Law Bite

Ep. 146: How to Tackle a Problem

Disclaimer: Law Bite does not condone violence-- unless it's funny and no one gets sued.

Ep. 145: Clown Going Down

If you a) find clowns disturbing and b) need to stay up all night, listen to this episode.

Ep. 144 You're going to Law School! (No You're Not).

It's time to get down to brass tacks about the strange vortex from which lawyers are born...

Ep. 143: Trouble in Paradise

Bikinis, Booze, and Bros: have fun everyone, and remember that we're not responsible.

Ep 142: Free Car

The next time you take a drive around town, don't be surprised to see a Kia locked to a bike rack.

Ep. 141: Donka Donk

We're not doctors, but we're gonna have to side with the donkeys on this one.

Ep. 140: Fuzzy Handcuffs (and other Legal Conundrums)

Our inquiring audience wants to know: where's the line between a dominatrix and the inside of a jail cell? The answer: fifty shades of the law.

Ep. 139: Chalk Talk-- the Final Mark

Ep. 138: The Amateur's Cemetery Guide

Don't get us wrong-- we love zombies. But if you're considering homegrowing them, consider these useful tips.

Ep. 137: FDMV

If you hate the F-word more than you hate cancer, then the DMV is hiring...

Ep 136: Disney be Damned

It's an epic face-off between Disney, Joe Biden, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis... and Jesus?

Ep. 135: Burning for You

Sometimes love is intense. Hot and intense.

Ep. 134: American Nude Warrior

First thing you should do when trying to assess a high risk situation involving a naked guy and a knife: try not to laugh, and then call somebody else to handle it.

Ep. 133: Carpool Conundrum

If you're a cop in Texas, maybe sit this one out...

Ep 132: Asleep at the Wheel

The moral of this story is: be careful what you feed your bus driver. Especially if they like candy.

Ep. 131: Gender Bender 2-- Smoky Nuts

One thing that the 4th of July and gender reveal parties have in common: someone's liable to lose a finger. Or their cajones. Happy Father's Day to everyone! We'll be back on July 3 for a special "Independence Day-- the Reckoning" Episode. See you then!

Ep. 130: Dr. Do-Too-Much

Is it just me, or does that baby look just like his doctor?

Ep. 129: Money for Nothin', Jail for Free

A fool and his money are soon... well, headed to the clink.

Ep. 128: Bikes Gone Wild

We always knew bikers were badass, but we weren't necessarily thinking of the guys on Schwinns...

Ep. 127: Cash for Kids

How much are your kids/ grandkids worth? Multiply the number of extra toilet paper rolls by your current number of toilets, divide by the number of juiceboxes, and then throw your calculator in the trash. *Remember to send us your future show ideas to lawbitepodcast@gmail.com!

Ep. 126: Justice is Blind (and Naked)

Life hint: nobody wants to see their lawyer in their birthday suit. Not even the bartender. *To send us future show ideas, remember that you can contact us at lawbitepodcast@gmail.com!

Ep. 125: Magic Matrimony

To everyone who is getting married this year, it's a good idea to make sure that it's still 'optional' to get hammered at your wedding.

Ep. 124: Fake Fairy Fricassee

Things that belong in the courtroom: fairies, fighterjets, and freakin' fools.

Ep. 123: Cart Shark

Keep your friends close, and your golf carts closer.

Ep. 122: Sugar Daddy

Best get-out-of-jury duty excuse ever: I'm cheating on my husband, and it's exhausting.

Ep. 121: Make Rice, Not Ice

Here in Oregon, we're not even sure what "drugs" are anymore.

Ep. 120: A Tase Too Far

Sometimes a routine traffic stop turns into something too bizarre for words, but not too bizarre to get sued over.

Ep. 119: A-OK to say Gay

Florida is drawing a line in the proverbial sand: a straight line.

Ep. 118: Fancy Pants

Some folks were born to be smugglers, and some folks were just born to be on a Law Bite episode.

Ep 117: God's Honest Truth

I swear to you, this episode is as close to the truth as this show will ever get.