Welcome back! And thank you for listening. In this week’s episode, Hayley is breaking land speed records during her bathroom breaks while Lee is relishing his time in the men’s room. There’s also discussion of the new F1 movie, potential dormant diseases lurking in Lee’s veins and an unhealthy fear of Disney. Enjoy!
Jul 03, 2025•32 min•Ep. 111
Hiiiiiiii:) Welcome to another all new episode. This week, Lee is breaking down dog behavior as he sees it, while Hayley talks about witnessing baseball history whilst knowing nothing of it's true importance. There's also chatter about the new F1 movie, a cult that keeps on giving (see: taking) and a man named Adolpus Cunningham. Enjoy!
Jun 27, 2025•45 min•Ep. 110
Hola, boys and girls! In this week's episode, Lee is hungover. That's right - he's not feeling well, all from having one too many Zimas last night. But alas - he's behind the mic, all for you! We're discussing cocktails on tap, sharing stories about getting called into Human Resources and detailing why it's necessary to "focus, focus, focus" at the urinal. Enjoy!
Jun 19, 2025•36 min•Ep. 109
Hi! And thanks for listening. In this week's episode, Lee shares his review of the Pee-wee Herman documentary while Hayley talks about her latest true crime documentary find. There's also discussion of Benjamin Bratt, Sir Michael Caine and the glorious movie that is Miss Congeniality. Enjoy!
Jun 17, 2025•49 min•Ep. 108
Greetings, earthlings! And thanks for listening. This week, Hayley breaks down her latest unpleasant pregnancy symptoms while Lee angles to land a Lululemon partnership. There's also discussion of friends who make you laugh til you wet your pants, King Henry VIII and epic phone call confusion. Enjoy!
Jun 05, 2025•41 min•Ep. 107
Hi, there! And thank you for listening. This week - SHOCKER - Lee is dehydrated! Which leads to a glorious leg cramp that nearly sends him out of his chair. We're dealing with that, discussing solo date ideas, and proclaiming our love for America, thanks to a new Netflix documentary. Enjoy!
May 29, 2025•45 min•Ep. 106
Well, well, well. Here we are again. Let's get right to it! In this week's episode, we're talking about lip filler for men, smoking dogs and the backstory to the name of our production company. We're also sharing embarrassing stories that still make us cringe, giving high praise to film director Kathryn Bigelow and extolling the unexpected hilarity of the phrase "timing is everything." Enjoy!
May 22, 2025•46 min•Ep. 105
Hey-o! How the heck are ya? Thanks for listening. In this week's episode Hayley's sharing some exciting pregnancy updates, Lee's spouting off about proper rib cooking and outlining plans for his #donation funded patio project. We're also discussing the mystery of dry cleaning, the legendary band ABBA and the pros and cons of autocorrect. Enjoy!
May 15, 2025•37 min•Ep. 104
Headphones on, it's time for another podcast! In this week's episode, we're discussing Lee's new role as the perpetually late one, a story about accidentally leaving your car running and school commute problems. We're also talking about cars breaking down, dogs who love their own reflection and #selfcare. Enjoy!
May 10, 2025•38 min•Ep. 103
Hi, all! And thanks for tuning in. In this week's episode, we're discussing Lee's dog's upcoming lAdY sUrGeRy, a very special new Lifetime movie as well as The Accountant 2. We're also talking about Tom Cruise, Gary Oldman and our producer's new favorite crime. Enjoy!
May 08, 2025•41 min•Ep. 102
Hello there! And thank you for listening. In this week's episode, Hayley shares her very exciting pregnancy news! We're also discussing the phrase, "medicinal, Miss Katie," fainting goats and weird food cravings. We're also chiming in on the House Divided scenario. Enjoy!
Apr 25, 2025•45 min•Ep. 101
Hello, hello! And welcome back. In this week’s episode, we’re talking about experiences we’d like to have for the first time again, problems at the altar and cool nicknames. We’re also chatting about Easter, candy recommendations and men’s wild ways! Enjoy!
Apr 17, 2025•36 min•Ep. 100
Happy April, gang! Let's get after it! In this week's episode, we're talking about ordering comfort food, the word "species" and why in the heck dogs always roll in s$!T! We're also spouting off about the pitfalls of nudity around pets, Lee's unicycle and his new favorite show. Enjoy!
Apr 10, 2025•33 min•Ep. 99
Welcome in! In this week’s episode, we’re breaking down our dog voices, recent shows we’ve been watching and chatting (arguing) about therapy. We’re also discussing Epcot, dangerous animals and the gift from God that is buffalo chicken dip. Enjoy!
Apr 05, 2025•38 min•Ep. 98
Hi! And thanks for listening. In this week's episode, we're discussing strawberry milk memories, our recent shoot at the Life Adventure Center and the ongoing NCAA tournament! We're also sharing our thoughts on dunking, movies we haven't seen and mysterious ice noises at night. Enjoy!
Apr 01, 2025•40 min•Ep. 96
Welcome back! Ladies and gentlemen, lend us your ears! In this week's episode, we're celebrating K9 weight loss, March Madness and Sunday School Bible stories. We're also discussing new movies we're excited about, entry level CIA jobs and memories from Spring Break. Enjoy!
Mar 25, 2025•36 min•Ep. 95
Welcome back! And thanks for listening. In this week's episode, Lee utters all three of the phrases "my souffle has fallen and I can't get it back up," "hey juicy," and "that's Slick Cruse!" We're also discussing the childhood joy of folding warm laundry, the adult joy of dining al fresco and the delightful discovery of broiling. Enjoy!
Mar 15, 2025•25 min•Ep. 94
Hello there, friends! And Lee's cousin Chase, who is a longtime listener. We're rooting for ya, buddy! In this week's episode, we're discussing "gin blossoms," Uber Eats and the fake radio broadcasts Lee does in his car for his own entertainment. We're also touching on women rooting for other women and what makes our ideal type of boss. Enjoy!
Mar 10, 2025•34 min•Ep. 93
Welcome in! And thanks for listening. In this week's episode, Lee is admitting to falling for another Instagram shopping ad that has him eagerly awaiting the arrival of ***5*** pairs of shoes. We're also discussing "Bobby" Deniro's new Netflix show, Hayley's discovery of the Has Fallen movie series and a prank involving PB&J. Enjoy!
Feb 27, 2025•31 min•Ep. 92
Hi there! In this week's episode, we're talking about fire safety and how utilizing its simple principles can help prevent in-office fireworks in more ways than one. We're also discussing legends of Hollywood, Lee's newfound love for caviar ((he's had it once)) and hot lunch ladies. Enjoy!
Feb 21, 2025•51 min•Ep. 91
Hola boys and girls! And welcome in. In this week's episode we're talking about how WE listen to podcasts. We're also discussing books on tape, the cruelty of aging and task anxiety. Enjoy!
Feb 13, 2025•32 min•Ep. 90
Happy new episode Thursday! In this week’s episode, we’re talking dental work numbing, a surprising McDonald’s find and giving movie ratings as soon as you leave the theater. We’re also sharing past stories of bathroom troubles, discussing Nero of Rome and The Bachelor. Enjoy!
Feb 06, 2025•54 min•Ep. 89
Hola! And welcome to the show. In this week's episode, we get into a delightful discussion ((see: argument)) about the beauty of aging. We're also discussing tailoring, Liam Neeson and why illuminating one's toilet might just be the interior design choice for you. Enjoy!
Jan 30, 2025•48 min•Ep. 88
Good morning! Or evening. Or afternoon. Whenever you're listening, we appreciate it! In this week's episode, Lee battles his kryptonite and Hayley laments the state of her eyebrows. We're also sharing memories of urinating in the great outdoors, whining about how dieting is so damn hard and sharing a feel good story about robbery. Enjoy!
Jan 23, 2025•36 min•Ep. 87
50 Episodes?? That's crazy! And so are we. In this week's episode, we're giving shoutouts to the movie Baby Mama, the book Z for Zachariah and a new phone game that Lee cannot -- and we mean CANNOT -- stop playing. We're also laughing about sending a prank text to our producer's sister, lying about turning up the thermostat and celebrating the NFL playoffs. Enjoy!
Jan 17, 2025•36 min•Ep. 86
Hiiiiiiiii! And Happy New Year! We're back from a lovely holiday break and glad to be recording once again. In this week's episode, Hayley is on the mend from the flu ((and not doing well but hey, she's here!)) We're discussing brushing our teeth in the shower, Lee's potential rapper name and which staffer he'd rather give a pedicure. We're also talking about big footed women, Dan Campbell and a "helium goodbye." Enjoy!
Jan 10, 2025•51 min•Ep. 85
Welcome in, friends, and thanks for listening! In this week's episode, Hayley is running on 3 hours of sleep. Why?? Aging. Probably. In other news, we're discussing Joe Burrow, middle school basketball and Lee's views on vitamins. We're also sharing memories of bed wetting, science class and bathtubs. Enjoy!
Dec 19, 2024•43 min•Ep. 84
Welcome in, friends, and thanks for listening! In this week's episode, Hayley is running on 3 hours of sleep. Why?? Aging. Probably. In other news, we're discussing Joe Burrow, middle school basketball and Lee's views on vitamins. We're also sharing memories of bed wetting, science class and bathtubs. Enjoy!
Dec 12, 2024•51 min•Ep. 83
Welcome to December, folks! And to another all new episode. This week, we're counting down to Christmas! We're also talking holiday foods, how Lee believes he was punished by Santa as a child and one of his most prized gifts ever. There's also talk of sausage balls, the movie La La Land and Hayley's first turkey. Enjoy! An
Dec 05, 2024•57 min•Ep. 82
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! And boy are we thankful for you! In this week's episode, we start off with a bang talking about antibiotic-induced nausea. We're also chatting about the new Robbie Williams movie, Margot Robbie's (imaginary) paternity suit against Lee and 5 random things we're thankful for. There's also talk of dog voiceovers and classic jingles. Thanks for listening! And enjoy;)
Dec 03, 2024•41 min•Ep. 81