Legally Distinct Garbage Theatre

Authors Note: I do not own the rights to Garbage Theater or an y of the characters within. This is just a fun story idea i had :). Delve the depths of internet fandoms with the trash crew as we dramatically perform reinterpretations of beloved series.

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Episodes

Fanfiction Dreams of Tomorrow

The crew reads a self-insert Greenday fanfiction involving Billie Ray Armstrong and the author, with guest appearances by Dmitry the Cherub! We also get a little crazy in the studio!

Feb 19, 2020•58 min•Season 2Ep. 2

Sonic Donic Doo & Knuckles

In Season 2 of LDGT, the crew reads a Sonic the Hedgehog and Scooby Doo crossover. After last seasons insane finale, we needed a breather episode, so nothing but relaxation here

Feb 19, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Season 2Ep. 1

Goodbye Shadow

In the Season Finale of LDGT, the crew finishes Spongebob and Patrick do Blockbuster Season 2. But, they can't be alone for such an auspicious occasion. So, Kevin, the author, makes a surprise appearance, along with Paul, the original voice of Patrick! Join us in the epic conclusion of Season 1 of Legally Distinct Garbage Theatre!

Feb 19, 2020•1 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 6

Heroine

Today, the crew delves into the harrowing experience of one Patrick Star as he goes into the depths of addiction, along with his prior affiliations to the Mafia

Feb 19, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 6

Gentrification Begins

This time on LDGT. the trash crew begins the gentrification arc of Spongebob and Patrick do Blockbuster. Watch as the once beloved working class Bikini Bottom, NJ gets transformed by the presence of coffeehouses and hippies.

Feb 19, 2020•31 min•Season 1Ep. 5

Shadow Walks the Lonely Path

The crew continues to read Spongebob and Patrick do Blockbuster. In an episode lost to time, Patrick joins the mafia, gets an STD, and kills [REDACTED]. Now, Shadow's in a coma, walking a path towards Nirvana.

Feb 18, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 4

Patrick Dies

The trash crew finally dive into the realm of Wrestling fanfictions to no avail. Until a hero emerges, Kevin, the new hit author to captivate the theatre with his writing

Oct 30, 2019•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 3

The return of Sonix

With the trash crew seperated by the powers of Brexit and Calculus, they are joined by Juliana to help wade through the garbage that is fanfiction.net. Appearances by Yoshizilla, and his loving fans, the discovery of Connor's account and Fanfiction and a garfield fic that nobody should read. Through the trashfires a single fiction is gifted to power the crew through this tough time, and that is chapter 2 of Sonix.

Oct 24, 2019•58 min•Season 1Ep. 2

The Basketball Episode

In this episode Air Bud goes on several thrilling adventures, the tyrant is defeated, and Troy Bolton is a GHOST?

Oct 17, 2019•51 min•Season 1Ep. 1

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