The festivities are nearly here (trust us, we're feeling it!) and so on this week's episode of Leave A Message we're keeping it light and breezy... NOT! Ally & G are here to help you with their sage advice on all things dating, singledom and love bombing. Would you swap dates with a friend if you both preferred the other ones man? What do you do if you are decided about someone's age? And, how do you prioritise your own personal growth over society expectations? All of that tea (and more!) g...
Dec 18, 2024•47 min•Season 1Ep. 42
Popular... we'll help you be popular! Well, maybe not Popular, but Ally & G are helping you navigate snobby partners and stalking exes... so that's got to count for something?! On this week's episode of Leave A Message , Ally & G are tackling the dilemma of being a +1 at a wedding... and what to do when you're maybe just incompatible? And: Do you have a rude boyfriend? Well, add him to the list, because we're tackling one of them on this weeks episode! We also have your honest, practical...
Dec 11, 2024•47 min•Season 1Ep. 41
We all thought that spooky season was over - but little did we know, it had only just begun! In this week's episode of Leave A Message , a discussion on phantom periods and transitions into a story about a bunny experiencing a phantom pregnancy. For a brief moment, we become Countryfile because who knew we'd talk about foxes on this show! Ally & G tackle how to navigate financial dynamics in relationships, the reality of ghosting and - overall - the importance of clear communication in relat...
Dec 04, 2024•45 min•Season 1Ep. 40
Have you ever met a celebrity? Or, even better, have you ever gone on a date with a celebrity and they've run away from you the next morning? We're looking at you Paul Mescal! On this week's episode of Leave A Message , Ally and G are reacting to one of the Gally's celebrity encounters... and another Gally's grandparents getting a telling off from THE Lewis Hamilton! Yes, we've hit the big time now (or, our listeners have). And whilst we're talking about Lewis Hamilton, we have plenty of Formula...
Nov 27, 2024•34 min•Season 1Ep. 39
No one mourns the Wicked! Good news! You can decide who in this duo is Elphaba and who is Glinda, but either way, Ally & G are donning their metaphorical capes and mustering up all of the magic to help the Gallies as they navigate life at this Dear Old Shiz. On this weeks episode of Leave A Message we're talking the three C's: camel toes, coping with break-ups and complicated sexual desires. Does your partner fit into a stereotypical trope? Or, are you struggling to control your hormones, wi...
Nov 20, 2024•43 min•Season 1Ep. 38
There's a traitor in the midst... a serial offender who can't be trusted. But, do you confront them or keep your enemies nearby? No, this isn't an episode of a hit TV game show... it's Leave A Message ! On this weeks episode, Ally & G don their monocle and flat cap and help a Gally who doesn't know how to deal with the betrayal that is a friendship traitor. Plus, what do you do if you find yourself stuck in the middle of someone else's love triangle?! You've got to get it sorted before thing...
Nov 13, 2024•46 min•Season 1Ep. 37
Life is full of difficult situations and tough calls to make. Do you struggle with bad body image days? Wondering if you should reveal a harsh truth to someone close to you? Questioning whether you can stay friends with someone whose political views clash with your core values? Ally & G are turning Agony Aunt on this episode of Leave A Message as they dish out tips to boost self-confidence, how to navigating friendships across differing belief systems, and making the right decisions for your...
Nov 06, 2024•47 min•Season 1Ep. 36
BOO! No, that's not the sound of the ex that's ghosted you... it's the 2024 Halloween Special of Leave A Message! Ally & G are in full witch attire (watch YouTube if you don't believe us!) as they navigate haunted houses, mixed signals and even a kleptomaniac! This episode is scarier than Paranormal Activity, with only slightly less regret than SAW. Are ghosts real? Are you right if you're superstitious of spiders? Are psychics to be believed or feared? As if the real world isn't hard enough...
Oct 30, 2024•45 min•Season 1Ep. 35
This podcast isn't a true crime show (yet)... but this week's episode features a criminal revelation, so maybe we're half-way there?! On this weeks episode of Leave A Message , Ally & G dig into more of the Gally's voice messages - from a Nan's questionable boyfriend to criminal convictions. What is the line between the truth and a lie in a relationship? How should you vet somebody to make sure you're safe around them? Plus want to know what happens if you actually take advice from this podc...
Oct 23, 2024•33 min•Season 1Ep. 34
Are you through with standing in line to clubs you'll never get in? Well, this is Leave A Message , a club you never have to stand in line for because in the club, we all fam. On this weeks episode, Ally & G are exploring the wrong side of romance: from obsessive behaviours to setting boundaries within a relationship, and how to deal with unwanted advances. They also discuss the ethics of consuming porn whilst in a relationship... is it time to end the OnlyFans subscription? If we can learn ...
Oct 16, 2024•45 min•Season 1Ep. 33
Dating a friend... is it a match made in heaven or a recipe for disaster? Ally & G are donning their monocles and deerstalker hats to solve the crime of the century: potentially breaking up the friend group! From the complexities of dating within the friend group to dealing with unexpected romantic advances... and what do you do if your friends partner is acting inappropriately? This weeks episode of Leave A Message is full of personal stories, secret admirers and slimy boyfriends... plus a ...
Oct 09, 2024•44 min•Season 1Ep. 32
Boys and Gallies, wanna hear a true story? Ally & G were at this real wild party, they were chatting and causing up a fuss about a toxic relationship and sibling dynamics, huh? *Record Scratch* OK no more City High... it's a brand new episode of Leave A Message ! As our slightly-decent lyrics suggest, this week Ally & G are talking about the experience of being an only child, how to handle a friends-with-benefits situation... and how to manage a friend's potentially toxic relationship. T...
Oct 02, 2024•50 min•Season 1Ep. 31
This episode of Leave A Message contains descriptions of harassment and scenes which some listeners might find uncomfortable. Listener discretion is advised. What happens when shenanigans become a problem? Well Gallies, this weeks episode of Leave A Message contains all of the usual hijinks - but with some added life lessons... more so than usual. After navigating the usual barrage of celebrity gossip, Ally & G are tackling how to handle complex and uncomfortable experiences. From the nuance...
Sep 25, 2024•44 min•Season 1Ep. 30
Have you ever wanted a specific bag so much that you jump on your podcast and ask your loyal listeners for a discount code? Well, sign us up because if you have the discount code for the Jigsaw Heckfield Suede Tote we want to hear from you! Aside from shopping desires, on this weeks episode of Leave A Message we're telling tales of complex friendships, bizarre love gestures (beans!) and the critical importance of intuition. Along the way, we meet our friends: pathological lying and romantic purs...
Sep 18, 2024•50 min•Season 1Ep. 29
Brat Summer is well and truly over, Ally & G are back from their many holidays and we're left feeling an emptiness that is only too familiar. Did the Summer solve our relationship woes? Have we come out the other side with the love of our life in hand and a restored trust in men, society and dairy? NO! On this weeks episode of Leave A Message we're busting through the post-Summer rustiness by connecting with the Gallies and solving more dilemmas! From dealing with an ex who pens disparaging ...
Sep 11, 2024•43 min•Season 1Ep. 28
It's just 23 weeks until Valentine's Day (at the time of release) and love is already in the air! Get ready for cuffing season... and in this weeks episode of Leave A Message, Ally & G are dealing with more than one type of cuffs! From workplace romances to dating someone in a shaky marriage, dealing with lingering crushes and... a phone call with the police? We're find love in all the wrong places, but what else can you expect?! We're just girls!! With a sprinkling of practical advice on mo...
Sep 04, 2024•44 min•Season 1Ep. 27
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars? We're excited to start dishing right now... (sorry, that was the worst one yet!). But anyway, Ally & G are back with another episode of Leave A Message and, yes, it includes a momentary B.o.B sing-a-long. From the trials of long-distance relationships and awkward family vacations to unexpected encounters in public pools and the tragic tale of smuggling a passport-less relative back from France... this weeks episode might...
Aug 28, 2024•49 min•Season 1Ep. 26
Here at Leave A Message we like to think of ourselves as the foremost experts in sniffing BS and saying it how it is. And guess what Gallies, this week is no different! What do you do when a date turns into a double date, and that double date becomes incredibly awkward? We have the answer. And how would you navigate BETRAYAL via Instagram? We're coming in clutch. From disappointing sex weekends to a thorough investigation of ethical non-monogamy, Brat Girl Summer is out and Sherlock Summer is in...
Aug 21, 2024•43 min•Season 1Ep. 25
It's Wedding Season and the nuptials have hit Leave A Message ! No, Ally & G aren't getting committed by wedlock, but they are exploring the Gallies dilemmas on matrimony in this weeks episode! Have you ever wanted to get married in ski season? Hint: Don't. And how would you handle an ex at a wedding? We're going from "I Do" to "Oh Hell No" as we navigate everything from the weird to the down right awkward. Yes, we're talking wedding vows, awkward invites and essential etiquette. Want to be ...
Aug 14, 2024•44 min•Season 1Ep. 24
When is the right time to accept that a friendship is... over? On this weeks episode of Leave A Message the bestest friends in the whole world, Ally & G, are helping the Gallies navigate some of the friendship world's toughest dilemmas! From the challenge of sustaining a friendship through life's many changes, to an Eras Tour-related group fallout and the awkwardness of pretending to be friends - if you don't leave this episode as a better friend, then that's truly on you babe. We've got all...
Aug 07, 2024•37 min•Season 1Ep. 23
If this weeks episode of Leave A Message was written by a poet, it would be Shakespeare because we're asking all of the big ones: ta-too or not-ta-too... that is the question. It's an international affair as G comes back from Bali and we talk about navigating relationships whilst travelling the world, when is the right time to arrive at the airport and, of course, all of the mishaps along the way. Plus we ask: to accept or not accept (an Instagram request from an ex's new partner)? Want to be a ...
Jul 31, 2024•45 min•Season 1Ep. 22
The Eras Tour has officially come to Leave A Message ! As the Swifties and the Gallies temporarily become one - this weeks episode of the podcast is filled with all of the revenge, tumultuous break-up stories and female rage... well, that you'd expect in a Taylor Swift song really! We're talking post-church camp relationships, jealousy sparking over Instagram appearances and the ultimate revenge. Plus an encounter with multiple revelations via a Snapchat mishap! This week's lads are no Travis Ke...
Jul 24, 2024•43 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Four days might not sound like a lot, but for Ally & G the past week has felt like being in a long-distance relationship! That making this weeks episode of Leave A Message a long-time-coming reunion. When it comes to the dishes being served by the Gallies - we're asking: What do you call it when you and your partners parents fall in love and get married? And if that wasn't wild enough, how about faking a pregnancy to trap your teenage boyfriend in the relationship? As always, there's nothing...
Jul 17, 2024•45 min•Season 1Ep. 20
Haven't you heard? It's a ratboy summer! And one of the gallies certainly has a ratboy on her hands on this weeks episode of Leave A Message . Ally & G are your sea men navigating the rarely charted waters of relationship woes - from married cheaters to difficult in-laws... and what to do about reclaiming money after a break-up (hint: your Dad might need to get involved). Plus we chase all of that down with a special note on how space affects the human body... Want to be a part of the group ...
Jul 10, 2024•42 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Make up, make up, never ever break up... or not, in the case of the gallies this week! On this episode of Leave A Message , we're exploring the full spectrum of being screwed over: from being ghosted by a bestie to the conundrum of dating a friend's Hinge match... loyalty, who knows her?! And if that wasn't enough: Ally & G reflect of the nature of aging in the influencer industry, self-awareness and talking about sex with your parents. Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the...
Jul 03, 2024•40 min•Season 1Ep. 18
With Summer officially here in the Northern Hemisphere, you'd could be mistaken for confusing this weeks episode of Leave A Message with having a bout of heat stroke - it's going to truly knock you sideways! But alas, someone needs to help the gallies navigating the throws of modern society... and Ally & G have once again offered up their services. From the real reason you should never steal somebody's bag (hint: there might be a dead pet in it!) to a red wine mishap during an intimate momen...
Jun 26, 2024•43 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Be Warned: This episode of Leave A Message is full of frights! From mistaken ghosts to ghoulishly deceitful partners and horrifying run-ins with former flames... this week the gallies will have you scared for your life! Plus, what do you think of so-call ethical non-monogamous relationships? Healthy relationship management or spine-chilling? The Omen franchise has nothing on the jump-scares this week. Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa...
Jun 19, 2024•41 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Ever feel like your dating life is a total disaster? We're setting a whole new standard on this weeks episode of Leave A Message ! From the guy who wore the same crusty sock after... you know what, to the 26-year-old whose Mum still clips his toenails, Ally & G are sorting through the rubbles of the dating world to serve juicy drama and a chaotic romp. Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t ...
Jun 12, 2024•41 min•Season 1Ep. 15
When historians look back at where the world truly fell apart, they'll come to find that it was this weeks stories from the gallies that really tipped the world over the edge. On this week's Leave A Message we cover everything from hiding botox from your Mum (or trying to) to first kisses. Plus there's an extra-curricular story from Ally (read: she farted in public) and we all learn one big lesson: don't poo on the floor! Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voi...
Jun 05, 2024•40 min•Season 1Ep. 14
We've all told a white lie in our time navigating these streets... but when does a white lie cross the red line to become a bold faced untruth? Well, call them Sherlock & Watson, because Ally & G are on a mission to set the world straight! On this week's Leave A Message , the gallies messages turn Ally & G into real-life dick detectives as they answer your dilemmas and try to distinguish where the white turns into grey, where the grey turns into block and where it all goes bit too fa...
May 29, 2024•42 min•Season 1Ep. 13
