Whose bed do we have to shit in to get in a DC movie? Heard, I'm talking to you! This week, Phil and Cody keep their shit together and discuss crypto transfers gone south, Phil seeing the Batman, streaming services sucking, Tokyo Vice, driving the wrong way, talking to the cops, Alex Jones, Mandy, and Robocop fun.
HOW CAN HE SLAP? HOW CAN HE SLAP? Phil, Cody, Tio, and Frank spend a romantic evening discussing UFC fights, the Batman, Jared Leto hate, Bruce Willis, Everything Everywhere All at Once, Michael Bay stuff, Steve-O, and car wrecks. We also briefly mention THE SLAP, but whatever.
You know you would. Don't you lie to me, goddamnit, I know you would. Phil and Cody adjust their moral barometer to discuss Cody's cruise, the Yellowstone shirt conversation starter, westerns, Jackass Forever and the Boys, film dying, Sofia Jirau (don't you lie to me), Halo and video game movies, David Lindelof is the scotty pippen of film, revisiting the walking dead, and The Batman probably being okay.
Hold on. You mean to tell me that the Cowboys didn't make it to the Superbowl? Next you'll say that the Bengals are.....wait what? Phil, Cody, and EmTee (He's back!) hash out Reacher and ass Oreos, Peacemaker, wife shows, Aronofsky bummer movies, The Last Duel, The House of Fat Leto, best pictures at the Oscars, and the return of the Superbowl Bet.
While you are freezing your nuts off, why don't you relax to the sound of your favorite crew giving horrible advice? Phil, Frank, Tio, and Cody talk crypto and finances down the shitter, the superbowl bet, Alfred Pawn Star, George Washington's Upper Deck stats, chili fun, 1883 and Ozark, Chicago shootouts, and scary west Texas.
If you are going to cook a brisket, you better ask Phil for advice. I'll just give you a microwave recipe. This week, Phil, Cody, and Tio politely discuss Cody's Covid situation, Don't Look Up, Mike Judge, the glory of Jackass and weird television, Boba Fett and the end of the Expanse, ladies of the night rise up!, Ghostbusters Afterlife and Dan Akroyd love, Jim Belushi the Lesser, Masterclass Brisket with Phil, Tio's Tasting adventure, the positives of Covid, and Station 11 (I saw it Phil and i...
If you wanna hear Frank go off the rails on class warfare along with the other bullshit we talk about for over 3 and a half hours, do we have a podcast for you! Phil, Frank, and Cody discuss the new Spider-Man, Fast and Furious, wrestling talent, Andre drinking stories, Yellowstones and westerns, 1917, generational wealth, who the fuck is Brandon and stupid yelling by Frank, work "am I right guys?", and we finally talk about the new Matrix.
When I die, I want crypto to bury me so it can let me down one last time. Phil, Frank, and Cody rub the fall of crypto in Phil's face, talking Arcane, Yellowstone, Across the Spider-Verse news, buddy cop Venom, Pootie Tang (Sah Da Tay!), and the new Battlefield managing to be shittier than the last one.
Sorry for the delay. Last recording got trashed, but we got some good news! Cody got his booster and suffers at the end of this 3 hour 47 minute monster of an drunken tirade! This week, Phil, Cody, and Frank politely discuss booters, pimping soup, cooking to live, Dune and space drugs, Phil doesn't watch old movies, the Eternals (more like SUCKTERNALSamIrightguys), chef substance abuse, mexican mafia, and Travis Scott/ Britnayyy news.
The super cool boys at LTN are way too cool to die. I don't know about you, bro. Phil and Cody sit around and talk butter teeth at the dentist, health care fun, living forever, going to space, antartica is the last frontier, alone, crypto down the hole, Dog is on the case, and the pains of doing your own research.
Psst. Come here. Want to feel old?. There are kids graduating high school that only know 9-11 through textbooks. You're welcome. This week, the boy get together for Covid Party at Phil's, doordashing, chinese food and Luby's, Marvel crap, the Hunt and Kate, the Wire, great endings to tv shows, FALCOR IS NOT A DOG HE'S A FUCKING LUCK DRAGON THAT YOU WANT TO TAKE ON ADVENTURES, Young Guns vs Posse, Rosewood was bad but not as bad as 9-11, who gets the 9-11 vagina priority, and taco rice = love....
Do you know how to get to the 36th Chamber of Shaolin? If we did, we sure as shit wouldn't be doing this podcast. Well maybe about our super cool kung fu adventures. Phil, Cody, and Tio ask and hash out "Do you know kung fu?" and the chinese market, once upon a time in hollywood, Kevin Smith and Coversation movies, pulling out with Afghanistan, the Spider-man relationship, Cody as Master Splinter, Beers, and potential Logan Paul punchers.
The crew is older, wiser, and still has 15 year old taste when it comes to drinking, but if you disrespect White Claws, I swear to God I will...Phil, Cody, and Tio-Bob talks about buying a car, Suicide Squad, DnD, sushi casualties, Tio-Bob's car hybrid stories, housing market bubbles, the DOWNFALL OF SOCIETY!!!, Tio-Bob goes on a rant about religion, Phil goes to church, Cody defends religion for some reason, and Bud Setzler is the chosen.
Which 80's cartoon will be the next to sacrifice in the name of virtue signaling? Our money is either on Muppet Babies or Thundarr the Barbarian. This week the boys kick around Masters of Wokeness, Woodstock 99 and the fall of MTV, womanizing with bologna, Bobby D saying the "N" word, food poisoning, Tommorow War, Black Widow and scrapping the bottom of the barrel, and passing viewership.
Phil, Cody, Em-Tee, and Tio come out to play this episode with a surprise guest! !!!Baby LTN!!! We check off the list with mild sobriety, cartoon adult shows, The Prophecy, solving the three shells mystery and public poops, Deftones rappin, Tio's back, Bill's back! and the calculated rapies, crying german girls, SPORTS!, Romeo o Romeo, and veteran stories.
LTN is proud to annouce their own crypto with LTN coin! Has all the features of regular crypto including slowly spiraling down to becoming worthless. This week, Phil, Cody, and Frank talk about dog destruction, back pain, more crypto bullshit talk, a Quiet Place 2 and bahn mi's, Love Death and Robots, Chappie more like crappie, the ballad of Bobby Baccalieri, and just finding a million smackeroos.
If LTN records a podcast in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? You're goddamn right it does! Thanks internet! This week, Phil, Cody, and Tio hack away at crypto boys, Army of the Dead, the Ridley Scott argument, No Country for Emma Stone, sunsails and sand litterboxes, Apples, "Dogs am I right?" (dad shit), AA shenannigans, baseball!!!, and the getting stuck protocol.
What did you say? You better say that to our faces once the CDC give the all clear and you've been vaccinated you son of a bitch! It's Phil, Cody, and Tio-Bob kicking around shots and masks, work out bros and traffic, taco food fun (fun!), Jupiter's Legacy, F1 Drive to Survive and racing experiences, public fun, dumb people, body disposal, the survival of the human race, love death and robots, the Disney hit squad, to the Moon, early internet and AOHell.
TRIGGER WARNING! If you want to hear audio of an arguably grown man taking a leak, the LTN podcast is your one stop shop! This week, Phil, Cody and Frank tackle Christopher Lloyds shotgun and nobody, RIP westlakes drafthouse, the beer gauntlet, the Rick story, the vaccine arguments WHILE TIO FIGHTS FOR HIS LIFE, Boomer Dredd, Frank takes a piss, new Captain America, Mortal Kombat, and crypto bread.
Just wait for the LTN cut of Justice League. It will be a run time of 15 minutes but it will be the best 15 minutes of your goddamn life! This week, the boy talk Justice League, Snyder vs. Whedon, buff boys and chest hair, Suicide Squad, Nic Cage money hole, the Casey Ryback special, Invincible, and tilling shit with Tio.
The boys are using their Biden bucks for better audio equipment because this episode is rough. Just the way your mom likes it. This week, Phil, Cody, and Frank talk about the dumbest things like unfuckable rabbits, the Staircase, internet sleuths, Coming To America 2, cgi vs practical, planes, gun safety and the Crow, Possessor, Master and Commander is better than Greyhound, WWII movies, homeless and the Sopranos, and Frank never going to Mars.
***WARNING*** My pop filter on my mic was lost so it sounds like I'm a mouth breather in the episode. Seriously, it's pretty heavy breathing if you can stomach it. Sorry guys. But rather that waste the boy's time we are going to release it RAW, UNCOOKED, AND UNFILTERED!!! In this piece of shit, we discuss brisket and the Texas snow-vid, drinking boredom, workout sticks and survival, Teddie boy, chili buffets, The Expanse, the real Marvel shows, horror movies and the Japanese, Mortal Kombat, 4 ho...
That's correct ladies and gentlemen. We are putting it all on black and letting it ride! This week, Phil, Cody, Tio, Em-Tee, and Frank are here to give you poor financial planning. They hash out the LTN short, reddit subs, anime tiddies, Luke jizz, more baby Yoda, Wandavision, Justice League cuts, the Sopranos prequel, the conjuring cinematic universe, zombie clean, and the Ruby Rhod sex appeal.
So a short bus straight up ruined any chance for a capital live show. Thanks, douche canoes. This week, the boy hash it out with capital fun, critical thinking and rabbits, selling out to social media, the battlestar galatical greta connection, COVID and burning in Hell, Tenet, thinking while watching tv, expanse, and Screech getting cancer.
The day after New Years 2020, the gang continues soldiers on with the drinking. Is it a sign of things to come, a desperate act of defiance, or the depressing calling card of your favorite man-children? You decide. This week, Phil, Cody, Em-Tee, and El-Tiorino mull over domestic and 40 hands, freebasing booze, oxygen highs, interactive art, utopia, scifi shows, wando woman and infinite dwayne johnsons, mandoisms, blue milk, piderman, buckaroo baby, and getting mad at the south.
Christmas has officially begun! It's the LTN Die Hard Special!!!
There's a lot to disagree with in this episode, but one thing is certain. If you don't like Palenque, you are a filthy subhuman. Phil, Cody and El-Tiorino kick back and discuss like gentlmen COVID tests, Taco Palenque, Mel Gibson and Christmas, Die Hard, Elliot Page petitions, dick enhancements, Tenet and stupid sound, Sound of Metal, Mando and Disney+, cynism, and jewish Spider-man?
Season 3 is here! Phil, Cody, Tio, and EmTee put their minds together to solve the world's problems and find time to discuss Empire, 936 and more COVID fun, Trump's out and Secret Service undies, Twitch wrestling, Star Wars books, its american to fuck over people, chess, the Old Guard, superhero morals and RDJ, and superjews.
As the sun starts to set on the year, Phil and Cody pull the curtain across season 2.
You may notice that there is a jarring cut around the 7 minute mark. That is due to our recording bot freaking out. In the words of our wise member Tiorino, “Fuck Craig.” This week the boys welcome new blood with Mike. So this FNG, Phil, Cody, Tio-Bob, and EmTee kick around rocking the vote, voting for tots, eating cereal wrong, a crazy uber, home repair boys, Spider Jerusalem, condiment contraband, and wrestings sushi.
