Going to the restaurant with your spouse

Waiter: Welcome to Safari Restaurant” take  a seat please.

Waiter: Ku soo dhawaada Maqaaxida Safaari. Fadhista/fadhiiso fadlan.

Customer: Where is the bathroom?

Customer: Aaway/ musqushii/suuligii?

Waiter: Right behind you sir.

Waiter: gadaashaada mudane

Waiter: Are you with him?

Waiter: Maad la socotaa?

Customer: Yes, he is my husband.

Customer: Haa, waa ninkaygii/saygayii/sawjkaygii

Waiter: Great/wonderful/awesome/

Waiter: si fiican

Waiter: What can I get you?

Waiter: Maxaan kuu keenaa?

Customer: Nothing, I’ll wait

Customer: Waxba waan sugayaa

Customer: Okey

Waiter: haye

(husband comes back)

Customer2: Where is the waiter?

Customer: Aaway/meeyay mudalabkii?

Waiter: Here I am. What I can for you ?

Waiter: waa ika. Maxaan kuu keena?

Customer: Maxaad haysaa/haysaa?

Waiter: Rice, spagheti, and meat

Waiter, Bariis, baasto, iyo hilib

Customer: Noo keen bariis hilib leh

Customer: Bring rice with meat.

Customer1: Wait, wait, you just gonna order without asking me?

Customer: sug, /ukaadi/ miyaad iska dalban adoon i waydiinin.

Husband: Sorry about that honey:

husbandr2: waan ka xumahay qali

Waiter: What can I get you ma’am/madam?

Waiter: Maxaan kuu keena marwo?

Wife: Bring me exactly what my husband ordered?

Wife : IIkeen wuxuu dalbaday ninkaygu?

Husband: Honey, what is wrong  with you?

Husband: Maxaa kaa khaldan/qaldan?

Wife: Nothing, I just wanted talk.

Wife: Waxba, waxaan rabay un in aan hadlo

Waiter: Man, you have the best wife?

Waiter. Ninyahow, waxaad haysataa xaas fiican

Husband: Just bring the food!

Husband: cuntaa un keen.

Waiter: I’ll be right back sir!

Waiter: waan soo noqon mudan!.

Question: If you are waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?

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