Hi, Joy, Paul, Hi you guys. Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane. Here's Eric Grimmer, Hi, and producer Brian. How do you guys? We haven't seen each other in like two weeks. I know it was nice. We have so much to catch up on. We do thanks so much to catch up on. We Okay, where do I even start? How about we start with just saying hello to everybody.
Hi, everybody on Instagram live, Hi, everybody on YouTube. Hi Julie, Hi, everybody who's listening to this after the fact or watching after the fact. We missed you guys a lot. And here sits a box. Let me talk about the magical Holiday Box. I'm not calling it a Christmas box because it could be a Honka box. It could be a Festivus box, it could be a Kwanza box. What's a festivus? Festivus is just fest That was a Seinfeld thing. I don't know is it a real
thing fest of Us? I think somebody made it into a real like holiday after you know, I don't know. I just included it. I don't think the government made it. I don't think the government made Do we get a day off for Festivus. Yeah jeez. Now, okay, let me explain. We are going to raise money through this box for an organization called the doll Face Club. And that's the shirt that I'm wearing right now. The doll Face Club sober Living facility is thirteen women. Thirteen women currently live
there now who are in recovery. It was started by a woman named Clia who's also a designer. She designs all these clothes and the proceeds from all the clothes, sweatshirts, jackets, sweatpants, T shirts, all these cool things, these cool collections that she creates. The money goes towards the house. Everything in the house has been thrifted and redone and she's just super artistic.
This woman is also in recovery and she just wanted to create a place for women to go to feel empowered, and that's why she formed the doll Face Club. Anybody can join. There are several upcoming things that the girls are doing. For example, in January there is they're going to be doing
bingo for the homeless people at Father Joe's. And all you have to do is buy a twenty dollars Doll Face Club T shirt and you're in the doll Face Club and you get to help out with the bingo, which I will tell you more about, but I just want you to know that this woman and this organization empowers women, empowers young women to do really good things, and so that's where all the money we raise from this box will go. Now, we haven't put the link on our website yet, but we will.
Each entry is five dollars each. You can enter as many times as you want. But let me show you what is in the magical Box. Okay, this is what you have a chance of winning. First of all, we have your basic loricane after dark merch sweatshirt. Okay, so there's that boom. Then we have the box that we've been talking about from San Diego, Crystals and jewelry, hand carved wooden box lined in red velvet, filled with crystals and necklaces and jewel and bracelets and a sage and just lots
of cool things. Here's one of the necklaces. Here's the bracelet, a goshwa. Do you know what a goshwa is? Yes? No, it's the thing you use to put like help your face, like it massages. Well he uses one, Eric, I know it's true. But so that is also in the box. This is worth one hundred and fifty dollars. Okay, then we have I love our sponsors so much. We have this which I printed out, two hundred dollars cash money from this man Jay Wartzler
at top of the brow think, okay, two hundred dollars. Then we have five hundred dollars to be used at La Joya cosmetic, either the medspa, or you can put it toward a surgery at the surgery center. Plus you get a one year membership to the glam fam which is worth one hundred and twenty dollars. It's a year's worth, and you get like a bunch of perks. So this is a six hundred and twenty dollars value. You
get this, this, that, and is there anything else? Not yet, but this so far is worth one thousand dollars if you add it all up, one hundred and fifty six twenty two hundred, and then I put a couple of other little necklaces in there from San Diego crystals and jewelry. So anyway, this is what's in the box. Each entry's five dollars proceeds.
Some of the proceeds will be going to the Doll Face Club to help them keep the lights on in the house, to help them decorate, or help buy games for the girls if they you know, sometimes it gets a little monotonous being in a sober living facility. So I think this is a great thing for us to help with. So that's what this is. And I'll let you guys know when the link is on our website so you can go ahead and start donating. You can donate as many times as you want.
Your name will go into a hat, a box, a bowl, whatever, and we will draw the name our last show of the year, which is the twenty first of December, and you get all of this stuff. Okay, Hey, anybody that's watching, what line is this movie from What's in the Bar? What's in the Bars started, What's in the Box Pursuit of Happiness? Now I want to see if anybody watching, of course, they know everybody knows that happiness. Everybody knows that Eric, I think
everybody What's in the Box the Polar Express final answer. You know what, I can't stand that movie. No one care the movies. I hated that movie. Okay, I'm so glad you said that I thought that it was like Beloved. I don't know. I hated it. I'm sure some people like it, but I don't think it's beloved. I can't ci Michael Tyler elf is beloved, But yes, and I love elf. Elf is great, Tim Allan Santa Claus Movies. Okay, I watch what about Bad Santa? No, that's kind of funny, so dumb. Sure, I watched
the slowest movie over the weekend. Well, so you don't recommend it? No? Is it new? Yes? Is it in theaters? No? Well I for a limited run. Yes, but it's on Netflix and it's with Julianne Moore and Natalie Portman. Oh, I watched that thing called December. I'm over It's it was like, that's it? Yeah, kind of like these two amazing Hi you hot dish, Hi Jody. This you looked so good on Saturday. These two amazing actresses did not pull That was not
an amazing movie. I would have rather watched Popcorn Pop in a microwave for two hours. Well, the movie is about wait, I can't. It's loosely based on Mary Kate Leturno. Do you remember that name? No, So, she's the teacher that had sex with her student and got knocked up and they got married. She was like in her thirties and the student was like fourteen. Yeah, they got married and had like many kids and they were together for a long time, and then she died eventually. I think
she did a couple of years ago of like cancer or something. That was the movie based on Hi, Happy to see you too. Anyway, it what a snooze face. I don't bother, don't bother, don't bother. Okay. They actually had to release something to explain the ending to people that had seen it. And here's how much I didn't care. I didn't even read it. I didn't even know that they did that, and I didn't even know that it ended improperly. You didn't watch the ending. I don't
even know. I probably fell asleep. It was, oh right, Julie, Yeah, it blew. She really saw it, and she said it sucks. Oh my god, it sucked the biggest bag of dicks. We had such a stop with that for now. Oh, you've done that enough. I think we've covered that. Really, do you have an issue with drews? Hey? Oh I do, Brian, would you like to know why a little bit? God? First, let's talk about Since our amazing sponsors have stepped up and donated such incredible gifts to the Holiday Box, the
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going on. There's not one thing that you can just say sorry, I can't make it. I have had to, okay, and that's okay. Yeah. We don't want to get overly stressed. This is want to be overly stimulated. This is supposed to be a fun, happy, time of year and not a stressful time of year. Right allegedly. Okay, So, Jay Wartzler from Capital Growth Inc. So graciously donating two hundred dollars cash
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analysis. Call j today at eight five eight five five two six' nine six to zero or email him at jayw at Capitolgrowthinc. Dot com. And before we get to our host chat, which is I'm going to give you well, no, I'm going to do that on Thursday. I'll just talk about what's been going on in my life on my house chat, and then you have something for your host chat aufice. I do. But let's talk about San Diego Crystals and Jewelry. Two locations one and oh B on Newport.
That's the one that Evan and I found this summer and couldn't get enough of jewelry, crystals, gold, silver, They fix jewelry, they make jewelry, they do everything. They've donated that beautiful box. And I went and saw their La Joia location last week. It is absolutely beautiful across that right in the heart there, right next to right across from Duke's. It's right there and it's big and beautiful and they have these really pretty scarves as
well as the jewelry and this crystals and everything. So two locations, San Diego Crystals and Jewelry, and the guys are so nice. Eight brothers that own these two stores and they are awesome. Tell them that Laura Kane after Dark sent you and they will give you an Amethyst Crystal a big one, yeah for free. Okay, So host chat time, Gosh, so much has happened since I've seen you, guys. I know it's weird going a week without doing the podcast. I missed you guys. I like family too.
Did you miss Brian a little bit? Just a tiny bit? What happened to you over the break? Oh? Just some great things are come. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thanks. I like to being able to stay at home Monday night though, yeah I'm sure you did. I'm sure you did. And we're only doing this Tuesday night because someone had something going on Monday night because he's so busy this month, I am. But next week we'll be back to our regular Monday night schedule, just
so you know. Oh by the way, what no, I'm don't go there. I've already I've had enough of your schedule. I've had enough of your freaking schedule. Okay. So my host Chad is all about how I got to see both of my children this last two weeks. So Evan came into town for Thanksgiving. She was here and we got to go to my mom's house. We drove up to Ranch kookamonga real quick had Thanksgiving dinner up there. She came back, she saw some friends. It was awesome.
Then she flew back to New York City. She's coming back in the middle of this month for a couple of weeks, which is awesome. And then surprisingly, Charlie and Maya came just a couple of days ago and they stayed for three nights. So I got to see both my kids within this week that we didn't see each other. And I'm telling you something. Neither of you are parents, but thank you. Guys can relate. Take right right, I definitely know that I'm not. Yes, I think he's pretty good.
He's pretty locked, He's pretty like insg What does that mean? Oh, he's a gold star gay. Yes, No, Vagina's ever in his lifeltars for that gold star gays. If you haven't even been through a vaginant No, that's the platinum. That's hot. Lea's a platinum. Yeah. No, if you that's the highest level of gay can reach. Yes, And I'm so bitter. I'm gonna fight Lee. It sucks that you were born vaginally. I know you know what I'm gonna do. Next time Lee
comes into town. I'm gonna take him to like hooters and just like push his face in a vagina. I'm gonna trip him. I don't think that he has an as much of an adversion as you do. I think that he would just he would look at one. You won't even look at one. Which is why I'm going to bring a diagram in. No, because I'll turn to stone or one of those like three D models they have. Yes, you know, I can put his finger up there or something out
dolls there. I would gag in my gynecologists office. It's almost like a puzzle you can take apart the pieces. That is not one puzzle that I will play figure out how the vagina goes back to and then the laby figuring out how it goes back together. I'd be playing that thing for a year. It'd be worse than a rubk skiin it, totally would. I don't know if you ever were able to figure out a Rubik's cube. No, you know what I used to do. I used to get so frustrated that
I would take the stickers off and then stick them back. You cheated with the Rubik's cube. I would get totally frustrated and I'd be like, well, there's a way to do it? What is the secret? It's just like a formula. And did you figure it out or did you read about it? I looked it up. Oh okay, oh yeah, no, like so Irrita, we'll see back back when I was a kid, they didn't have any of this stuff that you can look at it. There's just
a pattern. Like there's just a pattern you do continuously and then once you get to a certain stage, pattern changes and it's sults. But I don't recommend doing that because then they the stickers fall off. Can you do it like that fast? You know how those people do it super fast? So that was I had like the greatest couple of days because I'm telling you, as a mother, nothing, nothing in this world is better than being with your baby, not one thing. And it was cool because Maya got to
come with what watching a Golden Girls marathon? Oh my, no clue, no clue anyway, so it was really great. I'm so happy. Maya and Charlie told me, well, they want to get married in July. But there things are kind of changing off and on because of money situation. You know how things go when you try to plan a wedding like he's sometimes you have to change in Well, they said, you know, we might just start having kids. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no. They want to be a family
more than anything that I know. You know what I figured. You know, that's his life. He's found the woman of his dreams early on. And why not. Can you imagine me being a ground No, they need to travel and do things first before they get kids. Now you have kids some people, Yeah, i'd have kids. I'd have kids like not tomorrow, but yeah, some So I need to sit down and talk to both of you. They well, not you, you just hate kids. Kids
are great, Yeah, they're great. They should get legally married though for the tax benefits first though, which they might, and then have a party to do that whole thing. She's just like the corehouse and have a wedding later. So I probably aired some information. They probably didn't want me to, but anyway, I just thought that that was interesting and cool. It is exciting. It's very exciting. So after the host chat and before your double d Yes, I have a test for you, but I want you
to do your host chat first mine first. Yes, you're in trouble with the Wow. Sorry, sorry I'm falling apart. There we go. So what's up? What happened? What's going on? What do you mean? What's your host chat? Oh? So I ordered the most amazing thing on the planet from Amazon. Okay, I'm putting it on our Amazon store. It's called a massaging foot matt. Show the people on Instagram too. Massaging footmat from Amazon. Yes, so is this for people that have sore feet?
Obviously? Yes. You can use it on your hands. You can use it on your forums. I even sat on it for your butt, your butt circulations, I walked, did it tingle? It did it tingle? Yes, it relaxed and boost circulations. So what it is? It's incredible because I did not know this, did you? That as you get older the nerves in your feet start to die because they're the farthest away from
your heart. So this regenerates them. So this met this mess. Oh my god, you have no idea regenerates those and it says on here there it'll tell all the different parts of your body. So like your liver, your uterus, the genitals. Is that kinesiology is that? What like kinesiology is is movement? So you have like, well, what's the thing with oh is that what that is where you find like the point on your foot which matches your acupuncture. Still anyway, it comes at this little conductor that
you snap on to these two little conductors. Right, okay, here's what it looks like. The main thing. How much was this? This was about fifty okay, and you say you think it's worth every penny and had like twenty five thousand reviews. Oh you press this now? I want you to just put your do you have rings on right now? No? Okay, put both your hands on the path. Okay, stand up. You're gonna want to get it, okay, ready like force fullep. Oh sorry, I have an upside down Okay, there we go. Hold on,
it's going to shock me and stuff. No, no, no, no, no. How many times have you used this? Oh? I use it almost every night? Just put your hands there. Whoa, yeah, put your answer. I told you I didn't like that. Okay, just put your hands now. There's different settings. Okay, so whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. I know now that's only four whoa, there's no, there's nineteen levels. That is really unincredible sensation. Come up here and feel this. I'm good what is it? So there's different
there's like electronic pulses that are going through muscle contractions. That's what the birthing similar. So oh yeah from front? That was too high? This is it? Feel good on your feet? Oh? Feels well good? What level do you use? Okay, right now I use it. I go up to about ten now. The first day I did it, I started at nineteen and I thought I had been tasered. So it goes through like a cycle. Yeah, it goes through a cycle. This is kind of
exciting what I know? Isn't it cool? Can you target certain areas of your Yes you can. Have you tried the genitle one yet I have not. What if you put your on that? Oh I would not want to know what would happen? What about it? Just on level one? God, that feels so good. I dare you to wrap your wiener in that and do level But I bet the feet would be great. Like just to sit and watch Tavay. So do you see my arms going up and down like I'm doing a push up? Yes, yes I am not. You're
not shaking them right now? No? Wow, this is cool. So after I did the walk with Karen, Yes, I bought the she bought one. Yeah, and that helped regenerate your dead uh dead nerves, your dead nerves from walking twenty miles. So it's about I'll put it on the site. It's about fifty bucks from Amazon, and it's worth every penny you mean, I'll put it on the site. Yeah. And it has a little recharger on it so you can plug it in and recharge it. Excellent,
And it takes about maybe twenty minutes, super easy. That's really cool because of the little instruction booklet and stuff like that. Okay, so yeah, well I have something that I want to use on Eric. Oh boy, I have come to leave. Oh boy. And this is not a diss on you, really, it's gonna sound like one, Eric, oh boy, but I feel like we may have been lied to with regards to one certain celebrity. Now. But I'm gonna tell you why I'm bringing it
up. Yeah, I would like to hear more about this. I found something that is going to prove once and for all whether or not he is telling the truth about actually meeting. Oh my god, I think I know what you're gonna Oh brother, bring light detector test. Oh wow, it looks like one for sure. It's a light detector test. That's what the cops use. Okay, now is it on? Yes, it's on. Okay, Now I want you to put your hand. It's not going to do anything yet, put your hand in there. Wait, let me do
something wick. Okay, wait, wait till it goes off. See he does, makes a scary sound. Now we're going to ask Eric the question. If this thing shocks you or bites down on you, you're lying if it doesn't, or you're telling the truth. He's getting a little nervous case. I'm not nervous. Take your hand in there, okay, now, Eric, and then I have to push a button, did you Well, you have to ask me questions first to prove that this thing works or does
not work. So ask me my name. That's true, establish a baseline for credibility. Duh, I don't now, but come on, ask me what my name is that we got built suspense with this first thing, Eric, Yes, what is your name? Wat? Eric? Okay, that's what you have to say. Okay. Now, if it shocks you or bites down, it's thinking. It's reading your palm supposedly. Okay, you passed, You passed? Eric, am I your best friend. Yes, son't like promising, let's see it's thinking. Do you feel a shock at
all? No? Okay, okay, I didn't get shocked or get it down on. Were you once a fashion model? Yes? For Hugo boss. Yes, in the night. Okay, all right, now here we go. I think I'm doing if I hope I'm doing this right? Okay, Eric? Yes, did you meet in person Keanu Reeves downtown six months ago? Yes? Okay. Did you meet Keanu Reeves downtown in person? Eric? Yes? Laura, okay, you passed. Now this thing? Okay, let me let me do it to me? Do it to me? Okay, okay, I put my hand in the sensor, I push
push this. We'll ask me a question. Ask you a question. First push it, and then ask me a question. Is your name Laura Kane? Yes? My name is Laura Kane. Oh the d bing is yes. Okay. So I'm learning how to use this thing. Did you not read the instruction? I did? But you know what, it's the kind of instructions that were translated from like Chinese, so they make absolutely no sense,
you know, like all the words are conjugated wrong and everything. It has two modes it has like this mode is electric mode, and it has the biting down teeth mode. I'm gonna ask ask me if I like Brian, Laura, do you like Brian? Yes, very much, I like Brian. Okay, that wasn't a ding. Okay, no, now ask me one more and then if this this thing doesn't bite down, then ask me something that I'm gonna lie about. Okay, Laura, well press the button first. Oh well, I've got one. Do you love vegetables?
I love vegetables, especially zucchini. We haven't seen it call anyone out on a lie yet. Now. Look, this is what the thing looks like. This is what it looks like. When I was playing with it by myself, it was biting me like crazy. Okay, I have a good question. Ask okay, okay, ask me put it in and then let me start. Ask me if I like vaginas. Okay, do this mode? Eric? Do you like vaginas? Oh my god? Yes, Wait do it again. Do you like vaginas, Eric? Yes, love those
vatina. Okay, that thing is a pos. This thing, I swear to God was working. But anyway, guess where I got it. Yes, I got a team which by the way. Oh, come on not, there's no contest, Brian, I'm looking it up here instruction. Thank you. Now, Eric and I have decided that we're not going to do your traditional Christmas nice Christmas gifts this year. We decided to do something funny and buy each other again the war because we don't think we found the worst
things on teaming. Oh no, okay, however I just did. Though. We're not going to have like a vo it's not going to be a poll. But we're going to do this on our last week, the last week before our Christmas break. Yes, and we're going to open up all the gifts. I have like ten things for him I have I think maybe a few more for you now. Mine run the gamut from clothing to house weares, to shoes to other things that you will need in your everyday life.
Same here. Oh, I was under the impression that you only bought me clothing. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, okay, this place is gonna look like a ship box. I can't even wait. I am going to show one thing why I already have a present for you. I already have a present for you too. It's not from it's not from t yeah, you're the only one getting good stuff. Yeah, he's gonna Let me just tell you when I get Brian his gift.
Oh, I hope it's from Keanu Reeves or something, and which case you should just give it to me now, then read the instructions and let's do this again, because I'm feeling like I'm not I'm like losing Hope. I love you and I trust you with Okay, here we go. Here's there. Okay, put your hand inside the lie detector. Make sure each
finger can touch the sensing point. Okay, God, because the red light is on, pressing it will prompt you with a tone indicating which mode you Oh, okay, So if there's a mode button on top right, there's a mode right here, so when you press it, whichever sound it makes is the effect, whether it's the teeth biting or the electric suppress it. So yeah, press that mode but right there, so that's electric and Laura again, it will switch to are you a lesbian? Press it again.
Okay, press the start button. The light detector enters the preparation mode. Press the light detector again to start the light detector. Okay, so press it once yet not yet? Right, press it once gou and press against you? What happens? Okay? Now ready, are you a lesbian? I just press it? Okay, No, I am not a lesbian. Okay, that the ding must be that it's real. We're not liars. I guess it's not enough this thing. We're not. Try now do an
obvious lie or something. Okay, So do I do the mode thing again? No? No, no, it's on teeth clamping mode. Okay, okay, it's press start first. Uh huh, Laura, do you hurry? How much do you love anal? I love anal more than anything in my whole life. Oh no, this thing is a piece of crap. Of course, I thought it would be funny for here, right, you get it to work? Why don't this would be so great? We'd catch Eric and a lie. Nope, but okay, alright, alrighty then I
know, And that's like how like Chinese? It is? Okay? So well, because it's you can always try a plant in the mouth. Yeah, I mean it looks cool. It makes a good decoration for this house on the shelf or something. Yeahlf on a shelf. All right, let's do your double d oh boy, we have a lot to cover. We do some of this I know. Some of this I don't know, And in fact, most of the stuff you tell me, I have no idea and I love it. That's good, all right. First, this isn't
really dirt. I just have to I don't know why I'm fascinated by her. But what did you I got to work? I guess it bit down on me. It did. I wasn't thinking about anything. What did you push to make it bite down? Just the most down on me? Maybe you're overall a liar that would that would makes sense. Did you ask it if Flora's boobs were real and you said no? Or you said yes? Yep, that's exactly what I asked. Try it, try it one more time, and then we're going to put that freaking thing away. Okay.
Ask him if he thinks if I'm attractive, Brian, do you think Laura Kane is attractive? He said no. In case she didn't hear that off, the mic was telling that it's been more awkward. If my god that what would you prefer? I was lying, yes, it would be nice if you found me attractive. I think Eric thinks finds me attractive. I do. I find you. I find you attracted. I think you are objective I found you, She stumbled over where she's lying. I think you
are objectively attractive. I just don't think I'm not like attracted to you though. No, obviously I didn't ask that. I think you look better than you did twenty years ago. Though, thank you. I actually mean that. When did you well, just from pictures, pictures like, oh my god, when I oh my god, I got to tell you something real
quick. So I had to say. I celebrated Christmas with Charlie since he was here, he and Maya, because I wanted to see them open up their presence because half the time I send them up to Oregon and I never get to see them open their presence. And then Charlie is not is He's like you're You're He's like a Texter like you are. Oh. If he doesn't text right away, he forgets. I'm like, so I have to did you open the presence? Did you like the presence? I'm hello?
So I wanted to celebrate here and see him open the gift. So I found this video camera from It's twenty years old. It was when Evan was a baby and Charlie was four and five and I found these videos. I had them digitized because they're on high eight. I had the battery replaced. Was old. Oh my god, I had the battery replaced. I got a new chord, and I gave him the cameras because in the videos when he was a little boy, all he wanted to do was take the camera
and like shoot his sister. He didn't want to be in front of the camera. He wanted to be in behind the camera. So I'm like, this could be like a cool like retro gift for somebody his age that might want to take some cool videos in a different way rather than on a phone. And he's like, Mom, this was so cool. I can't even tell you how awesome this is. It was in the original case and every mon, God, that's really cool and it works perfectly. And I got
them like a converter thing. I got them all the so anyway, it was really great. Shooting on film is super cool. Yeah, I know, it's just you're such a good models different Thank you. I love disposal cameras because they're they're easy to have developed and those are kind of retro too. Look, I mean the pictures just look cool and you don't know what you're gonna get until they are developed. And that's kind of fun to way. We still sell digital cameras anymore. Digital it's all they sell. I
mean, ohsable, yeah, you get me talking. They're pretty popular now, but you know, you take them to CVS and they'll develop them for like fifteen bucks or something. Oh wow, And I got the High eight videotapes, which are about this size. On Amazon. They sell them for like seven bucks, like they have everything on there, so everything. It was really really cool. Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. Now it's dirt time. Okay. So on Hulu, starting over the
weekend, Paris and Love season two. Do I care about this? You should because she and her husband, so you know, she had the baby by Sarah Get that appeared out of nowhere. Yes, and that so I've met Paris Hilton. And the voice is and you'll see it on the show if you watch it. Is it real? Is it high? Is it crazy? Look? Her normal voice is like deep and very regulated, and then she switches over in a in a blink of an eye to the hypitched
baby that just makes her sounding name. It's it is fascinating to watch and that house. So they just moved from her house to a new house. Okay, she and the husband and the kid in La somewhere. Yes. So the hilarious thing is she's not prepped for a baby at all. Like it's just like somebody was having a sidewalk sale and she was like, Oh, I think I want a baby. The nursery wasn't ready at all. She has like an oh pair, I'm sure she had plenty of designer clothes
though, oh yes, it does not really. The O pair does everything and she'll like wake up and all she does is take pictures of herself and then she'll be like, oh, mommy has to go. She'll go in and the appare will hand or the baby. She'll feed it for like thirty seconds and then hand it back and then kiss the baby on the forehead and leave. And the house looks like Fao Schwartz. It does not look like
a full grown woman lives there that's married with a kid. It there's stuffed animals, right that can even play with the stuff that's in the house. Yes, yeah, it's and they're all the pictures are just of her. There's not any pictures in that. There's pictures of her on the pillows that sit on an actual sofa. There are humongous, like this size of the backdrop behind us photographs of her. Hey, it's working. Look at how
much money she's made. Oh yeah, she's a billionaire. It's but I'm telling you it's the Do you know she has an entire cookwear line that they carry at Walmart Walmart and they're like sold out, and the like the little tea infuser is a disco ball if that tells you anything like that cute? The pots and pants are pink, that's cute. It's not cute, and then the tea kettle says that's hot on it, that's cute. I'm okay to capitalize on her, of course, I mean she's doing it right.
I guess I'm going to need a gimmick. All of her make it though, is at ross. Did you know that like all of her nail I didn't even know she had makeup. Oh yeah, she's got eyelashes, She's got like lipsticks and all the things we should on the next show. I'm going to google every everything that she has because I know she's got perfumes. Oh she said she's got like thirty two perfumes or something. Anyway, Okay, so do watch that show or don't watch that show. It's I say
watch it because it's fascinating. Okay, like this somebody that just lives in their own fame bubble. It is just hilarious. And she just had another baby via a girl. Wait what yep, that was the breaking news story. Oh yeah, well the boy's name is Shoot, this is my department and I should know this, but I don't. And the girl it's named after a city. Okay, well, anyway, continue anyway, And the daughter she just had, and of course she did not have it vaginally or
cesarean. Somebody else had it for so her body's still nice and time. Oh yeah, her body's still I I said, ta, Laura, you were right. I did not care about any of that, about the Para stuff. Well, now I know you don't care about bills an Paris anymore. I don't know, I think so, I'm not sure. I'm not. I wouldn't watch that. I wouldn't. I would rather watch Ninety Day Fiance any day, all the ninety day fields. Okay, how much do you guys think? Nick Cannon spends a year at Disneyland Okay, how many
time going to he has eleven kids? If he takes them all, I can at least see like a couple hundred thousand Brian winter winter chicken dinner. How much did you spend a year two hundred clams a year taking eleven sniffling brats to Disneyland? He gets all the stuff, he gets, the backstage pass he gets not anymore. No, but he like he buys the VIP experiences like that dude spends money there. Yes, I wins you. Yes, if you could, why wouldn't you? Yes, most definitely? God?
And they're not free, No, they're not. He has to pay. And how much is it to get into Disneyland now? Uh? Like a one day pass like one hundred and eighty bucks or something. Yeah, it's crazy. And then the food and then though because you can't take your own food in or can you? Uh? Yeah you can? Oh, I think gross. I'm mad a Disneyland and God, I don't know fifteen years a couple months ago, there's another person who don't care about who?
Oh, yes you do, don't lie? No, I don't. Kim Kardashian has received some good reviews for her work on the current season of American Horror Story. I'd like to know who's reviewing her acting chops, because did you watch it? Yes? And she's no boyano m I'd stick to taking selvies. What is she fun to look at? I mean I think that people watch because she's so beautiful. She's No, she's so pretentious. Yeah, not really. I watched an interview with her about joining the American Horror
Story cast and god, what a slap. No, that's but she's so pretentiously she's so unlikable, Like I don't understand why being the character on the show isn't really likable either. Yeah, she's just so like you know, and she has that very polished doll of a personality, but you know it's fake, like an all the entire family, they all sound alike. Yeah, they're just she's so everything is very articulated. Well, it's cares so much for other people. I care about them so much, such a thoughtful
person, like no one cares, No one thinks that. So the creator of American Horse Story, Ryan Murphy, has just made a colossal mistake and cast her in this new legal drama for Hulu. There's no word on the title. Kim will play LA's most successful divorce lawyer and the owner of an all female law firm. That's funny. She got the worced Yeah, wasn't she? Did she pass the bar? Yes, take the bar. She passed the first thing. What's the first level? Yeah? Yeah, that's
just the entrance exam. Right. I don't know if she's passed the bar yet. And she also recently booked at Netflix comedy film called The Fifth Wheel. Lucky her. She needs like she needs, she needs any more money right? Taylor Swift will make a hundred million off Spotify this year. She has already generated twenty six point one billion streams on Spotify, which means she
pocket one hundred million in royalties from them this year. She's also just become the first artist to have a top five ten albums at the same time. I'm obsessed, couldn't care less. I love her. Also, Apple Music is better than Spotify. Oh, speaking of I do Apple Music to you? Okay, speaking of what's the deal? I went to play a song the other night while I was at the gym. It's totally grayed out, and I clicked on it and says not available in this region any longer.
Yeah, It probably just means that there's a dispute with the record holder and Apple Music. So I guess I'm calling to get no more Kylie Minogue. Oh my god, care you you can't listen to your precious Kylie Minogue? Kylie, that'd be a blessing. I know she was grade out. John Lennon's last words have been revealed. What do you think they will? I I don't know. I can't. I can't even imagine he was. I was. I was gonna say ouch, but oh god, I've been shot.
Yeah. According to a new documentary on John Lennon's murder, John's last words were I'm shot and Lennon's killer did it because he thought John was a phony bummer. That was a bummer. That's too bad they because they could have had like a reunion, a beautiful thing. I think the Beatles are overrated, you do? They are good, They're fine. They didn't warrant the cultural What about revolution that they got Paul McCartney just solo. You don't
think he's like, he's fine. They did revolutionize music when they came, which I don't understand why. Like they're not bad at all, And I don't don't. I'm not surprised they were successful, but I don't understand the reason that they were so successful is purely circumstance of the kind of the cultural movement at the time, and they the song Blackbird is beautiful. Yeah, it's a nice song, but there are lots of other nice songs too, Brian, You're gonna get a lot of hate for this, I think.
Okay. Kate McKinnon, who I loved on Saturday Night Lives, she will host for the first time. She will be making her hosting debut on the sixteenth of this much of this month with musical guests Billy Ellish Oh. Speaking of Billy Oh, Eilish Eilish eyelash whatever. Somebody just outed her for being gay. I think she just came out as she did. Yeah, oh wow, okay, Yeah. Adam Driver is going to be doing it this coming set. Do we watch Saturday Night Line? No, No, who
watches? But I will watch it with Kate McKinnon. I love her. I will do that and I like it fun in very sad news, very sad, That's all Bauer had in a moment of silence. Cardi b An Offset will have unfollowed each other on instagramdever whatever her Britney spears dad has his leg amputated after an infection, five surgeries and no success. There are hints that she he feels very bad for him and may reconcile with him. That's
a bummer to lose your leg. Yeah, I'm convinced she's unhinged. I saw her Instagram the other day and she's like talking about like just like this bra she was so happy to get, and I was like, this shick is crazy. And another nude, like a backside nude. Well, yeah, she's talked about her bra and then but then she spent the whole video she posted was just her playing with her underwear. I was like, well, I mean, do you know how many videos I've posted on her Instagram
with me doing that? I would love to see those. Actually. Anyways, well you know what, you might just at the end of this month, we'll see. I don't think she's crazy crazy Wait wo see Eric playing around in underwear? Great? Okay, possible? Great the first time you wear is underwear? Oh maybe that's why I got Oh boy, a big bag of boxer briefs. Are we gonna have to wear? What we got?
Each other, we will try him on. I have special I have special outfits for our last show of the year, which is going to be on the twenty first, And they are holiday outfits for me and for you. Oh my god, I can't wait. And they're funny. But no, we're going to try on this stuff on that Monday night, Okay, Dave. Remember Mackenzie Phillips. Yes, our friend Mackenzie. Yes, yes, if you haven't read her book, it's a memoir, it's yes,
it's called High on Arrival. She was just on her sister, China Phillips from Wilson Phillips on. She has a podcast, and she talked with her about Mackenzie's ten year incestuous relationship with their dad John. Oh dude, would she got pregnant? Oh yeah, yeah, I've heard that horrible story. Yeah, crazy like a rumor or no it was. It's been around for a while. Yeah, and she's talked about it. Yeah. And last, but not least, the ever popular Jeffrey Dahmer's dad is dead at eighty
seven. Oh god, poor guy had to live that much longer knowing that his son was just a complete monster. I wonder what kind of a buffet they had at the way. Oh my god, you're sick. You are sick. Okay, Now I have several things coming up for Thursday's show, and I want to know. Sorry, his dad didn't do it except for he's a complete psychopath. But do we want to play? We have I
have two different games, and you guys get to decide. Uh, We're either going to play a game called That's Not Funny, which is a role playing game. Oh say, anytime anything is funny, that's not funny? Well we're going to see. Actually that's the game we're gonna play. Let's play it called That's not funny. It's a role playing game. You play that game every week. That's not a funny game. Oh my god, so you say every week. I'm super excited. That wasn't funny? Eric.
Hopefully this this goes off better than the light detect Or test. But we'll see. We'll see. And then we'll put your foot massager on our amazons and I'll make sure I do that, and then the Christmas box will show you that again. And hopefully we'll have the link up for you guys to donate the five dollars for each time you want an entry into the contests to win the box worth one thousand dollars at this time. It could even get higher. There could be more added to the box. Yes, you're
correct, You're very correct because this is early on in December. Correct, that is what's happening. All right, Well, guess what. We're at the end of the show. So good to be back. Thank you so much. Are we playing the game? No, we're playing it on Thursday. Oh sorry, I missed that part. Yeah, we're playing it on Thursday, Thursday's episode, which I'm gonna have to post this one tonight because we officially drop episodes on Tuesdays and Thursday. We drop it like it's hot
with someone. Jenny mind Jenny, Oh, Jenny, my sister? Hi, Jenny, what's what's up? What's up? Okay, you guys, thank you for love. You missed you and we'll be back. Loved you, missed you, loved you and missed you. You want me to give you a kiss on your cheeks, so I leave a lipprint? Yes, please? Okay you debout him from gold Star to silver Star. No, because it's not with her vagint if I don't know, I don't want to think Eric. God, here we go oh, that's a good one.
That is a good that is a good one. All right, Hey, wait a minute, we didn't talk about Jody's party. Oh Jody. Our friend Jody always has a Christmas party every year, and it's a karaoke party. And let me just say that I picked a song that probably was the worst song that has ever been heard at her karaoke parties, which she's been having for many, many years. Don't ever pick the song Let's Get It
On by Marvin Gaye. It's too hard to say. I've I pulled, Like remember Cindy Brady and the Brady Buns when she saw the red light and went blank. That's what happened to me. It was very awkward and horrible. And then I fell back against uh and sat on some man's lap. It was I left when I fell. Oh yeah, maybe you already left. What you know I want to say is that for two years now, I keep getting told I'm going to be invited, and Laura always makes sure
I don't get invited. That is not I don't know. What do you think? Let me see let me see the machine. Yeah, the machine? Okay, Brian, Now what were those correct instructions? Oh your finger nail, just stab me? Put your hand in there. Oh, there's the biting one. Okay, hold on, let it, let it finish. Okay, okay, censor now, push start, push start, Okay, Laura, do you make sure I don't get invited this party? Now? Press start again. No, Brian, I definitely wanted you to come
to the party. I don't say that I don't disinvite you. Oh no, that was a bong. No, there's no teeth biting, and I didn't get a shock. I don't know. Inconclusive, Laura, do you prefer that Brian not attend parties with us? No? I would love him to attend parties like Jody's with us. Inconclusive again, huh is that what that is? Inconclusive? Okay, one more with you, okay, Eric, Yes, do you think I disinvite Brian from Jody's party? No? Okay, wait, it said it or whatever? So No, your theory
is completely wrong and dumb. It's dumb. All I'll say is both times JODI's invite me and she goes, oh, make sure you give me Brian's email address or something, and it never happens. Oh, so I dropped the ball. Yes, I didn't mean to drop I just dropped the yeah one time, one time as an accident. Second time is intentional. Well, let me ask you this. On a Saturday night, I was busy exactly Hello, I was gonna say, would you have come? No?
Maybe I would have a room. I mean you were welcome to bring you know, a plus one? You know that right? Well? Yeah, oh my god? Are you guys? Thank you for watching, Thank you for listening. We'll be back on Thursday of the really Fun Game and more about the magical Holiday Box. Love your podcast, love your podcast. Oh no, I missed you so much. Pageant waves, no, pageant waves. I missed you very much. Thank you. I missed you and Brian give us the good old pageant you know what. He was gone for one
week and never once called me or texted me. I texted you happy, I didn't call you a text you. Well, I expect that from you, Okay, God, I know I suffer in that. Just say it, just say it, just log your podcast. There we go. I love you, my sweet baby's. I can wait to see you again. Bye,