I don't want to. Hey, welcome to Laura Kane after dark. Just fondled Laura's booth. Oh my god in the biggest way. Why don't do that? You're don't. I don't think you're supposed to do that. Like two people, two women. I am spicy today. Oh my god, you're bag of spicy chips. I'm scared something. He's off the wall to parts of town totally. He's off the wall. He's I have a feeling he's not listening. That just told you to punch me in the face.
That would get you. Bit. That was barely anything anything star it. Okay, Happy Halloween month, everybody. As you noticed the backdrop, it's so scary. Do you like it? I thought somebody got murdered. But do you like it? Yes? I do. It is the Dollar Tree's finest. Thank you very much. It's very cute. Thank You're going to bring my own decorations. Well, look, the backdrop that I got I thought was bigger than it was, and it was a little bit small.
But I may do a bigger one. You know what, This stays up. It's lily covering only like that's why with the scary hands and the other scary hands. But this is my question. It's what It's only a second, It's October's Halloween. Mon I'm with Laura on this one. Now it should go up on like the twenty fifth down on. It's called spooky season, and this was the perfect time to change the backdrop, because yes, did you have a bad experience with Halloween? I hate Halloween? Why why?
I love scary movies? I just don't like Halloween? But why did you have a bad experience with it? Even as a kid my parents could barely get me into a Lisa. Do you not like to dress up? You don't not? We're dressing up this year? Oh yes, we are, Yes, we are. You did last year and you loved it. We're talking about what I did. Yes, we only dressed What did I dress up as? Oh? Right, well that barely took anything. Maybe he could dress up as Keanu Reeves this year without somebody. Then then maybe
he'll show up without the facial scars and demon possession. I looked just like Chucky on whatever whatever. Oh hey Megan from Milestone Properties Instagram. Okay, so happy Halloween month, everybody, thank you for joining us on Lori Kane after Dark. If you're on Instagram or YouTube live High High High. I have a very embarrassing story to tell you. During my host channel, Eric has some story about a demon and Marshalls God excited, and we have your
Double D News, we have Brian's wild Card. This is a packed show, okay, Pa, you know what else? I don't want to pack your I know, my they do look pretty big in this. Yeah that I'm surprised you didn't put one of my eyes out already. My nymphs aren't out. I've seen better. Wow again, whoa, I shouldn't let him let talk to me like that? What I'm his boss? Oh right, yeah, officially should be talking like that at all if that's the case. Hey, joyful, just about a badge. Thank you sweet you always do
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ready. That's something Okay, horrific happen? Well, I wouldn't say horrific, but embarrassing. Yes, okay. So there's a show called on the Air with Sally and Little Tommy. You've heard of It's okay, it was side. So I was a guest. They tape on Wednesday and or a record on Wednesday. And so I had on this dress, this tube dress that was pleather. It was a really nice dress. It was brown, it was very cute. Thank you from Amazon, Thank you very much.
And I was like, what shoes am I gonna wear with this? And I found these shoes that I haven't worn in forever and I realized that they're they're about eighteen or nineteen years old, these shoes, and I saw them and I'm like, oh my god, this will go perfect with this outfit. So anyway, I come walking into the studio it's called Loft one hundred Studios. I honestly, and I'm kind of embarrassed to admit this, but
I kind of thought that I was hot. Shit. Well, we all, we all know what happens, wouldn't exactly you're cold diarrhea, Yes, exactly. So I walked in there, I was the only girl on the show. Hey, those the rest of them were dudes. I had this dress on, my shoes, my hair, I had my fake lashes. I you know what, I thought, I had it going on. Huh.
So the show starts? Do we have a drum roll? And oh no, I don't even know if the show started yet, if or if this was right before the show started that drum roll, But I were sitting in our seats, so yeah, the show did start. Because we're at the seats at the desk and I just happened to glance down and I look
and there's like it looks like a dirt all underneath my chair. And then there was like a bar because it was like kind of like a bar stool, like a metal bar, and there's black looks like tar all along the bar store. I had my feet and I'm like, what did I is this dog poop? Did I step in a big pilot tar? What the hell happened? And so then like the crew members had to come like clean it up secretly and real quick because it was getting everywhere. It was getting
absolutely everywhere I walked. So I'll let us show you the shoes. So basically what happened. The shoes were so old that the soles sluffed off. Okay, so here's how cute these shoes are. Now they're look, they're super cute. They're via Spiga. Okay, I got them a long time ago. And then boom, look what happened. The whole entire bottom fell fluffed off onto the floor of Loft one hundred studios. And you know, those shoes are in great condition. You can just go to a cobbler and
have them rest all the shoe. Yeah, do cobblers still exist? Are they called cobblers? Yes? I don't know. I will do that, but guess what. I had to take them off and put paper towels on my feet to walk around the studio the rest of the time because everywhere I walked there was like a black tar path that followed me. And then I just go, you know what, this happens every single time I think I am the ship. Oh, every single time something happens. That's very like.
All the other guests saw it, and they're just like they were kind of confused, like what's going on? What's all that black stuff? Oh my god? Oh my god. But it was really fun. It was. It aired on Saturday. You can see it on YouTube. It's on the air with Sully and Little Tommy and Steve Finley was on Former Padre he is so handsome. And Phil Blower from Fox five News is on too.
He is a great guy. And then I don't remember the dude's name, but he is the owner of Mary's Donuts in Lakeside, which is super famous. Apparently. All right, oh, now we know conclusively that Laura is not the ship I am. I'm so time and time and time again, Brian, this happens. God has proven to you so many times the random, so many times that you are not the ship. I got right back down to reality, back down to Earth. So anyway, my little girl.
That's my little lucky She doesn't just pop your boobs or something. Well, that has happened to a friend of mine, and that that was not my fault. No, she ran into a bike rack and popped her boob job. She popped one boob, so she only had one other boob. Lord. Anyway, that's beside the point. That was my host chat. We have a lot going on, so I'm making it quick. Now tell me about your host chat apparently has to do with some kind of horrible person.
Wait, real quick, let's hear from one of our sponsors, because we have two left. Oh wait, let's talk about Megan. Didn't we talk about Megan? No? No, she was on she she was Yeah, she just jumped on Instagram. Talk about any of our sponsors. Well, thank you for being a producer. Producer, Brian is so good. Am I the only one that works around here? Now you're being such a good producer, being just like Eric. Now, oh my god, both of you, No, both of you. I don't want to hear it.
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live. He and I went to homecoming together when I was a I was a sophomore and he was a senior. Wow, and I wore a pink dress. I remember that he super cute and I was very nervous because I was with all like the older people. No, I didn't and we even like eight years ago. So she probably was allowed the show ankles back then. Oh my god. Well my prom dress was pretty like high up, pretty long. It wasn't very sexy. But he didn't even want her to
put out. He probably didn't, but she had an ankles. I didn't put out in high school. I just didn't do that. Good, thank you, Good for you. Yes, I waited till college and then I really put out. But right now I'm not putting out at all, and that needs to change. Yeah, I've probably forgotten how to anyway. Uh, let's hear about the demon. Oh my god, at marsh Now you went to Marshal's. Apparently I did, so I got I got new bedding.
Oh and so I was looking for a throw and I had looked everywhere and they were also seasonal that I was like, oh, this is just they were all the wrong color and and so I finally found one at Marshall's that I liked, and so I get to the front and it was like the day before Christmas. The line was so long, and I was like, well, I'm not putting this thing back, I'm gonna wait it out.
Was in line for about twenty minutes. And you know how at the Marshall's emission value you go and it's almost like an L shape when you get to the register. Yes, so I was about four people back from getting up to the register, and the line went all the way around to where the end of the line was right just pass where I was standing on the one side. This makes no sense to me because this happens at TJ Max too. Yeah, and they have like eight registers and eight people on the
registers. Why is the line so damn there? No, yes, oh no, wait a minute, it was. It was so long. So this woman comes up, Yeah, it gets to the end of the line and she's got a cart that is just overflowing with stuff. Wow. And then she goes, oh no, oh no, I can't be in this line. I can't be in this line. Oh no, and I mean she is laying it on thick, like if they sold oscars at Marshall's, I would have just gone. And she was laying it on so thick to
the point where she was drawing a lot of attention to herself. And one of the employees came from the register and went up to her and said, ma'am, is everything okay? And she's like, oh, my son, my son, he's up at the at the register. I need to be up there with him, like I have to buy all this stuff and he's got to help me and blah blah blah blah blah. And she's like, she's like, so you need to let me up, and the girl goes, well, I'm sorry, I can't. You're gonna have to wait in
line. And then she kicked it into high gear. Well she was like, oh no, like on the verge of crying. She's like, do you see how much stuff I have to buy? And my son, my son's up there, and she's like, oh, and I The woman in front of me turns and looks at me and rolls her eyes, and I go, if they let her cut the line, I'm gonna take my stuff and I'm going to cut the line, and I'm just gonna say I'm with her, and she goes, I'll give you fifty bucks if you do it.
Oh my god. I was like, get done. Challenge accepted. Oh my god, Oh my god. The woman literally goes from being frantic and frail and on the verge of tears too, giving us all the most shit eating grin, like f you. The only thing she didn't do was turn around and flip everybody in line off. She had that smile like the
cat that ate the canary. She's just trotting alot with her cart behind the employee, and she gets to the end where you can just kind of walk through to the registers, and you know, because she took her around like the side, and all of a sudden, the voice of an angel from register one one of the older ladies that works there, who has been there for twenty years checking someone out. Doesn't even look up, and she goes,
what's going on over here? And and the girl goes, well, her son is up at the front, and she just shakes her head no, and she's like, and she needs to get up there, and she's like, nope, she can wait in line, just like everybody else. Was she any best friend? That one? Oh, I wanted to just build a shrine tower right in the aisle. So then Grandma kicks it into high gear and she's like, do you know who I am? Oh? No way? And I'm like a bitch, please? Who is she?
Nobody? Just an impatient? Was she expecting Karen that didn't want to wait in line? You know who I am? So the woman goes, I don't care who you are. You can wait in line just like all these people are. And she goes, she goes, and if you don't like it, you can leave your cart right here. Oh oh my god. So the the woman with the cart goes, all of a sudden, this sweet lady that just needs to get up front to be with her son, goes, don't you tell me what a do? Your bitch? Wow?
And I was like, game on, where's that bag of popcorn that's next to like the Jessica Simpson socks and the poop bags and everything. I was going to just start like so she nothing fases this woman at the register and she goes, if you don't like it, you can, like I said, leave your cart here and you can exit the store. So she's got some stuff draped over her arms. She goes and piles it all on the cart and starts swearing at her in Spanish, like calling her every name in
the book. She shoves the cart into the wall, walks back around, and starts like maneuvering through the line in the back to her son, who is so it's me, and then a woman and her kid, and then
a guy and a girl. And it turns out that was her son, and I don't know his girlfriend or a wife or whatever her son too, so as a second, nope, it was she was lying the whole time she was in line, and she was saying that he was at the register and to get up there, and she kept saying like, she kept saying that bitch, doesn't she see how much I'm gonna spend I'm not waiting in
this line, and so she's saying it super loud. So the lady at the casherjister goes calls somebody and she goes, I want all this stuff put away now, and she's like, don't. So she's in the line yelling don't you touch my shit. I'm ying that, like, don't touch it, and she's like, so you just want me to be a warehouse. You want me to just hold it for you. It was hilarious. And then I was like, she's like, sorry, you didn't get the fifty bucks. I was like saying, did you go? Did you do it?
Or scary because they didn't let her up? Okay, So but the whoever it was, the girlfriend or the daughter in law looked like she wanted to dig a hole and climb into the hole and pull the hole in after I want to know who this woman is, Oh my god, claiming do you know who I am? Oh? It was she was nobody. She was nobody that would be like me pulling that shit, like do you know who I am? Like it's almost stupid, like you're no one? Like
it was it. But that woman that worked there, her reaction was priceless, like nothing. She literally is your soul mate. Oh she's your sister from another matter. I was like, oh my gosh, I know. It was hilarious, and everybody in line was just looking at I mean, the poor son. I felt bad for him because everybody was looking at him like what an ale? Oh my god, he didn't do anything, you know, but oh it was she she she slammed her card against the wall,
and then she took off and left the store. No, she went got into line, o her son. Oh so she just she she was lying because she didn't want to wait in line. Okay, the story clearly went over Laura's head a little bit. Yes, But the best part was is that when she got out of line, thinking that she was going to pull a fast one on everybody, the line kept getting longer and longer.
And so when the lady was like, you could go wait in line like everybody else, when she saw long the line, that's when she kicked it up in the high gear because now the line was ten times as long as it was. So you aren't aware who which cash cashier she got because you were gone by then. Yeah, I was on by that. I wonder if she got that woman, Oh my god, I would have died.
I would have literally just stood next to the register. Just It always amazes me when people have like a big giant pile of stuff, like how much money are you going to spend? You're at least going to spend five hundred dollars, That's exactly what I said. I was like, She's like, do you know how much money I plan on spending in here and I was like, everything in that car probably totals five hundred dollars. That's exactly what I thought was. Yeah, yeah, it was so funny. So thank
you lady at Marshall's First. It's too badge you didn't get her name. We would give her a big shout out because she's awesome. She was hilarious. You know what time it is? What time is it? It's time for Eric's double d. Let's play in the music because it's fun and accused the bit. Please stop, Laura, it's a little depressing. Oh my god, what is depressing? Hurts my ears? Are you singing? Oh? She's a beautiful so you know what you just Oh my god, I
remember Stein mart you just yeah, I'm sorry. The Spice Girls turned you turned you away in the nineties. But you are gonna get it because I'm going to sing, I'm gonna who is that? Yes? Oh Leo the Mission Valley story. He used to work at Stein Martin. The lady tried to repair return a pair of jeans that were completely worn out, and he said no, and she got mad, pulled up her dress and pete on the floor. Holy Nike. Now wait, wait, wait, what did
you say, holy what schnikes? The hell you've never got? You don't know Chris Farley? Yeah, hilarious, Yes, firewife, it was the Mission Valley Store. Holy shit, no, worse. No, it's cute. It's a tribute to Chris Farley, who was amazing. Yeah, but it's probably we got long a long long time, a long time. All right, play the music again because we got sidetrack. There we go,
You're all way. People are Oh my god, Leo, So have you guys seen on Instagram the video footage of YouTube performing at the New Sphere in Vegas. No, but my god, that place is I can't wait to go. That's expensive though. The tickets, oh are they They're like the cheap ones are five bucks? Oh really yeah, the good ones are fifteen. Wow. It looks so amazing, incredible. I just saw the Sphere. I think it was a New Year's Eve. What are we doing?
No? Fourth of July? It was fourth of July and they had it. I saw it on TV. So do you sit in the Sphere. Yeah, it's a it's a concert venue. Wow, And so do the A and the lights are all lights are inside and outside outside screen there's like something like a million or three million baseball side sized lights, Like, well, it's a little more. It's the largest and highest resolution screens. Yeah.
I guess how much it cost to avert advertise on the outside of it per day, per day a million dollars one hundred thousand dollars six hundred fifty thousand per Oh my god, let's advertise. Wow. So the video footage was incredible, and they said that somebody was at the YouTube concert and said that if you're down front, all the seats are good, but if you're in the middle, it's hard to see the top, which is obvious.
Okay, but on the outside they showed the dome and it was just a bunch of like bouncing basketballs and stuff, and then it was like a a car speeding down a freeway or something. It looks really cool. So they have a residency. Yeah, it's a venue last building, right, but you too. I mean, therefore, I don't know how long they're there for. No, but have you ever seen them live? They're incredible, like five times. Yeah. I don't think it's a residency. I think
it's just part of their tour. Yeah, okay, a couple dates, I think, But yeah, it was awesome. So you know who black China is, right? Yes, So she is selling clothes, purses, and shoes just to get by. Now. I thought she was making something like three hundred thousand dollars a month on only fans. Yeah, but didn't she change her whole Russian? Yeah? So, and then I know she had her name. Yeah, and then she took her boobs out or something and toned down her makeup or hair or whatever. Yeah, girl, I
know, girl, I do the same thing. Okay, I'm feeling her. Laura, Stop, Why am I saying like all these old terms that are making you cringe? Yeah, basically it's not even the terms, that's just the way you're talking, like, it's very cringe e. I'm talking the way that I talk. This is my personality. I hope not why or not, I hope not be more respectful. Oh my god, I hate it when mommy and daddy fight. No, you mean son and mother fighting. Yeah, but I don't went through her rebellious stage. I guess
who I talked to you today? Oh my god? Oh no, your mother? And yeah, and you said you had nothing but nice things to tell her. Oh. Now she's now, she's not gonna I did. I said, we sure love your son, and then she was really sweet back. But you know what, tonight it's on. I'm going to say, here's the truth, here's the real truth. I'm going to tell you her all the bad words you say, all the things you've admitted admitted. Well, I don't know. She can watch the she can watch the show.
You'll make something up. Okay, Oh my all right? What else? So I am I the only one? I'll do this? Am I the only one that's excited to see the Taylor Swift eras? Yes? I am? Okay? Can we go? Yes? Okay? I I really want to see it. You're always going to go see the movie version of a tour? Yeah, because we didn't get Yes, Yes, I'll go see that with you. For all the Swifties bought up all the tickets. I will do that with you. Okay, October thirteenth, right, Yeah,
I want to see it. The Exorcist was supposed to come out that same week it was, and then they got scared of Taylor Swift. But I was going to talk about this, but I'll bring it up now. It has not been screened for critics. The Exorcists, Yes, The Exorcist Believer, and so I that's like a death knoll. If it hasn't been screened for critics, that means that. So I did a little research and
they did a test screening in New York. They went through three of them, and there there wasn't one good review of the film with the test the three test screating audiences. So then they tested it in Vegas and the same thing happened. But you know what, it'll do well because Halloween. Yeah it, But there's some big contenders for Halloween this year, like saw, Oh my god, Five Nights at Freddie's coming out right at Halloween. That's gonna be no desire to see that. What is it? Five Nights at
Freddie's? Is that Freddy Krueger's. It's some stupid animated puppets. It's not animate, it's live action. It's about it's essentially if Chuck e Cheese, if the animatronics in it were possessed and killed people at night. Oh, that sounds fun. It's based off of a really popular franchise. It's gonna make like a ba chillion dollars really, and it's gonna make a lot of money. Wow. Yeah, what's that. What is that movie where they it's like the hand and they're holding the hand. Talk to me. Did
you see them? No? I was waiting for you. Yeah I heard it was really good. Is it still in theaters? No? Actually, wonder so we can watch it on Netflix? All right? What are we going to have our next date night or a family night? Oh, it'll be soon. Okay, let's go see. Oh yeah, what's really good reviews? Yeah? I only saw hat like half the first one. Oh, Brian, it's just gonna be me and Brian sitting in a theater while you're in the lobby sitting on your phone. It really doesn't matter totally.
I'll be in the bathroom over there. Stop it keep going? It does your segment? Pay attention. Beyonce also has a tour filming coming out. A tour film coming out for the Renaissance. Oh I saw that preview on Instagram. Yeah, yesterday. It looks so good. Yes, Oh my god, I have something about that. The tours, the two tours against each other, the Renaissance Tour and Airis Tour. Do you want me to give you some stats? Sure? Okay, So here's how the numbers come
out. How do they stack up the two tours. Total number of tour dates Renaissance has fifty six, Aristore one forty. Oh my god. Average showtime Renaissance two hours and thirty nine twenty nine minutes, and airis three hours and twenty three minutes. That is such a long content that sounds miserable. That's so long. It's Taylor Swift and she's forgot almost four hours many hits.
Yeah, but imagine this. Okay, you gotta be a concert venue at least like an hour or two early you get your seat, So all in all you're looking at like the five hours and then another hour to get out of there. It's an event. It is a just for firewife. Yes we're on anyway. Average number of songs performed Renaissance thirty five, Aris forty six songs she performs. Costume changes per show Renaissance Beyonce has nine,
that's it, Taylor has sixteen. Wow. But number of outfits worn so far Beyonce has had one hundred plus and then Taylor has had forty four. Oh wow, longest ovation Renaissance. They're really aren't that many. Only when Beyonce's daughter is up there dancing, because you know how she's on tour with her and it's so cute. She gets a big standing. But the Airs tour, she got an eight minute standing ovation after she did the song Champagne
Problem. That is cool, but that is the most boring eight minutes ever. I hate ovations. They're the worst. Like it's like, after like the first like minute, you're like, okay, let's move on, and it happens uther eight minutes and you're like, okay, Like how do you feel about? Like because I went to see cold Play. I got Coldplay tickets at the Luleave half an hour no I went, I came. I went from start to finish. Which album it's the Tour of the Spheres.
It was called Haven't been Good in a While? Oh I Love You, Stop your shut your mouth. Coldplay was amazing, yes, of course. And Chris Martin is the coolest guy. He's totally into like conservation and everything was recycled and and things were generated power generated by us uh tapping the floor. I mean all these like crazy things like I don't know, but well, they had all this information in the beginning. I was like, I really respect them for that, okay, And I'm not you. I bought
a hat and a T shirt. Well, yeah, no, no, no, what number of surprise guests Beyonce I said fifteen and Taylor said five. Wow. Anyway, that's was that boring? No? Okay? Anyway, continue, So last week I talked about Brittany with her prop knives, right, they turned out to be prop knives that were yes maybe but yes maybe, So she said yes, she says, So she gave a shout out to this place that she says she got the knives at, which was
called hand Prop Room in Los Angeles. They were about ready to go under due to the writer's strike and no business coming in. So she's single handedly by giving them a shout out, doubled their business. They've been so busy, so they're pumping her music in the store NonStop, you know. So that was good, But then the cop showed up at her house to do a welfare check because of all this, and now she's pissed. So now she's letting the mom have it because the mom is here in LA watching the
other daughter, Jamie Lynn, on Dancing with the Stars. So when they asked the mom something, because I thought they were kind of on the road to healing, Brittany let her have it because the mom's like, I don't know, I'm not saying anything. So poor Brittany, just somebody please love her, Like, you know what, if she came and lived with me for a month, I would set her straight. Let's here. Yeah,
no, no, yeah. Can you imagine the two bus together, come downstairs one day and she's in her underwear dancing with knives, and then I'll join her. Probably I'd be like, oh my god, like all crazy like your bras and underwearing like big hype boots and yeah, I don't she's I don't think she's crazy. But there's also she's not okay though, Yeah, I'm worried between. I don't know if she should be on like a conservatorship or anything. Still, but she's definitely not Jody totally fine. Yeah
she's not. Yeah that I think everybody can agree upon that. Yeah, and I have two more things. Okay. Now he's not a celebrity, but well I guess maybe he might be. A lock of George Washington's hair is up for sale for forty five thousand dollars. Just a lock of hair. I'd buy that his hair or that wig thing. No, just a lock of hair. Wow, that is really so I'm gonna go get some scissors. Why, I'm going to cut a piece of your hair and try and sell it on eBay. Okay, let's see how much it goes for
it, like negative ten bucks? Like zero dollars, pay ten bucks and shipping. And then have you seen the previews on Instagram for the Kardashians on Hulu. No, I'm I couldn't care less, but it's all over the news. So I've got I just get too jealous. I get too jealous of their jealous of the decadent lifestyle and how rich they are. They're miserable all the time. Yeah, they look like the most unhappy. They're miserable. So well, Courtney and what's it, Travis are nice? Well,
no, Courtney and Kim are in it. And she's like, Courtney said to Kim, you've never been happy for me. And it turns out Travis Barker wrote a book like a memoir, Yeah, and said he had always had the hots for Kim. Oh wait, when did you did your copy years ago before he married Courtney. Oh, so now it's on. So she's like, I hate you, your witch. They'll be best friends by the end of the show totally. It's probably all scripted. Yeah. And
then Angelina Jolie is on the cover of Vogue magazine. It's actually kind of a cool like photograph. Where has she been, Well, she's trying to find herself as a person. Okay, she's been in transition. She's still understanding who she is at forty eight. She adds, quote, I feel a bit down these days. I don't feel like I've been myself for a decade in a way which I don't want to get into. As part of her transition, she started taking fewer film roles and seven years ago and only
takes jobs that don't we require long shoots. She's putting a lot of time and effort these days into her new fashion house, a Telier Jolie. She says, quote, it's been therapeutic for me to work in a creative space with people you trust and two rediscover yourself. Does she look just as beautiful as ever? Yeah? Wow, I find her she's as hot as everyone says. I think that face is something that would stop a ship, like, she is so beautiful. She is so beautiful, just very skinny,
Yeah, she's just very thin, but she is so pretty. All right, Brian, who is the most beautiful woman on the planet besides Laura, beside your girlfriend whatever, besides Laura celebrity wise and he besides me? Uh, give me ten seconds. Why because you have to google a name. You can't just do it off the top of your head. What are you doing? I have a saying hello? Oh, okay, okay, Audrey. Oh yeah, she's beautiful, gorgeous. Yeah. Up until she died,
she was beautiful. She was still Yeah, she still looked pretty good for age. But I respect that. I don't think Angelia and Julia is. She's not unattractive. I don't think she's that gorgeous or anything. Everybody wants those lips. Those are real lips. She doesn't not plump those things at all anyway. Anything else. No, Okay, you know what is happening right now? What Brian's wild card here? From Jay Wartzler. Yes, we do Jesus Christ two times an episode ago. Seem you know what
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was Brian. I won't give his last name. But then Brian and Aaron they wanted to figure out who was the best kisser. So I'm like, okay, are you just reciting the American Pie plot back to us? No, this actually happened. So it was during I think lunch at high school. We went in the back seat of I think it was Brian's car, and first I kissed Brian and then I kissed Aaron, and then I had to tell them who was the better kisser and we called it the competition.
Is that? So still who was the better kisser? Aaron? So, Aaron you want I'm sorry I had to tell that, but I a is a great guy. Is Laura still single? I mean, is Aaron still single? Oh? No, no, no, oh no, he's married, he's got a family, he's got grandkids, He's I thought Aaron was a girl. No, Aaron should A A R O N A A arn. How does it? How does that go? An iron An? There we go. Okay, Brian, bring it on, Okay, what's up.
A couple A couple of weeks ago, I I was collecting some well, I was, I like old stuff, like analog tech from the nineties. So I was collecting some old cassette tapes from like but the film Real Style one. So they're like old recorded tapes, and so I got a
cup. There's this lady of cell in the couple on eBay, so I ordered them and she said they were from a pilot from a parent normal show that never got aired, and they I guess it never got it got closeted because the guy who was producing it and was kind of the for the front runner of the show was pissed because the producer the production studio was trying to like make it scarier than it was. So these are the old clips from their you know, investigation. But they're as far as I can tell,
they're pretty legit. So I actually sent to have them digitized. Talk about two weeks. So I'm going to replay the recording one second. Oh my gosh, So this is a recording now they're not one hundred percent genuine. These have been slightly altered to be a little scarier. But there's stuff in here that's real. Okay, I don't just don't know what's what. So these are like ghosts maybe speaking or it's a minute forty so I've listened to it and it's it sounds different. Is this from a house? Yeah,
okay, so it's from what it sounds like. It's a guy that goes into a house, but he just has an open mic running and he only stays in the house for about a minute forty the last ten ish seconds. I don't know how true, how real they are, but there are parts of this they're definitely very real. So hard to say what's real and what's not. So let me it's a minute forty. I'll just play it. It comes from an analog tape, but it doesn't sound like it's an analog
tape, even though it kind of does. It's weird. You'll see, all right, that might make it sound cooler, it's more scary. Okay, one second's not playing. That's okay, wait, oh wait, it's playing. There's not in our headphones. Yes it is. Oh, I can't hear it. I can't. That's okay, we'll edit all this out. No, we won't. We won't. Now it's okay, here we go. It's okay, right, here we go. Okay. M m
m m m h h h h. The sounds terrifying. This is creepy O. So okay, the last fifteen seconds I'm pretty sure and not genuine. I mean maybe they're parts of it. But when because the people on Instagram couldn't hear it, but it was like somebody, you should guys check it out on YouTube. Yeah, definitely, Yeah, I should have told you guys to hop over to YouTube. But he so, he walks in the house. You can hear him walking on the floorboards, opening up some
more doors. It sounds like you hear some things in different parts of the house. And then he starts doors hyperventilating a little bit. Yeah, because I think some of the doors are closing on their own, is what I'm guessing. And then the window breaks or something. Yeah, and who screamed the woman there was? I guess? Yeah. Well, after the grand I think it's a grandfather clock or some sort of chime goes off, and then he starts freaking out. And then starts. I think running back and
the doors locked or something. I don't know. There's a lot of different there's a lot in there, but well, I'm pretty sure last fifteen seconds are outlandish, but I don't know. It's interesting. And this was from a show that was shelved. I have no idea what the name is. I have no idea who was producing it or what it was. It was from I think the eighties. No, it must have been earlier because it was all analog recorded, so anywhere from the sixties to the seventies, maybe
late eighties. So do you guys watch those ghosts hunting shows? They suck? I used to, Yeah, I know, because it's they never there's never really anything really definitive. Yeah, you know. I mean we saw more stuff when we were at the Cosmopolitan Hotel and with Michael Brown. So piggybacking on what Brian was just talking about, my friend Brandy went to the Stanley Hotel. It's a haunted hotel in Estes Park, Colorado. Okay, and look what they got. An orb the orb on the stairway. That
is a massive orb. That's huge. That is like undeniably an orb. No, that's not a piece of lint that is not a piece of whatever. I'm not going to explain how cameras work, but that can quite easily be any number of things. We need to get somebody on to explain orbs. Again, Look, I've seen some things that you are aren't easy to explain. But if everything, orbs are the weakest, because orbs are super easy. Do you see faces and orbs? Sometimes your brain looking for patterns.
That one's easy. The actual apparitions and figures those are hard to explain, but orbs, trust me. Orbs cameras are like, well, anything that catches light in the camera's field of view will look like an ORB. Wow, okay, something weird is happening to my phone right now when we're talking about all this, it's like flashing, Yeah, it's weird. Oh my god. Yeah maybe that audio I know, So maybe we're all possessed. No something, you brought something into this house, Brian, I've listened
to like four or five times, so I don't think that's it. And wait till you hear my host chat for Thursday. Oh oh my god, I have something very interesting and I hope you guys think it's funny. For my host chat It's something I used to do as a kid, and we we would laugh so hard until we peted our pants when we did this. So I decided I was going to do it for you guys. So that's coming up on thing. Oh my god, are you gonna pee your pants?
Maybe maybe I might drop trou and pee on the floor like Leo at stein Mart, like you said that woman did it. Oh yeah, I was gonna say, Leo didn't do that at stein Mark. Didn't do that. Leo didn't do that. All right, Well we've come to the end of the show. No, yes, we had, no, yes, we had. We have another one to do. You gotta get through this meeting too. Yeah, okay, love your podcast. Meet Oh thank you guys for watching and listening. Loved your podcast. I love you, my sweet babies.