#40 - In The Market
You'd think going to the grocery store or wholesale discount club would be so mundane that it wouldn't be worth talking about. As it turns out, nothing is too mundane for us!
Aug 08, 2013•11 min
Legends In Their Own Minds
Our 2 "Legends" wax sarcastic about a wide range of topics - 10 minutes at a time. From bad drivers, to binge eating, and everything in between, these 2 "Legends" can make a mountain out of any molehill.
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#39 - Exercise is Futility
We believe that exercise isn't worth the effort. After listening to this podcast, you may believe that listening to us talk about exercise wasn't worth the effort either.
Aug 06, 2013•10 min
#38 - In The Cards
We can't stand discount cards. And sales that aren't sales. And stores that are ubiquitously over-priced. And having to look up what 'ubiquitously' means in the dictionary... But we digress...
Aug 01, 2013•10 min
#37 - Football on Ice
With all of the recent news reports of football players committing crimes in their spare time this year, we wanted to do our part to help. We sharpened our crayons and came up with 'Football on Ice'. You've heard of 'Disney on Ice' - but that's just child's play.
Jul 30, 2013•10 min
#36 - Facebook Obviously
Ahh the useless things people post on facebook.... it's enough to drive us crazy... well, more crazy than usual.
Jul 25, 2013•10 min
#35 - Who Needs All Stars
Don't worry - we do think there's a right way to have an All Star Game... it's just a little unorthodox.
Jul 23, 2013•11 min
#34 - Black Tie Optional
Well, you could also call this episode sleeves optional. You could even call it clothes optional... but no one wants that.
Jul 18, 2013•11 min
#33 - Something Wrong
The Legends react to an insensitive (though some would argue - humorous) telecast in the wake of the Asiana 777 crash. Their biggest complaint? Letting the interns take the fall...
Jul 16, 2013•11 min
#32 - Don't Take Me Out To The Ball Game
Now that baseball season is in full swing, the legends are enjoying the national pastime... well, on television anyway.
Jul 11, 2013•11 min
#31 - Life's A Beach
What do you get when you mix 2 Legends with a heat wave? SPF 350 Sunscreen with a bad attitude.
Jul 09, 2013•10 min
#30 - Talking Trash
From who takes the trash out, to what to trash or recycle... It doesn't take much to get us going.
Jul 02, 2013•11 min
#29 - Detour
Summer is here - and so are the detours. John & Dave want to know why EVERY road needs to be re-paved at the same time!
Jul 01, 2013•10 min
#28 - Do I Amuse You?
When is salt water not good for the skin? When you find it in a pool that can best be described as "Number 1" or at the very least, filled with it.
Jun 26, 2013•10 min
#27 - That's Why I'm Here
Yup. When we go to a restaurant, it turns out, we're there to eat. None of us is sure why this is puzzling to the staff at said restaurant.
Jun 25, 2013•11 min
#26 - Shut Up & Take My Money
One of the 'Legends' might be a little too enthusiastic about all things Apple. The other 'Legend' is not going to let him forget it. In fact, he's still frustrated that he can't use his bag-phone anymore.
Jun 18, 2013•12 min
#25 - Glass Half Full
You would think the 'Legends' would be happy about a glass half full... but not when it comes to Dave's martini.
Jun 17, 2013•10 min
#24 - Pests
No, we're not talking about telemarketers! When pest infestation overwhelms the legends, sarcasm and bad attitudes run rampant.
Jun 12, 2013•11 min
#23 - Could Be Nicer
All we needed was a simple can of WD-40 to fix a squeaky microphone... but a simple trip to the hardware store was a little more than one of these 'Legends' could tolerate.
Jun 11, 2013•12 min
#22 - What Real Men Drink
Well, this podcast is about what real men drink. One thing is absolutely clear.... The 2 "Legends" have no idea.
Jun 06, 2013•10 min
#21 - The Wrong Stuff
It all started with a simple order of broccoli.... and then the 2 "legends" got ahold of it and trotted, or sprinted. (Both Are Acceptable)
Jun 05, 2013•10 min
#20 - Texting 1-2-3
What happens when one of these two 'Legends' forgets to respond a text from the other 'Legend?
May 30, 2013•10 min
#19 - Why A Chicken?
Some people would debate 'Which came first, the chicken or the egg?' But the Legends In Their Own Minds will debate 'Why a chicken in the first place?'
May 29, 2013•10 min
#18 - Wrong of Way
To yield, or not to yield.... That is the question that preoccupies the 'Legends in Their Own Minds'
May 23, 2013•10 min
#17 - Getting Old In The End
The "Legends" wax colonic about one of the challenges one of our "Legends" faced when getting older...
May 22, 2013•10 min
#16 - Been There, Ate That
Oh, the trouble the Legends can get themselves into just by trying to go out to dinner.
May 15, 2013•10 min
#15 - Line 'Em Up
What happens when someone tries to cut in front of one of these "2 Legends"? Pretty much what you'd expect, actually...
May 14, 2013•10 min
#14 - Raze The Roof
What happens when you send a roofer to do a patio man's work? Well, bout what you'd expect.... While we're on the topic... Why would anyone ask a roofer in the first place?
May 08, 2013•10 min
#13 - The Eyes Have It
Do you feel comfortable walking down a hallway and see someone you may or may not want to acknowledge? Yeah... neither do we.
May 08, 2013•10 min
#12 - Why So Sorry?
Is it every too late to say your sorry... For that matter, is it every really necessary to say your sorry? Well, here are 2 "Legends'" opinions - for which they are non-apologetic
May 08, 2013•10 min
#11 - Flip Flop Flummoxed
The "Legends" discuss one of the great evils in modern society: Flip Flops (the shoes, not the politicians)
May 02, 2013•10 min
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