Why why? Why? Why? Why? What? Why would you drop a ball with me before this show that we can't talk about this week. We gotta wait till next Week's talking about a tease and hopefully you are ready because it's time. I'm gonna tease you now to get weash. It's about to get weird. You're prepared for it to get weird. Weeks are gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it. Let's getting weird. Let's get where where? Getting where? Are you ready
to get weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready listening already because you're listening to the hundred and thirty seventh after episode Let's get weird. Had to catch up with the brain fart there. I got an email it right when we started. How to reset your password? Was like, what happened to my password? No time? Do you have to update yours? No? I did it like months ago? Weeks ago? Can we talk? Yeah? You go the same. Let's rant about this. How many times we've had
to change this damn pass password for this damn building? Every six months? Isn't it? Every six months? And I hate it because every time I get confused. How do you get confused? It's the same number, it's the same password here that becomes the new password, and then everything moves up. A password is essentially how I have to change everything else? What do you need to get? Really? This becomes it's not my password one two three four five. My password at home is one two three four five six
or whatever. I don't know. It's something like that. So everything has to be updated, so it's not the same update everything when this one happens. Huh, you know, leave the same password. You gotta do what you gotta do. Baby. Hackers, Hackers are going to hack you. And it's got a shaggy in it. And Angelia Jolie correct does hackers? I think that's the movie you're talking about, right, Yeah, the one
in the nineties. Uh, Dave Dave, Mary Fay or Johnny Lee Miller who's in a lot of stuff, and then a lot of Matthew Lillard. Oh yeah, and then Fisher Stevens who's in a lot of stuff and he's also in Succession now and I love him in Succession. It's always like a good like he's kind of he was that's bad, bad though, Why short Circuit. Why is it that man is white in that movie? He's he's got brown face. Eric, that's why he played that movie? Was yeah,
yeah, that movie can't be watched nowadays. Can't give me critique Johnny number five, Man, there's a reason why Short Circuit three didn't happen, Eric, because he died. I don't know. I never watched that. What is spoil one and two? You gotta watch Johnny number five? I'm okay, Now where's that? Can you tell where he short Circuit? Oh, there's no coffee here today starting John Cock would have something wild like that. AMZ stream I gotta buy I'm not buying that. How do you watch?
Where do you watch? You gotta buy it? It's like five, So I know that movie is whatever. But did you you know that you can't um stream or buy the Super Mario Bros. Movie from the nineties? Why uh, some licensing deal or whatever. The only way you can buy is in a DVD or a VHS. Really, yes, you can't like find it on iTunes. Who was the original movie company that um That movie was great? I mean it was terrible twenty thirty years ago. Let's see,
it was thirty years ago. Literally like that's the uh studio that made it? Cannot tell? Uh, Buena Vista Distributions. I mean that's the distributor. So what's the story then Hollywood Pictures, so some random well that one, the Sphinx one, that that one went away? Yeah, okay, so who holds it then? Uh, it's just in the in the ethos of just like it exists. Why didn't they just bring it back out right now? They would have made so much. I really wanted to watch
it. But here's the thing. You can't stream it anywhere, but super do this kind of one. Come on, let's do it kind of fast. I think this website, Yeah, you can go to the Internet archive and you can actually watch the film. I'm not gonna have pot it up because I don't know how loud it isn't every long with this and watch the film and its entirety. But you can't like watch on your TV or Xbox. You have to watch on the computer. What's Internet archive? I don't
know. It's essentially like it's an archive of like, oh audio stuff like the nineties. Pretty much. While we're doing this, because we better not be going an hour forty four this podcast, this movie I mean that movie was like, it was everything. My brother brother and I had the DVD of it and that menu yet ingrained the Super Mario Bros. Theme song because remember the day like DVD menus like, yeah, the same song every like
two minutes. That and the U is it Weally Wanka on the Chocolate Factory, the Johnny Depp one, No Charlie the Chocolate Factor one, whereas the Opalloomba's going no no no no no no no no no August there's a group dude that just kept by on twenty four seven. That's in my brain somehow, where you like, we'd put a TV on and we'd fall asleep to it. I kind of want to buy them, so I can I buy it on Amazon? Anthing? Or no? With the DVD? Yeah, yeah, it's like four bucks on Amazon? Is it really? You have
a DVD player? Our Xbox is are? I think they're trying to face that play the DVD out? How are you? It's just an app Uh, let's see movie movie we got Okay, wow's the movie? All right? Well maybe it's sold out? Okay, what the DVD? Oh here you go? Oh you go? Six bucks? Seven bucks. Bestseller in comedies. Yes, what is it? Number one bestseller in comedy because everyone kept buying it for the Super Mario Bros. Movie. Bro, let's buy it right now. Let me go to my account and you could buy either
that. The DVD is six ninety nine, the Blu ray is twenty eight ninety eight, but it doesn't have like the plus digital or whatever. And then the VHS tape is the most expensive thing for thirty one dollars. Who has a VHS player? I can't even the thumb you can tell how old it is. Look at the thumbnail, that's all. It's so tiny. I'm gonna get that out of the cart. The people are gonna be like, why is that in the cart? Ignore it? So which one?
Which one should buy? The wide screen of the one disc version of this one? There's a screen. Yeah, there's a blue ray for thirty bucks. But the I would buy the this one because that's the one we had back in the day. Should I buy it? Yeah? Me too? You won one? Yeah we're not. Okay Moore has never seen it. I doubt she's seen that movie. And if she's had, she just gwinn points in my book. But you know what has the one points in my
book, Eric that my name's Hoodie's hair. Every week we come together and gave me the weird stories from our lives, the Internet, the world, universe, and your universe. Universe obviously got on a rant there. I don't even know how we ended up talk about it. So who do you talk about it? We're not gonna talk about it. We're not gonna talk about it. But he dropped a bomb on me just now, and he did it before the show. Did listen to next week's show because there's something
kind of controversial that he's gonna talk about. I pre teased Eric. It's that way. He's excited to talk about it next week. Am I excited? Am I angry excited? Do I get excitedly easily? I don't know. Yeah, I ask the ladies of the night. We won't get it till May fourth Star Wars Day Surprise retreating Happy Star Wars Day. Here's Mario. You're not gonna care about this in two weeks from now. Amazon trying to get you like that, Like, come on, Amazon, I know
you got it there, you got that storage warehouse, just chilling. We'll probably get here earlier though, Amazon, you know. But back to my point, I had my first wedding vendor canceled on me. Oh yeah, see, I told you I had good stuff canceled. Our photographer canceled on us. Wait again another one? So the one, the first I remember the first one canceled of the dates, right, yeah, well the ones we were talking to. So this one we like pretty much said into I'm
not going to mention their name and everything. That's totally fine because it's more just for me ranting on things because more it was like, yeah, I just don't mention their names. Okay, why not? Just you know, why not? Because I'm trying to get liabeled. Why am I liabel if they canceled on you? But essentially one days away from the wedding. By the way, it's coming fast and uh so more and I have already had the DJ, she has hair, We have the venue photographers. Next thing
we're gonna get. We pretty much went through multiple phone calls, multiple meetings with this photographer and they sent us the contract over on Friday. The guy the contract on Friday. We're like, all right, great, we're gonna pay it on Monday. Just so because we got into credit card. We're trying to get them points. You know what I'm saying, it's a wedding
hack. Get a credit card, put the points on there. As soon as we're about to pay it, we got an email from her that says, hey, I'm like okay, but it wasn't like hey exclamation part. It was just hey, period, good good. Unfortunately, I'm sorry to say this that I'm not. I'm paraphrasing. I can no longer do your event. Something unexpected has happened. But here's my recommendations. Blah blah blah blah blah. Let me tell you her recommendations were double the price of what
she was or like, there's no way we can afford those people. But so now we're back on the scramble hunt for a photographer for the wedding. What the ever loving hell? Yeah? And what wait? How does she know something's going to happen next year? Though exactly exactly so, the thing I wanted to talk to you about is what do you think it was? It's she more thinks she's pregnant and that she's just gonna have kid and won't be able to you know, really know she would have said that, she
would have said that. I think it's that she has a friend or a sibling. I say, can you do my wedding same time frame and priority on the friend for free and not us? Mad? I think we'd be paying customers. Oh what I think is another customer has the same wedding date and is doubling down. I'm gonna pay more. That's what I think it is. You think I don't know. I wouldn't be that because you never had You never had a contract signe literally had the contract. You never had
to sign. You never had anything signed, So then you don't have anything anything in writing. Where are we in the morning movie? By the way, they just got the They were just king the car. Yeah, so I'm sorry to say something expected has come up. It will no longer be able on your wedding date. Um, so do you think so? Do you think she passively, aggressively passively said I got somebody else? She got somebody else that's gonna pare it twice as much? Because I bet she did,
and I bet this happens a lot of things. She was talking to two different clients, and who got you the regular price? Then goes, oh, well maybe the fourth it's already booked. I'm here's another ducket, give me that jump. That's what I think, because that's my steping mind. I'm trying to be nice. Give her benefit of the doubt. I'm not. Don't ever give anyone the better of the doubt. I was what every movie say. Don't trust anyone, trust no one. Don't trust no
ones, have no friends, have no new friends. Oh you Drake on which Drake Bella Abbrey Drake. Okay, so yeah, we're on the hunt. Now we're a new photographer and we're potentially crawling back to one and we kind of like, oh, you're too expensive, but now we're like, oh eight, she's affordable now because we've realized the price of everything. That's
actually this podcast. You can go back like two months ago. Yeah, me like figuring out pricing and stuff for the photographer and now can you not you gotta you gotta get a good photographer because it didn't that story today where the we did on the show on your Morning Shure. You can listen to the podcast back as well. After listening to this that we talked about the
photographer. The lady is suing the photographer because all he did was take videos and bad mouth them and bad mouth them and yeah, so we so you don't don't splore yet, we don't. We're cheap cheap in it, but we don't. The first photographer we originally said no too, we thought was too expensive, but now we know no, that's actually kind of like the normal price. We're not paying twelve thousand dollars for a photographer. That's way
too much. But you're also not going to pay someone a four hundred dollars no, no, no, no, no, so yeah, yeah, I don't know. Man. It was just like, oh, it's exciting then uh. I mean luckily it is, you know, a year out from the wedding, but it's still like a man. Then we had to scramble the other day like all right, who we got an email? We gotta look up so and so and all these people. And now I'm like I'm waiting on emails again. Now that's part of my honey dude lists this
week of like please respond. I want to figure it out before she comes. Oh that's my life. That in ten case, that's my life. I never got me one day, will I one day You'll have to go to Max's wedding. Yeah, but I'm not gonna deal with the right to paver stuff. Yeah, but I'm not gonna deal with it. I'm like, it's money, here's a Venmo, here's a wire. I don't even know what a check is. Yeah? Ay, wait a second, twenty years a check or mean complete? Actually a good question. Do you think
Max will learn how to write a check? Nope? Because I think that was other than like elementary school thing, like here's the finance section, like, huh finance, I'm eleven years old. Nope. I think you'll never learn how to write check because I know I got checks and I still haven't written a new check. Because everyone either's Venmo cash app or have an expired checkbook. That keep wide because it looks like I have a check book.
How's it expired? I don't know the checks expired or something? How I don't know? Learn him out check never expired? What doesn't? Yeah? Never expire? Well, good, good thing, going to throw it away? Did did you close that account? No? Then that account is still up to the money in it. Yeah, so check it account. Yeah that check, that check can be used forever. Right there we go, long as you don't write that did on it? All? Right? So now say this, I write future me a blank check of like, hey,
treat yourself. Treat yourself blank blank blank no blank date? Can I then catch it in and be like, oh thank you, Pat Sody and then put five thousand dollars from my current bank account I found. As long as you five five thousand dollars in the account, we spend it now, not then? Who Anyways, I know I'm funny today. I bring your content. I'm funny, and I also bring you what super Mario Bros. Movie? Oh, John link, that's why you want that's Luigi. That's
why you wanted to watch it because the connection TikTok sublimanly advertising you. Oh my god. But now to you ben out of me. You don't want to you want to break from going out. I need a serious break from going out. This past weekend, I spent both nights out till four o'clock in the morning. I was exhausted on Sunday. I need to stop doing
it. It was fun. I hung out with Gerard, hung out with John, hung out with Sarah, hung out with another Molly, not John's Molly, even though John's Molly was there for the minute for a second. But just saying I need did you say, but I'll looking at someone's butt that's outside the door out there. Okay, because they're like you double ondreen right now? But what No, But I need I need to stop. I need to be more responsible and stay home on Saturday and Sunday nights.
I really need your games with it. Well, yesterday I was I whipped out COD. I started playing COD. I almost called you should and then I was like, oh no, I don't have a download and it'll take take a whole day to download. Called Duty. You don't have the war Zone. You don't have it deleted it because no one, none of you was playing with me. Well, then weeken Fortnite or up. Then you saw that ill got Fortnite. Oh I always got Fortnite. On Fortnite's so
easy because people that playing Fortnite really aren't as intense. It is funny. So I went through my Nintendo Switch because you have the album art of the Nintendo Switch where you could take photos and screenshots. Yeah, it's mainly screenshots of the game. And I found my first Victory Royale. It was in twenty eighteen. I was like, oh man, what a time. It was during the Thanos event for the first infinity words. How was your first
Victory Royale because it wasn't technically a Donald Royal was really just survived. Thanos says, Victory's got a victory all last Thursday because he was on spring Breaking. We played Victory Royale with you and we Uh, he's getting better. He is getting a lot better. I'm not gonna lie. I know I need to get pulling back a little bit, but he is getting a lot better playing the game. He's such a long set up. My god, get to the Mario World. It's made nineteen ninety bro, they had to
set the cool city of New York New York City, Brooklyn. What up the PX you're doing? Yeah? Oh, but I do have something for you. So you're going to Nats game this week, going into the Nats game tomorrow night when they take on the roles your seats? What did you choose? We choose section two thirty six for the thirteen dollars. But we're all gonna be sitting out in the center field bar. Yeah. Yeah,
is that how you talk with your syllables? So did you actually well, because you're not really caring, but when you do go to a concert that's or event that's not with us or we're not part of Do you look at the seats like, oh this view from my seat? Is this? No? If I sit here? No? So my brother and I we had to get a gift for my dad. Yeah, in case he listens. I don't know if I remember if he listens to this podcast or not.
Where we had to compare one hundred dollars one hundred dollars seat to one hundred and ten dollars seat of the views of like is it worth it for one hundred and ten dollars? Yeah, and one hundred and ten dollars was worth it. It's closer. Correct, that's what you want to be at a concert. You want to be closer. Concert in Virginia Beach that's coming up in September. It's what a certain concert that's in Virginia Beach in September.
I thought he knew he does. Well, here's the thing. Hoodie forgot to buy them on Friday when they went on sale, So hood he had to buy resale. But it's okay, they're in Hoodies account. Now wait, you forgot the buytle You were all ready to go on Friday. I forgot, No, I was on Thursday, and I forgot the pre sale was on Friday or the normal sales on Friday. So then on Saturday night, I was like, oh, then it was sold out. I was like, all right, well let's go. Let's go to Seek Geek.
They God, Seek Geeks saved the day. The legit tickets they're they're they're legit in my ticket Master account and everything. But let me tell you, but then God, we got that new credit card points points points points points points for ever downard them. He got a lot of points from that. Who's going with him? Is it just him? Yeah? He gets picked. So it's either his wife, me or my brother. Wow, we see who he loves the most. And I have a feeling not you.
It will not be unfortunately, look at you, already dead. But to go from one sad thing to a happy thing, let's get through something good. I've been all over the place in this past eighteen Bros. Movie is currently Mario eaton set. So these are real misconnections. People post on craigslist dot com. It's Washington, DC dot craigslist dot org. In the DMV people posting looking for love, looking for holes to be filled, looking for maintenance workers, and we find out a lot of websites and a lot of
things we probably should not know about from this. Yes, some of these things. Yes, the first one, I'll do it. Oh, looking for a woman my treat in Wheaton, one hour or two of your time for Saturday night or anytime Sunday. I'm thirty two, handsome, Latino five seven, one hundred ninety pounds, can host or travel twenty friendly. That's definitely a hookup because street, Yeah it is, Yeah, it is.
Next one, Eric, you got it. We need a new favoring, new favor flavor, that's definite me if I want to Vanilla, I'd sleep with my wife. If you're okay with that reply with an answer to the falling question, who was the last person you thought about? That? You shouldn't have Arlington, Virginia sliding them. DM need a new flavor because the current thing is what is our flavor? It's a Latino and a white. What do we con consider ourself? Moco? I'm I'm a lot of Europe,
So I can't really tell you if it's like Irish flavor? Is it like? No? No, you know I got some flavor out um. This next one is in Clinton Camp Springs, Temple Hills, Suitland, Okay, and a lot of things that are county County. Are you going with your hands? Needed help a few things? Where are you? You tell me you were good with their hands when we spoke. Where are you? I have a few things need done around here to I don't think that hand motion, hand motion down, up, down, in out, in out,
you got it? Missing the couple connection? Hello everyone, and they put literally the number one. All right, I'm looking for an open minded couple, or let's focus on your girl pleasure. I'm a guy and would like to find a couple for I for I ideally regular fun encounters. Let's chat, Let's meet and see if you have if we have chemistry for some adult time. And they spelled Thanks t h X. Now're you screwed? You screwed yourself also too. By putting every in the number one, you're
not gonna get any action. Now. I'm looking for an open minded couple. Or let's focus on your girl pleasure. Not you this on your girl pleasure. Right, So it's basically I'm you're gonna bang your girl girl interesting dubs in Woodbridge. No, it's in Woodbridge. It's not the one here's something one in bottom mine. I clicked on at first, thinking, oh, maybe you were the cute kurby slightly older female bartender waiting, making drinks
and giving me eyes. I was the bearded Latin man with my friend who couldn't keep his eyes off you. I wanted to get your number and serve you after work. Let's chat. Now, here's the thing, this one. We usually get a lot of these where it's like, oh yeah, let's hang out as reconnect. Tell me what shirt you were wearing is probably a bead Hubs uniform. In this scenario, this is like, no, I'm gonna I don't want to do stuff with you. But with this one
too, you know they work at Buffalo wall Wings at Woodbridge. Just go go and keep going. You're gonna run into them, or go to the same time, same day, next day, go to the exactly. Maybe their schedule is not gonna change if you happen to go to the Bea Dubs and Woodbridge. Uh, cute curby, slightly older female bartender. Uh het water this Latin male answer. Uh. And that was the last one actually, because I thought this is a craiglist. But the sier barrows so Kurt
Oh best telling brothers go in and they mess up the seward. Oh, it's always like the Ferteliscrtelli. It's always some weird Italian name that's like, Okay, look at Super Mario Bros. Technically is Walt Disney Pictures because Buena Vista. That's like the nineties one had its own like more like it's not kiddie movies and stuff, even though it's some Super Mario Brothers. But we're currently friend Roger Rabbit and then yeah, exactly, Bob Hoskins, he's dead,
Rest in piece, rest in piece. He's done too. John Leguizamo still alive. Name it Hopper died? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so it is Hopper. Uh yeah, twenty ten. It's been a while. Wow, he looks like James Cameron. Every time I keep thinking he's James Cameron. He's a bad guy from Speed. But that does it for us. On this week's episode, we're gonna go finish out watching the Super Mario Brothers movie together and you go to five, Gus, there is
there's a guy show circuit right there and now number five. But you can follow me at Andrew Hoodie. Why can follow Eric at mister Eric Vida's R E R I c KB, and don't forget next week's episode is going to be controversial as f because Hoodie is going to drop a knowledge bomb on me. It's gonna make me a little sad but maybe a little happy for Hoodie, for Hoodie, but not for me. And I always remember it's okay to be weird and sexy. It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,