Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John talk about the end of the current edition of AoS, what they want out of the new edition, what they think GW might fumble and some good old fashioned roasting. Also! If you like webcomics, Andrew has a great one called Tarnation Lucille o...
May 21, 2024•1 hr 27 min
Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John talk about the miniature culling for the new Age of Sigmar. John decides to switch gears in his army and double down on Stormcast. Andrew suggests One Page Rules as an option for the frustrated and John roasts him again.Enjoy! If you lik...
Apr 09, 2024•1 hr 7 min
Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John talk about how bad of an actual general Andrew would be with his ADHD, they also talk about making intentionally bad tactical decisions in order to see the coolest board set up(visually speaking) and for as much trash as they talk, they ...
Feb 29, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 63
Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John check out some of the Old World Boxed Sets, Andy speculates on what minis he might get from the line including his old favorite, Ole’ Swamp Tits. Check out Andy's new hobby YouTube as well, Mech Beard Painting and Roy's stand up special ...
Jan 28, 2024•1 hr 25 min
Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John are perplexed by and roast Warhammer: The Old World while simultaneously only contributing the paltriest of productive suggestions . Like the true Grognards they are. Check out Andy's new hobby YouTube as well, Mech Beard Painting and Ro...
Dec 27, 2023•57 min
Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John deep dive into the Cities of Sigmar Battletome, , ogle the art, and run bits on the map names. music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion
Nov 21, 2023•1 hr 6 min
Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John rip on Saruman’s ridiculous end goal for Middle Earth, talk unit pricing for Cities of Sigmar and Andrew attempts to imagine a big butt ork breeding program. music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion
Oct 31, 2023•1 hr 1 min
Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew finds 60 free goblins from his very old Elves vs. Goblins Warhammer box and discovers the adorable “Cloth Gobkins” from Statuesque Miniatures. John starts planning his list and potential paint schemes for Cities of Sigmar. Then they probably talk about balls or farts. music by ...
Oct 01, 2023•1 hr 23 min
Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode they gush about the Cites of Sigmar Leak and how they might take the spot as #1 good guy army. music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion
Aug 26, 2023•54 min
Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, on another hilarious episode of Legends of The Painty Men! On this episode they talk about a new for of spell casting, roast old Empire miniatures that are going away and talk once more about new awesome Cities of Sigmar miniatures. It's a hilarious episode that actually broke John's computer with jokes! Check it out! -music by the incredible @fluxpaviliion
Jul 26, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 56
Comedians Andrew DeWitt (Misery Index, Jimmy Kimmel) and John Roy (Star Search, Late Night) send up their favorite table top war game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode John makes Andrew come up with some lady characters to increase the fan base and Andrew’s idea is absolutely bonkers. As always, music by the incredible @fluxpavilion !
Jun 20, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 55
On this episode of Legends of The Painty Men, comedians John Roy (Star Search, Late Night) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, Kimmel) talk about the absolute drip for some very fashionable Cities of Sigmar Characters. Andrew plays a game of One Page Rules against a listener and loses. John roasts Andrew and then Andrew reveals some details on a mech based table top game he’s working on.
May 31, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 54
One this episode of Legends of The Painty men comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy toast the new miniatures for Age of Sigmar, particularly the new Cities of Sigmar Cavaliers! Then Andrew shows off his new Gunpla and talks plans for One Page Rules. Also, Zoom changed its compression algorithm and it gave us a lisp. We’ll be tryin out new software from now on! Tune in and enjoy! Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!
May 03, 2023•57 min
One this episode of Legends of The Painty men comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy roast the insane setting for Age of Sigmar, which they otherwise love, realm by realm. Tune in and enjoy! Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!
Mar 28, 2023•57 min
One this episode of Legends of The Painty men comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy talk about old school DnD, Andrew training for SCA fighting by jogging in full armor during a South Carolina summer heat wave, a new history show, AoS Vampire Pickup Artists, Andrew loves big fat Slaan frogs, price increases and they roast the new rules lawyer Kharadron Overlords model. Tune in and enjoy! Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!
Mar 04, 2023•54 min
Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about the new Gloomspite Gitz Battletome, the pain of buying new rules in general, GW art books and Andrew recounts his last game of One Page Rules, Grim Dark Future. music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! On Twitter and the globe!
Jan 26, 2023•1 hr 2 min
Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys adress Henry Cavill and his Warhammer 40K project at Amazon, talk about Richard Grieco in Cinemax stripclub 40k, Space Marines taking dumps in their pants, Nurgle making STDS, Orks having a great time and some general nerd content catch up. music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!
Dec 26, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 49
Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about their latest in person game that Roy won! They talk skirmish rules for AoS and the beauty of low point games. They also do one more round of “ridiculous rules names” before hanging the bit up for at least another month. Enjoy! music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)
Nov 30, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 48
Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys live play and actual game! Slaanesh vs Daughters of Khaine. They have to relearn the rules! They rip on each other! Andy gets very nervous! It's fantastic Enjoy! music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)
Oct 27, 2022•1 hr 3 min
Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about Andrew's first gaming event, Blood and Plunder (with a few sneaky Gamesworkshop minis thrown in, John's new DnD project trying to utilize mainly GW sculpts, a hankering for Cursed City and a new Varangaurd model the boys both love! All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy! music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)
Sep 28, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 47
Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about how John is too scared to fix his Imperial Guard army by himself, Andrew keeps trying to sneak One Page Rules talk into the conversation and it infuriates John then they descend into madness as they cover the ever increasing horde of absurdity that is the Warcry warbad roster . All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy! music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (...
Aug 09, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 46
While John Roy is on tour Andrew DeWitt (Misery Index, TBS) and Dave Witek (Garage Hammer) join forces to be positive about something Gamesworkshop does! This is a bonus episode about how much they love the new Leauges of Votann for Warhammer 40k. Hear them reminisce about Squats of yore, Goblin Animosity tables and dwarfy fantasy battle goodness. Andrew's back is out and occasionally it sounds like he's sniffing but that's just the Pilates wedge he's stuck on so don't get grossed out. Party. Bo...
Jul 31, 2022•1 hr 24 min
Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about paints John has to order to finish his Stormcast, Andrew falls back in love with (some) Warhammer 40k because SQUATS ARE BACK! Also, John freaks out about repairing his Imperial Guard tanks and begs for help and Andrew shills hard for One Page Rules (unpaid) while fantasizing about his Gunpla shooting up Space Marines. All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! En...
Jun 25, 2022•56 min
Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about how long the Dark Oath line took to come out, GW store policy with head swaps on miniatures, the importance of miniatures that can serve multiple purposes in gaming and how bad British robots are! All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy! music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)
Jun 02, 2022•51 min
Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys whine about GW prices as normal BUT actually fan boy the F out about the new Slaves to Darkness sculpts as well as finally figure out why Storm Cast Eternals can’t be a ‘metal’ as Chaos. It’s Heels vs Baby Faces on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy! music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)
May 02, 2022•49 min•Ep. 43
Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys roast the concept of "Prime Hunters" as the "Participation Award" of gaming. They also talk about drunk road comics from Chicago and Roy's new strategy of not looking at the rules before buying minis. Enjoy! music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!
Mar 30, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 42
Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar in another ridiculous podcast. Roy talks about his frustrations with rulebook prices, expanding his Storm Cast Eternals army and Andrew plans his future losses with his Squig Army. Join the fun! music provided by the award winning and incredible @fluxpavilion!
Feb 03, 2022•1 hr 7 min
Dave Witek (@garagehammer) joins comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt as they send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode Andrew tries to have a theme of “fun armies” but this is immediately abandoned and rapidly devolves in John’s fantasies of playing Warhammer for large cash prizes, lighting toilets in Azyr, Sigmar buys an airbrush, Looney Tunes Gloomspite Gitz and Dave finally solves the mystery of why Age of Sigmar has so many cannibals! It’s a raucous one. Happy Ho...
Dec 23, 2021•1 hr 26 min
Painty Man Andrew DeWitt is here with another solo podcast while John Roy shows his cute baby off to his relatives. This episode Andrew drops way too many f bombs and goes in depth with his love of HeroQuest, his mom’s obsession with painting Santa Claus figurines and how it all started him down the path of painting plastic pain. Lots of DnD, Old Hammer, Dragon Lance and retro table top gaming talk in this episode! intro music from the amiga HeroQuest game, outro music by the famous and award wi...
Nov 23, 2021•1 hr 4 min
Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the new “Roman” look for Stormcast, rule change fatigue, Gamesworkshop IP rules for artists, red enraging special rules and more! Andrew has a new mic that sounds good over zoom, now we need to get Roy one! Music by the amazing, award winning, world touring @fluxpavilion !
Oct 01, 2021•1 hr 12 min
