Molly and hopefully already because it's sidewhere, she's about to get weird. Be prepared for it to get weird. Thinks are gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it. Let's scared weird. Let's get it? Where? Where? Get? Where? Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric? AM ready? You're scared? Now you wow? I got to listen it to thee hundred and seventy second episode of
Let's Get Weird. My name is Hoddy, I'm aware, and every we we come together and give you the weird stories from our lives, the sheets, the sheets, the world, the globe, your universe, madness, and all everything in between in the Internet. And we have to kick things off today with Eric getting ghosted, Yes, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghost ghost is right? It hurts a little bit, hurts a little everybody hurts sometimes. Are am right? No? I have no idea who's the
family? Sure? I know that you got these classics, you got ghosted, and we kind of know the play by a play of where you went wrong? Pod got I don't believe that's why I went wrong, though, So I met someone on an app well hood it off chat by the way, the stir app for parents to parents single parents remote that ye met somebody. We hit it off. We were chatting, texting, facetiming, talking. We had a encounter, an encounter on a on a weeknight, hung
out. Everything seemed cool and then I heard crickets over the weekend text and then the week and now today. Then on Monday of this week, found out what it was that I did. And apparently I don't remember doing any of that stuff. Uh and uh yeah, now I'm back to being bored. Now before we reveal what you did that we we immediately know that was what the cause was. That's what the causes though it's like, Eric, did something nasty, do anything, a slip of the tongue. Slip of
the tongue. I was, you know, we had a couple of face times and I made fun of something a couple of times, but I asked ahead of time if I could make fun of it or I asked like, hey, do people make fun of this? And yeah, and then we started joking, like both of us and then apparently I I was insensitive and I was like, well, then why did you still then coming to meet me. Why did you not abruptly stop me and say check you at least or check you exactly check me, be like, you know what, whatever
you said last night was cool, but I'm not. I'm not down with that, which I would have respected and been like, you know what, one hundred percent bet I'm in. I'm not a Neanderthal. I used to be, not anymore. But uh, yes, any what it was, it was anal No, it was guy. I know it was so amped up right now, I love it. No, it was just like, you know what, I don't get it, Like, I don't get it. I honestly I don't believe that's what it was. I believe there's something
else going on. I feel like I'm a freaking good Luck Chuck where every girl that I date either goes off and find somebody else better or goes off something else, and I don't get it. I just don't get it. I think, and shows us that all I wanted was the attention. Attention for what attention? What attention? I got? Text you every morning, text you every morning. I texted that person every single morning, good morning. And I also saw that that rule number six hundred Friday fifty six.
Guys, gotta stop doing that or we're simps, gotta stop texting every morning. Good morning. So I'm a little in my feels. Maybe well, so the real reason why you went wrong? Tell it, hoodie. This person and we're not doing names, that's fine, we're not doing locations had a mole on her face. And you being you who decided to quote one Austin Powers movie E it's gold Member one, yeah, with Fred Savage, Fred Savage, and I just want to chop it over and make him guacam.
I forgot that line after the fact that I asked. I was like, do people bug you about it? Or do you want to bring it up? Because I hadn't brought it up at all. I didn't care until then. Until then, Also, apparently I made this person wears glasses. I used to wear glassic glasses until I got lace and I don't need them, and I hated wearing glasses. I was one of those people that did not like wearing glasses and I and they were cute glasses. I like them.
I didn't hate on them. Well, your glasses were cute glasses, the glasses back in the day. But I just don't get it. I feel like there's something else that I'm not getting told the truth about. Do I want to ask again? Yes? Should I ask? No? Should I just move on my life? Yes? Hoodies play by play because you know he is a man of love. Uh, oh my god, that's that's the best relationship. Was you know what I'm saying? You want to find the one you come to? Hoodie? All right, young one?
I got you? Is everyone on the show kind of agreed to was you said it? And she probably got self confident. Now we're putting words in her mouth. We don't know how she actually feels. Uh that she was like, oh, if Eric is saying this, he's been bothered by it the whole time and waited until this moment. It wasn't even that same. Probably her perspective on it. You know, why can't you ask questions? It's all about communication, right, because it's like, say you had I
mean, I'm a large guy. We can talk about my weight. I don't care. Moles are common, but like you had it and like your whole life, you're made fun of it or something. And then you're like, oh, this guy didn't even notice it, and that he has noticed it. The whole time, you know. But I was like, do you want to talk about it? Yes? Or no? Being given in the hour, like we don't have to bring it up. You know what?
I like cats there, I mean adult conversations about things about life now and you, Mulley Molly, you're making it worse, that's what you said. You're making it worse because they're probably gonna listen to this and then get mad at me, even madder. Another thing, too, is and if you don't want anything to do with me, why do you still follow me on social media? I muted her because I'm like, I don't like I according to the research, courting research, I am but whatever. But they
also don't know who I am on the air. So that's a different story for another day, nineteen years. But no, I So what I don't get is that, Okay, you don't want to talk to me, but yet you're gonna follow men just unfollow me and not be there, like, then be an adult about it and be like, I don't want to talk to you. Are you trying to leave the door up? Are you trying to make me be like a heroic night and shine? Are gonna come whiskey
away? Now? Instagram likes to be confusing because you can most people know you can mute people or their stories in their posts. This is something I've recently noticed, as you can hide people so it snoozes them for thirty days. This has like a temporary mute. Okay, yeah, so maybe she's just to be like, oh it doesn't matter again. I would rather you just not follow me and then just be like over it and move the f on. Don't sit here and like I want to be nice if you wanted
to be nice, and why didn't you tell me what this happened? We hung out, okay on a Tuesday, let's say, and then I don't hear from and then you don't hear from me, or you don't you stop talking about a Friday. But yet Wednesday, Thursday and Friday morning, we're having conversations. And we weren't having like simple like hey, how you do it? Like we're talking? You know, we had phone conversations, several of them. Oh okay, you know what I mean. It's not like
we were just like texting all day Hello, how are you hello? Isn't me looking for I Just I just don't get it. People complain about not communicated. And the thing you commune, we over communicate. It bites you in the ass. That's a question. Plus across state lines. So that's the whole thing. Maryland you Maryland Virginia star cross lovers over there never works. I get no love in Virginia. You get me, baby Fairfax,
Virginia love you, which is me and more we love you. Longest relationship on the show, Yeah, baby, God, I can't help what we is. You can. I can't stop bringing it up. I can't help facts, stop bringing it up. I'm okay, jackass, jackass speaking of
the longest relationship on the show. God to your wedding. No, you have to because you've booked the hotel room now with my bon boy points is the hotel actually, So if you've listened to the show this week in turn Johnny Morning Show, we found out intern John booked the executive other executive suite in the hotel that's ot O for our what our main one for the wedding. We thought they were next door hotel confirmed and us yesterday that they're on
opposite sides of the hotels. That's great that somebody who's actually listening and went to the Grape fine of Marriott to that specific one. That's all clarified for it. The power of radio still works, still works, baby, that's really cool. But it is weird because people are rsvping. We haven't sent theing invites out. We just got them, so we're gonna send them out this weekend. We're like, thank you for realizing I should RVP for something
about now sixty days from now? Is there a website targeting? Less said the day, Oh, I gotta check that out dot com splash. I'm not going to tell you on the podcast. Okay, why not get Freid a password for it so you can't is the password on the password? It's free real estate whatever. I should also get a plus one? No, why not? You? Your one chance at having a plus one's gone. Molly, Molly, Molly over there, stop bringing it up. You're making
me feel bad. No, you give me this person power. Care about me feeling bad? Okay? Anyway, good man over here, that's my wedding, not your wedding to this lady. You get married her. Molly, Molly, Molly, you know what I'm saying. No, I don't you change your last names to Molay? Stop? But yeah, so excited on that. We got the invites already and Maura this is an exclusive, gave me the approval. Am I walking down song? Huh? Yeah?
You talking about the podcast? Oh they probably won't play now, ye screwed up. We don't have any system side to play it through this. This is Phantom Menace right. It's it's a hot and layas theme from Empire Shrek's Back without the Dark Vader part, because it's like a minute of like the love theme and then what poor the movies that's when they're making out in the falcon which Empire Okay, ships back. I gott to rewatch that I haven't
seen. I got to watch it too. If you're going Toronto this weekend, I'm not going. I mean you still? Could you want to give me a thousand bucks? I don't have a thousand exactly. You could have a thousand dollars if you listen to Hot ninety nine and five starting in April, most likely listening for that keyword every hour on the station. Are we doing that again? Probably? I did have actually have a dream about you
last night? Oh was it a sanxstreme? Of course it's always no, because I did get approached by someone to do an influencer campaign, and uh, instantly you popped up as my camera person. And I was paying you a percentage out of what I was making, because I figured, if I do any kind of influencer stuff, I'm going to need you to help me with all of it, you know. But I would pay you director producer.
Yeah, but I would pay you, but I would pay you a good number if it's a good you know, i'd pay you his dollar. Making a hundred dollars for this campaign, I hope not. You never know. Well if I go through the station yet, but if I do it on my own, I got to talk to our lovely bosses here see what happens. You know, makes some makes make some moves, But I did. I did have a dream about Maybe that's why I couldn't sleep last night. I'm a little to that about that. And I also jumped on the
ozembic bandwagon, and I like it and I appreciate him. Not a two diabetic, I'm a pre diabetic. I am a large man. And I don't know why. I just couldn't sleep last night, and I had dreams about tumbles. Now this morning day was rumbley tumbleies, and I just haven't felt i'ound time. No, actually, wait, I don't. I haven't said this on the podcast. I forgot. I haven't said this on the show at all. I found out why I have to keep taking those damn
pills all the time. You know, I get upset stomach all the time when ever we traveled show. I have a hernia in my stomach. What it's called a hap shoal hernia. What does that mean? Oh, haidel hernia, which occurs when part of the stomach protrudes up in the chest or
the sheet of muscle called the diaphragm. How do you do that? I don't know, but essentially so that's why I get upset stomachs all the time, because part of my stomach is like closer to my esophagus, so all the like acid goes up there and then comes up there and then goes up to me. Man, you got the heart thing now that thing? Yeah, you're a broken man, broken man, But you know what I mean? Getting married? Who's raising me up? My lovely fiance? Who will
take care of me when I'm in a wheelchair? We all know I'm going first. She hates when I say that, I mean it's there. The facts are there. Heart problem now, stomach problem. I'm older than you. Eric gave you a pneumonia. I almost died there. But if i'd be like, oh, yeah, I guess what they said that hernia. Man, it's like five years old all of a sudden, like November twenty seventeen, twenty sixteen, like that's when I was in the hospital. You
bnch that I gave you twenty sixteen something like that. Wow. I actually still every time I do get like uh E, sinus infection nowadays, I think of me. I think of it that I'm walking pneumonia because I'll get lightheaded sometimes I'm laughing so hard and I feel like my lungs are always full of water. And I think of you, and I'm like, man, maybe that's my turn to get pneumonia. After I gave Buddy walking pneumonia. But the hernia thing that I asked the doctors like, well what do I
do? And he's like, well, you monitor it, take the medicines you're taking, but we really can't do anything until you're like fifty. I'm like, great, another thing I have to wait till I'm fifty to figure out if I'm gonna die at fifty one or live to eighty something. That's so so they can't do anything. That's just it's just more of a monitor and take care of thing. You know. I gotta get the good pets that, you know, the good promotodem. Why is that stuff behind the
counter? I don't know, man, jugs. They can make people's drugs. What do you mean you make drugs? I don't know. Oh, like they can make illegal something like that. I don't know. Yeah, because I was at the other day, I had to go buy a gift card for one of Max's buddies our birthday party. And why is this? Yeah, why is the It might be the CVS. It's behind the counter. Where's the CVS at its sympathiesta? I mean, people they like to think they're the rich of the krem to the crab, but they not.
They ain't, you know, because you're not man. You know. Yesterday I for to put this in my prep. I was on the phone last night with two different people for almost an hour, both of them and I wanted to I wanted to I wanted to just hang up both conversations, but one of them I just we just kept talking and talking and talking, and I was just like, God, I've been on the phone that hour with you for right now, buddy, and I love you, but I gotta go, bro. But anyways, Also, I'm the best man now.
Hell yeah, I'm the best man. You know what I'm saying. I just remember that too of good A lot going on past two weeks, baby, this it's that wedding planning brain, like, you're the best man. Four. My brother John Hood working hard for you in Virginia. But he did a great job of asking and I love the belt. Why don't you bring the belt in? Cause no one's asked me to yet, So now
I'll bring it in tomorrow. And we had meetings yesterday, so I didn't want to look weird of like, why did he bringing his belt in? Younna leave it here? No? Oh no, no, no, we got this one right here, which was that one tag team championship. Let's you and Kevin. I only have the one. But yeah, brother John, sorry, my brother John asked me to be his best man like two weeks ago. Had to wait till he asked the other groomsman first, cause
why is it usually the best man? Because he like he only has seven if I did the master, I remember, but I think he had to like cut some friends of not being groom's men because he has a big friend group to like they want even numbers. So I think he was waiting to the slash. Oh if they see that, then his friends would expect when they were hanging out that they would be getting the same thing. Really, people expect that because I told you I didn't want to be Are you mad
that I'm not a groomsman? No more? Until he was like, why isn't Eric here, I'm like, he didn't want to be one. Baby, You're We're okay with that. We're good. We're good. You give me a good gift, We're good. It's gonna be money, Okay, What would I get you a gift? Because I'm getting married, that's why you would give me a gift. No, I get that, But why don't you give you money back? You are you? Are you gonna a monetary thing or no? We have one. Yes, no one has done
anything to it. And one's buying the gifts first, which is good. I guess so, but you don't need the gift, that's the thing. We're also off our list. We're at port we're like like our family members, like you gotta put more things on there, Like we don't need more things, like what look, oh we're gonna put another thing of places like we good. We already asked for find China still a thing because my parents still have there, so we weren't asking for any but we found out more
as like great grandparents were inheriting those. Essentially it's coming to us, so we don't have the room for it, so staying at the Skelly's house. But that's cool, like an inheritance of fine China. I feel like my older sister's probably gonna get all that stuff because me and my brother, well my brother probably sell it or throw it away, and I probably will just throw it away. I wouldn't even sell it. But so yeah, we're
figuring that out. Trying to put some weird more is like can we put mop head replacements on the list, Like no, that's just a grocery list. Then no one wants like I don't want to thank you card for thank you for the mop heads, you know, like it's stupid. Do you do a thank you card too? For the money? If people get you probably? Yeah, well I didn't realize you have to write thank you cards for the bridal showers. I'm like, oh great, what wait for that?
I'd have never gotten a thank you card from any of the bridal showers I've been a part of. I've been a best man five times, bro, I don't know man five times and it has spanned over a decade, the five different rooms. I don't know want's to tell you, but I do no go out of a lot of guys have always said the guys have always done a special thank you or or the gift that you give. Yeah, that's those covered. My groom's men have to wear their grooms gifts,
right, but that's the thank you. I've never gotten a specially it's a car, just so thank you. Wed. Well, that's what wants to do. Uh No, I've vetoed that mora. My presence known my brother again, we hung out, went the fam we went to Target to kill time for some reason, and he was like, hey, can you come clean the car or clear the car? So we put all the demon it there was my mom's car. So then I was like, okay, cool,
Like why are we waiting? Do you have the key? And then he opened it up and it was the title and it was the will you be my best man? And then so we're going to Miami, So you are finally get to go to Miami. That's where he wants to go for a Dolphins game. So that's cool. Wow, which early this season, they haven't announced the schedule yet they announced the teams, but they have announced when, the dates and all that stuff, so we figure that once they
announce it. That's a cool How many guys six guys? Well, groom's been so I don't know if he's inviting other people that, like, you're you're going to WrestleMania with us for my bachelor party? So yeah, I could have just one month away have gone to that. That's been great. What WrestleMania? You know you want to go? You know you want to go? Do I? Yeah, have a good time with me. Get some cheese steaks. I always have a good time with you. I always
have a good time with cheese steaks. Well, you don't have to, Oh really, Andrew, I'm gonna be stuck in a house with you people. Yeah, someone's gonna want to talk to me. Well, you and John might be going to shrip club. Get a strip club with me. I don't know what you're doing. Once I go to bedtime, you do whatever you want. You're coming to a strip club and you go night and I go night. Now you're coming to a strip club with me one time?
At least give me five minutes. I've been okay, that's all you're gonna need. Oh, never been to one, so so there you go. You need's five minutes. If I just go into the entrance like oh cover, no, thank you, leave, They're gonna let you cover. That's what we got. That's that's why I gotta get. That's why I gotta do a little talking. You gotta be a little The groom's many, you know what I mean, Like you can't can't look dorky. I mean
me never wearing a spider Man's shirt. The studio with great nikeys on, Hey I got great nikes on. Were talking about our stylist, Mack attacks. There's only coming out. What's that I hear in the distances? It's so soft right now because the time was that? Did you hear? I lost that note? Baby? You want me to where we read? Real misconnections from the actual d m V. Why is Gogham style? The intro song for it. I don't know, just is you know? Because why
not? Why he's an American treasure. Well, he's not really an American treasure. He's a Korean South Korean treasure. But it is what it is.
Talk about me, it's America. Did he he did something? Because I'll never forget because he was part of jingle Ball for a hot ninety five years ago, and right before the jingle Ball something came out where he either did a video or he spoke about how much he hates Western culture and and called out America apparently, so we almost didn't have him at jingle Ball that
year. Some times you had him, did sigh twelve times. We've been making a mini game of what streak here Virginia, Maryland or DC lead? And we'll find out today because I first went up Hungry Jack. Hungry Jack, you're keer entering Walker's Mill, Sure, Westphalia, Camp Springs, Maryland. No, let's know, that's Maryland. That's weird. That's that weird. Size every Saturday that you go saying, Hi, you're a jack. Hungry guy here loves to taste fat sausages of all shames and size is I'm
mobile in the DMV area. So you need sausages. Jack will be coming to you back, Hungrid Jack, Hungrid Jet. Next one, Mike, it's been a long time dot dot dot. Before you retired, you were my top friend and I came over for several unique times. Would love to get together again now that we're both retired. Tom in Rockville, Okay, how do you not have this guy's number? Then? If you were best
friends, why don't you tell the same number. Somebody changed numbers on you don't want to talk to you no more time or or they're dead Jesus. Next one up, MB I enjoyed working with a lot of Rockville, a lot of Rocky Vills. You were a great orator and our after work speaking was terrific. Would love to resume activity with you. JD orator. What's an orator? That's usually about being a talker, but I think in this case as sexual oral. Oh oh gotcha? Yeah, I got you,
I got I'll pick up what you're throwing down. Next one twenty eight Looking for a woman Warrington Assmusville Culpepper Jefferson. That's far out, bro. I'm probably the only guy on here that's not a bot. But here it goes. Never really like girls my own age or younger. Always had a thing for teachers, bosses, older women. I am a fit, well kept, twenty eight year old college guy. How are you still in college at twenty eight? I've always dreamed about doing it with a woman much older than
me. I'm well experienced and well even take a rhino. We can last as long as until your hit your peak. I'm a dominant and I'm down for whatever you're down for. So if anyone on here is serious about hooking up, let me know what's a rhino? A rhino pil' a boner pill? They can get it at a seven to eleven or guest, but it makes him last long? Yeh, it's it's basically over the counter. I agree. Yeah, but you can get over the counter of is just to have a boner, not to last longer. Yeah, to have a boner
in the last, I don't know. Yeah, four hours, bro, I don't know. Jesus. Next one, magic silver Spring area. Do you miss my magic soft hands? I live in Gathersburg, old woman in nice shape. Email me back if you're interested to meet today today? So wait, who's winning right now in Maryland? Right? Maryln? Damn right. Go my next one, last one? Uh need party girl near Rockville looking to get a room with a party girl and lick it for hours.
Oh because the because the room has the wallpaper from like Willy Wonka where you could keep keeping it. It's different flavors. You gotta lick it before you kick it. You gotta get it so often we before look at it. It's an old eighties to the limit limit. What's that song from? Push It to the Limit? Push It to the limit Limit. It's an eighties bad song. Ah way to the Eric Zone. It's danger zone a splash anyway, Maryland, you freaky this week. That's all we're gonna say.
But you gotta lick it before you kick it, and get it something wet before you can hit it. I didn't right, I'll find this song to your thought. But thanks for hanging out with us. Next week we'll talk about my bridle shower because this weekend Eric wasn't invited, So go You can see and follow us on social media at mister Eric V. That's m R E R I c k V. You can follow me at Andrew Hoodie that ends with a hy Just in case you gotta lick it. You gotta lick
it before you kick it, before we kick it. You gotta take the extra step so we can kick it. You gotta lick it before we kick it. You gotta you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it. And songs called lick It by twenty fingers, and always remember it's okay to be weird and sexy. It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,