Per gift, but I'll bring it next okay. Sure. Oh hey, hi, welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you so much for tuning in. I'm Laura Kane and this is my trusted, wonderful confidant BFF number two. Rimmer, Eric Rimmer, what do you mean, number two? Well, I'm your whatever. You know what, you're my BFF. I'm just listen. Why do I have to qualify it every time? I don't exactly, That's what I say about you. And then we have thank you, thank you, producer Brian, and we have our BFF a Jason producer
Brian. And then we have my little BFF right here. Oh my god, Elvis. Okay, speaking of Elvis and best friends. Yes, there's a store that opened up in my neighborhood and it's a dog grooming store. And I took Elvis to get groomed and I saw this and I was like, I asked the woman, I said, hey, we do a podcast. This is really important. May I have two of those? And she said yes. So you're going to have to change out of the shirt I gave you on Tuesday, okay, on Monday, and change into this one
because look what it says here it is. We both have one? So cute? Are we both going to put them on? God? That's so cute? Thank you? I think this is is that one? Yours? This which I don't know, which looks bigger yours? This is a medium, I know, but that might be a chick medium. Oh I'll fit into it. I think that's for me. But no, we're wearing it
because we're cute. We're going to be besties now we are changing hold on, okay, we also have our mystery guest is waiting for us to call this person, and you guys are going to add ask the mystery guest yes or no questions to try to guess who the person is who will be disguising their voice using what I don't know? Is it ke Reeves? Don't be stupid. I know you couldn't pull that off. Don't be Why would you even ask me ahead of time who it is? They would defeat the whole
purpose of this fun game? Is it, Harrison Ford? I don't know, but we better call this person because I told this person we'd be calling this person fifteen minutes ago. Oh wow, Oh that looks cute on you. Look, we're besties see it's official. Anyway, the cute cute dog spaw and look how cute Elvis looks. They did a great job. And they're in Mission Hills and their new business. So there you go. Small business. We're all about small businesses. Okay. So this game is the
Mystery Guest. You guys, ask yes or no questions. You try to guess who it is. Okay, so here we go. Is everything up? We're gonna call this person right now. But yeah, here we go. How come it's not how come it's not ringing on the roadcaster? It is? Yeah? Here? No, I can't hear it. Hold on, mystery guest, Hold on, I don't hear it anymore. It rang for a second. Hold on, let's see. Let me make sure that we are connected, Mystery Guests. Hold on, hold on, hold on,
go back to like the main call screen. Clicked on the speaker button. It says it says road caster on here? Oh see you? Or damn? Okay? You can't play? Did you see it? Did you see? No? I was no? Okay, okay, but anyway, hold on, mystery guest. Why is this not working? Oh my god? Okay, now I put it. It's on. It's on. All right, mystery guests, let me just say, let me just ask it, mystery guests, can you hear us? Yes, there's the mystery guest.
Hello, mistery guests, thank you so much for joining us. We really appreciate it. And uh, I know who you are? And now somebody else? Do I know who you are? Because it's all your name on the phone? But Eric, did you see? Eric doesn't know who you are. So Eric will be the one asking yes or no questions mystery guests. So here we go, Eric, find out who the mystery guest is. Uh aes or no questions? Are you a man? I'm sorry I couldn't hear you are. Are you a man? Yes? I am
I hope. Uh? Are you on television? No? Are you do? Do I know who you are? Yes? Does Laura know who you are? Yes? Okay, Oh my god? Are you famous? No? Were you famous? Maybe? Come on, Eric, be more creative. Think of the one short period where Laura was famous. Stop giving you an Come on, Eric, be more creative. Ask do you come on? Yes? Do you own a business? No? Oh? Are you on the radio? Not right now? Did you and I fart on each other one time? Say that again. Did you and I fart on each
other one time? Did we know each other a long time? No? Did we fart on each other one time? Yeah? What kind of did that? Really? I think? So? Oh wait, no, I know what it was. We didn't fart on each other. Did you? Did you comb my hair one time? No? This is getting weird. I thought it was what I massaged your feet once? My god, Okay, who did you fart on and comb their hair? Is what I wanted? I totally, I totally thought I had it. Now I'm totally confused.
You can't get it from the giggles. I couldn't hear. Okay, keep asking questions, Oh, I know, ask more, ask one more questions. Oh my god, have you taken a book today? I know I'm gonna I'm gonna tell a joke. Oh god, then I think I know who this is. Okay, Oh god, jeez, So brace yourself. All right, all right, doctor doctor, I have five peen? Well, how do your pants spit like a glove? It's randy? I know that laugh you go, Oh my god, I love that laugh so
much. How are you? I'm okay, a good glowed? You do not have to laugh at that joke. It was stupid, it was funny. What you know how I feel about jokes? How are you, Randy? Oh my god, I just now, Randy, when we were in the studio, didn't you like brush my eyebrows or do something to my face? And it hurts so bad? Oh yeah, I tried to. It was like comb your goateee or something. Oh my god, it was hilarious.
When he was a guest on our show and he came in, he did some We had some device and he was trying to use it on me and it hurts so bad. Okay, the question is who did you fart on? That's what I initially thought it was. I thought we took turns farting on each other, but it would be I don't know, probably you so weird. How are you? I'm good, I'm good. We're just you know, taking care of Sophia, and you know, that's that's pretty much what I that. You know, what Debbie and I do now.
So I was originally I wanted him to come into the show because everybody loves Randy, and Randy lightens up a room and that laugh is the best laughing in the world. Hysterical. He has some very serious responsibilities. So I'm like, oh, maybe we can play that mystery guest game that we used to play. Oh god, just hearing Randy laugh makes me laugh. I know, Randy, do you have any what's the last movie you saw?
Do you have any like movie suggestions for us or shows? Well, most of the movies I watch, you know, I buy like on iTunes, but you know what I am watching on and it's like I'm binge watching now and it's it's like I'm kind of late to the game. But did you guys ever watch Justified? Okay? Yes, By the way, that was like when we were on the air. That's how old that show. It
was laid behind the game because Jerry loved that one. Yes, I remember him telling telling us about that, and I'm like, I'm in season three and I think I started watching it yesterday. Oh my god, Randy, there is a show you need to watch. It's called Breaking Bad. Okay, Okay, are you up to speed on that one? Be proud of me, Laura, I actually watched the whole thing already, Breaking Back All. I am proud of you. I didn't know that about you. I'm
very proud of you too. I thought you would be. There's this one that you might want to catch. I think it's instill in Rotate. You can probably watch on Netflix or Hulu. It's called Seinfeld. You can probably binge watch that too. Oh my god. I was talking to some girls today and they were like talking about friends, and I'm like, I do not like friends. I never have, I never will. Randy watched your thought on the show Friends. They were shocked. They were like, what
who doesn't like friends? Like me? I love friends. It's stupid. Randy thoughts, Well, you know, it's not really my thing. But I will say Debbie loves it. It's like one of her all time favorite shows. But I never really, you know, got into it. What was the last thing that you ate? Last thing I ate? M hmm. I remember you having weird dinners sometimes. Let's see. I had two of those little cheese squares and I had oh, I had like there,
we had some leftover persudo and I hate that on a cracker. I had that I think about a half hour ago. Oh my god, your diet is hilarious of cheese and put on a cracker. How are you? How are you able to stand on? I have a this you're going to die for you. It sounds weird, but you gotta try it. Oh god. Okay. You get a cracker and you get a little bit of ideally
the Dijon mustard. Okay, and you get a you know what kipper snacks are, No, they're like sardines, Oh, by god, by okay, and then you put a little horse radish on it with the cheese. Okay, cracker, Dijon mustard, sardine, horse radish. Oh my god, Oh my god. I'm really good. I swear I would. It's really good. It's amazing that this man looks the way he does. I know, he looks like he's twenty years old. Before you all have always looked great. And Randy, I'm going to brace myself here. I'm holding
onto Eric's knee and the couch. Randy, please, oh god, I don't want to. Oh this is gonna hurt. How old are you? You really want to know? Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I'm gonna ship myself. I know I'm gonna ship myself too. Okay, go okay, I'm gonna tell I'm going to tell you how old I'm going to be in October. This year. Oh my god, no matter what, no matter what. Throughout the years, every single time this topic came up, it was always a shocker.
Yeah, because I I it was. It was outstandingly shocking. Okay, if he's oh my, I'm bracing myself, go for it. Are you ready? Yes? This year in October, now I'm going to be sixty five. No you're not. Nope, no way, no, I don't believe. You know what. The good news is I qualify for Medicare this year. Oh my god? What else I do? Get senior coffee? Oh my god, I am totally all about the senior discount. Oh my
god. You know what, Hey, Randy, maybe we can all go to dinner at like Denny's because you'll get that blue light special or whatever to go like three thirty after you, but it'll be it'll be like five. I'm all over the Senior Slam. Wait, what's that place used to go to all the time? It isn't that old people porn? Jimmy, wait, what's the slam? He said, I'm all about the senior Slam, And I said, isn't that an old people porn movie? That is that
is gross? It's totally gross. What's that one restaurant you went to all the time, Jimmy's. I haven't been there for a while, you know, it's it's it feels kind of weird, honestly, because I used to take my foot my parents there. That's right, That's right. It's not I don't mean that as a bummer or anything. It's just, you know, it just feels funny. So I'm sure I'll go back. But you know, that was like, that was like my parents jam that was like
have to sell your your parents home or do you still live there? No, we don't live there anymore. Well, you know, it was, but I think, honestly it was it was kind of a blessing to you know, I when they passed, I didn't want to really live there anymore, you know, because it was really kind of hard the last few years,
you know, being like a caregiver or anything like that. But we're totally happy now where we're living, and it's it's nice to really have our own place, and you know, there's more area for so we you know, Sophia to walk around. We walked every day and it's just we're really blessed to be living where we're living now. And nice. Yeah, I don't take it for granted, you know. And Sophia is doing great. How old is she? Well, let's see, she's going to be sixty
five. Say no, this is going to be shocking too. No, this year she is going to be twelve. Oh my god, I can't believe she's going to be twelve years old. And have you talked to like Tommy lately or anybody from the show. Have I talked to anybody? Yeah, well, let's see Jeff every once in a while will send me a text or call. Yeah. I haven't talked to Jerry for a long time. The last time was when we were all on the Tommy's Show. You know what I listened to the other day that just made me die. It
was the whole cracky McClure era. There's like a whole thing on YouTube. It is so friggin hysterical. I always I always think about Rick when when I hear it, that cracky stuff. You know, he he really worked his ass off on that. That was like, but it was just like it was so funny. I mean, Tommy would sometimes, you know, he'd wanted me to make sure that every once in a while we do a Best Step Show, and that was always part of it. You know.
It was just you know, and I think a lot about the show too, you know, I'm I'll always be thankful for it. You know, it was if I always say this, you know, if God ever, if I ever needed proof that God loved me, you know, he let me do that for almost twenty four years. Yeah, you know, I got to work with you know, people that are like, are my family ready? You know what It's like, I say, interrupt you, but like I was still in the business, and it is not the same.
We are so blessed that we were in it when we were because it was we were it was we were the top, it was radio was the king. It was the best time of my life. Yeah, and and you know it's You're right, it's not like it used to be. And and remember, you know, there were times when I'd look over at you when we were in the studio, you know, the air, and and I'd look over to you and I'd say, you know, I can't believe we're getting paid for this, you know, and and like we're doing something we
really love to do. And you know, you know, and I would have never met Eric, you know, if it wasn't for you or the show. And and now you know, Eric, you're you're my friend, and yeah, you know, I I I you know, I wish I could see you guys more. But excuse me, it's you know, just really hard, you know. You know, we just have to make sure that, you know, Sophia's needs are met, and they are and she's thriving, you know, but that's that's our priority. Yeah, for sure,
that's a good work. I think there's going to be a day where, you know, we can all of us get together again. Oh I would love it well, you know. And and you can always always come and visit Laura and I in the home because we are going to be in have the big bed. We're going to live like Willy walk A style the grandparents. Yeah, yeah, you could bring your wife and Sophia over and just entertain us for a little while. Speaking of entertaining you, Randy,
I have a joke for you. Oh god, this is probably going to make Laura laugh too, won't I bet it will? I know she does, but it's it's a It brings me joy to try and make her laugh. So are you ready? Two old ladies are talking? One of them says to the other, you look fabulous. What's your secret? The other one says, I've been giving my husband oral sex every day for the last month. I feel great and I look great, and I can't recommend it
enough. They run into each other a couple months later, and the second lady says to the first lady, now you look great. What have you been doing. The first lady says, I've been taking your advice. I've been giving oral sex every night for the last month, and I've never felt better or looked better. But your husband was really surprised. Brandy. My mouth is like a flat line. My eyes are flat lines. Everything is just a flat line. Yeah, if she didn't have botox, that would
just look like line notebook paper. I can't believe. Oh that's nothing, Brandy, nothing. You should hear what I say about her vagina. Oh please, I know. Oh he goes there looking at it. He's not He's never seen one. He's never seen one in real life. No, I'm afraid, Randy. I think they have teeth. Randy, you are That laugh is like if I could bottle that, God sell it make a million dollars. I wish my laugh sounded like Randy's. I love it so
much. Somebody who has had been he's had so many challenges in life, he has never once complained, never once, and you are such an inspiration. I want to tell you guys something. And I told you this before,
Laura, when your when your father passed. I don't know if you remember me ever telling you, but I said that I admired that, you know, the courage that you showed through that whole thing, you know, and I kind of I think about that from time to time, and I hope that I think I handled you know, when my you know, my mom and dad passed, you know, And I tried to think about your strength every once in a while that you you know, showed when when that
you went through that, and you know, eric On on your end of
it it. I see your post, you know, when you when you mark the anniversary of your mom's passing, and and I I just you know, wanted to tell you guys that I think the way you handle it, you know, and the way you share with everybody that you know, as hard as it is to maybe even sometimes talk about it, I think it just shows a lot of you know, courage on your part and it probably helps you guys to you know, to talk about it every once in a while, and yeah, it does for me, it doesn't, you know,
if it's not, I'm sorry to interrupt you, Randy, but if it's not, how how big of a space was it between your mom and dad passing? Well, let's see, mom passed in twenty twenty one and dad passed in twenty twenty three. Oh, okay, so it was was it was relatively close together. Yeah, And I don't I don't mean to
bring down or anything like that. I just I felt like it was important to tell you, you know, both that you know, it's as hard as it is to deal with something like that, you know, and I think it probably, like I said, it helps you guys to talk about it and to share. And I'm glad you do because it doesn't just you know, inspire me. I'm sure there's a lot of other people that are
going, you know, through the same thing that we did. Well, you know, and it's really it really says something about you and your character because it is very, very difficult. Yeah, oh my gosh, and that is something that you know, you can't get those moments back. I know how hard it is, and but looking back on it, I wouldn't change it for a second. Well, yeah, you were. You were both there for your your you know, your your dad Laura and your mom
Eric. You know, as hard as that was to deal with, and it was, it was like the hardest thing in my life to ever do. I look back on it, though, and I'm thankful to God that I was. He gave me the strength enough to get you know, telp them, to get me and my family through it. You know. You know Debbie, you know, she was She's a godsend because she you know, she lived there with it. She went through it as much as I did, you know, so and you know, stood by my side the
whole time. And I'm thankful that I have Sophia. You know, she's like Debbie and Sophia were like are like are like, and we're like my respite during this whole thing. I could always go to Debbie and talk about, you know, whatever heart was going on. Yeah, and you know, I I don't want to bring your show down or anything like that.
I just want to know. It's a part of life. It's so important, and you know, it's We're getting to that age, Randy where we are losing people, you know, even you know peers or you guys are both orphans kind of Yeah, yes, that's it must be really hard. But again they're with you. Yeah, yes, I do. And you know, if I was to give anybody any any advice, now, I'm thankful that on my end of it, I never had an instance with my parents that I you know, quit talking to them or had a disagreement and
a separation from them, you know. And if I could give anybody any advice, I would say that if you have like a something between you and your parents, and I would say, resolve it. That's what I say. And if not just your parents, but a family member, you know,
because you got to cherish the time that you have with them. And I think if you work that difference out, as hard as it might be, I think when the time comes for god, you know, to call them, you're going to look back on that and say, you know what, I'm glad I did that. Yeah, you know, And I know that may sound corny or like a Hallmark card or whatever, you know, and I apologize for that, but I think about that a lot. You
know that I was thankful that I was there. I'm thankful that they when they passed, they were at home, they were happy, and you know that I get a lot of side of satisfaction from that. And like I said, I'm thankful I didn't have a you know, a big divide from them, you know. And I would just say, resolve it if you can resolve it, because I think and you know, when the like,
you'll, you'll you won't regret that you did. No. No, And that was the biggest blessing for me was that I was able to be there for my mom and my dad when they both passed, So you know it, I wouldn't trade that for anything, Randy. I was really really glad you were there for me. The time when we were we drank that soda that was super carbonated and we recorded our burps and I made pants down the
burp and it sounded like a dinosaur and I was pregnant. I peed my pants in the studio and Randy was the only one that was in there with me, and he helped me, like time my shirt around my wet but stand it showed, it showed. Oh that was so funny. Randy's Randy, I love it, I know, And he kept playing it and plank. Am I going to do that? Oh my god, Randy, do you have a copy of that? Okay, I wish it was all off the air. Oh my god, that was our special moment. Yes,
yes, by god, that is hilarious. Well, Randy, it was just so wonderful having you on the show. You're just always such a fountain of like of encouragement and knowledge and and and just wonderful vibes. And I love you so much. I'm so glad I do too, Randy. I'm so glad you're my friend. Well, I'm thankful that you guys are my friends, and I think about you often. I really same here, and I love you know your post on Facebook and and and all that you know,
and it's it's it's funny. I wish I had had caught that show you guys did with the hot tortilla chip or whatever. I just told him about it because he gave me the idea. I'm like, oh, Randy, we already did it, and they had one tiny piece and they almost died. I think I had ringsting for about a week and a half. You're probably part of fire Crackers. Oh my gosh. Okay, so this
is this is terrible. I can't even believe I'm gonna God at this, but Randy sparks something in Jesus. So over the weekend, I had a dinner with an old coworker and her partner and we went for Mexican food. And then the next day my coworker made tostatas with chicken and I had beans, and oh it was delicious. Then I for dinner, I had I there was so much Mexican food that I had it for dinner. So I had beans three meals in a row. So let's just say that Sunday,
when I woke up, I just levitated to work. I didn't even need to put my feet on the ground. I farted all day long. Yeah. I really was like a hovercraft. Yeah so I had Oh, I had my crop dusting T shirt on, and That's basically what I did all day. Yeah. Oh, I'm glad I wasn't there, but I'm kind of sorry. Oh, yes, you would have. It was terrible, especially when I didn't from somebody. Maybe one of these days you could come into the studio some days in the future. We would love to see your
face, would I would love to well, thank you, Randy. We love you. So you are welcome anytime. Randy, all right, I love you, bye bye. Oh my god. I know. It was like so it's so funny because I when I was like Brian, this isn't working, and it says Randy on the phone. God, I didn't even see it. I wouldn't have gotten that, by the way. I mean, I know who Randy is. I don't know how much beyond that. You know, Randy. His laugh nothing like it. Everybody's ever loved it,
everybody's ever heard it. It just brings joy. So I just needed we needed to have him on it. We needed to have him on Okay, so let's get Okay, we're gonna talk about our new little business venture. It'll be quick, and then you have something to write. I have something that let's run some commercial. Yes, I was gonna say, well, little we'll do our commercials and then we'll get to and then we're gonna talk about Jlo's concert in Italy. Oh boy, what a shit show.
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Brian or do you want to go first? Oh? Yeah, because he's a topic Jlo real quick, Yeah, do it? Okay, Okay, this because this is like shocking. Okay, so the comments are hilarious. Okay, So yeah, what's up? So she had her concert, her first concert over in Italy. Okay, and this is before she canceled. Obviously, all of the whole rest of the two, so everything else has been canceled. Okay, So people are saying like, oh, this wasn't
a school assembly. So there were nineteen thousand empty seats at her first concert in Italy. Tickets were eight marked down to eight, and then ninety five percent of the tickets were unsold, according to Live Nation. Oh no, and she fired her hair and her stylist or costume designer. Excuse me of she started with j LO in two thousand and nine, So how many years? Is that because she let it slip that it was because of ticket sales? Okay? Is this because of ben Affleck? Is this because people are
sick of her? Is this because what is this? Why? I think it's because she's oversaturated. I think those two movies that she put out on Amazon or whatever. I think that was the nail in the coffin. I really do. I think there's that's sad. There's so much stuff going on in the world today, and there's so many other things you could have spent your money on versus a vanity project, you know what I mean? She could have invested in Laura Kane after Dark totally, and you know what,
I'm gonn to call her tell her. I thought about this if somebody asked, if you asked me, hey, I have tickets to go see Jaaloa, would you want to go? I would say no, I'd rather stay home. If you said, i'll pay you fifty dollars you want to come with me, I'd say no. I think it would. I think you'd have to pay me to go see her, to spend the time. And I don't know why I don't dislike her. No, I love Jala.
I just who cares? Right, I don't, And everybody else thinks the same way, apparently, Well, the new album tain't and then the two I mean, do we really need two movies? No? Especially the love story about her? Please? Honestly, I just kind of feel like she's She's almost like a Kardashian where she's just kind of famous, and she has skills and things she's famous for, but she's the point where knowingly thinks about them. She's just kind of famous at this point for being famous, but
nothing really to bring you to a concert. Right, Yeah, she doesn't have the best voice, Yeah, she's okay. She's a beautiful woman, yeah, and a good actress. She's a good actress in her genre. Anyway. Okay, what's that producer Brian? Okay, So I do a lot back end work for the podcast around here, and that means I get access to the Lord can after our YouTube channel. Oh means I see over Laura's recommended videos. I do. Hold on, hold on, I don't
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I know you don't like my tattoo anybody, so I don't do agree with him? Oh my god, thank you? You know. And I'm hold on, I'm not even hating on it. I'm just saying that people who get those tattoos are in a certain age demographic. Here's what. Here's what I greatly disagree with you, because you know the eagle that she's got right now, it looks like an eagle. Yeah, when she's sixty five, it's gonna look like a pterodactyl, like seagull dive bombing like food in
the lake. What are these things gonna look like? They're gonna look like claws? Now, I will say, your other tattoo is very hip, mostly because you put it in a place that no one can see without taking your top off. Right, But this, my hand tattoo, is like, hello, I had to cover for this. It's gonna look like like the guy from Creep Show. It's just gonna be like like I might as well add to it, might do my old ant. Why not? I just want to point out real quick, we're going to end the show and
say goodbye to everybody. But guess what is less than a month away? Less than a month, less than a month, less than a month. Charlie Kane and Maya getting married. Oh right, the wedding that I was disinvited To's Charlie's. I will have a good time, Eric, Yeah, thank you. I'm going tell me how it is. I'm going I forgot that I did that to you. Yeah, I told her. I'm going to crash it. I never was invited. I'm gonna buy my plane ticket. I'm gonna get my plane ticket, and do not show up drunk.
Do not object. Oh yeah, because Eric will show up drunk. He said. That was his quote. He's going to show up wasted, object to and then throw up on my shold. The day Eric is drunk will be the day that one of your affirmations actually works, which is never start drinking clean. I'm going to I'm gonna start drinking at the airport and then yeah, and then I'm just going to burst, and I'm just going to kick the church doors open or wherever they are. Okay, just be like
Ada. And then I'm gonna find Laura in the front row because I'll be able, I'll know you're in the front row. And then I'm just gonna puke on your shoes. All this aside, My little baby boy is getting married in less than a month, and I don't know. I feel happy, I feel emotional, I feel excited, I feel all sorts of feels. It's really kind of it's super cool. I love my d and I love her family, and he's marrying into like a great, great family.
It'd be so much fun to be there. I know I was gonna wait to hear about it when she gets back. I know, God, I can't wait. I'll send you videos and stuff you want me to, no, because I'm going to be there. I'll take all right, what's end this thing? All right? Next week our business idea and so much more. Thanks for tuning in so much, Thank you Randy for being our misday.
Thank your love you so much, and love your popodcast. Goodnight bestieh Okay, that's another file and then another another to merit that's right, to merit? Please what just say it in his goat? All right? All right? I love you? Oh my god, I can't. I can't have to feel like I know. Please, since Brian, since Brian asked nicely, love your podcast, of course, love you, my sweeping bye