M Super, Hello and welcome to Laura Kane after a dark on tonight's news. No, I know who did I sound like that? Super? I'm trying to be professional. You really are, You're very professional. We are a podcast. This is my co host Eric Rimmer. Becau isn't tight? I would be Laura Kane. We are a producer too. That whoa over there was producer Brian Aldi. How are you guys doing? How is your week? Everything? Good? Good? Okay, let's start. No,
are you all serious? All good? I do have a question for you? Yes, what was up with you? And those sunglasses? Oh my god? And a message from today's sponsors. Well, let me talk about the sunglasses real quick and then we'll go into our fabulous sponsors. So. I was at my mom's over the weekend, and my sister and my niece and Evan and I went to go to the Dollar Tree to poke around, of course, of course, and I'm walking and Faith, who is Jenny's
daughter, kept taking pictures of me. I'm like, what are you doing? And she's like, she's twenty taking random pictures. I'm like, you should have known instantly something was wrong. I cleuely like, what are you doing, and she's like, you don't know. I'm like, no, what, and she's like taking more pictures and then taking like what's wrong?
Do I have something on my face or something? And she's like you really don't know, and I'm like no, And then Jenny's laughing, and then Evan's laughing, and then she shows me the picture and I'm like, what I didn't even see in the picture. Basically, I'm wearing these fake Gucci sunglasses and one of the lenses had popped out, so one was sunglassed and one was clear doesn't pay. It was stupid. I looked ridiculous and I didn't even realize that that was the thing. I thought it was the hottest
shit. I had f my fake Gucci slides onto, so I thought I was a matching oh queen a fashion and one of of course, I was in the dollar tree when that happened. I don't know when I lost the lens. I write in my god, did you see the picture? Yes? Oh, my god, it's ridiculous. And because I'm saying to her as she take of the picture, what are you doing? And like half my face is starting to peel. How did I not know that that was missing. Oh, I don't chalk it up to age. Now, we
won't go It's ridiculous. What else would it be. I'm gonna. I don't know. I have a lot on my mind. Okay, I have a surprise for you that I'll be sending you shortly. I'll be doing something online a lens already. My god, she's literally melting. That was discussed so god, amazing that. Where did that chunk from your face fall off? I don't know, I just want I just whisked it away I got from I gotta peel from Lajoia Cosmetic. Hi, Cameron. The last few
pieces are feeling off. But let me tell you next week you're gonna be so jealous because my skins canna look like a baby's but will resist your face anyway. So that was one of the last pieces, the fall Ist folder. God, you mean full of shit. I wonder if if you could see it full, Yeah, you could see maybe you could see it. Oh my god, that's so gross. Stop it it's gonna Hey, beauty
is pain, and it looks like all pain and no beauty. It's not painful, it's just it's Oh, it's painful for me, So I'll tell you something really quick. This was a couple of years ago and I was meeting some friends for lunch and I had put those things on under my eyes to like reduce the bags. Yes, ran out of the house, put my sunglasses on, get into the restaurant, take my sunglasses off, and
you could have heard a pin drop. And I'm like, what I had completely forgot and left those on and just put the sunglasses on over them. Isn't that would have been amazing? That picture would have been picture? Find the picture? All right? You need to find the great sure? All right? Oh my god, we're both so, we're both clueless. We have clueless moments. Every one has clueless moments. Yours is every week. I know mine is more than the normal person. Anyway. Anyway, all
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will we popcorn this? Well, I'll do www dot You know what popcorn a Capital crowthink dot com. Yeah, there you go. Well, well that was still better than you do. Oh, thank you, Ja, we love you j Okay so oh host chat time. I thought that what we would do. Let's talk about I think we should combine our host chats because I know you have something to talk about and I have something to talk about regarding TV. Oh yes, okay. Now, my mom's sister and
my daughter and I sat down to watch a new Netflix show. And the reason we turned it on is it because my daughter used to be obsessed with being a mermaid. She got one of those tales I remember first came out, remember her tail. She's probably like ten years old, and we'd take her to the handle repool. We'd sneak into the pool and we'd go. We used to sneak into hotel pools all the time. You still remember that. Some of them usually can't do it anymore, but I I know,
but now they don't anyway. There's a show on Netflix called Mirror People. Mr People are true people who live their lives as mermaids and merman Is this like a is this like a documentary type thing? No, this is people. I don't know if it's a fetish, it's a thing. They give
theirmselves names. One was shame Monique, the other almost Sparkles. There was like a uh I forgot with the mermaid were you watching called drag Race No, and this this one guy bought a building so he could put a giant aquarium in so he could put on mermaid shows of all his mermaid friends. It's like this click of people. And there used to be this place in the fifties called Wiki Wiki Watchee or something like that in Florida where they had
live mermaid shows way back when. So some of the old Mermaids come back to life. It is the weirdest show ever. And some of these people spend five thousand dollars on a tail, five grand on a tail. Wow, they're beautiful, but it's kind of a funky show. We know that Evan Quentin Tarantino spent ten grand on a tail on toes tummy. Okay, now I'm not recommending it. I'm not recommending it or not recommending it.
It just is what it is. If it's something that sounds interesting to you, then they're trying to wrap my head around like the angle on it is just like like like like the aquatic equivalent. Maybe maybe like they their whole lives are they just enjoy being performers that they love being mermaids, like that's who they are. As a person both what what are the what are the ones? Are they ferbies? Are they the ones that dressed up like stuffed
animals and have sex with each other? I mean they don't. This doesn't have a sexual eld. You ask them, they would tell you that it's not about the sex. But they know they're just animals. On the end, people don't this is not a sexual thing for them. Oh but do you think though that sometimes they like you can't tale, they mix work in pleasure? How do you do that with a tail kind of opening or something else? You can? It would be you can sacrilege. Do you think
they make tails with openings? Maybe making this sexual? I'm asking if it is sexual? No, it's not. You know that thing. No, I don't know that they explicitly sad you know, put that in your Google. Not looking at mermaid sex anyway. So there's that one show that I loved because it's twisted and sick and really dark. But I cannot bring myself to watch this season finale of Yellow Jackets. I can't do it. I
cannot do it because because gosh, I don't want to. Okay, is it any secret that they become don't tell me is it any secret though, I mean they allude to it, they do. Well, something happens in the next to the last episode where that might be a possibility. And my daughter started watching this show and she was so disturbed. I'm like, you know what, Evan, I know your personality. This will mess you up. Do not watch Yellow Jackets. It will mess you up. But I
like, I like this kind of thing, but I can't. I just can't bring myself to watch the finale because I'm too scared. And I definitely can't watch it at night. At night. It gives you bad dreams. When did you no, big baby? I know right, I don't know what it is about this show, but it's too real to me anyway. So there's that show, and then ninety day brand new season started on Sunday night. Jasmin is back and she's a train wreck. That's all I have
to say about that. Oh, Kimberly wants to go to lunch with you or both of us? Okay, if the minute both of us, no, the minute you start having in a lone time with Mike, Kimberly, We're gonna have problems. You're gonna I know you well, Kimberly's gonna love you more than me, and then you're gonna steal her away, and then well that's what's new. I know. I'm fired of it done. You're not taking away with my Kimbally anyway. I'm sure we would have fun if
we all went to unch. We would we all go to lunch. Stop trying to find that picture. You're not gonna find it. If there's an extra chair we can pull up, maybe, but no promises, my god. Yeah, so we'll get you a booster seat because you're gonna look like a little baby after your face falls off and they said they sorry, they said, no face melting in the restaurant of it. It's gonna be so great. Years Are you so jealous? You are? He has a face of a baby, but I'm gonna have the face of a baby, and
you're gonna like be so incredibly jealous. I am. You're gonna want to run to see Cameron. Erica is America's Baby's America's baby. I am America's baby. So what's this TV show you're talking about? Have you seen Jury Duty? I don't never even heard it. It is hilarious about it's about it's almost done, like, um, like a Park and Wreck, which I really like that show. Um, where it's it's kind of that live. Um, I don't want to say live that scripted. It's unscripted.
Yeah, it's like more like reality TV hidden kind of yeah, and it's about it's about a group of jurors that are on a case. Is it real? No? James Mars and his in it and I love him. He is hilarious. I met him, you did. He is really really
funny. So he and this other guy are just so desperate to get out of jury duty and people were standing up and they're like, it's just not for me, and the judges like, okay, well if it's not for you, then you should go. And so they're like, oh, this is a shoe hit and they're like, yeah, it's not for me. And he goes, well, no, you're gonna need to sit down. And it's and it's on Amazon. Friend, it's on Amazon. Prin it's really funny. Okay, good. Do we have any suggestions for TV shows?
Um? I've been watching Suits right now. Um, it's funny. How come why did you choose out of all the TV shows and all the streaming services did you choose suits. Okay, long stories does a girlfriend thing? No, No, my girlfriend doesn't watch this. Um I this surprises me greatly. I do like legal dramas, and more importantly, my mom has been pressure me to watch it for like three years. Oh and in fact, our dog is named after Harvey Specter name is Harvey gold Harvey because
of that show. Oh yeah, so I caved in. It's on the Amazon Prime and I decided to watch it. So what do you think it's funny? It's not like good funny. I thought it was like a it was more serious. It is, and it isn't. How's Meg and Marcole in it? I hate her so much? You do? I mean as a person or as her character both. Actually, I don't hate her as
a person. I think she's like I think she is just in love with fame and she's gotten annoying because she's like just attention seeking, Like she was in the news the other day for like being chased by the paparazzi in New York. Oh I saw that if New York where with the traffic like that doesn't happen And the apparently lasted two hours. Yeah, and people were saying,
yeah, everybody is calling bs. That's case scenario. They were stuck in traffic and someone was behind them for a little while, like there's nowhere to run in New York. This wasn't a Princess Diana thing. No, so she's but that's what they were claiming is that it was like they felt like you know how Princess Diana felt. And I'm like, oh, brother, their attention seeking. I think they're full of crap. Also, she's not a good actress, at least in my opinion. Really, she's pretty
terrible. Oh no, her character is part of beautiful boy. Yeah, you know what she is until the longer year talking like personality kind of ruins it. So you recommend this or no? No, I mean sure, it's fine. It's a lot of melodrama, which is cool. Actually, I'll recommend a show called Nathan for you. I think it's on Hulu or
it's Nathan Fielder. He's a comedian and he it's like a hidden camera stort this show where he is a he's a very dead pan, like super awkward and knows it, but like is really good at just holding it in sort of person. So he'll go and help businesses entirely real by giving the most insane marketing strategies to drum up business and it ends up on a show. You have to watch it. But like one of them, I think I
like it. He took it. He went to a coffee shop, and he paid to have it entirely rebranded as a company that called Starbucks sucks or something like that on the news and everything. They drummed up lines like it was on the news. Legitimately they got set cease and assist by Starbucks. Oh no, good, I like stuff like that. Yeah, it's really real, but it's it's funny. I'd recommend it. They've got some good ones. All right. Well, now before look at what I have one
other thing on Netflix? Do you like want of Sykes? She's a comedian her? I can take her? Or Leavers? Who's the best comedian? You know that? Sebastian what's his last name? Oh my god? He like I can't even pronounce his name though he sure's Seinfeld? Maybe no, Well, okay, who's let's think about it. Okay, who do we have we Chris Rock? He's good, he's good. Do we have Kevin Hart? He's good? I would honestly I think right now, I would say five years ago it was Louis c. K. Without that, I
think one of the sykes is hilarious. Louis k is the funniest. Who's the funniest female comedian? Probably definitely not. Um, it's a chick's Namelia Amy Schumer? Oh she what happened that she got so much hate? Why did she was stealing jokes? Oh? She's Honestly, I don't even think she's funny personally, Like, I've never laughed at one of her specials and I've watched a couple of them. Oh, she's just like funny. I thought she was really funny. You were a big fan, I was,
Yeah, and then maybe her early stuff. Yeah, nothing against I just don't think she's funny. And there was a controversy that she was stealing jokes, and yeah, I'm amazed she survived that, because that's the death sentence in comedy. Okay, look what I have, Okay, the bowl of questions. But first I'm going to read you some random news. Okay, okay, let's play a little music for random names. Um, yeah, surely something, Oh no, not that, not that you're reading the random
news. What do you want Why are you peeking so much? God? What's wrong with so much water? Today? Go? Yes, mommy, you can read here. I'm gonna try. I'll try to because I want both of you guys do do this story. So I'll do your co host slot while you're gone, I'll do this one. Are you gen Z? Yeah? Okay? This is a term from gen Z. Okay, called bed rotting. Have you heard of this term? I'm also an old man of a gen Z or totally are gen Z's new favorite new term is bed
rotting, where you stay in bed all day and relax. No one in gen Z is using that word. There's not much more to it than that that's fake. Where'd you get Who wrote that? Someone who's definitely not gen Z? And there aren't many rules either. I'm going to read you the story. Okay, you can sleep, eat, watch TV, or just stare at the ceiling. The only rule is you're not allowed to feel guilty about it. Oh you should feel guilty? Why you can't do that every
once in a while, can't you? The term bedrotting and bed rott have been trending online. Yes, videos about it have racked up to over three hundred million combined views on TikTok okay three union combined views is not that much. Well, it's appealing to young people for various reasons. It doesn't cost anything, so that he's in topic to make a TikTok about. And if you have roommates or live at home, you're probably spending a lot of time
in your room anyway. I don't think bed rotting is good for you, regardless. Some people consider bed rotting as self care. I don't think so. I think it's lazy, sure, but every once in a while, if you want to wind down, it's fine. I mean, if you're one day a week, that's a lot. Is that where people lay in bed all day bed rotting? If you lay in bed all day once a week, is that a healthy form of self care? Because that's not self can yourself go? Yeah? Well, I feel like I want to say
fu right now, I'm really mad. I think it's self care if you just want to find but let me encourage you that you can do better. Self care is getting your face peel and like doing things yourself. And then I totally understand, but staying in bed all day is not self care? Right, all right, all right, I'm just hey, I'm all about self care. Listen, don't shoot the messenger. I'm just well, you said you wanted to shoot me. I want to say, f you.
I don't want to shoot you. Well, okay, then I'm I'm effing the messenger. Here's a summer safety tip. Don't leave your sunglasses on your dashboard, okay, or they could turn the sun into a death ray and burn up your car. Oh, don't think of a magnifying fire department in England posted a photo after it happened to somebody's car this last weekend. It melted their dash and it burned a big hole in their windshield. Don't leave your sunglasses on your dashboard. It might be nice. I won't argue.
Did you know? I think I'm sure you know this. Did we talk about this last week? Did I about Splash Mountain closing? Yeah? No, wait, well I know about it. Okay. So it closed for good last week after thirty four years. Wow, and it gave one person a panic attack. The last day it was running, some girl hopped off in the middle of the ride and the video went viral. It's pretty cool
I do that for the last day. Oh yeah, probably she told somebody on the ride that she was freaking out how to get off, probably again a thing I'm just wondering because they're turning it into Princess and the Frog, Tiana's River Adventure, which I don't know. How you turn a giant mountain with a log in it to a buy you sure you can, Oh, you just make some little tweaks here and there. I think the whole thing's kind of weird. So it doesn't I don't know. It doesn't say when
this is gonna be. It gonna be a year or two. At least. There's one operating still in Tokyo. If you're still interested in going to Splash Mountain Woway best karaoke songs of all times. They've made a list. Don't stop, Belie. Oh I'm gonna I'm gonna say, can't do you have the list of them? Well? Here here, let me read the story and then I'll tell you where came from. Okay, wait, can we take some guesses at what we think I would like to Yes, I
think we should take some guesses. Okay, you go and I'll go. Well, let me just tell you people on TikTok we're fighting over this and giving and these are the top one are these gen Z songs? No, okay, I'm gonna get my first guesses, don't stop believing. I'm gonna say I've had the time of my life from Dirty Dancing. I'm gonna say total Eclipse of the Heart. Oh that's a good one. I'm gonna say.
Nope, none of those, mister Brightside like a virgin. No. Um, come on, there's one that's obvious that they sing at ball games, Take Me onto the Ball. They sing it in in uh Boston. No, well, there's a bon Jovi song in here. Oh no, they don't do that in Boston. But they sing Sweet Carola. No, I said there is a bo Yes, that's on the list. Okay, So I was thinking of the other boy song Dead or Alive. Uh so Sweet Caroline is the number twenty six, by the way, But here's the
list. Is some guy on TikTok Okay, So I don't know our news is coming from one guy on TikTok. Since you've been gone by Kelly Clarkson. Okay, Yeah, isn't you being gone? Oh I can't respect Okay, come on, Eileen, Yeah, I so it's a good song. No, they've played it too much. All right, I'm not gonna take slander about the Midnight writers absolutely hate that song. It's my number one song. It's Island and the Sun wheezer. Yeah, that's true. It's the
end of the world now it's too Uh. Also, we didn't still at the Fire. That's a good song. Billy Joe Living on a Prayer Okay, piano man, yeah, Sweet Caroline, ye man, I feel a lack of woman nut pass I want it that way? Tell me why? Yes, there, I will survive Glory Gainer Special Bohemian Rhapsody. Yeah, okay, that's a that is epic epic. No Shallow by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper. That's on this list. Oh I could see that? Yeah okay, Yeah. I feel like if it's been written in the past five
years, it shouldn't be on karaoke playlist. And uh, that's all that's on the play Oh there's one more. I Got Friends and Please Yeah yeah, but I'm gonna anyway Garth Brooks anyway. So that's that's that. And now finally, the these final words in this year's National Spelling b Let's see how many you guys can get if we can spell them. Yes, all right, you need a pen or do you want to know? You should do this live? Don't? They don't have a pen, right, they
just say it? Oh, okay, we'll just keep score. Okay, here we go. Okay. Fracas fracas M Actually, my roommate spoiled the last episode of Succession and it caused a major fracas. F R A c as correct knack. I've never been a good speller. I just don't have a knack for it. kN A c K. I'm not kidding. These
are on the list. Kids are stupid these days. Therapy th h E R A P I yeah, initials I N I T I A L S condominium c O N d O N I wait condo M I N I U M right, Chihuahua oh ge z c h I c c h I U a u A c h you're missing an h c h I h I h u a a u A. You're missing an h another another e u h u A h u h u A who cares? I'm never right c h h u a h u A. Oh, okay, okay, doesn't Mary, I'm not gonna get cha. Croissant c R O S c r O I O I s a n t. Nope, c r O s s I A n t I No c r O s s A n t c
r O I s n t. That's what I say. Hear you because he was too la. Eric, Sorry, c r O I S s A n t n Luge. One sport I'm never gonna try is the luge? Hello? Euge? No lug e l correct. Okay, I don't even know what loges? You know? They go down? And that that ice slide thing in a in a boat that was called Skelton sliding or something like that. Anyway, there's that all right. Now we're gonna do each a question from the bowl of questions, and we're gonna end this thing or
maybe more. Who knows. I got I got some new ones in here, I have some old ones in here. I have ones in that you've never answered before. Hi, Marie, Okay, where you wants to go first? Who wants to go first? Eric? You want to go first? Okay? Great? Okay. If you could go back and be any age you want from month, what would you choose? Oh gosh, god, I would choose twenty one. I know, my god, you have nothing hardly any to pig from hell. You could pick you know, fourteen,
that might have been fun for you. Why would you go back to the time when you had no rights? I would do probably like ten, you know what. I just I was thinking twenty seven it would be fun. But then I just realized I had a great year in nineteen seventy six. I for some reason, I remember that year and it was fun and my parents were like and it was like so fun and we played in the yard and it was a great Fourth of July and like everything was going good.
Everything was great. I had a great childhood. Yeah, I'm going back to I was eight seven or eight. Yeah, see, yeah, yeah, I understand. I get you. I think read. Okay, Brian, come pick one. Are you wanting to pick one for you? No? I want to reach it. Oh my god, Okay we are Yeah, we're pretty far. Here we go. It was written one who wrote this one out? If one stat hovered over the heads of all humans, what would you want it to tell you? Body count? That'd be
awkward count st with because that'd be so funny, hilarious. I don't even care. I just think it'd be so funny. I will want to know like who is on drugs, like like what they're on. That's the stat. I don't think you need that stat. That's pretty awkward. Usually it is pretty aw no way you're on thatth I would never would have guess, I know, I know, I know. Do you have one? You didn't answer the question what stat? Same? Yeah? Well I think body
can't be funny. Yeah, yeah, that would be funny, especially when you meet something. Oh my god, you're like one of my exes claim he slept with two hundred women. I believe that's crazy. Guy. Yeah, yes, not me. I just want to throw it out there, but I know, yeah, that's not like the craziest thing I've ever heard. Laura Kane, if you could change sex for a week, would you do it? Do you think it's easier being male or female gender? I
thought were I was like, how would you change that? I would, yes, just out of curiosity, A because I want to pee out of that thing. I think it'd be fun just to like handle it and be able to pee and not have to sit down, just like do it anywhere you do in the yard. You could do it in the you know, the just wrying to throw out there are laws against where you could pee. I'm saying like, if we're not on a road trip or something, whatever, you can win that saying out. It's pretty handy. I also want
to know what a male orgasm feels like. That could be very cool. It feels great, so do female ones. What's the first thing you would do? I would pee first, and then you would go jerk off. Then I would go jerk off. Oh my god, I forgot about that. I wouldn't I respect so much. I couldn't. I couldn't be a woman for two seconds. I think it might be difficult to be it's the first oh my god, the first period cramp I got. I would I don't know what I would do? Yeah, how long you would be the
peel me off the ceiling to see one week or one month? Um? I think it'said a week's first thing week. First thing I do is get a hysterecto me stop it. I honestly do not know how women it's fun being a woman. It's hard, but it's also powerful. We just have to worry about getting boners in public. That's all we have to worry about. I mean, well, I would love to have sex with no like no feelings or no expectations or guilt or emotions, and just I don't know
men can just like no, women can't. Women cannot well, some women can, yes, but most women you catch feelings. It's too it's too intimate. I would say. There's a lot of guys out there though, that do that. Really Okay, it's unhealthy too, I don't think it's I don't think it's healthy for to have sex with No. I agree totally. Yeah, But okay, so I jerk off, have sex and pee, That's what I would do. Yeah, I think guys would probably do
the same exact thing. You'd masterpate as a woman. Maybe you try it's it's it's not as easy, You're not as easy. Yeah, No, I agree to find I probably look at myself naked for a while. Oh yeah, I'd grab my boobs. Yeah, Like I mean, I'd have to get used to feeling I'm having weight on my chest, which is you know, yeah, I'd like I'd have to get used to having something between my legs all the time. That would be really weird. And where do
I put it? Usually? Wow, Honestly, you kind of just kind of forget about after two minutes well, are you left or right or up? Or what? You know? How you're supposed to dress left or right? Or is there like do you have a side? Is that a thing? Eric? Is that a thing? Do you do left or right? Or up or down? Like? How do you put it in your pants? Pens? Left? You go? Let you always do the same. Okay, that's interesting to me. I has to think about that way you'd
switch it up. I'm just not consciously aware. Oh, kind of let me know, I kind of let where the cards fall? I see, I see? Wait what am I doing? That was my question? It's our last question. If you could travel one hundred years into the future but never return, would you do it? And no? I would? Well why why would you? Okay, well hold up and never return? Yeah? If I had no attachments here, yeah, d would Oh yeah, if I didn't have any attachments, I totally would you want to see what
the future is like? No? Because I don't. I'm too scared of artificial intelligence. Like I'm freaking out about that. I'm so scared. You shouldn't be. I am okay. Right now, let's say artificial intelligence becomes self aware. What's it gonna do? What if it starts catching emotions and it's going to do humanity. They can be. It can do things so much better than humans can. But what is it going to do? Like,
what are we going to give it? Allow it to do? It'll do what it wants to do. We won't have rules because they're not making rules like they should be. It's still it's still just a let's say it's conscious. It's still just consciousness in the box, like it has a finite Like there's no possibility it can create like a being. Oh, I don't know, Brian, exactly, it can't, don't I think don't like I think those are those are far fetched? Like, well, wasn't there some
dude like speaking to Congress like please, we need laws. The concern with AIS that's going to put people out of work. That's that, But that's an easy addressed problem. That's easily addressed problem. Also, right now, AI is just really good at searching the internet, like that's all it does well for now. But look how quickly humanity has an advanced agree but last years it's good at compiling data and giving an answer. But like it's not,
it's not humans. Well I hope you are right. And now here's right, right, If would you rather end all wars or world hunger? Um, Jesus, I know tough is tough, but I have my answer. I'm gonna say world hunger me too. There's no positive to world hungered, as crappy as it sounds. There are positives to wars. They're like there, it's a sacrifice, but typically for a better outcome than previous. So like if you don't, if you have no wars and you have no
possibility for change. So I mean for mayor Brian for president, don't do it. Listen, Brian, don't do anything shady from now on, because you easily could become a good politician. Do anything shady. I don't want to be a politician. Well you're smart enough, maybe, but I don't think there's such thing as a non corrupt politician. No one's clean. Just don't do anything, don't do any naughty, don't do anything. Now,
look at Joe Biden. Not to get political, but that dude has like the most milktoast career and he's still got that's you know, alligat of corruption. Yeah, well true, no way to be clean and politics true? What quality or feature would you change about yourself. Oh my god, this is tough. Yeah. I don't want to be totally down on myself. Um well, feature probably would be my nose. Maybe I would change. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna get a Nosehell, don't worry.
I do love my nose. It's like my dad. My dad has the same exact nose. But it's hard to find sunglasses because I have a wide nose bridge and it's hard for me to find sunglasses. So maybe that um quality? Um oh god, um my time management? Is that a quality? Yeah? Sure? Actually real quick? Though. It is interesting how like noses are so varying amongst humans, but sunglasses do not cater at all to that. They sure do not all the same. It's really interesting.
And they sit up so high on my face. It's weird when you think about though, that sunglasses are all the same. So true, so hard one shirt size for everybody? Do we miss you? Did we do you? What? Oh? I already went around? Oh my god, we're done. Did I guess that one the world? Wait? Oh yeah, Oh my god. You guys are acting like me right now? Start it? Okay? Hey, if you would subscribe to our YouTube channel, we'd love it. We'd love it if you subscribe to our Instagram channel.
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Save the date you're going. I don't want to be there. It's a it's at location. Oh, you're definitely gonna want It's gonna be so freaking fun. Bring your panties or not or not? No, bring your pants you it's at a strip club. Ready, no bras, no hints, no hints at a strip club. I am not sucking your toes. Oh, come on for the podcast. I wouldn't Yeah, I wouldn't go near those things. I wouldn't either, You're right, Brian. Anyway, Okay, love you guys, Thanks so much for watching. O Yeah we're ready
to dial this down. No, maybe the cheering is the cheering gone. I don't want to go. What happened to the cheers? All right? So many buds over all? Do there we go. We need to get a good shows. Need a drum roll. I'll get it dialed. I'll figure it out. You mean a dunt dunk. Yeah, like that, like a drum roll, or like a boom, like a drum that's a yeah, tify something. Okay, we'll get them both in there. So when you make a bad joke I've never made once, I wouldn't know.
Oh, all right, love you guys, accident. I did not mean to hit that. Thank you, and love your podcast. Love you guys, thank you, You're welcome. Now let me go feel my face. I'm gonna start accepting the word love in any form as a as a closing closer. Yeah, I know right, I love you. Thank you. He said that's it. I know he's not kidding. He's gonna dump this the minute you say that word one more time. We've got like a couple more minute. The rest of us have have to actually make sure the show
goes up. Yeah, the two of us have to deal with like issues work here. Yeah, so us have to deal. Some of you just aren't the talent, Yes, yes, the miserly talent. Hey, writer, strike isn't over. Okay go baby go. I love you Locke, do it, Brian, Love you my sweet babies, love your podcast, babies you. How long is