Hello and welcome to episode 4 of the Lesbian Supper Club. What a week we've had. It has been absolutely mental. I have no idea actually what has happened, but clearly the world needs more lesbians. But I've been telling people that I've been saying you need more lesbians and here we are. We've delivered. So we wanted to say again, we said it in the last episode, but we are truly thankful to all of the people that have supported us on this journey so far.
It has been amazing. And to do something that we love so much has been incredible. Yeah. And we have so much passion for it, so much drive, if any. Like I feel a little bit gayer by doing this and that's never a bad thing. Oh, it's a bad thing for me because I didn't need any more ammunition. Now I've got it so I'm borderline like it's danger zone, so I'm keeping myself in check. Nobody should have actually given you a microphone.
Well, they clearly should have, because we're not in the comedy charts because of you, bitch. It's because of me, I know. And this is what I mean. It's the ego. The head is getting large. Not the ego, it's just the truth. For us to have that solid entertainment throughout the week is, is is incredible and actually makes you feel a little bit better about the kind of situations I've had in my life because now I'm like, OK, lesbians really are doing something.
They're doing bits. Oh, you think you've done bad? Like the inbox, someone's telling us we've done worse. Yeah. So that's helping. I mean, you're saying all of this about how we've made it into the charts. We're still in the charts and climbing. It's been an insane, insane week. Yeah, all I've really given a shit about is the fact that I can't fucking walk at the moment because I've slipped a disc in my back. So whilst this is, you know, I'm happy, I am happy.
I'm smiling at the moment through gritty teeth because I'm in so much pain. So I'm probably going to be even more of a cock on this episode than what I usually am. Just, you know, PSA to that. It's bare with a thorn syndrome. Like you've really. Oh yeah, everything's been magnified by like 100% now that you've got your slip disc bit of scoliosis. Only hot girls get scoliosis, by the way. It's a tall girl problem, generally. Yeah, it's a hot girl problem. We are scarlet. And Freya.
And The thing is, is that people always think that you're actually Freya. I've had loads of comments. So, so highly offensive. Lovely. They go, they they see the videos and they're like, oh, funny that I thought your name was Freya and I was Scarlet. So yeah, so Freya's the blonde one with short hair. Scarlett is the brunette with long hair. We are a lesbian couple who have been together for the last
nearly five years. Which is 500 years in lesbian years by the way, just to let you guys know if you didn't already. Yeah, and we've mentioned this before. We basically got so bored in our relationship, we were like, how can we spice things up? Instead of breaking up, let's start a podcast. That's a lie. I'm joking. This was, this was option B. Yeah. Either we're either we're breaking up, the house is gone, the dog's gone. That was no, because I feel like
this we give each other. I love you so yeah, I love you too. I love you a lot. And oh, I know she absolutely hates it. But The thing is that we wouldn't, we wouldn't be able to do this with one another if we didn't have a hell of a lot of respect and love for one another. So. And a lot of a lot of patience, a lot of fucking patience on your behalf. I don't need patience really. Oh no, I mean. Oh yeah, yeah, no, that was a compliment.
I'm not used to that. I thought you were going straight in for like, but we kind of wanted to talk about just like start this off because this past like couple of weeks there's been some bad LGBTQ plus news and there's been some good LGBTQ plus news. First of all, the cancellation of our Generation Q, This is just another one of many shows.
We're talking A League of Their Own, where they're giving us a pity for episode season next because they don't want lesbians to start rioting and burning down houses, which we probably still will. We've got the Wilds, which did incredibly well on our side, cancelled. That's yeah, because they bought in a load of men and they made it shit. But before it was like all women and lesbians and it did incredibly well.
And so now for L Word Generation Q. Obviously there's more than that, but now for L Word Generation Q to be finished when it is, you know we're talking about a hell of a load of diversity in that lesbian culture, lesbian life that had a big following and now is being scrapped. However, apparently Eileen is. Eileen Shaiken, who did the original L Word, is looking to relaunch another L Word with the original characters, which is
good news. Which is amazing, but it still doesn't detract from the fact like what the fuck is happening in the media? Why we it really does feel like we're going backwards at the moment. It truly, truly does. It feels like we are less progressive actually now than we were 10 years ago. Because as much as more things are coming out like us, for example, this podcast is coming out it it's getting pulled and it's getting shit on and it's getting cancelled.
Like, you know, again, what's happening in America with people trying to hide their children from drag shows? Oh my, grow the fuck up. Like hide. Them from the fucking church. Yeah. Literally, you know what I mean. Oh my God, I've I've actually got an amazing church. Sorry from my local church had you. Was it a pedo? Yeah, knew it. Yeah, yeah, but like no, no, oh, don't. Why am I like bad? OK, I'm I'm smiling not because I find it atomic smile.
Sorry, no, it's out of smugness. Yeah, because I'm like you fuckers make out as if the LGBTQ plus community that's. What I mean is. Dangerous. And it's you fucking lot. You're looking in the mirror. You're trying to use us to hide your own fucking perverted ways, you bastards, you little. Dirty buggers. You fucking dirty old bastards. That's what my nut, sorry to detract. I really shouldn't be, but this it just like all of this is slightly a generational problem
as well, right? And like my Nan, love her to pieces and she, you know, she's very, very inclusive. She's the type of person that anyone could knock on her door. She'd have them in tea, coffee and biscuits. But also sometimes the shit that comes out of her mouth because of they've just kind of been conditioned for so long they don't even realise. When we found out one of our local vicars was a paedophile, there were twins, right? One was good, one was bad. So it was like good, bad, good
twin, evil twin. She went, oh, isn't it a shame? Now he's got to go prison. Now, of course, he's gotta go to fucking prison, Nan, He's been fucking. Why did she say? That always, always old. It doesn't matter. Fucking brilliant. Let him rock and we. All. Were just like Oh yeah but he's old now. Nan, babe, Hun, he's still a pedo. So yeah, I don't know what's going on in the media right now with. Yeah, I know for a fact that if I had children, I would much rather take them to rule
RuPaul's Drag Race then take them to Sunday school. 100% they learn more. Yeah, they learn how to slap drop any quiz show, any drag show. There's this guy that I follow that is incredible and I can't actually remember his name, but he's on TikTok and he basically will print screen all of the comments from these horrendous men and then we'll like name and shame them. Yeah. And it's like, dude, what?
What is going on? And then so all of this is going on, yet they will focus on anti trans rights, anti drag Queens. And I'm like, you are pointing in the complete wrong direction. You have no idea. Well, you do know the threat, but you're focusing on the threat that there actually is. How about America sorts out their fucking gun laws before they do anything else, You know, just sort out your gun laws and then and then but you again, like these comments that you're
referencing. I will know for an absolute fact, and I will put this down on this podcast. Not a single one of those comments will be from a drag queen or drag queen fact. No, I don't even need to look at them to know that that will be the case. Yeah. So yeah, this is bullshit, but we're coming back. Absolute fucking bullshit, but that's why we love doing what we do. We ain't being cancelled, believe me.
I'll do anything. There's no fucker that can cancel us actually, because we're just doing this off our own back with all of our legendary friends. You can't take this from us. And you're never loud. And take you're never taking this from us. Believe me, Believe me, we. Came across a video by this trans woman called Lily who is incredible by the way, and we've recently discovered her. And we're going to tag her in in the, you know, in the bio of of this podcast.
And also we will be shouting her out on the lesbian Supper club pod because Lily also has a podcast podcast which hands up, I haven't listened to yet because this literally came to light this morning. We hadn't planned to mention this on this podcast, but we'll be paying to light. And we found it so poignant that we were like, we have to talk about this and we have to shed light on this because it's
absolutely fucking horrific. And I want to say that I'm shocked and appalled, and I'm definitely appalled, but I'm not shocked. And this is the sad thing about this story. So basically this came up on my Instagram this morning and it was a video that Lily had posted herself and she was sat in a restaurant in America innocently eating a meal with her dog. The very fucking cute dog by
the. Way very cute dog and I think again, I really don't know too much about this person because we've not had the chance to really look into what Lily does etcetera but I think she you know, works in kind of social media influencing doing the podcast, etcetera. So I assume was naturally just recording herself as part of her content and out of nowhere some woman, I'm assuming this person's a woman, she probably she's got to identify as a woman
because if you identify well. She's not going to be. She's not going to be the way that she is. She is a woman. Yeah. And she came, she came up to Lily and just out of nowhere wanted to spread hate. Hate crime. Hate crime whilst Lily is just sat there eating her meal like anyone else would like to do and this woman takes it upon herself to literally just yell across the restaurant. Well, she started off by basically saying she was a. Turf, yeah. Turf, yeah.
Which is a trans exclusionary radical feminist. And I, before coming on here to talk about this today, wanted to make sure that I, you know, was 100% informed of this before I came on here. And basically all that needs to be as a description under Wikipedia for a turf is I am a cunt. Like that's all you need to say, You know, there's, there's paragraphs. It's really fucking stupid. I am a bigoted little cunt. Done. Finished. So we need to know. Yeah, there.
There really is nothing else. You know what? Makes me laugh so much though, is that not laugh, but like laugh at a fury is that this woman comes in and she's like, well, you can be who you want to be and I'm a turf, but it's like, but it's like, yeah, well, we you you don't have to fucking shout that you're a twat, that you're a bigot. I don't understand why you're you're putting the same box as a trans person because they're like, well, I identify as a twat. They don't even say twat.
Do they say twat? Yeah. Anyway, she was. That really enraged me though because I was sat there watching this and you think how fucking demoralising and how embarrassing for that woman as well though Gives you her. You're embarrassing. And you know, I've been thinking about this all morning and I've been thinking about why people hate crime people and why people are hateful towards people. And I think it's two things.
It's a you are just born a fucking piece of shit, and I don't care what good you've done for society. If you are speaking I'll of people like you know, like that of any kind of what you would class as different from yourself. You are a piece of shit. And I also think it comes down to you're just thick as actual. Fuck. Because the annoying thing about bigots, right? And homophobes and transphobes and racists is I have tried multiple times.
I mean, I've nearly given myself about four fucking heart attacks. I've had a brain haemorrhage and I swear it's because of bigots because I've wound myself up so fucking much. A blood vessel in my brain just gone. Yeah, bye. Is that you can't argue with thick. And this is what is so annoying, right? I have actually had interesting conversations with people before who have been transphobic or racist or, you know, homophobic, and I've been able to sit down with them.
And I shouldn't have to do this. No one should have to do this. It's really. Not by the way, just PSA. We shouldn't have to fucking educate. No, we shouldn't. No. But sometimes I take the take the time to do it because I get so enraged. I cannot help myself, I cannot stop myself. And I have very, very rarely had people turn around and go, I'll hold my hands up. Do you know what? I was wrong. I shouldn't have to have fucking educated you. But it's, you know, I've changed someone.
But 99.9% of the time you can't even have a conversation with these people because they're just so fucking stupid. Bottom of the barrel fucking scraping it right down there, do you know? What put them all on a boat? Put them in an island. With a work with an engine that doesn't work and fucking get in a speedboat and drive off. Women in an island with no food or water because none of them will be smart enough to be able to figure out how to eat or drink. True, and then they'll just
fucking die. 5 Live the fittest at the end of the day. But yeah, I mean, that is horrendous. And we definitely want to speak more about this when when we can have our trans friends on board as well. Like you said, we want to be able to have that voice from them because it's not a lived experience for us. But just coming from the lesbians, we, you know, we obviously love you, support trans people and trans rights on the lighter side of RGBTQ plus news.
So on the other end, we've got Anne Hathaway and Mckayla Cole have just been announced to be in a lesbian. I think it's like a drama or like a film that they're coming out with. I am so excited. So am I, but if it's another queer bait I'm going to be pissed. The. Right. No, I don't think it is because because they have an outset that you know, it is going to be kind of like centralised around that and they are both massive LGBTQ plus advocates and feminists, which is.
Very important. Really, really well. First of all, I can't wait to see it because they're both hot. Secondly, I and this is contrary to what some people might think, so I kind of want to put this out there. I think it's good and I think it's a positive for straight or at least straight ish celebrities, actors, etcetera to
be playing queer roles. The reason behind this is because I think that it gives so much more exposure to so many other people out there that aren't exclusively in that community that would watch it. Right. So your bigoted uncle fucking aunt is going to actually stumble across this because they love Anne Hathaway and they might want to watch it and it's encouraging to see some of that. They already like portraying this character. And it does. And I don't want to say brave.
It's not, it's not brave. It's not brave, but back in the day they wouldn't have had a straight person playing a gay role because they'd be like, oh, this might ruin my career because I'm playing a queer character and there's so many homophobes. And I think what else is also really good about this is that like it is, it's subliminally educating people, right? Because it's like you say, you mentioned these two amazing A list actresses.
They will have a lot of followers and a lot of fans who are bigoted twats and they are so stupid that they'll be like, well, if my idol does it, I'll like it, do you know what I mean? And be like. I'm going to scissor tomorrow. I'm going to give it a good go. I've never been gay, but I'm now because Anne is.
Good old Anne Hathaway. No, but this is the thing like I think that is the good side and this is what I feel like can really like you said educate in in not a so explicit way because they will fall upon it a little bit more because it is going to have more of a profile behind it as well. Obviously the whole point is that we should have a lot more a list celebrities which do identify as gay, pansexual, bisexual, are transgender, are non binary.
The point is, we should already be at a point that. We have those balls that can just play that. Role because they are queer and they're playing queer roles. Sadly, we are not at that point. We will get there one day, but. Also, you know, if straight people can play queer roles, queer people can play straight. It shouldn't be exclusive on either way, on I'm sorry on either side, But we do have a pitiful small amount of the queer community.
Yeah, we do in high paid roles throughout any single industry. Can I just say, though, they're not out? No, there are a lot of them out there that are a list who are queer or identify somewhere on that. But that's. Problematic in itself, right? So this episode we actually really wanted to delve into heartbreak. Because specifically lesbian there is nothing I don't care about other heart. No no no. My straight friends break up with their boyfriends and I'm like oh God that's so sad and
I'm literally like fucking. Yes, there is nothing sad or more desperate and demoralising than lesbian heartbreak. I mean I trauma, I can speak on a first hand experience the horrendous experience that I have actually had through breakups. And particularly, I mean, all lesbian heartbreak is bad, but your first lesbian heartbreak, if you're bouncing back from that shit, you're fucking bouncing back from anything in this life. You're. Going to survive in apocalypse.
I truly, truly believe that if you are recovering from a lesbian breakup, you you, you are Jesus. I actually almost put myself into rehab. Not even, but not even for alcohol. Like literally just to be on a fucking ward. Just to be like, yeah, straight jacket me because. Yeah, literally. No, I actually. Do yeah, I was so. Upset that they were like, do you want to stay here? When I saw my psychiatrist and I was like maybe I might have to. Yeah, I mean.
We, I mean, I got over it like it was actually like 10:00 PM that night. I was like. We talk kind, we talk kindly on this podcast, but I think we've mentioned potentially before, and we will go into this in the future as well, about kind of the phases of lesbian relationships and why we think so many of them don't reach year 2. And there was a point of during mine and Fraser's relationship where we just weren't getting on. And, you know.
We 14 month mark. Yeah, fourteen, 14th to 16th month mark and we were both having these thoughts separately, but too scared to kind of talk about them to each other. But it was playing on my mind where I was like, I know that Freya will be so feral if I walk away. Yeah, it would have been. It is keeping me here a bit like. I would. I'm like the fucking Tasmanian devil can't try and break up with me and I start spinning around. And guys, by the way, I'm not, I
want, I don't want to do you. I don't want to do you dirty here. Not in a toxic way, but in a kick a puppy kind of way, You know what I mean? Like. What does she? Can mean because you don't, because you're so lovable that it would be like, I'd be like Freya. No, And you. But I'm not taking that for an answer. Yeah. And you just keep coming back. And then I'd have to get more and more fierce. I'm taking the dog and you do brilliant we. Call it like Dicky, basically.
So it's a Somerset euthanism. Like when someone's being stupid for no reason, We'll be out. You're having a dicky on just to educate people on Somerset. I do have a right? Dicky and I say to Freya the time I'd be like, you would be so Dicky because she'd be like, I know it. Yeah, but you know what makes it worse is that? Like I just die of starvation. You would die of starvation, but before that, like you, you act very like sullen, like there's
no emotion that goes on there. OK, so that for someone like me is so much worse because then I'm like, why the fuck aren't you crying? I'm literally like shitting myself in the corner out of pure desperation and sadness, and you're just sat there like, yeah, on your phone. And that my childhood experiences have made me shut off in high. Stress situation, I totally get it. But when you're in the situation on the other side, you're like, I'm gonna literally smash my
head against. The wall, OK, but we're not, we're not talking about, we're not talking about the breaker. But leading on from like why? I'm actually like this I believe is because of past experiences from those heart breaks. So it's almost like a muscle memory of like, I remember how bad it was and specific things that really like triggered me into, into acting the way that I did with you, if that makes
sense. So like if I'd see like an inch of a similar personality trait within like a kind of like argument situation linked to a previous breakup. I then suddenly I'm like, you don't love me. You want to leave me. You're getting in your car right now. That means that you're never coming back. Which is why I think. Whereas you're like, I'm just getting myself some space.
Yes, which is fine. Yeah. And and This is why I think that we struggled a lot more at the start and now our communication is so good. This this. That doesn't happen. It doesn't. Happen anymore because we have both had to unlearn the behaviours and those knee jerk reactions from our previous relationships. For whatever reason. I wouldn't be able to say shit about you, which is really amazing because I do love you so much and it but I'm trying to think.
I know you've probably got some stuff you can say about me. Oh, you do. Oh, you do. Oh baby, you do. Do I? Do you not know how bad my memory is? Oh, that is that works in my favourite. It does work very well in your My memory is so bad that I watched Jenny's wedding the other day just to trigger my memory of my own coming out story because I actually forgot how bad it was and then I'm sat there watching Jenny's wedding. She was crying in bed. Film, literally crying,
blubbing. Yeah, you need therapy, but we can't afford it right now. Yeah, we do need that. This is my therapy. So, Freya, we're digressing massively. Please tell me about your first lesbian well. Well, one of them was a bad one. Lesbian heartbreak and the one that pained you. I think the one that pained me the most.
So I'm not going to like mention like the situation really, but I think for me, the worst thing is when you feel completely helpless and you cannot have a voice in the situation. So when you are in this situation, I was really deeply, painfully in love with this woman girl at the time, I'd say. And I so desperately wanted to kind of get my point across, but what happens is, and I feel like this happens in lesbian relationships specifically. Maybe not.
Maybe it could actually be actually, no, I think this is general. There was usually one person that is in the power in this situation, right? I was not the person in this power in this situation. So I was in a really, really bad way. And it made me really desperate. I think that for me because I thought I planned out so many things with this person and I had a life with them and my whole life actually. And again, this happens in like very extreme lesbian
relationships. This doesn't, I don't think this is the same in our situation, but like in my situation, it was like my whole life revolved around her. So all of my friends ohh, no, this or something, or you know, I, I, I, I just, I centralised her in my life, right? So when? No, can I? Sorry, I just really wanna cut you there because actually I was going to say this myself. Is that one of the reasons why I think lesbian breakups are harder is because we do often
merge. We become best friends and all of our friends became become the same best friends. And I think in heterosexual relationships you usually maintain different friendship groups, right? So that's one thing they're. Like I'm going out with the. Girls yeah, so that makes it even harder.
But the one thing I'll say in your situation here, because obviously I know about this because we're together, I'm not going to pretend that I don't, is not only were your friendships may be the same, you cut off a lot of your life. You were so focused on this person. This isn't actually this persons fault because you should have stood up and said no. I'm prioritising. Myself, I'm still I'm not blaming you've. Cut off lots of different avenues for yourself outside of
this person. Sorry, I just wanted to make that clear. No, no, that's very, that's very clear and clear. Like I, I honestly when I say that like I can't remember the whole thing because it went on for months, right? Of like there was a lot of blocking, unblocking on her behalf, which if you're doing this to someone right now. You fucking stop and grow up. It's so fucking immature. Like it was so horrific because it came out of nowhere as well. It wasn't like.
Although I say that there's been times being very valid arguments, I've turned off my fine friends. Oh. So I'm jokes on you bitch, because I've got your iCloud password. I'm of, yeah. So I can log right in and see her location. There was no rhyme or reason to the blocking part, right? So initially the blocking was like, I'm cutting you out, that's it, you're blocked. OK, totally get that. Then you unblock me, you say a load of stuff, you say oh I still love you, I still miss you
and then block out nowhere. And then I will be waiting for by my phone for like 2 weeks. Suddenly there's a call, you've unblocked me again. And because and this went on so many times, I can't even count how many.
Times it's a massive head fuck. The biggest head fuck I've ever been through in my life and I was so desperate because I loved this person so much that I was like this might be wrong but I love you so much and now this like adrenaline high that I'm going every time you call me it's like a reward It's like oh here's some dopamine it's. The emotional high and low isn't. It that's what's in the high and back the. Highs are so good. Because the lows are so low. Yeah.
And so then I was like, Oh my fucking God. She's called. I will literally get in my car right now and I'll drive and I'll do anything and I'll shove my finger up my ass and I'll do, you know what I mean? And it's like I, I actually, I'm, I'm that type of person that would get so fucking like Dicky, like you say, I'll shove a remote up my ass because I don't know what else to do. Like I just get so wound up and like in this situation and it and it it does take time because.
You think it's? Got to reaching your brain. In it because Freya's not exaggerating when she says this. Like has anyone ever watched those vines where like the kids would be up and just go fucking stupid? This is Freya so like once I was at her house and she was having an argument with her mum. This is so good. Can we just say that I'd had some lorazepam the day before and. My mum had given it. Because I had a really bad panic attack on that day.
So then the next day I was like a calm down on the Azipam which made me. Crazy. Yeah. And the Valium Freya usually takes as diazepam and lorazepam is different, strong. So she's arguing with her mum and she gets so angry. She's like, right, we're going out to what? The dog? She didn't say like this. I'm saying a lot more calmly. I was like, I'm like, OK, cool, let's get the dog and go out. And we walk outside at Freya's house and there's like a green, like just like a garden green.
And there's a tree, right? And right here is so angry. She, you know, the kid that's like. It does all that. She put the basketball. A stick, like a massive plan, can win and starts whacking this tree. Is that a bit pure rage? It's just acting so fucking I've never seen anything. Like I've actually never seen Scarlet last I was actually she's getting. So ridiculous.
It was fine. She's like and like literally just fucking throw it. And by the way, like there's a row of houses, so all of the neighbours. She was 26 at the time. I was watching her own 96, her own adult battering a tree with a piece of wood like an actual fucking child. The woman. Walked past and she was like, you look like you needed that.
I fucking did alright. And then, but then I also, I'm one of those people that will like have a rage like that and then suddenly I'm like, OK, I'm fine now. Yeah, and she'll come off the ledge so quickly. That's why sometimes like we're arguing, she'll be on when I'll be like, I'll see you in 5 minutes for her and just see you in 5 babe and then. She'll come in. She'll usually then come in with food and be like, I'm sorry. And then we just move on, sorry, go back.
I had to tell that. It's quite funny, this whole. Fucking tree. Sticking tree baby. But yeah, no, I but yeah. So can I just say actually I didn't act so erratically like when we'd like meet up, it would just be me sobbing like a little baby. I was also coming off no sertraline and if anyone's ever been on sertraline, you'll know that you feel really numb when you're on this drug, on this antidepressant. So you'll feel really, really numb.
You'll only ever, I could only ever process anger, which was actually one of the reasons why we kind of like split up because I had no emotions, like no sadness, no nothing. It was awful and it felt terrible because it's like nobody likes to feel anger. It's horrible feeling and like nobody likes to not be able to cry or have any kind of emotion.
So I took it upon myself to take myself off it in the aid of the relationship and then coming off it whilst going through that breakup, I've never cried so much like when I say just ugly tears. You know when you're like driving and you're like, what if I just. Actually truly feel so sorry for your mum and all your family at.
This .0 is in like I would wake up, I'd go downstairs, I'd have a like a shitty roll up cigarette, a black coffee and just be sat there crying like it's in streams at like 6:00 AM because I had a shitty cafe job at the same time as well. I get to that cafe job and I'd be working at the dishwasher and just be sobbing at like any given moment. It was, it was ridiculous. But I think if you've ever experienced heartbreak like that, my God I feel you.
And if you're going through it right now, please actually DM me because I will offer free. But going back to the specifics on dish with lesbians as well, and we've been talking about this a lot recently, right? Heterosexual relationships, we meant, we said last week, they're not easier. They're not harder. They are easier for the reason that they already have a script, right? So heterosexual relationships, you see it in the media, you see
it in books, it's everywhere. So you already have a almost guide might not be a good one, but you have some kind of guide of how to deal with things in your life like breakups, like first dates, etcetera, etcetera, which we don't have, which is why I think our behaviour is so fucking rogue sometimes because we don't have that core like thing that's just been taught literally from the middle. But I also. Actually think that it's really good because we can rewrite, but
there's. Scenarios where there are like this one you've. Got no guide? So you, for example, when you talk about you had nothing beyond this person, you didn't at this point. Like when we met, I remember thinking this person is amazing and she has so much potential and she's so talented in multiple ways, but she has based herself on pleasing other people so much that you have nothing to fall back on.
Which is why I even though I loved you so much and I wanted to be with you, I was like if me and this person don't even work out, I want to create this person a foundation that even if. We fucking charity. Or what? You were my charity. And you've done your bit for society. Do you know what all you Jesus lovers say? I'm not going to fucking heaven because I'm gay. I'm going to heaven because the work I've done for this bitch.
You took me from. And the amount of money I've and the amount of money I've donated to dog charities, Trust me, I'm going to heaven. If she's there, I'm fucking going. I've I've got a golden ticket. I actually do because you can. Do no right now. I've done a lot of charity work. You're not the only one. You had no guide and it was just not OK for you. I think honestly, sometimes when you're in heartbreak, you can't see a light at the end of the tunnel.
Like, as cliche as that sounds, you can't see a world that you will live and experience in without feeling that amount of pain. But. And because lesbians make so much. But can I just say one thing if somebody, and this especially goes for lesbian relationships as well if she doesn't want to fucking be with you. Right fucking go.
Let her go because actually it's like, why on I look back at it and I why the fuck did I waste my time on someone who didn't even want to be in the same fucking room as me? That is actually embarrassing on me. It's not. Embarrassing. But no. No, but it's but it's take control. Take control. It's like they don't want to be with you. That's their problem. That's their loss. Oh my. Oh my God. Like why was I worrying? These again, but these experiences are just all a learning curve.
They are, and it's growing. You have it's growing pains that you will go for it. Everyone will make the mistake. Just make it once. Fine, make it again. You're a fucking idiot. And I'd love to hear because you you've got something. And I say this because heartbreak, my heartbreak story is like one person, but multiple heart breaks within that because we broke up so many times and the relationship was very up and down and tumultuous.
This person had a, you know, the person I was in a relationship had a massive hold on me. And I only see it now because I'm older and it was my first gay relationship. And I just, I was just young and, you know, in love with this person and wasn't thinking about what was right or wrong, was just letting this person dictate my whole life. So we went through, we got together and then randomly four months later she was like I don't want to be of you anymore
whilst I was at my cleaning job. Thank you, babe. And I was just crying in a in a Tesco's car park did it? Just come out of nowhere was that. Pretty much, yeah. Just like I don't think that we're right for each other, even though everything was fine. And then I was crying into a prawn sandwich in a Tesco's car. Park Prawn sandwich is the most rookie fucking sandwich that you fuck the fuck off. I love prawn. Sandwiches from Tesco, especially the healthy living
ones. I have had one before though that was and we won't talk about that but generally I do love a prawn sandwich from Tesco. You imagine crying over a prawn sandwich, that is. Not over it into it. And my tears were adding extra salt that the housing living option was not fucking giving me. OK, I remember that vividly. Then I was begging her to take me back. So again, similar thing. I was like, well, I've got AT shirt of yours so I have to come and see you. Not a soccer T-shirt.
So took up the T-shirt, begged for a bat, got back together. This was I say this was the time of Snapchat, but I know all the Gen Z's are using Snapchat again now. So like this? Is when it fucking launched and people were using it yeah, the dog emoji or whatever the. Hell, so dog Philtre we got back together, we were driving in the car together and I was I saw a notification come up and I was like, don't recognise that name, knew all this person's friends
straight away. This person, for someone who lied so chronically, was the one of the worst lies I've ever met in my whole life. She gave away in a second. So I was like right, well we're on the M5 so if you don't tell me who the fuck this is right now I will pull over on the hard shoulder. It was dark and it was raining. You can get out my car. I'm so sure enough she fessed up. She had gone to London over weekend, which I wasn't aware of because she was living in Bath
at the time. Gone to a club, met a girl, made out with the girl and instead of coming clean then just dumped me. So that was break up number one that we got through. Classic. Well, we didn't get through. I just took her back. And then there was like multiple other times that similar things have. Happened. You know what? No, no. Do you know what makes that worse? So it is not so much the fact. Yeah, it's about shoot, right?
But she was obviously planning on doing that because she didn't even tell you that she was going to London. No, I had no idea. Yeah, it was worse. Again, it's not like I was like, Oh yeah, I'm going out tonight. Do you know whoops I made out with someone like I from the get go was like, you're not gonna know. I was always. It was it was the the plan was there. She's been speaking to Do you know what? Was what, 100% I But I saw that girl about six years later, a monkey.
She didn't know who I was, but I knew she was. And I thought, do I shove this coat? Hang her up your ass. And then I decided. Against it if I do anything. Wrong. She didn't. It's never actually the other girls, No. It's your axe. You know what was worse about that situation though is I I'd given her the money to go to London. She was like I have no money because she was at uni and I was working because I didn't go to university. I actually just didn't have the privilege to go.
Which is hilarious because she was in union with more privilege and didn't have the money and I gave it to her whilst I was working a cleaning job lol. And so I gave her the money to go and finger another girl. Love it. She didn't even. But I can't even fucking be there to join in. She didn't even give me the opportunity, which is a hate crime, so. Do you know how much she would have literally have shaved off all your hair at the time of a threesome if that situation ever
came? Like, not everyone is built for a threesome. Let's just put that out there that. Would. Oh no, I did have a foursome of that. Remember I did, yeah. But she started crying midway through and went to the bathroom. That was weird. That ain't. Sexy at all? That would be the way to. About an open relationship, Polly kind of. That was breakup #1 gave her cash to go and finger another girl in London. Breakup.
Do you know? There's so many I can't even remember but I will skip because you know, we've taken so much fucking time already. Yeah, the main the main bit of your heartbreak. What was the? It actually I took her back after this, but it was definitely the beginning of the end was one night. We lived in separate locations and she was like, I am not in a
good mental space. She did really suffer with her mental health, which you know, have a lot of empathy and compassion for because so do I, so do a lot of us, but don't use it as an excuse to be a cunt. I'm just going to put that out there. She was like, I am having a really terrible time. So I'm just going to stay at home, relax and like be on my own basically. Like I'm not really going to be on my phone, not really going to
contact you. Even though she'd already cheated on me like 3 times before this. I was like, yeah. No. Worries you carry on my Do you want a? Cash flash riot. Yeah, do a favour. Anyway, time had passed and I just really hadn't heard from her, so I was panicking. I was really. Panicking. I'm worried about her. Genuinely I was like like her mental health isn't good so I'm
really concerned. So it'd been going on for a few hours and couldn't get couldn't, didn't hear from her, didn't know where she was, didn't know what she was doing. So I ended up getting really desperate and messaging her sister and saying, look, can you just let me know if she's in the house and she's OK because I'm truly really worried. And she was like, oh, mum dropped her at the train station a few hours ago. So I'm oh, for fuck sake.
And I just say we had made friends with a couple of lesbians six months prior to this. And my girlfriend at the time and one of these girls were basically fucking in front of my eyes. Like they'd basically be fucking in front of my eyes. And I just didn't do anything about it. And so her sister was like, you. Yeah.
Mum dropped her at the train station, so I'm like, I know where this bitch has gone because this other guy lived in Essex. So I'm like, I know she's in fucking Essex. I know she's in the pair on Southend on Sea right now and I probably know what she's doing. Still couldn't get hold of her for hours. So we mentioned in the last episode like lesbian detectives, like any good lesbian detective would do, I guess. The password to her Instagram within two tries.
Two straight in there, straight in. Cheating cunt one O 1 exclamation mark. Yeah, literally, I'm a wanker. Logged in to think. What I was going to find was, you know, a way to contact like someone in her friendship group or something, like find a number because I didn't have any of her friendship group numbers. So just someone else to try and get hold of that. Oh, what I found was a lot more than that.
So not only did I know at this point she had gone to Essex to hang out and sleep with another girl behind my back who was meant to be my friend. No, no, no, this gets worse. I logged into the Instagram unread messages from someone of an Instagram name that I'd never recognised before. I opened the messages to discover this bitch. And you are a bitch. You're like, I don't even care. I've had two margaritas. So I wouldn't have said this at the start of the episode, but I'll say it now.
Two year emotional relationship with someone in America. And do you? Do you know what? An emotional. I'm going to do. You know what? I'm going to offend so many people now, and I don't give a fuck. Do you know what offended me so much about this? Do you know what they bonded over the most? Harry Potter. Oh. No. Not only was she cheating on me, they're emotional. She's not only is she cheating on you, she's a fucking loser. She.
Was like, I'm Slytherin and you're Gryffindor, I'm Hufflepuff I. Want to slithering your pussy? What a fucking daughter. That was like the biggest Dick ever. Like that would have sent me wrong. I'm pretty sure fucking have her. Honestly. I'm. Pretty sure the first message I found was the girl in America had taken a photo of a Harry Potter book stand and was like thinking of you. Did it have like what's it called? Like a golden snitch? I bet it was a golden snitch.
Fucking. What are they called? She's a golden. Yeah, I opened these Instagram messages to find they had this. I mean, I'm sure I, I assume it was online. They may, she may have come to the UK at some point and I didn't know because trust me, I wouldn't have fucking known because she was, she was Slytherin. I, I genuinely, I listen to this and I think, my God, did you dodge a bullet? Jesus Christ, don't I know that now? Did she cook for you every night like I do?
Oh, she did, but it wasn't on the same. No, I know the same level. Yeah. So it was so highly offensive that I was, you know, replaced by Harry Potter chat, although. Shit, must you have been? To be fair, I was going to say that like it was my first lesbian relationship. I definitely was not perfect.
I think I was quite emotionally shut off because even though I was fully out and I didn't really have a traumatic coming out experience or anything like that, I do think I probably still had a lot of internalised homophobia. A. While to navigate and I also felt like when your frontal lobe cortex is not. Yes. So I think emotionally I was not in the same place as this person, and that person probably needed a little bit more emotionally for me.
I'm not making excuses because you're a piece of shit for what you've done. Yeah. And also then when we were both more mature, like, you still fucked my best friend. So, you know, I'm not, I'm really not making excuses, but I, I can understand to a certain degree why. But how did you feel? That's what we want to talk about. Like, so this is something, right? So that was the beginning of the end.
And then we kind of did break up for ages and then we actually got back together for like another eight months after. But the relationship was just. It was. Was this a separate Beds in Bali moment? No. Oh, that was another red flag. That was actually before the Harry Potter. Well, because she was trying to text her. And yeah, she was texting Harry Potter, yeah, which I obviously didn't know at the time. She'd insist on us having separate beds when we were travelling and who?
Does that in a relationship. They're like, yeah, perfect, but we'll have two separate beds. Literally 8 months after and I'm, I was still quite in, I was still, I was definitely still attached emotionally for sure. But the relationship was, was dead. Yeah. And then one day we met up on Oxford Street and like, it was just, it was right. I remember it so well. And it was raining and it was so dead. And we were, we were both like, yeah, this is like, this is just
so done. And that hit me really hard because there was no like. Reason at that point and that's. Yeah, it was just, we both knew it was just done right and that was really hard. And then I, I went into real denial for a good a few weeks. So I was fine. I cried on the day really badly. And I was like, this is awful. I don't want to leave. I don't want to walk away from your apartment because I'm so upset that I know when I shut
the door, it's done. And then when I did shut the door, I pulled myself together quite quickly. But I think emotionally that took me about a good year, a year and a half to truly recover from. And the biggest mistake I made was I went into something else after thinking I was over it. You know, it wasn't like I was intentionally rushing to get another girlfriend because I wasn't. But I did end up getting another girlfriend and that was a labour of love and its own separate
kind of right. I definitely was traumatised by that. But one thing I will say because it's been really quite sleep and I know how hard it is that if you're going through this right now or if you know you do go in the future, you go through it in the past, you'll be able to relate to this. I will never forget there was 1 morning where I just woke up and you almost get so comfortable in your pain that you just expect to feel pain all the time.
And I remember there was one day that I woke up and I expected for that that thing to hit me in my stomach and to hit me in my heart and to feel upset and awful. When you listen to like a certain song or something you inspected like all your fucking eyes, I. Just have to pull, like pull myself through another day. And it was such an incredible feeling because I woke up and I was like, I'm OK. Yeah, Oh my God, I feel OK.
And it was the most, it was actually sad in a way, because then you get so almost attached to your heartbreak because it's still a part of the love for the person, right? And also. We're both such creature of habits. I feel like that just becomes part of the. Reason of the habit. 11 AM Cry. And then I woke up and I didn't feel like that anymore and I was like, I can get up and face the day and feel fine. I feel OK. And that was the most, and it took me a long time to get there.
So if you're going through it and, you know, lesbian relationships, they are literally your best friend. They're very intense. When you're in a lesbian relationship, it is so intense. It's so full on. It's so everything that when that goes, it's almost like, you know when you've got like an extractor fan on in your cooking and it's so fucking loud and you're cooking and then you suddenly turn it off and you didn't realise how loud it was and you're like, oh. It's oh shit, yeah.
Oh fuck. Yeah, What am I going to do? Where do I go? What do I? Yes, I mean, and it's also because it is way more stark, especially I think when we went through our breakups when I go on Tinder and I'd see the lesbians on there like there weren't many for a start. I fucking cleared them all in like 5. Yeah, and then you're like, I know that these people are suitable for me, so fuck, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life because.
The pool was way smaller and you're like, oh, fantastic. Yeah, yeah. Like, yeah. And I think that that's, that's what kind of like hurts so much because you get so accustomed to this person literally being a fucking backpack in your life and just complete companionship. Version of you. They've become another version. Of you I honestly like and I love you so much and I, I would love to say that I'm not going to be absolutely psychotic when we break up because I would be very.
What do you mean when you meant say if if go fuck me, you've just you shagging in America, then it's got to be someone. We're into Call of Duty, actually, both of us. We met on that better than Harry Potter. On Call of Duty speaking on one V1 no if Jesus, if we ever broke up, I know I'd be I know I'd be bad but but mainly because it like I love you so much, but we have also built. So much life. Together we are like a married couple, just without the fucking stupid.
And don't expect me to propose to anytime soon. No, no, no, no. I don't want you to. But I'm saying that yes, I do actually. But I but. It's not happening because my ass is not dropping money on an engagement ring anytime. Soon, that engagement ring better be. Still not coming. It's probably still not gonna come. But if we get a sign. On I wanna be engaged for a good ten years. It's not like I want the marriage. I just 20 but. 20 Let's negotiate.
Shut up. But what I'm saying is we have all of the commitment possible that we could ever actually physically forget. We got a job together. We got a fucking house together. We got a dog together. The dog dog's mind like Ziggy, Baby no. The dog's mind. Let's not start this. Let's not start this. They don't. Let's not even go there, OK? Ziggy is the love of my life. Really. Truly. Yeah, he might be the love of your. He's in the back of my mind if I ever think about doing anything,
but I'm not love his. And you know that deep down. Who does he kiss first in the morning? Yeah, because I say to him, go and kiss mother. I actually because. He's following my demand. I actually come on, you do that. Oh, so Fred, you can't even fucking walk the dog down the street with me without him looking at me. Like please take. Yeah, because it's routine. It's usually you fucking walking him. That's why it's not because I'm just shut up anyway, that's all I'm talking about.
But but no, I I'm now in like a situation where yeah, I can look back at that, but I have also learnt, Yep, those lessons of if you are really heartbroken, like I said, that person doesn't want you, fucking let them free, let them go because that stops the games. I hate game players because take their power back because. Then they'll go what you want to leave a lot. Of you just break up me. Issues are because you feel powerless.
You, you can take the power, fuck it off, block quick, just move on. Just move on. Why? Don't Why would you want to be with someone that even if you're not breaking up, if you're arguing all the time and you're happy, why waste your life? Like it sounds so like basic preach Instagram quote life is too short. But truly, yeah, if it was arguing all the time, as much as I'd love you, I'd be like fuck me. Yeah, life. And we did go through that phase where we were arguing all the
time and. Then we're just we're backtracking on our own. Yeah, but it. No, but it was. Just either sort it out. Or you either sort it out because you can sort it out through thorough communication, and if you cannot communicate on that level with that person without them flipping their shit. But we worked it out as well because I knew deep down that you and my person, I wouldn't have worked it out with a lot of other people.
So if you have that, you know, you will know if you've got that thing in your gut, well, you know, it's not your forever person. Stop wasting your time, guys. We're now going to go into the to the latest Horror Story. I say the latest. This one was actually sent a few weeks ago. But the other horror stories that we'd read out kind of tied more into the episodes. We've been sitting on this one and whilst we've been sitting on it, like I'm not going to sit here and pretend I've not read
this before. I'm Freya hasn't read this before because we have and we've had multiple conversations about trying to work this out and we haven't been able to work so we. Want to hear? Like European, we want to hear European. We will give ours first. So let me read this to you. Hi, my name's Anya. I don't mind my name being used for the purpose of this story. Let's keep everyone else's name fake.
So I'm in my final year of uni and every Saturday my uni does a club night which literally everyone goes to. Me and my housemates went out last week and I really didn't have any intentions of getting in with anyone because I've just become newly single. By the way guys if it sounds like I'm struggling to read this, sorry Anya love you but you've got a lot of typos in here and so This is why I'm
struggling. Me and my housemates went out last week and I didn't have any intentions of getting with anyone because I've just newly become single. We got to the club and everything was normal, just getting drinks and shots, all good. We head to the dance floor and at this point I see the prettiest girl looking and making dough eyes at me. Let's call her Eve. Love that killing Eve. Jodie Comer. One thing led to another and we ended up getting off whilst all of my friends cheered on.
I had finally rebounded, we got so frisky and I got extremely horny so suggested she came back to mine and immediately she agreed. Me and Eve get back to mine but by this point I was slightly pissed. We started having sex which begins kind of clumsy but then we really get into it. She goes down on me and honestly it's the best sex I've had in a while. Then Eve whispers sit on my face which I then proceed to do.
There I am, riding this girl's face, about to have I'm sorry, about to have the best orgasm of my life, when I hear a gurgling sound from under me, almost like someone is drowning. I look down to see Eve, soaking wet, like to wet. It didn't make any sense. Then a hot wave of realisation came over me. I was kind of drunk so in that moment I'd mistaken my orgasm for a piss. I fully pissed on her face. I began apologising immediately and then she realised what I had done.
She kind of said it was OK but then proceeded to use my shower, put her clothes on and literally ran out of the door. I am so embarrassed and I don't know what to do next. It's been about a week since it happened. Sorry babe, we're only just reading it out and giving your advice now. It's only been a week since that happened but I can't stop thinking about how good she made me feel. Do I text her? I really liked it and I don't know what to do. Please help. Anya, babe.
Fucking. I love this story so much because it's so multifaceted, right? Yeah. So it's like my first instinct goes to you didn't piss, I didn't. Squirt on her. She squirted on her a lot. You just said that that was the best orgasm of your life. Yeah, that was a fucking squirt. Because I thought you've really got to think about going for a wee. I don't know about anyone else. You get the pressure when you're like, oh, I'm going to actively pee. Yeah. And it's a different sense.
It's a very different sensation of when you're squirting and when you're pissing. Like when you are having a piss, you like really feel it, whereas you can have sex and like you feel yourself squirting. Sorry straight girls, you probably don't, but you feel yourself squirting and it's a very different, it's a very different feeling. Also, if that bitch is gurgling, she's either the best lesbian in the world. She powered through that. You're we. Yeah, but OK, so.
You. No, no, but she can't be that way because she ran out the door like because now for me. I'd love it. Oh, what I'm saying is, she must be fucking incredible in bed, right? Because she must. Be I know a lot of girls who squirt for someone to be gurgling though Jesus Christ. Yeah, but also like, let me just no physics because she is lying down and this girl is on top of her.
Usually Squirt literally will like fucking fly across the room whereas if you are directly it's going to go straight down the mouth. Yeah, so. I. Love it, Anya I. Think legend. Own it, because I really, truly do not think you're pissed. I think you squirt for the first time in. Your but even if you did piss own it still just message around me like hello toilet like what do you do at that point? This is. Yeah, it's been a week and I need a fucking piss.
This is my and. Potty and potty mouth. No, I also wouldn't mind if a fuck. If a hot girl pissed in my mouth, wouldn't care. No, OK, I've been go for it. So Anya. Let me be your own it, babe. I don't think you pissed, but even if you did own it, I do think you squirted probably a lot for the first time in your life, and so you're mistaken. You don't realise that you're squirting when you're squirting, but you realise when you piss. Like I feel like you're, you're
less likely to realise. It's very different if you were going for a wee. So it's just incredible. This whole story is amazing. I don't know why she. Rapped. I don't know why she left. That's the part that I don't understand, because. Because if she let it go on for so long that she was gurgling, she must have liked it. Yeah, also, if that starts to happen, you get a bit like, oh Jesus, just flip her, turn around and top her. Don't stay underneath, right.
Like she had a choice. No, so she had a choice to just manoeuvre the situation so she wasn't having to gurgle. So this oh, sorry, I just can't even give feedback because this situation is so incredible. But what I would say is you squirt for the first time in your life that much. Maybe you've squirt before, but that much I think you got uncomfortable, which made the girl maybe a bit uncomfortable.
Maybe she might have felt like she'd done something wrong, which is kind of why she got up and left. But what I would say, my advice on this one would be I probably wouldn't message her. I wouldn't either. Because I don't think no matter what, for what reason she left. I don't think it's good any like either scenario. So she either left because she didn't like the fact that you made her gurgle. She was like, I'm in the fuck out. She's. A fucking loser. That's why she left.
But she left or because you were uncomfortable. Because you found uncomfortable. Either way she should have just sat down and been up. It's fucking. Fine. I want to know actually, Anya, how did you respond after you saw her gurgling? Were you like, oh, I just pushed CPR? What did you do? Did you say, oh, I just pushed your mouth? Mouth to mouth. Yeah, literally double lip to lip. Yeah. Like, what did you say in that
moment? Because I would have been like, Oh my fucking God. And then if I was a guy on the bottom, I would have been like, I'm a fucking guy just. Reminded me of something that I'd done and how I reacted. It's like it's not even that bad, but like because this person was quite shy, it was quite bad that I was.
Having sex with someone once and it was like not like kinky rough sex it was just like vanilla and I don't know why I'd done this but out of nowhere I slapped her ass so fucking hard that she went oh and then she like hung back up. Like a cat. So kind of similar and I just went. Sorry.
And carried on. Sorry, Joe, one thing that I would say just never apologise during sex, like unless you've done something really fucking wild, OK, but I mean like if you're if you're in a situation where like the other person's having fun. Oh sorry, that kind of ruins me A. Little bit if you're having to apologise. Oh, look, OK, I'm saying this in a very like I, we're going to ask you about this when you come on. I can't wait.
Yeah, we'll just read it out. But I if if it's within reason like slapping the ass, just fucking own it to. Be fair and yeah, if you and this girl have spoken since, don't take our advice. It's like absolute Bible. Obviously, if you've spoken since and worked out and. If you want to do it, do it. It's fine. But my opinion my my yeah, I personally message and you probably did squirt because you were quite drunk as well. So like you felt a little bit more free, relaxed, a bit more
relaxed. You were having fun. It was great work. Because a lot of girls often can't squirt because they're like, too uptight, they're too worried about it, they're overthinking. They're too worried that they're gonna we. And probably the position as well of being on top cause the squirt more. True, I'm going to try. It it's just so good. Love that shit. What? Dripping Karen's squirt Dripping Karen's squirt Karen's if. Karen's doing nothing. Would they be Karen's? No.
I mean would kill. Them I feel like this should be a charity we should start. It is Karen, Squirt. Squirt, this is how. And they might just fucking cheer up and stop being. And again, going back to Jesus, this is how we push back to the to the Christians telling us or any religion telling us that we're not going to heaven is if we set up the Karen Squirt charity. Absolutely. Lesbians making Karen squirt, Yeah. 11 Karen at a time. One way to came up baby heaven baby. I'm off.
One way ticket to heaven. Who says I want to go? Hospitality managers. I want to go to hell. We've been to hell multiple times. I've been to fucking heaven in Sheba. I've been to hell and I love it. I. It's sweaty down there. It is hot. I love. It down there. Do you think that I'm worried that I might be going to hell? I live it most fucking we. Like the heat? Cunt, I'm there. So with the horror stories, we
want more and more. So please feel free to e-mail it. We've got our e-mail in the link below. So give us all your best because nothing is too rogue as far as we're concerned. So we love to have a little chat about it and we have a chat with you as well, which is really, really great. And beyond, beyond stories, like any topics you guys want us to cover as well, just let us know. Complete over. We've got a few in the back pocket, but more the merrier.
And that's everything for. I think that is everything for episode. 4. Of how lesbian supper club podcast again, guys, this is going fucking crazy. Like we can't keep up. You're all legends. Like the support has been insane. And honestly, I'm trying, we're trying to come back to every single one of you because like, you're all amazing and I genuinely want to give you all of our heartfelt kind of thank you. Just know that it's all really appreciated. But we just keep going.
Lesbians are going to take over the fucking world one day. Believe me, I'm going to reverse climate change and I'm going to get rid of. Turf. Yeah, abolish turf. No, Do you know what? You can't abolish turf unless you abolish all the people, which is a whole other story. But what I'm going to do is I'm going to buy Wikipedia, I'm going to delete those paragraphs, and I'm just going to put turf. I'm a cunt. I think you can. That's it for today. That's it for today.
Everything. Thanks everyone. Thank you so much. Bye, love you.