel is what the hell is that movie? It's a time traveling movie. It's a time Amal gleason time travel about time. That's a good that's a good movie. It's got Rachel McAdams in it too. Yeah, he was also him and his dad genetically have somehow or time travelers and they're able to transform time, but like only in certain amounts. It's like his dad dies
and it's a whole thing. It's a good movie. That's a good movie to watch. If it's a good com Okay, hoodie with the wrong It's like I experienced things when I'm watching them rhyme coms. You know, you leg are good rom com I'm always a suck of a good gam you know, don't ever do that. Okay, all right, but anyway, speaking of your car, that means I ate to drive you to the dealership today, which means is the return of a hoodie and Eric adventure, which hasn't
been done since you broke your leg. Didn't break my leg. I tore my quarter sep tendon broke your leg. Well, now speaking of it, where it doesn't work, it's next to a mall which has an eatery or five guys, But what's in the eery? What's in the eatery? Huh uh McDonald's Chipotle shake shack, chick Shake shake, Bananda Express, Bananda uh a Charlie's Cheese steak, a Chick fil A, and then a couple of weird little thing he's there. Maybe we'll see what a sakura chakura okay,
chakour chaquur and a cinnabun. Well, I don't know if we need to be eating a cinnabun. I think we had a cinnebum because we had, like for a free birthday thing. It was like a lot. There's a free like mini cinnabon one high school cinnamon store. It was dating a girl and we went and stopped off at a cinnamon store and I got a cinnabun, put it on her body and ate it off of her naked. Nice. Do you want me to go tit for tat for you with stories?
It won't be it won't be tit for tat, But it's whatever I can do on my own level or something. I don't know if I share the story with you. What about Do you remember the movie Meet the Spartans, so spin off? Yeah, so it was in the era of like every every company was doing like their own spinoff, like love Story. So I think it was this movie. I'm pretty sure it was the Lectures. Yeah, it was like a knockoff of They were making fun of all the action
movies after Scary Movie a year. I don't remember what year this was in high school, says right, there are two thousand and eight Sweetart, but that was after that. Maybe it wasn't Meat This Mornings. What the hell movie was? Well? The important thing is I don't remember because of what happened, not when that movie what happened after is I told more of this story, so it's told. She was not like annoying. It is my
first like high school makeout was we went to go see a movie. I thought it was Meet the Spartans, but apparently it wasn't because it was in high school and it doesn't line up. So I don't know what happened there? What movie? The hell movie? I got to go back in my year twenty ten ten movies movies? Yeah, okay, it was an inception. Definitely wasn't twenty storty three. Oh, wait to give me twenty It's give me twenty eleven movies? On on there we go then Jedi, don't
know what that is. No, it wasn't that. It probably would have been a rom com com Ooh the Switch Out of My League is a great movie? Is it? Valentine's Easy A? I love that movie. Didn't see Leapier Love and Drugs. I don't know what movie it was. But we went to the movie theater. It was my sophomore year of high school and we only we didn't we left during the previews to go make out,
and I didn't drive it at the time. She drove, and so my mom dropped me off for the date and because I didn't have my license yet or whatever, and so we went and made out in her car. It was behind the movie theater, slashed this go kart place, and uh then once we were done, Micky now I was like, she was like,
all right, I gotta go. Is that cool? And I had to wait for my mom's for when the movie was gonna end, like two hours or whatever later, So she had left probably like an hour into what have been the movie run time, and back then you couldn't go back into the movie theater or whatever, right, so I just walked around the mall for no random reason. You're like, I did it. I paid twenty bucks to make out someone to go watch the movie, and you didn't even watch
the movie. You don't. I can't remember what movie was because I didn't make it to the actual movie, I mean to the previews. So I'm still that that tells about me. But it says that you were you pretty quick mover Sweeten blind Side blind Side, because I'm trying to like detok time of that movie. So mad that that's twenty ten. You were sophomore in high school? Yeah, fudge, I am old man, you know and
more. You're hearing for the story for the first time. Remember, I've told you this just bits and pieces, so now you have the full story connected dots. Well did you get mad? You were sophomore in high school. You didn't even met her yet. That's part one. I didn't know what I was doing exactly. That's why you waited. And I waited for your mom to can pick it. Why did you call your mom to can pick you up earlier? I don't know it. In my head, I was like, oh, my call. It looks like I defeated. I
was defeated. Did you have a cell phone back then? I think so, Yeah. It probably would have Like no, probably would have been like a Nokia like love those keyboard thing or whatever. Yeah, whatever the psychic derivatives were, you would a sidekick. It wasn't us sidekick, but it was like Nokia's like sprint sidekick. Ooh, psychic movie. That was a great movie, something like this. Yeah, bow Like everyone had these phones from like two thousand and six to twenty eleven before the iPhone came out,
So I never had a sidekick. Man, it was like, oh, look at me, And you would always like it was your fidget cube. Of just signing the keyboard up and down on the screen, you could get two forty P videos on that screen. Baby, really? Oh yeah, you'd like, I'm gonna download Batman? Was that hell? Batman begins? It is so dark on the screen. Black and the grays have molded together. What do I do? Where did that go? He moved it underneath
the thing there, Sweetish. Yeah, obviously you know that didn't work out clearly. But then after picking up the car today, I need to watch six hours of shows. You gotta watch Hot D House of the Dragon. Oh, okay, we call it hot D on crisis like that. It's the initials you're bouncing around on bouncing freak. You gotta watch three hours of the Boys? Am I gonna watch all three? Watch catch up on the Acolyte. I do need to watch as well, six hours of content.
Therefore, I do have six hours because they're all like they're all like hours. Well that ac Lie's like thirty minutes, but everything else is like an hour, ten hour five? Oh is it only a thirty eight minute EPI? Yeah, you can bang that out real quick. Yeah, she said, what I who know what? Yeah? So I've got a lot to do today. But first we've got to go pick up the four who he's gonna take me. I'll buy you lunch. It's the least I can do. And then uh, we buy you lunch before after I get the car.
Right, we got to be there right twelve thirty. So so time wise, it just depends because you gotta be there right twelve thirty. I told my twelve thirty. It's not like they're gona get rid of the car. It might Andrew, they're not gonna give it's Mike. Do you think they gave you a car wash for free or no? Sometimes they do. It depends what guy you get or what the person you get, you know, and being how I'm giving them so much money back, you give you
a car wash, it costs ten dollars. Give me the damn wah, give me some wipers. I know they cost you know. The one thing they actually have not said about the fore Runner. I cracked the uh crackdow light on the path on the driver's side, the tail light. It's a cracked. They've never mentioned to fix it because it might look like it's like a pattern on the lad No, no, no, because it's cracked on the outside. And then I put some some cealant on it. Huh,
so it's like you can still see that it's cracked. It's still like it's it was a clear ceiling and it was done. It wasn't a good job do either. But yeah, they've never mentioned that. Now watch when you get there, like, hey, we noticed here's the thing. You become more of a jinx in this ability more than anything else. I'm just like, hey, thank goodness, we don't have to do that anymore. Next day we have to start doing that. Oh man, I can't wait to
not do that. Oh, it happened. It happened, and I really stopped talking to you guys. Huh, okay, you talk to me. I keep drinking this with work, giving you more and more work to do. That's okay. We sew those stupid calendars up on the freaking windows that they don't have nothing that can I fight with people in the office again. I feel like I need to go back out there and fight with everybody.
Oh, you're just gonna let it all loose, everybody. Hey, you you roasted boom, You roasted boom, you roasted Yeah, I mean, get it all out, I get that poison out. Do you think I could lose my job? No? The but I think by the time you get to the third person and be like, no one will pay attention, like Eric just needs event right now, actually saying bullshit right now? Well, you know I'd start with first, oh, yeah, this one. Yeah, Then I'd go to that one, then up there, then down
there, then little guy, then downstairs, then upstairs downstairs? Exactly who is it giving me some diplomatic community, I'm gonna start. No, I don't give a crap. No, I don't side down all around, in and out, look out, stomach. Get my best friend pinned it away from you. Pen give me a pin the Wolverine Deadpool one that you gave Toma, which is fine. I didn't give it to more. It's my car, I think if you every time I look at it. Yeah,
that's right, bitch, you growing a wolverine bearder. I need to shave. I need to trim it down. It's getting really nasty. It's itchy. At least you can grow one. You can just get those oils and get the thing that opens up your pores. Why it gets the stage, Its like I can't get power through it one day? You still you still like shave shade with the razor right just the buzzer right now. You haven't done that in a while. Huh the buzzer? No, no, no,
no, it's the last time I shave shape. Your wedding was before the honeymoon. Yeah, you gotta you gotta find those because you and Shane are the same place where it doesn't grow right here in which is hilarious. That's what can I say? Oh? Some got air drop? I got a text? Well, I got a text. I don't look at you. That's important to Can we get you some oils? Maybe some beard win? What are you scared of going down the path? I can no longer go go in the path? I can't follow. What does that mean I
got money to buy beard oils? Oh well, it's expensive. It's a pastime. What if we just took a little syringes or needle? No, I don't want anything. It was in my face. I've seen where that goes wrong. Where does it go wrong? I go too deep? Yeah, my tooth tooth. You're gonna find any dentist when I moved by the that's not gonna be fun. Why, well, I haven't gone since twenty twenty two. So I think there's a guy run on the corner and go use my take the shirts. They take our shirts. It's not mine.
Apparently it takes Delta dental. An't no baby, all right, let's you know what? You know what? You just hold on you guess what what what? I missed you? I know you missed me. You always missed me. And that this is where we read real miss connections from Washington, DC docragslist dot org slash m I s from the d m V figure out what went wrong? What went right? And can't we help that all?
So I should be get involved, you know, I always think we should, but you say, oddly enough, not a lot for the past week only I got five. I looked caliper break. I thought that's a caterpillar break. At first, I was like, what is that? We have our own competition? Uh? Scene which one speaker DC, Maryland or Virginia for the No Maryland last week was Maryland complete blowout last week? So this one in Rockville need a buddy, just to bro looking for a friend to
enjoy cinema together and maybe playing hang for Hang or hung for Hung. Actually I think it's hung for hung. Wait, when they mean cinema together, they mean you want to go see a movie or porn? Oh good call, okay? Or maybe you just watched The Boys and you will find out once you watch The Boys. The Boys it's not a family appropriate show, especially the fifth season is the last season, right, all right? Looking for a nice travel woman Tyson's Corner A Hello, beautiful. Do you live
in Northern Virginia, Maryland or DC area? Visiting or are here for work? I'm a handsome black man that wants to meet you. I will devote my time for you and the energy that it takes. Let's chat. Thank you? Yeah? Right, he's looking for a travel woman, just traveler. Maybe you're on the silver line. God, I kind of want to take it as a dullest. It won't take a while. It's going to take you a while. When I had to go to Dallas last week or weeks two weeks, two weeks ago, two weeks ago to pick up my
brother's truck, I looked at that. I was like, that seems like a peaceful rideout that way, Like it definitely falls asleep. Mostly yeah, because it's long distances with minimals like Force, it's like no stops right, whereas like you know, and you're in DC, it's like a stop every two blocks or whatever. But like, and so I used to fall asleep on the Metro all the time when I would take the train out of the
Union station to go home. Mm hmmm, because I get on in Vienna and take the Union, which would like for an hour in twenty minutes. But look, it says there's a lot of stops open. Yeah, but they're all like ten minutes from each other. Yea, Ashburn, where's the Oh okay, what's lit loud and gateway? What's that? I haven't taken it. There's there's the dullest one, but then that's all I thought. Dallas was the last one. There's two more after it. Wow, Okay,
are they gonna make the Orange line bigger? No? No, I can't because the express lane blocks where it would go. What express lane? So like where Vienna is, that's where then the express lanes are at to block its. You can't like extend it, yeah, because they chose express lanes over extending the Metro. Yeah, es actually have that those like middle exits that you can, like if you're on the express lane. You have
the express exit. So they can't build under those. They could, they would just cost it and would take twenty five years, like the damn Potomac Road in uh DC is gonna take. So yeah, next one anywhere, it says Gath's looks Rockville, Rockhilly's Rockville dom seeking ebony sub Yeah, I'm an intelligent, professional, clean, assertive, handsome white male sir seeking that sub female. Get it, get it boy, Next one you So this one was the first one was near a little more, a little bit of
false churchy. This one's Tyson's Corner, proper, proper, all right? Missing my new girlfriend Tyson's. I'm looking for a new girlfriend near Tyson's. Let's meet and see what happens. I will pay for dinner. Oh, I mean we're if you got to choose any restaurant in Tyson's Corner, where would you go eat for a date? Ooh, I'm talking normal Tysons, not Tyson's Galleria. Uh, there's that earl Eddie V. No, what's the one next season fifty two? No, that's not season fifty two?
Is it eddie V's. Then must be eddie v Eddie V's or the Greenhouse Place, Greenhouse. It's down the street from Tyson's the mall. It's called Greenhouse. I think that's what it's called. Eryl Bushell, Earl's Kitchen, Earls, that's it. Yeah, Earl's Kitchen and Bar. I've been there. It's pretty good. No oh, Chima Chima's. But you're in at the meat sweats Coastal Flats. No type in greenhouse. I think that's the name of it, Greenhouse Bistro. Yes, that's in Vienna technically, but
it's Tyson's. No Zoom mount, zoom mount. Right, okay, right, right, right, that's considered Vienna. That this yeah, because it get out of here. How's that Vienna? Because tyson Tysons Corner is closer to the highway and once you start getting past it, that's Vienna technically, because Vienna is not that big. Vianna is like just this area up to the highway. Right here, This is Vienna. Okay, You guys make no sense to your neighborhoods in Virginia and our last one. Where the hell
is that another brig? No? Not, here's the board here. German Town's right there where the hell is near Seneca Creek State Park. It's Poolsville, Okay. Tuesdays and Wednesday activity partners Dickerson white male seeking the same, the same for an activity partner. I'm looking for activities Tuesday evening and all day Wednesday, looking for someone that can travel to me because the ain't no metro out there. Well, there you go. Today is Tuesday? Are
we gonna go to Dickerson? Is that where? All? Right? I've been going there unfortunately. But what we will be going on as an adventure will be detailing that next week. Your boys going on a solo trip tomorrow to watch ae W live in the Eagle Bank Arena in Fairfax. I'll report on that next week on how solo tripp to wrestling goes, because that'll be interesting, I think I will. It just depends where they see. They seat me, they're gonna see you the nosebleeds and they're like, yeah,
let's go, or you put me up in the front watch TV. Baby. I'll let you know a w Sorry I can't go. That's okay, next time. Bad for the next time. And Mara said, hell, no, okay, that's fine. I so love you. But you can follow me on social Media's at Andrew Hoodie with the why to see what goes down at a W or you can call Eric at mister eric V. That's m R E R I c k V. Always remember to have a great week and then it's okay. It'd be weird and sexy. It got weird, didn't they. Yeah,