The podcast on HAUNTED HILL will contain spoilers and swearing. The podcast on HAUNTED HILL will contain spoilers and swearing. The podcast on HAUNTED HILL will contain spoilers and swearing. Hello and welcome to the podcast on HAUNTED HILL EPISODE 157. Thank you for seeing me, Gav. This is GALSED ALIENS, INSEX, Fish People and anyone else in the world. of Walter, which is a bit boring to say. It's summertime, episode isn't it, don't?
It is to kick off the summer for the last couple of years. We have started with something setting the woods, usually involving teenagers getting hacked, hacked up, out camping, and you know, we've also tried to come back to Jason every year, so we've worked our way the last couple of years through the first few Jason movies. I do enjoy it. That we love it, it's our favourite franchise. A part firm I don't like part five of discovered from reviewing.
Oh, I've actually changed my opinion on part five, but in the opposite of that. Wow, okay. So yeah, we will be covering Friday the 13th part four, weirdly titled The Final Chapter, and then we'll also be covering the final chapter. So it's not the final chapter. Part five, a new beginning. It's a new beginning. Four and five. What I will say about these two
is they have stuffed in some very funny and interesting characters. Often slasher movies like this will have little side characters like someone just jogging through the woods, and they're not always very interesting, but five. If four or five have got some really random characters, the only reason to watch part five is literally the Oobaby couple. That's literally it, and they're not even in for that long, but for me, they're well memorable. I thought in my head that guy's
on screen for the whole fucking movie. No, it's like five minutes. Well, hang on, don't forget Ethel and Junior as well. They're pretty special as well. Oh, yeah, all right. There's some very good characters, and the chubby hitchhiking woman who just sits there eating a banana grumply, whilst chasing the stasher. There's a lot better than that. There's a lot better than the review. Right from you. Stay with us and you get all of that. So that's what we're covering on
this episode. Very excited. It's like I said, it's hopefully this is kicking off some warm weather in the UK here. We've had a bit of warm, but also a little bit of cold. And I have to take my top off because I am pretty warm, and I've got the window shut because we can't record what happened. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. So Gav, it's episode 17 last episode, weirdly, was episode 156. Just a quick one on that. It was a patron special, a patron pick. And Dante, I've got his pick.
We covered, called from 2017 and we covered, kind of, of souls for 1962. And just a quick message from Dante to say, I realise I'm a bit biased, but I think that was a particularly amazing episode. Lads, well done, Gav, Dan and Bill. He thanked Bill Murray as well. Thanks for a thrilling episode. Oh, you're absolutely welcome, man. Very welcome. Yeah, I'm glad you enjoyed it. Yeah, we never know what's going to happen. We never know. We never know. Well, we just hope it's
not going to be shit. That's the main goal. So yeah. And Bill Murray has talking about Bill Murray. He's arrived with a VHS tape that he wants us to watch for our world of the strange segment. Why is he looks excited? He's not shaking a little bit of it. I don't know. I don't know. I watched him in a film last night called The French Dispatch by Wes Anderson. Absolutely batch it. Film typical Wes Anderson film. But Bill Murray's always
very enjoy, but isn't he? Oh, what? You were very good, Bill. But there we go. Gav, what have you been watching recently? I've watched a few bits and bobs. I know that we're going to speak about under Paris because we've both watched that. I tell you what, I really enjoyed watching it came on. I only on Friday on Amazon Prime because I got tattoo Friday. And when you get a tattoo for a tattoo of any sort of size, you sit for quite a while. So yeah, one of three things. I watched
it behind the scenes in front of a part four in fact. But one movie I watched which I really enjoyed and laughed quite a way through. It wasn't Weirdo Yankevic movie. Yeah, so I'm really excited to watch that soon. It was really enjoyable. Yeah, I funny enough. I saw it on the Prime a couple of days ago. So and it's on my list to get to. So I will probably bump it up in the next couple of weeks and watch it.
I really enjoyed it. It's not really properly following his story. It's almost like we're person himself. It's kind of like a parody of those movies almost. You know, only Weirdo, Weirdo Yankevic. It's like things happen. You're like, that did happen. I might say a thing to spoil it. It's quite fun. But it's like if we're done. It's been his biggest fan in it. Exactly. If he made the story of his life, it would clearly be
like a really funny cover of it. It's famous for it. And Daniel Radcliffe is brilliant, isn't it? Yeah. You know, Daniel Radcliffe is really quite a great actor. You know, I'm not really he's not smarty as me, but he's nice. No, he's like, yeah, no, if I can wear whatever, don't stuff like it. I'm not seeing Guns of Kimbo with Jason Heldens movie, but Jason Heldens did. Jason Heldens did, um, um, um, deaf gasm. Oh, yes, of course, yeah.
Daniel Radcliffe was also in Horns, which is a really cool concept, uh, but a guy that grows horns, um, and yeah, witnesses lots of evil. And he was in a fantastic film called Swiss Army, man, uh, where he plays a dead body. I'm not seeing it. I still, I still, I still, whenever I say Jason Heldens, I think of the time when I was chatting to Jason Heldens in the bar and I'd seen deaf gasm and I, I, it came out really wrong where I said, I just
want to get down on my knees. Wow. It, it was actually to praise like, we're not worthy. He came, he was. It came across as like, I wanted to suck your dick because it's like a, and it's, and I was like, oh, and then I dug a hole from saying, oh, I don't mean not suck your dick. And it was like a whole thing. So I'm talking to the director now. So anyway, so whatever his name becomes, I think of that moment. You think of blow jobs? Oh, thank you. Just,
deaf gasm. Gulp. Um, right. Well, so yes, you watched, you watched that. Yeah. Anything else? I have seen all this stuff. Um, I, um, watched Hell House for. Oh, yes. How is that? Because the third one was a bit panned. The third one was a bit panned. It's better than the third one. I can't remember the second one very well, but the first one I've seen probably three or four times actually. We're big fans and
we covered that very, very long time ago. The direct, with big fans of that. Yeah. Um, apart from what I quite enjoyed actually, it's a totally different thing, but they do some sort of, or it's, it's quite a hard without footage. Who is obviously always going to be new ways you could do stuff, but a lot of ways have been done. Um, and we know horror is a general. So we, you know, the tropes of certain things lingering. So it's going to then happen or music stops and
it all goes quite something like that. We all know this stuff. So it's quite hard to do new stuff, but they do do some new stuff. So we've like the found footage bit. So I would say, worth a watch. I don't want to say skip three. You're going to four. Yeah. Three isn't that great. Three goes a bit too far from me. I didn't enjoy that. Um, I was watching earlier on, um, which I've seen before and I'm going to go back and finish it. So I'm probably, I really enjoyed
a nickel scage film. Oh, right. Yeah. I'm this cage. And it's primal. Primal. Uh, I don't think I might have seen that. Oh, really. I really enjoyed this film and it's a recommend for me, but it's a sort of film I like. It's kind of like in some ways it feels, feels almost like first blood mixed with something like under siege mixed with science of the lambs. Great. Something like that. We've seen this cage with big animals just have to be on a boat
transport. And it's all on a boat. Uh, primal. Uh, no, not seen it. I'll go watch this. Oh, do it's actually got. I'm can Johnson in it as well. It's quite it's quite fun. I was watching earlier so I could go back to it and I've seen it before anyway. Um, yeah, it's quite a fun feel. It says Frank's called wildlife in the Brazilian. It's called Frank in it. I like that. Yeah, yeah. I'm high. I'm Frank. I'm Frank. He's caught wildlife in the Brazilian jungle
including a 400 pound white jaguar. He ships it on the same ship as an arrested assassin, but the assassin breaks free and frees the animals. So amazing. It's like con air but with animals. Yes. And they're and they're trying to get this killer and they're hunting him through the boat. I thought there's animals here. It's like a gag film. Like just yeah. That's it. It's really worth watching if you're not seeing it. And I think it was kind of probably an under the radar movie,
but the concept and how it's actually, you know, a lot of sound. Yeah, no, no, no. It does actually some BC, maybe D films at times. Um, this one's actually up there with being a quite a production. There's a lot of things going on. It's, it's pretty good. Amazing. Well, um, I've been watching very new stuff. Um, I watched 2024's, which is this year, gav, by the way, uh, 2024's the first omen which hit Disney plus. I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna watch it next time I see Sarah one
time in the future when I see Sarah. And the future we're gonna see what's that. So yeah, tell me about it. Without doing any spoilers, please. Yeah. I won't. Um, I, I enjoyed it for the most part. Uh, it felt very true to the first omen, especially not the first omen, because it is the first omen, but the first film, um, and at times it felt they did a very good job of making it feel like you were in that decade. Um, and obviously it's setting up. Like 70 80 70s 80s 70s. Yeah, because
it's setting up that the omen movie. Obviously, so you know, things aren't gonna do great. That's cool, because I always love that backstory when like, it's far enough for parents with jackals and like, what the fuck and all that whole thing? Yeah. So what I like about it was, and you're, you won't like the, but there's some body horror in it. Uh, specifically around, um, birth, giving birth and pregnancy. My eldest son is cinema. They told me it's soon to go to
call them and their friends and we saw a head coming out of a joiner. Was I? Yeah. Okay. There's more though. There's more towards the end as well. I don't know. Obviously spoil it. So there's, I really appreciated the body horror. I thought that was good. Um, and I really, I always love it when there's like a CD religious, um, you know, underbelly going on, you know, like the Vatican are covering this or that and the other up. Oh, there's a little love to expose. Yeah. So it's got all
that in it. I just find it sagged a bit in the middle. It was a bit boring. The ending was all right. Uh, overall I gave it a six out of 10 because it was, I enjoyed it. Um, and I think you probably will, but it's you're not going to have your mind blown by it, but it was better, much better than most of these, um, legacy pre-calls or sequels we're getting at the moment, you know, I haven't seen the exorcist, uh, than the, the new exorcist one, but um, this was great. And, you know, it hit
bright at, uh, who lose, lashed Disney plus, which we've got. Uh, so I thought, you know, if I can't watch it. And yeah, it was a great way to kill, kill an evening. I just didn't appreciate it at all, having given birth naturally to twins. Um, towards the end of it, she was getting very stressed saying, damn, this is horrible. Why are you watching this? And I was like, uh, you don't have to watch it. You can go to bed, you know, you sat there on your laptop and she didn't like seeing
all the sort of the birthing stuff happening that was going on. But, um, yeah, it was, it was all right. Six out of 10 for me, I'd be interested to know what you think of it. Uh, let's talk about my, because I'm doing them in order. I've got three to watch. That was my, my weakest out of the three. My next one, I watched you've also seen what is Dan love. He loves fucking sharks. Fucking not sharks. What does Netflix do? Do you want to see some sharks swimming around Paris canals?
Yes, I do. So under Paris, everyone's been raving about this. Yes. So you gained direct. Yeah. Uh, did frontiers once put a time in the, uh, the French new wave horror scene of the early 2000s. Um, that movie did not have CGI and practical. This movie does have CGI sharks, which most of my only let down. But obviously, you couldn't get trained sharks to do the stuff that they want to do, which I understand. But as times they could be like, you could not
let that go out. It's some bad shots. But I really enjoyed it. And I thought the cinematography was beautiful at times. It was a really polished production in the series. It's really well-known colors. Really well-acted as well. I actually watched it. It started watching it. And I realised for some reason it was dubbed. So I put it on French and watched it with French subtitles. I did dub because it was actually a lodge and I watched it. It was a really good idea. So he said, can I have
it dubbed? No, it's okay. Really good idea. It reminded me a little bit of, um, um, deep blue sea, which is a really big favorite of mine. Um, and some great characters and really good acting in it. Everyone in it was fucking good-looking. It was a bit annoying. I know the whole French and French are supposed to be beautiful, but they were all very good-looking.
All the men and all the women. But, um, yeah, I really enjoyed it. Uh, there was some, um, there's a scene towards the end, uh, where hundreds of people are, we were exploring it. I was about to dive into the water for a sporting event. And you just think, this is going to be an absolute bloodbath. It's, um, because there's a marina, isn't there's a female man? Yeah. Well, once we are finished the intro here before we get into off air, we have to just literally
talk about that ending very quickly. Bit unexpected. Yeah. Um, I was really gutted. So there's a couple of shots that are here and there, which are okay in the shark, but there was a lot of CGI, which was awful, like, like, awful, like 20 years ago, computer graphics, like, awful. I don't know why. And then weirdly, there was also some really good practical effects. At times, there's some eye-catching. Yeah. But also, there was a couple of up-closings with the
sharks, which is definitely like an animatronic. Um, and that looks really good as well. But you're right. When there was a matter, there was a spoiler. Oh, really bad. There is more than one shot, but you find that quite really in the film. Um, when there's a lot of sharks attacking, that's where the CGI does. So it's cracks a little bit, but. Just going to pull out my
ZX Spectrum 81, make some shark graphics. But we both enjoyed it. That's the main thing. And it's better than a lot of the shitty shark films that I watch that I'm putting myself through all the time. Yeah, there is, it's a fun shark movie because there's like, uh, there's a finger on it. So all of a sudden, there's a shark and I hang on. Why does that got so big so quickly? So there's like a slight mystery finger on it. Then all of a sudden, the shark does the normal, gets into like,
like, air as it shouldn't be. It's a summertime with lots of people. So you've got that disaster finger. And I'm liking piranha, you know, the remake, that sort of stuff. That sort of thing. Same as short, short, and then it goes into another thing, but in fact, we've got actually coming up scene, triathlon. You've got the mayor and their same as yours saying, I'm not going to shot the triathlon. I spent a lot of money on this. It does take its basic look to
jaws. And this is how we do shark. And then at the end, it turns into nothing about spoiler that much was unexpected. But it's a fine film if you want to watch the shark movie. And it's the summertime. And it's one of the better shark movies to come out in the last few years. Talking of CGI, my final movie that I wanted to talk about is a movie that makes it's amazing use of CGI with a budget of only around 14 million. It came out at the very end of last year.
It hit Netflix this week. And I was fucking blown away by it. Not really was a very good story, but the incredible effects. I'm talking about Godzilla minus one. I also watch this with my son again. Ah, fantastic. Yeah. My god, this was very, very good. And again, this has got a huge jaws segment in it. A very big homage almost to jaws, whether they're hanging out on a boat for a long time. You get to know these people who were kind of thrown into this situation hunting Godzilla.
But they do it in a very good way. Steven Spielberg's been to see it three times at the cinema. And the director Takashi Yamasaki said, when you get praised from Steven Spielberg on your film, that's like getting praised from God himself. Oh, I really use that only. Yes. Did you like it? Did I like it? Yeah, yeah. I really liked it. Yeah, I think he did. He got bored a couple of bits of talking because he's got a YouTube
attention span. No, I really enjoyed it. I really liked the fact it felt just like a 1960s Japanese original Godzilla film with the same sound effects and music, the original score. And but with a monster just looking totally brilliant and angry and just really evil monster. Yeah, really horrible looking monster. It's like, I want to fuck you all up monster. When he when he peeps at the scene. God said it should be. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, we've stopped being friends and teaming up with others. And you know, when he pops out of the sea like this sort of your platoon moment, whereas eyes are just showing, you know, there's a couple of times where you just think that is terrifying, you know. And when he comes on land, I was really scrutinising the effects because when he stomping his way through video games, there's people running and getting crushed in the buildings. Yeah, because I was watching as well, how they did it.
And I was like, okay, so you put the close up real close up in the foreground of like the foot going down of Godzilla, then people there. But then they wouldn't come back to that foot, they kind of moved on as a, ah, so that's how you're getting around doing it because obviously they did it on a lower budget than a lot of like Hollywood films. And that was what it praised. Like I had to show Hollywood like what you're doing. You're fucking idiots. Look.
The only time I noticed a couple of cracks in the CGI was with some of the vehicles, like the boats at sea, although it all still looks much better than a lot of movies at show. Well, that film, we weren't talking about. Yeah, it was absolutely disgraceful compared to it. But yes, it's really good. And, yeah, I think I think it's really good. Did you ever consider TV shake out recently? Yeah, I've been out of it.
Kurt Russell. Did that just get completely forgotten about? No, no, it's because that's related to the monster first, you know, the King Kong Godzilla monster versus that at the moment, which I've kind of, I've got Hollywood. The Hollywood one. Yeah, I have as well. It's just, it's the Chabadizo, like the one we saw in minus one, I like quite like that monster by that looks. The ones we see in these are just, yeah, average like it. It's like maybe Pete Jackson's
King Kong or where it's just that sort of thing. And you know, it's fake. It feels right when a Godzilla movie is Japanese. Does that make sense? Because although it feels like you're kind of stealing their, the Japanese big icon really. Yeah, but I really appreciate the fact that we couldn't watch it dubbed. Yeah, because I was with Elijah. So he actually sat and that's probably his first Japanese film to read the subtitles while watching the Japanese. At times he'd say like,
oh, that's been a while. So he'd look back at me and then say like the word they said, it's said to me Japanese. Amazing. Not easy to remember, but he thought it was quite funny not something like that. That means that. That's okay, cool. And much like Jules, what this film does is while it makes you care for the human character. It's quite a lot, particularly our sort of main heroes. What an interesting concept. Because I see where Steve Spielberg's going like it.
It's going to be there because he grew up with the walls and people from planes and things like the kamikaze. And it was one interesting concept to have a failed kamikaze tried to like rent back his, his honor. Yeah, because it's no spoiler to say that because you know, this is all in the synopsis on I'm debuting the trailers, but the guy, the main guy in it. Yeah, he, he chickens out of being a kamikaze pilot. Quite rightly so. What, you know, Jesus, you're throwing
yourself into death. I think, if any reason, if any, most of the carikaze pilots were fucked up on pills. All right. Okay. Well, well, when he comes back, you know, they're like, well, either your ejectors, he, you know, something went wrong or you chickened out and they find out he chickened out. So it's all about him trying to redeem himself. Godzilla. It does. It does. It's just great. Yeah, no, highly recommend if anybody else is already. So if you've got Netflix UK, it's now on there.
I think if you have any kamikaze thing in there, it gave it such a brilliant, other thing of bringing to like really full on things together in a way, do not mean. Yeah, yeah. Our foys brilliantly done. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there we go. That's why I've been watching. Is there anything else that you wanted to mention before we get into some camping out of the woods? Most of the ways. Was it a dentist? Have they ever had the kids?
Because Charlie being autistic, they have to have someone go with them. They just cannot do it. Excuse me. I've still got long COVID by the way, people. It's brilliant. Yeah. So I waited the other turn. There's a guy there and there's T-shirt. And I looked to a great T-shirt and I said to the kids, Bob, do you know what that is? It's right now. And it said I collect spores, mold and fungus. Amazing. Amazing.
And I was bringing it. So I sat down and I said, I just love that movie. And he went, well, it's my job. I was like, let's try it out. I'm like, he's a ghost. Pusty. He works at the ghost. The film is what, what do you mean? Tell me, tell me. And he's like, oh, I work with fungus and stuff. And I said, all right. Then I went off on one talking about Lin's main mushroom powder. Amazing. Going off on one saying, and I didn't know it. It took my anxiety. Tell you it.
And I was going off on and off. He's just like, yeah, yeah, just understood to me. Then he says, I'll work for forestry commission. That's really cool. And I was like, yeah, but I've just talked to him for ages about something he has no involvement with whatsoever, which is my son. Yeah, but he would have heard about that, you know. I'm sure. And then I said to him because I was like, oh, so we went just kind of look forward to it.
Quite busy in here in it. Yeah, no, strange acts of thoughts. Any busy at 2.30. Keith. 30. And he laughed. And then we didn't say more. And he's called in. And that's the end of my time in life on the world with that man. And he'll take that away. Go like this dude. It is that coming with me all sorts of energy. I was a bit rude to somebody at a kids party a
few weeks ago, not on purpose. That's right. I for my birthday this year, I got a really cool alien t-shirt with a really arty piece of just a piece of good piece of art, which he's got. So going over. Oh, okay. No, it's like, so when we breathe, we've resigned with our hair. And then if you look carefully, you'll sort of see like a xenomorph. And it's just a bit of art. It doesn't say alien on there, but you can tell what it is.
If you know the movie and you know my sister got that and I really love it. I was wearing it at this kids party and a guy came up to me and I went, oh cool t-shirt. Is that alien? I said, yeah, he went, oh, it's really cool. But I was really tired. I had my twins running around. And that was all I said to him. I turned around and I started helping one of my kids with something. And my wife came up to me and said, that man just paid you a compliment on your t-shirt. I think he wanted to
start speaking to you, but you just walked off. I said, wow, fuck it. You can't help it. Sometimes, yeah, I know exactly that. I have that now, not with kids running around me. I just like, I don't want to talk quite now. But then I felt guilt-tripped. So then later on, I said, I went up to him and so I'm a pretty good party this, isn't it, for the kids? Yeah, yeah, so do you like it? I thought it's going to fucking face part, I said, talk to the Hannah, just walk off
and you, oh, my drop. Now we did have a little chat and then as we left, he said, oh, I really feel like we've met before. I said, oh, I know what you mean. We get on really well and I sort of look, like, oh, well done. Well done. You've been a friend. I thought, why haven't, but yeah, and acquaintance. Yeah, I said a late turn. You might see around Bristol. Probably not. I don't need those when I can help it. Yeah.
Well, there we go. Well, that's what we've been watching. I was working at the other day in Western Superman and I did a little bit of Bristol just the other day. I didn't say like, because I couldn't, because I was just not possible because I was working. Anyway, I spoke to my mum and I said, just go, you know, by Bristol. She said, oh, say hello to Bristol for me. She'd be loved coming to Bristol. Oh, bless. Yeah. Well, Bristol loved having her as well.
Does that make sense? I guess. Well, I think then it's time for us to get on our backpacks, get a cams in. Maybe we could get a very young quarry Feldman involved in our adventure. Oh, yeah. We'll talk more about that. Well, yeah, if we have a trade on it then, for Friday the 13th, the final chapter clearly the last in the franchise. No more off to this. I don't know why it says part 4 of the view. There's no such movie. Here we go.
Three times before you have felt the terror known the madness lived the horror. But this is the one you've been screaming for. Friday the 13th, the final chapter. Jason is back. He moves like a shadow. Dark and silent. Are you changing mind? He never utters a word. He doesn't even seem to breathe. Where the hell's the car scroll? Simply, mindlessly. Mercilessly. Kills. But now, Jason's reign of terror is over. Friday the 13th, the final chapter. Jason's unlucky day.
After being announced dead and taken to a morgue, Jason Voorhees meticulously revives escapes from hospital. Stalks are group of friends. Rit and the house and the country shards near Crystal Lake. Not even at Crystal Lake near it. He's just like, balls to the walls with your fucking rules basically when it comes to it. I don't care. You say this is the last chapter. I'm back. I'm really dead. I'm back again.
No worries. And not every guy at camp, Crystal Lake, I'm going to go into the country which is near it. But fuck it. I'm going there and I'm going to go kill some people. Yeah, it's basically a bit like early Arabian beers in this movie. Yeah. Directed by Joseph Zeta, this is 1984. I don't know. It's up there. My top three of Friday photo-pop fours. It's not my best.
It could be number two. I do really like the original. I know it's very like, it doesn't really have Jason, but I do like the original, like the whole feel of the original feel. I think it's great. This is up there though. Follow me. Oh, me too. This is probably my second or third favorite. You know, as much as I still, I even like some of the later ones which people don't like Manhattan
etc. I've still got a soft spot for them all. But what I really like about the Jason's is where we get to the Tommy Jarvis story, which takes place over four, five and six. I really like that character. It's the final boy. And I like the fact that it's Corey Feldman obviously. What a career. He's had Gremlins, Goonies, Lost Boys, a Friday the 13th movie. At this point, we had Gremlins coming out at the same time. I don't know why Gremlins came out at the same time.
Same day's Ghostbusters. Oh, really? Crazy. Imagine that day in 1984. I know. And this movie coming out at the same time. He was like his face of around that era of just before it was the two quarries before that sort of teenage age. You know what I mean? My name is a kid still. He was just all over the shop. Let's talk about Corey Feldman now then. I'm kind of surprised he's not more fucked up. I'm not saying he, I think he's fucked up. I do think obviously leaving a life like that
as a child. Child actors. Obviously we see some go on and say Kurt Russell's and a very homely natural, which should be the correct manner of someone as a child actor goes up to be like just someone loves acting. Very versatile Kurt Russell. Incredible. Everyone fucking loves Kurt Russell. Men, women, gentlemen. And so far we mentioned him. So far someone like Daniel Radcliffe is doing okay. Indeed. Obviously a lot of people can handle it stuff, but it must be really hard.
And Corey at this time, like the cast were going out to the bar offers. He really wanted to join them. He was gutted. He'd have to go back to normality because he's young and stuff. And it must be really hard. So I don't think he's fucked up now, but I think he's quite a centric. I think it's a word for Corey. And I bless him. I feel like I've read his book, Coreyography. Obviously people could say, well, it might not be true,
fair enough, but I'm just going from what the word saying. It was quite traumatic, especially for the other Corey. Indeed. He didn't get on very well with the director Joseph Zito. Well, well, they hated each other. Well, funny enough, the person that played Jason hated. Corey. He hated him too, which is why in the last, I want to call him a little shit.
He called him a little shit, but also in the scene where he grabs him for the window, when they yelled action, he didn't move for about two extra seconds. So the reaction you get, because Corey thought, oh, there seems not going, because I thought there'd be been grabs by now. And then he grabbed him, which, so the scene you get that they shot that they used to is actually his actual scared face. Yeah.
Then Corey said he felt really stressed. You know, he's a child. And he said, Joseph Zito was the director was putting him under lots of pressure, so that when he hacks away Jason at the end, he was hacking into sandbags. He said he pictured that was Joseph Zito that he was hacking up with a fake machete. Wow. Well, you got to use something. Jesus. Yeah, and Corey couldn't come back. He has offered roles, obviously, with the other films.
Tommy would have gone on to, like he would have, if nothing else had happened at Corey, and he had no other films coming up, you know, invitations for films, he would have probably gone on to be a Tommy, and he'd been like the connector, like the Donald, Donald Pleasants. I would have been cool, wouldn't I? Yeah, it's Tommy, but he was offered Gunees.
So imagine like in the future, in an alternative reality, whether they make Jason X and he gets pulled out, and it's like Demolishamon, and they're like, we're going to fill out this guy called Tommy Jarvis, and it's like a grizzled older Corey Firmly's like, I've waited a long time to take you on, Jason.
On the side note, have I said this before, or of our dream tonight, I feel like me and you could be like, Bill and Ted, you know, like in the future, they're like, Bill and Ted, and it's the whole thing, I feel like we're Gavin Dan, and it's the podcast on Horde Hill, and all the words we say of wisdom will be like the Bible in the future, I feel. Have I said this before? Is it? You never said that to me, and I absolutely love what you're saying.
Forgot what we're doing to the whole conversation. Jesus Christ, it reminds me to... So come, come Friday for part five, Corey had to say no, but he was already shooting Gunees, on a six day week shoot, he said he's the only person, I guess at the time, who had done like a 14 day on the shot shoot, even though he's SAG, which is an actor's guild, so he shouldn't do that, that's at the kind of illegal, and he's a kid.
On the sun, he said, oh, I'll just do a bit of Friday for a 15th part, five in the beginning of it. So they came around and they shot in his neighbor's garden, and just put a freezing cold water on him, and he said it was fucking freezing, it was rubbish. And no, and no, Jesus was there, they just filled me in a hedge. Amazing. And that's his role for the part five.
Well, the other person of note, and we should probably get this out of the way, while we're talking about this, probably getting to this story, is Crispin Galava is in this movie, so I believe it was his first role. A casting, a casting lady, a dolde in the way she said about it. It was like, easy lady, that's probably I found upon. Another very eccentric man in real life.
Apparently not very nice sometimes, he was obviously very famously played, Martin Muffly's dad in the back to the future movies. Apparently quite again, that was sort of a centric, someone on the set of Friday for a 15th four, kept himself to himself, didn't he hang around with him, didn't talk to anybody, like the cosper said, I just needed something about him. So, all right. But there are, in cinema and in movies, there are probably five dances that are most well remembered.
I'm talking John Clothandarming in kitboxer. John Travolta. John Travolta, I'm talking maybe, Friday night, might you might want to squeeze that one in. There isn't a particular dance though, it's not a dance of. Creep show had a very good dance, if I remember right now. There's a few out there, but this is, in horror, dancers go, this is up there.
This is Chris Binglover when he does his dance, and we'll talk more about it when we get into it, but there is a dance in this movie that is just phenomenal. And it's because they were playing a believe in AC DC song on set, and then they put over a more disco-y song. I, because I might have got notes on it saying like, there's a way where you could do it as a director and be like, I'm going to do it for slapstick comedy.
I'm going to put the same con there, but juxtapose it with something else to make that the funny thing. Can you get the rights to the song we used on sex, and then using a different song? Yeah, but you could get a, you could get, oh, I suppose it's not very metal though, you could get something closer to it than that, because he's dancing. He's dancing is out there. But he gets the girl.
I tell you what, I think we should have a dance, a podcast on Horde Hill disco dance competition, and we just go there and we're just like, in the old, don't use something like it, it's Michael Jackson's thriller, but we just do that dance. Yeah, I think we'd all probably break our arms and necks to rather catch up with, keep up with Chris Benglava. It's an unusual timing. It is. Anyway, this is not a choral for podcast. Let's get into this.
So, as always, we start off with the paramount logo, and the little bit of a ch-ch-ch-ch. Always gives me chills, always pleased to see that. I just love Friday 13th movies. There's something about it, you know.
Like I said before, the Slasher films before, and some of the films that I feel like have failed, is that Friday 13th, luckily, with Mancini, the composer, luckily found this person, and it was a match made in heaven, because if he's choices of just taking lines and so on, and just going to be our motive for Jason, and having that, we have it with a down, down, down, down, with like Freddie Krueger and other, and Halloween, obviously you got to uncarp the score, which is infamous as well.
But it's just a ch-ch-ch-ch. It's so good. I am so good. It's yours. It's the simplicity of just very little things, being jarred enough, and you just go, oh, but Jason's score has also got that sort of almost... Yeah, in the scores, Grave. The scores were really good. ...sign like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, as he sort of chases people as well. I adore it. Yeah, me too. Absolutely.
And sometimes around Halloween, when I'm listening to my Halloween music, I will put on Jason, any of the movies, really, you know, the soundtrack. Always fantastic. We start off with some campfire tales, Grave, group of people gathered around. And it's very clever way to recap the first three films. Oh, very quickly. Tom Svili is back. Oh, good. Because he'll be a person who can't do effects for creative differences. Tom Svili came back good. Really wants to... Really wants sex machine.
Oh, yeah, baby. So Tom Svili on the effects. So we've got the camptiles, and it happens to be like a mashup of all the first three films. Yeah, so it's the kind of story. Not only that, actually. It's basically... Here's what happened last time, kids. And it goes through just little flashes here and there of the first three films. I quite like. Sometimes I don't like that in films because they... Are they seeing? I'm sure they did that in the other ones as well.
I'm sure they did that in two and... three, maybe. Sometimes you can tell they're doing it just to make that stretch out the runtime. Yeah, but I think... No, I think more so. Well, actually, what year was the last one that came out? It must have only been like a year before something. Probably 82, if not 83. There's always yearly, I think.
So it's not like the audience is going to forget, but at the same time, you've got to remember, the HHS wouldn't been completely in everybody's houses right at this point. So people do need what happened last time in Flashback. So you do kind of need the info dump. And we get basically a sizzle reel of different kills and people screaming. We even get a crazy Ralph. It's got a death curse pop about it. And then the guy selling the story says, and it's Jason once revenge.
And then it just exploding title. Can't explode onto the screen. The credits, the music, Tom Savini's name. We know we're in for an absolute brilliant Friday night with this movie. And then we cut to... Get the pop corn out. You know, it's just like a corn weight. And then we cut to a chopper, a helicopter. Yeah. It's like sky. Quite like this, because this is almost like beginning of... And it's funny enough that I think it's maybe the next one, I don't know.
But this kind of reminds me a little bit of Halloween to the original at the beginning. It's very much a continuation. It's the same night time. Yeah, it works well. This is the same principle. We're going from what just happened, aren't we? Yeah. Yeah, from the last film. Yeah, yeah. So it's actually all very, very... You could actually do a complete one in one night, a double bill and put them both together as one film.
Yeah, if you wanted to, you could even edit out the flashback and just cut straight to this. Into that. Yeah, yeah. Because, yeah, the end of the first movie, we're... The last movie, sorry, which is part three. We're there. All the bodies are being wheeled out. Jason's body is lying down, not face down on the floor of the barn. The cops are everywhere. You know, the helicopter's got his search, like on the cops are searching to find out what the hell's happened in this massacre.
They've come across. Every cop back to the exact same scene, which is really quite nice. Yeah. Yeah. Um, bodies being loads of bodies on stretchers. And I don't thought about it until we were speaking about it right now. Do you not mean you'd be able to use both of our brains as one brain. And, uh, come together with four. I really, I really like the shot where someone picks up the axe and puts it in a... sort of looks at it and then puts it in an evidence bag. Yeah. Um, Jason's lying there.
The ambulance arrives and says, yeah, we hear someone say, well, so far we've got seven kids, three bikers, and whoever the hell this is. And they're pointing to Jason. So we know there's quite a large body count here. And there's a sheet over there stuff. And the ambulance come along and they pick up, and it's come along and say like, they said, oh, no, Dennis, oh, I thought it was a ripe rash, so to say. So like the fact is, this film is, uh, it's got more depth.
Like, I feel like a funny 30th movie do have that. I think it's a producer's, a thoughts or control over it. There's a bit more depth to it. The fact that the ambulance job's like, oh, a thought is a ripe rash. Because they're basically, they're quick-lined. They've just rushed all the way there. And it's tennis more stories, more depth of it. It's getting us really involved in the film, do you not mean? Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's absolutely dead. The Friday 30th movies do seem to do that.
They do really let you go back into the, the lake, uh, camp crystal lake, you know? Yeah. There is a certain atmosphere to them. Yeah. Um, we get that the usual shot of Jason's hand slips out from under the sheet, you know, just to give us a little, whoop, whoop, but, you know, as far as we know, he's dead. Obviously he's not put. And then we cut to him being wheeled into hospital.
This is what you're funny enough, and I'll add an our episode of episodes about you were talking about the autops who've been doing, and you said there's always a guy in sandwiches, um, I said, oh, he's a taxi and he's brain dead. Yeah, I think this is probably nice, stereotypical mind go to for the, the mortician who is the sandwich eater, while just putting the, put the sandwich on the body and just chat to them, and then start saying like, that's what I over there is dead.
It's pretty good actually. You know, almost all the saying that, yeah, I'd probably fuck it out. Well, he says, um, ah, wow, great tips. And he says, well, she's dead, he goes, right, what does, what does that change? She's still cute. I mean, all I need to do is, and he goes, all right, all right, that's enough. There's a lady present. It's like, what the hell is this kind of going to say, you know? I understand that, yes, you can still be beautiful when dead. I understand that.
He takes it out a little bit further. You don't, you stop, oh, well, no, stop. You don't need to start saying like, what you might do in the corpse. That's a good name for a song. You always like band names are so nice. Beautiful when dead. Beautiful when dead. Beautiful when dead. It's a good one. Vampire film probably. At the moment though, the film does still feel very Halloween too, the hospital very much so.
And he, we've already established he's a dirty person, but he then starts hitting on one of the nurses that he's bonking. He says to her, meet me in the cold room later on. And she's like, no. Do you know what his name is? What's his name? Axel. Oh, yeah, baby. Axel. She meets, she says no, but she does go to meet him in an office later on that's got some of the bodies in her. She's given him signals all over the shop here. Don't give the, don't give the Necrophole more tissue and sandwich.
Eater. Pervert. Any, any, any mixed messages just be clear. No, don't go to the dark room to get. I've just come to watch the news. Now you haven't. Well, what is, what is on there? When she walks in, go, what is on the TV? What is playing? I've never seen such a fit on YouTube. You can get like harder yoga, yoga workout or fitness workout and you get different instructors and stuff. He is watching the essentially one of these sorts of videos but it's a row beats type one but it.
The ones I've seen in January one person giving you specific instructions, this seems to be like a synchronized swimmers a, a, a, a, a, a saltman of, of different ladies in the same lingerie type. I believe it's, isn't it a mirror? Isn't she doing it up against the mirror? I thought it was not to them? Oh right, that boy boy. Yeah, so she's basically so we could get some different angles.
I'll be doing so she's shaking her butt in her like cricket her 80s like we are up against this mirror and another mirror. So there's three butts and it's a bit like that as to asking in Requiem for a dream but without the deal though and she's just shaking away. And it's and there's just a fact. So he's just like, oh, cows. He's really loving it. But before we see actual he jumpscares the nurse that's meeting him in there. And she's this rich says, well, I wanted to watch the TV the news.
Well, she she did want to watch the news because their hospitals on there she gets excited because they're the hospitals taking the infamous the serial killers. Now I've been dead leads in gentleman on the news. Mark on Mars because they're the famous hospital. Jason Jason. Jason. They're the famous hospital that have Jason. So she wanted to check that out. She did and then she says, no, I don't want them really easily. She starts kissing him and not taking out her boobs.
Well, what gets her hot under the collar is because he says he's in here and she says, what do you mean he's in this very room? That's him over there. And then they start getting on with Jason. Well, he's his corpse behind you. And what any corpse is leave room. He loves it. The corpses are there. This one's like they're watching well fun enough.
It got him actually put a sandwich on the body goes to show how much that it's just a it's just dead dead is and it would be if you do that for profession. Well, Jason's hand falls out again. You could still you could still have sex in different room. Jason's hand falls out again. She is. And this scares them both so much that she walks. I need her. I need her.
He says Jesus Jesus. Joseph Christ and Christmas Christ and fucking Christ and he says about a really good line of like 10 different things. That's pretty funny. I felt like he was ad lib in it was good. He leaves and he puts Jason on ice. And then he just carries on what he says ladies turns back to the tea. We will be where we see says continue and he's just sort of loves watching that really. Yeah, so he's going to be ranking with Jason's corpse beyond.
But before he can, he gets sliced with a surgical saw where the phone the throat and eight out. And great kills in this always. And then he later on he comes outside and he kills the nurse with a scalpel picks her up sort of a bit Michael Myers. So we've already got two kills under a belt. Fantastic work Jason. I love him. I always cheer it. I don't know why I chair. Same with Michael. I'm ready. You cheer with these guys. Kill people. Don't you? It's weird.
Yeah. The audience were coming for the kills. It was the thing you talk about on the class playground. This is the problem. I'm going to have a part five. You're going to him. You've done a lot of moaning. I'm a side note very quickly. Ten years ago today. Rick male died. He did. And I noticed for a year and I put on the Facebook page how he was in America well for London. I can't remember how it was now. Something to do with John Lundis bumping into him and he never said.
John Lundis went to a comedy show and I had an admittance him a shout on each other on stage and he thought it's hilarious. So he went backstage off which has said you want to be in my film and I didn't believe he was making a movie so he never turned up. I would have been in America off of London and sitting them to sit and together would have been not bottom sitting there in America off London. That would have been amazing wouldn't it?
Yeah. And he said Rick was great because his face was really good at set the scene. Yeah. And that's really good. That's like the only sort of straight thing I've seen Rick do. It doesn't really have a line in it does he? It does. And they laugh. He said that. I love that. Oh yeah, that's right. Spitch is beer. No, but resting piece Rick. By the way. Yeah. Anyway, sorry. No, that's absolutely fine. So two kills under a belt.
We cut to the morning and we have a mother and daughter jogging through the woods together. Both very attractive. Someone's watching them. It is Dan being watching YouTube mother and daughter videos. YouTube. No. Put on her. It reminds me of that. I don't get any of that stuff. It's like, why would you want to be a family member? Do not understand it and it seems to be the most popular.
I saw a really funny meme or gift, which was what Disney tells us about stepmothers and it's like that they're all wickety bulls. And then it's what porn hub tells us is something completely different. Yeah, I don't get that whole. I don't get it. It's so weird. Oh, so weird. Yeah, I don't know. But someone's watching them anyway and then we cut to young Mr. Corey Feldman, Tommy in this. Yeah. Paying some video games.
By the way, when you say someone's looking at them, I do quite appreciate that. It's because it's the classic POV, the classic slasher POV, the family there and the Angie and Angie had the. It was nice. That's just classic. It is. It is. And he's got his monster mask on while he's playing this because he makes monster masks. We'll find out more about that in a minute. And his mum says, nice mask. He also says, get your haircut, which is funny because it's not his random mask. Well, oh, yeah.
Good, cool back. But also a good mum to know that he needs his haircut, even though he's wearing a full mask over his head. I really like to know, as to having a son that does clay stuff all the time, I really appreciate when she's like, oh, that's really good. He says, oh, thanks. I've just customised it. It reminded me of Elijah's sort of thing he would do. I quite appreciated that. I was like, yeah, that's cool. I thought that kids were ahead of his time, did I mean?
Yeah. And it feels like we've seen this type of character who makes masks or loves sort of horror in other slasher films as well. But this is probably the first time we've ever really seen someone who's really into it as much as that they make masks and they're really in love with shit. They're just a Vinnie's mask. They look fucking fantastic. Yeah. If a 10 year old kid's making these masks, he needs to job in Hollywood now. Absolutely.
That's it's it's it's it's it's using for all of his stuff. They say, no, you're not having any money and stitch him up like we do if everybody in Hollywood. Well, let's introduce our six count main characters now who are in a car driving. And this is our six people driving to their Airbnb, which is happens to be a cottage on the lake near next door to Tommy's family. I do like the fact American cars. You could do this. A frame in such a way you've got two, two, two with people in the seats.
Yeah. And it looks really good for having a camera on the front bonnet. It goes really well. It's green because you then you got everybody in proportion. You can see everyone is getting really nice because English cars, well, I suppose you get a lot of four by fours and shit now, but definitely don't you get more that definitely don't get six people in the car. They kind of skim over the first four. I mean, cut mainly to the two sat in the back. Yeah, you're right.
Because later on, the others are kind of in a bit more, but you're kind of, yeah, like there's like the one of them that's the real nerdy guy. He's not, you don't really sort of, he's not so, I guess he looks at these guys and these are quite funny because the ones we cut to, obviously is Chris Bid and Teddy is name is Teddy bear. Teddy, they actually came up with that. This whole dialogue, they actually came up with this themselves. And it's very funny. Very memorable.
And in fact, as kids, I must have seen this while start secondary school because we used to say, let's see what the computer says, which is what Teddy does. You know, he basically says, I can't believe he broke up with BJ Betty and Christmine Glovers like, oh, come on, be alone. He says, well, let's see what the computer says. Well, it says, yeah, it says like, basically, you're a dead fuck.
I remember thinking this is like, glad I found out that he sort of came up this stuff so themselves got a thought of thinking that's a strange choice for a script writer to write dead fuck. I've never heard that in another movie. No, no. And also it does conjure up, again, necrophilia, which is the second type of necrophilia in this, so this episode, this film.
What this also makes me realize is I might be wrong in my memory watching part six for the first, that was the first Friday movie I've ever saw because if I would used to do the computer bit, I at least saw this scene when I was much younger than that. Yeah, maybe. So I don't know. But yeah, they have this funny conversation. He broke up with his ex. So essentially, Christmine Glovers character who is Jimmy or Jimbo or Jumbo. It's got a few nicknames.
Him and this Teddy guy, they've got a bit of a love, hate friendship and Teddy's always winding him up about breaking up with BJ Betty. He's been keeping saying, I'm so horny, he just basically wants to get laid. Teddy is a real, like, considers himself a real lady. And one of his lines is, do you want to give Teddy bear a hug? Oh, God. Yes. Christmine Glovers is extremely horny in this. He keeps saying it.
It's like, imagine sitting in the back seat of a car with him next to you going, I'm so horny. What if you're a woman now, you'd be like, fuck. Lock him on a door tonight. So they arrive quite late. It does get to release the release the beast. The beast. Wow. I went beast, you went, cheers. Beast cheers. That's my new band. I like that. For a song. Beautiful wind dead. Love it. So, yeah, they get a bit lost and they see a sign.
They see Pamela Valle, he's gravestone and that freaks him out a little bit. But they carry on driving. Then they see a hippie hitchhiker, a larger lady, comically dressed. She's a bit of a hippie. She's got a sign asking them to pull over and they just drive past. So she flips her sign around and it says, fuck you on the back. They really like her that much of a large lady. She's kind of been trying to put across.
She has a little bit of extra weight, but they have kind of tried to put across us that of her. Yeah. Well, it was the early age. And she's eating. You know, it's a banana. It's a sausage. No, it's a weird thing. It's a weird thing to eat while you're sat at a hitchhiking. She just pulls up a banana. I've never seen someone eat a banana so angrily as this woman. Yeah, but I was just so sad. Glad it wasn't a sausage because that had been weird. It would have been weird. Why?
Just pulled out a big sausage. It's a bit like blow jobs in there. As long as it was in her stepsons. So she pulls out a banana and just starts knowing on this banana and then she hears a footstep behind her. I don't like it. It's really gross when she gets g- she just gets g- it's g- it's g- it's g- it's g- IT WAS Bab But it was a bit annoyed with this kill, by the way. Err, it was a bit like err, cos that town- I am now as a reviewer who watches his movies each time we do.
I am very judgementminded with each kill. I'm checking each kill and loves it, okay, c'mon, what do you think you know what I mean. That's why next movie I'm angrily. He starts us through the back of the net and it comes out with throat. It's called banana mashed up in a mouth and it mashed again. prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbuzzer Okay smashed bananas. I like this session a bit. Though it's not, so yeah that's another kill, well done Jason. Good tomato. That's free, isn't it?
That's free, no. Cut back to Tommy then. So Tommy and his mum and his sister are all having dinner in the evening together. Why do I have to tell you to tell you this? What is the point of pouring a load of liquid into a jug? Then from that jug, pour them into the glasses. Why not cut out the middle jug? I don't know, Cal. What is the point? It feels more civilized. It's bollocks. Just pour it in the glass and sit down. Stop fucking around. Stop funny and about.
Well, they've got worse problems to worry about than their jugs, Calf. Because they've got these people moving in for a few days in the holiday home next door to them. Tommy says hello to them. Of course, a little child running out. Hello. There's some very beautiful women there. So he's obviously like, oh, wow, you know, I might get to know. I don't know. I don't know what Tommy drivers his thinking.
But he just likes the fact that he's someone other than his mum and his sister and his dog Gordon there. And we cut to the girls, bring borders, fuck. Oh, he's making these masks, but he's got a video game. I would honestly love it. I'd bound a little to do wood stuff. Well, we get the usual conversation between some girls discussing sex and reputations and I'm a virgin and I put out, but only to my boyfriend.
So we're kind of establishing that there's already some sexes happening and definitely going to happen during this movie. Yeah, when they all turn up, the other kids over the road and the boys, mum, looks over the road. She just looks so disapproving towards them. So why? They're just people. Well, don't forget, she's got a teenager daughter, who's probably about 18 or 19, really hot. And there's some hunky men there. She knows what's going on. Yeah, but something happens later on.
It's in my notes, which she does. And I was like, you should be more upset about this. The thing here is they're laughing about it. And they're like, oh, it's later on when she looks up. Does it call back to it? She catches Corey, basically. He's watching a couple of battles. That's a bit later on. Oh, that bit. Oh, yeah. And it's not a time and they're about to shake. And he's like, oh, he's getting proper excited like a kid word. It's actually quite good. You need to act in it.
He did say quite a lot, having boobies on shots of kid, he acted with boobies. He said it was quite good. And she catches him. And then she kind of looks up, shots go in and then she smirks. That is the net. Well, that is the net scene, actually. But I don't like that. She gets disapproving notes, because they've just turned up with these people, but she smirks at my young child watching sex. What I like. So that's what we see.
It's Tommy and Baird, and he sees in the dark, he sees the window across the way, and he sees the girl and dressing. He starts making sounds like, oh, he's so excited, because he's like, probably 12. First time he's going to really see a woman completely undress, even though she doesn't know he's watching. And then your mum comes in, got down there.
Just before this, the mum says the daughter, there's probably, they're just reading, because this is before the internet, and they're out in the middle of the country. Don't forget. Don't forget 6am, once ran a lake, she says to her, the mum says the door, well, fuck off mum. Oh, nowadays, I don't know. Could you get a kid to do that nowadays? I don't know. Couldn't get a kid out of bed before 7am, I should imagine. I can't get my days out of bed till I talk.
Look. One of the girls in the car, by the way, cut back to the car. One of the girls is from Weird Science. She is one of the dates. She is one of the dates that they had in the age of the dark, the dark, her, her, lady. The one that gets killed in the rough later on. OK. And she says, naked. She's like, oh, I got my reputation in a sixth grade, and she's not really proud of you. I know that's weird, right? I'll reputation it. What sixth grade? A young.
Yeah. It's really weird that she's really proud of getting a reputation. So OK, no, no, no, no, no, that's not. No, if you like sex and want everyone to know that you like having sex, fair enough, it just seems. I don't know. A bit of strange thing to comment on, say out loud. Well, it's the morning now, the next scene. And we get very, very quickly. When he calls mum, when he just put up the blind again, it's fairly simple. That blind's not stopping a teenage, horny teenage kid.
Why would be peeping through that blind? Well, it's until age, yes, he. A horny young kid. Well, he's not even horny, is he? A young kid. Just no, see. Oh, I don't want to say horny young kid. That's really weird. Yeah, it can be crossed that off. Fingerts, Gav, said in his life. So the next day, our six guests are hiking through the woods. And we get lots of the director doing lots of close-ups of women's asses here, as they're walking through the woods.
Great. Yeah. You know what's going through his mind? Yeah. And we meet some twins. They meet some twins on bikes. They're very attractive twin ladies on bikes. That's actually British, but I don't come across as British in this, because they're talking about, they said about how are they really just like to clothe in their wearing. I think they're called Trina and Tina. Yeah. And they say, oh, we're lost, guys, you twins. Obviously, the men are like, oh, hello.
Well, well, this is what's the dynamics of it? So basically, we've got a kind of nerdy guy and a nerdy girl. And we feel like they're to a couple, because it changes the dynamics. Then we got Chrispin and his other mate, the horny ones at the back, computer guy and Chrispin. And then we got, what's the other two? They're a couple, but they're. And that's a couple. So there's actually two girls less from the equation if we're matching man, woman, man, woman, etc. Yeah. So these twins come along.
These guys are good, especially fucking horny Chrispin. He's probably having a little cheers or a handsome pocket. He's probably having a little tug while he's talking to them. We'll be surprised. I've been so happy playing. Just check it out. Teddy's that's not saying, can you believe there's two of them? Two of them. Oh, my lord. And he's really excited that there's two of these girls. If I've been out, I'd be like, if it's me and you and the twins come along.
I'd be like, I don't think much of yours. Hey, they're the same. Well, these girls, they asked these girls if they know where they can't, where can't Chris to Lake is they said, we're on our way there now, actually. It's quite a walk. So one of the girls says, Sarah says, I'll go back and get the car, leaving everybody else with the twins. And they all head off to the lake without her. So that's fine. We cut them to having a rope swing into the lake. And let's get naked. Let's get naked.
We're just making twins. You two twins, we're not drawing our little party. Let's all get naked and do some skinny dipping. Chris, bin glove, I take your clothes off. I'm going to die. Well, him and his mate are up at the top talking. His mates just like, fuck this shit. It just pulls the clothes off. Chris was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It's really, I like it. It's so much more in depth than other films. Do you know what I mean?
It just feels a bit more like there's more going on there than the average. OK, just pretend this. Just do that. Do this. It's really like they've worked on it. Sadly, this bunch of late teens all naked in the water are interrupted by a young Marie Feldman and his dog, who is just discovering so much stuff the past couple of days. This is a hell of a weekend for him. Literally last night, it's a couple of them having sex. And now, like, this is happening. It's like, what the hell?
He's not good and runs off because it's successful. Good name. So he runs, Chase sees all these naked people. His sister blocks his eyes. And then his sister looks around and sort of says, he looks at them and they're like, you're welcome to join us later on if you want Sarah. There's going to be, not Sarah, what's this is called, Trish, you're welcome to join us later on. We're going to have a party. And she's like, she didn't say no. So yeah, lots going on. Lots going on.
Tommy and his sister's car breaks down. Now, I want to bring this up. Something I've noticed in watching these two movies for this episode is there's certain rules that happen when you're driving or in Camp Crystal Lake. One of them is you'll have sex. Another one is you probably smoke weed or drink a beer. You'll be camping. Another one is your car is definitely going to break down at some point. And then miraculously restart 10 minutes later. You know, this happens a lot in these movies.
Yeah, yeah. And it happens to Tommy and his sister. So he's a bit of a genius, boy, genius. Well, he knows car stuff again, though. No internet at the middle of the woods. If you'd imagine like he's just in my hunger learning how to work the car. And it's like fair play. A skill very worth having. I know nothing about cars. And I really should. But I just can't be bothered.
And this is going to set up a really interesting storyline, which will come back to in a minute in the story with another character coming in. So Tommy gets out and starts fixing the car, Tinker in a hood. We then get a little scene where one of the twins is that another gangster movie I don't know of. Which one? Tinker in in the hood. Tinker in in the hood. Yeah, boys in the hood. Tinker in in the hood. Is that the follow up? Yeah, it didn't do very well.
I felt like Ricky, I felt like Ricky last night taking the Bobcucho's dad's after I finished with a French Bobc滿. I mean, little doggy bag it is all like, like, like tin-fold up and that. Amazing. I felt like Ricky. Tinker in in the hood would be starring where at Davis, I should have called. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Leppercorn A, Tinker in in the hood. Tinker in in the hood.
was he tinker in with was rock David is a little bells that think her in a way. Oh, I'll shoot you with the m16 if you don't run away, you're not to be seen. What is a leprechaun? He's still under there. That's why I'm a bit leprechaun. That's why I'm being more like Davis tinker in that.
Just hanging it in the forest tiles. I think what just let's just drop up, you know, like in a die hard free, they just drop Bruce Willis off in like a gato thing and put a very racist sort of sign on his on him just try to get killed basically. Or as a dare to see if he would do such a gnarly thing. Let's do it. What Davis? Let's just drop him in deep compton. I hate gangster rap. For that honesty. You know, on a flag. Because it's going to be quite hard to be like, yo, Willow.
I love you, man. I love you. Anyway, we have a little scene now where one of the twins. I never thought I never thought a Friday, a thirtieth summer episode, we come up with dropping more kidnapping what Davis dropped him in deep compton. I don't think we're kidnapped in the guv. Let's just say this. Like, no, just for the record. Oh, got kidnapped in more at Davis. Everybody out there. Debalt, uh, productions, etc. It's not saying that we
would kidnap what Davis. Just strip up from record. We're just saying we drop him in deep compton. He has to be nervous on a night out. Inglewood. Dropping him in the middle of Inglewood. Inglewood. One of the twins hides under the decking pretends to be dead very convincingly. Because Sarah doesn't want to get in. She eventually pulls Sarah in and all her clothes. We see some feet then approaching Tommy who's fixing the car. But it's actually Rob.
Rob, another hitchhiker. Another person involved. Now, a spoiler, but Rob actually is a very interesting character in that he is a vigilante who's out to get Jason because his sister was killed by Jason and one of the early movies. It's a very interesting little thing to spin into this story. It was part two. Yeah, it's really cool. He doesn't reveal this just yet. It was quite a weird because I was obviously doing it from a viewer. It's so much interesting. You
really look at a film differently. I've said this before. But watch it yesterday. They want to watch it. It was quite interesting knowing this because I was like, oh, who is this? What's going on? Is this weird? Just dropping another character. But it's actually quite good for interest states because he kind of got the sky turned up. Who's kind of hunting Jason for? He tells them he's a bear hunter. Yeah. He's like, you can't be hunting bear. It's really interesting because we
know his audience bear. Oh, that's Jason for. He's. He's hunting Jason for. He's. These movies do love for our red herrings and we think, it's this guy. So now we're wondering if it's this kind of going to be a psycho because one of the first things he says to them is, do you guys live near here? They're like, yeah, we do. He's like, are there any children? That's the thing. Vacationers are right here. You think, whoa, why is this guy asking that?
That's the thing. This is actually where they do this part five as well. They do. I hope that he turns up at the the Hicks house. How are you not by the chicken shit? If we did already know, Jason for his killer, both of these guys would be, I don't this one in part four. He does look a bit more clean cup. Definitely part five. He's got killer in all over him. But what this does is no. Whenever we see a foot in a bush or someone's, he could be the other person. Yeah. Which is cool. I do.
It's a time we don't need it because we know Jason for who he says a thing. So it could just be Jason or time would be all be happy of that. Really cool that he asks, you know, almost breaking the fourth wall by saying, are there any people vacationing, any campers or kids or teenagers playing? He might as well say, are there any burgeons or weed smokers around here? He's kind of sort of talking about the rules almost. And then Tommy Sisters says,
why don't we give you a lift? So they do. And then she says, come to our house. He's like, he's relevant. Yeah. But then it's even weird there because Tommy then says, come up to my bedroom. And his mum. So this is 1984, 83 probably. You know, if this was a real situation. I'm actually, Corey's taking his date of birth for 5D beer was like, why have you done that? It's very easy to find his bonus 71. He was 12. So he's playing 12. So picture this,
you're your mum and you live out in the woods. There's no one around for miles and your son comes in with a full grown man with camping gear on it says, I'm just going to take Robert's my room. Just just found a bare hunt on the woods. He's going to come up to my room. He's going to my bedroom. Come on, come on. Come on. Come on. This is where it all went downhill. No, I'm joking. I was going to say something. I'm terrible. I won't. So yeah, he's
chasing his masks and his horror stuff. And he's like, wow, I can't believe you made all this. You're really, it's really cool. And they get to kind of know each other a little bit. You know, he hasn't got a big brother or a dad. So he kind of gravitates towards an older bloke maybe. Maybe that's what this is. I don't know. It's just fun. I think, yeah, you're looking at almost an uncle leaf top figure. I'm like, so it's essentially a fatherly figure.
Whereas Tommy, what Tommy's sister is thinking? Hubba hubba. She's making cock. She is. Well, let's get to the party because next door now, the kids have started up the party. I would be quite happy this party. I like the fact that they find an old school porno real to real. I feel like I've been at this party. It's a sort of thing where you can just sit there cracking up with, being drunk and you know, passing a joint or whatever. Well, we'll get to that in a minute
because I've got a few things to say about that, which I think are very good. So yeah, they start there partly. They start dancing. And this is where we get crispy and gluvers. Incredible, weirdly out of time dance to the music that's playing. Basically, he gets dared to dance by Teddy Bear. Teddy says, go on, go on, dance. He says, I don't really dance. The girl's like, come and dance with me, Jim Bo. So he does his crazy dance. We've all seen the gifts. We've all seen the clip.
Even if you haven't seen this movie, you will have seen it at some point. It's the same as we've all seen John Glove and Dan do the dance in that bar and kit box. So it is out there. It's brilliant. It is one of a kind. And then they start doing some slow dancing after this, don't they have? Yeah. Things get romantic. I know. Teddy's getting a bit pissed because he's starting to look and he's starting to fill the room. And he's like, oh, this isn't good because I'm a ladies man.
And it's like, you're not tonight. He's starting to develop these skills of going, oh. He gets a little bit heavy-handed with one of the girls. She sort of turns him down, fair enough, because you know, get your hands to yourself. Have a little side-scene here. Robin Tommy, sorry, Robin Tommy's sister is talking outside and she kind of basically says, I really want to jump your bones. So she makes it very clear in that little scene. Going back to Chris
Binglava, soaking in the kitchen, he's getting more and more drunk. Actually, like I'm natural actor when his mate comes out and he puts his finger for his pants. And he says, he thinks that's funny. It's not funny in that stuff. It's really like just quite convincing, actually. I think Chris Binglava is actually quite an actor. I don't know if he's ever moved on. He did a movie called Willard on Watch One. So I don't remember it. He kind of fell off because I think his fear was too
high for back to the future too. That voice he would have been in it. It's like, why don't you do that? Like you're quite good actor. You could have had a chance to go on and do a lot of like things which has been quite interested as an actor, different characters. So fucking fuck that up. But he's quite good actor. Yeah. And I think the chemistry between him and Teddy is a really good friend. Yeah. Teddy off screen and behind the scenes,
Camp Crystal Lake. I didn't get to watch part five before the show though. He said that we worked Chris Bennemoz on it though. They didn't match it in a few of him. But he said that we worked really hard on our characters and we'd come up to the director that say this is what we're working
on. And they'd be like, yeah, that's cool. There's a really weird interview with Chris Bennemoz from the probably late 80s or 90s on one of the, I think it might be a British TV chat show and he just comes across as a really, really bizarre, bizarre man. He might be a bit autistic or a bit like, he's definitely, he said on a set he's a complete
lonely, would be by himself or a time like fishing or whatever. Just didn't want to be with people which is, you know, maybe he, I would say possibly he might have actually put the fee to hide back to future two because he didn't actually want to do it. Tentally. And that would say to them, no, we can't go great. I don't want to do it because he's, I don't know, he might be happy in his choices. Well, essentially Teddy keeps calling him a dead fuck every, every opportunity. Like
you said, he puts his finger through his flies to take the Mickey out of him. But when it comes to him. Okay. Teddy. Teddy says, oh, it just goes to show you. Don't be a dick. We cut to weird science and she's getting naked. She has a little walk, don't she? Well, just before that, there's a little element of jealousy from the other girls about these two hot twins. They've just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hot twins here. It's funny because we thought
the plane nerds were going to get with the plane girl. They were really not playing in boring. They're going to go upstairs and have a giant for joy. For joy. Fertunity, uh, taking missionary sex. You know what I mean? It's seen like really playing boring couple. It switches. The number of people gets to the twin. Well, so what happens is Paul's girlfriend gets jealous of the twins because Paul's just floating with him in front of his sort of girlfriend. So she's
like, I'm going to go for a swim. You come in and he's like, I think I'm going to talk to this hot twin actually. She gets butt naked, of course, at night. Yeah. To go in the lake. They shot this film between, um, it was just before Halloween because they went out on Halloween. There's a lot of people dressed as Jason when they were walking around which they thought was weird because they're like, oh, we're making a Friday FIT movie. And then they shot all the way through
the winter till finish wrapping off. January, maybe, something like that. This lake would have been very cold. Everything you see is in Volswater and most of Friday Firtim's staple is night, exterior rain, night shoots for most of the films towards the end of stuff. So yeah, generally freezing cold water. So she said she's super, super cold. And what they did though, they cut the raft. So her, we get to kill anyway. She's lying in a raft and her feet are downed for the raft.
So she's pretty much standing up. And then they made a fake butt and legs. And that's what steps through. Okay. So I think maybe Tom Svene is probably under the water with apparatus. So that all just off camera or whatever and steps up. But she was in the water for ages. So she said, Driftick, can I please get out and just like, no, stay there. And she really disliked it. Yeah, because she climbs into a dinghy that's in the middle of the lake. And that's where she meets her.
And Jason dies out of the water and any shish kebab, her skewers, her. And that's her done and dusted pool is dancing with this twin back in the party zone. And suddenly realises when she sort of leans in, he's like, oh my god, I'm cheating. It's like, are you serious? That you've only just realised that you're close to cheating and you're girlfriend. Like she's just run out of the party. You don't know it, but she's dead naked and a dinghy in the middle of the lake at the
moment. Yeah, he's a bit of a twat really. He's like, I can't go through with this. I think I'd better go find my girlfriend. And the twins like, oh, she moves on to the next guy. She moves straight on to the next guy. Country life man, country life. I put in brackets. Slut. So he goes to what is girlfriend, Crispin dances with a twin. No, she's like, come on, what about you, weirdo guy? Let's have a little dance together. So they go upstairs and that leaves Teddy with the
other twin downstairs. So he sort of says to her, do you want to give Teddy Berry kiss? He happens to have an actual Teddy bear, which he uses as a prop to try and get her to give me his, but she seems kind of a bit into it. She's like, she does a bit, but he still, he's cocks up fairly quickly. Pool gets in the lake because he assumes I've been looking for her, and he's so, yeah. Does he find her clothes? I can't remember. Maybe just thinks he knows her so well. He thinks,
what would she be doing at this time of night being naked in a lake? That's what she likes to do. I'll go in there. Why did he want to cheat on her? If he, her regular night, the outing is naked in a lake. Why would she cheat on her? Crazy, crazy man. She's a keeper. Twins. Yeah, so he swims out. Oh, he finds her dead body. He swims back to shore. And just as he gets to shore, he gets killed by Jason. Jason must be poor soaking wet by now. He's just been in a lake. Yeah, freezing cold as
well. This job's getting to me, getting to all for this shit. But the screen, by the way, the death scenes are still nothing amazing just yet. No, no, no, no, we have got a really good running upside down one coming. That's a really good shot. Yeah. Well, that screen of the boyfriend just getting out the lake is what Rob are vigilante here's in his tent. And he's like, what was that? Well, does he run to his tent? And it's got a broken rifle. Is that his tent?
Yeah, he gets his machete and he goes to have a look at what was going on. And when he gets back, his tent is absolutely trapped. So essentially, so this is what we're saying, soaking wet Jason's just killed these two people. He's found his tent and gone, well, obviously, this is a person hunting me. So I'm going to snap their gun. What's going on? Well, I think Jason just likes to set things up. Doesn't he? He loves setting up. Oh,
God, really puts bodies in doorway. There's a brilliant scene in, I think the next one, where someone's been crucified with a nail for each hand. And when he leaves the house, it might be this one actually, when he leaves the house, the bodies in his way. So Jason just rips their hand off the nail. He's like, why did I put that one there for fuck's sake? It's very funny. I'm chatting to Ben, Shadow, I should have, they're both DP who's doing a tattooed of that
at the same time. He said, have you seen the second, I'm not saying the first one. Is it called hiking in the woods or something? YouTube fan film. Yeah, the first one is hiking in the woods. The second one is don't hike in the woods alone. The second one is don't hike in the snow alone. And yes, I've seen that one. Yes, I have. I watched them. The last couple of Halloween, so I've watched them both every Halloween. They're okay. Any good? The second one is good,
because it's good to see Jason in the, you know, with blood on the snow. We've talked about that, you know, contrast before. Oh, great. But I still think the first one is the best one, because they bring back Tommy. I think Tommy or somebody's in it from one of the movies. Yeah, they're really short. They're like 45 minutes or something, if I remember right, they're very good. And they're worth your time. They're on YouTube. And, you know, they're very short. They're free to watch. It's
highly recommend them. You know, they definitely are kind of, they feel like they're part of this universe. They're really well done. Okay. Yeah, I'd recommend them. So yeah, his tent is trashed back at the partyhouse, Crispin, and the twin that he's got, whether it's Tina or Trina, even he gets the names modeled up in the middle of the act. They are on the bed. And the first thing that happens is the bed collapses, probably seen some action that bad, isn't it? And then they get it
on. Meanwhile, Teddy finds the vintage Victorian porn. Well, the other twin knocks at door says, we've got to go home. Come on. Oh, yes, she leaves. Is it you, go just taking a breath? She gets on the bike and she cycles off. You just hear her with ADR under a breath, say, slat to a sister. Yeah, you do. Yeah. Which is funny. Yeah. So Teddy is watching this Victorian porn. He puts it on for the last few people that aren't upstairs having sex and they're
all watching it. And this scene is brilliant because they really do the stoned laughing so well. Favorite quickly to do a podjo is going back to her, beating on her bike outside. Really incredible shot where they've timed it. So we're obviously where they're where they've got their lightning machine goes off. The shadow of Jason is on the wall behind sort of thing. Is she rides off? Is a beautiful shot and something you wouldn't see in the front of her teeth. It's so quick and comes and goes.
I don't think anyone would ever mention it. So I just want to give that props here. No, no, definitely. Do watch it. If you watch it again, that was shots were really good. Some good shadow worker. I think that happens again later on actually. They're all really stoned. They're laughing at this Victorian
porn because it is really just bizarre. I don't know if this must be real because it feels like they wouldn't have had the time to go and shoot this and make it look so old fashioned and authentic. So I think this is probably real. Yeah. And it's so funny and the laughing just reminds me of parties. I've been at that one I used to smoke. And you're just laughing at these silly things that are happening. And it's just that's like they're having a great time. What would you do? It's such an old
30. If you went to cinema, watch Friday 13th and you're an old lady and you're like, Oh, God, that's my bottom and boobs. Happy brilliant. What you could do? Go, oh, daughter, get on the phone to someone. Wait, that's my, that's me. Like, someone I know. Someone out there is grandma. Of course, you watch it and you start going, you're right, mum. Is it too scary? No, no, it's fine. That's your granny up there. So, Corey's mum comes home to find does no power in the house.
Or by the way, that shadow also, that we saw also he kills her and we see it, but done by shadow, which is, which is cheap to do it off screen kill. I've got a note in there and saying it is such an easy thing to do, but actually I think it works better than some of the kills we've actually seen. It's almost a bit of hitch-cocky, isn't it? Just a little bit more stylish than you expect it to be. That's what I said. It's films a bit more in depth than not seeing the other Friday 13th,
but a movie of this, what you expect, you know. More hucking up, leaving just heading on his own downstairs and then you're right. Tommy's mum comes home, no one's home. The power is out, where the hell are my kids? I'm going to start looking around the house. Something start with her outside and we get a little jump cut to Tommy and his sister driving in the rain. They arrive home, whereas mum, she's not here. I'll go fix the lights as Tommy, because again,
he's a boy genius. While his sister goes out to search for mum, this poor kid, Tommy, no one doing so fucked up in the next one. He gets left on his own all the time. The lights are out, there's a killer on the loose. So you stay here on your own, I'm going to go find mum. Cook, Tommy's character in part five is very much like you expect it to be. He's fucked, especially what he does at the end of this movie. She runs out, she finds Rob's tent trashed. She goes in the tent for a bit of shelter.
Someone creeps up on her, but it is Rob with his machete. It nearly gets fucking sloshed. Be careful. If you know there's a bear hunter out there with a big machete, don't hide in his tent. I don't know the light. She's going to fucking... Yeah. Cut to a lovely scene of Crispin Glover and his twin, Trina or Tina, whichever she may be. I know laughing in the afterglow of their sex. What do you really want to know?
Was I a dead fuck? She says no. You were in. I think she says you were incredible or something like that. I think she's been so polite, bless her. It goes downstairs. I'm sure Crispin's girlfriend twin upstairs, the ladies' booth is good, but it's her point. Have you seen my underwear? I want to get dressed. Have you seen it? I don't know where that store is.
Teddy, he wants the crispy tits. He goes, hey, Teddy, guess I'm not so much of a dead fucker after I. He throws the pants on Teddy's head because Teddy's so drunk and stoned. You know Teddy is going to be watching that porn in a Robon self-slipping that and jerking himself silly. 30 boy. Yeah, at the twin, it goes off to the bathroom while Crispin's throwing
her underwear around. Teddy's still watching that porn by the way. Crispin says, I'm just going to go in the kitchen to get some wine to celebrate that I'm not a dead fuck. So they get... Where's the car screw, man? You can't find the car screw. What is it? It's okay because Jason passes it to him. He does. He slams it into his hand. Double... This is a double whammy. Probably my favourite death actually. Yeah, and Crispin's way he looks around like, to his hand and looks up and then he gets a
machete in the face, which is pretty good. He does. He gets a crave and a head of death. Yeah, he does. Oh yeah, of course you had that. I forgot. It's your death. That was my death. I didn't have a cross-cruel. No, no, you had a machete in the face. Off. Fucking for God's sake. All about it, of course. Yeah, brilliant those effects though. Yeah, so Tom's have any had to do the corpse screw through the hand very easy, but then the
machete to the face. So all in for the same person. So good, good kill for him there. Really enjoyed that. Oh, the kills now amp up. I mean, like, yeah, this is great. We cut to the other twin. She's upstairs. She gets pulled out the window. I hit the fucking window. And she just thrown and she smashes onto a car. I was just like, this is fucking decent. All of a sudden, we're up to 11 on Spongebob
tax, but yeah, well, Jason's looked at his time on his watch. I thought, oh, fuck, I better wrap this up. I've got a kingdom of fuckers in a good way. But also, nobody hears the fact that a woman has just been pulled out of a window screaming as she falls through a death, smashing into a car, but then there's under enlightening. So and Teddy's in the froze of pants sniffing. Yeah, he's wankin' his self into oblivion, isn't he? Yeah. We do cut back to now the busted tent,
which must be, and there seems to be sitting inside the busted tent. It doesn't know that busted again. And they're sort of discussing, who are you, Bear Hunter? What are you doing? What's the what's going on? Well, I'll tell you what it is, actually, pretty lady. If you've seen front of the 13th part too, the lady that got killed in that was my sister. And I'm out to avenge her because I think Jason Boye's is back and he's on the move and I'm here to hunt him
down and kill him. It's not really Bear's after all. She's like, oh my god, you're so manly. And then we cut to, talking to Manly, steamy shower sex. Oh boy. I'm shocked because she's a virgin, isn't she? This is a bit like her first, yeah. Virgins don't lose it, they're having shower sex. I don't know. She seems to be very happy about what's going on in the show. I know. I know. I was like, that can't be the virgin. Yeah, it goes on. The virgin conny swales. Apparently,
it went on for a lot longer, but they cut it down. They were told to trim this sexing dang. So I'm going to go see the conny swales. Don't you mean the virgin conny swales? Dun dun dun. Classic. Teddy is getting horny now by the projector. He's about to pull out the pepper pig and go nuts. It's, it's, this dude needs the, I don't know, needs to get the bed. But put someone into his day. Oh Jason does. Someone cuts off the projector, which he's very
annoyed about. Yeah. When you go stand in front projecting, you look around and light in your eyes. It's fairly easy to put your hand up and just cover that light or, you know, it will move that away a bit. He seems to be an, an, an able to do such a thing. He just stands and goes, who is it? And then Jason's behind the projector screen. It's Jason being a projectionist for a cinema. And he stabs through the screen. Bring him popcorn. Straight into his head.
Yeah. That's Teddy. That's Teddy out of the equation. I was like, didn't even get a chance to beat the bishop, bash the bishop, frog the log. Where do those other phrases that you like to use? Not you, the royal you. You miss him being killed though. So we're ready to miss off decline from the kills again. It's kind of not really seen. It's like, what are you doing? Stay with it. What's going on? Well, cut back to the shower couple. She thinks she's in love now.
Well, he says to her. I mean love. She says you've taken my virginity. You've taken it up my vagina. And I totally in love of you. Well, let's do with the dialogue. He says to her, oh, man, I think I'm in heaven. And she is, I think I'm in love. Do you see what? What'd you say? Nothing. And she's sort of basically skipping around the corridor. Oh, it's just been late in a shower. She heads back to the bedroom, puts the hairdryer on, which trains like the noise of
dog in the shower because dogs in the shower. And somebody comes back in the bathroom and he says, oh, you ready for round two? Yeah. Let's get rooming on the go. Wow. God. Let's give her room in. Well, is he going with a virgin, those of James in the shower? That's just this. This movie's a spinal tap. It's take it to 11. Well, he gets some head in some ways in the shower because Jason crashes his skull into the shower
wall, which is all tiles and it smashes really nicely. Another good kill, actually. I do appreciate it when Jason doesn't stab and he just crushes. Do you know what I mean? Sometimes you'll just crush a skull. Now, I felt a bit cruel at this point. I went, ha, your love's dead. Oh, wow. You're new, love. You just falling in love with five seconds of clad. Dead. Ha. I kind of did that. I felt bad. Anyway, I was trying to like, why should I be so negative towards
someone's happiness, but I was just like, fuck off of you. Love is not real. Is it dead anyway? Yeah. We all think we're in love after the first time. Sarah goes back into the bathroom and finds Doug dead in there. She screams and acts comes through the door and she is dead as well. Yeah, she's machete in a chest. I mean, machete is it? Yeah. I'm not happy. And when that happened, I don't know why I did this. I kind of did a fist punch in my hand. Like an
Adamist Batman character. I don't know why. I did that when she died. Yeah. I think I didn't like that woman. I was really happy about her. Her, like, like, her love's dead and how that's going to make her feel. I was like, yeah, brilliant. And then she dies. I'm like, yeah. I don't know why. Well, cut back to Paul Little Tommy Jarvis, who's been left on his own, but thankfully Rob and his sister get home. Is there any sign of mime? And he says, no, no, there isn't any. And then he says,
right, well, let's call the cops and be see Jason's hand out sign. I said, I said, I said, not the fact that Jason doesn't know he's been handed. What was he going to say to Jason? I'm hunting you. Just be like, what? Has a bit of a twist? You're hunt. None of the no point anyone and these things I've been doing is people been actually hunting me like, what the fuck? Do I hide? Do I run? Do I fight? What do I do? If only I'd left somebody alive. Do you make a love?
What do we do? God. Well, Jason rips the phone lines out outside so they can no longer call the cops. And then Rob's, and then his sister says, Tommy, tell you what, Tommy, we're just going to leave you when you're on again. And we're going to go next door to where the horny teenagers are. We know we know is so kind around. Stay here. Don't come with us. Just lock the door. I'm sure you will be fine. Poor old Tommy Jarvis. So they go next door and they search the house in the dark.
She hears Gordon the dog who jumps out of a window. They go down to the basement. They go down to the basement. First of all, though, Tommy Jarvis finds some newspaper clippings. Yeah. All about Jason's killings over the years. Ada sketched Jason's face potentially under the mask. Why are they there? Because that's what Rob's got on him. And this is how Tommy starts realizing, okay, this is what he's doing. And then in his head, he knows what Jason might look
under the mask, which is why he does his little prosthetics to himself as well. Yeah. Yes, she runs back to the house. She goes in the basement. And then they're fine. It wouldn't leave the basement, but he forgets his like flashlight or something, doesn't he? City. It's really city. And then it's just basically stabbed up in the dark. But guess what? It's too dark for us to see. Like, come on. You just hear like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
run, run, run away. Yeah, because this is this is my problem with part five. We're going to get to it. And this is where we find Jason's beautiful little bits of setting up that he's done, though, because actually leaves the house. There's a body crucifying in the door way. Oh, he was giggling like a child on Christmas Eve putting the bodies up. He loves it. This is why I really want to see that movie. Did he put in that, sorry, did he put the nails in there
and did it actually get hammered? Did they not get bang, bang, bang, bang? What is that sound? I must be someone down the road. There's no one down the road, round the middle of nowhere. Who's hammering? Everyone's dead. How's that movie called a violent nature, where it just follows a serial killer like Jason for a couple of days. And you see what he does in between his kills. And I really want to see that because apparently it's very, very good.
Oh, it's all POV, isn't it? Yeah, it looks really good. Have you seen, um, uh, Vernon? Vernon. No, not Henry. Oh, well, behind the mask. Behind the mask. Yeah, yeah, have you. That's good as well. Yeah, it's very good. Um, so another thing Jason likes doing is throwing bodies through windows to kind of announce himself outside, doesn't he? You know, he's just picking somebody up who's dead and throwing them through a window. I think he probably
works out. Not it's probably like his workout session. Imagine dead bodies as his workout session. Tossing dead bodies around. Well, they get back to their house and Tommy says just has bought up the doors. Of course he uses nails. He does it all professionally, you know. But does he know where's the hammer? Because Jason's having outside. Now, but Jason's been hammering. Someone's been hammering away. Who's got a hammer? Jason's like, oh, I'm passing it to him.
Thank you. But Jason throws a body through the living room window. No, this is what I love. They start, come on, let's protect the place and make it like fortune knocks and they start and like the windows and doors and they start shouting. He doesn't throw a body, though. Doesn't he just drive through the fucking, is it? Joy food room? No, you throw it. You throw it out. I have a body with a fucking hell. Don't worry about it. There's no point
boarding the place up. Jason's going to throw a body through. Use that as his brick. I think it's Rob's body as well. The vigilante said they're like, oh, shit. He then grabs Tommy through another way to support women now, isn't there? Oh, yeah. All of these blocks that they fancied. He grabs Tommy, which as we've said, was a real scare for Corey Feldman. And his sister throws a hammer, which hits Jason. They run up the stairs. They barricade the door. And Jason pulls a
Jack Nicholson and starts chopping through the door. But he takes a TV and old school, fat back TV to the head. She picks up the TV. That's nice. That looks really good as well. She really, she knocks him out because he collapses to the floor. I'm not surprised. And then we get a screen too, I think it was where they have to sneak out of the car and it's a bit like that. This time because they have to sneak through the little opening of the door and over Jason's body.
But of course, Jason's awake and he grabs at them and they manage to run off again into another room. Jason finds them in next door. She dives out of the window, lands on the ground. And you think is that, is that she's dead? But no, she gets up. She's a little bit worse for where. And while she's out there, basically, running all over the place with Jason chasing her, Tommy decides, this is our time to shine to quote the goonies. And you think, what is this kid doing? Why is he
shaving his head with a bit razor and the mirror is losing it? It's very quick. And I'm surprised Tommy is so quick with thinking of this whole scenario going on. He is like really strong-minded. Obviously he's going to crack off of this. So he thinks, how can I distract Jason? Oh, I know. I've seen a sketch of what he might look like as a younger kid. So I'll shave my head and put some makeup under my eyes and make myself look a bit like what he probably looks like under the mask
at some point, which he does. While his sister is managing to fend off Jason, she does a pretty good job of fending him off, really. She machetes him between his fingers, gav. Now that is nice, isn't it? Yeah, it's cool. It's got a good, yeah. Machete between the two fingers and he's just about to kill her when Tommy comes down the stairs. Says Jason. Jason, do I remind you of someone? Jason, you've got to remember, remember me?
And he distracts Jason enough that Trish hits him in the face with the machete, which knocks his mask off and we get a full front tooth from Jason. Not nude. Tom Savini must have loved this because this is probably the first time we've really seen Jason as an adult in the movies without his mask. So Tom Savini's got a lot on his shoulders here and he delivers, looks great. It's a bit like if Sloth from the Goonies had a really gnarly looking brother who'd been run
over by a train. Yeah. It's pretty much what he does. He, Tommy grabs the machete, chops him in the head. Amazing the fact of him sliding down the machete as it goes through his head now. But Jason is still alive. You know, we see his fingers move to Tommy then and I came to Tommy dives on him screaming die, die, die and he has 14 chops. I came to 14 chops from Corey.
That's quite a lot of jobs. All while his sister is like, Tommy, Tommy, because you can see her brother losing his mind with every chop of this serial killer. Oh yeah. And as I said, he pretended that was the director. What he did that? Psycho. Not really. At a moment of time he used whatever's pissing you off so that would work. Cut to the hospital. Trish is in the bed. They explained to her why Tommy acted like that.
Absolutely. Do you feel like the movie should have finished at this point? Yeah, it should have done. But they say to her. The reason your brother acted like that is because under time, with great stress and stress, somebody can perform feats of superhuman strength, which is what he did. He'll be fine. They say, don't worry. So quickly, I do love it. When Jason is killed, I do love the fact his face slowly goes down the pole as well.
Yeah. I'd say that. I know. I know. I just check my note there. It's very good. Yeah, that's an explain why Tommy did that. They say, look, he'll be fine. Your brother will be fine. There's definitely not going to be a part five where he comes back. It's fine. Tommy hugs her and then he breaks the fourth walk out and he stays right at us. The audience, as if to say, I'll be back. And then the theme kicks in and we get the credits roll. That's
part four. But that doesn't then obviously part five. Do you think that they were going to have Tommy then go on to be a serial killer and him and his older? Well, let's talk about that more when we get to part five because I think I've got a theory as to where they were hoping to take the series after part five. Okay. That's that's that's did I remember coming back now. I like this one quite a lot. Do you like this one? Yeah, I do think it's probably in my top three.
Fums up big thumbs up. You know, I mean, you probably got the same top three. It's probably six four one. I need to, I need to, you know, we need to get into it a few and I'll slowly get to it. I can't tell you right now. Yeah, but I think six four one for me. But I, you know, I love every one of these movies. Even I even like Franny versus Jason. Yeah, I quite like that film. I would never turn down watching a Jason movie. If somebody put on Jason Manhat and Jason
X, whatever it is, I'll watch it. I love seeing Jason X in a long time. So where we get to review that? That'd be quite interesting. Yeah, yeah. Holds up. Well, I think, yeah, big thumbs up from both of us. You know, if you love you, Jason's, you know what you're getting with this one. Some good kill, some off camera, some on screen. It's Tom Savini pulling out all the stops when he does. And Corey Feldman and Chris Been Glover's incredible dancing, some boobs. It's got it all.
What, what could you want from a Jason movie? It takes all the boxes. Absolutely. The next one does not tick my box, but we will get to it. So is that Bill? Oh boy, here he is. Hello, Billy. Boy. All right. What videotape? I don't know. So we're going to have a videotape. Oh, the one that I watched last night. Yeah. Okay. I'll watch it. Okay. I'll watch it. Well, I'll watch it in a bit. We'll get into the next section and then there'll maybe I can watch it then, Bill.
All right. Come on, Bill. Weird. I hope he's not anything weird that he's filmed himself. Anyway, let's come back in a moment. Hi, welcome back to the world of the stretch. Oh, the stretch. Thank you, Bill. As always, well, this, this is a different one. We've not done something like this before. Okay. This is a video on YouTube, on the tube of use, that I came across a couple of days ago, not literally, I watched it a couple of days ago.
And I thought this partly reminds me of an element of Jason, but also it's fucking weird. And I thought you might want to watch this in a moment. And then we'll have a little break in a moment. Well, you will watch it and then we'll obviously you listeners won't notice because it will be seamless, but and then we'll discuss exactly what happened in the four minutes of this weird video. It's by an uploader on YouTube called DJ Def Joey. He's an actual deaf guy. And a DJ? And a DJ?
Does like a happy hardcore house, I think, in this case, in American. And he uploaded a video, it's about 15 years ago now, shows how long YouTube's been around. But apparently it's even the video itself is a couple of years older than that because it's an old, you record it on an old video camera and then uploaded it a couple of years later again. And the video just gets
more and more bizarre as you watch it for the four minutes. And I will obviously, you can google this, sorry, you can YouTube, DJ, Def Joey, it'll be the first thing that comes up. Yes, so I think now is a good time for us to have a little break. And when we come back in a second, careful of seeing the video and we can talk about it. We're on the strange. Okay, I don't know what I'm going to get here. All right. We'll be back in a minute.
Well, well guys, we've actually decided we're going to watch the video and record what's happening. So this is what is going on. This is real time, guys. This is live, my reactions. It says, my dead great grandma's coughing in my own backyard. Are we doing a reaction video right now? We are. Right. Don't give any, don't give any more away than that now, though, although you're going to commentate on it as we go. So this is DJ, Def Joey, okay? And there, there
isn't really any sound because he's deaf. So he signs it. So there's subtitles all the way through which is going to make it even easier. But yeah, we're going to tell you what we're watching. So here we go. So I'm just hitting play. So we get a cool DJ, Def Joey logo come up. I don't, I don't know. Class out is cool, but okay. There he is. He says hello everyone. I wanted to show you a story about my what's up around here. So it's a little bit because he's signing.
This guy's about 60-ish. Long hair looks like he's a rock musician. All gray hair, gray is all dirty. Be it trying to keep it cool. He looks like he's in a grateful dead or something. This is great because I can pause it. Well, I'm feel like I'm doing these. I've never done a reaction video. He's signing to you about something that's behind him. He says my grandmother passed away in 1945. What's behind him, Gav? What can you see behind him? What's that blue thing?
There's a top over or cloth up a bit. No, it's not a top over something which I'm presuming is a coffin. Right. Well, it's going to happen. It's grandmob doing put. Okay. He says I never met my great mother in grandmother in person. I was born eight years after she died. That means the old cemetery can't have her anymore because of corruption. I'm not sure what he means about that. So I've decided to move her to my backyard. I'll show you my old video which I filmed
two years ago and you will see the reason why. But please keep this quiet. Okay. What's your put it on YouTube? Boy, I enjoyed the next video. So corruption, if probably builders building on cemeteries like in public voice or corruption of the ground as in maybe he means like the ground was like corrupt and they couldn't build on anymore. Very true. I might be looking into the way more than it needs to be. But okay. It seems to be like a dude just his back garden though.
Yeah. Boy, he's now going to show you the video that you filmed two years earlier. Right. So here we go. So this is him two years earlier and he says like and subscribe. And he also says be positive and considerate when you see what I'm showing you. What's the old music CDJ? Sort of high music. There we go. So look at here's the tarp over the coffin as you said. But this is two years ago. It looks exactly same as a minute ago. Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. My great grandmother's coffee in my own backyard is the logo of the black. Yeah. And we're back to outside of the blue. No. This old video was made in 2008. It says and here we are. This is the video from 2008. It's here. So he says remember when I showed you the story about the real human skull in my previous video, Jesus Christ. We're starting off with that, Gav. What do you mean what? What human skull in my previous video? What are you talking about?
Well, I'm positive and you'll see it. It would just remind you. You'll say remember this one? Here it is. Okay. It's just got a skull. Yeah. Okay. Now I wanted to show you what my grandmother's casket. Okay. Cascot right here. This is with my video camera. That's where my grandma's casket is over there. She died on October 31st, 1945, Gav. Halloween. Okay. And this day is just standing front for window needs to sign sign in all this stuff. And the text is still there. So
nothing really going on at the moment. Okay. So she died in 1945. Yes. A long time ago. Her burial place. He talks about that again. 20 years ago, her cemetery area was corrupted and closed due to poor maintenance. All right. So yeah, I was right. I had to have her coffin placed in my own backyard ever since it happened with all families. I suppose so. No, bear in mind. You never met his great grandmother. He was eight. He was born eight years after she died. Yeah, but it's
next to Kina such, isn't it? Yeah. I've been taking care of her casket and watching it and checking it to make sure everything is okay. He says, when we're watching it and check everything, what's going to happen? Is it a vampire? So I wanted to see what I wanted to see what she looked like today. Yeah. So I'm going to show you. He says, okay. Here we go. Don't be freaked out. Be considerate and realistic. Okay, I'm ready to show you now. Part of me, the background noises
terrible. Don't worry. It's just like noise of traffic going by because he's in his back, he's in his back yard. Okay. So describe it to him. What we're looking at here? We're just looking at the coffin. We're going around it. It's a blue kind of coffin with some sort of still parts coming out of a cast iron or whatever. With like a metal handles. It's a coffin. Yeah. Okay. So he's going to open it up now. Don't want to see it. What's going to be there?
Oh, his great grandmother who died in 1945. Oh, I think this is the word of the strange. I don't like this. Here we go. So he's opening up. I don't like it. I don't want to see. I don't know. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, it's going to get better in a minute. And don't worry, this isn't the city jumpscare video. So describe to us, God, what you're looking at right now. Well, we're looking at a fucking corpse. I'm looking at a
bloody, I don't want to describe it. It's a dead, it's a head and a very clean wedding dress. It looks like it's still in. But I'm not looking. The skin is very grained. So it's still got the skin on it. It's quite well preserved. I'm not looking at it. And the hair is all sort of weirdly brushed out around like a spider. Well, it looks like he's done that for the fucking video, doesn't it? Yeah. Yeah. So he then just shows us the, her quite a lot now. Don't like it. Okay. Well, hang on,
Gav, because you're going to want to look in just a moment. Gav's not looking at the moment. If he moves, I'm going to have my face. No, she's not going to move. She's not going to move. I promise you, I swear to you, she's not going to move. But you're going to want to see this bit now, because if he kisses it, it puts his dick in her mouth. I'm not going to be happy either. Okay, you might not be happy then. I'm not watching if I'm not a little con. He's still showing us the
close-up of her face, which is barely a face. And then look, Gav, Gav. Look, I'm not looking. I'm not looking. He's making me feel sick. I don't like it then. And then he just, he wipes his own mouth off. I'm not looking. And then we get it's finished. So you can look back now. No, I've said I don't want to see it. Wow, the jewels have opened. And then he says, don't be, don't be keep me. Look, he's back now. Don't think positive.
Cost lots of money. No, I don't even want to look at him. I put her in the right place here in my yard, hidden from public views. Sometimes when the weather isn't permitted, I cover her with a blue plastic top to last a longer time. You're a fucking weird, I may. Wow, I'm getting goose pimples. Oh, my grandma. She died on October 31st on Halloween's Eve. That's the sad part. And that's the end. It says starring DJ Dev Joey as himself and Catherine Newhall as my great
grandmother. Like they both played themselves directed by DJ Dev Joey. Oh, don't like that. So describe what happened at the end of Gav. I don't know. I haven't been watching. That's when I was being able to hear me. You saw him kiss. I saw a bit of him kissing and I just didn't like it. I didn't like her looking at her in her first place. I don't like real life horror. And it's not Horace's death, but it's a rotten corpse. And then he goes to kiss it and it's
made me feel horrible. I feel like when we covered Jimmy Savile in Sarah and I was podcasted. That's how I feel. So violated. So yeah, it's a four minute video. It's really bizarre that it's still on YouTube. And it's a guy showing you his great grandmother's corpse, which you know, it's from 1945. And at the end of the video, unexpectedly, he gives her like five or six kisses on the mouth.
And then quickly wipes his mouth away like he regretted it instantly. And then he goes over and sort of does something to her mouth and says, wow, the jewels are open though. He's putting his dick in it later. Do you think? You really took me somewhere then. All that reaction was real. And I hated it. I hated every moment of that. I'm not happy right now. Well, come on. It was worth it for the listeners. But yeah, I think the reason I saw this the other day,
while I saw somebody mention it. I love the fact of reaction video. You expected just to be like an ordinary reaction video. No, you put me through something. I didn't want to see. I didn't know that was going to happen. So that's all legit. Oh, did he get reminded me of Jason is because Jason's mum looked a bit like that. I thought the guy looked weird. I didn't want to say anything. I thought it looked weird because I thought he's deaf. I won't say it's weird because that feels
like I'm being deafist or something. Richard, I'm not deafist in his lowest. And then when it cut him with that a bit earlier, I was like, what is that? I'm going to hate it. I did say the hair, but it's like some sort of bell shapes hair. That's just looks a bit odd. This character then he's putting his wanking and fucking that dead corpse. He's an assist seriously dead corpse. So if you guys want to check it out, it's deaf. He's deaf journey.
Anacestry.com is being ancestry.com. DJ deaf. Joey, it's on YouTube. It's a four minute video. If you want, it's nothing. If you can stomach it, but it is weird that he kisses her on the mouth five or six times at the end of the video. Oh, God, that was horrible. And the fact that she bought died in 1945 and her skin is still kind of on a bit, I guess. I'm not sure really, but it is weird, man. Why is that guy uploaded that to YouTube? And why is he saying be positive and
be kind? Why don't you share it with me? Because it's part of the strange and Bill Murray wanted us to see this together. That is one for the records. This will probably go down as my favourite one of the strange. Oh, my God. I was funny thing was though. I was thinking we should have been filming XR4. Oh, looks alright, actually. We did like a reaction video. And that would be amazing because you just have me looking down my hands over my face, which I still kind of are.
He honestly listens. He wouldn't look up. I wouldn't look up. No, because I might be out of him. I've always probably. But, yeah, he barely looked down for the last minute of the video. That's horrible. That's like body horror. That's just horrible though. Isn't it weird? It's not so weird that he's got her in the back garden because I understand that it costs a lot of money to have somebody read it. It was weird when he said, when you said straight away, I've been just keeping it on
right now. What? Why are you keeping it on it? Put it in the barrier. What are you doing? Yeah, at least bury it in your garden. Yeah, put a gravestone there. Yeah, bummed down. What are supposed to be? It's not supposed to be up there for when you feel horny. It's probably illegal to have it in your garden anyway. And it's pretty, pretty kind of boring. It's not correct. Bill Worry is rolling around on the floor and laughter at this. He loves his reaction to that.
I've put years of my life. Well, that was part of the strange. And he final thoughts on that one. Out of the fact. That was it. It's just a death DJ. That's how he's DJing. It's all weird. It's all weird, isn't it? Kissing. I thought it was just a caffeine. Now I didn't want to say, a death DJ because that's how he's been. But it's all weird from the go. All of it. Everything. I should have known. It seems like he looks like he's in a grateful dead, but he's a DJ. It
does house music. Oh, but he's also deaf. What's going on there? Is this in the normal? This is what you do? Oh, how are you? Oh, this is me. This is what I do. That's not normal. That's a little bit out there. It's fine to do whatever you want. It's then. Also, my great grandma's in the garden. I kiss her and I'm horny. Also, how small does he think the YouTube is? But he says, I'm just going to show you this video.
But just keep this. Don't tell too many people about it. But you're putting on YouTube, dude. In fact, I'll tell you how many views it's had. Oh, God. I don't want to ever get neared something like that again. Because it's quite a... I stay away from anything, any video footage of any corpses or people seem to be corpses or parts of corpses. 5.8 million views it's had. Because people are fucking weird. Why would you want to watch it? I don't want to watch it.
Because people talk about it, like especially with TikTok, and I'm like, have you seen the video of this and the other? It doesn't mean that you do it. Yeah, but I thought, well, I've got to check this out. Because I watched the reaction video to that. I thought, well, I've got to check it out. It's like the two girls won cup. You know, I didn't ever see the full thing. I only know the trait. That was enough to me.
The trait was enough. Jesus, that's awful. But there we go. That was one of the strange gabs. You definitely got nothing you want to add to that before we let Bill build. I think you might want it. Gav needs a little breather. I'm getting you back. Please do. You wait and see. It'd be like, I don't know. Episode 548 of the podcast on Horted Hill. That's when I get you back. Well, Bill's just started giving you a nice shoulder rub. Now it's calm. You're down. Hopefully.
Why are you pulling that bass of E-note? I don't know. I don't know. He's doing that. He's got two hands on me. How's he doing now? I know that he's doing it with his hand. Bill, you better take a sat up here. Let's go to Jason. Please, Jason, make me feel better again. Take me to Cap Crystal, like where it's all much better. So much like a linen skin song. Good boy. That's all the time we've got for this week. I'm really strange. Next week though. Give me iron. Herald is pets. We're here.
If the memory of Jason still hogsies, you're not alone. Friday the 13th Part 5, a new beginning. If you're a trauma at age 12, brutal self-defense murder of a psychopathic killer. Why they've given him every therapy they can think of. This wonder's mind isn't frying real the drugs of giving him. The mindless, embarrassed, fury that was buried with Jason has been reborn. And suddenly terror has become child's play. Friday the 13th Part 5, a new beginning.
The mindless, brutal self-defense murder of a psychopathic killer. Friday the 13th, a new beginning Part 5, 1985. Still haunted by his past. Tommy Jarvis, who was a child. Still haunted by his past. Tommy Jarvis, who was a child, killed Jason Voorhees, is sent to a secluded halfway house in the countryside where the killing of a young man triggers a bruise or series of murders in the area directed by Danny Steinman. Briefly starring Corey Feldman. And then there's a bunch of other people in it.
So this is infamously the Jason movie that doesn't have Jason in it. And again spoilers as we do, but it's because it transpires. It's a copycat killer all the way through. And the way to know that is that Jason's hockey master's got red triangles on it. And throughout this movie, the hockey master's got blue triangles on it. And then in the very final scene, there's red triangles. We'll get to all of that in a moment though. And so weirdly this film feels cut, doesn't it, cut off?
Should we talk about this now? The death scenes? They're all... Unfortunately, I think it's a thing I've seen it before. I think it's the Cam Crystal Lake memories part on part five. Did you see any behind the scenes? I saw that a long time ago. A long time ago. Otherwise we could have said more about it. So at the end of the day, I'm going with what the fucking film is that I have on disk and what I can see.
And what I can see is a film where people have come to watch the... I guess I want to make kills, Jason. We go to cinema this weekend. Yeah, that's all go. Yeah, brilliant. And go there to check out the kills. And then see most of the kills off screen. Like, literally off screen. The cheapest, quickest and easiest way to do a kill. Really, really dislike it for this reason. But there is stuff in it. I don't mind. There is act like you say acting and stuff.
There's some more things going on again. But it doesn't feel as in depth. Like I said, the other one, it felt more further. But I think that's having people like Chris Been Glover and then... And just being one of those characters is actually going to do sort of a bit more action with it. It's fine though, but acting like you said, the characters and the work's pretty good. But yeah, the whole effects thing made me disappointed.
It is almost like the producer or the executive producer didn't really care. And just like, oh, we need to kill. Okay, just do kill. They kind of next kill and it's like a real, come on quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. Or really just much XXX budget for the effects. Oh, no, you're not going to have that, Malfraid. You just have to work around it. So no effects. I agree with you about the kills and the effects. Of course, you can't not agree. But what I think this makes up...
Where I think this film makes up for that is it manages to fill the movie with lots of very fun and interesting side characters. And a character called Joey, who dies early on in the movie, who is one of my most hated characters in horror. He's up there with the guy from Texas Chainsaw. And I'm really happy when he gets hacked up with an axe early on by Vinny, which is always good. Yeah, yeah. We're good to it. We're good to it.
And there's also some fantastic sort of physical fighting, you know, and Toby is really fucking him. Is he a wrestler? He's a New because he puts that guy's name on point. It's amazing. We'll come to that then. So yeah, it's an odd one. This one because, you know, it's not Jason we find out, you know. And there's somebody doing it as Jason for another reason. I come back at this review and this film knowing that. I fully wonder that maybe I've seen this film multiple times.
Like I have all of the Jason's. But still, even with that, that didn't actually bother me whatsoever. I knew that ending. I was like, oh, I know it's not. I don't understand, but it's man. So while watching it this way through, it's spoiler. It's the ambulance got driver. I'm sure most people have seen it. But so knowing that it was interesting. It's like murder mysteries. And then going back, knowing who the killer is, and watching it again and seeing what little things happen.
You know, the filmmakers have made it into show us. Maybe clues, red herrings, etc. colorful fish. Many, many colorful fish. And so this way one time, this way round. I don't mind knowing that because I noticed someone else, not Jason. So I was watching it and going, okay, what's going on here? It's tough. So I had questions. It does kind of, it's the chief who's completely fucking a net. It does kind of explain what's going on later on. With who it is and what's going on right at the end.
It doesn't really make up for the actions he does or doesn't do in it. What I would also say is, part six is definitely where the Friday franchise adds comedy. Is that the one where the lightning strike in the end of the poll at the beginning? It is, yeah. That's a good one. But this movie does start introducing some elements of comedy as well. There are some very funny dark comedy elements. And then there's a very funny mother and son duo that turn up a couple of times.
You've got demon in this, singing with his girlfriend when he takes a shit. So there's some really funny stuff happening in this. But it's not a full on, it's not a full out, full on action comedy. Or like number six is because number six is a slapstick. Just don't understand why the kills are so bypassed in this. It's why what the guy's about. He's a killer. Why we not seeing the kills. It's really weird. So I'm making a cooking program and I'll go, okay, and here we go.
And here's the finished product. All right, well let's get into it. Shall we? I knew at the beginning, is this the reborn of Jason? Is this what we're doing rebirth in, are we? Well, he is reborn at the beginning. So I think what they're trying to do with this one. To cut to the end, I think they were trying to set it up so that Tommy Jarvis would pick up the monsoon, pick up the mask and the machete and carry on as the new Jason.
I think that felt like that's what they were trying to set this up. And I think that's why this was the new beginning. However, obviously that isn't the case because Tommy turns up in the next one, trying to take on take on Jason. I don't know, it feels like they weren't quite sure whether the series was going. And it doesn't really matter that the stories don't gel together. I suppose that's an interesting take what you say in there because they essentially said that it's going to finish.
So you probably thought, well, it's to see how much money it makes. Oh, it's still making money. That's another one. But at some point, they decided that title in the last one was an ending. So it must have had someone saying we need to kill this awful save. Maybe I don't know why it's a cash cow. So then did they go, it have a whole new team come involved, like a tuition team and then be like, right, well, that's what that says. So we need to give it this refreshing.
And then in that way, is that the choice, creative choice of having to kill off screen? Because it were trying to say, no, maybe we don't need to show the kills. And maybe because it isn't Jason, we weren't sure the kills. And it's not Jason as well. But it's kind of like it's the problem everyone had with Halloween free season of the witch. Yeah, it didn't have Michael. So people were pissed with that. And maybe this is the same thing, but it must have done that.
It wouldn't have enough money though, because people would be great. We could go back to Jason. It's only right the end when that happens. They go, oh, it's not Jason. And if it makes you sad about that, then, okay, fair enough. But at the same time, you come in, you've sat, you've watched the kills. You've watched the previous two. Jason movie. It's all the same. And you've paid it. So it probably made enough money for them to go. Yes, this franchise is still going. It's making number six.
And then go back with number six. Go. Okay, look at the tests cards, whatever. Jason didn't work. They might have rushed it as well. Not be able to test it enough. Jason didn't work. We need to put Jason back in. It's same as Halloween for. Don't forget as well before the internet. If you put the final chapter as a subheading on a movie of a franchise, people are going to be like, oh my God, we've got to go and see this. So that's going to put bumps in seats. And then if you put a new beginning,
that's going to sell it as well. You know, people are like, oh my God, he's back. So it's all about Jason. I'm glad he's back again. And probably there might have been a thing where what's the year? How long year from this to the other? That's going to give us 85. So the other one was 84, wasn't it? Yeah, it must. So. But then they must have the thing is though, if it's fucking if they're released a year later, they would have gone pretty much straight into production.
Yeah. So they must have known they're coming back. What Corey looks relatively the same age for the brief scene is in. Yeah, because kids are that age as we see, we're stranger things. I think the news, the new last season is coming out soon. They got to do some de-aging of the kids like fucking hell. I mean, they were shown to go to that. They're old people. And 13 years old. They are not. Okay, well, let's get things off.
So we start off with the opening, as we know, from what you mentioned earlier, this was filmed in someone's back garden, but we've got the rain. And we see Tommy wearing a yellow it raincoat. I do absolutely. I do. I do love one thing about Friday 30th. If you look at it before we're a staple of it, there's a lot of rain and thunderstorms in these movies, and I'm a big fan. And the woods, a big fan of those as well. And Tommy, this is probably where all my love from, all this shit comes from.
It's the Friday 30th movies, you know. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, Tommy is creeping through the bushes in the rain at night, and he comes across Jason's grave, but some other people are there as well. It kind of doesn't make sense. Why do I like what's up with him? Why is he decided tonight I'm just going to go and a pouring rain just to check on my car. Jason. Freddie Krueger. Freddie Mercury. Jason's grave. Jason's grave. And, and oh, there's other people coming out as well. Oh, there you go.
Jason's grave as well. What's a Kawinke dink? Freddie Mercury would have been a really amazing person to play Freddie Krueger, because imagine him delivering theatrically some of those lines. That would have been brilliant. He would have been really camp and theatrical with everything. And it would have just been a very different film. Yeah, really. It was. It was. Yeah, that's it gave me that singing voice. Wow, that was brilliant. Impression of Freddie Mercury. As incredible, isn't it?
Greatest frontman ever lived, in my opinion. Yeah. Amazing band. But we're not talking about Queen. I enjoyed the movie. Mercury, Freddie Mercury. Yeah, it was alright. Okay. They put it to his live story as they do. Did they? Oh, okay, I did. I know it well. And the doors did, would you? All of us don't. I fucking can't stand the doors, maybe, because it's the portrait of Jim Morrison's terrible. It's just like, what? It's like the stories, portrait, that's not the real man.
The Amy Winehouse one is the same that came out recently. And the, I haven't seen the Bob Marley one, but I've heard that they've cut out some bits and bobs of that as well. But it's theatrical, isn't it? It's a bit that you want to see. Yeah. You don't want to see the bits where they're doing crack and reaping people and whatever else some of these celebrities have got up to. A lot of the fact that Amy Winehouse is tattoo artist in that movie is my tattoo artist. There we go, look.
Because it's Ben. Very boy. Yeah. He was doing some work there in the movie. And he was a prisoner. And it was like a load of other prisoners could be a big fight. It's like the day of Harry were not saying can the prison and he had to storm in. And the camera, the director liked him so much. The person was going to be doing some lines and stuff. And he, they've got Ben in as well. Because he's screen test. Really amazing. Yeah. What I'm Ben. Yeah. So beating someone up in prison, I think.
Sounds great. Yeah. And he's got a getting started washing machine or something. He doesn't know what's going on. Oh, why? I said, one if you're hiding or someone's put you in it. And I said, hopefully it's not a porn hop scenario. What were you stuck? Stepson. Stepson. Never know. I was trying to reach. It is prison. Anyway, Tommy Jarvis sees these two guys who are like, yeah, man, Jason Voris is buried around.
It's kind of like, you know, Jim Morrison's grave or Jimmy Hendrix, people want to go and do a line of coke off the grave. These guys want to go and find Jason's grave. So Corey felbin hides and watches them digging up Jason's grave. They dig it up. The mask is still on the body. There's worms coming out of the eyes. It all looks very good. Yeah. It's kind of fun here. This is great. One of the guys grabs a machete. Why would you bring a machete to Jason Voris' grave?
It's just the whole, what are we doing when you're both sitting at a hunk and what should we do now? It's porn and vrain and a Friday night. The internet hasn't been invented yet. What should we do? Well, there's this sweet guy to Jason Voris' grave. You want to dig him up? Oh, I should take this machete. Why not? It's kind of like going to, I don't know, I'm trying to think of like a... I don't know what you can match that with. A superhero or a villain that uses a bit of, it's like four.
It's like going there and digging him up and then having a big hammer with you. Like, you wouldn't take a machete. Why would you do that? Oh, I see what he's saying. Actually taking his choice of weapon. Yeah, that's very true. No, they're idiots anyway. They deserve to be killed. Well, they both get killed because he kills them both. And then it's up in his grave, great shot. But it's up in his grave. What, they buried him in a mask, really? Yeah. Are they said it's very inevitable?
They probably said we won't bury him with his machete just in case. But we will bury him with his mask. Surely no one's ever going to dig him up and bring a machete to the grave. I don't, I'll darken Stormy Knight. With lightning. But he kills them both. And lightning strikes. He sits up in his grave. It looks great. He looks directly at Tommy. It's cool. Your foot. He raises the machete and then Tommy wakes up. And it's a big Tommy. Yeah, he's older. He's probably about 18, 19.
He's big as well though in that he is really buff. Like, it's ridiculous. Like this kid must just work out all the time. Because like you said, later on, he bodyslam someone through a table. I don't want to mess with him. He killed someone when he was 11 years old. Well, sort of. He's older. He's traveling in the back of a wagon. It's a instant of mental health wagon with two professionals driving it with a barrier stopping him to get out and probably locked doors.
Wow. You're saying professionals. One of them is looking at a porno mag in the front seat, isn't he? It's professional in the 80s. That is not professional in the 80s. It's like, right, you do the driving. You take this crazy lunatic in the back seats to the camp. And I'm just going to quickly look at these boobs. Brilliant. Tommy's just sat in the back trying to appear thinking, I remember when I was a kid trying to see boobs through my blinds before my mum interrupted me.
Yeah. And yeah, they arrive. And we get the credits in the score. Brilliant. Same score. Same types of credits. Explosive on screen. I don't know why the Jason's credits are always so sort of canon. I don't know. They feel like canon movie credits. Yeah, but they keep, they keep, you know, one thing you've got the same with Jason and the front of his series is that they really do keep a lot of the same stuff.
They all the movies do feel very the same, which is probably one of the reasons I kind of like it, maybe. I don't know, maybe. Yeah, it's comfortable. You know what you're getting? You know, even though it's like a blueprint. It's comfortable with that. It's mental health institution. It's a run kind of badly. I'm going to say I think it gets shut down. There's some issues going on. There's a problems I feel. We see Tommy turn up at the house and there's a load of general people around.
Whoever Tommy goes to his room and he's like, are going to eat it gets a sword. He's got big knife. Yeah. Why is this kid got a knife who's got who's like killed someone as a kid? He's got a big knife. Why is he not searched? Why is this like this is not very good? So let's paint the picture for our listeners, not that you wouldn't know, but this is the youth development centre. Obviously very near, come crystal lake.
So in a way of the words and presumably quite a good place to try and do this sort of thing. So what they're doing is they're bringing kids here that are troubled or have committed crimes or been through trauma and they're trying to rehabilitate them back into the real world by giving them jobs to do like chopping wood. So here Mr. Psycho have an axe, chop some wood, you know, that kind of thing. That obviously isn't going to go well.
And they're trying to sort of get them back into sort of normality so that they can then move forward because these kids are kid approaching probably their 20s. So it's time for them to move on to the world, perhaps try and get jobs and try and come to terms of whatever it is they've been through in the past. And it's, you know, the guys that run it, Pam and, um, whatever the other guys that runs it, they're really trying, they're trying their best, but yeah, it's just going to go bad.
Um, we meet very briefly, we see Joey, the larger lad, who is a little simple perhaps who loves candy bars. I did know how to PC putting in my notes of what I thought of him. What, do you want to see what you actually wrote or? I can't remember why I put it actually. I don't know why I put it. Sometimes, but it just does come across as a little bit slower. Yeah, I guess. Well, Pam introduces herself. She's one of the directors. She says, Hi, Tommy, nice to meet you.
Let's take you to go meet the doctor and Matthew. Um, he's the guy that runs the place. I'm the co-director. Um, let's go. Let's take you in the office and he goes in and he sits there silently. He doesn't say anything. He's got a lot on his mind, you know, eyes to be corny, felt, and he's thinking. Happy. They explain the rules, you know, you're here to re-enter society. You'll be expected to do chores, try and get on with the other people. Um, you'll have a room.
Let me tell you, they don't take him to his room. They say, you know, your room is there and there. That's the way off you go. So they're giving him trust already. So it's good that they're trying to like give him these little things because he could just run off, but they trust that he'll go off to his room. In his room, he's looking at a photo of his mom and his sister and his dog Gordon from the last film. Um, and he's remembering all the happy times of hacking up Jason Boy.
He's on the living room floor. Uh, he has all of his masks in his bag. And we meet Reggie the reckless. Little kid. Little kid pops out, scares him. And so, hey man, you scare so easy. And he's so jate. Tommy scares him back, doesn't he, Gav? Yeah. Put some one of his hideous masks on him. Really, really fucking scares him. I feel like he's going to take his head off. And he says, why are you at this so crazy? You act like you made all these masks. And he says, I did make all of these masks.
And he's like, wow, that's really cool. So Reggie reckless, reckless, Reggie. He's probably about 13 years old. And he's like, he's only there because his granddad is the cook. At this institution. So he's made his mask like, but Corey used to make masks. And Corey, Tommy used to make masks. But it is Tommy, isn't he? Oh, yeah. So Tommy's got a mask. Oh, right, sorry. So yeah, he's like really impressed. But that reminds the audience that this is Tommy Jarvis.
From the last movie, he's just not Corey Feldman anymore. Even though he was in the opening scene. He was way too cooked up at the age of 13's get on board. No, he was filming other movies. I do apologize. A cop shows up. This feels like quite unusual and different cop firm, well, Sheriff from the average movies of these. Generally, someone you straight away like, he's a bit of an asshole. And he might be all right and say, you know, I like what you're doing here.
But you know, you gotta keep it in check. That's sort of thing. But most of the time he's probably an asshole. He's not be smoking weed. Don't you be out of sex and just, you know, laying down a lord and all that off a fuck's egg. This guy is completely different. He seems quite nice and understanding almost. He seems like maybe a city cop who's come to the, come to like a small village or town, do you not mean? Yeah, he says, Dr Matthew.
He says to him, Dr Matthew, I find two of your kids on Ethel's properties screw in their brains out in the woods and everyone starts smirking. And he says, no, I get it. We're all kids once. But if Ethel catches them on their property again, she is gonna go crazy. She's gonna blow their brains out. I guess the scene works better with the cop not being like that because then Ethel does turn up with her special son. And, uh, Junior. Junior.
And she jumps out and the Sheriff actually says to her, oh, wait a minute, boy, don't you look lovely today. She says, shut your mouth. She says, ah, horse shit. She says, Sheriff, you need to close this damn loony bin down. Yeah, you tell them, Mom, tell her, you tell them, shut the fuck up, you dickwad. She says, she says, name's mom's never said to me before. Yeah, she is going crazy. She says, shut the fuck up, Junior.
I tell you what, Sheriff, if I catch these kids on my, my probably one smart blow your fucking brains out. Wait, Ron, she comes with my big deal though. My mom's never called me a big deal though. Did you ever call my my big deal though? Nope, she never did. Never did. It's not like my him, I'm sorry. Um, she says, I'll blow your fucking brains out if I catch your property again. And the Sheriff's like now Ethel, he puts his arms on it, she says, don't do fucking touch me, I got a bomb on me.
Wow, she is full on crazy lunatic. So she lives out in the middle of nowhere on a farm. With a really hot top, she has got some ADHD full of roof. And with her son who's pretty much the same. The fact that he has to release his tension later by going around on his motorbike really fast. And it's funny now knowing a lot of mental conditions and just being like, oh, dude, you need to find a different way to it and let that out. You know, that's not good.
So the Sheriff says to Dr. Matthew, you've seen what they're like, because they ride off then and he says, I'm doing my best, but she probably will blow someone's brains out. But to be fair, she's in all our own right. That's like, it seems to be one of the reasons that a lot of people do like say, like the guns in America. It's like we could protect ourselves and our property, etc, etc. And so she is in a right to say, like, stay off it. If you go on there, I will shoot you.
So they should be like, there's probably not do that. And then the thing closes with the Sheriff saying, now, Dr. Matthew, am I right in thinking that the Tommy Jarvis kid showed up today? He's like, yeah, he arrived about an hour ago. Why? And he's like, no, just checking on it. That's all. Just want to make sure everything is all right. So Tommy Jarvis is a bit of a name, you know. People know that he was very young when he apparently killed Jason Boyle. So everyone's interested in this story.
And then we cut to... Let me cut to Vic. Big, musly Vic. Chopin Word. Here we go again. Failings of your institute. Why are we shut down number two? Here we go. Failings of this. You're giving this guy who's definitely got anger issues. You're giving him an axe. A big, is a very big strong muscular man as well. You can swing an axe as we can see. Chopin the spud up. It's why we're shutting you down. That's only number two. Violations. Okay. Gov's to keep it a record.
Number three is he actually killed someone. Did you know he actually chopped someone up with it? That's number three. Well, let's get to that. So he's chopping the wood. And Joey. Joey, this slower larger gentleman comes out. He's got chocolate or Andy's mouth. And he's holding chocolate behind it's all over his hands. He goes up to two of the girls who are holding an injury. And new sheets put them out. Almost original Halloweeny get. I do get Halloween vibes in this movie a lot by the way.
One of them's one of the sort of girls that we always get. He's only she's always got a walkman on. She can't ever hear anything. He's going to be Madonna or like. Right. Break dancing Madonna or like. And he's like, hey girls, what are you doing? And they're like, we're hanging the laundry. Leave us alone. He's like, I hang laundry real good. Let me help you. And they're like, no, go bother someone else. And he's like, do you want a candy bar? I'll share it with you. But only half.
And he's covered. He's like a toddler covered in chocolate. And then he says, let me help. And he grabs the white sheet scarves, don't they? We have chocolate hands. So they're like, oh my god, go away. And she's like, right, that's it. It's like, I'll fuck it out. He basically says like, that's it. If you're not careful, I won't be your friend. Well, they probably don't really want you to be their friend. To be honest. Of course they don't. But I imagine you're right.
He does probably have a minute later. Like someone like under 10 easily. Well, he makes a mistake of going over to Vic. He would chop her. That's the super vibes of Institute. So he's just sitting there watching it. I'm just going to keep an eye on the angry guy over the axe. And I said he can have an axe. June. And I said he can have an axe. That angry guy. And you're probably right. But I'm just going to keep an eye on them. Oh. That other one is that really annoying kid.
It's got a chocolate bar. And he seems to be going over to the guy over the axe. He's really angry. And his temper blows. So if he goes to do something about it, June. No. Very personally, my friend speaks the truth. He said, oh, I don't know any more. I'd like to. Because he thinks it's definitely stolen. We lost Satan's money. But he doesn't seek money for it. Things that professional people could all. Was probably going to go into the world and guess what? He opens the door.
Isn't he mad about it? Sh Vegard Subaru, Cuidman? ucks認ino. What he's doing right now is he possibly got money on it too? You know, all he did was bring it around. All of the knowledge that he has got. I suppose you could say that, but I just want to be friends. You know, I'm an orphan. I've got nobody in the world. I don't really even have any friends. I so lean me along. And he says, well, that's just it.
Another person who doesn't want to be my friend, you be careful with how you speak to people, Vic. And he turns around. No, no, what the line that gets him, like, it's not even that bad. It says to him, you're out of line. That's what he says to him and makes him flip. Do not give this man an axe. You're out of line, Vic. And then he says, but I think I tell you something. And you think he's going to say, go fuck yourself. He says, I tell you something, Vic, I think you're really out of line.
And that's it. And that makes him go. And he turns it turns his back on him. And Vic just takes to him with an axe. So he chops him up real good. Did the cops shoot him? No, he's the back of the car. He's the back of the cop car. So later on, after after that, they go, oh, you've set two places over. It's because he's in the cop shop. Yeah, but they said, oh, yeah, because once they're in the these. They're okay, of course. Sorry. Yeah, so he chops.
Chop's jerry in the back and continues chopping at him. Before that, no. The kids witness this. Spoiler, yeah, of course. It's to kill him. The ambulance turned up. And they, so we need to get into this. Be it is a spoiler. Well, this is the next step. So he just chopped him up. And then shows up. Go. And this is obviously a spoiler in it. We know the ambulance driver is the colorful fishness film. He is, in fact, the red heron. And so we know this.
So I was like, right, I'm going to watch the reaction of this guy. I want to see the clues. I want to see this guy. It is quite obvious. But if you're watching this first time, it must be like, why is this, what ambulance driver really shocked by this guy's death? And the other guy's going, ha, he's making a, look at this. Fuck me. He's really, he's really mean the other guy because he shows the chopped up body to all the kids. They've already witnessed him die.
And then he pulls the sheet back and says, not knowing that this is the dad of Joey as well that he works with. He says, oh, look at that. He's really chopped up. And they're like, oh my god, put this sheet back. And the kids are already distraught as you would. I've never seen someone chopped up in real life. It probably wouldn't be very nice. And they started, you heard my reaction, said, dead body earlier. And they started talking about, what does anybody have? No, Joey had nobody.
I mean, his mother died during labor. And apparently, no one knows anything about it. It's dad's right in front of them, obviously, loading up his dead son into the back of the ambulance. So that's the spoiler, guys. Jason is going to be actually not Jason. It's going to be this paramedic. All the way through the movie. So they load him up. They take Vic off who's sort of weirdly smiling in the back of the police car.
He's probably thinking, thank god, I never after that, whining, chocolate munching, idiotic. He thinks he's a world of favor. He does. He really does. We cut to two guys who are on their way to the blue oyster bar. Oh, yeah. One of the police academy. They're all up in their sort of grease clothing, aren't they? They are. This is Pete and Ray or Roy, I think it is. These guys are hyper. And they've been drinking too much red ball. Fix the car. Fix the car. Fix the fucking car.
It's sort of singing to each other. Oh, what is happening to you two? Kokeing. Ah. I would say. One hell of a drug. So yeah, these two guys, again, have cars broken down in the woods. Something about these words happens a lot. And it's Vinnie. Vinnie and Pete is sorry. And one of them says, I'm going to, I'm going to go take a shit. But one of them says these cunts aren't going to wait. Did you catch that idea? I did, yeah. Wow. Nautilus foul mouth. Get some soap in that.
I can't believe that word was used in a movie in 85 in America. Yeah, yeah. I heard it in an earlier film. It's probably just not very often. You know, you don't hear it in the sort of teeny. It feels like a new, cool word. Cunt. All right. Don't say it so horribly aggressively. Cunt. That's enough. So yeah, one of them goes to take a shit. And. Ooh, baby. Yeah, that's later. That's a lot of shit in the woods in this movie as well.
So yeah, while he's taking a shit, Jason kills the guy who's trying to fix the car with a flower in the mouth, which is quite good. Actually, I'll give him for this first kill. Well, that guy is obviously a fake head of that. But that looks actually OK. I'll go of that. Reminds me of brain dead light bulb, my head woman. It made me feel promising for this film in its kills. Jason's never used a flower either. So. Well done. Well done, Jason. I think it's on his feet.
Jason doesn't. He's like Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan will use any object in the room to take out the opponents. Jason's like, what have I got around me? A flower, a screwdriver? I'll just crush your head with a belt around a tree. Whatever it takes. Well, his aim is to kill. So yeah, he loves it. Yeah, absolutely loves it. The other guy comes back and says, if he fix the car yet, come on you idiot. Fix the fucking car. And then he starts singing a song about it.
Fix the fucking car because I want to get laid. Someone's in the back seat. He thinks his mate is still alive because he's ahead in the bonnet. Yep. And he just gets to the car and he's trying the car. It's not work man. Not work man. It's not work man. Oh, it's working. It starts up just at that point. But I, they lost a trick on this. They missed a trick where they could have had him look out, just look up and look at where his mate is through the gap of the bonnet.
It was like, it seemed dead. There we go. Oh my god. Then he gets killed. They missed that. Yeah, or maybe see like the body. Or just now, just knows mate's dead. Yeah. Would give him that shock factor to make the tension more, but they missed that on that. Well, either way, Jason does the old back seat trick and slices his throat from behind. Which is like, it was done in Halloween one. It's been done in a lot, isn't it? It's not at this point when, oh, that's the thing.
It's a bit of a yellow kill as well, isn't it? It's just not. It's OK, but it's been done. Yeah. Yeah. Tommy wakes up. Yes, he is sweaty. Boy, he's sweaty boy. And in his head, he can hear a toy, a quarry felt. I mean, if I woke up hearing quarry felt, I'm going, die, die, die. I'd probably be sorry for a little bit. Why is he in my head? Yeah, he's very sweaty. He takes his pills. He sees Jason in the mirror and then he's not there. I'm looking at the Jason in the mirror.
Yeah. Yeah. Am I going to jack some food there? Yeah. So we're getting the impression that he's got PTSD. Here's voices, his own voice. He also sees Jason here and there as well. Breakfast time. It's breakfast for the camp. Now, Reggie, little reckless Reggie, says to his granddad, gramps, can I go and see my big brother, Demon, later on? What the fuck? Reggie, the reckless wants to go and see his brother, Demon. Are these all superheroes or this is brilliant?
But his grandpa says, maybe we'll see. But we know that this is uncle, but then we do find out because he gives us a kiss or whatever. Don't do that uncle. No, it's his grandpa. Oh, it's grandpa, yeah. He says, do me a favor. Don't ever kiss me like that in front of anyone. Because he's a cool dude. He doesn't have people to know. But I'm kind of forgotten at this point of hell when it's the old baby couple. And I was like, yes, almost miss you. Yeah, I'm a total beast. I'm just real eyes.
Yeah. I'll be coming up in a minute. So they sit down to breakfast. And this is where the girl with a place is two. Two places for one's dead. So they have a go at her. She's like, well, I forgot. Well, to be fair, she's just like a real catish. Well, then reckless, well, gramps says, don't think, Vic or Joey will be joining us for breakfast. And then reckless Reggie says, or any other time. And they're like, oh, too soon. And yes, it's all a bit awkward.
Because they're trying to have breakfast the day after one of their guys was killed. And they all say we missed Joey. He was annoying. But we do miss him. He didn't deserve to be chopped up with an ax like that. I mean, I say he did, Gav. I'd say he did deserve to be chopped up with an ax like that. But I want you to get stuck in the elevator with him. And think we did the other Texas aerosol basket. Jesus fucking Christ. What's the good?
I can't remember his name now, but this gives me a bit out of our minds. There's another character that annoys me a little bit. Evil dead. Evil are two. Bobby Joe. Yeah, yeah. That guy. Just the way he says it. Tommy comes into the kitchen area. And this got to show him almost like an autisticness to him. He asks him to like go upstairs, go and ask someone to come down for breakfast. And he stands there for a long time. And it really gets to show kind of various in his mental state.
He says, Tommy, go tell Eddie to come down. Says he's not here. Yes, it's not a couple of times. They'll be very patient with him. And he's like, OK, it's just trying to, you know. But then fucking it just goes out the window, because this mate he comes in. Just scared him. Eddie's next one of his masks. He's mask. Tommy's masks. And he jumps out. It scares him. Tommy waste no time here. He power bombs him through a table. He really speedily just wrestles him, doesn't he?
And then not only does he power a bomb him through a table, just like you'd see in WWF, he then sits on top of him and begins pounding at his face for ages. And they have to pull him off of him. This guy is unhinged and strong. And he's got a knife in his room. I can't help it. And loads of masks. Yeah. It's got Cyril a killer written on over him. Yeah, so let's cut away to Ethel. Shopping up a chicken. And straight to the turns up. Yeah, well, first of all, she's chopping up the chicken.
And she says, I'm going to chop you up, just like they chopped up that crazy pig and that loony bin. So he's just news is already filtered to her and her son and her son's eating the stew outside. And he says, you tell her mom, she keeps copying everything. She says, this is where she says, shut your face, you big delto. She's just made me laugh so much. Yeah. And then the hobo shows up. Which is like I said earlier, it's kind of like a red hair.
And if we, it's weird though, if we, if we just had the kills going on and this character just turned up and it wasn't a Friday, a 13th movie, it's a horror movie or whatever it was, we'd be like, this guy's going to be the killer. And then we find out it's not it's this person like a murder mystery or jello. But it's really weird though, because obviously we know who the killer is, it's Jason. So it's just a strange choice, I find.
I don't know why a character of this, is he supposed to be us go like, is he going to fight him? Or it's just a case of, that's not judges person at all. But generally in these movies, everyone was stereotypically put. So he comes across as a guy who could be an adversary or a fighter or someone like a battle Jason. He reminds me a little bit of Fred Ward from Tremors. And that's sort of rough edge. Yeah. And he says, so it's weird. I'll do anything for a meal, man.
But he just like clean up the chicken shit. It just kind of comes to goes, does it have any more lines? And that's it. And that's what we see here. He does. Yeah. It's really weird choice. It's not, I don't know, is it just filling the numbers for the kills? But if you're only going to do the kills off screen, what's the fucking point? Well, cut to the police searching after the last couple of murders. And Roy, the paramedic is that seem weird.
We know why no. He's that kind of strange, because he's worried they might find out it was him. And we can then meet Lana's boyfriend. No, Lana works in a diner. And her boyfriend is sporting in a fantastic 80s moustache. I'm calling him Moe Slaphead. And he has got a moustache that only you could wear in the 80s. And he's got more cocaine than Columbia itself in his car. He is having a great 80s night out this guy.
He's waiting for his blonde lady with big boobs come out and his sports car with his cocaine, his big moustache, and his big slap head. And he is going to party like it's 1985. He's been, he does about five donuts in the parking lot. And he says, hey, Lana, she's what do you want? Take away. And he's like, yeah, she's like, OK, I'll be right out. And he goes in. He's listening to rock music. He does a bit more cocaine.
He says, he does like the usual like a weather report says, no, in the valleys. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And then she washes. I love the fact that you're what, as I listen, a viewer, audience member, you're just like, yeah, he's going to die probably quite soon. He's doing cocaine in a Jason boy, he's movie. So he's waiting outside. She goes in, starts sprucing herself up for their date. She pulls her boobs out and shakes, shakes to herself in the mirror. Show time. So he is.
Women, ladies, do you do this? Do you show show time? Even a senior, I'm breast probably many, many times, because you're your own. Do you still get surprised to do a little show time? Show time. Do you do a little show time, then? Only when I'm doing an impression of beetroot juice. Show time. So Billy's outside getting the coke right up his nose. And Lana, here's a little crash. But let me get a cat scare. Not a fan of cat scares, calf. Why is there a cat in the diner? Doesn't matter.
Yeah, a cat is blatantly thrown at this woman. So it skids across the floor. Billy gets an axe in the head outside. Lana gets in the exit car. It's rubbish, though. When it happens, it's just a quick zoom. Cut real fast zoom into his eyes. It's a bit like, oh, come on. Is that it? Can't be wanted to see the skull split, didn't you? It's literally just bringing these people in to kill him. That's what we're just trying. Now we know. Yeah. She gets in the car. It's empty.
She's like, Billy, where are you? Oh, I don't know where you are, but I find all this. OK. OK, on the foot well of the car. So she starts doing the coke. And then she heads over. She's loaded a floor door opens up. She looks out. Jason's feet. And she gets out the car, gets an axe to the stomach. Or camera. But we do get a nice shot of her lying there with the axe to her. Yeah, he gets shot of that. Just trying to make up for it, but it's fuck off.
I'm not going to get angry as we go of these kills. They get worse with laziness or whatever the problem. If you get too angry, you need to chill out and watch that video from where to the strange. Let me know. No. Tommy, again, sees a glimpse of Jason at the window. A bit of a Michael Myers this moment this one, though. It's like when people think they see Michael on their hanging up laundry, that kind of thing. Yeah. But obviously, it's not here. Maybe he's just seeing it as a...
The Mayor, we cut to just a random scene of... It's a really random scene just thrown in there where the Mayor, who we've not seen at all in the movie, we won't see him again. And there's no point of him being there. It's just discussing like, you've got to sort out all these killings. What's going on? Who's doing this stuff? What's happening? How do you know how do you know about these things? Have they all been done really well? Right? It's one killer.
The Nasey says, I'm holding you, but it's been responsible for charity. They only know about one killing. And they know who did that, because they've arrested him. No, no, there's been another two killings as well. And they're aware of, right? OK, so Nasey says, spoke as cigar. I know, did it. And by this point, they might know about... Jason Voorhees. They might know about Koki Boy and his girlfriend at this point as well. So it might about be about five or six days by now.
And he thinks it's Jason Voorhees. Yeah, he sounds up. I think he's full of shit. He sounds up on the notes, is it? I know who it is. It's Jason Voorhees. I know he is interesting. I'm looking into small and I need to, but this percentage real life. When he says, I'm thinking of Jason Voorhees, completely straight edge, is a guy behind him, who's obviously a deputy or whatever, just looks at the guy he's talking to. And he doesn't like go, what the fuck?
So it's like, have they already established had this conversation? He probably says, hey, Biny Bob, I reckon it's Jason Voorhees. Yeah, they might have said that this is crazy, because apparently he died. Well, obviously the mess, the fuck are you talking about? So he just says, just sort of that out. Yeah, he doesn't believe them. And that's it. It's kind of a weird scene, because this sheriff is so fucking nipped. He has this knowledge, where he thinks it's Jason Voorhees.
OK, so what's your plan? Just gonna sit here, smoke cigars, and get fed. Because he doesn't do anything like go out to Count Crystal, like an actually scope out what's going on. He would have made another person for Jason to kill. It's such a weird choice that they just have this, but in him gun, I think I know who did it. Then do nothing about it. He might as well have said, as he walked up the door, and while you're at it, make sure you don't close the beaches. Yeah, it's so weird.
But he does not want one thing about it, the sheriff. Don't know. Well, let's cut to the girl Hagen Laundry. This is the sex craze girl that was arrested earlier. Eddie Grabshur, he does a little jump scare. And they are these two are so horny, they can barely keep the hands on each other. He says, let's go off to the woods and fuck. We've got some point of view again and some... As they start to get interest, the lady with a large, bustle area.
Well, they put a blanket on the ground, because they don't want to get any tweaks up their arses while they're getting up to it. But yeah, it's not Jason watching them. It's the dirty hobo. He's thinking... He just, oh. He looks as lips. He does. And then he's turned and he stabbed and then, but we don't see any of it. Yeah, he don't really see it, he just knows he stabbed. It's like, what are you doing? So at this point, I'll get angry about his kills. Well, they start getting it on.
They have sex for less than a minute. And then he says, I need to clean up. He does, he says, I better go clean up. Now, does that mean he was doing her up the... Yeah, in like a minute, that's some quickness. And she seems very satisfied by it all. But it's weird. Very satisfied by it all. So he goes off to clean up in the lake, whoever is he's doing. And she's left alone naked in the woods.
Now, how much more vulnerable could you be than a woman lying completely naked on a blanket in the woods on your own? Oh, her fellow's not far away. But all of a sudden, there was Jason there with hedge cutters. He gives her the old burning. Well, actually, it's not the ambulance driver of Jason mask on, but yeah, the burning. And we don't see it. No, we don't see it. But I think this kill... We show later on her eyes.
Yeah, I think it works well in this kill because we see the after effects are quite good. My note says weak source. Fair enough, fair enough. Well, Eddie gets back and finds her lying on her side. And he's like, he he he he he he. Good job. He didn't start up again before lowering her over. Now, this is a great kill. I love when Jason gets in there with the trees. He really uses the nature to help his kills. This is a great one. Strap him up. A lever strap around his eyes like a bell.
And with a stick, sort of twisting it behind the tree to make it tight to tight. It's brilliant, but guess what? We don't see it. Who's fucking a see it? I want to see his brains come up as eye sockets. It wouldn't have been that hard to do. You could have already just cut to a shot with loads of blood bags underneath his eyes but it's so simple. Well, don't worry, Gav, because we're coming up to the classic scene now. It's nighttime. Reckless Reggie wants to go meet his brother, Demon.
Pam says, well, I'll take you. I'll take you there. Don't worry, because you're an ear kid. And Dr. Matthew says, hey, I got an idea. Why don't you take Tommy, the psycho with you? You could do it, Samar. Tommy, come with us. All right, then. So a weird team of Reckless Reggie, Pam and Tommy, Jarvis, go off to meet this guy called Demon in a trade-apark. He said he might be with his girlfriend. Yeah, it is. We had mixed Tommy. Want to come down with us? This young kid? Okay. We get that.
Michael Jackson looking motherfucker. I love this guy so much. He was also in Street Fighter the movie as DJ or the terrible Jamaican. I love it, though. He's got this big American fan. It's just doors open up. He's like, can Tommy? No, not Tommy. He was he Reggie. Yeah. His big brother. He's kind of in like a Michael Jackson or a co-lever sort of clothing. He's got like a soul-glow wet poem going on. Yeah, he says, he's my girlfriend. He says, I'm going about the fan of Stone.
Hey. First of all, he says, where'd you get that to his jewelry? And then he says, when you've been around the world as long as I have, you get things. And he goes, whoa, where'd you get that? And looks at the girl and she's like, hey, how you doing? Is this baby? Yeah. And then he says, me, my girl. Pam, Pam, babe, come over here. Pam's like, I'm 25 years older than you, but okay. I'll play along with this, I guess. But then he says to him now. Right, okay.
Here we go. This is, we can get into the gutters. We can start looking at shit conversations, guys. Well, before you do that, though, they leave Tommy on his own in the parking lot to just hear voices. Oh, god. And Junior shows up on his bike. The choices of these people that run this park place. Junior shows up. He keeps going through one of them loony. He said, my mama hates. And he says, I'm going to punch you with something. And Tommy is a full on fucking ninja at this point.
I actually wrote Chuck Norris. His stall off fire in his Chuck Norris is. It's badass. He's actually pretty good. He takes Junior out, beats him up. And he goes, my mama's going to blow your fucking hell up. She's going to chop you into it. It beat me pieces, my friend. And then he drives off crying on his motorbike screaming, leaving. Yeah. Tommy. Well, just before that hat does happen, where we're going to get to, he offers his younger brother food. And Pam, first of all, Tako, no. Egg roll.
Different continents cuisine. Sochage pizza. Okay. So we're going to say we're going to Mexico, sort of China, Italy. All these foods. He's got all this food in the back of his mind. In the van. Now, if he's eating that combo of food, if he's going to have Tako, I'm going to have a egg roll. Then I'm going to have some sausage pizza. If he's eating all that food, and enchiladas, he's eating enchiladas as well, because we know that.
And let's be honest, Kav, there aren't many places around by these. So these are probably a couple of days old, some of these. But I don't know if they've just gone out and bought a load of food. But even if it is fresh, and he's making that, uh, that mixture, that is going to be a problem. Now, my next thing is, because we're getting to the shitting, because it's got a site we've discussed.
But don't know how many podcasts have discussed the shitting scene in Friday, or Thursday, or Thursday, or Thursday. But is something we need to discuss in a little bit of detail right now? Right. I hope you're not eating, listeners. Well, well, Pam breaks that fight up. Yeah. Which means that she takes Reggie the breakfast away. Indeed. And we get left with demon and his girlfriend. Now, he's a sit in there. It says, oh, the damage to learners. Basically, he's a son. He's got bowel movements.
Now, my thing to you is this. This must be fairly regular for them. And they're shitting. And when they each do it, and their habits are probably known by each other. Shitting's probably something which is a bit more open with them than the regular couple. If they're sleeping and living in these vans, they're parking in facilities or places where they're going to use the facilities of said place. To do their shitting, so it's going to be like, where have you been last 20 minutes?
Obviously, you've been having a shit. I know when you're shitting. She knows. Because Sarah's never come up to me in a toilet. Ever, ever, ever knocked on the door and started singing, ooh baby to me. Never. She's never sang a song to me while I've been. Not yet. Not yet. I don't know if it's sang and comes. No, I was married once part time. Never happening that one either. I don't know where it comes from.
No one sang to me before while I took a shit, especially someone I'm having a sexual relationship with. Well, I didn't have to take any notes for this scene. I've just put what I've seen. And I just thought we could just talk about it then. So, yeah, so let's describe it. He gets the bubble guts, he runs to the sort of, the house sits down. It's a really horrible looking sort of toilet in a shack. And you see, you don't luckily don't hear it, but you hear the look of relief on his face.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait for all of a sudden. It's all been there. Turns inside out poor bloke. And he's like, oh thank God. And then he hears a noise outside and you think, oh, is he going to get killed by Jason? The whole place is shaking the outhouse. Then he goes, you're going to get it to a bitch if that's you. It's like quite harsh what he says to his girlfriend. And then she says it's me. Ooh, baby, baby, baby. And then he sings back, hey, baby, hey, baby.
And then she sings, ooh, baby again. And it's like, what is going on? Okay, let's turn this around. Leave him alone woman. Let him have a bit of peace in time. A man likes a good poop. She even says to him, you'll be scared when that snake crawls up the toilet and bites you on the ass. There's just a given the fear. Don't give the man a fear. I'm trying to take a shit. I don't want to think about it, snake. That's going to make his butthole go tighter. That's definitely not going to help.
But the thing that relaxes his butthole obviously is singing a duet with her. So they sing that, ooh, baby, song together. Who is there any other movie ever put out there, which we can all watch late listeners? Everybody in the world. We could go together watching you. So let's have a world clock day. We all synchronise ourselves. I mean, watch the movie at the same time. Is there another movie out there where a couple have a duet? Well, one's shitting.
If you know of one, let us know because I've never seen it before. This is the only one. You know, the crazy thing is, as you're saying that, I can feel my laugh coming, but also you're right. You're fucking right. It's never really ever happened. Probably in a weird porno, maybe, but not in just your standard horror film or any film. And the thing is the actors in it are kind of doing a duet like they're not one of them. It's not a shitting.
They're both in the same room doing a duet or karaoke. What did these guys think when they got the scripts? And they were like, oh, I've got a movie playing over just a small part of it. My dad, I've got a role. It's only for a day. I bit singing in there as well. You know, get to show up my falsetto. My boy, I'll be taking a shit. My boyfriends had the shits and I go along. I pretend I'm Jason Voorhees. And then we start singing together and then I'm killed. Well, she dies outside the toilet.
So we're finished that now. We're putting end on that. The only podcast ever to have a conversation in depth about this scene. This isn't the first time we've quoted this scene so many times throughout the 10 years of podcasting. I actually thought when it came up, I was like, fuck, am I watching right Friday 13? For my supposed to, yeah, have we already reviewed this? Because I remember discussing, stew, baby, a before. Yeah. That's great. That's what elevates this film.
I think I'm alright now. We can probably show you on it. This film. It does. This is the best thing in the movie. For the last film, the bit that people remember from the last film is Crispin Glover. It stands. Yeah, this film. People remember the shit in singing scene. Yeah. This is the best part of this movie. Sorry, I think it is. I legitimately think it is because it's so off-kilter. It's brilliant.
He tries to get out the door, he's going to get his bodies on the floor, and then he's spared through the toilet. It probably isn't our time to wipe. Oh, when he says, you're going to get a bitch! He sounds like Billite Rick James. It does. The Dave Shapale's Rick James, you know what I'm saying? Well, the poor guy probably still got his trousers around his own, because he hasn't wiped, and Jason spares him through the wall, and he is doomed. Yeah, they're both fucking killed off camera.
We can do get the spear coming through from the back of the back of the front, but we don't. We see just a shot of a spear, so guys, come on! That's so cheap. Back at the camp, everyone seems to be missing. There's only three people left. Pam says, okay. Why didn't he stick the spear up the toilet? That's what I was thinking. What happened to us? If Jason was a tall guy, they did accountable holocaurs. If Jason was a tall guy, he would have said, forget Angela, here's a shishka barb.
If that's what Freddie would have said if he was doing that, you know what I mean? I don't talk there, does he? No, he doesn't. But yeah, they get back to the camp, and everyone's missing apart from three people. And Pam says, well, where's Dr. Matthew? He went out. Oh my God, right. You guys all stay here. I'm going to go and find him. We do have a shot of the hit kid riding his motorbike in anger, after being beaten up. That's right.
Then he gets to the, he then, we then see Junior driving around saying, Mama, he hurt me, Mama. And he's just, he's just hurting him, living out there. Yeah. What's he going to do when she passes away as too old? He looks useless, doesn't he? She says, I'm trying to make your stew. For God's sake, Junior, will you shut that fuck up? I'm making your stew here, and he says, Mama, Mama. And then an ax pops out from me on the tree. Don't see anything. No, it's off camera.
It's off camera, but he dies. And we do get a fake head roller long. So I give him a couple of points for that. And then when he goes quite, she goes, about fucking time, you're fucking wired. Brilliant. Yeah. Fuck, what? But then she gets an ax through the window, and she dies with her face down in the stew that she's making. Yep. And that's awful. And Junior gone, though. Now we cut to a couple that I didn't even know who, I was like, ooh these guys. I didn't even know who they were.
And I was so bored listening to them. I didn't listen to them. I don't know what they said this whole conversation because it was like, this doesn't mean anything. What's the matter? I don't know. So what did they talk about? Uh... Well, the next bit is Pam driving to try and find everyone in the woods and her truck breaks down because this is a Friday the 13th movie. And then we cut to Jake trying to make a move on Robin and so watching a scary film. Yeah, this.
What was all this, so what they talk about? Oh, it's a story. He says to her... Game over. We've known each other for many weeks now. And, um... You know, I really like being around you. She's like, yeah, I like being around you too. And he says, no, I really want to be with you. And she laughs at him. Uh... She really laughs at him. And then he says, well, I wasn't trying to kiss it. No, it was a joke. Oh, and he gets all sort of... We've all been there. Um, so he goes upstairs.
And there's a thunderstorm kicking in. Um, she goes upstairs and says, oh, why did I say that? I'm such an idiot. I've mean to him. I didn't need to that. And then we got Violet dancing to her music in a room. She's doing some bad ass... The stairs are like breaking up in here. It's cool, man. Really cool move. She's got in her room. I've been there when I was little. Doing that in my room. You know? Uh, Jake gets killed with a cleaver. But he says, go on, talk to you.
Uh, I thought, is he horny? Is he going to? Is horny? Or did Jake wants to talk? She's like, talk to me later. She turns the door, leaves her room. And then gets killed with a machete to the face. Now, I noticed machete to her face, because there's a machete going towards his face. But guess what? It's all fucking camera. This affects person up the arse. It wasn't Tom Simeone, was it? Uh, no. It's a massive affects crew about 30 odd people. Don't know. Have no idea. Bollocks.
Well, the scary movie downstairs ends and Robin sends Peggy out Reggie to bed. Well, she says, wake up Reggie, but he's asleep. So she leaves him on the sofa to nap. He should have been in bed ages ago, but it is what it is. She goes up to her room. She strips, of course, Kev. Strips, though. Yeah. She climbs onto the top bunk. And she gets killed like, if we're baking in the first movie, but in the first movie, we actually saw it. Well, she rolls over first and sees a dead boy in her bed.
Yeah. And then there she gets a machete from under the bottom bunk. Which we don't see. 34 people worked on this, and especially the fix team. One of them could have put in a bit of brain. One of them just said, can we just put us a blood? And there must be a reason. I don't want to go too hard on it, because it's probably a reason. I'll tell you what, I will watch the Cap Crystal, like memories. And I'll report next time. Okay, good. Well, back to Violet.
Still body popping in, robot moving in her bedroom. Jason walks in. Of course, she doesn't hear him. Because she, you know, she's just got her music on. She looks ranked. There's no one there. That's fine. This is a nice easy kill for Jason. She turns around and she just gets killed. I can't remember how she dies to me. Just a very close up of a knife in some material. No blood, nothing. It's like, fuck this lazy effects, fuckers. Reggie then wakes up on the sofa, thunder and lightning.
He goes upstairs and he finds all the bodies everywhere. Well, lightning is droigs, that's kind of cool. It goes in the Tommy's room. And that's where all the bodies are, of course. He screams, Pam says, what's going on? Rackless Reggie. And he says, you won't believe what I've seen in Tommy's gyrosis room. She goes in. Screams. Oh my god, Tommy gyrosis killed all these people. They're all piled up in his room. Come on, let's go outside and they go into the woods. Let's see the paramedics car.
But Jason burst in, though. There's thunder erupted. Jason burst in and they run off. Oh, he does. Yeah, he smashes through the door. He's like the, like the, oh yeah, guy. Yeah, smashy's in. See, this is not quite cool. If they just put some effects in, it's all a wall. Another set up, though. He's still taking after it, you know, even though it's not Jason. He's still doing what Jason would do. And they open the paramedic car, a body falls out. Yeah. You know, it's all stuck. Oh, and refrain.
This lady does not wear a bra and just has like a wet shirt competition with herself that she's winning. And the whole time from the day to the end of the day, and she's winning, and the whole time through this rest of it, she must have been like, can I not wear a bra just something, you know, a vest underneath. Well, Jason or whoever he is, paramedic Roy, it's not the same ring to it as Jason for his paramedic Roy. He chases them into the woods. They get, they fall, they get separated.
Pam sees Dr. Matthew's dead body. So we know he's dead now. She goes into an office. Jason throws gramps through a window, poor reckless Reggie's grandpa. I quite like the fact that Jason's still though, throwing bodies through windows. He's like, he's read up on him this guy. He's like, what we know what's does he do? Oh, he throws bodies through windows. I'll make sure I do that as well. Oh, that's fine. I'm happy with all that. She runs back outside. She falls over again.
Jason's gaining on her. This young kid's just learnt to drive a ball, though, sir. Yeah, because Jason's about to kill her with the machete when reckless Reggie smashes out of the barn. Did he just go to the ball? I don't know how long to do. Oh, it's a ball. Oh, here's the keys. Right. How did he know that she was Pam was going to jump out of way? His nickname is reckless Reggie. He is reckless. Come on. Wild God. He's crazy. Yeah. He, uh, he drives straight through the barn.
Knox, Jason Dane. At this point, I was like, I say, are we going to say for a second movie in a row, Jason's defeated by a child? Hmm. But no. Well, Pam and Reggie hug, but Jason grabs Pam by the leg. They managed to run off. Jason's now bleeding. So this is like, oh, that's something Jason doesn't normally do. He doesn't normally look at his wounds, but this Jason looks down at the wound on his stomach. And he seems to have been slowed down a little bit by that balldozer.
Uh, he then walks into the barn where he knows Pam and Reggie are. Pam attacks him with a chainsaw. Reggie's going, yeah, we're getting Pam from the rafters, which is quite a funny moment. She manages to cut Jason's arm, but the soul stops, it stops working. So she tries to restart the chainsaw and then Tommy enters the barn. We're going to get a face off. It's quite a cool silhouette of Tommy walking into the barn with all his muscles.
And we know he's going to face off against Jason, but they shout, run, Tommy, run. It's Jason. Uh, he slices Tommy's across the chest and we think, oh, Tommy's dead. Nothing to that. Um, but Tommy stabs Jason in the leg with a knife, climbs up into the roof with Pam and Reggie. Jason climbs up. Tommy is passed out now. The others too hide. Jason, um, Reggie gets distracted. Sorry, Reggie distracts Jason enough for Pam to fight him.
And they if they fight right on the edge of the open window at the top of the barn, and then Reggie does push him out your right galvanizing. And then Reggie does push him out your right galvanizing. Pushes him out onto some spiked machinery, but it doesn't quite fall. It does that thing where he grabs your leg. You know, he pops back up when you peer over the edge. No, he's not going, he's not gone yet. Grab your leg and he tries to pull them down.
Thank God for Tommy though, because Tommy wakes up and he chops Jason's arm. We do see Jason close up to Jason. He's got really weird ear and stuff like that. Did they go put on a mask then a mask? Yeah, because Jason falls down onto this huge spiked machinery. The mask is off. Yeah. The hockey mask underneath that is like a rubber mask, but it's the front of its ripped open. Yeah, okay. So it's like he's he may even like, I don't know, Tommy might be something to do with a mask. I don't know.
Um, and it's Roy the paramedic, which the first time I saw this film, I was like, who the fuck is that guy? Now Tommy was a 12 year old killed Jason Raw hes from a chassis and it fucked him up. Tommy's now older and he's again killed Jason for hes again. You know, I know it's not Jason, he's going to find out he's now killed two people. I don't think it's going to make him any better. I don't think it's like hitting head once, getting hit there twice and making better again.
He's back to normal now. Sorry I killed all those people. Yeah, for all right now. Um, bit of a weird confusing ending now and this is what leads me to believe they weren't quite sure where the franchise was going to go. Because there's a nurse in the hospital and they, it goes, well, the sheriff explains everything to Pam about what happened and the old you was Joey's dad. And again, what the fuck happened? You say, okay, what happens to you, chief? Where have you been?
What have you been doing? There's loads of murders which I should have been super busy with but I thought it was Jason. So we kind of hanged out here waiting for things to play out and then we're just coming clean up. It's a bit on a sheriff. It's all great that you know that it was Roy the paramedic that killed everyone but he still killed everyone. Like fuck sake. You know, been there, you know.
But it's actually Roy lost his temper after finding his dead body shot that his son's their body chopped up, killed all these people in a fit of rage over the last few days, pretended to be Jason Ball. He's while doing it to cover up his killings. So he's a copycat. So Pam goes into Tommy's room, who's hovering. Oh, sorry, excuse me. Apparently it's a bit of a loner and I didn't speak to anybody, kept himself himself. Yeah.
I don't know why he kept it quite for so long. That was his son, which in some way she could be like maybe if he was just like maybe he was a bit weird himself, but he was enough to be not weird, but he might be like mentally whatever, but enough to keep it with social society. And but his kid couldn't wear ever. Do you know what I mean? So he thought, well I'm gonna keep it on my kid from a distance.
If Jack starts wandering around in his late, his late teens early 20s with chocolate reinies my offering candy bars to everyone, I'm gonna disown him. You wouldn't know. I would. I'd send him off to a really big, no, I wouldn't. And I don't condense the way he'd been. That's what they call it in this film. I don't really call them really bins. Cookies nest. No, I'm joking. They call them that either.
Yes, so we get like a fake fake out now where Pram goes into Tommy's room, who's recovering. He pulls a knife on her and kills her, but he wakes up and it was a nightmare. He had this but is like, is this movie not finished or what is going on? What is it still playing? He wakes up again in hospital and he envisions Jason at the foot of his bed. And then his expression changes and you start to wonder is he gonna be the next Jason then that's what kind of what they're doing.
He pulls the red mask out of his cupboard. And my note says, why is this film not finished yet? And, yeah, and also why is the hospital allowed to have a hockey mask and knife in the drawer of his hockey room? Nice place as well. He looks at it. He hears Pam's footsteps. She comes in the room. Oh, he's jumped out the window because the glass is smashed, but no, he's hiding beyond the door with a hockey mask on. And then he says, and then it's stuck in the nassie end. Fuck off.
A new beginning. That's awful. What's he doing? Now, look. I actually rate this film slightly higher than I did the last few times I've watched it. But that's mainly because of the side characters like Ethel and Junu, obviously demon and his girlfriend for the shitting scene. I love the fact that Tommy Bodyslam's that man through a table and the unhinged element of all the people on this farm for children that need to be rehabilitated.
I just love all of that stuff. Where this film does let you let it down. It's not even that it's a fake Jason. I don't care about any of that. It's that you don't see the kills and the ending is very confused. They didn't know what they were going through today. They didn't. They didn't know where it's going. It's slightly different. And people don't like change, but really when it comes down to it, people come in there for the serial killers. And that's what they want.
If you haven't seen this or you're and you're a completeist, I would give this a thumbs up. Probably would give this a thumbs up anyway because it's got a lot of elements. It's got some stuff. I'll give it a five out of ten and otherwise it would be a lot less, but it has got those fun bits you speak of. You've got to watch it just for the shitting scene. Of course it just for that. Absolutely craziness of that. I want to be there while they were directing that scene overnight shooting at night.
Action. Okay. Go. Okay. No, I need to see more sort of grunting like you're really. Is he strained on your face? Yeah. Crazy. I should put some sound effects. What's interesting is they went from this film to the next one, which I feel is still the strongest. A lot of people say it's their favorite Jason lives, which is a very funny. We've got Kane Hodder playing Jason. And it all got it all kind of like they know they kind of like back on board or someone else came on board.
Who knew what they were doing? We're definitely getting the camp crystal lake memories done before we watched review those ones next time as well. Well, we've already done. We won't we won't be doing six because we've already done it. But we will be doing what does mean we will be doing seven the new blood. I knew we don't want of them. Okay. So what next summer will be doing the seven the new blood, which is Carrie versus Jason, essentially. Jason goes to Manhattan.
Oh, yeah, maybe. So they're seven or eight. So we're going to be getting some telekinesis and some. It's almost a shame. We're not doing six again because after doing five in our review and all of them, we're getting a getting a no of the films in a bit more depth. I am still going to watch six though. At some point soon or probably next summer as well. Yeah. Just to recap and I will link when we get close to the episode next year.
I will link to that early, very early on episode we did for my birthday where I choose Jason six. But there we go. So small thumbs up from us both on that one big thumbs up for part four though. That's Jason for this year. I think we're done. So should we have a little outro? Yeah, let's do it. I'm back again to say good bye. Say good bye. Let's thank you for coming along with us. I hope you enjoyed today's show. It's always fun going back to Crystal Lake. But that was episode 157.
Gav. Yep. What's coming up next, you want to know? I do actually kind of know because I had a little look back earlier. I was like, why don't we have got to watch next time and stuff. But I know actually what's coming. Yes. It's summery. It is. It's a desert. It is a desert. It's a West Craven director special. So yes, we will be looking at the Hills Abys from 1977. Yep. It's shocked a lot of people when it first came out. And we'll be pairing that up with 1991's. The people under the stairs.
Which are good to me. At last I've watched people under the stairs. It's quite a long time ago. I was a bit like meh. I wasn't as into it as much as I thought it was kind of cool when I was a kid. I'm a big fan of it. So I might not be coming at it with a very positive head on me. But I'm not going to say that straight right because of it. It's going to be, but there's not so much weirdness in it. It's going to be a good discussion. And reviewing it is always a different look.
So that's 150, 150, 9 will be a Patreon special Don Colier. Says he may have selected some fine footage movies for us. We don't know yet. We don't know yet. That's cool. Thank you. Which means episode 160. It will be nice to talk for that footage. Yeah, well, looking forward to that. Which then after that episode 160 is our Caesar's wrapping up a franchise we started last year. We'll be covering Poltergeist 2. Oh, cool. From 1986 and Poltergeist 3 from 1988.
I've always felt that the Poltergeist movie he's one of two. Not so much free, one of two like a summary film sort of in a way. Yeah, yeah, don't totally. And two, one because it's number one is because it's got that spielbredness. Two. Two's great. I watched two of, maybe last summer, maybe the summer before. And we're both in agreement. And that's a good film. Really good. It's a really good solid, solid sequel. Actually, part three is going to be a bit of sadness to involved. Yes indeed.
And I've not seen part three for a long time. All I remember is that there's a puddle reflection. All I remember. Three is good though, but two is definitely almost as good as what. We've got to talk about that fella. And it's his last role. Yeah, indeed. And he was in lots of stuff. He was a hippie in theaters. Number two made me cry when I was a kid out of fear because of the tequila worm scene. Oh, yeah. I was so scared, my parents sent me to bed. I've got a bottle of tequila worm.
I'm a tequila worm in it and I'm like, drink. Do you remember when we had someone you breathed a year ago? Someone put you bottle round when we were all getting drunk. That was a lot of fun. Johnny from Mexico because he's a, that's what I've got another bottle. We were drinking it and I was like, you make sure you get that worm, Garvey. You might have drank the worm. No, that's not me. Someone dead. We were all pretty drunk.
So yeah, Episode 158, Wes Craven, Episode 159 is potentially going to be a found footage, Patreon pic, and Episode 166, Poltergeist 2 and 3. Some classics. classics coming up there. Well, that's it. Let's do a little bit of housekeeping and then we can say good nights and goodbyes and thank everybody. Yeah. Okay, so we are the podcast on haunted hill. It's a proud member of Legion podcast network, have been for over 10 years now and we're also part of the deadbolt media group.
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We're trying to keep the content going twice a month if possible. Yeah, yeah. Which you know, it's a lot of hours because it shows up between three and four hours. So you're getting a lot of bang for your bug. But yeah, that's that's that's that. So gav, it's a good night from Joey covered in chocolate about to get chopped in the back. It is a good night from the weirdest man in the world. Not not Dan, the one for show me the video.
And the weirdest man in the world for kissing his. Oh, I said I'm not even going there. I'm not doing it. And obviously it's a good night from. Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby. It's a good night from demon. I've lost my singing voice now. Oh dear. And it's a good night from Jason. That's what we're doing today. I've got a lot of friends that watch out for horrible things that Dan might show you on video. Kill, kill, good night. Good night.
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