What's the matter with you? Are you feeling guilty? I'm not. Stop it. You act like you hate me sometimes. I'm confused. Please talk to me. Go away, damn bitch. Everything is ready. My darling. Do not be afraid. So we'll be together again. This sandwich tastes as dry as hell. Hello, and welcome to hello, this Is the Doom Show. I am Richard. Folks, put down your crucifixion, put down your prayer books and pick up your autograph book because Gary Hill is here. Hello,
Gary. Hello, I'm on the Doom Show. As the theme music goes on the promo, you know. Or no, hello, this is the Doom Show. I'm sorry, you know. Hello, hello, this is the Doom Show. I'm a terrible singer. Also have alcohol in me. So that's when you get good karaoke. Karaoke is lit then, people. Okay, I'll dig out the old theme song. Get it out of the mothballs. Speaking of big balls, we got the big balls of Damiano Damiani with Amityville 2, the possession from 1982. So Gary picked
this one. I hadn't seen this in, like, 20 years. It's been so long and holy. I said, richard could pick something, you know, exponentially more sleazy, I'm sure. But, you know, when I pick some sleaze that people know that I just introduced to, probably about maybe four months ago, I took the plunge into this movie. So I said, okay, let's talk about, you know, nice. We've been on a bit of a satanic tear on this show lately. Mark and I talked about Demon Witch Child from Spain. Dirk and I talked
about The Antichrist from 1974. And now we're getting to Amityville 2. I found a wonderful TV spot for the movie. I'm going to play it right here. Get your appetite wet for your siblings. Let's do this. The night of February 5, 1976. George and Kathleen L. And their three children fled their home in Amityville, New York, and never returned. For them, the horror was over. But how did it really begin? What happened in the world's most famous haunted house long before the Lutz family ever moved in?
What was the original evil that possessed all who came to live in it? I'm scared. The end of the Amityville horror was just the beginning. Now, Amityville 2, the possession. Coming this fall from Film Way's Pictures. I found the very interesting VHS tape, the Embassy Home Entertainment VHS tape. And I've got the plot from the back of it. It goes a little something like this. A Framework for fright. With no room for the timid, the mystery of Amityville continues.
In this suspenseful tale of the supernatural, Amityville 2 awakens your wildest fears. When a dream house becomes a nightmare, one lone family wages a life and death battle against the bizarre and terrifying demons that have come to possess not just their home, but their very lives. It's homemade horror all the way. Stars Burt Young and rutania alda. Color 110 minutes. So folks, we're going to spoil the beats of this movie, not the entire movie. And also there's a. You know you're
going to want to watch this anyway even if we spoil it. As I said, directed by Damiano Damiani, an Italian person. And I love when Italian filmmakers go to America and Mexico to make a film. Don't know how that works. Doubly cultured there. It's awesome man. It's a triple threat. Don't mix the gravy, you know, with the salsa there. Ate the same thing. That's right, it's that sauce. This is written by Tommy Lee Wallace of Frickin Halloween 2 fame. And also someone named Hans Holzer
is an Austrian. So throw a little Austria into the international mix. This guy would go on to write all of the Amityville movies? Well, no, not all of them but he'd go on to write Amityville Curse. Oh, it's the novel. Oh wow. Anyway, this also had some script doctoring by Dardano Sacchetti. Holy crap. Like let's just get to every Italian horror movie guy, just writer of Things like Demons, 1990, the Bronx Warriors. Holy crap.
Love it. As for cast, we've got James Olsen from Andromeda Strain playing Father Adamski. We got Burt Young. Oh my God. You know Burt young has like 168 credits on IMDb and I don't remember seeing him that often. So I think I messed up. I haven't been watching enough. Burt Young, six of them Iraqi and one of them is back to school. So there's that, you know, there's like. Random other shit where he plays a hothead, God bless him. He plays Anthony Montelli.
The patriarch of his family is moving into this house. His wife, which he married way, way above his station. He married the wild eyed Ratania Alda. She's Dolores Montelli. I love Rutania Alda from Girls Night out which was the same year as this. We've got Jack Magner, which I love that name as the sun. The, the, the gun toten son of a sunny. This Guy did nothing. He did like two things and then bailed. His. This was his finest hour. Or maybe as he
played young servicemen in Firestarter. Good for him. Next up is Diane Franklin, who plays Patricia Montelli. Diane Franklin is the reason why there's more trivia than we can ever talk about in one episode. She loves to talk about this movie. She. She's in television. Gary's favorites. Oh man. You know my favorite Diane Franklin role? I love that movie.
It's been so long. She's also in Rough Dead and the Last American Virgin, which I was so shocked when I found out that was a remake of the Lemon Popsicle from those, those Golden Globus boys. And then in a glorified cameo, we got Andrew Prine. Like, I love Andrew Prine. He plays Father Tom. He's Father Adamski's buddy. Has almost nothing to do in this movie. He was in the Eliminators, which I love very much. And he was in the Evil from 1978, which I highly recommend,
speaking of Satan. And just one more person here that I want to talk about. We got Leonard Cimino, who plays the chancellor. I was mistaking him for some other position in the church. 62 credits or. I love this guy. He was in Dune, Monster Squad and Waterworld. Boom. V. The TV show, miniseries. God, I haven't thought of that ever. I enjoy his work too. Not German, by the way. Paige does that. You know, I like. I like how IMDb calls him a veteran,
little old man, Italian character actor. I'm sure he loved that. So the movie starts. We got some la la la la la opening credits. This music is by Lilo Shifrin, who, like one of those guys who's really, really solid, but he had. He doesn't like stick in my brain. I don't like, I don't remember any of the music from this movie. Like, I know it was good, but it doesn't stick out. I'm getting weird in my old age where if there's no like obvious synthesizer on the soundtrack, like if
it's not like played at full volume, I don't notice it. So you gotta, gotta be flashy for me. Lilo. After these la la la opening credits, the Montelli's, and within 30 seconds meeting them, the daughter's like, daddy's such a. Creep. Because he's a dick instantly. I love it. Inside the house, while they're unpacking, mom turns on the sink and blood shoots out. And Ratani Alda, she laughs it off. When it turns to water,
it's like how Jesus turned water to wine. She's my Jesus who turns blood to water when she laughs and she looks completely insane. Then we have a nice meet cute moment between Sunny and Patricia. What is this about, Gary? Well, I imagine it seemed like they're sleeping together in the same bedroom, the same attic bedroom where you see the. The iconic Amityville horror windows sticking out. Because. Because that's where the demons are people. Right in that
attic area. They have this moment where he's. I forget the line. But he's telling her. She's describing to him certain things about what? You. You only like girls with big boobs and stuff like that. Now the film's called Immunity with the possession. And you'll spoiler Sonny is the possessed. But it seems like yo they're in love. Like in a. In a non brother sister way, way before the possession happens, you know, so it just. It's.
It's like setting things up. You know the beginning part where he pulls up and Papa Matteli is like emasculating his son. Right where you. Right when he's introduced, it's like. Yeah. And everyone to like lay his sister in being not possessed. Yeah, it just kind of like. It sets everything up there, basically. Yeah, yeah. Their. Their chemistry, the two, those two actors. The chemistry is way too good. You're like. And it's only gonna get worse. No nails here over.
Is it great? Ah, it's all right. I love it. You're getting heavy. Hey, you used to hug me all the time. That was when you were lighter. No, that's not. Because now you're old and snotty. Well, there is an. What? You're not my type. Oh, you like them tall, big boots? That is none of your business. How about you? What's your type? I like them sensitive, dark and about this high. You're ridiculous. No,
come on, let's get to know the house. So the one thing I love about this movie is that it says it's the sequel. And everyone and their grandmother went and saw the first Amityville. The stuff gets. It's already set up. All the, all the spooky house stuff is already set up. So we have the blood coming out of the faucet. Now we have mom down in the basement. And a worker comes down and accidentally discovers
a little secret panel in the basement. And he points out, like, lady, you've got your very own excrement vault. Not a lot of houses in this area have a poopy vault. So, you know, wow, he's Getting covered in flies everywhere. Nonchalant, horrific thing that would cause me to get in the car and never come back. And just take the loss on the house. She's menaced by a spooky force. It's just completely crazy. That night at dinner, instantly this family is so broken.
So we've seen some dysfunctionalness, but now a mirror falls over and doesn't even break and all hell breaks loose. Like everyone's yelling, everyone's arguing. Dad is just such a fucking asshole. It's insane. Not on his side, not on dad's side. And then things get worse when that night, there's some. Some knock knock games and there's no one there. And there's some knock knock games, there's no one there. And then it's time for some art. Let's talk about arts and crafts. Gary, what happens in
the frickin with the brushes? Yeah. You know, after, you know, Papa Bottelli busts out the gun. That's for home defense. This giant fucking shotgun rifle thing. I'm not a gun person, but it is massive. It's massive. But you know, he comes to kids bedroom and that the kids are described as the father. That the brushes, that their paintbrushes have moved on their own and have created this art to the wall. I think it says kill the page
that has like a dragon picture on the wall or something. And my favorite thing about the movie is every time something happens that's unexplained, like there's a part where dishes are being thrown everywhere. He just loses his mind domestically. He just starts beating his family. I mean, this scene right here, he's got the belt, he's beating the little ones, he's punching the wife in the face. I don't endorse this, but he's just like overly violent from possessed things. And this could be that
or. Or his, his control as an Italian. Italian house father. Because she ain't getting no divorce. This how this works. Italian people that if you're Catholic, you're Italian, you don't get divorced. No matter how much he beats you, it doesn't matter, you know. And he, he is getting in this movie. Oh my God. It's. It's like straight out of the Godfather. It's so insane. The art is like. It's. I think it's supposed to be a pig, but it looks like a dog or a demon.
And it says, dishonor thy father. Kill the pigs or something like that. It's very, very. Kill the pigs comes later. I'm Sorry. Yes, it's beautiful. It's beautiful. So they call in a Father Adamski because of course dad doesn't want to go to church. Mom and the kids go to church without him. And, you know, mom begs the priest to come by and bless the house. And when he comes by just. Just to meet the fam, he can't. Dad can't even control himself
for strangers. He totally smacks one of the kids in front of a stranger and then, you know, throws the priest out. There's this whole drama of them going to church to get the priest to come back. So while Sonny's alone, he's menaced by an unseen force. Or as I wrote, a phantom menace, if you please. Gary, what's going on with Sunny's skin here when he starts getting possessened? I'm sure it was done on the budget, but I'd say that the
bladder effects of this movie are done very well. Because when he's. He's getting all. Getting all possessed by. By whatever's roaming around the house with a shotgun, you can see like his, like his, his chest, you know, caving in and like his, his arms are bubbling up. I. I put on my nose. It's like he's getting Barbara Hershey, which. Have you seen the Entity before? It's. It's. Oh, yeah, that's a bad analogy. But, you know, you're uncomfortable,
uncomfortable watching those scenes in the Entity. And I think I'm just as uncomfortable, you know, without the vagina and the breasts, you know, being molested. Yeah. Watching this kid getting taken by this thing. It's very well done. Yeah, it's. It's like a showstopper. Then the camera work too, is completely nuts. Like they're pulling some Argento shit,
flipping and zipping around, getting upside down. And like, it's only fitting that this was the same year as Tenebrae, which has the same, like, crazy camera work going on. This cinematographer is Franco D. Giacomo, who I have seen several things that he shot. Plot of Fear and excellent Giallo. He also shot who Saw Her Die. And speaking of Argento, Four Flies in Gray Velvet. So this guy knows his shit. And yeah, this sequence fucking rocks. When the family comes home, he's all like,
whatever. That was weird. I lost time. I don't even know what time it is, what's going on? And then, Gary, we got the most weird, messed up stuff in. In this movie is Sunny hanging out with his sis. And he says, pose for me. Pretend I'm a famous photographer and you're a Famous model. And she buys this hook, line, and sinker, and he's like, take your. Take your nightgown off. And she does it. And I'm like, is this a dream sequence? What am I witnessing here? Is this.
And then, yes, they go for it. And apparently, good for Diane Franklin for fighting because she. They wanted her full frontal nude, and she told them to go fuck themselves. She said, I don't care about showing my breasts because I showed them in Last American Virgin, but I'm not getting all naked for you. So she let them film her from behind. Then they. She let them shoot her from the front, but where she wanted the camera to be. And I'm like, how badass
is it? This girl? This is like, how young was she when this movie came out? Please, God, let her at least be 18. When was she born when this came out or before this came out? Okay, thank God she was. She was, like, 20 or 19 when this was being filmed. Whoo. All right, so. But she stood up to them and, like, told them to go fuck themselves. And I'm like, that's badass. But, yeah, I don't like the incest stuff in this movie. That's not.
It's not tenable. She was kind of all right with this whole situation until, of course, he busts out, hey, look what I found in the laundry. Then she's like, oh, now things are getting weird, you know? Yeah. God, I. Thank you. I repressed that. I repressed him. Like, just, yo, got your panties. Fucking crazy. But, you know. And apparently this is a lot more explicit. Like, they did a lot more. And the test audience said,
no, thank you. But I want to say Damiani fought to keep all this in the movie because he wanted to make the audience as uncomfortable as possible. And that's a win. That's a win. Win, yes. Goal achieved for sure, you know? Oh, my God. So the priest comes and he blesses the house. And I wrote, bless this mess, this bloody mess, because as he's waving the scepter wand thingy that flings the holy water everywhere, it turns to blood and
flinging this blood all over the place. Now, according to the trivia, if you watch the moment when Mrs. Montelli starts screaming and you advance it frame by frame, there's a subliminal shot of two characters that aren't in the movie that we see anywhere else looking weird, like a lady with her hair blowing in the wind and a man standing behind her. And I tried to play it frame by frame, but I didn't see shit. So I don't know. But you know what she was really screaming about, don't you? What?
Got blooded hardwood floor. And her husband loses mind because he got blooded her hardwood floor to come. Up and beat everybody. He's gonna beat the priest too. Man, I, I hope that some rando person just made that trivia up on IMDb to fool me, but I was, I was totally watching that scene and like, like, like freaking 0.25 speed looking for this like single shot. I don't know. I love it. So yes, the blood magically disappears. And then the priest, he's like, he's instantly convinced they need to
exercise this house. He's like, this shit's up. So he goes to the chancellor and Chancellor's like, no, we're not doing this. And then in Waltzes, Andrew Prine. And I'm like, oh, here we go. This is, this guy's going to be a big character. He's like his buddy. And he's gonna be like the one who saves the day at the end of the movie. He's gonna be in part three and four. No, this no motherfucker just shows up and then leaves and comes back later real quick. It's great. No idea.
I just found Andrew Prine's entrance just magnificent. And then we have a birthday party. I wrote. It's awkward. Beyond awkwardness. What happened to this birthday party, Gary? Well, Sunny comes downstairs because his little sister and brother are saying happy birthday to him. And you have to add the look like a monkey outro to it because they're adorable little kids. I decided they're adorable little American east coast kids. And he's coming down like
he's fucking Eddie Haskell. He's not possessed. And hugging everybody. He's hugging the little sister, he's hugging a little brother, you know, having a little hahaha, you know, got the candle, trying to fool me, yada, yada, yada. He's talking the mother and then he gets to the sister. And then it gets strange again because in front of the parents that the little brother, little sister, he's just grabbing them buns like, like nobody's business. And then again, oh my God,
he goes talk to dad. And dad has no problem with this. He's just, he's, he's just smoking his cigar like, yep, business as usual, you know. And what's crazy is that dad, because he says, I love you, mom, and mom is so happy. And then he walks up to dad. Dad's like. And like they kind of like almost bump each Other's elbows. That's about as much affection as they can show. Is it firm like your mother's? Is it firm? Yeah. I've been curious myself. I know how things work in this family.
But like, Sonny has never shown. Been able to show any affection towards his father. So he's almost in tears just because a moment almost happened between he and his dad. It's fucking horrible. So sad. Oh, my God. And yes, things get very awkward because the brother and sister have had sex earlier and
she's curious. So while he's staying upstairs hiding from his own birthday party with a bunch of a holes from the neighborhood and high school kids, I guess, she goes up to see him and he basically dumps her by calling her a dirty or something like that. And I'm like, now it's getting worse because now she feels bad. She tries to confess to the priest, but she can't because she's so ashamed and it's so horrible. It's because her brother broke up
with her. She's very upset by this. She feels very, very rejected. You know. This family man. Bless this mess. It is a big sin. Don't be afraid. I went all the way with my friend. You must resist this temptation. One day, perhaps you'll meet someone, marry, raise a family. Even if you love him very much, you must resist. You do not love each other. You don't love each other. Then this is. This is only a sexual matter. He does it just to hurt. Well, to hurt who hurt you? To hurt God.
My child. You shouldn't say that. Now tell me everything from the beginning. No. Now the movie goes into hyperdrive shortly after this, where Sonny is just transforming into a monster. So these. These bladder effects we were talking about have now, like, just turned him into a goblin of him, of his former self. He's very hard to look at. This makeup is awesome. And I don't know what else these folks worked on that did this makeup.
But the same year as this, the Beast within came out, which also had these bladder effects in him, but, like, crazy. Yeah, like his whole head, like got so really big. Yeah. Like his round head becomes like a trapezoid or some shit in that movie. Yeah. His face is very stretched and he looks like, probably like very, very sweaty. It's. It's done all very well, you know, so good. All of a sudden it feels like you think it's a dream. Because it's a dark and stormy night.
Sonny can't take it no more. The voices have been telling him to kill his family. This whole time. And so he starts blowing his family away. And you keep waiting for him to sit up screaming from a nightmare, and you're like, okay, no. Is this happening? Are we doing this now with an hour left in the movie? Like, what? And then the next thing you know, the priest is waking up from a dream. So you get this false hope that maybe it's not
really happening. You know, the little kids get killed, the sister gets killed, dad gets killed. My favorite part of that sequence is because the little brother's a little dick. Apparently he, like, sets up the sister to get little sister killed next. Like, hey, look. Go look over there. And then he stole the bedroom. Of course, you know, I mean, they all die eventually. But he's like, hey, you go next. You know, he had a fleeting instinct for
survival, but it got him nowhere. Poor kid. And of course, all the windows have been nailed shut. This is not good. So the next morning, the priest arrives with his buddy in tow, and there's cops everywhere and all. Everybody's dead except for Sonny. Now we get this whole thing where he's like, I don't remember. I don't remember. The cops take him away, and we're now into the Law and Order section of the film. What is going on with this Law and
Order? Well, you have what they have in many Italian films, I think Stage fright has, like, three endings. This has the false ending to where you think that, you know, once he kills the family, that somebody's got, like, the cops or, like, the priest is going to walk in on them, and that'll be like the showdown or like the end of the movie. You don't know what's going to happen next, but instead you get like this whole. That the brother was possessed. So we're gonna use that defense in court.
And I'm like, that just. That just sounds absurd, you know, but it. But it gets more absurd there. It's like a plot point this film doesn't need. Like. Like you can hack 10 minutes off this film and, like, make a different ending because you get to the whole Law and Order. Something like, it kind of takes you out and. And there's a Moses gun performance in there that's wasted. And that. That's. That's a syndrome V, you know. Oh, yeah, that's right.
So you get two ways of. You get a waste of Moses Gunn, you get a waste of Andrew Prine. That. That's. That's two no nos to me, you know? Yeah. Moses gun was in Shaft, Rollerball. Frickin. It was In a ton of cool. Highway to Heaven. All right. Oh my God. He was in Ninth Configuration. Holy shit. Although what's his face? Ted Ross has the best mustache in this movie. Ted Ross is another. Yes, he does. Another black actor who. He was the lion in the Wiz. Holy crap. That's amazing. So.
Yes, you're speaking my language now, Richard. See? Oh man. The Wiz is one of the most shrill movies I've ever seen. Like it made my hackles go up. I was so. That movie makes me fucking nervous. It's so crazy with Stan Winston effects to the people, you know. Oh man, here's your kids film. But then again, I don't even know if kids were the intended audience. It's crazy. It's like Returned. It's like. It's like the Oz of practice. Returned Oz. Who do they make that
for? Somebody gets terrified. Apparently just the lady take it off her heads and switching them out and stuff. And the Wheelers. Oh, come on now. Yeah, yeah. I. I just revisit. Speaking of frickin disturbing kids films, just revisited the Watcher in the Woods. There you go. And it has the deleted scenes with the alien creature which. You have to find those deleted scenes, folks. That's incredible. Incredible. I have a laserdisc copy of Something
Wicked this Way Comes Coming. So I'm excited about that. Love that movie. I like the movie better than the book. The book's okay. Book cannot end. Like, Ray Bradbury had no idea how to stop writing that book. He was so in love with it. The movie is just so much tighter. Gotcha. Because Sonny's such a mess in court, they're gonna give him electroshock therapy and all this stuff. And the priest is like, he needs to be exorcised. He gets a hard no
that he's not allowed to do it. So he concocts a scheme with Moses gun to get him out of there. So he sneaks him out to take him to the house or to take him to the church to exorcise him. But it all goes tits up because he can't get Sonny inside the church. So it's a big chase scene back to the Amityville house where the exorcism is going to happen. Gary, tell me about this exorcism. It's anticlimactic,
put it that way. There'd be better ones than other Italian films. You know, when I watch Exorcist 3, I watch Exorcist 3 in the mindset of teenage me who bought the tape at a mom pa VHS store that was going out of business and I got Exorcist 3 for a dollar. And then I proceeded to watch Exorcist 3 like 18 or 19 times because I only had like six movies to my name. And I always accepted the tacked on exorcism part in that movie because it's integrated so well. So let
me rephrase that. It's integrated much better than it is. This film, this film, it's like, huh, we're doing this now. But also the court scene, it's like we're doing this now, you know? Yeah. Another deleted moment that I've actually seen, what do you call it, stills from, is when the priest is looking for Sunny throughout the house in the basement. A bunch of people come out of the shithole that's in the frickin basement and you see some of those like ghostly figures
coming out. But in this different version that you can see in some of the promotional materials, where there's all these ghosts, like all these hands reaching for the priest and reaching to grab him, and he just holds up the cross, the crucifix, and like wards off these spirits. And I don't know why that's not in the movie. In the version I'm watching on my old DVD there, those, those freaking ghosts aren't there. And I wish they were.
That's so cool. Yeah, that, that would have been helpful to, to move things along because the other day they make a big deal about this, the basement, and it's like cavernous. So I mean, they filmed the basement very well. So all these stuff with the hands, the ghosts and stuff, it would add a little something to this anticlimactic exorcism scene. Yeah, yeah. And it's. Those are supposed to be all the lost souls. You know, people have died in the house. They got stuck there.
There's a beautiful shot, and I forgot to mention, where the priest sees the sister, her ghost in the, in the window of the house, looking very sad because she's trapped there and her brother. Broke up with her the hard way. You know, she shot her with a shotgun. So, you know. You never forget your first. Yes. Yeah. So of course Sunny starts looking even crazier.
His face starts splitting open and he's like, he's trying, like the real Sunny is trying to break his way out of this creature or something's happening. It's all very grotesque, much like Reagan and the Exorcist. And you know, insert the name of any exorcist ripoff here. If your exorcist rip off is worth a damn. Worth its weight in hell. Damn. Then your makeup on your possess c should look fucked up. And it's hard to look at because that.
That's. They did a good job on Sunny's face here. I really enjoyed it. Anyway, priest exercises successfully. He barters his own soul and ends up he's the one who's possessed. Andrew Prine is just there to drag Sonny out and send him to jail where he will spend the rest of his life. And yeah, we. The last thing we see is the priest possessed. Yeah, that's. That's your fade to black woman for sure. You know, and Sonny's going to jail for killing his family. The law and order ending, you know?
Yep. Sonny, if you can hear me, resist the unclean spirit. Will it to leave your body. You've decided to do this on your own without the support of the church. You are disobeying the church. Now. You are alone. Adamski. Flee evil spirit. Depart from this servant of God. No. So some trivia. I don't want to get too carried away because unlike every other movie we talk about on hello, this is the doom show, this has a shit ton of trivia. I dropped a few of the little alternate version
things that were in here. They didn't film in the real house. They filmed in a replica house that was built in New Jersey. Who are the people that are the experts on demonology that are always portrayed in the movies now in the insidious movies? Not the insidious in the conjuring movies? The Warrens. Yes, I believe the Warrens were consultants on this film as well, because then they wanted a paycheck. Makes sense. You know, unsurprisingly, Damiano Damiani spoke little to no English,
so he had a translator, bless his heart. Yeah. One of my favorite devil endorsements is still who was the guy that was the president of the church of Satan endorsed evil. Evil speech. I was all over that, you know, Anton lavey. There you go. He was also on the devil's reign. So you had little Johnny Travolta getting consulted into Scientology on the set of that film, and then you had the lesser of that evil, which was the church of Satan. Was there quality
tutelage there, you know. But when all is said and done, like Johnny, maybe you should have gone for Satan, you know, like, at least Satan will accept you for who you are. Freaking Scientologists will beat the shit out of you. Both are fine films, though. If you reason to watch evil speak, just think of Clint Clint Howard soaring in the air with a broadsword. An army of pigs. Okay. Come on. Oh man, I, I remember when I finally started to appreciate him and
just love him and everything he does. And it was, it was a back to back Ice Cream man and Silent Night. Deadly Night four. Yes. Where he's, he's so sexy in that movie. Just sitting in the orgy with the dick nose on. That's his little Clint Howard right there. You know. Apparently Burt Young's father died during the filming of this movie, which is very sad. Hopefully he had a better relationship with his father than his character, you know, has with his family. See anything
else? Ah, folks, go to IMDb. There's fucking 300,000 things of trivia in this. But want to talk about Dino De Laurentiis real quick? He is probably one of the more infamous Italian producers. He found quite a lot of success getting productions going all over the world, especially in America. Flash Gordon from 1980 is a big one for me. That's a big movie from my childhood. He was executive producer on frickin army of Darkness. Oh fuck. Maximum Overdrive. Raw deal.
Silver Bullet. I mean, I love Dino. What a son of a bitch. You'd rather say a lot of things. Kingkong 76 is a pretty good one too. I have still only seen a little bit of that on cable. I've never seen the whole thing. Oh man, I need to fix that. Yeah, so in 1982, Conan the Barbarian and Frickin Halloween 3. It's quite the resume for sure. Quite the resume. So getting things back to even more Italian just because I'm nerding out here. The production design on this movie was by a little guy
named. Well, he might have been a big guy, I'm not sure. Pierre Luigi Basile or Basile. He was a production designer on Fulci's Don't Torture a Duckling and another shitty Exorcist ripoff. I've been making a list of Exorcist ripoffs lately for a little project I'm working on. And he worked on Ring of Darkness, which I know this isn't a video podcast, but Gary can see my face right now. Yeah, it's fucking horrible and I can't wait to watch
it again. I'm so excited because like 10 or 15 years ago my brain hadn't been destroyed by movies enough. Like I hadn't seen Nightmare Weekend and I hadn't seen, you know, the Last Slumber Party, you know, I hadn't seen like Sorority House Massacre three, you know, movies that just wreck your whole taste. So now I'm looking forward to going back to Ring of Darkness. It's probably going to be great, I hope. But, Gary, I want to ask you a question. How do you feel about amityville2
colon, the possession? Well, it's much like the first one, you know, where you get a lot of cues. You get the blood, you get the, you know, stuff moving around, you know what's gonna happen pretty much. But you add that. That Italian tinge to it, you know, with the incest and the weirdness, and it gets real weird. So I can appreciate, you know, them up in their game, if you will, on this film, because I do enjoy the first one. It is a classic for
a reason. But this one's just a little bit better because it for. For me, because it amps up everything. Like, hey, I bet you think that, you know, a guy brandishing his sister's panties and her feeling slightly uncomfortable is going to be in this movie, but it is, man. And he's. He's like, you know what? We're gonna have sex tomorrow too. You know, it's just strange Italian tinge to everything. And I love it. You know, I don't know, it's uncomfortable as hell,
but I. I love it, you know. Yeah, they. They definitely pull out all the tricks in the book for this one. Like, all the supernatural tomfoolery is on display. It wastes no time getting started. It's not subtle. And as I love to say, there's no such thing as trying too hard. And this movie is trying very, very hard to entertain and also disturb wonderful things. I don't like the pacing, as we talked about goes to. To hell. It's like, I would love to take out all of the
arrest stuff. And if we had to keep that running time just a little bit longer before Sunny kills everybody, just a little bit more build up just so it explodes with tension and then boom, things happen. And he's being exercised instead of all the bullshit of the courtroom. Forget the courtroom. I think they only wanted to do that because of the books. I can't imagine any other reason for
doing that shit. Make it 95 minutes and put all the, you know, the shit the base we talked about that we didn't see back in the movie again, you know. I'm frustrated by the weird restraint. Maybe they didn't think those shots looked good, but the little slivers of moments that are in the trailer that you can see of those ghosts surrounding the priest, they're awesome. So I Don't like the incest. But I. I seriously, I would not take it out of this movie. It's just like you said,
it's too insane. It's just so crazy. Yeah. Yeah. I would say just if you. If you haven't gotten to this one yet, folks, go back for it. Because I like the original. I know a lot of people think it sucks. It's so funny how that movie was the biggest thing to hit theaters. That was a huge hit. And then ever since then, people have just been hating on the original Amityville. I don't know. One of the weak. One of the weaknesses for the Amityville
will, for me, is the big moment of. One of the big moments of peril in the movie is when he loses the catering money. I'm like, why is this a big moment of this movie? Yeah, you know? Oh my God, I forgot. See, all I remember is spoiler. Spoiler alert. He goes back for the dog. Like, yes. That moment glosses over. Any problems I have with that movie is that they go back for the fucking dog. This is gonna ruin our reputation with this carry company forever and ever, you know? Hey,
that should have been the new Amityville sequel. Like Amityville 6, the caterers, the sequels I've seen. I remember seeing amityville3d when I was a kid and I was. I remember being let down because the VHS tape scared me so bad. There's a demon that's coming out of the water, out of the weird glowing water on the back of that tape, I think. And that freaked me out. When I finally saw the movie, I. Was like, oh, it's a great cover for 3D. The claw coming out of the house thing.
Yeah, I know. I like the Amityville time travel movie. But then there's this whole thing of I was having a conversation with somebody at Viper Video and he's like, yeah, we're watching the Amityville movies. We're not. We didn't get very far. And I was like, oh, man, I love the frickin Amityville movies. I started talking about, you know, Amityville Dollhouse. He's like, oh, no, no. We're watching all the direct to Tubi Amityville horror movies. And I was like, oh, good luck.
I think that one producing team is making all of these Amityville movies. If I'm not incorrect about this. He's new with this new crop of, you know, Amityville, Karen and Amityville Junkyard, Amityville, Poor house. I don't know what they're making now. But Amityville backpack. Yeah, that's a real thing that came out this year. Amityville backpack, you know, they made a. Door the explorer movie. Amityville backpack and backpack
came alive. We just started like destroying alive, so it's already possessed. Amityville backpack has like 25 producers on it because they probably did a GoFundMe where you could be a producer if you gave a certain amount of money. So cute. Somebody gave money to that too. Come on now. You know, art is art. We can't. Can't judge it. So before I let you escape my excrement vault in my basement, I always ask my co hosts to talk about a recently seen and loved film.
It can be an old favorite or it can be something you just watch for the first time. Gary, what do you got? I have been watching a lot of new stuff. Like new, new stuff I've been watching a lot of. Since we recently lost Mr. Corman and then 98 years old, he'll live forever. Yeah, yeah. But watching a lot of stuff of his produced
stuff that I and directed stuff that I haven't seen. It's like, like I watched the Pendulum, which wasn't the best thing I watched all week, you know, but I never really was attracted to the post stuff, you know, he made because even now I. I love visiting, being silly. So I love, I love comedy terrors. I love stupid shit. I love stupid shit like Dr. Goldfoot and the girl Bombs, you know, it's really silly. But yeah, I never watched like the serious stuff because it really was attracted.
I'll do it all watch. But recently I watched that and I watched the, the Ronnie Howard car chase double double feature of Eat my Dust and Grand Theft Auto. Oh, nice. Both very fun in the exploitation genre. He took that ball around with that, didn't he? The exploitation genre. He made a bunch of them. I watched if you love Angie Dickinson, I watched Big Bad Mama and she gets fully new in that movie. So that's worth watching that we. That's nice.
Yeah, just put your bunch of corpsman stuff I haven't seen and it's been a lot more hits than misses, so there's that and nothing really. Do I have stuff to watch, but I have not watched it yet. You know, before he passed away like two weeks ago, I watched Hollywood Boulevard that he did and basically let Joe Dante and Alan Arkish just make this crazy ass movie. And it was really good. It's got, of course it's got Mary Warnov, Paul Bartel Dick
Miller's in it. Awesome. It had a rape joke that they doubled down on really hard. And I was like, yowza. Holy shit. It was. It was. It was a little. It was a little rough, but the rest of the movie was really good. It's weird. Sometimes you watch, like, older stuff. Like, I want to do, like, this whole surprise floatation series of shows. So I watched a film called the Sweet Ride, which is about bohemian surfers in
California. And one of his, played by Bob Denver, who was Gilligan from Gilligan's island and was on Doby Gillis. And there's a whole thing, a whole nom. Subplot, where it was to take place during the time where they're really getting drafted, where he, like, goes to the office. It's like a gay person to try to get out, you know? Oh, no. You know, they were asking back in those days. Yeah, they were, yeah, stuff like that. Because he might be uncomfortable now. But,
yeah, it was this thing back in those days. But the movie that I watched, as recently seen and loved, is a little movie, of course, from Italy called Alien from the Deep. And this is from Antonio Margheriti. So it's got cool miniatures, and it's got this crazy alien ripoff like them. So they wanted to rip off Alien, but they're like, how do we do it different? So they made the alien like 20ft tall in one scene. So it's really funny. Charles Napier. Charles Napier, isn't it? So he must
be. He must have been fucking confused. Like, what am I doing here? Oh, we need. We need Angry Lieutenant number one, Charles Napier. You're the guy. Yeah. It's got Luciano Pagazzi in his beardo phase. So he just looks like he just, like, woke up, went to the bar, slammed a few drinks, then got on set. Like, it's so fun. Love an alien ripoff that's just so late to the game because, of course, you know, the aliens was out. But this was like. It's just pathetic that most of the alien we see is a
giant claw. And you'll see that on the poster. It's always this big claw smashing through everything. That's the only, like, truth in the poster. Is that claw coming for you so bad? Yeah. I love Creature Feature. Keeps it real. I love the giant claw for that reason, for, like, 1957, because the big stupid marionette flying around the whole time, you know, and they did that. I love. I love stuff like that. You can see the strings.
It's like, it's awesome. You know, is that the one looks. Like a big turkey? I think so. Or like a big like vulture type big wigged creature? Yeah, that's what. Yep. Yeah, yeah, they wanted vulture and I see turkey. You know, a turkey slash vulture. It's fine. Yeah, it works. Well, ducks are the horniest bird, so I'm not surprised that we don't have like half vulture ducks or whatever. So the possibility of a half turkey vulture is. It's right there.
It's whichever animal gets hornier, we're gonna have it. Well, that explains the New York Ripper and studies behavior. You get possessed by a duck person, possibly the New York Ripper. I don't know. Yeah, I love revisiting New York Ripper and it never. That, that duck shit never gets better. I wouldn't take it out. I wouldn't want it to not be there. But it never gets any better. It never goes down any easier. Oh, man. Gary, thank you for hanging out, dude. I thank you my friend,
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