Yeah, yeah. That's like the Hannah Montana. Oh yeah, I'm getting my water. I've OK right? The Full disclosure, I did spend 6 lbs something on a bottle of water, but I think that this is the coolest bottle of water I've ever seen in my life and I genuinely squealed with excitement when I got out of the fridge and I love it. I'll put a photo on the story, any of you listening and you can have a little look this. Is such a chaotic start. Always.
Sorry lesbians, I'm sat here with Olivia today. We got our back. No one calls me Olivia. It's manager. Olivia, Oh my God. No, I know but you. Yeah, but I'm just trying to open up this bottle of water and quite distress that out, right? It's basically there's a new M&S food hall in Oxford Street and Ferrer and I went because we love supermarkets and they have a water wall where it's just like loads of bougie water
bottles. So she's got this big glass square water bottle and yeah, I think it's made her. It's very cool. It looks like 2 stacked like cubes. It's very cool. I love it we. Also went to IKEA this morning at the crack of dawn. OK, yeah, you did make this my Saturday thing. Yeah, it was fun. It was last night, I think. When did you, when did you approach the last night at least? Was it last? Night I was always going to go,
but I thought. You were going to go and she was like, look, I'm going to go to IKEA on Oxford Circus because there's the Gustaf Westman collaboration that's coming out and I think that we should queue, is what she says I. Wanted the meatball plate? And I was like, I'm not queuing. That's never, they're going to be me. But then like luckily for you, I actually didn't put an alarm on this. One, luckily for you, I had chronic anxiety and woke up with severe heart palpitations so I
left the house. At 7:45. And as a result ended up being person #2 in the queue. You were. Yeah, it was. It was very. Proud. Moment when I rocked up on a line bike and I saw it was just you and this other woman in front of you, but the queue was long. Like you weren't wrong. I know you were not wrong, never wrong. If we'd have gone by my times, then you rocked. Up at 9:50. 9 on your line. Back as the doors were opening, Yeah, but it was quite. Yeah, it was.
It was a whole thing. But we got some pieces. I got the meatball plate. I got two cups and saucers. People are fucking crazy. They were barging and everything. And The thing is, I've run out of my ADHD medication, so this is just like a recipe for disaster for me. I'd had no coffee. And now I haven't regrets of not getting. Enough stuff. Now I'm having real regrets because I've seen the lamp now the lamp is really fucking cool.
I just like, I don't know, I have this thing where it's like, you know, when people like they get there and they grab loads of stuff and they're like really greedy and they're barging. I just, I feel too 1. I don't want to be that person. That's like barging and stealing things and being greedy. And secondly, yeah, I just. I don't know. I think people there should have been a limit. Like people were taking 10 things. I was like, that's not. Cool.
But they were getting really like forceful. People were genuinely pushing through and I was like, people. Have been waiting for this club for months now so it's. Yeah. But were they dedicated enough as you to get that early to get ahead of the queue? No, they weren't. No. So they wanted to go by their own rules, Come on in, run and storm and fucking. But also there was just nothing there. Like there was just like a tiny
tiny part of the sword. I think IKEA Circus made a huge error in the layout of where it was. Huge error. Major trial and error there. For they thinking IKEA is what I envisage my hell to be if I die and go to hell. If there is a hell, I think it's IKEA. I think it would just be IKEA. And not IKEA, Oxford Circus. No, that is really stressful. It would be IKEA Oxford Circus with like loads of people in it and no escape for attack. You're just constantly going,
running around. That's enough to make me change my ways. What if there was a food court in there as well with all the meatballs? But there wouldn't be because it's hell. So it's like the one relief that you get that's gone, or like you think there's going to be food and it's just always out of stock. There's just nothing there. There's a few things that I wanted to cover. Obviously the world is on fire. Everything's going fucking
crazy. I feel like there's something, there's been a shift in the universe or something, or like there's something really, really weird in the it's. Been a really depressing 2 weeks. I'd say especially I'm really, really struggling. Like Full disclosure, I genuinely am really struggling and I feel like struggling mentally and what? Like I'm struggling like I've been struggling mentally. I've been there. I'm still there.
I know. But also just like feeling this really, really weird weight and like a looming like fear or looming darkness in a way. Like I don't know how else to describe it. And I think a part of that is to do with what I believe to be this fucking universe shift where everything has gone to absolute fuckery. Like absolute fuckery. Like with everything that is going on. Where do you where do you want to start? Oh my God. Well, I want to. I want to cover the obvious,
which is the Charlie character. I think that that that was a real. That was the cat. Like the that was the catalyst, yeah, on top of what was already happening. So there's already been an agenda from the right wingers of America to try and destabilize and villainize the left wing people, right? Or what they'd like to hear. They'd like to call us like blue haired fucking like they call us angry and all of these things. And The thing is, is that people like Charlie Kirk rage bait.
And then they sit there and smile when the other person, who he's quite literally questioning the rights of their own existence, right, is getting angry. And then all these people in the comments are being like, see, look how angry they all get. And look at how Charlie's so calm and kind. It's like a bitch. Because he's the whole time when he was posting these debates, it
was all clip farming as well. So like, you're only so important of the debate where like he is like technically winning and just like trolling people, but you're not getting the full picture. No, exactly. And there was obviously a lot of extremely controversial views. The way in which he died was fucking awful. Yeah, just like yeah, when I got, I got my friend sent me that video. And then you sent it to me. Thank you. I couldn't have been the only one to see it. I had to pass it on.
Oh, no one deserves that. No like. I genuinely don't think that they do. You know, I think that people should not be given a platform to speak to that level of hatred, but I don't think that anyone should ever die for their views and their opinions, albeit very, very wrong. And I say opinions very loosely because I also don't believe that you should be entitled to have an opinion on something that A doesn't affect you and two, is not a lived experience of yours.
Yes. And I also feel like because he stood for obviously freedom of speech and all that jazz, but since that, since people have been having their freedom of speech, giving their opinion of it. They're like, cancel that. Cancel Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel gone. Cancelled People are getting sacked from jobs. They're now saying it. Yeah, I feel like I've never seen something like this before where someone has. Obviously the the. I've never really known of someone within in like in the in
the industry world being killed. Obviously people die but but it's what I'm saying like the extent in which people are going about him being like people getting sacked or even his funeral, for example, and the way his coffin got brought back like. Oh God, that fucking weird Madame Tussauds hand, that was shit that Erica was just cradling his wife. No, but even, not even about that. Like even, you know, the coffin fly back on Air Force 2 and I'm like, yeah, he wasn't 1A member
of Congress like government. But loads of people were like, he was our next president and it's like, since fucking when, bitch, she was a podcaster. And he probably would have tried at some point in his life, but like. He definitely would have done, but The thing is, is that. I feel like they're going on as if like the fucking kings died
in America, but yeah. Literally, and it is insane and I'm sorry, it definitely, I'm going to sound tinfoil hat now, but it sounds like a bit of a Pew Pew take out. Like 'cause he started to go. Going down some rabbit. Yeah, he started to go anti Trump, he started to go anti Israel, and then all of a sudden he gets shot.
That's interesting, isn't it? After this whole time he's been up both of their asses like there's a. Lot of there's a lot of shits and like, yeah, also his best friend's now going down a rabbit hole.
Yeah, I saw a TikTok the other day and it was like, if I get killed, I hope one of my friends acts like Candace Owen does, and I would hope so. Yeah, I mean, she's she's, I don't agree with a lot of her shit, but at least she's fighting tooth and nails to get to the bottom of what's actually happened, because she clearly knows. Something doesn't add. Up something doesn't add up
here. And then another thing that I hate is that they're using his death to fuel right wing propaganda and to point it all towards the left. And and that's what? And trans people and trans people, they're like, oh, his roommate was trans. It's like, what? And then? The roommate transpired to be his actually be his partner and then but. But is she really? And what the fuck is going on? Like, do you know what I mean? Like there's any, there's. No, like clip.
This is the thing. There hasn't been, no, because it's all just come from the two detectives in the FBI and the Mary of Utah. Like there's been no actual concrete evidence. Like then Tyler knew a trans person once so therefore I think it's like. The text that they brought out between Tyler and the Bullets roommate slash partner. Bullshit. Which is like. And then the note that apparently was found, but actually it was like destroyed. It's like. There's no way I've.
Gone about this for hours. It's weird, sure. Fucking evidence, really. And those texts, Oh my God, no, no. Kid like texts like that and what, telling them everything over text that the intricate detail was. They're running away. Fucking. Digital footprint if you've just fucking killed Someone Like You just put in, but. Also if you're like busy running and like dismantling your rifle and doing all this. Fucking crazy shitty fair.
He did take himself for a Dairy Queen ice cream afterwards. A little treat. Little mint chop. Chip, I just again though, that's something that maybe you wouldn't do if you just killed someone out. Luigi went from McDonald's. Yeah, Luigi didn't do it either. He did. He just got. But he'd been found not guilty for the terrorism charge. Yeah, but he probably. Just had to plead guilty because
it was easier. Look, there's so many things that are going on with this, but I but there's also that footage of the man who took the camera down from behind Charlie. Kirk removed the SD card straight after Charlie had been shot. What the fuck? Like I'm sorry, like I do just think that they've, they've pinned it on this guy and that they've used him as political bait, like they've used him to now fuel now the the fucking anger that's coming from these people. Now it's. Insane.
Do you know what I'd love to say? I mean, I think that the probability of this is going to be very low, but if someone listening to this was somehow in Utah, it at that uni on that day, please, please, please, I'd love for you to get in touch because I'd love to hear a first. Hand Yeah, I'd actually love to call you and have you speak on the podcast. Well, if someone knows someone. Yeah.
And then you can get in contact for us and then say we will do whatever time works it. It could be 2:00 AM at the night. Yeah. Yeah. But I do. But I do think that that has spurred on now. Like, what is this kind of like even further war? Like, it's very aggressive. It's very violent. And I just think that we need, we need stronger a lot. We need stronger alliance on our side by this point because it's a feeling like a complete dictatorship is taking over.
And yeah, you might be like Freya, why the fuck do you care Because you live in the UK, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We're literally just very quickly following in the footsteps of what what is happening over in America. And to top it off, Trump flew over my house the other night. Cunt. He woke me up. He's a fucking stupid big fat. Chopper flew over my house. He's a big fat chopper. He's literally, he's vile.
He is a vile man. I honestly have, I hate to say I told you so. I, I actually, I love to say I told you so. Or do you remember all of those lesbians that were like Trump supporters in the comments when we did a post about Trump And they were like, I support Trump. He loves the LGBT community. How are you feeling now? How are you feeling to loads of his supporters though who voted? For him and now like seeing some of the policies he's putting in
place and they're like. Ohh and it's like we all tried to tell you but you literally just were like you're lying. That's not the truth. And it's like, but it's quite literally documented. Like what else do you want? It's just inside. It's just an absolute Oh, it's a. Fucking load of shit. So I feel like everyone's now going through it. I feel like, I don't know, just the air feels weird.
Everything feels fucking. Weird but I feel like when shit is so bad in the world and dark you just gotta try and find those little moments where you can laugh and be so listen to the. That's what you can hear it all over again. No, no, But it is so true. It's like you need to find the things in life that are funny. Like, you know, laughing is the best thing that anyone can. We had a right. Cackle with our friends last night. Always having a good old cackle. I love to laugh. I've got.
Things that are going to make people cackle on this episode. Yeah, and that's exactly why we wanted to do this episode. I think that we wanted to start off the episode a little bit more seriously just so we could get that out of the way. Just to address, just to address it. I want to address that. I also want to address the so-called male loneliness panda epidemic, which is one of the funniest things. Or is it epidemic? Well, I don't even know what you're talking about.
There's this whole thing going around where it's this whole male loneliness is like a real issue now and that men are lonely and men are sad and they're so depressed because they're so lonely and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But they're pointing the finger at women as to say that this is like women's problem, that men are sad. And it's like, no, these men are lonely because they're fucking in cells. They're losers.
They will not do anything to better themselves because women now believe that they can have standards, whereas before they didn't. So now women are being like, OK, actually, it turns out that I don't want some fucking loser leeching off of me, not helping, you know? Women have to do everything. Not only, you know, but taking it back to even like the 1950s, Sorry. What are your genes doing? Oh they're, they're taking into me. So I'm just feeling a bit I
undid. Them Fry has got her jeans up. So they're so. High right now that I didn't hide to the point where it's touching her tits, but she also has them undone and unzipped. It's a really good look. It's a really good look. Sorry. It's really good. This episode is already a really exposing episode, and now you've just exposed me even more, which is fair enough. Yeah, but it's because I don't want to take stomach pain to to get to get.
So when we were fighting for our rights to work, we were not fighting for the rights to work and also still be expected to do the exact same amount of work in the fucking house too. So like child labor and house labor? No, we're expected to do both, right? And so, yeah, God forbid we, you know, these straight women don't want loser men anymore. And now they're so upset about it. They're so angry they hate
women. But another reason why this is happening is because of the likes of mainly Andrew Tate and there are others that are followed in his footsteps that profiteer off of men being fucking losers. Oh he's a literally Dube. I've got nothing to say about him. Not of this stupid. Prophet tears off of it. No, I know he. Can only sell his memberships, his courses and whatever the fuck else. Get the views on YouTube to get money out of it. If men stay isolated and stay
hating women. Yeah. And what are we going to do to achieve that? He's going to give them the wrong advice. He's going to make them hate women. He's going to say that, you know. They're going to all men, they're just turning them into versions of him. They're insults, but it's also this like weird extremist white male straight fucking issue that they they feel like victims. He makes them feel like victims.
He literally goes on there and he preaches them about how much they are victimised in this life and it's like, wow. Yeah, wow. And then they have this awful attitude and obviously nobody wants to fucking hang around with you because you're a loser. What do they do when women say they're lonely? They say go join a book club, go to therapy, go to the gym with your friends, go see your
friends. When men are lonely, they're like, the women aren't paying me any attention and the women should be seeing me. What? Fuck off. Dear mate. Literally put them all in the chamber, ship them all off to whatever the fuck it's called. What is it? It's not Azkaban. What's the name? Alcatraz. Alcatraz and Azkaban. I don't know if anyone could tell, but Phrase ran out of her
ADHD medication. To Alcatraz. Send them all to Alcatraz. I sent them to Azkaban and Azkaban. I just, I honestly have got nothing left to say. This is not women's issue that you are lonely. It is your own fucking issue because you suck. But I could take them all. What else has been going on? What have we been up to? So I need to get more stuff for my house. This is like an ongoing thing. I'm so it's been really distressing me actually. I sat here.
If I moved house a little while ago and has slow when I say slowly slowly I've been getting bits and bobs for her house. Because I get really fucking overwhelmed and I try and find stuff for my house and I'm like, do I like that? Do I not like that? Or that delivery time is too long? I don't want it anymore. I go into a shop and I'm like, how am I going to get that back? Like it's a whole Oh my God. She also spilt finish wood finishing all in her bedroom as well.
So now that's a new stain. We tried to get the help. Newcastle lesbian Beth Yes advice and I can't even remember what she said. You know what? This is an official call out for my mental health. Can I have a load of you lesbians just come over and do some shit in my house like. I need someone to come and clean my carpets, yes. Please clean your carpets. But someone to come and put some artwork up in my house, Some mirrors. I've got another lesbian on the
benches. That's fine, she can make some. I just. To be fair, Newcastle lesbian Beth said that she would come down and fix your floor on my carpet, but it's just she lives in Newcastle, like that's quite. Her train I just I just find it. I never thought that I would find something like this so overwhelming. I. Think it's one of those things it takes time because like you slowly build, like you put your house together like bit by bit, you know, like you're not going
to get everything in one week. I know and it's because of the. It is the uncertainty of how long I'm here for, 2 because of the rolling month contract thing. So like, I'm not sure how long I'm going to be here. And it is a very big place. Not to sound like a cunt that sounds wanky. I don't mean it like that. It's like it's a big space. It's a big space for such a small person. Yeah, it's a big space to fill
is what I mean, though. Like in the sense of just like if I had all of this stuff in a smaller space, you wouldn't feel like it was so empty. To ensure we need someone to basically come and help fire build some furniture. I need someone who does like prints and stuff that would be great so I could get some artwork for the walls and obviously I'll just like take. We basically just need some advice. Yeah, and I need, I seriously need someone to clean my carpet. So like, please.
Please get in touch. Because I've made some errors with your stupid fax machine has made my carpets worse so that's. That's been one thing. The events have been popping off. We've actually got Oh my God I'm so excited for this one is Muyagi. Next month is our first ever installation of the lesbian karaoke nights. This place is also very fucking cool like. I said very. So I mean, I can't say I'll be partaking karaoke because I will. I just don't. I love karaoke. I will be watching.
And I know that the ladies love it. Yeah, I think it's. But you're going to get annoying though, and you're going to hog the mic for ages. Like you've got to pass it on to other people. I'll. Be like, thank you so much for coming to my show. No, this isn't a concert for you. Ever. Yeah, turns out it's actually just a concert and it's me on karaoke. No, I'm really excited for it. And I think that, yeah, I think, I think really funny.
No better way to either meet people and like break the ice in karaoke or have fun with your friends than karaoke. So I think that it's really good for both you. Know why we haven't even done it as a friendship group? Because it's so fucking funny. Like I won't do at the events I'd like to go with friends because I I could. I would only do it if I could get like were really drunk beforehand. Well, what I love about it is one is that, like, aesthetically the place is very nice.
Like, it's very Moody. It's all inspired by Tokyo Japanese karaoke bars. And I think it's just, yeah, it's just epics over 2 floors, I think. I honestly think it's a great new addition for that. Scarlett is off to New York this week. Well, next week to do a few bits for Lesbian Supper Club. We've got, we've just had. So I feel like we've just been events, events, events really. Events have been.
The wine lights have been. So good, but we've also been in the works of developing a studio in in one of the rooms here, which is just going to be like a studio set. It's not like a studio studio, but like a set so that we can actually have the cameras all set up, the mics set up so that whenever we want to record, we just record and then. Say there's also a little bit of a rebrand going on.
As well, there is a rebrand going on because obviously you guys know, there's definitely a need of, of rebrand now that me and Scarlett are no longer together and just things are just changing. And I think that we just want to, we want to amplify the podcast now because that has been our main love. And I think that obviously last year towards when, you know, things started to get bad, then there were less episodes, then the breakup happened. And you needed to take some time.
More or less episodes and it's been a very, very taxing time. And we can just say thank you so much for you guys sticking around for us too, because that means honestly the world. And when I was when I have to say, I was forcing myself before to do the episodes and to go to the events, but also I was forcing myself because there's still so much love there for it. And I would quite literally say this is all I have left.
So I'm doing it, You know, no matter how shit I feel right now, this is honestly all I have left. And that was how I felt. So that's kind of what's kept that alive, but. I think it'll be, I think a rebrand and a refresh. It'll be great, you know, and probably some exciting episodes coming back, maybe a you and Scarlett episode again in the pipeline. Yeah, which I think would be really good. And also just with me and Scarlett, you know, we're in a good place now, which is really nice.
And I think that that makes everything so much easier. And I, I, I missed her terribly in my life. And I think that was one thing that made during the episode so hard within that time, because within that time we were like, no contact, whatever that was. But this podcast is so solely ours. So it felt so fucking crazy. So basically back to being you're like, it's like your best friends now. Yeah. Like, it's great. It's so nice to see. And it is great. And she's great.
And so I think that, yeah, it it makes life a lot easier. And that's why we are now in the space where we're like, OK, that's how many. Yeah, yeah, I still think you should just make the artwork just flip, flip you and Scarlett around so then you're back-to-back instead of facing each other. Should. We actually just not even reshoot it. Should we just cut down the middle? Yeah, just flip it and just flip it. That's actually quite funny. Can someone do that for me, please? Thank you.
But yeah, yeah. But that's in the pipeline. Has there been anything else that's been going on? I feel like so much has fucking happened. Anna has been on what was it called on stranded on Honeymoon Island, which what a great, so good. So she does so well because it was Helen Scott, wasn't it? That was the one that the girls were like trying to get with, like on the island and. Then I still need to watch her episode. I haven't yet. Yeah, I. I need to see the full episodes.
I've only seen the clips but watching Anna do her speech when she was basically just like, I don't care that you're married, but it was fantastic. Watching Anna jump off that boat I think is going to be my Roman Empire. Yeah, I love it. So good. And she was like, why do I walk like that? But I generally I rate how confident she was with Helen, though. Yeah, so confident. Her. Rizz. Rizz was like good, though I would not have been able. It wouldn't have come out of my mouth like that.
No, she actually shocked me. Yeah, she did really well. As in my look because I didn't think she had it in her, but I was just like, more like, go on, Anna. Yeah, and it's nice to see more lesbian representation on TV. So the more the merrier. And I'm glad that it was one of my friends that was doing that. And also Helen is a lovely girl as well. I've met, I think I've only actually met her in person like one time, but she was really
sweet. I also have been doing more of my interviews and all that kind of stuff as well, which has been nice. Like I've been doing like press junkets. I've been doing red carpet interviews, which has been great. It's been busier, but I, it's been busy. But I could be busier is what I'll say. One thing at a time. That's how I feel. I'm like busy. You basically simply do big house renovation and podcast renovation. So let's just keep those two for now until it's.
Hard. I just need someone else to just take the reins on it. And also I don't want to spend all that money on it. That sounds really bad, but I don't want to spend all the money. It's all so expensive. Like when did mirrors and rugs get so expensive? I found some cheap rugs I can send. You, I'm going to literally start making rugs, making mirrors, making everything like how I made my fucking terrible bedside dresser tables.
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Yeah, we wanted to do something funny. And then I was like, oh, how about you just like riff off the things, like the ridiculous things that you have witnessed me do, because I know she's seen me do some really weird shit. And also because not only is it Liv that's like around me a lot of the time, but also just because you never miss a trick. You are that person that like. No, it's fucking brilliant. It's like the first time I met you guys. Do you remember? Yes.
Do you want to tell that story? Was that a scarlet zip? Yeah, OK, so I'm going to read off some of the weird things I've witnessed you do, but it was hard to think of them in the moment because there's been so many. But I'm hoping as we're bouncing off each other more. Welcome to man. Or maybe you'll remember. I also have written down. Well, I actually forgot that I already had this list of hobby ventures. I'd say that you intended. To do. Do you know what? But didn't if.
Any of you before listening to this thought that they had a crush on me? I. Might find this endearing. Maybe endearing? Actually, maybe not. But I think that crush will probably go away. Would you like to start with the hobbies or the weird stuff? I think the weird stuff. OK, I'm going to say how I wrote them down and then we can go into detail. OK, number one asshole and face.
Hilarious. So one time when Scarlett and Freya, when Scarlett and Freya was still together, I stayed over in the morning, went into the bedroom just to have a chit chat, you know, talk about our day, go get a coffee. They're both lying in bed. I'm lying at the foot of the bed on Freya's side. Freya is also naked, however duvet on top. End up being naked. Well for me this wasn't so great so and then Freya had a bit of a sore tummy so she decided to lie on her.
So fine, whatever, she had the duvet off at this point. Also fine. We're all friends here, we've all seen each other naked, whatever. Not like this. Proceeds to like forget that I'm there and then goes into a downward dog position so that her literal asshole and. Stop. Literally like in my face. And she held this position for probably about 15 seconds, and Scarlett and I were just staring at each other being like. What the fuck is she doing?
I just thought it was silent because it was just silent. I I. Don't know. And then I've I think I've seen you go so embarrassed, but The thing is you then went down in fear and like really got embarrassed, but then you did it again. You didn't really you like. Well, you know what? I just thought, well, by that point you've already seen it now. And I really, sometimes I just get in a lot of pain. I don't know what to say to. Your bowel trouble? It's not.
Exactly the best situation I've ever been in. It's not exactly the worst either. I feel like I've just had multiple run insurance with your asshole as well. I mean, like, I don't know why yesterday. You're just always in my way. It is always in my way. I should be able to do my downward dog in peace in my bed. And that quickly reminds me of the laser hair removal that I've had recently at injectual. And I didn't know that injectual did this. What laser hair removal? No, I didn't know.
And so then when they told me that they did it, I was like, oh, get me in there. And girls, can I tell you how much of A game changer this is? Like, honestly, it really was not. It was quick, it wasn't even that painful. Only when they get like close to close to all the the real. Close to the lips. Close to the layups I'm jealous and even after one session I've noticed a. Huge. No, but wait till you're fully done because Jess has her lasers because obviously she's Australian.
Yeah. And it's like, it's so sweet. And when it goes back, it's like teeny tiny. Oh, when I tell you. Smooth did it. So fluffy, so, so smooth and and it feels like a seal, like a, you know, I am absolutely I'm. Blown away. Did the woman have the pleasure of seeing you in downward dog when she had to laser your ass off? No. She got me to spread my ass sheets apart with my hands whilst I was lying face down on
the bed. But yeah, anyone who wants to get laser hair removal, if you've been thinking about it honestly, like I, I think it's such a game. Sessions does it. Well, I don't know, but my parents responded really, really well. Dependent on, yeah, puss dependent, but I have very like thick hair, so it's actually better. So like, contrary to what you think, the thicker your hair is, the better the results, the thicker and darker, right? I do think it's really really worth it though.
Like genuinely think it's really worth it. You don't realize how much actually just the inconvenience of having to shave and everything really is. Not even the inconvenience it's. A pain. Annoying and it's so intricate and like. Itchy and ingrowns. And like, yeah, and then you shave and then it's fucking itchy. And then you just. Especially if you're like on holiday, think of bikinis that you'll never have to worry
again, ever. It's just honestly, it's one of those things that I can't believe I haven't gotten done sooner. Did you get your? Armpits lasered. No, but I think I'm going to ask her to do that when I go next. I'd love to get my armpits done because again, that's another thing you kind of like. You go in the shower, shave it, then like 2 days later you kind of forget and. You're like, oh fuck me, my hair grows back really violently quickly as well so. It's mine. I'm also half Indian so.
Yeah, well, I'm something. OK, laser arsehole, I can take out now, OK. Good. OK, so next one on my list was you drinking Prosecco the other day because it was weird. But it's not. It is weird. Weird like I've done weirdo. No, but it's weird for me, weird for you because all you drink is a pint of salad, a pint of Prava, a bottle of Igneousha, or what is it? You get the common bottle again. Bottle of Australia. Australia, Galicia, whatever it's called. They don't have that anymore.
It's not just Australia which sucks. They need better bottle beers than that, they really do. We can tell them later and then sometimes if if you're feeling a bit. Jazzy a bit. Jazzy a bit. Fun because it's the weekend. You may go for like a spicy mug or some kind of. Or even like a tequila lime soda. Yeah, it was. The reason why I drunk it is because Addie came out with a glass of it for me. And what am I going to say? No.
No, I didn't say no. Like I'm aware if someone hands you a drink, but you'll usually type of someone hands it to you. You don't want to. You just pass it off to me. True, but you were then drinking and sipping it and looking at me and I was thinking, they're saying, right. I was feeling, I was just feeling it, you know, I, I don't like Prosecco. I like champagne. That sounds country, but. There is a difference. Champagne at that Sephora event and you were drunk.
I drunk like 3 glasses of champagne and I was fucked. Oh, it was so good so. How long have they so drunk? No, you see me spicy mug drunk back in January. Jesus, Crazy, crazy girl. Yeah. You've seen me do so many unhinged things. You've heard so many unhinged stories. Of mine not done right. Well this sucks. OK, my never. Already told her that she can't say like three of them that are on the list.
I'll expose you another day. And and if you like, imagine how bad they must be for me to have already let the other one go, you know Jesus Christ. OK, my next thing is weird stuff. Is your toes just your toe thing in? General, it's so true. It's really. What is wrong with? Me Freya like so not even the stance where you cross like it, I can get over like I can get over that. That's fine. Yeah. But your toes are. Always. Clenched in like a claw like manner.
Yeah, when I'm like you, your feet must be hurting with the the way you're like I'm trying to even clench my toes now and it. Hurts even like sat here right now when you're mentioning it my my my, my claws are clenched inside of my shoes. They are it's just and also they they they spread out as well. Sometimes like in like a bit of like a like, you know, there's. No other word for that. Like a reptiles? Yeah, feet. I'd say it's very reptilian. I don't know what condition that
is a part. Of anyone knows, please let us please write in. Yeah, it's weird to the point, like when we've been on holiday together, like I've seen you sunbathing on the beach and your claws are you toes are clawed into the sand. Either either clawed. Photo to come to have a full album. Yeah, either clawed into the sand or like out and stretched out. I'm. Just gonna hang on. I'm gonna.
Have and I usually quite like to get my little toe to really go so far that it that it's so far on its own. Yeah, but I don't understand how. You can make them stretch, I don't know. How to describe that? But do you guys ever know what I mean? When you move your toe so far outwards to the side that the sheer cramp of the foot keeps the toe there without having to. Oh my God, it's crazy. Levis, just show me a photo and all of my toes are downwards in
connection to the sand. Apart from my big toe, there's just pointing up to the sky. What is wrong with me? So many things. There's like. So. Many. I've never seen someone's feet do this. No ever nearby. Like, look at that big toe. Why do I do that? I know, and it's got really thin nimbly feet as well, which I think it will help. Yeah, it will come as no surprise to anyone that my sister dropped me on my head two weeks after I was born. And I think that that was Lauren.
I think that that was the catalyst. I think that's where it all began, to be honest. My mum believes it was when a cow mood in my face when I was 3. What's that got to do then? She said that when we were going on this trip to the farm, I was a very, very lovely, loving girl. Very happy, never sad, never crying, never playing up. Went to see this cow and the cow mood very loudly in my face shocked me. My mom laughed because obviously hello quite funny. And then I played up the entire
way home and. But what's that got to do your your toes? No, just saying in general overall issues. I don't think the cow moving in your face, surely. My mum would sooner blame it on the cow moving on my face than any other catastrophic event that is happening. Do you know what? Maybe in my next EMDR. Session Trauma. Yeah, maybe in my EMDR session I need to bring up the cow. Imagine, imagine. I just go into full on hysterics and like convulsion. Can you you need to ask your mum
about? That well, yeah. OK, well I can't really go into any more things on my list because. You see me crash out so many times and do ridiculous things. What else do you do? That's just so. The thing is, there's too much. I should have really see if we planned this properly. I could have asked people for help. I mean, people just, I, I think, I think I'm just not, I'm not normal, you know? I don't think I'll meet another person like you. That's just, that's just, yeah.
No, I don't think you will. Good, good. Great. That shouldn't be two of me. I think I'm interesting. Very intriguing. Very. Lovely, you changed it. Intriguing. Your mental health is intriguing. It's good for a study. Yeah, you need to be studied. Yeah, for. So many. I'm nice though. No, you're roughly. But I just have. I just do some crazy shit. But now I can't even think. What? But like crazy Weird, Not like crazy. Oh God. No, that's there. It's all ingest like it's funny.
It's all very, very funny, but. The thing is, even when I like was crashing out, even in the moment, like whilst I'm doing something ridiculous, I could feel in the back of my mind like laughing and be like this is this is funny like this is so stupid. Oh, yeah. There were so many times when, like, you were going through it and you just, like, would do something and I think I'd just look at you and be like, I'm going to laugh about this in a second, But not to her face. Yeah.
Because it was funny. But then on the flip side of your funny like weirdness, you also have many a hobby. Oh yeah. Many adventure. Oh my God, just have to say something very, very quickly. You know that Courtney Cyrus boy that I always watch on TikTok live and TikTok. I always watch him singing and when I'm cleaning windows voice he's on pot better right now and we're going to have to go after this to go and witness him play. I'm not joking. So my hobbies.
Yeah, and I mean, this obviously comes alongside your ADHD brain. So, you know, you're you're a painter, you're a bongo player, a Spanish guitarist, ADJ. A children's book writer. A children's author and illustrator. Oh my God, the list is endless. Alan Titchmarsh in the in the garden. But that's never to happen. But to be fair, I actually hang on. I have a whole this I'd say it's not a hobby. These are business ventures which I actually have labeled
this note. OK, someone won't say because I'm actually a good ideas and I don't want people to take them from you. Yeah, OK. Some are good. Listen up, you actually attempted this and you stopped TikTok satisfying account. So true the. Intent. Was there the intent? Was there TikTok satisfying account. I knew that I wasn't going to have to do anything front facing and I thought oh how about I just go and get a million followers on a TikTok account that is all about satisfying things.
So like the soap cutting and shit and then make some money. Did I did that for a full less than a day? I'd say about an hour. OK next one was to be a foodie TikTok account. So you were going to pretend to be eating all those bad food? Yeah, I was going to be pretending to eat loads people and loads of bad. Food. People do do that now. Exactly. You've not seen it Successful. Yeah. Well, you messed up. Yeah, chess. Just chess.
Just chess. I still want to learn how to play chess, so I think I have the patience. I actually would really like to, but to be fair, I think I'd find it hard because Jess and her friend Mitch tried to teach me how to play backgammon and like that just wasn't competing. No. But it's actually really fucking easy. I felt. Really. Embarrassed whenever somebody tries to tell me in like any kind of instructions to a game, my brain just goes blank. OK, DJs on there that we've
already covered. I don't really know what this means, but ChatGPT. I don't know who knows who knows who knows whatever the fuck. Debating being Elephant Man question mark. What the fuck? Was this one, you know what somebody already you said this before and I didn't get it then either. Well. Well, it's there. Yeah. Dog delivery service I still think this is a good. Idea. I still think it's a very good idea. Maybe we should don't give them the details of it.
Yeah, it's a very good idea. Building hotels because Freya can use numbers with anything to do with money. OK, what the fuck? I think you're basically saying how good you are with numbers and money so you could build hotels. No, I think the line of numbers and money went there. I think somebody said something about numbers and I said I'm only good with numbers when it comes to money. But we were talking about building. You were talking about how you
could build hotels. That was the high, remember? Absolutely no way. Well say this to 2024 years. I could build a hotel. I can't even build a lounge, so no allotment. Yeah, I still think that's a great idea. If I, why are there? Allotments. Annoying, that's the problem. But if there was an allotment nearby it probably would be
quite fun. Although I am looking at the multi purpose compost that's outside of my balcony there, the limp bag of compost that I still haven't used to plant my seeds. So maybe I wouldn't. But I think it would be quite a nice thing to be able to. It would feel very much like not London, you know, I think it'd be so nice to walk over to an allotment and. But there probably. Is so your seeds? No, there are. There are, but like potatoes and lettuces and stuff.
Well, we can look in produce. Is expensive. I spend so much money on food. I spend all my money on food. I could have rugs and mirrors by now if I wasn't spending so much fucking money on you've. Literally. Got seeds of like tomatoes, Peppers, powder and Peppers. You literally have a through. Yeah right. 6 troughs out there. Yeah, well, I want to dress as hell but she's fucked off to Australia so she can go get done. Give it. She's back in two weeks.
Do it then, OK? Asking if you're too old to join the army. I think I was saying I really don't want to ever get drafted. Am I too old? And I hope I am. Am I too old? I don't think I am. What's the Asian event? I don't know. I just don't think, I just don't think it would be for me, the army. No, you'd be annoying. I'd be good. I'd be stop dropping rolly. You see the way I can barge.
My reflexes are very good. Yeah, but if you were in the mud and like you got your face fell in the mud, you just freak. Out. Oh no no, I'm so fine with the mud part, I'm just not fine with the rest of the roughing it. You wouldn't like dirt going in your mouth, on your lip. Oh yeah, it would go in my lip every time. That something disgusting. It always lands on Fry's lip. Yeah. Like when we went to Ibiza, we went to an alpaca farm and the alpaca spat and it hit her lip.
Something else hit your lip the other day and I can't remember what it was. Well, it's just whenever I'm doing anything like say I'm like washing up something that I'm like that's disgusting, it will always splash back and hit my lip or like someone is talking to me and they spit. It'll always hit either my eye or my lip. And I'm like, why can it not go literally anywhere other than my God damn fucking lip? Psychology degree. Yeah, I actually. You applied to uni.
Yeah, I applied to uni. It took me two hours. Homeless cleaning van. Good idea. I think so. I think the homeless cleaning van is a great idea and then it's a charity. It wouldn't be. That wouldn't be a business venture Castle. Cleaning. Yep, castle cleaning is all about having more high end cleaning services that you know are going to be like prestigious. So the type you would basically like head hunt the people that clean for these like very fancy
hotels, etcetera. And they would go into the, obviously it'd be for the elite that like to just spend loads of money on anything. And they like to brag to their friends that they have the poshest cleaners. And yeah, everything would be like steam cleaned. Everyone would have their own bespoke scent for their house. I think it's a great idea, honestly. OK, I still think that's a good idea. OK. I'm not going to say the next two. Are those good ones?
Yeah. And the things that we want to do. Greek olive oil house. Yes, so I still want this which you can buy plots of olive like olive land with olive trees in Greece for not a lot of money and then make. Your own olive oil. Produce my own olive oil. That is literally my dream come true. Franchising 711 to the UK. Yeah, amazing idea. Yeah, I'm. I'm I'm for this how? Do we do it well?
We would basically just have to get like investment funding and we would have to come up with like business case studies as to how successful it would be and then see if they've got a franchise model as part of 711 and see what their international. Laws. There's those fake fucking 711 stores around here that keep cropping up. Yeah, I want the real deal. I want I want the social machine.
And we could like we could basically have like a partnership with like garages, etcetera, because that's usually where they are. I feel like stores as well though. Or both. I like the Korean 7 elevens. I like the Thailand ones. Fun. Yeah, very fun. Yeah, that's see. Some of those are great ideas. No, they are. It's just funny when they're all written down. But The thing is, is that there is like one a day, so I know that I am quite.
Insufferable, but, well, we're not even going to get into your ailment. List. No, we're not talking about the ailment. List No, it's all good. I think I've been rinsed enough today. The overview of the ailment list is. I have a list on my phone in my notes app of a time in which Freya had some form of illness or problem every day and there'll be like a few a day as well. But like, very funny. That is OCD and somatic anxiety well which I am working on.
Fix the The ailment list hasn't been updated since last. Year So you know I'm really working on fixing that because I know that sometimes my anxiety symptoms come out very physically within my body. I think because my brain finds it so overwhelming to cope with it that it will quite literally give me a physical pain to focus on, which is annoying and something that I don't want to have to deal with. But the OCD in me means that I have to make it everyone's
problem. So I have to tell you about. Oh, it's fine. It's all in so with love, So with love it's all taken with love it's. All taken with love and a bit of an asshole in your face. I am a delight to be around. Yeah, the asshole on the face is funny. So can you guys let me know if you still fancy me? But also, we've all got an asshole, so I don't. Yeah, yeah, you. Don't have one? Yeah, I remember. You don't have. One everyone's got 1 apart from Liv so I do have an asshole to panic.
Like I'm going to imagine people think. One last thing, I'm like sat at the table where me and my very good friend Lauren Ackliner wrote a little song a couple of weeks ago which I really actually want to get produced and bring out. And you guys might be able to listen to some of my stuff soon, who knows? Then people can really go to your concert and not go to a karaoke. Really. Go to my concert. Yeah, Sabrina. Carpenter, watch out, Frank is coming.
Lesbian Sabrina Carpenter. Especially because I was wearing a skirt yesterday. Yeah, I'm coming for a fucking brand. You tell her. Yeah, boy. Sabrina, listen up, bitch. I'm coming for you. I am. OK, great. OK, let's so where we going? Where we going now, we're going. We're going to go to Portobello Road to go and stalk Courtney Cyrus who is the boy who plays the ukulele on TikTok, which I always see him on TikTok live
and I stalk his account. We're going to go and see him play live and then we. Want a cupcake? I want a cupcake from Hummingbird Bakery. The vegan red velvet cake and then we're going to go and see some friends at the pub And then it is our friend Eris's birthday and that is more karaoke tonight. So lesbians, we love you and I will speak to you or Scarlett will speak to you next week. I will all speak to you or we'll. All speak to you, including my asshole. Exactly. Love you all, bye.