Let's get this podcast to get and your boys gotta go to dumb Freeze for some reason. And hopefully you're ready because it's time to get weird. You're prepared for it to get weird. Things are gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird. Let's get weird. Let's get where? Where getting Where? Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric. I'm ready listening already because it listened a hundred and fifty fifth episode of
Let's Get Weird. I'm gonna shave my mustatch. Oh. I thought you're gonna say something completely different. I gotta take a shit. You're gonna say I'm gonna shape my. I gotta trip my. I ken't do it yourself, or you go to the barber to do that. I mean, obviously you get it trimmed when you get everything else trying. I like it when he does it because it's a really good job, and I always screw Now they're using little scissors, or they're using a little buzzer. The buzz are
thinking. You know what I really want to do. I mentioned this a million times in this podcast. I really want to get a straight rat shave again. Now that's when they use the actual blade. Right. Also, my name's Hoodie by America and every week we come to give you the weird sourcing around our lives, the world, the Internet, then the universe and you're in it. But that's one. It's a straight Now. I think we're gonna do that for my wedding now. But here's the thing. Is
that a day of thing or a day before thing? Because obviously you were getting stubble. I don't know. Because it's a clean race, it's a clean I think you do it the day before just in case something fucks up. Yeah, do it the day of floor, do it mid day, don't do it early, but do it a little bit later in the day, so that at nine o'clock, right before the close. Hey, I know you're trying to get out of here. That's the worst time, worst
time to anyone's going to a haircut barber or you're asking for it. You're asking for it. Now are you gonna do it? Have you researched where you're because you're getting married in market? Hey? Market? Are there any barber shops down there? Classically done? I don't know. I probably should look that up. But I mean I could stick with what my go to because they have that options too with Floyd's. But yeah, it's kind of
you know, it's Floyd's. But if you go to like because there's a lot of a couple of like traditional barber shops downtown DC that would do it. But it's not cheap, you know that, right? Oh? I know it's it's if you want a good one, it's like forty bucks at least at least for a straight raising for me, my straight raizor for you. I get because you got a lot of here. I ain't got nothing going on here, Nothing will ever go on there time though you want it,
you want it to be done, correct. You also want them to do the massage, the hot towel, lather up the shaving cream and then you know, moisturize your face after and after I did. Maybe we should do the is it boardroom? Is that one one of those ones we were trying to think of doing. Was that one? Maybe in this area it's more of a chain, but it's easier just to find the chick. I don't want to go to a chain. Why that for that? I don't want to go to a chain. I want to go to. Yeah,
but I don't want to go to like the barber down the street. It's not the barber down the street, I'm telling you. Do you know which one I'm talking about. It's kind of sketchy. No, they're like I said, there's a couple of downtown DC, and I gotta find it. I'll figure it out. I will find some. I will find some for you because I really want to do it. You know what, I'm gonna look young as though you're ready. I can't wait. I felt weird about
is it? This was not this most recent haircut. For the last haircut, the lady who did it didn't cut it's my back hair, yeah, which is like the top like whatever that is the area right, didn't cut everything the length, So there was one piece of hair that would always like sit here and it was super long, and more was like, can I just cut it? I was like, fine, but it's my hair and it's cut it. I was like, that's a lot more than I thought
you were gonna cut. What are you doing? So she missed the cuts, which basically would happen. I think, so, yeah, you didn't see it when you put the mirror back. Now, because you they put the jewett and I don't see anything. And then when you you know, get in, get in, take your shot ower and everything. When you're when your quaff is moving, it's moving. It's a moving, it's a moving. You know. They made made an instagram for our our DC one
on one boss ors curl right. Oh, it's called the Capital Curl because he likes posting. That probably won't be posted as much as he used to be. No, it's three people that I know. But I think those three people don't sit over there, and you know they're still okay, they still sit over there. That makes sense that they have nothing else going on seeing about someone's hair curl because he talks about it all the time. So it's hilarious. But whatever, he's thriving. So I love him. I'm
happy for him. You might get a PS five from him. I gotta figured how much he wants for it. I remember me to ask. When we're done, we'll go ask him right now. I don't know what you want. No, not right now, one point no no, no, no, we're fine. We got we gotta see what happens. We're thriving. We're riving. Let's get weird baby. You know what I'm saying. Hate when you do love it? You love so much love. When I give you sweet kisses, you and Teddy get the same amount of kisses.
So anyway, anyway, PS five, you might be buying from our bottle, one of our bos. You might be buying today from dumb Frieze. Potentially. That's why I had to go to Dumfrieze. Is Target. Here's the thing, this is the first time I had this problem with Target. Will not let me buy it BS five untiless I go to dumb Frieze. Got hit up. Rests in Fairfax Rockville. Where is dumb Is that more
west? Like it's a little bit south of Manassas, so it's like Manassas exit for Potomac Mills is the next exit after and then after that's Woodbridge, right, No, Woodbridge is like before that. So it's Woodbridge, which is like the west of Potomac millsas is after the dumb Friezes. After dumb Frieze is like the Quantico exit. Oh wow, that's a litmus test the Quantico because there's one in Fredericksburg. I was like, oh no, I gover to Burke, not far better use that you have the easy past more,
don't look at the easy past. Don't look at the easy cheap as hell? Now though to do the easy sens when you go, yeah, you know if it's it's also I feel like easy pass is seasonal, so they know it's Christmas. They're like, I'm gonna jack it up. Yeah, but you're still cheaper, paying a cheaper rate because you have the easy pass than what then what the normal rate is? No? You never looked that up for us? What or I never looked it up for us?
That you pay a cheaper rate because you already you're in the easy pass, so you pay a cheap easy pass pay. That's what everybody pays. No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no. If you don't have your easy pass, it says sixty bucks, you're not paying the sixty bucks. You're paying thirty No, I'm paying sixty bucks that are on the No. No, if you are you thinking that if you don't have an easy pass, you take the lane, you're getting charged with extra fee for not having the easy pass. No, if you take
the lane, okay, And it says sixty bucks where sixty bucks. It ran around on why reason sixty bucks, because yeah, they've done that in a couple of times. You because you're in the easy pass program, you don't pay that rate. You pay a pro rate, cheaper rate. Then who pays that rate the people that don't have the pass that go through it. But the only people going through it are the ones that they know they have the little blocking. Everybody does that hood it's because some people, I
think that's more you're getting charged to. Some people are just doing that to go through it. Just a page just to see how much it is today, and maybe I'll test it if it says it's like four bucks. What's the website? I always forget? Well, you'res different, right. That's interesting though, is that how like there's not one system I guess because American roads are run by the states of like easy passes the whole thing, because
like there's that. I think Florida is the Orange Pass. But yeah, you can still get accept it. It's a weird, like weird, like you thought their transactions were with countries. That's the way the transactions get weird with the states is the easy passes. I gotta log in. Okay, Well, while you're figuring that out, I do want to tell you we figured out our wedding cocktail, our signature cocktail, and it is gonna be a margarita. Gonna open your legs, Really, give me two margaritas.
Why are margarita? Because it tastes good. It was the best cocktail we could have gotten. Oh, I see your signature cocktail. You can still get whatever you want, but signature cocktail be the margarita. You're gonna have tetos, Yes, tetoes. Of course we bought that level of alcohol, and we also bought apparently, our level of tequila is Jimmy Buffett's Margarita Ville Tequila. So one up for this man in the sky, now you know, says, So it's gonna be some come, come prepared with your electrolytes.
Would you be mad if I started bringing my own alcohol? Well, you can't get kicked out if you bring in your own alcohol, right Why because they're like, don't bring in your own alcohol. They're paid. If you got a flat that's whatever. But hey, yeah margarita we had that is either that a whiskey sour or a kind of a cherry vodka spritzy. Drinking a little bit. But we went to margarretta because it goes well with the meal. That's all I'm saying, is that my buddy tasting some steak
some chicken for you. Potatoes are divine. You're gonna love these potatoes. I love them. You said that before about the potato. Yeah, I told you yesterday the potatoes were the best part. Yeah. Using toll facilities often and I want to stay more with the discount plan. You get a discount plan. Yeah, you joined a discount Yeah, but you're already in it. Eric wasn't paid attention to everything. I know. I wasn't paid attention. One track mind over there. No, I'm not one track mind.
Check train, train, go through tunnel. That's what Eric's brain is. Mar I say mashed potatoes. I just said the potatoes. Sorry, there is a discount. You get a discount. This website sucks on my phone. It's the internet because the internet in this buildings none of the best. Let me tell you. Also for something, did you update the iOS? Seventeen hasn't asked me mind? And for some reason, Facebook has been real slow, Like I am trying to look at for photos for the thing
we're posting. It was like two minutes to the photo loaded Jesus, it was a grade of the entire So see here the other day I took it and it was dollar eighty five. That's don't know how much a toll was. We says twenty two fifty eight over there. But it's the balance balance you're pointing at that light. You put twenty five dollars a month in or whatever, right, or doesn't take it out, So then if you use it takes out a dollar. Oh, you put twenty five dollars in your
easy past every month or it's mine? Has it where it's it reaches a certain threshold that that's what I'm looking for. Yeah, so it's a discount of pros, it's a rate. It's a better morn. I've had the easy pass for what like two months now, still have and used it. So maybe I should use it today just to see if it works. And I can put it on h V three flex right, because the PS five in the front scene buckled up for safety officer, this officer thing in this
car. Let me tell you many aspects of things. The past two years, my credit card increased its limit. That's how much I'm buying or I'm good, I'm buying is because of me. Yeah, my credit card things increase last week. Is that a good thing or a bad things? It's a good thing, but a bad thing. It's a good thing because that means you're paying it, but it's a bad thing because you're a good thing. They want you to spend more. Exactly, she has to call them
and say, no, I want you to decrease it all. I don't want them to because we've got wedding expenses to pay for, so they can who keep increasing it? You know, but then your rates go up and then that's how you get screwed. The bigger credit card debt mine like, we paid off more as on that every week we paid off. So even if I don't have the money, I paid off somehow with my blending sometime
with my work around the house. To let's say, anyway, speaking of work around the house, let's talk about work around the football for you, mainly lack thereof probably now will be for the first future, for the rest of the year. Now, no, not yet. I have had Tuah and I've had Jalen Hurts. And here's the thing. Jalen Hurts does good, but not as uh fantasy because they're recording is on a Tuesday last night the Cruise because les play the books, Commanders, and Bills. He had
the Bills defense. But we're gonna do it. Doesn't do a thing where it's like how you did or something. It does. Let's see I Jayalen Hurts had twenty one points. Two had twenty eight points, so it's yeah, it's really But here's the thing. Two has been surprising everybody. So watch the time I start too, He's gonna get hurt. Like you know that happens. I'm two and one. By the way, Oh, I take on Sauce again. I'm one and two. That's what happened. When
we have a six person league. You could take on the same people real quick. Hey, no one's went. No one's undefeated, though that's nice. At least no one's undefeated. Really, I'm better than Cruise, that's all that matters. But Cruise beat me, so yeah, John's oh wow. But speaking of fantasy football teams, I have one Travis Kelsey, who I'm a little worried about might be underperforming in the near future because he has a certain pop star he's dating question Mark. Can we want to be nice
and polite about this. Can we not see that this is fake, that this is a publicity stunt. Because The Kelsey's, Travis and his brother have a great podcast, so you can listen to probably on the iHeart radio app. They also have the His other brother has a TV show or an Amazon Prime show called The Kelsey's. It's about his life with his with his wife and their kid. And then Travis, who has been in television before, because he did do a dating show back in the day, like what six
years ago? It was on MTV, right, David Kelsey, I didn't remember that. Yeah, he did a TV show about dating. Here's the thing. Who watched MTV after like two thousand and nine when teen Mom came on, you know, watching the Challenge still but's on CBS apparently now. So it's using my paramount. Plus I'm not using your paramount plus who By the way, I need to figure out who's using all my things because I've seen some weird stuff. I'm watching Hulu, my Hulu Hulu. We're just
watching New Girl again again? Okay, but who's watching nine or two one on on my Amazon Prime? This man, we live in the nineties right now, right? And then my Hulu can't keep it, won't let me, Leonard Katy, You'll find it, and then I can't watch. Where's Rexham? Season two? Welcome to Rexham, Welcome to Rexam season two. But anyways, back to Travis and Taylor thing people, so sorry, let's give them a deep dive in case they don't know they're listening to our podcast
at Alice all adopt no news. Uh it is. Travis Kelsey invited Taylor Swift to last week's game, the Chiefs Game Slide into the DM. She showed up, participated in this family's pre game before the thing, sat in their sweet they won that she exited into pop pretty much everyone pointed at her at the game instead of Patrick Mahomes's wife and brother. Uh. Then they had a party after they kicked people out of a restaurant so they could party.
That's all we know. Are they technically dating now and that's debatable, But anyway back to you now, I think the whole thing is a publicity stunt that that they're both using each other just day and which is a you know, Taylor Swift, but people are like really buying into this and thinking it's a legit relationship. I mean, I think it is a very good
time for this relationship to blossom for Travis Kelsey say that. Just be on my side, and I'm partially on your side because you know, I feel like the kel their podcast is blown up a lot more than it did written recent months. They have that show. Letty my TikTok feed was just mind you. I have Travis Kelcey and my fantasy teams on my PY two. Hey man, Taylor Swift, her movie is coming out in two weeks. They can get the NFL to promote the movie for the next two weeks.
And it is funny because I think last time I checked that they might have changed it. The NFL official Twitter account NFL Taylor's version is Taylor's this is such a It's so okay, all right, well, you know what, It's fine. I mean, but here's the thing I fight with a Taylor personally. Feel like any celebrity relationship impacts the team usually in the long run. For most teams. We've looked at Jessica Simpson, you had Olivia Munn,
who you thought was Olivia Wild with Aaron Rodgers. Now this maybe yeah, but but Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. That was real. That wasn't like he slid in the DMS. He wasn't mind you. Taylor Swift was an Eagles fan. So is at Eagles Fankasy group inside of Philly. And and Travis's brother plays for the Eagles. I've always forget his other brother's name. He's the center for jon Jason Kelsey, Thank you, Andrew, And so Jason is an Eagles, the center and they just won the Super Bowl.
Now if there's another rematch, what's going to happen? That'd be a good game, great gause. That was last year's right, it was last year Super Bowl and hopefully the Eagles winning this year. Nope, we want the No, we want the Eagles the way because because a month later we will be going there. So definitely don't want. We want the Eagles fans auty and celebrate what I'm saying. I don't want. I don't want that. Eagles fans of the worst, he said they did last night the Bucks
game. They wouldn't let the Buck sign go all the way up. What's the Buck sign? The Bucks had this huge like sign that was covering the end zone before the game, and Eagle fans were stopping it by holding it so that you couldn't pull it. It's a point of the buck sign. It's just a buck sign in the end zone. Eagles fans and the endzone. They should have put the Eagles fans somewhere else. You know. It's like how we went to the World's Game a month ago and then the Mets
fan took over that whole left field side. You know, can't control who sits where you actually can, It's very easy. Look at how WrestleMania pre sale tickets again. It went. Here's the top part, here's right part here, and they did count of clockwise of how they sold the tickets. Yeah, but you can't. You don't know who's gonna buy it. It could be all the sale code for the Eagles. Here you go. I'm
just saying, anyway I expect. Do you think actually, because the writers strike is over, obviously, we're waiting on the sac after strick to see what that happens. Video game trick might be happening soon and in your future in the motive strikes going on right now. Yeah, do you think Taylor Swift will have like a red carpet premiere for that movie? Did they have that for like the Justin Bieber Katie Perry once back in the day they did.
Yeah, yeah, I feel like that is where you solidify the relationship. If you're gonna solidify it, relations go he could tell it's a Friday, he could go, he's gotta travel with the team. Fam that's la like what maybe gull It depends when it comes out Kansas City. I thought that bad a flight. Andy Reid will not allow that. You're definitely now causing a distraction for your team and they could potentially win the sle again.
They have the greatest quarterback. See that. There was like a thousand percent increase in Travis Kelsey jersey sales over the weekend. That's fine. I'm not buying it. He might. I might get you one for Christmas. Don't buy me a jersey. I'm not a Jason Kelsey, not a Jersey guy. Definitely not an Eagle jersey, but Jason. I'm a Commander Slash Redskins fan for my whole life. Okay. Giants definitely not the rab the Ravens on occasion, not Girlan Poe's over here, Bene, who's the one who's
the president who turned on? He wasn't president. He definitely wasn't president. He had me on a roll. Lost thing I got you. Well, let's get on into it. Things that will definitely make you lose your mind. It's time for some miss connections where we read real miss connections from the actual DMV page of Craigslist called Washington, DC dot craigslist dot org slash whatever it is. Uh. These are people looking for love, probably in the
wrong place. They did not find love in a hopeless place. Let's just say that love in a hopeless place. Sure, all right, Eric, here's the first one. You got it, baby. You want to take me shopping, then give then give you a show Washington. Okay, we talked on him before, lost your email. But you wanted to take me shopping and then give me then give you a fashion show at home. By the way, we're touching knee to knee hoodie skin. You're very warm.
Well, I try to have my warm body. My favorite movie, Warm Bodies. It's Warm Bodies. It's the one. It's the Romeo and Juliet movie. But there's zombies. Never seen Nicholas Holt, never seen, Rob Quordryld. Okay, all right, there's that one. There's the next one. We used to watch movies in our underwear together. We do that sometimes? Why have we done? Never? Fairfax? Oh wait, this is on cancer on campus Mason Nation. Man for anybody, we used to hang
watch movies and Chill would love to have that again. Anybody wants to hang out in their underwear. But and Chill k movie maker ninety nine together? What does that mean? I don't know you google your phone. I don't want to put on my I don't want to put on my work computer. Buy a porn site. Let's see. Uh it's a movie maker all right, all right, I don't know what that is. But hey, if you're on campus Mason Nations like hanging out in your underwear, you know you
gotta you can't just stay on campus. It's call him at George Mason University. There's five campuses are in this greater area of universities. Everyone knows what the actual Mason campuses though. Come on, it's in Fairfax, Virginia. Baby two zero three zero. This is ZIP code for Mason. There's Collie Park College Park. There's Collie Park. Yeah, but we just talked about George Mason together, just saying it. They know it's George Mason because the
paragraph previous you mentioned George Mason nation. He literally just said makes a nation before we did it. Also, this is a this you know what this is. This is be pinpointed in the nursing buildings. So enjoying that as well. Nine games Bethesda guy Bethesda seeking other guy for mind games free Now I have my own place, only mine. What do you think mind games are? I mean, is it a sexual term? Maybe they're gonna try
to use the force too. Is about head erect sense? Alrightt next man down up late raining fun Man for female h I know it's a male for female, Man for females, so that's funnier man. I'm looking for a beautiful sub woman that's looking for fun, venture, passion and whatever. You want to try. Man for female d D slash. Also in Fairfax, you know it's not not at by, it's off campus. Is love right
by? I know this area intersection. It's right by the Aldi, uh, next to the Walmart and Fairfax. I still have going to an oldie. It's good. You should take one right there. We should go together. We should film. When you gotta get groceries necks every day you buy groceries every day. I don't. I don't like to. I don't like to buy a lot because then I feel like it goes to waste. Okay, well you miss morning coffee. Why did you pick this one? You
know I'm gonna ran about this. Please espresso, I'll bring the cream, bring the queen. I just need my espresso here. That's all I need. This is by the I don't know what the hell this is the lake out there, I don't know where the hell. That is definitely not Leasburg. That's some moonies of Leesburg. Next one, Eric chant titty Chantilly looking for friendship, looking for a friend for conversation and friendship. Let us chat and go for dinner. I'm reading how they wrote it. By the way,
love to spend time to explore the mutual interests and passion. Desi guy here male for female only. What's a guy? Well, let's look it up, Desi guy Urban Dictionary Urban said, meaning well, you know, describe someone born and raised in America from parents of Indian. Oh boy, nice to right and our last one and washing looking for a girl looking for a girlfriend twenties thirties man looking woman, You are looking for a girl in
her twenties and thirties. I'm a man looking for a woman any girl twenties and thirties. I'm Latin boy in thirty What does that mean looking for a woman or girl? We're a friend and more noe me boy. You should be w girl, white girl, white girl. So that's that's what that is. And that was your misconnection for the week and podcast with you. It's always a fun time because usually it's kind of a shuffle of what we're
doing. That's what we're doing, makes ready for our aim with this podcast, let us know we want to we want to reach out to you and also touch you as well. Like you I want to do that and at mister Rick v At Andrew Hoodie with the why. We appreciate you all for listening. Any questions, comments are concerns sliding to my DMS. Not in next week. Eric will have a PS five. No he won't, Yes, he will know he will not end this months which is next this week
actually saw on Friday, Eric will have a PS five. If it's one hundred dollars, will take it. I mean he might give it to you to do a barter with him. One hundred dollars and you do a shift on Big one hundred already do a shift on well, but you do it for free. Oh I mean that that's that's kind of worth that good price, So that's kind of worthy. You get paid in video game consoles. What a life? What a life that was? Does a dream you had as a kid trying to be like, Oh, I can't wait to work
at Game Stop and get paid in video games for money? There's money. When I worked at Toys those years ago, that's all I wanted was free stuff. But when the RC cars, oh my god, did I ever Anyway, we'll talk to you next week. I always remember it's okay to be weird and sexy. It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,
